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Well, where's Huggy Bear?

Dignan, he's not there. Huggy Bear is not in every single episode.

Wait a second. Running to different payphones? What the hell is that all

That's what I'm trying to explain to you. See, sometimes, Anthony, you can

a dream of an episode, and then you think that it actually happens.

Yeah, Dignan, it's a real episode. The killer's leading him across the city by

calling different payphones.

Why? It's part of his plan. I don't know why he does it. That's what I'm saying,

Anthony, is that it has the logic of a dream.

Okay, the point is, the killer always goes...

May I speak to Starsky even though he knows it's him?

What did Starsky say?

He says this is he.

This is he?

I think.

See what I meant about the window?

That's your strength, Anthony, your little touches like that.

See, I thought it was superficial at first because we already had the keys,

you're thinking one step ahead. What happens if they change the locks? We

couldn't get in because our keys wouldn't work. But now we can always get

through that window.

See, that window can never be locked. It's impossible.

I filed it down.

See, my brain can't really think like that. You have that real good sense

mechanical, technological detail that just...

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

She's really kind of hot, you know.

Uh -huh.

She's an attractive woman.

Anthony, Anthony, Anthony, we'll get $200 for the coins alone.

Easily, easily $200. That's what's worth their praise now.

Dickens, you really know that much about rare things? Yeah, I do know. I know

about money. I know the value of money, Anthony.

Plus, Jesus Christ, the fucking earrings are worth three times that.

Anthony, hold on. Look out.

I told you not to take the earrings.

You got another ball.

Anthony, I'm playing your game.

The list, do you remember the list? This thing's digging, wasn't supposed to

touch. I don't think that the earrings were on the list. The earrings were

number three on the list. Everything in the mahogany box was on the list.

Well, Anthony, it wasn't worth the risk to even go in there if we'd gone by the

list. That does not make any difference. I bought the earrings for my mother on

her birthday. I picked them out myself.

Well, I can't be sorting through all that shit in the middle of a burglary.

There's just not time for it.

If I'd known you were going to ignore everything I'd said, we'd have never

in there. I can promise you, you'd never have gone in there. Just be practical,

Anthony. When we do a job, we do it to the best of our ability, right? We're

trying to do it like professionals, because that's what we are. What the

does that have to do with it? I told you not to take my mother's fucking

earrings.

I'm looking out. I don't think so. Just reach on and that sets it off. Anthony,

do it real quick and I'll meet you down there.

Had an alarm.

Yeah, I heard that.

Five, seven, eight dollars.

Shit, what'd I tell you?

Eight dollars.

That's not bad.

Where'd you learn that from?

Looks like an herb.

Herb? Like cinnamon or what?

Yeah, any kind of herb that grows.

What do they have to do with it, though? I don't understand the connection.

Pot is an herb.

It's like any other kind of gardening.

How much could you grow realistically?

Much as I want.

This crop I've got right now, when it comes up, I'll have $6 ,000 worth of

wheat.

$6 ,000? Are you serious?

You should see it.

I've got an entire crop in my backyard.

At the house?

How do you protect all that?

Nobody comes over there. It's private property.

Besides, I have Hector.

Hector?

Hector wouldn't do anything.

Hector's not going to do anything.

Hector has a loud bark.

It's a loud bark that really counts.

If it's that easy, how come everybody isn't doing it?

Good question.

Don't you guys tell anybody about my plants? You're paranoid, Bob. Come on.

don't tell anybody.

Did you grow cinnamon?

I don't know. Sure, I guess.

You could have your own cinnamon test if you could grow that.

A weapon is anything you hold in your hand.

It can be a knife. It can be a Coke bottle.

It can be a pencil.

A ballpoint pen.

You can stick them right here and rupture the esophagus.

You give them a ballpoint tracheotomy.

And what kind do you recommend?

I mean, if we want a gun, just to intimidate someone.

No, you don't want to do that.

That's suicidal.

You don't intimidate people with guns, you shoot people with guns.

This is it. We got it.

The most important thing you can have is the escape route.

Okay, one more thing we need to discuss. You've got to come up with a getaway

strategy, just in case somebody's tailing us or even chasing us, as the

be. You think we're going to be chased?

That's a good question. No, I don't think we're going to be chased. I'm just

being hypocritical now.

But there's an advantage to having a plan.

We know where we're going.

You see, the person behind us doesn't know where he's being taken. We know all

the stops, all the lights, all the turns. We're always one step ahead.

You see what I'm saying?

Yeah. Okay, Bob, hang on a second because this is important.

Responsibility. Anthony and I are responsible for the internal situation.

That's money and people.

You're responsible for the external situation.

The car, getaway, the streets.

That's my responsibility.

All right, that's your domain.

Okay. One thing we need to discuss is timing, because that's crucial.

Bob, God damn it, what the fuck is your problem? I'm paying attention, Dignan.

Bob, you're not paying attention if you're fucking around with the gun. Now

fucking around with the gun and start paying attention, because you're

fucking... Anthony, give me the fucking gun. Dignan, Dignan, relax. It's not

your gun, okay?

Fuck you. Fuck you too, Bob.

Assholes, bastards, cowards. I invent everything. I come up with the whole

fucking plan. Well, rob my house, asshole. Yeah, yeah, and who comes up

plan? Thanks.

Thanks, Bob. Thanks, Anthony.

Dicks.

Fuckers.

So I say to the guy, Can I get in there? I think I left my wallet. And he says,

I'm sorry, sir. We're closed for the evening. And I said, just for a second.

you have a lost and found? Yeah, and that was the detail. When Anthony goes,

you have a lost and found? Then the guy lets in. He opens the door. And then all

of a sudden, I'm in there. He's like, what's going on? I don't know. He

surprised me. And then I got, like, the gun on him. We're, like, pushing him in

the back, pushing him in the back. Then we didn't have the right size bag.

Yeah, and then he starts going, we're going to need a bigger bag.

We're going to need some bags. We're going to need a bigger bag. We're going

need a bigger bag. We've got to have a bigger bag.

Was he, like, screaming?

No, I wasn't screaming.

What about what the guy said to you? Oh, man.

The manager goes to me, the manager goes, I'm going to remember you.

Are you serious?

Yeah, he says that to me.

Just like that, I swear to God, in a real serious voice. Like he'd find

one day. Yeah.

If it took him the rest of his life, he'd search out Dignan. Like he'd hunt

down and kill me.

What did he say to you?

I don't think he really even got a good look at me. Dignan scared him so bad, I

just kind of, he didn't even look at me anymore.

I can't believe how easy that was.

See ya.

Bye. Bye.

Man,

that was great driving.

Seriously, that was really good driving.

Okay.

$193 is a pretty good haul, Bob.

Good driving.

The fact of the matter is, if we race, these shoes will kill you.

You want to make a bet?

Here, I'll bet you. Well, let's bet then. How much do you want to bet?

I don't really care.

Forget it then, Anthony, because I'm not raising less money. Okay, how much do

you want to bet? I'll bet you anything.

Right now?

Fuck yeah, right now.

Okay.

Let's go to the back of the mailbox.

Let's make it to Lincoln.

Okay, at the back of the Lincoln. On your mark. No, no, I'm going to say it.

On your mark.

Get to go.