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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

Thank you. You guys have a lot of stuff to get done, and I've got all of his as

well, so... Bobby.

Typical Bobby.

It's better.

Okay.

So, first, this is the washer and the dryer.

Okay.

So, what did you tell me about what's been going on at school?

Um, nothing much. I mean, I'm just... Nothing.

I know you have a full schedule.

Classes and sports and stuff, so, yeah.

Classes and sports and stuff. Come on, you sound like Bobby when I call him on

the phone.

I mean, that's all we're doing. We're in school.

What else are we supposed to be doing? Like I haven't been to college.

I know what goes on there.

Parties, boys, girls.

Come on.

Tell me more.

I mean, he's been doing that a little bit. I'm mostly just stuck with...

You think I don't know my own son?

Okay, I mean... Go on, you can tell me.

Go on. No, I mean, for me, it's just his classes, and then his workouts twice a

day for sports, and then I'm basically too tired to barely even do my homework,

so... What? Are you kidding me? I mean, obviously, those workouts are working if

you're well -being.

I mean... Thank you.

I mean, if you don't mind, you've definitely filled out since the last

were here.

I mean, obviously, the workouts are...

Dare I say working out.

Yeah, I mean, Coach was saying I was getting to where I need to be, so...

Obviously you are where you need to be.

I mean, you've got to make time for girls.

Like I said, I'll try. I'll try and do more of like what Bobby does, but...

Yeah, what Bobby does.

Yeah, that's another subject we need to continue since he's obviously making you

do both of your laundries.

Yeah.

Well, tell me more about school.

I mean, I know you have mentors coming up.

Yeah, I mean, but I've studied for all that, and I took a couple of them ahead

of time just to get them out of the way so I had more time to... Really?

Yeah. I'm so proud of you.

You know, I even forgot to give you a hug when you came in. You know? Oh, I'm

proud.

God, you just... Oh, I have to give you a hug.

That and just your muscles are just... And they're really a good thing. You

really need to come by more often, by the way. Yeah, yeah, I can. You know,

especially if I have more laundry to do.

Which I'm sure you do. I mean, didn't last time you tell me some free accent

happened when you were doing it?

Yeah, well, I mean, you know, in the dorm, people just kind of throw stuff

together. So, I don't know, I end up losing some of my clothes.

Yeah, I'm not really too happy about that.

So, are you trying to tell me that you were left without clothes?

Some of them, I mean, at the time.

I mean, I had, like, shorts to get me back to my room, but that was it.

Yeah, but, like I said, I was doing mine and Bobby's stuff so that doesn't

happen again.

Yeah, I think that's...

Alright, so why don't I leave you to it. If you have any questions, let me know.

I'm going to go shower. I'll be right around the corner.

I'm assuming you know how to work everything, but if not, no worries

Nicer than the dorms, but I'll get it. I hope so. We just bought these not too

long ago.

Awesome. Okay.

Um,

I'm just gonna take these and... Oh,

crap.

I don't have any laundry detergent.

I don't think she's going to care if I borrow the phone. Let's see.

Um... Okay.

Um, Ms.

Kochova? Um, sorry to bother you.

No.

think you're doing?

You get in here right now.

Okay, um, well, I promised I wasn't trying to, you, you meant to come up

um, if there was any questions and I didn't have any detergent and you didn't

have any either, so I was like, I think you were naked and I did, I, um.

Yeah.

Well, I didn't mean to say that.

Look, please, just don't tell the, I'm not going to tell Bobby.

Okay.

And I do have a point.

I shouldn't be so upset.

Look, it's embarrassing.

I'll just go finish the laundry.

I mean, I got so upset because I was slightly embarrassed as well, but I

shouldn't be.

I mean, something like this is bound to happen anyway. I mean, I did take a

longer shower than usual, so... Listen, it's okay.

It's okay.

And you're right. You needed something. I told you to come up and ask me.

I just walked. I didn't mean to see you.

Uh -huh.

So you weren't just peeping around the corner.

No.

Well, when I come up, I was just looking.

Uh -huh.

Okay.

Like I said, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. Listen.

It's okay.

All right?

Okay. I'm not going to say anything to Bobby, and I'm not upset anymore.

Okay.

Thanks.

Besides, I'm sure we can work something out.

I mean... I could do stuff around the house for you if you... It's okay.

I mean, besides, when was the last time you were with a girl, right?

I mean, you've been so busy, didn't you say that?

Yeah, I mean, I'm usually busy with, you know, homework and school and sports,

and I don't know exactly.

Exactly.

So it's been months?

It's been a while.

I mean, you did just say you saw me naked.

only for like a second that I was just like I didn't mean to when I came up

and then you were just there and then

I

don't

know if Bobby would ever find out Bobby you're not going to find out I mean for

God's sakes you're doing as long

Right?

Yeah.

And he's paying you for that?

I mean, he offered to give me a little bit.

I'm sure Bobby doesn't care about what you do.

Or what I do.

And I'm sure that it's been a while, so... Why don't we just

take advantage of this nice little opportunity?

And there's nobody else here?

There's nobody else here.

Just you.

like this at your college.

Not that I've seen.

You like that, do you?

Yeah.

That's really good.

have to wash it anyway, right?

Yeah, that's true.

Might as well.

I think we have to wash that too.

Let's just make it easier.

That is... You've definitely been working

out.

You needed this didn't you sweetie?

I do.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Mmm.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Mm -hmm

Let me play with my balls.

Thank you.

Hmm.

Mmm.

Oh, yes.

It's okay.

So tight.

Thank you.

Where was the detergent?

Are you for real?

I mean, I came up to get it because I needed to do my laundry still.

Top shelf.

And a laundry room.

Okay. Thanks.

Well, at least he's good for something.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.