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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

It's coming along.

Come in.

Hi there. How are you?

Great. Looks like you're going to cook the whole Thanksgiving meal.

I have. I put a lot into it.

That's good.

You have to eat tonight?

We are.

Where's Jason at?

Jason.

Oh, you mean my son who was supposed to help me with Thanksgiving Day photos?

Did I that, Jason?

Well, what did he do now?

Oh, I mean, nothing really.

He just bailed on me. He said he was going to be here and then came up with

excuse to just not come.

So don't tell me that you came over here and that you're trying to bail on me

too. No, no. I'm a man of my word. I said I'll do it. I'll do it.

I mean, maybe Jason should take lessons from you then.

Come with me. The costume.

The costume?

Come on.

What?

Okay.

Try it on.

You want me to wear that for real?

Yeah, I do.

You told me that you would do the pictures.

I told you that I needed you to pose as a pilgrim.

And you said, I'm a man of my word.

Look at it.

It's ugly as shit. It's a pilgrim. That's why it's the classic pilgrim.

what you're supposed to look like. All the family and all the guests are going

to come in. They're going to just see you standing there. They're going to

it. It's going to be the hit of the party. I don't know. I know that's what

do. But that's so embarrassing.

I'm going to look like a fool now.

You're not going to look like a fool. Come on. Just try it on.

Come on, come on, come on. You're so handsome.

You can make anything look good.

I think I'm handsome, huh?

Okay, don't change the subject.

Yes, I think you're handsome.

I mean, who wouldn't?

But I need you to get ready for the party. Come on.

Just try it on. Let's just see what it looks like.

I guess.

Come on, come on, come on.

But only because you think I'm handsome.

Oh, well, don't forget your hat.

Ooh, I can't wait to see it.

Now I see why they can tell me.

Jimmy, what's taking so long?

I don't want to come out.

Oh my goodness. Just come out. Let me see it.

I look stupid.

I bet you look adorable.

Oh, you look great.

Oh, look at this. It's going to be perfect.

Oh, I love it. I think it's perfect.

No, I look ridiculous.

There is no way I'm going to get caught taking a picture of this.

You make the most handsome pilgrim ever.

Okay, I don't look handsome.

I look ridiculous, if we're being honest. You look exactly like you're

to. It's so cute. You look like a pilgrim. That's exactly what I needed.

I love it. I think it looks great.

I see myself in the mirror, and I look ridiculous. Like, seriously.

It's not cute. It's not handsome. There has to be something that I can do to

convince you.

You know, I mean, how about an extra piece of my famous pumpkin pie?

No offense, but not even a whole pie, as delicious as it is, could get me to

wear this for a photo shoot.

Come on.

There has to be something that I can do.

There has to be.

You know, you told me that I could count on you.

So, let's think of something.

That I can do to get you to wear this for my gift.

Come on.

Tell me.

I'm sure we can think of something.

You told me that I could count on you.

Can I?

Can I?

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

I think this will help.

Maybe you won't worry about the costume.

Tell me what you want

Tell me.

Oh, shit.

Say it.

What do you want?

Yeah.

Okay.

Sit down.

Yeah.

What a good boy you are.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

serve.

up, up, up, up

that you agreed to dress up.

You ready to fuck me?

What do you think, pilgrim? You ready to fuck me?

Mm -hmm.

You ready? Come on.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck you.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

You think this is a good trade? I don't know,

but you can stand there and take pictures.

yeah yeah

Yeah, yeah.

Fuck. Are you coming up here?

Yes.

I gotta

get out of this.

Oh fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, we can't wait to spit on them.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh my god, oh my god.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Did I convince you to wear the costume?

I don't know. I was only a little more convinced.

Oh, yeah.

Just a little more.

Just a little more. Just a little more.

Yeah.

Yeah

coming back hard.

Oh, man.

Oh. Oh.

Yes, yes. Oh my gosh, I'm watching that.

That was so good.

Yeah. Ah, you know, fuck that movie.

yes yes yes

Yes, yes, yes

to go shower and get ready for the people. They're all going to be here.

And listen, if you play the part really well, I'll give you a post -dinner

bonus.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Now hurry. Go get washed up and ready.

Okay. My handsome little pilgrim.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.