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No, I know.

No, oh my God.

No, my stepson is the worst.

So clingy.

What?

You're telling me that your son already moved out and went... So he's going to

college away. So he's not... I got the short end of the stick.

No, he is overly clingy.

No. And if I hang out with more people...

Then it's just a nightmare when I come home. I mean, the tantrums are just

ridiculous. And he has this weird thing where I have to, like, sue them.

Like, run my hand through his hair when he's getting so upset.

No, Clara, I'm telling you.

You know what?

That's an excellent idea. I did not even think about that.

I'm going to bring that up to him.

Yes.

Yeah, no, I'll bring it up to him.

Get a girlfriend. I'll bring up the whole girlfriend. I think if he had a

girlfriend his age.

That would definitely help.

Mom!

Mom!

Oh, fuck. He's calling me now. So fucking needy.

Let me call you back.

Mom!

You almost missed our show.

That's the third time this week you've been too busy to notice.

This is our show.

I'm here.

I'm right here.

Right? I didn't miss anything.

I'm here now.

I'm here now.

Good.

So,

since I have you here, I was thinking, what about girls that

look like moi that are just, you know, your age?

What about them? I don't ever see them come over to tell.

I don't want to talk about that.

You don't want to talk about girls or you don't want to talk about girls

over to the house?

I don't want to talk about anything about that.

So what you're saying is you will consider getting a girlfriend?

I just want to, can we watch the show, please? Watch the show.

Oh,

look, he has a girlfriend.

No,

it's still not into the girls, I think.

I don't want to talk about that.

I don't want to talk about that. I just don't understand.

I don't want to talk about that. Here's the thing. La, la, la, la, la, la, la,

la.

La, la, la.

So immature.

Here's the thing. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

I can't hear you.

Mm -hmm.

So the next time you scream mom, I'm going to respond, I can't hear you. I

hear you right now. I can't hear you.

No stepson hangs out with their mother this much.

Who does that?

It's just not helping.

You gotta get out there.

Meet new girls.

No?

I told you I don't want to talk about it.

Oh my goodness, what is going on with you?

Can we please watch the show?

Watch the show.

But like, what is wrong with you?

You're acting like something that's seriously wrong.

Are you gonna tell me?

The reason that I don't have a girlfriend and the reason I don't want

girlfriend is because I would never love any girl as much as I love you.

No,

not that kind of love.

Right.

Okay, you know how in the show Erica loves Dalton even though she knows that

shouldn't? Mm -hmm.

That kind of love.

Slightly problematic, maybe, you know? That mom.

God.

That friend.

I just don't know if we should be doing that.

Now everything is ruined.

Nothing is ruined.

Oh, my God.

Nothing is ruined.

My big mouth ruining everything.

Okay, calm down. Now you'd probably just think I'm some sort of weirdo.

Okay, okay, okay.

Let's calm down.

How about this?

Everything is fine.

You hate me, don't you? I do not hate you.

I will show you that everything is fine.

You hate me, don't you?

I don't hate you. Are you sure?

Yeah.

Shh.

I don't hate you, and I'm going to show you if you can make me win for this.

Okay? Emily!

Emily! What?

Never, ever again throw a tantrum like that on your mother.

Okay. Why don't you jump?

And I'll show you.

program.

Did you always want your mom to study and you did?

Yeah. Yeah?

Uh -huh.

Is it as good as with young girls?

In other words, you don't want to know it.

I kind of regret taking off my dress actually.

I'm wondering if I should have left it on and just pulled it out.

my titties

Hmm.

Should I look at you?

What do you think?

I'm ready.

Should I feed you now?

Yeah. Yeah?

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

One and done. One time.

One time. And then keep going.

Turn around. Is that what you said?

You're the best mom ever.

I guess that's debatable.

I'm sorry.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, it's so good.

What was I expecting it to be?

Hmm.

Do you want me to do it right?

Yeah. Yeah?

Is that right yourself?

They would be with me all the time.

My God, I love you so much, Mom.

Oh, my goodness.

Yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Where? How?

Doggy? Mm -hmm.

Mm.

Mm. Yeah.

Yeah.

the best mom ever.

I'm so happy I'm your son.

Yeah.

position can I come?

Best day ever.

Do you? Well, you can't.

Because I didn't get to.

I want you to come from.

So good, Mom.

Yeah.

So, I'm thinking that

we need to start talking about your movie now.