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This is the big. They can find a way to
beat Pittsburgh off the bye.

They've got this legit shop. It's going
to take an incredible run.

Things are hanging by a thread, but I
cannot look past what Chase and Burrow

doing and abandon hope there.

I just bought a Batmobile.

The one from the Dark Knight.

I got it from Warner Brothers.

I'm pumped about that.

I won't get it, probably.

A year -ish.

They still got to make it.

Jared's

playing

really well, really accurate, making
good decisions.

They do everything well. It starts with
running the ball.

They run the ball better than anybody.

Then you can play action and have guys
running wide open down the field because

you've got to respect the run.

This hasn't gone our way this year.

In years past, it has.

We just haven't made... It feels like
every single game we haven't made

any of the plays down the stretch that
we have to make in the close games.

I miss a throw here and there.

Defense doesn't get a stop here and
there. We don't take advantage of an

opportunity to make a play. We miss a
kick. Like something happens that makes

us not win the game.

But we've won seven in a row before.

We made the playoffs. I'll be happy as a
clam.

Told you I bought Batmobile.

Did you get it yet, though?

I don't get it for, like, a year, but I
bought it.

Oh, dude, for real?

That shit gonna be crazy. You gotta go
to the Ventures of Batman when he had

shitty -ass eye thing on.

I think I gotta go all in and go for,
like, the expensive bats. The suit and

all?

That shit gonna be funny as hell,
though. I ain't gonna lie. That shit

hilarious.

Hey, how about that bitch with a cape
on, bro?

What if I wore it to every game? I just
wore the full Batsuit, Batmobile, every

game. Like, if I go crazy on Halloween.

Well, shit, I mean, yeah. Then I, you
know. I would be like, yeah, wear that

bitch again, too, yeah.

507 touchdowns, I'd wear it again. I'd
wear that bitch to the book.

You're going to get lost in there,
bitch. It's so dark in there,

Get out that Batmobile, fight right in
the corner with the cape. With the cape.

It's December in the AFC North, so it's
heating up, even though it's quite

frigid here in Ohio.

There's no margin for error right now
for the Bengals. At 4 -7, Joe Burrow is

putting up immense numbers.

All he cares about is winning football
game, and he's wondering what more he

to do to make the playoff run.

Would Chopper's legs slice the whole
sideline in half?

That'd be a tough way to go out.

Burrow to throw. He's back at the 14.
He's in trouble. Begins rambling. A jump

pass. Caught by Chase.

Watch number nine in orange.

Burrow. The jump pass to Chase.

That was pretty cool.

Number nine has delivered, man. This guy
stands in the face of pressure and

makes plays.

Good throw, Joe.

Problem is, the opposing quarterbacks
have done it all too often as well.

It feels like we've seen the same movie
over and over again. Huge offensive

numbers, but can't quite get to the
finish line for Cincy.

The Bengals are going to fall to four
and eight.

That stinks.

They will not be mathematically
eliminated, but let's face it. At this

they have to run the table and get a lot
of help to sneak into the postseason.

Joe Burrows in his losses. 21
touchdowns, three interceptions.

68 % completion percentage. He's thrown
for 308 yards a game.

The Bengals have lost four games this
season despite scoring 33 points in

games. That's absurd.

When we run plays, we've got a center
snapping the ball, we have a

and we have a running back.

We're all going to rotate positions,
okay? So you're going to play every

position. Do you guys know your right
and your left?

Can you raise your right hand?

Okay, you raise your left hand. Other
than that, I think we're batting 1 ,000.

My dad was my flag football coach
growing up, along with Mike Singletary,

be a part of that.

It was a lot of fun. I look forward to
days ahead of being able to coach him,

not just in football, but all the
different sports.

I think, personally, I think we need to
get the ball to Briggs. What do you

think? Well, I think I should run the
ball.

What's that? I think I should run the
ball. You think you should run the ball?

You're calling your own number? Yeah. I
trust you.

You guys?

I'm running back. You can do whatever
you want.

Yeah, just do it.

Here we go. Here we go.

Go, Coop, go.

Go, Coop, go.

You break into the open. Do not score.

You will get dangerously close to the
end zone, and then you will step out of

bounds. I couldn't turn off the game
management mode of the quarterback, so I

started thinking about the clock and
timeouts and how can we kind of just

this out. Do you understand?

Yes. Okay.

That goes for anybody else, too, because
I do not want to give them the ball

back. Okay?

The clock is our friend.

They're down an inch.

and reverse steals so much.

Remember what I told you about not
scoring?

Will he listen?

He listened!

That's unbelievable!

Let's run the clock out!

Coach, is the clock running?

He brought his A game, and I can't wait
to watch him be our kids' coaches when

he gets more time one day.

You know when I was proudest of you?

When I asked you to not score, and you
did exactly what I asked you.

That was phenomenal.

Got some good cleat damage today.

The red jersey only protects so much.

Lyman got you. Lyman got me.

But as I said in the Saints game, pain
is part of my life.

I wish it wasn't.

Someday when I retire, I'm going to try
to...

Feel less pain on a daily basis.

But that day is not this day.

We've got time.

That's right. We've got time to enjoy
that. That's right. Let's go.

Let's go. We've got plenty of time for
Mai Tais on the beach.

That's not right now.

Sitting on the front porch.

That's right.

Drinking a Roy Rogers.

He doesn't often complain about
injuries.

He did mention getting hit in the Saints
game to me, which for him to bring it

up to me means it was something.

Immediately my elbow lit up and I knew,
you know, I had irritated something.

But riding on the plane home from the
game, my shoulders started to really

throb. And so I knew right away, like,
okay, this is a little more serious.

Okay. You know, I played through a...

hundred sprains and strains what i
didn't factor in at the time was yeah

your ankles already where it is your
shoulder and your elbow now are where

are and it's really the three combined
that made a difference you try to take

the anti -inflammatories and just go and
play without even thinking about it

which was what i was trying to do but
then there's another part of you that

to understand that if you don't have the
oomph on the ball that you're used to

you can't make the decisions you're used
to making.

So there are times after the Week 10 hit
where you say, that's a window I would

normally fit it in, but I'm going to
hold on to the ball here because I can't

quite get it there. Or the opposite,
that's a window I'm going to try to fit

in and throw it, and it doesn't get
there as quickly as you're used to.

Not enough.

I remember kind of thinking, you know,
can I get this back in six days?

Kirk Cousins.

Third in the NFL in pass yards. Fourth
in touchdowns. But third most in

turnovers coming into this week.

Cousins grows incomplete.

Yeah, yeah.

Second and one.

Cousins trying to find hits and well
overshot him.

Atlanta's offense is just completely off
sync and out of rhythm.

Get set.

On first down and 10.

Cousins lost the time.

Oh, no, no, no, no. And he throws an
interception. It's Cody Martin.

Dang it.

Dang it.

I would not be surprised if Raheem
decides to put Michael Penix in the game

here. Would not surprise me at that.

Yeah. Put a nine. This one is over.
Yeah. Take a helmet off.

I love you. It's nothing to do with you.

We're going to get the chance to see the
first -round rookie, Michael Penix,

who's coming into the game now.

First time in Kirk Cousins' career that
he's gone back -to -back games without a

passing touchdown.

What the heck is up with the Atlanta
Falcons?

They've had two terrible losses in a
row.

You know, when you're not playing
particularly well at the quarterback

But you've got a level of faith.

Our building rallied behind Kirk, and we
wanted to get back his alter ego chains

and to find a way to find those winning
moments that we found early in the

season.

December football is here, where
everything now really matters.

Kirk Cousins, he has to be sharp today.

And at the three, was it grabbed by
Mooney?

And it's going to be ruled incomplete to
Darnell Mooney at the three.

Wow, and Kirk's kicking himself. He had
Mooney wide open, just threw the ball

too low.

It's a walk -in touchdown.

If the ball's up and even hits him in
stride, he's going to score a touchdown.

Great job, Mooney. It should have been a
walk -in touchdown.

I got mildly, mildly bumped as I was
throwing it, but I still should need to

drive the ball through that.

Atlanta's going to have it first and 10
at the Charger 46 -yard line.

They're going to play bait here. Cousins
now off a boot. They're going to try

and fit it. It got picked.

Picked off in the secondary.

He passed it off.

What was the coverage? Because I came
out of it and it felt like quarter.

I was going to launch the blazer.

He came down.

He covered three.

So the cover three guy passed it off. I
thought he was in quarter.

He fell off. See, I'm not afraid of him
to fall off, though, right? Yeah.

Right? Yeah.

From the 40, fourth and five.

There was that.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Kirk's going to
throw for a side. It's picked.

Picked off and going the other way with
it. It is to heave still and a

touchdown.

Not sure what Kirk thought he saw here,
but there was no way Mooney was going to

get this ball.

Second interception of the day for
Cousins.

My fault, my fault, my fault.

Hey, everything for us doesn't fucking
matter.

Go out there and focus and go win at
this game. You know what I mean? Yes.

Everything else is gone. Yep, yep.

Despite everything that happened in the
game, our defense had played so well

that we were still in it. And that's the
way pro football is. You know, it's

going to be imperfect, just find a way.
And with about five minutes left, we're

driving and, you know, we're right there
to take the lead.

The offense has got to get on track.

Atlanta's going to need a touchdown to
win.

Cousins has been in this position
before. He has had all these comebacks

career, but he had one early... the
season in Philadelphia on a Monday

which was just terrific.

And he's trying to do the same thing
right now.

Intercepted.

Fourth interception thrown by Kirk
Cousins today.

Two of them here in the last nine
minutes.

I viewed this game as a chance to get
back on track.

The lack of production against the
Saints and Broncos caused me on the bye

to start to feel like maybe I need to do
a little more and start to make

something happen.

And I think that can be the kiss of
death as a quarterback when you start to

let the game come to you, but go force
it. And I think against the Chargers,

know, try to go make stuff happen. And
when you do that, yeah, you may make

plays, but you can also get yourself in
trouble.

Golly.

You know, it's certainly a game that you
never want to have happen, even though

you play long enough.

You know, they very well may happen.

And Atlanta has seen its third straight
loss sealed right here at home.

It makes me question, is he healthy?

That's how it's going to go. I don't, is
he healthy? And I mean, not now, like,

is he healthy this season? No. He
doesn't look anything like himself.

It just doesn't look right, frankly. It
doesn't look like Kirk Cousins, and it

makes me wonder.

You drafted Michael Pennix, ace overall.
I criticize the decision.

I will criticize that decision
infinitely more if they don't give

this season.

Atlanta had an opportunity to separate
itself, and it squandered that

opportunity.

I am usually able to see things, hear
things, read things.

And it doesn't really affect me. I
actually like to know what people are

I think it's fun to follow.

But that was a stretch where I did have
to delete my access to everything.

And just kind of shut it down for a
little bit because I just didn't want to

it. That was a big deal for me that I
needed to shut it off. That's when you

know it's like, ooh, this is a not
really fun time.

I'll start, and then I can take any
questions.

Obviously, disappointing outcome,

disappointing play.

I look to myself and say, I've got to
play better.

When the results weren't what I was
expecting or was used to, you just

You wonder, and I'm hesitant to say that
because I do not want to point the

finger to, well, this was why I didn't
play as well. I think I didn't play as

well because I didn't play as well. I
didn't make great decisions with the

football, and that has nothing to do
with an injury.

But after the fact, you look back and
you wonder.

Bills, Lions, this is a big deal. Huge
matchup. Two best offenses in the

I haven't thrown an incompletion in the
black uniforms yet.

Goff versus Allen.

Two bros who might meet in the Super
Bowl.

Only won them once.

Come on, Jared. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go.

Be sharp. Be sharp. Be sharp. Hey, ball
hit the ground. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Elevate a little bit. Elevate
a little bit. Let's go.

Sit. Detroit Lions, they've been
depleted on defense.

You're talking about injury after
injury.

I think the Bills right now are a better
football team and playing better

football. I got to say, give me a Puma.

11 -game win streak.

If the Lions are going to win in a
potential Super Bowl preview.

Hey, that felt good there.

It's going to pick a Jared Goff
masterclass.

We know what we have in here. We know
who we are, and we're not concerned with

outside opinions, outside narratives.

We really aren't, and it's one game at a
time, and we know that. It's hard. It's

hard to be that way, but our standards
and our expectations internally are as

high as ever.

Hey, this group won it for us last week.
Got to do it again this week.

Starts tomorrow.

Better day tomorrow, okay?

Everyone. Me too.

I mean, this is just... Ooh.

It's really hot.

Thank you.

Ho, ho, ho.

All righty.

So normally he's not here for
decorations. I usually decorate on an

game, but you're feeling holly jolly
today, huh?

So holly jolly, let's do it.

I think we should start with, well, you
know what, you can just go for it. I

don't know. Just start going? Yeah.

There's Gibbs.

Gibbs and Montgomery.

Oh, because Sonic the Hedgehog, yeah.
Put Gibbs, like, somewhere.

I like him. Put him kind of front and
center.

Oh, and then this one looks like Quincy.

Oh.

Quincy. Quincy.

Quincy. No.

Don't eat him.

Oh, Quincy. No, that's you.

Oh, oh.

He's had his eye on this one for, like,
years.

Hey, drop it.

Good boy.

That's your friend. You can't kill him.

That's you.

That's you, buddy.

We went out, and I actually cut this one
down out in the woods.

No, he didn't.

You know what? I'm kind of good at it if
you want me to do it. Okay.

I'm going to go up here. Oh, my God.

Okay.

Keep being careful.

I'm good.

I'm going to stand right here in case
you need me.

Looks like a doctor's suit.

Oh, that's so perfect.

That's the best it's ever looked,
honestly.

Okay, ready?

Wait, hold on. Ready?

Okay, three, two, one.

Yay!

It looks so pretty. I have to take a
step back and admire.

It's kind of good, huh? Christmas
season's here.

That's really good, actually.

Thanks.

The Lions, the Bills, two of the
favorites to meet in New Orleans for the

Bowl. I mean, this is a true heavyweight
bout, and it starts with the two

quarterbacks. Let's go.

Josh Allen is the leading MVP candidate
in the league right now, and Jared Goff

isn't far behind.

Two great quarterbacks.

I think it's impossible to find a better
matchup the rest of the regular season

than this one today.

Yeah,

they came out fast. They scored a ton of
points early, and that was kind of the

gap that we were chasing all game was
that 14 -point gap.

They didn't think MVP.

They wanted their quarterback. He's
right in the mix.

And they got a wide open target.

It's one of the linemen to the end zone
for the touchdown.

Seemed like every time we score, they
score and vice versa.

This time flips it forward to Shakir who
takes it into the end zone for the

touchdown. And the Detroit Lions now
face their largest deficit of the

I'm not going to run the ball anymore.

I'm good. Yeah, let's go. It is. Dude,
if they play coverage, if they play

coverage like they played at the end of
the half, fucking we'll strut them all

day long. Here we go. Set.

Drop back. Drop. Wilkie needs a big
play. Throws deep middle. It is caught.

That is on Ron St. Brown with it. Inside
the 30. Inside the 25.

Angling at the 15, 10, 5. That's no
touchdown, Detroit Lions.

Watch this.

I mean, that's such an aggressive throw
that you shouldn't make.

I mean, you got two guys right there.
You've got to fit that in.

But when you're an MVP candidate and
you've got the arm.

Bernard actually got a fingertip on it.

He should have picked it off.

He missed it.

I was laughing.

I was running by him laughing at him. He
was like, come on, man.

I fucking tipped you. That was a nice
ball. Thank you, buddy.

That's why I was joking. I know.

I know. I know.

We were down 17 late, and in my head,
and really in all of our heads, we're

like, all right, we've got to score now.

Stop against one of the best offenses
around. The Bills have scored 30 -plus

points in eight straight games.

Allen takes the snap, boots to his
right, looks, looks, throws end zone

touchdown.

Just like that.

I know it's been a tough day for this
defense.

They've had injuries, incredible
injuries to come back from all season

One -stop defense, come on.

Allen.

Look at this throw.

Touchdown. Can you believe it?

A trespass.

I've never seen this. That was so next
level by Josh Allen.

Got a flag down.

Holding. Offense.

Holding. Bring it on back. Doesn't
count.

That was cool. Doesn't count.

Bass on for a 41 -yard attempt. Middle
of the field.

Listen.

Spot down. Kick away. It is up. And it
is good.

Ultimately, I don't think we started off
that game well enough to be in it at

the end. But, you know, we did fight
back.

Unfortunately, it wasn't enough.

This became the highest scoring game in
the league this season.

Job better done on this day by the
Buffalo Bills who snapped the Lions 11

winning streak The

NFC

playoff picture, you know, you got the
lion in a battle there with Philadelphia

Don't forget you got Minnesota on their
heels also inside the division

So we're shaping up to a monster finish
of the season when Detroit and Minnesota

play the last game. It's going to be
huge.

The Lions looking to get back to their
winning ways on Sunday when they take on

the Bears.

The Lions lost the build in Week 15,
ending Detroit's 11 -game winning

What about Jared? How's he?

Good, yeah. He feels, like, still
optimistic.

That's exactly how Zach is. It's like,
what can you do?

Yeah. I feel like we have such a great
group of women here.

We love to get together, especially
during the holiday season. We're leaning

each other. How many teams have ever won
every single game?

If we can continue to win these next
three, to be on a win streak into the

playoffs, I don't really like that. I
100 % agree.

It's a good little reset. I was just
going to say, it's a good reset.

Bounce back. And also now we're more,
not that we're an underdog, but I feel

like now we're like, they put us below,
I think, the Eagles now. And, like, you

know mentally all the guys are now going
to, like, think they're underdogs

again. I feel like they like that.

I feel like underdog mentality.

I love the underdog mentality. We're
underdogs again.

Who's the one seed in the NFC? Yeah, I'm
going to stick with the Lions for now.

Wow. Even in this loss, I saw a version
of the team that I think is going to

continue to fight. And the way that
Jared Goff played well in a game where

were down by a couple touchdowns, I
could see them holding on to win the

division, pulling it all the way through
the playoffs is a whole other

conversation.

It's a good little wake -up call in a
lot of ways. I think when you're

and even if the wins aren't great wins,
you're able to gloss over some of your

flaws or mistakes by saying, well, we
won the game, so it doesn't really

And I think that's just human nature.

But when those mistakes do catch up to
you and you do go, well, okay, that one

did cost us that game, it is extremely
humbling.

So if they fall anything short of a
Super Bowl, the year is a

So, yeah, it's time to panic.

Yeah, look, panic has to stem because...

I don't think they're going to get the
one seed. I think Philly is. The team is

vulnerable.

They just are.

It is 30 degrees, wind at 11

miles per hour. One of three outdoor
games the Lions play all season.

And you see Jared Goff's history in
colder weather, and that always comes

And it will come up until he wins a game
in cold weather.

Lousy cold weather. Cold, cold, cold
weather. Jared Goff's not great in it.

only played in cold weather a handful of
times, and I feel like I've done just

like I would in non -cold weather. I
think maybe because I'm from California

played for the Cal and then played for
the Rams, the perception is I don't have

the ability to do it.

I like to have fun with it.

And if they win out, they have the
number one seed. They get a five.

Let's go to the seven now, all right?
Here we go.

180 with that.

Firing downfield for Williams.

He's got it.

Into the end zone.

Touchdown. Let's go, baby.

Let's fucking go.

How about that? 82 yards.

That was ridiculous.

How far did you throw that?

Not that far.

Looked pretty.

Lions set a franchise record for most
points in one season on that touchdown.

You're not supposed to be able to throw
the ball this well in the cold.

Dude, I'm good.

Yeah, but that's what they used to say
about me. That's what they say. Yeah.

Not anymore.

We were up 20 to nothing, feeling really
good, and had some more tricks up our

sleeve. Ben Johnson always has something
up his sleeve.

I'll tell you what, we got four downs
all the way through. Okay, let's go. One

for three in the red zone. Let's go,
yeah.

The Bears' defense has been playing
really good in the red zone, keeping the

Bears' chances alive to win this game.

Here we go, here we go.

Hey, this might hit in the back of the
end zone here, okay? This is a stumble

bump.

Hey, dance to Trey Wright classy.

Stumble bump kills Shelby. Turbo.

What he said, we're good, we're good.

Here we go.

Here it takes.

Stumbles coming out of there. Wants to
throw. Does downfield. Got a man wide

open. Down the corner.

Touchdown Detroit Lions.

Let's go.

That good?

You like that? I told you it was on
purpose.

And I wonder if that was a trick play,
because now it looks intentional.

You have Jared Goff fake stumbling, and
then all of a sudden, Laporta comes

screaming out the other side.

Hey, the running

back makes it work, though.

Jameer Gibbs fake falling.

That was a nice trick play by Ben
Johnson.

That play was called Thumble Bum.

That was a Ben special.

He came up with that one.

On Monday that week, I was in his
office. We're just hanging out, kind of

getting an idea of what he likes for the
week. The first thing he showed me was

the clip of Jordan Love actually
fumbling.

And running the same play from the
previous year.

Bidding makes the catch.

Luke Musgrave was wide open.

He said, you think you could do this?
And I'm like, I actually was like, what

you mean? Like, fumble? Like, you want
me to fumble?

I've never done that before, but, like,
I can try. I don't think that's the

world we want to live in is actually,
like, purposely fumbling. But, yeah,

if you want to see what it looks like,
like, we can try. All we're trying to do

is get the guy who's running with the
sneaky, because it's T .J. Edwards,

like, all over it.

P .J. Edwards, like, is all over. All
we're trying to get him to do is take

eyes off it, and then we're going to
sneak behind him.

So that was on Monday, and then by the
time we got to Wednesday, we're like,

hey, we're not going to actually put it
on the ground. We're just going to

pretend to fall. And I'm like, sure,
yeah, that's no problem. I can tell you

fall, no problem.

I

actually

almost fell on that one.

Don't tell me that. Don't tell me that.

That was the first one I've almost
actually fallen. The other ones I've

under control.

What I'm doing is I'm putting it in my
right hand and I'm putting my hand on

ground.

Dude, we were going to have you put the
ball on the ground.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Hey, did you see our play?

You don't think so? That won't get you?

And then as the week went on, it's like,
hey, the running back needs to fall

too. That's going to sell the play even
more.

Hey, this stumble bum might take, like,
that much longer for me to throw it,

okay? Oh, yeah, yeah. And actually,
everyone up front, you're going to yell

fumble. Good job.

Great job. Great job.

So, yeah, we ran it three or four times
through the week of how we wanted it to

look, and every time it looked good,
every time it worked.

Yeah, that was all designed.

I mean, let's think about it. When have
we seen Jameer Gibbs fall when he's

supposed to be getting the ball and
Jared Goff stumbling around? That was a

play, man.

Thanks.

Look at 53.

Look at 53. His eyes are on me.

Sam's running right by him.

And that's also the 33rd touchdown pass
for Goff this season.

A new career high.

Oh, that's my career high touchdowns.

I just threw it. Yeah, 33.

Thank you.

That's going to do it.

Seven consecutive road victories for the
Detroit Lions.

Cold weather, too.

Crazy. How'd I do that?

The Lions set a franchise record.

They win 13 games in a season for the
first time.

You like that?

Did I get you?

It's such a good idea.

We're like, can we kind of fake fumble
on purpose?

I know. Works like a fucking charm.

Put your mindset going into week 14.

Conscious effort not to do anything
different.

It's just about being as consistent as
you can possibly be.

You're not out of it, but you have to
win a lot of games to get back into it.

Joe Burrow's numbers, they look
phenomenal.

When you watch Joe Burrow play, he looks
phenomenal.

This team is 4 -8.

Count red zone execution.

Number one team in the league, points
per drive in the red zone.

All right, great job by a time. Great
job, Jamar. Finding space in the back of

the end zone. Finding a lane to climb
the pocket. Outstanding job, Joe and

Jamar.

And it gets monotonous, and it gets dull
and boring, but how

consistent can you stay with your
routine?

That's good speed and depth on the
exchange.

It's fast.

It's fast.

That's what's going to make this play.

Right. Exactly right.

Try not to bog yourself down with all
the things that they could do and let

yourself just go out and play and react.

It's always a chess match between you
and the defensive coordinator.

Just watching games. How do they call
it?

What do they do on third down? I like to
play man, zone, one high, two high. You

want to have all the answers that you
can before the test comes.

Dallas, they're an aggressive style
defense.

But to me, it's a must win.

I'm going to have to be aggressive. I'm
going to have to throw some balls into

some tight windows.

You got to push the ball down the field
and try to score touchdowns.

You got to get this one.

For our week 14 Monday Night Football
matchup between the Bengals and the

Cowboys, we'll have a special Simpsons
fun day football version with an

game transformed in real time into the
iconic Simpsons world in Springfield.

How are you? Thanks for coming today.
Have a seat.

We're talking nothing but cartoons
today.

Are you familiar with the Simpsons theme
song? I'm familiar with it, yeah.

Can you hum a few bars?

No, I don't know about that.

All right, I got to show you something
here, Joe. We're going to show you what

you look like as a Simpson.

I like that.

Looks good.

How well did they do your cartoon?

I feel like I could use a chin maybe,
but other than that, I like the hair,

that's for sure.

You're saying they could have given you
more chin. Yeah, maybe a little chin or

something.

Welcome to Springfield, Ohio, football
fans.

That's right, the first NFL game ever
here at Adams Stadium. We're just

to be here.

Bengals at 4 -8. They've lost three in a
row.

Basically need to win out and then get a
bunch of Christmas miracles to have a

chance to get into postseason.

Second and goal from the five. Trailing
7 -0.

Joe catches.

Short drop. Fires for Chase.

Caught for the touchdown.

Jamar Chase continuing to put up
incredible numbers.

That is his NFL -leading 14th touchdown.

Boy, watch when Burrow turns this ball
loose.

This is the anticipation that I'm
talking about. That ball is being thrown

And Chase isn't even out of the break.
There's just nothing you can do about it

when you're turning the ball loose the
way that Burrow did on that play. I

saw any of the Simpsons highlights, no.

I heard it was pretty cool, though.

Look at the throw.

Concentration. Perfect!

We got some luck that game that was much
needed.

Got our punt blocks, and then somehow or
another hit one of their guys, and we

get the ball.

We needed one of those.

The Bengals need about 10 more yards to
be within the comfortable field goal

range of Cade York.

It's first and 10 for the Bengals at the
Cowboy 40 -yard line.

Dice left, screener, jet, opera, H
through, 7 -1.

And the clock continues to tick in a tie
game at 20.

Burrow, sideline, chase.

Spin. There he goes.

Touchdown, Bengals.

It's the easiest play call we have in
our book. It's probably the first one

put in day one of training camp.

Sometimes you just feel a softness and
an advantage you have with Jamar, and we

just need a simple way to get Jamar the
ball.

Joe did it with great efficiency. He did
it on time, great ball placement.

In this particular moment, I know that I
need the ball on my back shoulder so I

can turn inside to go upfield. So he's
thinking what I'm thinking, but he just

placed the ball in the right position
for me. I just make a play.

That's something that we talk about all
the time. I always try to put the ball

in position for him to go make a play
with his legs.

I've never seen anybody like him when he
gets the ball in his hands.

And so you always try to put the ball in
a place that he can turn and make a

play. He usually does.

What'd you do? I didn't see it, because
I got hit. You wheeled it back the other

way, or you just turned up the sideline?

Yeah, nice. He was fucking scared as
fuck, so I just threw it inside his

shoulder so he could go make a play.

Yep. That's a big -time dub, guys. Hard
fought.

Hard fucking fought.

When you think most of the calls,
bounces, they... Over the season, they

even out.

I didn't feel that way.

And... It was nice to get one.

Tonight for Burrow, 33 of 44 for 369.

Three touchdowns a pick.

And Jamar Chase, 14 catches for 177
yards and two scores.

Jamar smashed a donut into my face.

That wasn't quite on my bingo card for
today.

I want to hug you because you're the
toughest motherfucker I've been to in a

great fucking game. Yes, sir.

Fuck. Thanks.

All right. Hey, fellas.

So proud of you guys.

All you've done for the last month is
take help from everybody, but keep

up to work, keep doing your job, and
sticking together.

Okay? And we haven't gotten to feel this
for a long time. Am I right?

But this is what we needed. We needed to
get this off our back and get some

momentum and get rolling here and play
Bengals football the way we know how.

I walked into the locker room, pumped,
fired up about the win.

And then... We have some breaking news.

Somebody tried to break into Joe
Burrow's house.

The calls for the break -in came in
sometime after 8 p .m.

The FBI is working with local
authorities to find their suspects.