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This is the big. They can find a way to beat Pittsburgh off the bye.
They've got this legit shop. It's going to take an incredible run.
Things are hanging by a thread, but I cannot look past what Chase and Burrow
doing and abandon hope there.
I just bought a Batmobile.
The one from the Dark Knight.
I got it from Warner Brothers.
I'm pumped about that.
I won't get it, probably.
A year -ish.
They still got to make it.
Jared's
playing
really well, really accurate, making good decisions.
They do everything well. It starts with running the ball.
They run the ball better than anybody.
Then you can play action and have guys running wide open down the field because
you've got to respect the run.
This hasn't gone our way this year.
In years past, it has.
We just haven't made... It feels like every single game we haven't made
any of the plays down the stretch that we have to make in the close games.
I miss a throw here and there.
Defense doesn't get a stop here and there. We don't take advantage of an
opportunity to make a play. We miss a kick. Like something happens that makes
us not win the game.
But we've won seven in a row before.
We made the playoffs. I'll be happy as a clam.
Told you I bought Batmobile.
Did you get it yet, though?
I don't get it for, like, a year, but I bought it.
Oh, dude, for real?
That shit gonna be crazy. You gotta go to the Ventures of Batman when he had
shitty -ass eye thing on.
I think I gotta go all in and go for, like, the expensive bats. The suit and
all?
That shit gonna be funny as hell, though. I ain't gonna lie. That shit
hilarious.
Hey, how about that bitch with a cape on, bro?
What if I wore it to every game? I just wore the full Batsuit, Batmobile, every
game. Like, if I go crazy on Halloween.
Well, shit, I mean, yeah. Then I, you know. I would be like, yeah, wear that
bitch again, too, yeah.
507 touchdowns, I'd wear it again. I'd wear that bitch to the book.
You're going to get lost in there, bitch. It's so dark in there,
Get out that Batmobile, fight right in the corner with the cape. With the cape.
It's December in the AFC North, so it's heating up, even though it's quite
frigid here in Ohio.
There's no margin for error right now for the Bengals. At 4 -7, Joe Burrow is
putting up immense numbers.
All he cares about is winning football game, and he's wondering what more he
to do to make the playoff run.
Would Chopper's legs slice the whole sideline in half?
That'd be a tough way to go out.
Burrow to throw. He's back at the 14. He's in trouble. Begins rambling. A jump
pass. Caught by Chase.
Watch number nine in orange.
Burrow. The jump pass to Chase.
That was pretty cool.
Number nine has delivered, man. This guy stands in the face of pressure and
makes plays.
Good throw, Joe.
Problem is, the opposing quarterbacks have done it all too often as well.
It feels like we've seen the same movie over and over again. Huge offensive
numbers, but can't quite get to the finish line for Cincy.
The Bengals are going to fall to four and eight.
That stinks.
They will not be mathematically eliminated, but let's face it. At this
they have to run the table and get a lot of help to sneak into the postseason.
Joe Burrows in his losses. 21 touchdowns, three interceptions.
68 % completion percentage. He's thrown for 308 yards a game.
The Bengals have lost four games this season despite scoring 33 points in
games. That's absurd.
When we run plays, we've got a center snapping the ball, we have a
and we have a running back.
We're all going to rotate positions, okay? So you're going to play every
position. Do you guys know your right and your left?
Can you raise your right hand?
Okay, you raise your left hand. Other than that, I think we're batting 1 ,000.
My dad was my flag football coach growing up, along with Mike Singletary,
be a part of that.
It was a lot of fun. I look forward to days ahead of being able to coach him,
not just in football, but all the different sports.
I think, personally, I think we need to get the ball to Briggs. What do you
think? Well, I think I should run the ball.
What's that? I think I should run the ball. You think you should run the ball?
You're calling your own number? Yeah. I trust you.
You guys?
I'm running back. You can do whatever you want.
Yeah, just do it.
Here we go. Here we go.
Go, Coop, go.
Go, Coop, go.
You break into the open. Do not score.
You will get dangerously close to the end zone, and then you will step out of
bounds. I couldn't turn off the game management mode of the quarterback, so I
started thinking about the clock and timeouts and how can we kind of just
this out. Do you understand?
Yes. Okay.
That goes for anybody else, too, because I do not want to give them the ball
back. Okay?
The clock is our friend.
They're down an inch.
and reverse steals so much.
Remember what I told you about not scoring?
Will he listen?
He listened!
That's unbelievable!
Let's run the clock out!
Coach, is the clock running?
He brought his A game, and I can't wait to watch him be our kids' coaches when
he gets more time one day.
You know when I was proudest of you?
When I asked you to not score, and you did exactly what I asked you.
That was phenomenal.
Got some good cleat damage today.
The red jersey only protects so much.
Lyman got you. Lyman got me.
But as I said in the Saints game, pain is part of my life.
I wish it wasn't.
Someday when I retire, I'm going to try to...
Feel less pain on a daily basis.
But that day is not this day.
We've got time.
That's right. We've got time to enjoy that. That's right. Let's go.
Let's go. We've got plenty of time for Mai Tais on the beach.
That's not right now.
Sitting on the front porch.
That's right.
Drinking a Roy Rogers.
He doesn't often complain about injuries.
He did mention getting hit in the Saints game to me, which for him to bring it
up to me means it was something.
Immediately my elbow lit up and I knew, you know, I had irritated something.
But riding on the plane home from the game, my shoulders started to really
throb. And so I knew right away, like, okay, this is a little more serious.
Okay. You know, I played through a...
hundred sprains and strains what i didn't factor in at the time was yeah
your ankles already where it is your shoulder and your elbow now are where
are and it's really the three combined that made a difference you try to take
the anti -inflammatories and just go and play without even thinking about it
which was what i was trying to do but then there's another part of you that
to understand that if you don't have the oomph on the ball that you're used to
you can't make the decisions you're used to making.
So there are times after the Week 10 hit where you say, that's a window I would
normally fit it in, but I'm going to hold on to the ball here because I can't
quite get it there. Or the opposite, that's a window I'm going to try to fit
in and throw it, and it doesn't get there as quickly as you're used to.
Not enough.
I remember kind of thinking, you know, can I get this back in six days?
Kirk Cousins.
Third in the NFL in pass yards. Fourth in touchdowns. But third most in
turnovers coming into this week.
Cousins grows incomplete.
Yeah, yeah.
Second and one.
Cousins trying to find hits and well overshot him.
Atlanta's offense is just completely off sync and out of rhythm.
Get set.
On first down and 10.
Cousins lost the time.
Oh, no, no, no, no. And he throws an interception. It's Cody Martin.
Dang it.
Dang it.
I would not be surprised if Raheem decides to put Michael Penix in the game
here. Would not surprise me at that.
Yeah. Put a nine. This one is over. Yeah. Take a helmet off.
I love you. It's nothing to do with you.
We're going to get the chance to see the first -round rookie, Michael Penix,
who's coming into the game now.
First time in Kirk Cousins' career that he's gone back -to -back games without a
passing touchdown.
What the heck is up with the Atlanta Falcons?
They've had two terrible losses in a row.
You know, when you're not playing particularly well at the quarterback
But you've got a level of faith.
Our building rallied behind Kirk, and we wanted to get back his alter ego chains
and to find a way to find those winning moments that we found early in the
season.
December football is here, where everything now really matters.
Kirk Cousins, he has to be sharp today.
And at the three, was it grabbed by Mooney?
And it's going to be ruled incomplete to Darnell Mooney at the three.
Wow, and Kirk's kicking himself. He had Mooney wide open, just threw the ball
too low.
It's a walk -in touchdown.
If the ball's up and even hits him in stride, he's going to score a touchdown.
Great job, Mooney. It should have been a walk -in touchdown.
I got mildly, mildly bumped as I was throwing it, but I still should need to
drive the ball through that.
Atlanta's going to have it first and 10 at the Charger 46 -yard line.
They're going to play bait here. Cousins now off a boot. They're going to try
and fit it. It got picked.
Picked off in the secondary.
He passed it off.
What was the coverage? Because I came out of it and it felt like quarter.
I was going to launch the blazer.
He came down.
He covered three.
So the cover three guy passed it off. I thought he was in quarter.
He fell off. See, I'm not afraid of him to fall off, though, right? Yeah.
Right? Yeah.
From the 40, fourth and five.
There was that.
Oh, no, no, no, no. Kirk's going to throw for a side. It's picked.
Picked off and going the other way with it. It is to heave still and a
touchdown.
Not sure what Kirk thought he saw here, but there was no way Mooney was going to
get this ball.
Second interception of the day for Cousins.
My fault, my fault, my fault.
Hey, everything for us doesn't fucking matter.
Go out there and focus and go win at this game. You know what I mean? Yes.
Everything else is gone. Yep, yep.
Despite everything that happened in the game, our defense had played so well
that we were still in it. And that's the way pro football is. You know, it's
going to be imperfect, just find a way. And with about five minutes left, we're
driving and, you know, we're right there to take the lead.
The offense has got to get on track.
Atlanta's going to need a touchdown to win.
Cousins has been in this position before. He has had all these comebacks
career, but he had one early... the season in Philadelphia on a Monday
which was just terrific.
And he's trying to do the same thing right now.
Intercepted.
Fourth interception thrown by Kirk Cousins today.
Two of them here in the last nine minutes.
I viewed this game as a chance to get back on track.
The lack of production against the Saints and Broncos caused me on the bye
to start to feel like maybe I need to do a little more and start to make
something happen.
And I think that can be the kiss of death as a quarterback when you start to
let the game come to you, but go force it. And I think against the Chargers,
know, try to go make stuff happen. And when you do that, yeah, you may make
plays, but you can also get yourself in trouble.
Golly.
You know, it's certainly a game that you never want to have happen, even though
you play long enough.
You know, they very well may happen.
And Atlanta has seen its third straight loss sealed right here at home.
It makes me question, is he healthy?
That's how it's going to go. I don't, is he healthy? And I mean, not now, like,
is he healthy this season? No. He doesn't look anything like himself.
It just doesn't look right, frankly. It doesn't look like Kirk Cousins, and it
makes me wonder.
You drafted Michael Pennix, ace overall. I criticize the decision.
I will criticize that decision infinitely more if they don't give
this season.
Atlanta had an opportunity to separate itself, and it squandered that
opportunity.
I am usually able to see things, hear things, read things.
And it doesn't really affect me. I actually like to know what people are
I think it's fun to follow.
But that was a stretch where I did have to delete my access to everything.
And just kind of shut it down for a little bit because I just didn't want to
it. That was a big deal for me that I needed to shut it off. That's when you
know it's like, ooh, this is a not really fun time.
I'll start, and then I can take any questions.
Obviously, disappointing outcome,
disappointing play.
I look to myself and say, I've got to play better.
When the results weren't what I was expecting or was used to, you just
You wonder, and I'm hesitant to say that because I do not want to point the
finger to, well, this was why I didn't play as well. I think I didn't play as
well because I didn't play as well. I didn't make great decisions with the
football, and that has nothing to do with an injury.
But after the fact, you look back and you wonder.
Bills, Lions, this is a big deal. Huge matchup. Two best offenses in the
I haven't thrown an incompletion in the black uniforms yet.
Goff versus Allen.
Two bros who might meet in the Super Bowl.
Only won them once.
Come on, Jared. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.
Be sharp. Be sharp. Be sharp. Hey, ball hit the ground. Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Elevate a little bit. Elevate a little bit. Let's go.
Sit. Detroit Lions, they've been depleted on defense.
You're talking about injury after injury.
I think the Bills right now are a better football team and playing better
football. I got to say, give me a Puma.
11 -game win streak.
If the Lions are going to win in a potential Super Bowl preview.
Hey, that felt good there.
It's going to pick a Jared Goff masterclass.
We know what we have in here. We know who we are, and we're not concerned with
outside opinions, outside narratives.
We really aren't, and it's one game at a time, and we know that. It's hard. It's
hard to be that way, but our standards and our expectations internally are as
high as ever.
Hey, this group won it for us last week. Got to do it again this week.
Starts tomorrow.
Better day tomorrow, okay?
Everyone. Me too.
I mean, this is just... Ooh.
It's really hot.
Thank you.
Ho, ho, ho.
All righty.
So normally he's not here for decorations. I usually decorate on an
game, but you're feeling holly jolly today, huh?
So holly jolly, let's do it.
I think we should start with, well, you know what, you can just go for it. I
don't know. Just start going? Yeah.
There's Gibbs.
Gibbs and Montgomery.
Oh, because Sonic the Hedgehog, yeah. Put Gibbs, like, somewhere.
I like him. Put him kind of front and center.
Oh, and then this one looks like Quincy.
Oh.
Quincy. Quincy.
Quincy. No.
Don't eat him.
Oh, Quincy. No, that's you.
Oh, oh.
He's had his eye on this one for, like, years.
Hey, drop it.
Good boy.
That's your friend. You can't kill him.
That's you.
That's you, buddy.
We went out, and I actually cut this one down out in the woods.
No, he didn't.
You know what? I'm kind of good at it if you want me to do it. Okay.
I'm going to go up here. Oh, my God.
Okay.
Keep being careful.
I'm good.
I'm going to stand right here in case you need me.
Looks like a doctor's suit.
Oh, that's so perfect.
That's the best it's ever looked, honestly.
Okay, ready?
Wait, hold on. Ready?
Okay, three, two, one.
Yay!
It looks so pretty. I have to take a step back and admire.
It's kind of good, huh? Christmas season's here.
That's really good, actually.
Thanks.
The Lions, the Bills, two of the favorites to meet in New Orleans for the
Bowl. I mean, this is a true heavyweight bout, and it starts with the two
quarterbacks. Let's go.
Josh Allen is the leading MVP candidate in the league right now, and Jared Goff
isn't far behind.
Two great quarterbacks.
I think it's impossible to find a better matchup the rest of the regular season
than this one today.
Yeah,
they came out fast. They scored a ton of points early, and that was kind of the
gap that we were chasing all game was that 14 -point gap.
They didn't think MVP.
They wanted their quarterback. He's right in the mix.
And they got a wide open target.
It's one of the linemen to the end zone for the touchdown.
Seemed like every time we score, they score and vice versa.
This time flips it forward to Shakir who takes it into the end zone for the
touchdown. And the Detroit Lions now face their largest deficit of the
I'm not going to run the ball anymore.
I'm good. Yeah, let's go. It is. Dude, if they play coverage, if they play
coverage like they played at the end of the half, fucking we'll strut them all
day long. Here we go. Set.
Drop back. Drop. Wilkie needs a big play. Throws deep middle. It is caught.
That is on Ron St. Brown with it. Inside the 30. Inside the 25.
Angling at the 15, 10, 5. That's no touchdown, Detroit Lions.
Watch this.
I mean, that's such an aggressive throw that you shouldn't make.
I mean, you got two guys right there. You've got to fit that in.
But when you're an MVP candidate and you've got the arm.
Bernard actually got a fingertip on it.
He should have picked it off.
He missed it.
I was laughing.
I was running by him laughing at him. He was like, come on, man.
I fucking tipped you. That was a nice ball. Thank you, buddy.
That's why I was joking. I know.
I know. I know.
We were down 17 late, and in my head, and really in all of our heads, we're
like, all right, we've got to score now.
Stop against one of the best offenses around. The Bills have scored 30 -plus
points in eight straight games.
Allen takes the snap, boots to his right, looks, looks, throws end zone
touchdown.
Just like that.
I know it's been a tough day for this defense.
They've had injuries, incredible injuries to come back from all season
One -stop defense, come on.
Allen.
Look at this throw.
Touchdown. Can you believe it?
A trespass.
I've never seen this. That was so next level by Josh Allen.
Got a flag down.
Holding. Offense.
Holding. Bring it on back. Doesn't count.
That was cool. Doesn't count.
Bass on for a 41 -yard attempt. Middle of the field.
Listen.
Spot down. Kick away. It is up. And it is good.
Ultimately, I don't think we started off that game well enough to be in it at
the end. But, you know, we did fight back.
Unfortunately, it wasn't enough.
This became the highest scoring game in the league this season.
Job better done on this day by the Buffalo Bills who snapped the Lions 11
winning streak The
NFC
playoff picture, you know, you got the lion in a battle there with Philadelphia
Don't forget you got Minnesota on their heels also inside the division
So we're shaping up to a monster finish of the season when Detroit and Minnesota
play the last game. It's going to be huge.
The Lions looking to get back to their winning ways on Sunday when they take on
the Bears.
The Lions lost the build in Week 15, ending Detroit's 11 -game winning
What about Jared? How's he?
Good, yeah. He feels, like, still optimistic.
That's exactly how Zach is. It's like, what can you do?
Yeah. I feel like we have such a great group of women here.
We love to get together, especially during the holiday season. We're leaning
each other. How many teams have ever won every single game?
If we can continue to win these next three, to be on a win streak into the
playoffs, I don't really like that. I 100 % agree.
It's a good little reset. I was just going to say, it's a good reset.
Bounce back. And also now we're more, not that we're an underdog, but I feel
like now we're like, they put us below, I think, the Eagles now. And, like, you
know mentally all the guys are now going to, like, think they're underdogs
again. I feel like they like that.
I feel like underdog mentality.
I love the underdog mentality. We're underdogs again.
Who's the one seed in the NFC? Yeah, I'm going to stick with the Lions for now.
Wow. Even in this loss, I saw a version of the team that I think is going to
continue to fight. And the way that Jared Goff played well in a game where
were down by a couple touchdowns, I could see them holding on to win the
division, pulling it all the way through the playoffs is a whole other
conversation.
It's a good little wake -up call in a lot of ways. I think when you're
and even if the wins aren't great wins, you're able to gloss over some of your
flaws or mistakes by saying, well, we won the game, so it doesn't really
And I think that's just human nature.
But when those mistakes do catch up to you and you do go, well, okay, that one
did cost us that game, it is extremely humbling.
So if they fall anything short of a Super Bowl, the year is a
So, yeah, it's time to panic.
Yeah, look, panic has to stem because...
I don't think they're going to get the one seed. I think Philly is. The team is
vulnerable.
They just are.
It is 30 degrees, wind at 11
miles per hour. One of three outdoor games the Lions play all season.
And you see Jared Goff's history in colder weather, and that always comes
And it will come up until he wins a game in cold weather.
Lousy cold weather. Cold, cold, cold weather. Jared Goff's not great in it.
only played in cold weather a handful of times, and I feel like I've done just
like I would in non -cold weather. I think maybe because I'm from California
played for the Cal and then played for the Rams, the perception is I don't have
the ability to do it.
I like to have fun with it.
And if they win out, they have the number one seed. They get a five.
Let's go to the seven now, all right? Here we go.
180 with that.
Firing downfield for Williams.
He's got it.
Into the end zone.
Touchdown. Let's go, baby.
Let's fucking go.
How about that? 82 yards.
That was ridiculous.
How far did you throw that?
Not that far.
Looked pretty.
Lions set a franchise record for most points in one season on that touchdown.
You're not supposed to be able to throw the ball this well in the cold.
Dude, I'm good.
Yeah, but that's what they used to say about me. That's what they say. Yeah.
Not anymore.
We were up 20 to nothing, feeling really good, and had some more tricks up our
sleeve. Ben Johnson always has something up his sleeve.
I'll tell you what, we got four downs all the way through. Okay, let's go. One
for three in the red zone. Let's go, yeah.
The Bears' defense has been playing really good in the red zone, keeping the
Bears' chances alive to win this game.
Here we go, here we go.
Hey, this might hit in the back of the end zone here, okay? This is a stumble
bump.
Hey, dance to Trey Wright classy.
Stumble bump kills Shelby. Turbo.
What he said, we're good, we're good.
Here we go.
Here it takes.
Stumbles coming out of there. Wants to throw. Does downfield. Got a man wide
open. Down the corner.
Touchdown Detroit Lions.
Let's go.
That good?
You like that? I told you it was on purpose.
And I wonder if that was a trick play, because now it looks intentional.
You have Jared Goff fake stumbling, and then all of a sudden, Laporta comes
screaming out the other side.
Hey, the running
back makes it work, though.
Jameer Gibbs fake falling.
That was a nice trick play by Ben Johnson.
That play was called Thumble Bum.
That was a Ben special.
He came up with that one.
On Monday that week, I was in his office. We're just hanging out, kind of
getting an idea of what he likes for the week. The first thing he showed me was
the clip of Jordan Love actually fumbling.
And running the same play from the previous year.
Bidding makes the catch.
Luke Musgrave was wide open.
He said, you think you could do this? And I'm like, I actually was like, what
you mean? Like, fumble? Like, you want me to fumble?
I've never done that before, but, like, I can try. I don't think that's the
world we want to live in is actually, like, purposely fumbling. But, yeah,
if you want to see what it looks like, like, we can try. All we're trying to do
is get the guy who's running with the sneaky, because it's T .J. Edwards,
like, all over it.
P .J. Edwards, like, is all over. All we're trying to get him to do is take
eyes off it, and then we're going to sneak behind him.
So that was on Monday, and then by the time we got to Wednesday, we're like,
hey, we're not going to actually put it on the ground. We're just going to
pretend to fall. And I'm like, sure, yeah, that's no problem. I can tell you
fall, no problem.
I
actually
almost fell on that one.
Don't tell me that. Don't tell me that.
That was the first one I've almost actually fallen. The other ones I've
under control.
What I'm doing is I'm putting it in my right hand and I'm putting my hand on
ground.
Dude, we were going to have you put the ball on the ground.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, did you see our play?
You don't think so? That won't get you?
And then as the week went on, it's like, hey, the running back needs to fall
too. That's going to sell the play even more.
Hey, this stumble bum might take, like, that much longer for me to throw it,
okay? Oh, yeah, yeah. And actually, everyone up front, you're going to yell
fumble. Good job.
Great job. Great job.
So, yeah, we ran it three or four times through the week of how we wanted it to
look, and every time it looked good, every time it worked.
Yeah, that was all designed.
I mean, let's think about it. When have we seen Jameer Gibbs fall when he's
supposed to be getting the ball and Jared Goff stumbling around? That was a
play, man.
Thanks.
Look at 53.
Look at 53. His eyes are on me.
Sam's running right by him.
And that's also the 33rd touchdown pass for Goff this season.
A new career high.
Oh, that's my career high touchdowns.
I just threw it. Yeah, 33.
Thank you.
That's going to do it.
Seven consecutive road victories for the Detroit Lions.
Cold weather, too.
Crazy. How'd I do that?
The Lions set a franchise record.
They win 13 games in a season for the first time.
You like that?
Did I get you?
It's such a good idea.
We're like, can we kind of fake fumble on purpose?
I know. Works like a fucking charm.
Put your mindset going into week 14.
Conscious effort not to do anything different.
It's just about being as consistent as you can possibly be.
You're not out of it, but you have to win a lot of games to get back into it.
Joe Burrow's numbers, they look phenomenal.
When you watch Joe Burrow play, he looks phenomenal.
This team is 4 -8.
Count red zone execution.
Number one team in the league, points per drive in the red zone.
All right, great job by a time. Great job, Jamar. Finding space in the back of
the end zone. Finding a lane to climb the pocket. Outstanding job, Joe and
Jamar.
And it gets monotonous, and it gets dull and boring, but how
consistent can you stay with your routine?
That's good speed and depth on the exchange.
It's fast.
It's fast.
That's what's going to make this play.
Right. Exactly right.
Try not to bog yourself down with all the things that they could do and let
yourself just go out and play and react.
It's always a chess match between you and the defensive coordinator.
Just watching games. How do they call it?
What do they do on third down? I like to play man, zone, one high, two high. You
want to have all the answers that you can before the test comes.
Dallas, they're an aggressive style defense.
But to me, it's a must win.
I'm going to have to be aggressive. I'm going to have to throw some balls into
some tight windows.
You got to push the ball down the field and try to score touchdowns.
You got to get this one.
For our week 14 Monday Night Football matchup between the Bengals and the
Cowboys, we'll have a special Simpsons fun day football version with an
game transformed in real time into the iconic Simpsons world in Springfield.
How are you? Thanks for coming today. Have a seat.
We're talking nothing but cartoons today.
Are you familiar with the Simpsons theme song? I'm familiar with it, yeah.
Can you hum a few bars?
No, I don't know about that.
All right, I got to show you something here, Joe. We're going to show you what
you look like as a Simpson.
I like that.
Looks good.
How well did they do your cartoon?
I feel like I could use a chin maybe, but other than that, I like the hair,
that's for sure.
You're saying they could have given you more chin. Yeah, maybe a little chin or
something.
Welcome to Springfield, Ohio, football fans.
That's right, the first NFL game ever here at Adams Stadium. We're just
to be here.
Bengals at 4 -8. They've lost three in a row.
Basically need to win out and then get a bunch of Christmas miracles to have a
chance to get into postseason.
Second and goal from the five. Trailing 7 -0.
Joe catches.
Short drop. Fires for Chase.
Caught for the touchdown.
Jamar Chase continuing to put up incredible numbers.
That is his NFL -leading 14th touchdown.
Boy, watch when Burrow turns this ball loose.
This is the anticipation that I'm talking about. That ball is being thrown
And Chase isn't even out of the break. There's just nothing you can do about it
when you're turning the ball loose the way that Burrow did on that play. I
saw any of the Simpsons highlights, no.
I heard it was pretty cool, though.
Look at the throw.
Concentration. Perfect!
We got some luck that game that was much needed.
Got our punt blocks, and then somehow or another hit one of their guys, and we
get the ball.
We needed one of those.
The Bengals need about 10 more yards to be within the comfortable field goal
range of Cade York.
It's first and 10 for the Bengals at the Cowboy 40 -yard line.
Dice left, screener, jet, opera, H through, 7 -1.
And the clock continues to tick in a tie game at 20.
Burrow, sideline, chase.
Spin. There he goes.
Touchdown, Bengals.
It's the easiest play call we have in our book. It's probably the first one
put in day one of training camp.
Sometimes you just feel a softness and an advantage you have with Jamar, and we
just need a simple way to get Jamar the ball.
Joe did it with great efficiency. He did it on time, great ball placement.
In this particular moment, I know that I need the ball on my back shoulder so I
can turn inside to go upfield. So he's thinking what I'm thinking, but he just
placed the ball in the right position for me. I just make a play.
That's something that we talk about all the time. I always try to put the ball
in position for him to go make a play with his legs.
I've never seen anybody like him when he gets the ball in his hands.
And so you always try to put the ball in a place that he can turn and make a
play. He usually does.
What'd you do? I didn't see it, because I got hit. You wheeled it back the other
way, or you just turned up the sideline?
Yeah, nice. He was fucking scared as fuck, so I just threw it inside his
shoulder so he could go make a play.
Yep. That's a big -time dub, guys. Hard fought.
Hard fucking fought.
When you think most of the calls, bounces, they... Over the season, they
even out.
I didn't feel that way.
And... It was nice to get one.
Tonight for Burrow, 33 of 44 for 369.
Three touchdowns a pick.
And Jamar Chase, 14 catches for 177 yards and two scores.
Jamar smashed a donut into my face.
That wasn't quite on my bingo card for today.
I want to hug you because you're the toughest motherfucker I've been to in a
great fucking game. Yes, sir.
Fuck. Thanks.
All right. Hey, fellas.
So proud of you guys.
All you've done for the last month is take help from everybody, but keep
up to work, keep doing your job, and sticking together.
Okay? And we haven't gotten to feel this for a long time. Am I right?
But this is what we needed. We needed to get this off our back and get some
momentum and get rolling here and play Bengals football the way we know how.
I walked into the locker room, pumped, fired up about the win.
And then... We have some breaking news.
Somebody tried to break into Joe Burrow's house.
The calls for the break -in came in sometime after 8 p .m.
The FBI is working with local authorities to find their suspects.
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