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Naughty America.
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Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.
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It's coming along.
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Come in.
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Hi there. How are you?
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Great. Looks like you're going to cook
the whole Thanksgiving meal.
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I have. I put a lot into it.
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That's good.
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You have to eat tonight?
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We are.
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Where's Jason at?
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Jason.
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Oh, you mean my son who was supposed to
help me with Thanksgiving Day photos?
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Did I that, Jason?
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Well, what did he do now?
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Oh, I mean, nothing really.
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He just bailed on me. He said he was
going to be here and then came up with
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excuse to just not come.
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So don't tell me that you came over here
and that you're trying to bail on me
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too. No, no. I'm a man of my word. I
said I'll do it. I'll do it.
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I mean, maybe Jason should take lessons
from you then.
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Come with me. The costume.
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The costume?
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Come on.
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What?
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Okay.
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Try it on.
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You want me to wear that for real?
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Yeah, I do.
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You told me that you would do the
pictures.
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I told you that I needed you to pose as
a pilgrim.
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And you said, I'm a man of my word.
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Look at it.
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It's ugly as shit. It's a pilgrim.
That's why it's the classic pilgrim.
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what you're supposed to look like. All
the family and all the guests are going
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to come in. They're going to just see
you standing there. They're going to
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it. It's going to be the hit of the
party. I don't know. I know that's what
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do. But that's so embarrassing.
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I'm going to look like a fool now.
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You're not going to look like a fool.
Come on. Just try it on.
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Come on, come on, come on. You're so
handsome.
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You can make anything look good.
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I think I'm handsome, huh?
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Okay, don't change the subject.
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Yes, I think you're handsome.
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I mean, who wouldn't?
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But I need you to get ready for the
party. Come on.
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Just try it on. Let's just see what it
looks like.
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I guess.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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But only because you think I'm handsome.
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Oh, well, don't forget your hat.
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Ooh, I can't wait to see it.
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Now I see why they can tell me.
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Jimmy, what's taking so long?
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I don't want to come out.
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Oh my goodness. Just come out. Let me
see it.
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I look stupid.
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I bet you look adorable.
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Oh, you look great.
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Oh, look at this. It's going to be
perfect.
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Oh, I love it. I think it's perfect.
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No, I look ridiculous.
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There is no way I'm going to get caught
taking a picture of this.
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You make the most handsome pilgrim ever.
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Okay, I don't look handsome.
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I look ridiculous, if we're being
honest. You look exactly like you're
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to. It's so cute. You look like a
pilgrim. That's exactly what I needed.
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I love it. I think it looks great.
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I see myself in the mirror, and I look
ridiculous. Like, seriously.
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It's not cute. It's not handsome. There
has to be something that I can do to
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convince you.
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You know, I mean, how about an extra
piece of my famous pumpkin pie?
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No offense, but not even a whole pie, as
delicious as it is, could get me to
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wear this for a photo shoot.
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Come on.
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There has to be something that I can do.
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There has to be.
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You know, you told me that I could count
on you.
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So, let's think of something.
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That I can do to get you to wear this
for my gift.
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Come on.
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Tell me.
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I'm sure we can think of something.
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You told me that I could count on you.
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Can I?
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Can I?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, yeah.
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I think this will help.
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Maybe you won't worry about the costume.
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Tell me what you want
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Tell me.
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Oh, shit.
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Say it.
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What do you want?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Sit down.
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Yeah.
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What a good boy you are.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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serve.
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up, up, up, up
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that you agreed to dress up.
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You ready to fuck me?
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What do you think, pilgrim? You ready to
fuck me?
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Mm -hmm.
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You ready? Come on.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck you.
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Yeah. Oh, fuck.
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You think this is a good trade? I don't
know,
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but you can stand there and take
pictures.
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yeah yeah
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Yeah, yeah.
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Fuck. Are you coming up here?
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Yes.
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I gotta
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get out of this.
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Oh fuck.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, we can't wait to spit on them.
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Yeah.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh my god, oh my god.
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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Did I convince you to wear the costume?
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I don't know. I was only a little more
convinced.
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Oh, yeah.
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Just a little more.
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Just a little more. Just a little more.
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Yeah.
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Yeah
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coming back hard.
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Oh, man.
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Oh. Oh.
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Yes, yes. Oh my gosh, I'm watching that.
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That was so good.
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Yeah. Ah, you know, fuck that movie.
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yes yes yes
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Yes, yes, yes
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to go shower and get ready for the
people. They're all going to be here.
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And listen, if you play the part really
well, I'll give you a post -dinner
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bonus.
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Oh, yeah? Yeah. Now hurry. Go get washed
up and ready.
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Okay. My handsome little pilgrim.
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Naughty America.
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Nobody. Nobody.
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Nobody. Does it better.
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