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Naughty America.
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Nobody. Nobody.
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Nobody. Does it better.
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Hey, Winston.
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Are you riding yourself?
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Where's my son?
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He had a lunch date.
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Clearly he's much better at this whole
online dating thing than me.
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Oh, what? No luck?
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I know. I mean, no one looks back on me.
And it's like the ones that do, it's
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like they never follow through on the
plan.
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That's weird.
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You're such a good looking guy. I can't
imagine that's true. Let me see your
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profile.
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Okay, let's see what we have here.
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Justin, these are horrible photos of
you.
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Really? Yeah, I mean, this one's of your
foot.
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I'm no model or photographer.
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You just see if your nose on this one.
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I thought it was a good one.
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Justin,
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you are such a handsome guy.
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These photos do not do you justice. No
wonder no one is swiping right.
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You just need some photos that show who
you really are.
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The handsome boy that you are.
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I'm sure if you had better photos, women
would just be lining up.
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I think. Yeah. Why don't we take them?
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Really? Okay. Yeah, okay. Stand up.
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All right. Okay.
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So kind of pose, like kind of relax.
Yeah. Chill. You're a cool guy.
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Okay. Here we go. Ready? Okay. One, two,
three.
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Okay. Oh, all right. Yeah. I mean.
Again.
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Yeah. Like a model one. I mean. That's
right.
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Okay. Oh, we're going to love these.
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All right.
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Okay. Now, don't get so salacious. I
mean.
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Come on.
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I like them feisty.
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Look natural.
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Okay. Good job. Business professional?
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Yeah. Yeah. Good. You get it. Okay.
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All right. Now, girls like little butts.
Why don't you turn around a little bit?
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Little butt?
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You want like a little... Okay. All
right.
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There we go.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Take a look at them.
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No gun show?
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Yeah. Let's do it. Do the gun show? Do
it. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Wait, which
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direction are we pointing? I don't know.
Whatever is the most important.
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Okay, let's do it. Okay.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, you know what?
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I think you should.
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Really? Really. If you're going to show
the gun, show the gun.
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Okay, ready?
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Yeah.
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Oh, right.
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Yeah. Up in the air.
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Oh, yeah. Do the Superman.
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Oh, the posture is everything.
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That's true. Yeah. Oh, I think girls are
really going to like me. Let's see.
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Oh, wow. I like that one.
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That's a good photo.
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But is there another one?
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You know, I mean, there's good photos of
you, but I think that what
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really gets girls is masculinity.
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Like when they're swiping through all
the photos, they want to see something
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that's going to capture their eye.
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Make them go, whoa, right?
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You want them to go, whoa, when they see
your profile?
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Yeah, more testosterone.
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That looks pretty eating.
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Let's do more testosterone.
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Okay, now you hold the camera.
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Okay. Okay.
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I have an idea.
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Oh, my God. This is going to be great.
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This is going to be perfect.
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What?
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It's perfect. I don't know if girls want
this.
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Justin, listen.
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Okay, I am a woman.
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And I know what women want. And women
want dick pics.
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Okay. Okay, so get to taking those
photos.
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Right.
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This is really going to drive the women
crazy.
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Okay.
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You're going to have more dates than you
ever could have even imagined.
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Yeah.
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I mean women like to play coy, like they
don't like them, but they love them.
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Really?
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When you take photos, you want to get
really into it.
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Yeah. Because people know in photos,
they know if you're into it or not. Oh,
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course. They can tell.
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Oh, yeah.
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Once I send these, do you think I'm
like, best sent around like lunchtime?
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Yeah? Okay.
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Okay.
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Every girl on that app is gonna know
what you're made of.
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You hope so.
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Very impressed.
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These photos look amazing.
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I bet they do.
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Now why don't you put that phone down?
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And you just let me enjoy.
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Cute.
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No.
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Oh, he hears nothing.
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Hold on. Do you understand?
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Sounds odd.
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Yes. Oh, my God.
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It was so easy.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Now you're getting nasty. Do it again.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Yes, I love you.
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Okay.
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the same way.
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That's not good.
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We'll show them now. Once, one bit at a
time. But with these new pictures,
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you're going to get all the girls.
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Naughty America.
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Nobody. Nobody.
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Nobody. Does it better.
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