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Okay, so, now that you're a bride,
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does that make me your "bride-or-die"?
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Definitely forever.
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I really cannot wait to get
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as many Frenchmen's baguettes in my mouth as possible.
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So jealous. I mean, it's gonna be just like
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when we used to go out in college,
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except for, you know,
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I'm pregnant now and I can't drink,
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and I actually care about what happens to me.
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Listen, that's okay, that's okay. I will drink for you.
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I'll drink for me, I'll drink for everybody.
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You guys, tonight is gonna be
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the best bachelorette party ever
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because it was organized by my
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oldest and dearest friend, Sam!
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This one!
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Bon appétit.
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Sound levels are a go.
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Visuals are a go.
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Drone in position.
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B unit ready?
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Maintain your position.
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Dragonfly, are you in position?
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Dragonfly. Sam, are you in position?
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Where in the hell is she?
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Thank you, Sam, for moving
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the bachelorette party to Paris
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with only four days' notice to suit your work schedule.
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Well, I knew you guys would understand.
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Sure! Of course.
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Like we understand how you missed the engagement party
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and the dress-fitting brunch, and the cake-icing design jam.
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Is that really a... That's a thing.
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It's okay. It's okay.
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Lucky that I am here to pick up your slack,
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even though I am not technically the Maid of Honor.
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Why is she like this?
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Do we have a table booked ahead,
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because he's not really...
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It's fine. No, I did make a booking,
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a table under the name Sam. Maid of Honor.
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What?
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Party for Sam.
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Party for Sam!
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This is your final time for strange dick.
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Oh, my God. Strange as in unfamiliar
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or strange as in weird shape?
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Girl, either, both, all of it. I don't care. Just have fun!
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What are you doing here? Things are moving fast.
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The mission is no longer tomorrow. It's tonight.
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It can't be tonight. I promised Betsy...
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Betsy-Shmetsy, okay? Thousands of lives are at stake.
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You always say that. 'Cause it's always true!
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Turn her. Yay!
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Welcome to Club Yoshiki.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Okay, I cannot leave. Like, Betsy needs me.
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This is her bachelorette.
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Smile.
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Mom, what are you doing here?
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I slept my way in.
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You did what?
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I slept here overnight.
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Oh, my God. I thought you were saying something else.
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I'm sure Betsy won't mind if I join you girls.
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No, I mean, who wouldn't mind their future mother-in-law
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surprising them at their own bachelorette party?
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I need you to leave in 30 seconds.
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Betsy will notice me go. 29, 28, 27...
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I'll be at the truck. She... What am I gonna do?
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I arranged a distraction. What?
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It's a pretty damn good one, too.
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I hate you.
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Sam.
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We hear someone's getting married.
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Come on!
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Wait, wait.
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If I'm getting dry humped by a Viking, you are, too.
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We're in this together. We got room for two.
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Betsy!
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Yeah!
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God. Oh, my God. Yeah!
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You are working it.
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Sam, I'm really glad we're hanging out again together.
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It's been too long. I know.
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I'm sorry.
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It's okay. I forgive you.
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You know, you're really great,
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but I really love my fiancé. You know.
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Whoo!
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Okay.
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Oh, my God! Mm, mm, mm!
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Whoa!
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Did you feel Thor's hammer?
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Where... Where's my friend?
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You're my Viking lover. Sam?
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Where did Sam go? What's your love language?
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Well, it used to be physical touch.
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What did Sam say she does for a living again?
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Cat show entrepreneur.
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Spank, spank, spank, spank!
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Where the hell have you been?
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Let's focus here.
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We're guests of the French government.
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Let's keep a low profile.
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Let's get an identification and get out of here.
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Hello, Muscles.
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Face coming through?
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Magnus Paulson. Son of a bitch.
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We meet again.
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Is that the bioweapon?
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Oh, my God. What?
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Intel said they were six months away.
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We need to get the package.
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Negative, Sam. We are not authorized
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for conflict engagement.
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We're not even actually armed.
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Speak for yourself.
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God damn it, Sam. You're making me do this.
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Uh, Dragonfly is on the move.
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B unit, subdue Agent Sam Doolan.
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Do not get in my way.
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Come on!
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She's fighting our own guys.
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Go us.
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I don't like this.
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Let's go. What is she doing?
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Sam! What are you doing?
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I'm going to get the package.
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Are you with me or not?
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Fine.
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For the lovely ladies.
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Here we go. Thank you.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Sam, this mission is observation only. Disengage.
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Are you serious?
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No, that's my best drone! Come on!
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Okay, take this. We need to split up.
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Let's get him! Go!
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Stop.
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Mm, mm! Mm.
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I've been plundered.
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What is her job that is so important?
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What is this profession?
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Yes. Keep going, you got it! You guys, wait.
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Who runs out on their best friend's bachelorette?
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Just drink!
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Agent Dragonfly, up here!
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You're going to shoot me?
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Really?
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Now let's negotiate my passage from Europe.
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Sure, let's talk.
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These are the terms.
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One, I keep what's in this bag.
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Two, no...
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God damn it, Sam!
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Debrief in the safe room!
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We got him.
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Debrief!
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I know. Genius move. Stop! Stop the truck!
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"Thanks, Sam!" You're welcome!
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Sam.
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Okay, okay!
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I'm sorry I kicked you in the face
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and you in the quim.
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Sorry I broke your drone, Stevie.
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But, hey, we got the bioweapon!
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We got the bioweapon. Sam...
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Bioweapon? Sam, you almost killed four of us, right?
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You managed to somehow drop me
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several stories into a caprese salad!
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But she's not trying to make me feel special tonight.
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Nope. Nope. No.
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It's not because she doesn't love you.
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I don't want to plant that thought in your head, okay?
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She doesn't love me, huh?
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I don't know what the hell to do with you. Okay?
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So I'm gonna take you off the ice, we're gonna
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put you on the bench... What?
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And we'll just say you're on holiday. Okay?
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I haven't taken a holiday in five years.
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Okay...
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What I want you to do right now
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is just get out of my sight!
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Now! Okay. Well, I have to go,
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'cause those penis straws aren't gonna suck themselves.
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I'll just... I'll call you later.
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Anyone who runs out of a bachelorette, they're a dick.
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You hear me? A dick.
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They're a dick. Right?
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On top of it, a Maid of Honor?
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A Maid of Honor! All I gotta say is
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that that person is... Oh, hi, Sam.
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I don't even want to see her. Welcome back.
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Welcome back, Sam. Hey.
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What up, Sam?
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Hi.
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Well, hello, Sam-a-lam-a-ding-dong.
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Uh... Betsy, that was so my bad.
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It was just a crazy work emergency.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait! Sam.
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Thank God you were there.
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Where's your bachelorette sash?
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There was a prized cat that just went mental
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and swiped a judge's neck,
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and so I had to use it as an emergency tourniquet.
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Wow. It's fine now, though.
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He'd just have to wear turtlenecks
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for the rest of his life.
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Okay. You know what?
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I think I need to make a small vomit.
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Okay... Wait, I'll hold your hair.
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Let's get to the bath... Oh! I got it, I got it, I got it.
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Come on. Right there.
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Oh, God! Sam!
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Get it off your chest. I mean...
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We changed all of our little plans for you,
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so we could be here, and then,
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you just, like, poof... Yeah.
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You just disappeared. I know, but...
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Darling, I want to check.
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Are you all right? Water.
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I've got this, Virginia. It's fine. I've got this.
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Virginia!
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Oh, Betsy. Oh, my God,
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you're such a good friend.
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I have a question for you.
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Would you be my new Maid of Honor?
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Oh.
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Yes.
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Thank you.
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And would you hold my hair back, please?
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Yes, Betsy. Yes, I will.
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I'm already holding
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your hair back, Bets. Hurry.
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'Cause it's coming. Okay, Sam...
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It's coming! I think you should just go,
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at this point. You heard her.
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I'm coming. 'Cause it's coming.
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Girls, stand back. It's coming!
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Shoo, I've got you.
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We'll... We'll keep in touch. Y'all need these?
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So, um... Can we please get water?
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Any water. Thank you so much.
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You've seen better nights, haven't you?
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What are you talking about?
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This has been the best night ever.
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Delusion really is your love language.
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Let's hit the clubs.
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Oh.
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You're in the mood to party? Yeah.
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Good. 'Cause I found you a solo mission.
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Something off the books.
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Nadine, solo mission! Okay? Just to keep you busy.
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Uh!
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Solo mission? Come on, brief me.
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Georgia. Something big is going down right here.
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Where? The Caudwell Estate.
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It's a private island.
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Nadine, that is not a mission. That is Betsy's wedding.
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I'm serious. This is my serious face.
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I can tell.
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You are one shit-hot operative.
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I will give you all of your flowers on the job,
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but in your real life, you're kind of dumb.
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Betsy does not want me there. Come on. Yeah.
268
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Yeah, I mean, she's my oldest friend.
269
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She gave me this necklace when we were 11.
270
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Right before my mom's fourth divorce.
271
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See? True friendship.
272
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You're still wearing the necklace.
273
00:14:08,399 --> 00:14:10,056
You might as well go catch the bouquet,
274
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be off duty, and dance and drink,
275
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and show your titties to strangers.
276
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Okay? Laugh. Okay? Show all of your teeth.
277
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I laugh all the time. Look.
278
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Sam.
279
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Okay, all right.
280
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,381
Maybe I will go. Really?
281
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I'm proud of you.
282
00:14:27,797 --> 00:14:29,523
You're also very easy to persuade.
283
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I'm putting that into your psych report.
284
00:15:23,129 --> 00:15:24,993
What the...
285
00:15:25,131 --> 00:15:28,030
Don't mind that, ma'am. It's just the twelve o'clock gun.
286
00:15:28,168 --> 00:15:29,825
It's kind of a tradition here.
287
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This is it.
288
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Thanks.
289
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Of course. Great. I love it.
290
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:47,084
Sam? Hey.
291
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Hi.
292
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:50,708
Uh... um...
293
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Uh...
294
00:15:53,124 --> 00:15:54,539
You were... You said...
295
00:15:54,677 --> 00:15:56,610
I mean, and I was probably like...
296
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:57,922
I remember
297
00:15:58,060 --> 00:15:59,613
it being weird as well. They overserved.
298
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:00,994
Overserved, yes. Yeah.
299
00:16:01,132 --> 00:16:03,134
So, um, also, you didn't even say goodbye,
300
00:16:03,272 --> 00:16:05,309
so I didn't even know that you were gonna come.
301
00:16:07,173 --> 00:16:08,968
I didn't know whether you wanted me.
302
00:16:10,348 --> 00:16:11,453
Sam. Betsy!
303
00:16:13,351 --> 00:16:14,835
Betsy, look at this.
304
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:15,975
What? Oh!
305
00:16:16,527 --> 00:16:17,942
Oh.
306
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,151
The wax is too hard.
307
00:16:20,289 --> 00:16:21,946
You employed the wrong bees!
308
00:16:22,084 --> 00:16:24,155
Virginia is really throwing herself into the preparations.
309
00:16:24,293 --> 00:16:25,708
She's been such a help.
310
00:16:25,846 --> 00:16:28,366
Oh, I can see. Yeah. It's just a tiny setback.
311
00:16:30,644 --> 00:16:32,508
Sam. Hmm.
312
00:16:33,854 --> 00:16:35,649
You actually made it.
313
00:16:36,616 --> 00:16:37,582
Great.
314
00:16:38,342 --> 00:16:39,308
Please.
315
00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:43,554
Wow. So, um, you rented this place?
316
00:16:43,692 --> 00:16:45,107
Such a nice Airbnb.
317
00:16:45,245 --> 00:16:47,627
Oh. It's been in our family for generations.
318
00:16:47,765 --> 00:16:48,973
We've distilled our own whiskey
319
00:16:49,111 --> 00:16:51,010
for two and a half centuries.
320
00:16:51,148 --> 00:16:54,047
So, no, not rented. But I'm so glad you like it.
321
00:16:54,185 --> 00:16:56,808
Oh, my God.
322
00:16:56,946 --> 00:16:58,569
How are you, honey? Hi!
323
00:16:58,707 --> 00:16:59,742
Hi! I can't believe this.
324
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,745
But, Sam, please meet my fiancé, Ryan.
325
00:17:02,883 --> 00:17:04,713
Oh, you're Sam! Oh, my gosh! Hi.
326
00:17:04,851 --> 00:17:07,371
It's so good to meet you! This is great!
327
00:17:07,509 --> 00:17:08,475
I feel like I know you.
328
00:17:08,613 --> 00:17:10,236
I've heard so much about you. Oh!
329
00:17:10,374 --> 00:17:13,756
You and Bets grew up together, right, in a neighborhood?
330
00:17:13,894 --> 00:17:15,586
Yeah, 'cause that's normal.
331
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:16,932
Of course it is! It's amazing!
332
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,451
Normal?
333
00:17:18,589 --> 00:17:21,350
Ryan is amazed by everything.
334
00:17:21,488 --> 00:17:23,525
Sam, all the bridesmaids are staying upstairs.
335
00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:27,046
Your room is all the way on the end. The farthest away.
336
00:17:53,451 --> 00:17:55,143
Excellent rehearsal.
337
00:17:55,281 --> 00:17:57,006
I have notes, but excellent rehearsal.
338
00:17:57,145 --> 00:17:58,629
She has notes? She has notes.
339
00:17:58,767 --> 00:18:00,113
Now relax before dinner.
340
00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:02,978
Relax for exactly 20 minutes. Thank you.
341
00:18:03,944 --> 00:18:05,084
Mother, where's Chris?
342
00:18:05,222 --> 00:18:06,292
And why hasn't Daddy shaved his ears yet?
343
00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:08,604
I don't know, dear. And who looks at ears?
344
00:18:08,742 --> 00:18:10,365
Everyone looks at ears!
345
00:18:12,505 --> 00:18:14,990
I think hairy ears are a sign of intelligence.
346
00:18:16,992 --> 00:18:19,132
You know, I always saw myself in the military, to be honest.
347
00:18:19,270 --> 00:18:21,134
You know, Special Forces,
348
00:18:21,272 --> 00:18:23,274
jumping out of the planes, hand-to-hand...
349
00:18:23,412 --> 00:18:24,793
I think I would have been really freaking good
350
00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:25,897
at hand-to-hand combat.
351
00:18:26,035 --> 00:18:27,623
Where's Chris?
352
00:18:27,761 --> 00:18:29,694
Of course the Best Man is late. Of course he is!
353
00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:32,111
She's so high-strung.
354
00:18:32,973 --> 00:18:36,356
Betsy, the man in the cloth.
355
00:18:36,494 --> 00:18:37,806
What is his denomination?
356
00:18:37,944 --> 00:18:41,810
You know, she was up all night just huffing Adderall.
357
00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:43,260
Please tell me that he's Catholic.
358
00:18:43,398 --> 00:18:46,746
Girl, because when you are smashing a Catholic man,
359
00:18:46,884 --> 00:18:50,715
the way that guilt takes over their body... Ooh!
360
00:18:50,853 --> 00:18:52,683
At least I don't have to live with her anymore. You know?
361
00:18:52,821 --> 00:18:53,787
I don't want to break your heart,
362
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,341
but I think he's Protestant.
363
00:18:56,411 --> 00:18:59,138
Oh, gosh!
364
00:18:59,276 --> 00:19:01,381
I can make it work. Sorry.
365
00:19:01,519 --> 00:19:03,556
Destiny calls, buddy. I'll be back.
366
00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:08,147
Wait, he's coming over. Ooh!
367
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:10,425
You look so beautiful.
368
00:19:13,117 --> 00:19:14,083
We'll be right here.
369
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,569
Hello there. Hi.
370
00:19:16,707 --> 00:19:18,502
I've met a lot of people. I've not met you.
371
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,193
Oh!
372
00:19:20,331 --> 00:19:23,023
Reverend's got swag. Little bit. I'm Tom.
373
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,578
She never changes. No, she does not.
374
00:19:25,716 --> 00:19:27,752
Has anybody seen Chris?
375
00:19:57,713 --> 00:19:59,715
You've missed everything, Chris!
376
00:19:59,853 --> 00:20:01,269
We've had the rehearsal. It's happened.
377
00:20:01,407 --> 00:20:02,580
It's over? Hmm.
378
00:20:02,718 --> 00:20:03,926
Hi. Oh, look. A bar.
379
00:20:04,064 --> 00:20:07,447
Oh. Chris.
380
00:20:07,585 --> 00:20:09,069
Who? That's Chris.
381
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:20,771
Oh. Sam, you're alone.
382
00:20:20,909 --> 00:20:23,256
Well, no, I have my emotional support boobs.
383
00:20:23,394 --> 00:20:25,983
Oh. Well, I do love cleavage,
384
00:20:26,121 --> 00:20:28,434
and there is quite a bit there.
385
00:20:28,572 --> 00:20:29,952
We never got your card.
386
00:20:30,090 --> 00:20:32,300
Do you have any food allergies?
387
00:20:32,438 --> 00:20:34,612
Just a very rare one to papaya.
388
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,753
Papaya? That's related to meat tenderizers.
389
00:20:37,891 --> 00:20:40,377
I'm afraid you're not going to be able to eat anything here.
390
00:20:40,515 --> 00:20:42,171
Of course, I'm allergic to latex.
391
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:44,864
Which means I can't ever have safe sex.
392
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,315
Let's switch you to water, Mom.
393
00:20:47,453 --> 00:20:48,661
No!
394
00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:51,008
Excuse me. Have a wonderful time.
395
00:20:51,664 --> 00:20:53,079
Raw dog it up.
396
00:20:58,981 --> 00:21:00,569
You're gonna need something stronger than that
397
00:21:00,707 --> 00:21:02,088
if you want to get through this weekend.
398
00:21:02,226 --> 00:21:03,641
Frank! Sam!
399
00:21:05,747 --> 00:21:08,059
Look at all this! I know!
400
00:21:08,197 --> 00:21:10,407
Is this is what Betsy wanted for her wedding?
401
00:21:10,545 --> 00:21:12,754
Well, I don't want to spoil the occasion,
402
00:21:12,892 --> 00:21:15,653
so I'm gonna say yeah.
403
00:21:15,791 --> 00:21:17,103
Hey, hey.
404
00:21:17,241 --> 00:21:19,416
To marriage.
405
00:21:19,554 --> 00:21:22,522
Yours is the only one I've ever seen work, but, sure.
406
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:24,490
To marriage. To marriage.
407
00:21:24,628 --> 00:21:28,148
Okay, thank you so much. You can stop that.
408
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,875
It was great. That was... You guys are great.
409
00:21:31,013 --> 00:21:34,051
Okay, everybody, gather around.
410
00:21:34,189 --> 00:21:36,156
So, I just want to thank everybody
411
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,504
for being here tonight.
412
00:21:38,642 --> 00:21:40,678
And I just want to say that you guys
413
00:21:40,816 --> 00:21:43,888
are in for a real treat.
414
00:21:44,026 --> 00:21:45,821
Bridesmaids, can you get up here, please?
415
00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:47,616
Thank you so much.
416
00:21:47,754 --> 00:21:49,515
You guys are so beautiful. I love you.
417
00:21:50,516 --> 00:21:53,588
Ryan, my darling...
418
00:21:53,726 --> 00:21:56,729
Yes, take a seat.
419
00:21:56,867 --> 00:21:58,213
I had a little trouble figuring out
420
00:21:58,351 --> 00:21:59,870
what to get you as a gift,
421
00:22:00,008 --> 00:22:01,872
because, you know, you have everything.
422
00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:03,839
Right? Oh, man!
423
00:22:03,977 --> 00:22:07,533
So, this is part of your present.
424
00:22:07,671 --> 00:22:10,501
And the other part, I will give you
425
00:22:10,639 --> 00:22:13,642
when we are alone together later,
426
00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:15,851
if you know what I mean.
427
00:22:17,197 --> 00:22:18,233
Oh, Bets!
428
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,477
Oh!
429
00:22:21,270 --> 00:22:23,169
Okay, go, squad! Whoo!
430
00:22:25,033 --> 00:22:26,586
What are we doing? This is what...
431
00:22:26,724 --> 00:22:28,554
Do what we worked on at the bachelorette.
432
00:22:28,692 --> 00:22:30,728
Oh, wait. You left early, so you didn't learn it with us.
433
00:22:30,866 --> 00:22:32,558
Oh, my God. Sam, I'm so sorry.
434
00:22:32,696 --> 00:22:34,663
I guess you're gonna have to sit this one out.
435
00:22:39,668 --> 00:22:41,290
Okay, you got it? Mm-hmm.
436
00:22:41,429 --> 00:22:42,533
Yeah!
437
00:22:43,983 --> 00:22:45,260
You got this, babe!
438
00:22:55,788 --> 00:22:57,617
What is this?
439
00:22:57,755 --> 00:22:59,826
Look at this. Look at all you guys.
440
00:22:59,964 --> 00:23:02,139
Hi!
441
00:23:14,116 --> 00:23:16,049
Oh, no!
442
00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:17,775
Look at you!
443
00:23:31,582 --> 00:23:33,722
Oh, my God!
444
00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:46,425
The robot! Amazing!
445
00:23:48,530 --> 00:23:50,256
Look out! Here she goes!
446
00:24:01,647 --> 00:24:04,373
No! Oh! Sh...
447
00:24:04,512 --> 00:24:05,858
Oh, my God! Is she okay?
448
00:24:05,996 --> 00:24:06,962
It's okay.
449
00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:08,239
Should we do something?
450
00:24:08,377 --> 00:24:09,862
It's okay. She falls down all the time!
451
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,726
Virginia? Okay, come on.
452
00:24:11,864 --> 00:24:14,211
Should've straightened your leg on the pirouette.
453
00:24:14,349 --> 00:24:15,557
Who said that?
454
00:24:15,695 --> 00:24:17,352
That was crazy. You were in your...
455
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:19,423
I got hit by something.
456
00:24:19,561 --> 00:24:20,769
I don't know... Oh, God!
457
00:24:20,907 --> 00:24:23,323
What? Oh! Oh!
458
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,636
We need to unhook them slowly. Trust me.
459
00:24:25,774 --> 00:24:26,706
I don't know.
460
00:24:26,844 --> 00:24:27,983
I think it's gonna hurt. No.
461
00:24:28,121 --> 00:24:29,675
Yeah, it's... Yeah, it's gonna hurt.
462
00:24:29,813 --> 00:24:31,159
Let me tell you, the best thing to do
463
00:24:31,297 --> 00:24:32,471
is to just yank 'em all out.
464
00:24:32,609 --> 00:24:34,611
Okay, you trust me? Are you sure?
465
00:24:37,441 --> 00:24:40,409
Oh, my God.
466
00:24:40,548 --> 00:24:42,066
It's okay. She's tough.
467
00:24:42,204 --> 00:24:43,723
Is it going to leave a mark?
468
00:24:43,861 --> 00:24:45,518
Yes. Yeah.
469
00:24:45,656 --> 00:24:47,658
Let's go get some ice. And maybe a tetanus shot.
470
00:24:47,796 --> 00:24:49,488
Oh, well...
471
00:24:49,626 --> 00:24:50,730
Dance over.
472
00:24:50,868 --> 00:24:52,352
What an awful way to finish it though.
473
00:24:55,563 --> 00:24:57,841
It was bleeding, yeah. The dance was great.
474
00:25:27,284 --> 00:25:29,769
Virginia is a problem. Okay?
475
00:25:29,907 --> 00:25:31,150
She has this constant look in her eyes,
476
00:25:31,288 --> 00:25:33,186
like she's trying to hold in a fart.
477
00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:34,463
Totally bitchatronic.
478
00:25:34,602 --> 00:25:36,258
Sounds like she just needs to unclench.
479
00:25:36,396 --> 00:25:38,778
But Betsy likes her.
480
00:25:38,916 --> 00:25:41,401
When did they become so close? She's a friend stealer.
481
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,887
She is. I mean, I know, I shouldn't care.
482
00:25:44,025 --> 00:25:46,717
It's not like I've been in Betsy's life that much lately,
483
00:25:46,855 --> 00:25:48,719
and it's not like I can include her in my life.
484
00:25:48,857 --> 00:25:50,445
#SpyLife.
485
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:53,206
If you tell Betsy, you have to kill Betsy.
486
00:26:00,144 --> 00:26:01,456
You know the rules.
487
00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:03,113
I'm not even gonna worry about it.
488
00:26:03,838 --> 00:26:05,115
I am better alone.
489
00:26:05,253 --> 00:26:07,980
I care about where you're at emotionally.
490
00:26:08,118 --> 00:26:09,740
Not just because I have to write your psych report
491
00:26:09,878 --> 00:26:12,018
once in a while. Wait, Nadine. Hey, Nadine.
492
00:26:13,399 --> 00:26:15,677
Did you get that? Tell me that's not an RPG.
493
00:26:15,815 --> 00:26:18,266
It's not an RPG, Sam. Can you get a grip?
494
00:26:18,404 --> 00:26:20,855
That's probably just like a long thing.
495
00:26:20,993 --> 00:26:22,891
Like a... like a keyboard guitar.
496
00:26:23,789 --> 00:26:25,100
Okay, okay.
497
00:26:25,238 --> 00:26:26,412
Do you think it's possible
498
00:26:26,550 --> 00:26:28,517
you're projecting dangers where there aren't any
499
00:26:28,656 --> 00:26:31,279
'cause our missions are your happy place?
500
00:26:31,417 --> 00:26:32,452
Wait, is this whole conversation
501
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:33,833
going into my next psych report?
502
00:26:33,971 --> 00:26:34,938
No.
503
00:26:35,076 --> 00:26:36,318
Are you updating it right now?
504
00:26:36,456 --> 00:26:38,942
No, I'm watching mice videos.
505
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,600
Okay. You're impossible, too! God!
506
00:26:53,266 --> 00:26:54,440
Chris Dalio. Best Man.
507
00:26:54,578 --> 00:26:56,097
Oh!
508
00:26:56,235 --> 00:26:58,824
Sam Doolan. No longer Maid of Honor.
509
00:26:59,963 --> 00:27:01,136
I heard.
510
00:27:01,274 --> 00:27:02,275
You did? I did.
511
00:27:02,413 --> 00:27:03,518
Ah.
512
00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:05,175
Hey, I saw that... that cool trick you do
513
00:27:05,313 --> 00:27:06,314
with the bamboo. That was...
514
00:27:07,177 --> 00:27:08,661
Oh, no, I was just seeing
515
00:27:08,799 --> 00:27:09,800
how hard I could blow, and then it...
516
00:27:09,938 --> 00:27:11,699
Yeah. How'd it go?
517
00:27:11,837 --> 00:27:13,942
Turns out quite hard. It looked like it.
518
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,944
You never know what this weekend could bring.
519
00:27:16,082 --> 00:27:17,497
Well, listen, your secret's safe with me.
520
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:18,878
I won't tell a soul. I promise.
521
00:27:19,016 --> 00:27:21,225
As long as you promise to have a drink with me.
522
00:27:22,364 --> 00:27:24,643
Well, I am due for another drink.
523
00:27:24,781 --> 00:27:26,299
It's been, like, 10 minutes since the last one.
524
00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:28,370
Perfect. So, yes.
525
00:27:31,926 --> 00:27:33,030
So, what is it
526
00:27:33,168 --> 00:27:34,411
that you said you did for a living again?
527
00:27:34,549 --> 00:27:36,344
I'm not quite... I'm a cat show entrepreneur.
528
00:27:36,482 --> 00:27:38,035
And what is... what is that?
529
00:27:38,173 --> 00:27:41,521
Uh, well, basically, I design plinths for the cat shows.
530
00:27:42,315 --> 00:27:43,247
Gotta have a good plinth.
531
00:27:43,385 --> 00:27:44,559
Okay. Yeah.
532
00:27:44,697 --> 00:27:45,629
Can I show you a few photos of my plinths?
533
00:27:45,767 --> 00:27:46,906
I'd love to see them. Yeah.
534
00:27:47,044 --> 00:27:48,632
Yeah. All right. I could look at some photos.
535
00:27:48,770 --> 00:27:51,566
Here is a cat winning a prize on one of my plinths.
536
00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:53,050
On there.
537
00:27:53,188 --> 00:27:55,846
This one is a cat taking a dump whilst winning a prize.
538
00:27:55,984 --> 00:27:56,985
Right? I see that.
539
00:27:57,123 --> 00:27:58,228
So... Getting it all done.
540
00:27:58,366 --> 00:28:00,402
Yeah. Like the coverings, for example.
541
00:28:00,540 --> 00:28:02,508
Okay. Can't use microfiber.
542
00:28:02,646 --> 00:28:03,578
Then the cat's tongues... Obviously.
543
00:28:03,716 --> 00:28:04,786
...become like Velcro.
544
00:28:04,924 --> 00:28:06,236
Didn't know that. Like this. Like that.
545
00:28:06,374 --> 00:28:08,065
Okay.
546
00:28:08,203 --> 00:28:11,275
Mm! Lot of rich women in cat shows.
547
00:28:11,413 --> 00:28:13,830
We had Madonna open up a show the other night.
548
00:28:13,968 --> 00:28:15,452
She sang Like A Persian.
549
00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:16,660
And that's it? You don't have...
550
00:28:16,798 --> 00:28:17,834
You don't have a side hustle or anything?
551
00:28:17,972 --> 00:28:19,594
No. Why would you say that?
552
00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:20,768
The way you were moving through the bushes,
553
00:28:20,906 --> 00:28:22,217
you looked like a soldier or something.
554
00:28:22,355 --> 00:28:25,117
I mean, the way you were... Over there, I saw a bat.
555
00:28:25,255 --> 00:28:26,739
And then I was like, "Oh!"
556
00:28:26,877 --> 00:28:29,017
And I had to look what species is it, because I...
557
00:28:29,155 --> 00:28:32,262
You're into bats? Cats, bats, rats.
558
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,092
All of it? Okay. Any... Any animals.
559
00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:36,784
I mean, not so much into rats,
560
00:28:36,922 --> 00:28:39,925
I don't know why I said that, but...
561
00:28:40,063 --> 00:28:41,927
You know. Yeah. You're funny.
562
00:28:42,065 --> 00:28:43,204
Well, you're hot.
563
00:28:43,342 --> 00:28:45,378
Um...
564
00:28:45,516 --> 00:28:46,863
It's... It's hot. Yes.
565
00:28:47,001 --> 00:28:48,278
I know what you mean. Yeah, um...
566
00:28:49,072 --> 00:28:50,004
Uh...
567
00:28:50,142 --> 00:28:51,350
Hmm. Huh.
568
00:28:51,902 --> 00:28:53,628
I like you.
569
00:28:53,766 --> 00:28:55,768
I like you a lot. I wish, um...
570
00:28:55,906 --> 00:28:57,252
I wish we could have met at some other wedding
571
00:28:57,390 --> 00:28:58,978
other than this one.
572
00:28:59,116 --> 00:29:00,600
I wish I could listen to what you were saying
573
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,533
instead of just staring at your face.
574
00:29:02,671 --> 00:29:03,638
Totally fine. Yeah.
575
00:29:03,776 --> 00:29:04,743
I know what you mean. You know.
576
00:29:15,684 --> 00:29:16,996
Now...
577
00:29:17,134 --> 00:29:18,446
I mean, you've been here before,
578
00:29:18,584 --> 00:29:19,792
but it's a little different.
579
00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:22,968
Oh, my God! It's perfect! Oh, wow!
580
00:29:23,106 --> 00:29:25,625
It's just really crazy. It's gorgeous.
581
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,007
There's rose petals in the pool, you guys!
582
00:29:28,145 --> 00:29:29,664
You worked your magic.
583
00:29:29,802 --> 00:29:31,286
Lydia.
584
00:29:31,424 --> 00:29:34,496
I tried to get the right flowers for everybody.
585
00:29:34,634 --> 00:29:36,809
That's you. So... Man, these are, like,
586
00:29:36,947 --> 00:29:38,500
my favorite flowers. Everything is taken care of.
587
00:29:38,638 --> 00:29:40,330
Can you believe that she got, like, my favorite flowers?
588
00:29:40,468 --> 00:29:42,366
I think there's something wrong with my flowers.
589
00:29:44,196 --> 00:29:46,405
My flowers match my nails.
590
00:29:46,543 --> 00:29:47,647
Release.
591
00:29:48,579 --> 00:29:50,858
Release all that tension.
592
00:29:50,996 --> 00:29:54,309
Dave hasn't touched me like this in six months.
593
00:29:54,447 --> 00:29:56,380
We should do this more often, girls.
594
00:29:56,518 --> 00:29:57,865
Absolutely.
595
00:29:58,969 --> 00:29:59,936
There you go.
596
00:30:00,074 --> 00:30:02,145
I think my chair might be broken.
597
00:30:03,353 --> 00:30:06,287
You guys good? Yeah. Oh!
598
00:30:06,425 --> 00:30:08,185
I love this, Betsy. Me, too.
599
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,122
Sorry.
600
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,124
Uh...
601
00:30:16,262 --> 00:30:17,850
So, let's talk about Chris.
602
00:30:19,438 --> 00:30:21,405
What about him?
603
00:30:21,543 --> 00:30:23,338
He's been close to my family for years.
604
00:30:23,476 --> 00:30:25,996
His father and mine were business partners,
605
00:30:26,134 --> 00:30:29,793
and when his father went to jail,
606
00:30:29,931 --> 00:30:32,831
my father, who was not mixed up in all that,
607
00:30:32,969 --> 00:30:34,556
helped Chris financially.
608
00:30:34,694 --> 00:30:36,179
Chris is a really good friend of mine.
609
00:30:36,317 --> 00:30:37,387
Okay.
610
00:30:37,525 --> 00:30:41,253
We've been linked from time to time.
611
00:30:41,391 --> 00:30:43,600
Better Magazine's taken interest, but...
612
00:30:43,738 --> 00:30:44,704
Yeah, are linked.
613
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:46,292
So you're saying just
614
00:30:46,430 --> 00:30:48,087
stay away from Chris because you guys...
615
00:30:48,225 --> 00:30:51,401
I would never get into your business like that.
616
00:30:51,539 --> 00:30:53,265
No. No, girl. Okay, great.
617
00:30:53,403 --> 00:30:55,025
'Cause I will not go near Chris.
618
00:30:55,163 --> 00:30:56,371
Mm. Okay...
619
00:30:56,509 --> 00:30:58,270
Do you need help?
620
00:30:58,408 --> 00:31:01,756
No. I was just saying, um, I would not make a play
621
00:31:01,894 --> 00:31:03,206
on someone you've been linked to.
622
00:31:03,344 --> 00:31:04,690
Yeah, exactly.
623
00:31:04,828 --> 00:31:06,347
Okay.
624
00:31:06,485 --> 00:31:08,142
Actually, I don't even find him attractive.
625
00:31:08,797 --> 00:31:10,558
Mm-hmm. Carry on.
626
00:31:10,696 --> 00:31:13,319
I would not go... like that on his balls.
627
00:31:13,457 --> 00:31:15,149
Ass waxing after this.
628
00:31:15,287 --> 00:31:19,256
Ass what-ing? Everything glides smoother.
629
00:31:19,394 --> 00:31:22,397
I don't think anyone's gonna be looking at my arse.
630
00:31:22,535 --> 00:31:24,365
That's for sure. Except for maybe Chris.
631
00:31:27,195 --> 00:31:28,196
You should wear it every day.
632
00:31:29,094 --> 00:31:31,959
It's a lot, but it's great.
633
00:31:32,097 --> 00:31:35,617
I look like Ariana Grande has joined The Real Housewives.
634
00:31:35,755 --> 00:31:36,964
A hundred percent. She should, actually.
635
00:31:37,102 --> 00:31:39,035
That should be a show.
636
00:31:40,036 --> 00:31:41,244
Ooh, ooh!
637
00:31:41,382 --> 00:31:42,762
Oh, my God! I'm good.
638
00:31:58,157 --> 00:32:00,677
Oh, this is amazing. What do you think?
639
00:32:00,815 --> 00:32:02,748
Yeah, it's the best. You got the ring, buddy?
640
00:32:03,783 --> 00:32:04,819
Yeah, I got the ring. Of course.
641
00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:05,924
Of course you do.
642
00:32:06,062 --> 00:32:07,477
Relax. Relax. I can't.
643
00:32:07,615 --> 00:32:08,547
You'll be fine.
644
00:32:09,134 --> 00:32:11,170
Where is she?
645
00:32:11,308 --> 00:32:13,828
Patience. You know, it's her wedding day.
646
00:32:13,966 --> 00:32:17,004
Oh, God, just...
647
00:32:17,142 --> 00:32:18,591
You guys don't think that she...
648
00:32:19,834 --> 00:32:21,077
You know. No, she's...
649
00:32:21,215 --> 00:32:23,251
Right? No, she's good. She's ready.
650
00:32:23,389 --> 00:32:24,839
She loves him. She's ready.
651
00:32:28,153 --> 00:32:29,464
Excuse me a second.
652
00:32:29,602 --> 00:32:31,846
No, don't, Sam. No, Sam, I don't...
653
00:32:48,656 --> 00:32:50,209
Oh, God.
654
00:32:50,865 --> 00:32:51,866
Okay.
655
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,179
Okay.
656
00:32:54,317 --> 00:32:56,491
Can I just clear the area for a moment? Sorry.
657
00:32:56,629 --> 00:32:57,734
What?
658
00:32:57,872 --> 00:32:59,978
I need a... I just need one minute.
659
00:33:02,463 --> 00:33:03,843
Sam, what are you doing?
660
00:33:05,811 --> 00:33:07,640
Remember when we were kids,
661
00:33:07,778 --> 00:33:09,642
and, you know, we made that pact?
662
00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:11,679
"Let's never get married."
663
00:33:11,817 --> 00:33:14,406
You said that. I don't remember ever saying that.
664
00:33:14,544 --> 00:33:15,717
Betsy... What?
665
00:33:15,855 --> 00:33:18,479
This whole thing, like, it's not you. I can tell.
666
00:33:20,032 --> 00:33:22,310
Do you actually think you want to marry this guy?
667
00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:25,486
Well, it is my wedding, Sam.
668
00:33:26,142 --> 00:33:27,143
See...
669
00:33:28,558 --> 00:33:30,249
I'm your oldest friend,
670
00:33:30,387 --> 00:33:32,389
and you do not look happy right now.
671
00:33:32,527 --> 00:33:34,633
I love Ryan very, very much.
672
00:33:34,771 --> 00:33:35,910
And I also think that you really know
673
00:33:36,048 --> 00:33:37,291
how to pick your moments, don't you?
674
00:33:37,429 --> 00:33:38,395
Well, because you look scared.
675
00:33:38,533 --> 00:33:41,329
Well, it's my wedding, Sam.
676
00:33:41,467 --> 00:33:43,366
I mean, this is a massive deal.
677
00:33:44,574 --> 00:33:47,301
And I know that maybe you don't get scared
678
00:33:47,439 --> 00:33:49,958
but... but the rest of us do, okay?
679
00:33:50,097 --> 00:33:51,546
I'm here to help.
680
00:33:51,684 --> 00:33:54,066
Sam, you haven't been helping. You haven't even been here.
681
00:33:54,204 --> 00:33:55,171
You haven't been in my life
682
00:33:55,309 --> 00:33:57,242
for a very, very, very long time.
683
00:33:57,380 --> 00:33:58,622
So, you know what?
684
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,176
Maybe we just don't understand each other anymore
685
00:34:00,314 --> 00:34:01,487
like the way we used to.
686
00:34:04,766 --> 00:34:06,596
Betsy, I know you...
687
00:34:06,734 --> 00:34:08,046
So maybe you should go.
688
00:34:12,843 --> 00:34:14,017
I want you to go.
689
00:34:18,194 --> 00:34:19,471
Walk away, Sam.
690
00:34:22,853 --> 00:34:24,269
Walk away.
691
00:34:41,148 --> 00:34:43,253
What is she... Where is she going?
692
00:34:44,254 --> 00:34:46,394
Maybe she has, um, IBS.
693
00:34:47,947 --> 00:34:50,191
Okay. She could hold it.
694
00:34:50,329 --> 00:34:51,503
No, you can't.
695
00:34:59,131 --> 00:35:00,305
Unload the equipment.
696
00:35:20,704 --> 00:35:22,465
Do these waiters look a little different to you?
697
00:35:22,603 --> 00:35:24,777
Did they hire new ones? They're all muscle-y.
698
00:35:25,468 --> 00:35:26,400
Are you complaining?
699
00:35:26,538 --> 00:35:27,642
No, I'm not complaining. I'm just saying.
700
00:35:27,780 --> 00:35:29,541
Look at that one over there. He's ripped.
701
00:35:35,581 --> 00:35:38,066
You're a lucky man. Thank you.
702
00:35:38,205 --> 00:35:39,965
Love you, sweetheart. Love you, Dad.
703
00:35:41,104 --> 00:35:42,105
Hi.
704
00:35:43,071 --> 00:35:44,383
You look so beautiful.
705
00:35:44,521 --> 00:35:46,523
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here...
706
00:35:48,767 --> 00:35:51,010
Oh, shit! Get down!
707
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,391
What the hell was that?
708
00:35:52,529 --> 00:35:55,498
Dave? Dave? Dave! Dave! Dave!
709
00:35:55,636 --> 00:35:56,913
Girl, if he leaves you for this,
710
00:35:57,051 --> 00:35:58,294
he'll leave you for anything.
711
00:35:59,847 --> 00:36:03,437
Sorry to interrupt the happy occasion, folks.
712
00:36:03,575 --> 00:36:06,371
But you're correct, Reverend. They are gathered here.
713
00:36:06,509 --> 00:36:08,166
Don't...
714
00:36:08,304 --> 00:36:11,721
The elite, the great, and the good.
715
00:36:11,859 --> 00:36:12,860
No!
716
00:36:12,998 --> 00:36:14,137
They are my hostages.
717
00:36:14,275 --> 00:36:15,656
Don't move. Yes, sir.
718
00:36:15,794 --> 00:36:20,005
So, please, walk inside like good little boys and girls.
719
00:36:21,903 --> 00:36:23,595
Now.
720
00:36:23,733 --> 00:36:26,253
Is this normal for an American wedding?
721
00:36:26,391 --> 00:36:28,186
Zoe, are you okay? Thank you.
722
00:36:28,324 --> 00:36:29,256
I was... Don't you touch me.
723
00:36:29,394 --> 00:36:31,085
I was going for help. No.
724
00:36:31,223 --> 00:36:32,569
What do we do? Just stay behind me.
725
00:36:32,707 --> 00:36:33,777
Let's go. Move.
726
00:36:33,915 --> 00:36:36,090
Okay, okay, okay, all right, all right.
727
00:36:36,228 --> 00:36:38,023
I don't know what's happening. I swear...
728
00:36:38,161 --> 00:36:39,887
Oh, my God, baby, I'm so scared.
729
00:36:40,025 --> 00:36:41,854
I'm sorry. Hold this.
730
00:36:41,992 --> 00:36:43,201
You look fantastic, babe.
731
00:36:48,861 --> 00:36:50,622
It's all right, it's okay. You two, door to your left.
732
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:51,899
Sebastian! You, living room.
733
00:36:58,940 --> 00:36:59,941
Move! Oh, God!
734
00:37:00,079 --> 00:37:01,288
It's all right. It's all right.
735
00:37:02,772 --> 00:37:03,738
You all right?
736
00:37:04,394 --> 00:37:05,361
I got you, babe.
737
00:37:05,878 --> 00:37:06,810
I got you.
738
00:37:06,948 --> 00:37:08,536
And I got you, Zoe.
739
00:37:09,537 --> 00:37:10,711
Really, Dave? Really?
740
00:37:10,849 --> 00:37:12,644
Because I don't feel very got right now. Okay?
741
00:37:12,782 --> 00:37:14,266
Yeah, I'm gonna give you some space.
742
00:37:14,404 --> 00:37:16,372
Give me some space. Yep.
743
00:37:16,510 --> 00:37:18,650
Are you real, or are you one of them too?
744
00:37:18,788 --> 00:37:20,893
No, I'm real. Look. See?
745
00:37:23,896 --> 00:37:25,139
Oh, shit!
746
00:37:25,277 --> 00:37:26,727
Do you see Dave right now? Yeah.
747
00:37:27,624 --> 00:37:29,523
He abandoned us. Every time.
748
00:37:29,661 --> 00:37:32,146
Uh, speaking of abandonment, where is Sam?
749
00:37:32,284 --> 00:37:33,596
Where she always is. Not around.
750
00:37:33,734 --> 00:37:35,114
Oh, come on, Bet, she's better than that.
751
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,254
Like that time when you were little.
752
00:37:36,392 --> 00:37:37,358
Those kids bullied you in the park.
753
00:37:37,496 --> 00:37:39,498
She kicked their ass in a ditch.
754
00:37:57,171 --> 00:37:58,793
Guys, honestly, all this negative energy,
755
00:37:58,931 --> 00:38:01,279
it's really starting to impact my baby's development.
756
00:38:01,417 --> 00:38:02,556
Yeah. So, I'm thinking,
757
00:38:02,694 --> 00:38:03,833
Lydia, you know what?
758
00:38:03,971 --> 00:38:06,353
Maybe you can sing to her like you used to.
759
00:38:06,491 --> 00:38:08,320
That song? Used to calm me down.
760
00:38:08,458 --> 00:38:11,392
Wow. Okay. Yeah.
761
00:38:28,444 --> 00:38:30,100
It's working. It's really working.
762
00:38:40,214 --> 00:38:42,630
Time is valuable.
763
00:38:42,768 --> 00:38:46,358
Don't waste mine, and I'll try not to waste yours.
764
00:38:46,496 --> 00:38:49,016
You elite care only about money,
765
00:38:49,154 --> 00:38:52,295
which is great news, because I'm the same.
766
00:38:52,433 --> 00:38:53,883
So we should understand each other.
767
00:38:54,953 --> 00:38:56,748
If everybody does exactly as told,
768
00:38:56,886 --> 00:38:59,198
you'll all still be alive by the end of the day.
769
00:39:00,579 --> 00:39:02,926
But if anyone gets cocky,
770
00:39:03,064 --> 00:39:04,859
well, there's plenty of you to spare.
771
00:39:07,586 --> 00:39:10,313
We've blocked all cell signal and Wi-Fi.
772
00:39:10,451 --> 00:39:12,350
Wordle should still be working, though.
773
00:39:12,488 --> 00:39:15,042
Look, my daughter isn't part of this.
774
00:39:15,180 --> 00:39:17,872
Take me, let her go. Oh, Dad, it's okay.
775
00:39:18,010 --> 00:39:22,360
Frank O'Connell, Third Regiment, combat veteran.
776
00:39:22,981 --> 00:39:24,085
Desert Storm.
777
00:39:25,466 --> 00:39:26,743
You're adorable, Frank,
778
00:39:26,881 --> 00:39:29,263
but Betsy's a much more valuable hostage than you.
779
00:39:29,401 --> 00:39:30,885
What?
780
00:39:31,023 --> 00:39:34,372
Yes. We've researched everyone in this room most thoroughly.
781
00:39:35,856 --> 00:39:37,789
The Caudwell family.
782
00:39:37,927 --> 00:39:40,101
Come with me. No.
783
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:42,310
And you, you're almost one of them.
784
00:39:44,278 --> 00:39:46,107
It's gonna be okay. No, wait, wait.
785
00:39:46,245 --> 00:39:48,593
If you're taking my husband, then I'm going with you.
786
00:39:48,731 --> 00:39:50,560
Stay here. I love you. No, I love you.
787
00:39:50,698 --> 00:39:51,941
He has to come. I love you.
788
00:39:52,079 --> 00:39:53,114
Can you stop talking? You just gotta go.
789
00:39:53,252 --> 00:39:54,253
It's okay.
790
00:39:57,187 --> 00:39:58,879
They're valuable right now.
791
00:39:59,017 --> 00:40:01,157
I don't want any of them getting hit by a stray bullet.
792
00:40:07,922 --> 00:40:09,648
It's gonna be okay. Yeah.
793
00:40:09,786 --> 00:40:11,029
Come here.
794
00:40:11,167 --> 00:40:12,271
Let's go. Ryan.
795
00:40:12,962 --> 00:40:13,997
Okay. All right.
796
00:40:14,584 --> 00:40:15,551
Let's go,
797
00:40:15,689 --> 00:40:16,724
you bunch of rich brats. Go, go, go.
798
00:40:16,862 --> 00:40:19,278
Right over here. Come on. Go.
799
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,419
Right there is good. Let's get it.
800
00:40:36,848 --> 00:40:39,540
Welcome back. Please verify all users.
801
00:40:39,678 --> 00:40:40,955
It can't be cracked.
802
00:40:42,232 --> 00:40:44,096
How do they know all this?
803
00:40:44,234 --> 00:40:45,373
Why do you think I waited
804
00:40:45,512 --> 00:40:48,100
until you were all here for your happy day?
805
00:40:48,238 --> 00:40:49,723
I know everything, Mrs. Caudwell.
806
00:40:50,758 --> 00:40:51,725
Your ring, sir.
807
00:41:02,598 --> 00:41:03,840
Easy. No!
808
00:41:10,226 --> 00:41:11,296
Ocular scan complete.
809
00:41:12,193 --> 00:41:14,506
Mark Caudwell verified.
810
00:41:14,644 --> 00:41:16,370
Insert key number one.
811
00:41:16,508 --> 00:41:19,166
Now the passcode. Wedding date.
812
00:41:19,304 --> 00:41:21,271
The county clerk's office records say
813
00:41:21,409 --> 00:41:23,308
March 11th, 1977.
814
00:41:23,446 --> 00:41:24,447
Stop.
815
00:41:25,517 --> 00:41:26,967
Don't enter that date just yet.
816
00:41:28,175 --> 00:41:29,452
Could be the panic code.
817
00:41:30,764 --> 00:41:32,559
They had a ceremony in their backyard
818
00:41:32,697 --> 00:41:35,700
two days before the wedding, more romantic.
819
00:41:35,838 --> 00:41:37,736
Apparently, my father was the Best Man.
820
00:41:37,874 --> 00:41:40,394
March 9th, 1977.
821
00:41:44,087 --> 00:41:45,157
What are you doing, man?
822
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:51,888
Code accepted. Nice.
823
00:41:52,026 --> 00:41:53,787
Thirty minutes to next key.
824
00:41:55,133 --> 00:41:56,652
I'll be looking after your rings
825
00:41:56,790 --> 00:41:58,205
until they're needed. Ladies.
826
00:42:00,310 --> 00:42:03,624
I don't like this.
827
00:42:08,595 --> 00:42:12,081
No, I don't have it. My grandfather's wedding ring,
828
00:42:12,219 --> 00:42:13,772
supposed to be my wedding ring.
829
00:42:13,910 --> 00:42:15,394
My Best Man's got it.
830
00:42:17,086 --> 00:42:19,675
Until I get what's mine, ring stays with me.
831
00:42:20,986 --> 00:42:23,368
You son of a bitch, Chris.
832
00:42:23,506 --> 00:42:24,507
You're supposed to be my best friend,
833
00:42:24,645 --> 00:42:26,923
you do this to me on my wedding day?
834
00:42:27,061 --> 00:42:29,754
Calm... down.
835
00:42:29,892 --> 00:42:32,066
Jeez! Caudwell family.
836
00:42:32,204 --> 00:42:33,758
Y'all are very tight, aren't you?
837
00:42:33,896 --> 00:42:35,276
Well, I don't have a family.
838
00:42:35,414 --> 00:42:37,416
Not outside of prison visits, that is.
839
00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:38,556
You took that away from me
840
00:42:38,694 --> 00:42:40,281
when you testified against my father.
841
00:42:40,419 --> 00:42:41,973
Because he stole from people, Chris.
842
00:42:42,111 --> 00:42:44,285
Bullshit. Pensions, Chris.
843
00:42:44,423 --> 00:42:46,460
He made people poor in their old age,
844
00:42:46,598 --> 00:42:48,324
and we never got to the bottom of it.
845
00:42:48,462 --> 00:42:50,844
And some people thought he did worse stuff!
846
00:42:50,982 --> 00:42:54,054
Warlords, terrorism, trafficking elephants.
847
00:42:54,192 --> 00:42:56,884
And our papa's paid your way ever since!
848
00:42:57,022 --> 00:42:58,403
Oh, that's right. Oh, shit.
849
00:42:58,541 --> 00:43:00,819
That's right. You know what? That makes everything okay.
850
00:43:00,957 --> 00:43:02,303
You're right. You're right.
851
00:43:02,441 --> 00:43:05,410
All those years that I spent just smiling at you fools
852
00:43:05,548 --> 00:43:07,412
for fear that you would cut me off, I'm sick of it.
853
00:43:07,550 --> 00:43:09,414
I'm gonna kill you, man. No way.
854
00:43:11,140 --> 00:43:12,831
Oh! Give me that!
855
00:43:12,969 --> 00:43:14,419
Oh!
856
00:43:15,144 --> 00:43:16,248
Whoa.
857
00:43:16,386 --> 00:43:17,940
Oh, my God, Ryan.
858
00:43:18,078 --> 00:43:19,804
Damn it. Okay, okay. Just get it.
859
00:43:21,288 --> 00:43:24,084
Are you hit anywhere else? No. I'm all right.
860
00:43:24,222 --> 00:43:25,672
Pressure, pressure, pressure.
861
00:43:25,810 --> 00:43:27,363
Christopher. Yeah?
862
00:43:27,501 --> 00:43:30,193
We need them alive for the ocular scans.
863
00:43:30,331 --> 00:43:34,094
Corpse's eyes never work. Believe me, I've tried it.
864
00:43:34,232 --> 00:43:37,476
I'd like to apologize on behalf of my organization.
865
00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:39,824
This man is an independent contractor.
866
00:43:39,962 --> 00:43:42,827
He is not a member of my highly trained staff.
867
00:43:42,965 --> 00:43:44,552
He's not? No.
868
00:44:00,603 --> 00:44:01,639
Thank God.
869
00:44:05,021 --> 00:44:06,644
Oh, they're good.
870
00:44:08,024 --> 00:44:09,577
Hey! Whoa.
871
00:44:09,716 --> 00:44:11,579
You are not supposed to be in here.
872
00:44:11,718 --> 00:44:13,720
Oh, no. My hair looks such a mess.
873
00:44:13,858 --> 00:44:15,238
Betsy will not like this.
874
00:44:15,376 --> 00:44:16,343
I just... Ma'am.
875
00:44:16,481 --> 00:44:18,345
I just will fix my hair!
876
00:44:21,486 --> 00:44:22,521
What was that?
877
00:44:23,730 --> 00:44:24,834
Warning shot from one of your dudes?
878
00:44:24,972 --> 00:44:26,594
Perhaps.
879
00:44:26,733 --> 00:44:28,976
Find out who fired and why. I'm on it.
880
00:44:47,029 --> 00:44:48,582
Oh, no, your masturbating hand.
881
00:45:31,211 --> 00:45:32,902
Thirty-minute delay between each lock.
882
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,387
We should be finished here in an hour and a half.
883
00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:37,907
Take them all back.
884
00:45:38,045 --> 00:45:39,840
It'll be good for the others to see the blood.
885
00:45:40,392 --> 00:45:41,393
Son of a bitch.
886
00:45:42,291 --> 00:45:43,464
Whoa.
887
00:45:43,602 --> 00:45:44,776
Be careful. I'll pick you up.
888
00:45:52,646 --> 00:45:54,303
Team Leader One, search basement.
889
00:46:03,415 --> 00:46:05,590
Wait. We're turning, we're turning.
890
00:46:05,728 --> 00:46:07,834
Oh, my God! Don't be alarmed!
891
00:46:07,972 --> 00:46:08,973
Ryan! Pull that chair.
892
00:46:09,111 --> 00:46:11,044
Ryan, sit down. Wait. Okay.
893
00:46:12,390 --> 00:46:13,771
I'm okay, it's all right.
894
00:46:13,909 --> 00:46:15,324
Easy, easy.
895
00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:19,811
Oh, my God! Oh, God.
896
00:46:19,949 --> 00:46:22,227
No! Oh, God, we need a doctor!
897
00:46:22,365 --> 00:46:24,712
I know of three that are in the other room.
898
00:46:24,851 --> 00:46:26,335
Wait!
899
00:46:26,473 --> 00:46:28,406
Not a rich person doctor that does boob jobs and butt lifts.
900
00:46:28,544 --> 00:46:29,787
Like, a real doctor. All right, look,
901
00:46:29,925 --> 00:46:31,581
I had medic training in the army. Let me just...
902
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:33,342
Okay. Good.
903
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,481
Okay, just stay put.
904
00:46:34,619 --> 00:46:35,965
Just breathe. Yeah.
905
00:46:36,103 --> 00:46:36,932
Are you getting air? I think this is
906
00:46:37,070 --> 00:46:37,760
what I'm supposed to...
907
00:46:37,898 --> 00:46:38,968
Okay. Be careful, Dad.
908
00:46:39,106 --> 00:46:40,763
We need something to tie this off with.
909
00:46:40,901 --> 00:46:41,902
A tie? I got it.
910
00:46:42,903 --> 00:46:45,147
Oh, no! Zoe!
911
00:46:45,285 --> 00:46:48,012
Not exposing my sexy, sculpted legs
912
00:46:48,150 --> 00:46:49,427
in front of the Reverand.
913
00:46:49,565 --> 00:46:50,808
Easy. Easy!
914
00:46:50,946 --> 00:46:52,430
It's okay, babe, it's okay.
915
00:46:52,568 --> 00:46:54,087
Just breathe, Ryan. Breathe. It was Chris.
916
00:46:54,225 --> 00:46:55,364
What? It was Chris. Chris planned
917
00:46:55,502 --> 00:46:56,503
the whole thing. "Chris" Chris?
918
00:46:56,641 --> 00:46:58,056
As in, the Best Man?
919
00:46:58,194 --> 00:47:00,818
Chris! My Best Man, Chris. Oh, God!
920
00:47:00,956 --> 00:47:02,958
Whoa! That's not cool.
921
00:47:07,859 --> 00:47:09,136
Holy shit, man.
922
00:47:09,274 --> 00:47:10,517
He's dead.
923
00:47:10,655 --> 00:47:11,794
I would think so.
924
00:47:11,932 --> 00:47:14,176
There's a spike sticking out of his chest.
925
00:47:20,182 --> 00:47:21,528
Hey, boss, we got a problem.
926
00:47:22,563 --> 00:47:23,841
Somebody took out one of ours.
927
00:47:26,084 --> 00:47:29,225
Whoever it is, find him. And bring me his heart.
928
00:47:30,261 --> 00:47:31,227
What?
929
00:47:33,057 --> 00:47:34,886
I always wanted to say that.
930
00:47:35,024 --> 00:47:36,681
What an idiot. I don't like that guy.
931
00:47:37,406 --> 00:47:38,925
I have an idea.
932
00:47:39,063 --> 00:47:41,824
I want you to track down our mystery assailant.
933
00:47:43,688 --> 00:47:45,172
Show 'em how it's done, cowboy.
934
00:47:45,793 --> 00:47:46,760
Yeah?
935
00:47:47,416 --> 00:47:48,382
You got this.
936
00:47:51,109 --> 00:47:52,076
What an idiot.
937
00:47:53,456 --> 00:47:55,148
Mrs. Caudwell.
938
00:47:55,286 --> 00:47:56,563
It's your turn, ma'am.
939
00:48:07,850 --> 00:48:10,335
Son of a bitch. It is an RPG.
940
00:48:15,582 --> 00:48:17,066
Jeez! I bloody told her!
941
00:48:27,663 --> 00:48:31,080
Hi. Hi. The boss sent me to give you something to drink,
942
00:48:31,218 --> 00:48:32,806
because he thought you might be thirsty.
943
00:48:32,944 --> 00:48:34,912
So, yeah, do you want to just come get it?
944
00:48:42,229 --> 00:48:43,403
They're gonna find you.
945
00:48:43,541 --> 00:48:44,922
They'll find me ready!
946
00:48:48,270 --> 00:48:49,478
Okay. What have we got?
947
00:48:50,997 --> 00:48:52,446
Oh, thank God everyone's alive.
948
00:48:53,723 --> 00:48:54,828
That much is right.
949
00:48:56,002 --> 00:48:57,762
They could have sacrificed Virginia.
950
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:03,941
So, this is what this is all about.
951
00:49:08,635 --> 00:49:10,326
And it opens with rings.
952
00:49:12,259 --> 00:49:13,226
Classy.
953
00:49:16,919 --> 00:49:17,955
Chris?
954
00:49:19,991 --> 00:49:21,130
What are you doing?
955
00:49:22,269 --> 00:49:23,857
You're one of them.
956
00:49:27,447 --> 00:49:28,896
You just got a lot less hot.
957
00:49:36,697 --> 00:49:38,113
That's our missing hostage.
958
00:49:39,459 --> 00:49:42,186
Something tells me she's not just a cat lady.
959
00:49:42,324 --> 00:49:44,119
Son of a bitch. Hmm?
960
00:49:44,257 --> 00:49:46,845
Oh! Chris! Ah, thank God!
961
00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:49,020
I... I heard shooting and I just ran.
962
00:49:49,158 --> 00:49:50,228
What's going on?
963
00:49:50,366 --> 00:49:53,093
Some asshole and his mercenaries.
964
00:49:53,231 --> 00:49:54,232
Don't worry about a thing, okay?
965
00:49:54,370 --> 00:49:56,545
You stick with me. I can handle 'em.
966
00:49:56,683 --> 00:49:58,202
But there's just, like, one of you,
967
00:49:58,340 --> 00:49:59,927
and how many of them?
968
00:50:00,066 --> 00:50:02,171
Twenty seven to be exact.
969
00:50:02,309 --> 00:50:03,345
It's not a big deal. I've done it before.
970
00:50:03,483 --> 00:50:04,415
Twenty seven is nothing.
971
00:50:04,553 --> 00:50:05,588
They're inside, they're outside.
972
00:50:05,726 --> 00:50:07,970
They're everywhere. Oh! That's a gun.
973
00:50:08,108 --> 00:50:09,420
Oh, no! No, it's okay. It's mine.
974
00:50:09,558 --> 00:50:11,008
This is mine. I got it all sighted out and everything.
975
00:50:11,146 --> 00:50:12,906
I've had this thing for years. I'm a trained professional.
976
00:50:13,044 --> 00:50:14,390
It's not... No big deal.
977
00:50:14,528 --> 00:50:15,771
No, I can protect you.
978
00:50:15,909 --> 00:50:17,393
Okay? Don't make a sound. I'm sticking with you.
979
00:50:17,531 --> 00:50:18,532
Yeah.
980
00:50:18,670 --> 00:50:20,914
Oh. I love your odor right now.
981
00:50:21,052 --> 00:50:24,124
Smells like gunpowder and bravery.
982
00:50:24,262 --> 00:50:25,988
Yeah, that's right.
983
00:50:26,126 --> 00:50:28,232
Just stay here and be silent, okay? No need to be scared.
984
00:50:28,370 --> 00:50:29,405
I'm gonna go check around the corner.
985
00:50:29,543 --> 00:50:31,476
Okay. Thank God you're here. Yeah.
986
00:50:31,614 --> 00:50:33,030
Thank God you're here. Shh.
987
00:50:33,168 --> 00:50:34,272
Sorry, I just...
988
00:50:39,553 --> 00:50:41,141
I found the rogue guest.
989
00:50:41,279 --> 00:50:42,867
I'll bring her back to the rest of the hostages.
990
00:50:45,318 --> 00:50:48,528
Twenty seven, that's good intel.
991
00:50:48,666 --> 00:50:52,049
Well, 27 plus you. And you only count as a half.
992
00:50:53,257 --> 00:50:54,672
What are you doing, Chris?
993
00:50:54,810 --> 00:50:57,606
You're the one causing all the problems. Are you serious?
994
00:50:57,744 --> 00:51:00,402
But you, you're a...
995
00:51:00,540 --> 00:51:03,508
You're a bridesmaid. Give it to me.
996
00:51:03,646 --> 00:51:06,201
Yeah. Here you go. Fine.
997
00:51:09,135 --> 00:51:12,724
Mm. Big man with an empty gun.
998
00:51:12,862 --> 00:51:15,037
What are you gonna use this for? A Slurpee straw?
999
00:51:16,038 --> 00:51:18,834
Oh, Kurt. I see. What an asshole.
1000
00:51:18,972 --> 00:51:20,974
Twenty seven and the leader's called Kurt.
1001
00:51:21,112 --> 00:51:22,079
You're giving it up like a whore
1002
00:51:22,217 --> 00:51:23,218
on the side of the highway.
1003
00:51:26,324 --> 00:51:27,567
North hallway.
1004
00:51:35,954 --> 00:51:37,232
All right, Scary Poppins.
1005
00:51:40,511 --> 00:51:41,615
Oh.
1006
00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:43,652
Shit.
1007
00:51:43,790 --> 00:51:44,791
Oh, shit.
1008
00:51:45,378 --> 00:51:46,413
Uh...
1009
00:52:13,164 --> 00:52:16,512
I gotta be honest with you. This is pretty hot.
1010
00:52:16,650 --> 00:52:18,790
Hold it right there!
1011
00:52:19,619 --> 00:52:20,620
We have eyes on the target.
1012
00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:23,381
Drop it, lady!
1013
00:52:23,519 --> 00:52:25,487
We will shoot! Don't shoot!
1014
00:52:57,139 --> 00:52:58,554
The bridesmaid? The blonde one?
1015
00:52:58,692 --> 00:52:59,831
Yeah, she's dead.
1016
00:53:03,525 --> 00:53:04,767
She really was something, though.
1017
00:53:23,959 --> 00:53:25,409
Piece of cake.
1018
00:53:31,553 --> 00:53:32,554
You've hidden it well.
1019
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:36,282
But I know who's been playing truant.
1020
00:53:37,731 --> 00:53:43,254
Samantha Doolan, bridesmaid, cat show logistician.
1021
00:53:43,392 --> 00:53:45,222
But she won't be a problem anymore.
1022
00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:47,638
Sam.
1023
00:53:47,776 --> 00:53:49,502
Oh... What...
1024
00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:53,264
Now, if anyone else tries anything clever,
1025
00:53:53,402 --> 00:53:56,060
many more of you will no longer be a problem.
1026
00:54:01,583 --> 00:54:02,929
That means behave...
1027
00:54:05,828 --> 00:54:07,382
or I'll shoot hostages.
1028
00:54:11,420 --> 00:54:14,078
I've put people in the ground for the Sinaloa cartel.
1029
00:54:14,216 --> 00:54:16,149
Oh, shit.
1030
00:54:16,287 --> 00:54:19,463
Don't think I won't slay a few Savannah riffraff.
1031
00:54:27,091 --> 00:54:28,092
Thank you.
1032
00:54:28,610 --> 00:54:29,576
Okay.
1033
00:54:36,652 --> 00:54:38,136
Mm. Mm.
1034
00:54:38,792 --> 00:54:39,759
Oh, my God.
1035
00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:48,181
Guys, guys, guys.
1036
00:54:48,319 --> 00:54:51,357
I just saw Sam. She was out the window,
1037
00:54:51,495 --> 00:54:52,841
and she was fighting some of the bad guys,
1038
00:54:52,979 --> 00:54:54,808
and she was winning.
1039
00:54:54,946 --> 00:54:56,465
Wow. What?
1040
00:54:56,603 --> 00:54:58,087
So what, she's like a ghost now?
1041
00:54:58,225 --> 00:54:59,537
She's a ghost? Huh?
1042
00:54:59,675 --> 00:55:00,711
So, what, Sam talked to you? What'd she say?
1043
00:55:00,849 --> 00:55:04,301
"Ooh, it's me. Sam.
1044
00:55:04,439 --> 00:55:06,648
"I've come back as a spirit
1045
00:55:06,786 --> 00:55:11,169
"to apologize to you for being an asshole in Paris."
1046
00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:12,861
All right. She's something.
1047
00:55:12,999 --> 00:55:14,069
Okay, let's... Are you kidding me?
1048
00:55:14,207 --> 00:55:15,760
I swear. I know it sounds crazy,
1049
00:55:15,898 --> 00:55:17,935
but I think Sam is the only help that's coming.
1050
00:55:18,073 --> 00:55:20,903
She better be coming, because they're gonna kill us.
1051
00:55:21,041 --> 00:55:23,009
But why would you say that? The man just said that...
1052
00:55:23,147 --> 00:55:26,461
He said which cartels he worked for.
1053
00:55:26,599 --> 00:55:28,048
He doesn't care that we know that,
1054
00:55:28,186 --> 00:55:29,981
which means he's gonna kill us.
1055
00:55:33,537 --> 00:55:34,986
Did you hear that? Right.
1056
00:55:39,991 --> 00:55:41,924
Sam was running to the kitchen.
1057
00:55:42,062 --> 00:55:44,341
And if she's in there, I've got to make contact.
1058
00:55:44,479 --> 00:55:47,274
We have to come up with some kind of plan.
1059
00:55:47,413 --> 00:55:52,210
That is one of the worst ideas I've heard in all of my years.
1060
00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:54,420
And I have more years than most people think,
1061
00:55:54,558 --> 00:55:56,249
because my skin is so good.
1062
00:55:56,387 --> 00:55:57,354
It's happening.
1063
00:56:00,322 --> 00:56:01,737
Betsy. Betsy.
1064
00:56:02,566 --> 00:56:04,844
Here comes the bride.
1065
00:56:04,982 --> 00:56:07,985
Okay, look, it's been nearly two hours.
1066
00:56:08,123 --> 00:56:10,539
Ryan has lost a lot of blood
1067
00:56:10,677 --> 00:56:12,955
and everybody is scared and hungry,
1068
00:56:13,093 --> 00:56:14,854
and I think that they're going to lose their shit.
1069
00:56:14,992 --> 00:56:16,062
And?
1070
00:56:19,168 --> 00:56:20,204
Excuse me.
1071
00:56:22,793 --> 00:56:27,211
Okay, in the kitchen, there is a five course gourmet meal
1072
00:56:27,349 --> 00:56:29,420
prepped and ready to go.
1073
00:56:30,594 --> 00:56:34,805
And there's also a lot of wine.
1074
00:56:34,943 --> 00:56:36,013
Is she hitting on him?
1075
00:56:36,151 --> 00:56:37,255
I don't know. I mean, whatever it takes,
1076
00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:38,291
right, to save everybody's lives?
1077
00:56:38,429 --> 00:56:40,120
No, not whatever it takes. What?
1078
00:56:40,742 --> 00:56:42,157
Fine.
1079
00:56:42,295 --> 00:56:43,883
One of my men will accompany you.
1080
00:56:44,021 --> 00:56:45,505
Oh, come on.
1081
00:56:45,643 --> 00:56:47,852
Everybody that I know and love is being held hostage by you.
1082
00:56:47,990 --> 00:56:49,820
What can I even try to do?
1083
00:56:53,064 --> 00:56:54,687
Two of my men will accompany you.
1084
00:56:58,276 --> 00:57:00,313
Let's go. Fine.
1085
00:57:09,978 --> 00:57:12,429
Meghan Markle? You're next.
1086
00:57:12,567 --> 00:57:14,292
Yeah, that's you. You're Meghan.
1087
00:57:15,777 --> 00:57:17,813
It's okay. You got this, Ginny.
1088
00:57:20,091 --> 00:57:23,336
Girl, I just want to admit something to you because
1089
00:57:23,474 --> 00:57:24,613
I know you always see me as
1090
00:57:24,751 --> 00:57:26,719
a very positive and uplifting person.
1091
00:57:26,857 --> 00:57:29,998
However, in this situation, I got to be real with you.
1092
00:57:30,136 --> 00:57:32,138
I'm not feeling it. I'm not feeling it.
1093
00:57:32,276 --> 00:57:34,105
It's very much so giving Pompeii vibes.
1094
00:57:34,243 --> 00:57:36,453
You know what I'm saying? Pompeii?
1095
00:57:36,591 --> 00:57:38,006
Everybody's like...
1096
00:57:38,144 --> 00:57:39,628
And the sad part is, it feels like
1097
00:57:39,766 --> 00:57:42,010
no matter how hot we are, we could still
1098
00:57:42,148 --> 00:57:44,357
die in this bitch. Lydia.
1099
00:57:44,495 --> 00:57:47,015
There's enough food in here to feed an army.
1100
00:57:48,534 --> 00:57:50,190
Right?
1101
00:57:53,021 --> 00:57:54,919
Help me with these appetizers, would you?
1102
00:57:55,057 --> 00:57:56,024
Hit the lights.
1103
00:58:00,269 --> 00:58:01,650
Let's go! Sam is alive!
1104
00:58:35,201 --> 00:58:36,167
Oh, God! Come on, Bets.
1105
00:58:57,395 --> 00:58:58,638
Whoa...
1106
00:59:02,780 --> 00:59:06,370
Okay. Okay, so I wasn't imagining it.
1107
00:59:06,508 --> 00:59:07,785
But what the hell, Sam?
1108
00:59:07,923 --> 00:59:09,718
How can you do all that?
1109
00:59:09,856 --> 00:59:11,478
He's called his mates. We have to go.
1110
00:59:11,617 --> 00:59:16,138
Oh, okay. Well, you and I, we have a lot to unpack here.
1111
00:59:16,276 --> 00:59:17,450
I mean, you just blew up a kitchen
1112
00:59:17,588 --> 00:59:18,831
without even blinking an eye.
1113
00:59:18,969 --> 00:59:20,487
Do you blow things up all the time?
1114
00:59:23,594 --> 00:59:24,871
I guess that's my reputation.
1115
00:59:25,009 --> 00:59:25,976
Wha...
1116
00:59:43,856 --> 00:59:45,616
Who are you? Come on.
1117
00:59:47,998 --> 00:59:50,759
A screwdriver? I mean, that's nasty. Who thinks of that?
1118
00:59:56,109 --> 00:59:57,076
Stop!
1119
01:00:05,740 --> 01:00:08,259
Hey. Is Sam even your real name?
1120
01:00:08,397 --> 01:00:09,433
It's short for Samantha.
1121
01:00:23,481 --> 01:00:25,380
Do you even feel pain?
1122
01:00:25,518 --> 01:00:28,176
I'm human, aren't I? I don't know. Are you?
1123
01:00:35,839 --> 01:00:36,805
Oh, God.
1124
01:00:38,358 --> 01:00:40,567
It's almost time for the next lock.
1125
01:00:40,706 --> 01:00:43,191
Bring me the lame one. Yes, sir.
1126
01:00:43,329 --> 01:00:45,124
Are you sure he said Sinaloa cartel?
1127
01:00:45,262 --> 01:00:46,470
Yes, I'm certain.
1128
01:00:46,608 --> 01:00:49,059
And my dad says that they don't leave witnesses.
1129
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:51,337
They don't.
1130
01:00:51,475 --> 01:00:53,719
Come here, let me clean those really crappy stitches.
1131
01:00:56,066 --> 01:00:57,377
Okay. The group that funds that cartel
1132
01:00:57,515 --> 01:00:59,414
is called Europa Dawn.
1133
01:00:59,552 --> 01:01:01,450
And they do things that I don't even want to say
1134
01:01:01,588 --> 01:01:03,211
because it will make you crap your wedding dress.
1135
01:01:03,349 --> 01:01:04,350
Thanks. I really don't want to do that.
1136
01:01:04,488 --> 01:01:05,523
I paid a lot of money for this.
1137
01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:07,042
Well, yeah, and you look really hot in it.
1138
01:01:07,180 --> 01:01:08,492
Oh, thanks.
1139
01:01:08,630 --> 01:01:10,805
Meanwhile, I look like a dancing girl emoji.
1140
01:01:10,943 --> 01:01:13,842
What? I love that emoji. I use it all the time.
1141
01:01:13,980 --> 01:01:15,844
This can't just be about the gold.
1142
01:01:15,982 --> 01:01:16,983
Yes.
1143
01:01:17,121 --> 01:01:18,951
Do you remember Chris? The Best Man?
1144
01:01:19,089 --> 01:01:20,884
The slimy, dripping dog turd?
1145
01:01:21,022 --> 01:01:22,402
Yes, him.
1146
01:01:22,540 --> 01:01:24,404
He seems to think that there might be something in there
1147
01:01:24,542 --> 01:01:27,166
that could help prove that his dad is innocent.
1148
01:01:29,409 --> 01:01:30,479
Oh.
1149
01:01:30,617 --> 01:01:32,550
If there's a record in that vault
1150
01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:34,621
that shows Europa Dawn's activities,
1151
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:36,865
then they're gonna stop at nothing to get it.
1152
01:01:37,003 --> 01:01:38,073
What?
1153
01:01:38,211 --> 01:01:39,730
Oh, God, I bet it's almost time
1154
01:01:39,868 --> 01:01:41,490
for them to open the last lock.
1155
01:01:44,424 --> 01:01:45,943
Ocular scan complete.
1156
01:01:46,081 --> 01:01:47,531
Ryan's ring, if you please.
1157
01:01:47,669 --> 01:01:50,707
Insert key four for full vault access.
1158
01:01:50,845 --> 01:01:53,468
Shit! No way. What?
1159
01:01:53,606 --> 01:01:55,539
They're not gonna open anything without this.
1160
01:01:57,127 --> 01:01:58,611
That's right.
1161
01:01:58,749 --> 01:02:01,234
Never underestimate a blonde, or your last words will be...
1162
01:02:05,031 --> 01:02:07,171
She must have taken it from me in the hallway.
1163
01:02:09,208 --> 01:02:11,210
That crafty blonde minx.
1164
01:02:11,348 --> 01:02:12,280
You lost the ring?
1165
01:02:13,350 --> 01:02:14,731
You lost the ring to the cat lady?
1166
01:02:14,869 --> 01:02:16,146
This is your fault.
1167
01:02:16,284 --> 01:02:17,941
You should have taken it from me in the first place.
1168
01:02:18,079 --> 01:02:20,909
Truth hurts, man. It's your fault...
1169
01:02:21,047 --> 01:02:22,152
One more word from you,
1170
01:02:22,290 --> 01:02:24,810
and I'll gut you like a flapping mackerel.
1171
01:02:24,948 --> 01:02:27,088
You better hope that bridesmaid has my ring.
1172
01:02:33,784 --> 01:02:34,889
Miss Doolan.
1173
01:02:35,924 --> 01:02:37,098
Sam Doolan.
1174
01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:41,274
I'm guessing you've acquired a radio.
1175
01:02:41,412 --> 01:02:44,001
You are a very impressive lady.
1176
01:02:44,139 --> 01:02:46,417
Ideally, I'd interview you for a job,
1177
01:02:46,555 --> 01:02:48,972
but, uh, it's a busy day.
1178
01:02:49,110 --> 01:02:51,319
And I don't have time to ask you where you see yourself
1179
01:02:51,457 --> 01:02:52,699
in the next five years,
1180
01:02:52,838 --> 01:02:54,840
so I'm just gonna kill you.
1181
01:02:55,910 --> 01:02:57,774
Do not respond.
1182
01:02:59,292 --> 01:03:01,329
Kiss my freshly waxed arse.
1183
01:03:07,266 --> 01:03:08,819
It hurt a little bit around my ring piece,
1184
01:03:08,957 --> 01:03:11,477
but I actually love the way it feels.
1185
01:03:11,615 --> 01:03:13,272
Betsy, I need you to stay here in this safe space.
1186
01:03:13,410 --> 01:03:14,342
This is a solo mission.
1187
01:03:15,412 --> 01:03:16,654
Okay? No, Sam, stop!
1188
01:03:17,932 --> 01:03:18,898
Betsy.
1189
01:03:20,417 --> 01:03:21,625
I work better alone.
1190
01:03:22,591 --> 01:03:23,696
No, not all the time. I do!
1191
01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:27,044
No! I am your team.
1192
01:03:27,182 --> 01:03:28,735
My friends are your team.
1193
01:03:28,874 --> 01:03:29,978
You're part of the squad.
1194
01:03:30,116 --> 01:03:32,394
You just... you don't know it yet.
1195
01:03:32,532 --> 01:03:34,603
And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here in some spa,
1196
01:03:34,741 --> 01:03:37,883
while everybody I know and love out there is in danger.
1197
01:03:39,194 --> 01:03:42,853
You and I, we're gonna save everybody together.
1198
01:03:42,991 --> 01:03:43,992
And then I'm gonna go out there
1199
01:03:44,130 --> 01:03:46,408
and I'm gonna marry Ryan's ass.
1200
01:03:46,546 --> 01:03:48,997
I'm gonna marry his ass so hard!
1201
01:03:49,135 --> 01:03:50,965
His ass is gonna be my ass!
1202
01:03:51,103 --> 01:03:52,345
Ryan! Yeah! Yeah! Whoo!
1203
01:03:52,483 --> 01:03:53,588
Whoo!
1204
01:03:53,726 --> 01:03:55,590
Oh, my God, that feels good. Okay. Right.
1205
01:03:55,728 --> 01:03:56,660
Yeah. Okay. We need to plan then.
1206
01:03:56,798 --> 01:03:57,868
Go to the hostages. Okay.
1207
01:03:58,006 --> 01:03:59,352
I'm gonna do something to draw
1208
01:03:59,490 --> 01:04:00,422
all the guards away. Okay.
1209
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:01,734
It's gonna buy you a bit of time.
1210
01:04:01,872 --> 01:04:03,909
When I'm doing that, you take all of the guests
1211
01:04:04,047 --> 01:04:05,738
and you move them as far away as possible.
1212
01:04:05,876 --> 01:04:06,981
Yes.
1213
01:04:07,119 --> 01:04:08,430
And then, do you know who to give this to?
1214
01:04:08,568 --> 01:04:09,569
Uh... Who do I give it to?
1215
01:04:09,707 --> 01:04:10,708
Your father. Yeah, my dad!
1216
01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:12,193
He's a bad arse. Okay. Yeah. Okay.
1217
01:04:12,641 --> 01:04:14,781
Wait!
1218
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:16,369
How are you going to distract the guards?
1219
01:04:17,025 --> 01:04:17,957
Make trouble.
1220
01:04:19,648 --> 01:04:20,649
It's what I do best.
1221
01:04:23,411 --> 01:04:24,377
There she is.
1222
01:04:25,102 --> 01:04:26,069
Let's crush this.
1223
01:04:36,182 --> 01:04:37,252
I saw Sam.
1224
01:04:39,013 --> 01:04:41,118
She was in the kitchen,
1225
01:04:41,256 --> 01:04:42,568
and one of your men started shooting,
1226
01:04:42,706 --> 01:04:45,433
and the next thing, everything exploded.
1227
01:04:45,571 --> 01:04:48,229
I have trouble believing you didn't know her capabilities.
1228
01:04:48,367 --> 01:04:51,232
No, she's not who I thought she was.
1229
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:53,613
She's lethal.
1230
01:04:54,580 --> 01:04:56,582
She is a machine.
1231
01:04:57,963 --> 01:04:58,964
She said...
1232
01:05:01,138 --> 01:05:03,969
"I am vengeance."
1233
01:05:10,078 --> 01:05:12,218
You, join the search,
1234
01:05:12,356 --> 01:05:14,289
find Sam Doolan. Yes, sir.
1235
01:05:17,361 --> 01:05:20,468
And you guys, take these two back to their loving family.
1236
01:05:23,540 --> 01:05:24,644
Okay.
1237
01:05:26,301 --> 01:05:28,165
Honey. Oh, God! Oh, God!
1238
01:05:28,303 --> 01:05:29,891
I love you. I love you. Come on.
1239
01:05:30,029 --> 01:05:31,099
You're so beautiful. You're so amazing.
1240
01:05:31,237 --> 01:05:32,169
I thought you were dead.
1241
01:05:32,307 --> 01:05:33,274
Are you okay?
1242
01:05:36,139 --> 01:05:37,864
Okay. Oh, my God.
1243
01:05:38,003 --> 01:05:40,039
Oh, my God. Let me go!
1244
01:05:40,177 --> 01:05:42,283
Be gentle with him. He's limping.
1245
01:05:42,904 --> 01:05:43,905
Back off.
1246
01:05:45,631 --> 01:05:48,013
Are you just insane? Yeah, yeah, I'm all right.
1247
01:05:48,151 --> 01:05:49,152
Mm!
1248
01:05:49,290 --> 01:05:51,913
God! Guys, guys, guys. Shh.
1249
01:05:52,051 --> 01:05:53,328
Okay, it's all true.
1250
01:05:54,433 --> 01:05:57,298
Sam, she's a total badass secret agent.
1251
01:05:57,436 --> 01:05:58,713
No way. She's alive?
1252
01:05:58,851 --> 01:06:00,646
Why am I not surprised? Yes.
1253
01:06:00,784 --> 01:06:02,372
She can literally pick up anything
1254
01:06:02,510 --> 01:06:03,856
and use it as a weapon.
1255
01:06:03,994 --> 01:06:05,202
That's so cool.
1256
01:06:05,340 --> 01:06:07,032
Yeah. Yes. Then she can save us.
1257
01:06:07,170 --> 01:06:09,551
I hope so. Yes, she can.
1258
01:06:09,689 --> 01:06:11,070
But she needs our help.
1259
01:06:11,208 --> 01:06:12,658
Okay. All right, all right, all right.
1260
01:06:12,796 --> 01:06:14,177
So what's the plan?
1261
01:06:14,315 --> 01:06:16,317
Well, when Sam gives the signal,
1262
01:06:16,455 --> 01:06:17,490
that's when we'll know.
1263
01:06:17,628 --> 01:06:18,767
What is the signal? What's the signal?
1264
01:06:18,905 --> 01:06:19,976
No?
1265
01:06:20,114 --> 01:06:21,529
She's never really been subtle, so...
1266
01:06:21,667 --> 01:06:23,980
Okay, if Sam is going to be...
1267
01:06:24,118 --> 01:06:26,672
is fighting them, then we need a way out that is not
1268
01:06:26,810 --> 01:06:28,812
through a hail of bullets. Yes. Yes.
1269
01:06:28,950 --> 01:06:29,916
Right. Okay.
1270
01:06:31,194 --> 01:06:32,574
But... What do we do?
1271
01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:37,062
We might just have... We might just have...
1272
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:40,444
...a network of secret passages.
1273
01:06:40,582 --> 01:06:41,894
And we... And we...
1274
01:06:42,032 --> 01:06:43,206
What the fuck are they doing?
1275
01:06:43,344 --> 01:06:45,070
Always used it for Grandpapa's...
1276
01:06:45,208 --> 01:06:46,416
For Grandpapa's... ...railroad...
1277
01:06:46,554 --> 01:06:47,762
For his old railroad.
1278
01:06:47,900 --> 01:06:49,522
See, sometimes white people with money...
1279
01:06:49,660 --> 01:06:51,317
Drugs. ...they do weird shit.
1280
01:06:51,455 --> 01:06:52,836
...before the bridge
1281
01:06:52,974 --> 01:06:55,080
washed away! ...bridge washed away!
1282
01:06:55,218 --> 01:06:56,426
Yeah! Yes!
1283
01:06:56,564 --> 01:06:58,186
You trapped me down there. I did.
1284
01:06:58,324 --> 01:07:00,188
When we were kids. Multiple times.
1285
01:07:00,326 --> 01:07:01,431
I was down there. He was so annoying.
1286
01:07:01,569 --> 01:07:02,570
Yeah, I was scared.
1287
01:07:04,158 --> 01:07:06,746
Okay, we need a distraction. Yeah.
1288
01:07:06,884 --> 01:07:09,439
So what are our skills? Oh, so, look, I'm really good
1289
01:07:09,577 --> 01:07:10,957
at faking labor. Okay.
1290
01:07:11,096 --> 01:07:13,201
I've done it, like, twice just to bring Dave.
1291
01:07:13,339 --> 01:07:14,547
He shit his pants the first time.
1292
01:07:14,685 --> 01:07:16,377
Nice.
1293
01:07:16,515 --> 01:07:18,034
Yeah. I don't know what else I can offer you guys,
1294
01:07:18,172 --> 01:07:19,518
besides the fact that I'm a solid 9.5.
1295
01:07:19,656 --> 01:07:21,451
So do with that what you will.
1296
01:07:21,589 --> 01:07:22,866
Agreed. I think you're 10.
1297
01:07:23,004 --> 01:07:24,350
But, you know, I appreciate your modesty.
1298
01:07:24,488 --> 01:07:26,283
That's why you're my bestie.
1299
01:07:26,421 --> 01:07:27,871
Men, watch on your left.
1300
01:07:28,699 --> 01:07:29,666
Eyes open.
1301
01:07:36,224 --> 01:07:37,191
Keep moving.
1302
01:08:07,255 --> 01:08:09,499
She hit the power main.
1303
01:08:09,637 --> 01:08:11,466
You take the north side, we'll take the south side.
1304
01:08:11,604 --> 01:08:13,675
North side, let's go. Everybody, spread out.
1305
01:08:18,715 --> 01:08:20,061
Right, okay, so...
1306
01:08:21,476 --> 01:08:24,169
Yes, pliers. What do we have here?
1307
01:08:24,307 --> 01:08:25,963
Oh. Trigger switch.
1308
01:08:30,451 --> 01:08:31,935
Hey. Right there.
1309
01:08:38,769 --> 01:08:40,771
Huh? Wait!
1310
01:08:45,638 --> 01:08:48,020
What could that be? That's got to be Sam.
1311
01:08:48,158 --> 01:08:49,194
Okay, here we go.
1312
01:08:52,542 --> 01:08:54,371
It's time we start killing some people.
1313
01:08:55,614 --> 01:08:57,788
Beginning with Betsy O'Connell!
1314
01:08:58,824 --> 01:09:01,378
Kill her and you'll never get this!
1315
01:09:03,829 --> 01:09:05,831
Get her! She's got the ring!
1316
01:09:05,969 --> 01:09:08,005
Let's go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
1317
01:09:08,144 --> 01:09:09,800
Excuse me, sir.
1318
01:09:12,182 --> 01:09:14,150
I'm just gonna come out with this.
1319
01:09:14,288 --> 01:09:16,497
The moment you walked through that door,
1320
01:09:17,291 --> 01:09:19,569
oh, I know you felt it.
1321
01:09:19,707 --> 01:09:21,571
The connection between me and you?
1322
01:09:21,709 --> 01:09:23,124
Something serious.
1323
01:09:27,301 --> 01:09:29,475
No, no, no, no, no. Don't look over there.
1324
01:09:29,613 --> 01:09:30,994
Keep your eyes right here.
1325
01:09:31,132 --> 01:09:32,340
Baby's coming! Baby!
1326
01:09:32,478 --> 01:09:34,860
Baby's coming! Okay!
1327
01:09:34,998 --> 01:09:36,551
This wasn't something that I wanted for me,
1328
01:09:36,689 --> 01:09:37,966
but we are here,
1329
01:09:38,104 --> 01:09:40,072
and it is what it is. So what we gonna do about it?
1330
01:09:40,210 --> 01:09:41,177
It's the baby!
1331
01:09:41,315 --> 01:09:44,076
Move away from him!
1332
01:09:44,214 --> 01:09:47,113
Get up now or I'll shoot.
1333
01:09:47,252 --> 01:09:50,013
Do you see Dave right now? He abandoned us.
1334
01:09:56,606 --> 01:09:57,607
Drop it, son.
1335
01:10:01,093 --> 01:10:02,543
I can never like you.
1336
01:10:02,681 --> 01:10:05,373
What's up now, bro? Eh, don't play with us.
1337
01:10:06,857 --> 01:10:08,721
Better. Yeah?
1338
01:10:08,859 --> 01:10:10,861
Better. We can stay married?
1339
01:10:10,999 --> 01:10:12,449
Better. Better. Okay, cool.
1340
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:21,838
Ooh! A flask.
1341
01:10:21,976 --> 01:10:24,185
Don't mind if I do.
1342
01:10:24,323 --> 01:10:26,083
Now, we're having a wedding.
1343
01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:27,223
Here we go.
1344
01:10:37,094 --> 01:10:38,958
We're getting out of here. Follow me. Let's go. Go!
1345
01:10:39,096 --> 01:10:40,236
Let's go, come on!
1346
01:11:01,947 --> 01:11:03,776
Okay, here. Just a little forward.
1347
01:11:55,794 --> 01:11:57,416
Hold up.
1348
01:11:57,554 --> 01:11:59,315
She's using the chocolate fountain as cover.
1349
01:12:00,833 --> 01:12:02,007
Move out.
1350
01:12:02,145 --> 01:12:04,320
She's using the chocolate fountain as cover.
1351
01:12:05,286 --> 01:12:06,252
Move out.
1352
01:12:15,434 --> 01:12:18,023
Okay. Now, I stick it to you.
1353
01:12:24,788 --> 01:12:26,134
Get her zip-tied, Jimmy.
1354
01:12:27,550 --> 01:12:29,793
Finally, back to business.
1355
01:12:29,931 --> 01:12:30,898
Let's move.
1356
01:12:32,900 --> 01:12:36,075
We're almost to the far side of the island.
1357
01:12:36,213 --> 01:12:38,733
It's about a half a mile. Half a mile.
1358
01:12:53,541 --> 01:12:54,922
Who are you, really?
1359
01:12:57,614 --> 01:12:58,788
Interpol?
1360
01:13:00,341 --> 01:13:02,308
With the MI6?
1361
01:13:02,447 --> 01:13:06,416
I mean, what are you and where the hell did you come from?
1362
01:13:08,556 --> 01:13:10,144
Key four accepted.
1363
01:13:13,561 --> 01:13:15,080
Countdown initiated.
1364
01:13:15,218 --> 01:13:16,599
'Cause the strange thing is,
1365
01:13:17,910 --> 01:13:20,982
they always come with overwhelming force.
1366
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:25,297
But, you, that's not your style, is it, Sam?
1367
01:13:25,435 --> 01:13:28,404
No. I think you like doing it all yourself.
1368
01:13:28,542 --> 01:13:30,302
You get off on it, don't you?
1369
01:13:31,786 --> 01:13:34,306
Well, that road's coming to an end now, sweetie.
1370
01:13:34,444 --> 01:13:36,066
Vault is now opening.
1371
01:13:51,703 --> 01:13:54,499
I bet you're sitting here and thinking, "Man,
1372
01:13:54,637 --> 01:13:57,709
"all that time, and I'm about to die.
1373
01:13:57,847 --> 01:14:00,297
"Sure did wish I sinned more."
1374
01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:01,851
Girl, how are you so damn sexy,
1375
01:14:01,989 --> 01:14:04,301
and know me so damn well?
1376
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:06,545
You're in a lot of pain, son.
1377
01:14:06,683 --> 01:14:08,513
But I admire the way you handle it.
1378
01:14:09,168 --> 01:14:10,342
Thanks, Frank.
1379
01:14:11,757 --> 01:14:14,035
Hey, Betsy, your dad just said he admires me.
1380
01:14:14,173 --> 01:14:15,485
Don't push it. Great, babe!
1381
01:14:15,623 --> 01:14:16,935
Hey, you said it.
1382
01:14:17,487 --> 01:14:18,557
No backsies.
1383
01:14:55,594 --> 01:14:57,423
All right, we made it. Watch your step!
1384
01:15:00,910 --> 01:15:02,567
Everybody, head to the beach.
1385
01:15:02,705 --> 01:15:04,672
It's that way. It's a beach.
1386
01:15:04,810 --> 01:15:06,432
So, where... where there's no more land.
1387
01:15:06,571 --> 01:15:09,263
Wait, something's wrong. I just feel it.
1388
01:15:09,401 --> 01:15:11,507
No, I am sure that Sam
1389
01:15:11,645 --> 01:15:13,854
is back there kicking their asses.
1390
01:15:13,992 --> 01:15:16,201
No. Do you remember how I just knew
1391
01:15:16,339 --> 01:15:17,685
she was here helping us somehow?
1392
01:15:17,823 --> 01:15:20,067
No. That was your dad.
1393
01:15:20,205 --> 01:15:21,827
And me. No, it's fine.
1394
01:15:21,965 --> 01:15:23,242
No, no, no, I felt it really deep down.
1395
01:15:23,380 --> 01:15:24,554
No, honey. I did. No, I did.
1396
01:15:24,692 --> 01:15:25,659
I really felt it.
1397
01:15:25,797 --> 01:15:27,384
Okay. Really deep.
1398
01:15:27,523 --> 01:15:29,732
And I feel right now that she needs our help.
1399
01:15:31,734 --> 01:15:33,011
I'm gonna go back in. What?
1400
01:15:33,149 --> 01:15:34,426
You need me.
1401
01:15:34,564 --> 01:15:36,428
I know all of the passages.
1402
01:15:36,566 --> 01:15:38,395
Okay. Me, too. Yeah, me, too.
1403
01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:41,398
Me, too. No, you're way too pregnant.
1404
01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:44,954
And you're too bloody, and you're too drunk.
1405
01:15:45,092 --> 01:15:46,300
Shut your mouth.
1406
01:15:46,438 --> 01:15:47,888
Have you noticed that I get stronger and better
1407
01:15:48,026 --> 01:15:49,268
when I'm drunk? Let's go.
1408
01:15:49,406 --> 01:15:51,408
She does. That is kind of true.
1409
01:15:51,547 --> 01:15:52,996
Okay. I'm not gonna win, am I?
1410
01:15:53,134 --> 01:15:54,135
Wait. What? No.
1411
01:15:54,273 --> 01:15:55,585
Let's do it.
1412
01:15:55,723 --> 01:15:57,242
Okay, let's go. Let's all go! Yes!
1413
01:15:57,380 --> 01:15:59,002
Take care. Yeah.
1414
01:15:59,140 --> 01:16:00,107
Hold on, Dad. That way.
1415
01:16:00,245 --> 01:16:01,695
Just please be careful. I love you.
1416
01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:08,564
You've probably guessed that none of this wealth is for me.
1417
01:16:08,702 --> 01:16:09,668
Really?
1418
01:16:09,806 --> 01:16:11,325
Maybe you should take a bar
1419
01:16:11,463 --> 01:16:13,499
and buy yourself another gold chain.
1420
01:16:17,331 --> 01:16:21,093
It's for your little gang. Europa Dawn?
1421
01:16:21,231 --> 01:16:22,992
That actually sounds more like a cruise ship
1422
01:16:23,130 --> 01:16:24,614
where grandpas get STDs.
1423
01:16:26,754 --> 01:16:29,067
Today's takings will buy politicians
1424
01:16:29,205 --> 01:16:30,586
in a dozen countries.
1425
01:16:31,794 --> 01:16:34,486
And yes, they will pardon Europa Dawn.
1426
01:16:34,624 --> 01:16:36,177
Oh, thank God. Yay.
1427
01:16:36,315 --> 01:16:38,283
But don't think I'm greedy, Sam.
1428
01:16:38,421 --> 01:16:40,906
I just want to free my captured friends.
1429
01:16:41,044 --> 01:16:43,495
I mean, you of anyone should understand that, surely.
1430
01:16:43,633 --> 01:16:45,635
Yeah. I just don't think you understand
1431
01:16:45,773 --> 01:16:48,293
the stress headache a high ponytail gives you.
1432
01:16:50,088 --> 01:16:53,022
As for the politicians that can't be bought,
1433
01:16:53,160 --> 01:16:56,681
something on this is sure to give me a little leverage.
1434
01:16:56,819 --> 01:16:59,235
Yeah, that, that right there, that's the only reason I came.
1435
01:16:59,373 --> 01:17:01,444
That hard drive has all my dad's dealings on it
1436
01:17:01,582 --> 01:17:02,583
to prove his innocence.
1437
01:17:02,721 --> 01:17:05,621
Christopher, your usefulness is over.
1438
01:17:05,759 --> 01:17:07,070
If you ever had any.
1439
01:17:07,208 --> 01:17:09,521
I only brought you here to watch me win.
1440
01:17:09,659 --> 01:17:11,523
And we've done that now. No.
1441
01:17:14,215 --> 01:17:15,907
How does that feel, huh?
1442
01:17:16,045 --> 01:17:18,047
Come on, you want Daddy's hard drive, Christopher?
1443
01:17:19,773 --> 01:17:20,705
Christopher?
1444
01:17:21,602 --> 01:17:22,879
Huh?
1445
01:17:40,586 --> 01:17:41,553
Damn it.
1446
01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:47,007
Come on!
1447
01:17:54,290 --> 01:17:56,533
Jesus!
1448
01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:58,812
Let's bring you up to speed, shall we?
1449
01:18:00,986 --> 01:18:03,230
You're trapped in a whisky still
1450
01:18:03,368 --> 01:18:04,921
where you will die.
1451
01:18:05,059 --> 01:18:07,959
I've planted trackers on a few guests.
1452
01:18:08,097 --> 01:18:10,306
They're all headed to the shoreline now.
1453
01:18:10,444 --> 01:18:12,964
We'll swing by and casually gun down
1454
01:18:13,102 --> 01:18:14,413
every last one of them.
1455
01:18:14,551 --> 01:18:15,725
No witnesses. Oh, he's pissed.
1456
01:18:15,863 --> 01:18:17,037
Company policy.
1457
01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:21,386
I want you to get down there and kill them both.
1458
01:18:21,904 --> 01:18:22,870
Yes, sir.
1459
01:18:28,082 --> 01:18:30,878
Okay. Kurt's gonna blow up this whole house.
1460
01:18:32,259 --> 01:18:33,950
No. No, no, no.
1461
01:18:34,088 --> 01:18:35,538
He just said... No, no.
1462
01:18:35,676 --> 01:18:39,266
He's gonna have a hard time doing that without this. Huh?
1463
01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:00,390
Okay, Chris, you need to cut me loose.
1464
01:19:01,046 --> 01:19:02,427
Uh...
1465
01:19:02,565 --> 01:19:04,705
I don't like it either, but we're both allies right now.
1466
01:19:05,499 --> 01:19:08,364
Yeah. Okay. Uh, all right.
1467
01:19:08,502 --> 01:19:10,607
Almost. Just jiggle it.
1468
01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:12,023
You gotta promise not to hit me.
1469
01:19:12,161 --> 01:19:13,127
I will not hit you.
1470
01:19:13,265 --> 01:19:14,611
Promise? Yeah.
1471
01:19:15,923 --> 01:19:17,373
Okay. There we go.
1472
01:19:17,511 --> 01:19:19,202
All right, got you. There you go.
1473
01:19:19,340 --> 01:19:20,859
You all right?
1474
01:19:20,997 --> 01:19:22,447
Oh-ho-ho!
1475
01:19:23,448 --> 01:19:24,414
Oh, that's what I meant.
1476
01:19:24,552 --> 01:19:25,519
Sam!
1477
01:19:26,658 --> 01:19:28,867
Sam!
1478
01:19:29,799 --> 01:19:30,938
Sam? Sam!
1479
01:19:31,076 --> 01:19:32,008
Oh, my God.
1480
01:19:32,146 --> 01:19:33,423
It's getting so hot.
1481
01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:37,013
She's got to be somewhere in this house.
1482
01:19:37,151 --> 01:19:38,877
But why does your house have to be so big?
1483
01:19:39,015 --> 01:19:41,949
It's not our fault we're rich. We were born that way.
1484
01:19:42,087 --> 01:19:44,503
Okay, wait a minute. Let me just try something.
1485
01:19:47,886 --> 01:19:49,474
Come on, come on.
1486
01:19:49,612 --> 01:19:51,303
Sam? Wait.
1487
01:19:51,441 --> 01:19:53,409
What is that?
1488
01:19:53,547 --> 01:19:54,859
The pipes.
1489
01:20:04,213 --> 01:20:06,042
That's not the pressure. That's Morse code!
1490
01:20:06,180 --> 01:20:07,699
It's Sam!
1491
01:20:07,837 --> 01:20:08,976
The whiskey stills are connected
1492
01:20:09,114 --> 01:20:10,702
to the water supply for when we clean them.
1493
01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:12,359
Let's go! Okay!
1494
01:20:16,501 --> 01:20:18,020
Sam? Oh, God!
1495
01:20:18,158 --> 01:20:19,504
Which one is it? Let's go!
1496
01:20:19,642 --> 01:20:20,988
Okay. No.
1497
01:20:21,126 --> 01:20:22,334
Help!
1498
01:20:22,472 --> 01:20:23,473
Sam!
1499
01:20:25,372 --> 01:20:27,374
She's in here! I found her! Okay!
1500
01:20:27,512 --> 01:20:28,893
Oh, my God, get her out!
1501
01:20:29,031 --> 01:20:31,723
Oh, my God, it's filling up. Emergency stop!
1502
01:20:32,517 --> 01:20:33,552
That says system error.
1503
01:20:33,690 --> 01:20:34,795
Yeah, that's what it should say.
1504
01:20:34,933 --> 01:20:36,970
Be careful. Is there stuff in there?
1505
01:20:37,108 --> 01:20:39,351
Watch out! God!
1506
01:20:43,321 --> 01:20:44,840
Oh, my God, Sam!
1507
01:20:48,913 --> 01:20:51,847
Oh, God, are you hurt? I think the alcohol
1508
01:20:51,985 --> 01:20:53,365
sterilized everything. Oh, God!
1509
01:20:53,503 --> 01:20:54,746
You! Whoa!
1510
01:20:54,884 --> 01:20:56,265
Hey, he already comes pre-punched.
1511
01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:59,164
Okay. Okay.
1512
01:20:59,302 --> 01:21:00,545
We gotta go find Kurt. Okay.
1513
01:21:00,683 --> 01:21:02,719
Yeah. I can't believe the Morse Code worked!
1514
01:21:02,858 --> 01:21:03,928
Let's go! This way!
1515
01:21:06,206 --> 01:21:08,484
Virginia, this stuff is so delicious.
1516
01:21:08,933 --> 01:21:09,899
Bitch.
1517
01:21:20,289 --> 01:21:21,255
The air boats are still there.
1518
01:21:21,393 --> 01:21:22,360
Yeah.
1519
01:21:23,292 --> 01:21:24,880
With all our gold?
1520
01:21:25,018 --> 01:21:26,778
What is it with rich people and gold?
1521
01:21:26,916 --> 01:21:28,918
I was thinking, I'll catch the terrorists.
1522
01:21:29,056 --> 01:21:30,816
Yeah, sure, that too!
1523
01:21:30,955 --> 01:21:33,095
Let's go. No, but you stay here.
1524
01:21:33,233 --> 01:21:35,062
Seriously. Don't follow me. What?
1525
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:38,031
I'm not staying here.
1526
01:21:38,169 --> 01:21:40,343
Me, neither. Okay. I was gonna stay.
1527
01:21:46,108 --> 01:21:47,592
I said stay there! I know.
1528
01:21:47,730 --> 01:21:49,111
I'm doing the exact opposite.
1529
01:21:49,249 --> 01:21:51,216
Help me maneuver this cannon. Okay.
1530
01:21:51,354 --> 01:21:52,355
All right. Where?
1531
01:21:52,493 --> 01:21:53,529
Two o'clock.
1532
01:21:55,703 --> 01:21:57,326
Wait. Okay. Okay. Good. Good, good.
1533
01:21:57,464 --> 01:21:59,086
Got it? Grab me a charger.
1534
01:21:59,224 --> 01:22:00,329
I think I got it!
1535
01:22:00,467 --> 01:22:01,502
Lydia, I'm gonna need your tugging skills.
1536
01:22:01,640 --> 01:22:02,779
Favorite thing to do.
1537
01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:04,160
Cannon charger.
1538
01:22:04,298 --> 01:22:05,990
Zoe, cannonball!
1539
01:22:06,128 --> 01:22:07,163
Oh, God!
1540
01:22:08,337 --> 01:22:10,856
Oh, my God, that was amazing. Okay.
1541
01:22:11,892 --> 01:22:13,031
I'm gonna ram it in.
1542
01:22:13,169 --> 01:22:15,171
Yeah. You got this, ram it!
1543
01:22:15,309 --> 01:22:17,208
Ram it hard! Till it's hard!
1544
01:22:17,346 --> 01:22:18,795
Ready? Go!
1545
01:22:18,934 --> 01:22:20,176
Two, three!
1546
01:22:22,247 --> 01:22:24,594
Go, go, go!
1547
01:22:28,771 --> 01:22:30,186
Let's go! Get out of here!
1548
01:22:30,324 --> 01:22:32,637
Go, go, go!
1549
01:22:32,775 --> 01:22:34,501
We need one more. We need one more!
1550
01:22:34,639 --> 01:22:35,536
Everybody! Okay.
1551
01:22:35,674 --> 01:22:36,675
Come on!
1552
01:22:36,813 --> 01:22:38,194
What the hell are we doing?
1553
01:22:38,332 --> 01:22:40,403
We need something bigger. That's what she said.
1554
01:22:42,440 --> 01:22:43,751
Turn it around, turn it around!
1555
01:22:47,238 --> 01:22:49,033
All right, yep, that's good. That's good.
1556
01:22:49,171 --> 01:22:50,137
Okay.
1557
01:22:54,072 --> 01:22:55,349
Fire at them! Okay!
1558
01:22:57,731 --> 01:22:59,319
Three, two, one.
1559
01:23:04,427 --> 01:23:06,050
Come on. Come on. Oh, my God.
1560
01:23:14,575 --> 01:23:16,922
Take that! Okay, I'm going in.
1561
01:23:17,613 --> 01:23:19,063
Wait! Sam!
1562
01:23:23,412 --> 01:23:24,413
Oh, my God.
1563
01:23:27,485 --> 01:23:29,107
Betsy! Yo!
1564
01:23:29,245 --> 01:23:30,936
Buy me a drink first.
1565
01:23:31,075 --> 01:23:34,561
Sorry. I didn't know I was gonna come in that hard.
1566
01:23:34,699 --> 01:23:35,838
Oh, no, I'm good.
1567
01:23:35,976 --> 01:23:37,219
Yeah. I'm really good.
1568
01:23:37,357 --> 01:23:38,703
Someone has to watch the estate.
1569
01:23:38,841 --> 01:23:40,222
You want me to help you walk up the steps?
1570
01:23:40,360 --> 01:23:41,602
Let's sit down. Again?
1571
01:23:41,740 --> 01:23:43,501
I don't know. I leapt before I looked.
1572
01:23:43,639 --> 01:23:45,089
I said don't follow me!
1573
01:23:45,227 --> 01:23:48,195
But I love you, and I'll follow you anywhere, man!
1574
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:55,099
We're turning up! We're getting out!
1575
01:23:55,237 --> 01:23:56,514
Okay! Here it comes!
1576
01:23:59,586 --> 01:24:01,070
Right. How does this thing work?
1577
01:24:01,208 --> 01:24:03,107
What? I thought secret agents knew how to drive everything.
1578
01:24:03,245 --> 01:24:04,798
Not female secret agents.
1579
01:24:04,936 --> 01:24:06,179
What? I'm just kidding.
1580
01:24:06,317 --> 01:24:07,525
Oh.
1581
01:24:07,663 --> 01:24:08,595
Here we go!
1582
01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:20,814
It's him!
1583
01:24:20,952 --> 01:24:23,403
Which him? The handsome narcissist.
1584
01:24:23,541 --> 01:24:24,956
Chris! Uh...
1585
01:24:25,094 --> 01:24:28,063
Throw something at him. Okay. What do I throw?
1586
01:24:28,201 --> 01:24:29,857
Oh, God. Can I throw this?
1587
01:24:29,995 --> 01:24:31,894
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, throw it! Help.
1588
01:24:32,964 --> 01:24:34,069
Throw it! Throw it! Now what?
1589
01:24:34,207 --> 01:24:36,071
Throw!
1590
01:24:39,591 --> 01:24:41,731
We hate you and you're perfect face!
1591
01:24:46,046 --> 01:24:47,703
I'm gonna line up these machine guns.
1592
01:24:47,841 --> 01:24:49,567
What machine guns?
1593
01:24:49,705 --> 01:24:51,948
These machine guns.
1594
01:24:53,778 --> 01:24:54,779
Oh, my God!
1595
01:25:01,924 --> 01:25:03,374
Go, girl!
1596
01:25:03,512 --> 01:25:05,514
That will teach you to mess with my best friend's wedding!
1597
01:25:06,204 --> 01:25:07,516
Can I do it?
1598
01:25:07,654 --> 01:25:09,104
Can I press the button?
1599
01:25:09,242 --> 01:25:11,347
Well, it's not like everyone gets a turn at a machine gun.
1600
01:25:11,485 --> 01:25:13,970
Please! Please! Just once! All right, go, go, go!
1601
01:25:17,422 --> 01:25:19,631
It feels so good to be a badass!
1602
01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:21,254
Whoo!
1603
01:25:23,359 --> 01:25:25,361
No, he's going through my wedding-themed tents!
1604
01:25:25,499 --> 01:25:26,880
Not the flowers!
1605
01:25:28,537 --> 01:25:31,678
No!
1606
01:25:31,816 --> 01:25:34,198
Oh! Okay, we're gonna jump!
1607
01:25:34,336 --> 01:25:36,096
What? We got this, Bets. All right?
1608
01:25:36,234 --> 01:25:37,856
You make it sound so easy. One...
1609
01:25:37,994 --> 01:25:40,135
Two... Get off!
1610
01:25:41,929 --> 01:25:42,930
Oh, my God!
1611
01:25:45,657 --> 01:25:47,797
Just stop, you annoying woman!
1612
01:25:54,942 --> 01:25:56,358
Nobody does that to my friend.
1613
01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:04,159
That's for screwing Betsy and Ryan's wedding!
1614
01:26:11,442 --> 01:26:12,374
Kick it!
1615
01:26:19,829 --> 01:26:21,348
Whoa! Shit!
1616
01:26:24,420 --> 01:26:26,008
Whoo!
1617
01:26:29,356 --> 01:26:30,323
Hey!
1618
01:26:31,738 --> 01:26:33,602
The hard drive, hand it over.
1619
01:26:34,844 --> 01:26:35,880
Okay, okay.
1620
01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:44,129
Come on. Betsy.
1621
01:26:44,268 --> 01:26:45,441
Yeah? Hold me.
1622
01:26:45,579 --> 01:26:47,892
What? Wait. Is this why you never married?
1623
01:26:49,652 --> 01:26:52,068
Right on time!
1624
01:26:55,244 --> 01:26:56,245
Oh, my God.
1625
01:27:09,845 --> 01:27:13,400
Wow! Is that Virginia? That's so Virginia.
1626
01:27:13,538 --> 01:27:15,402
Mm-hmm. It's over the top.
1627
01:27:16,576 --> 01:27:18,129
Hey, Sam. Yeah?
1628
01:27:18,267 --> 01:27:20,442
I think you just saved my life.
1629
01:27:20,580 --> 01:27:23,168
I think we both saved both of our lives.
1630
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:27,345
I can't believe that you're still wearing that.
1631
01:27:27,483 --> 01:27:28,450
Of course.
1632
01:27:39,564 --> 01:27:41,635
Virginia's not gonna like that.
1633
01:27:41,773 --> 01:27:43,119
Done like a dinner.
1634
01:27:43,258 --> 01:27:45,432
But at least my wedding is lit.
1635
01:27:49,402 --> 01:27:50,506
Ryan.
1636
01:27:50,644 --> 01:27:51,887
Oh, God, where's Ryan? They're over there.
1637
01:27:52,025 --> 01:27:53,509
Where? Ryan!
1638
01:27:53,647 --> 01:27:54,752
Betsy!
1639
01:27:54,890 --> 01:27:56,374
What happened to Chris?
1640
01:27:56,512 --> 01:27:59,998
His attractive Teflon face just went down with a boat.
1641
01:28:00,136 --> 01:28:02,760
I have a mixture of emotions, but my biggest one is "yay."
1642
01:28:02,898 --> 01:28:04,313
Yeah.
1643
01:28:04,451 --> 01:28:06,142
It's okay. You're gonna be okay.
1644
01:28:06,281 --> 01:28:07,316
Ew. What is that smell?
1645
01:28:07,454 --> 01:28:09,629
Oh. These are my spanks.
1646
01:28:09,767 --> 01:28:11,009
But it's okay. Okay.
1647
01:28:11,147 --> 01:28:12,356
Yeah, that's fine. It's... Okay.
1648
01:28:12,494 --> 01:28:13,598
Just don't put it in my mouth, okay?
1649
01:28:13,736 --> 01:28:14,668
Okay, sorry.
1650
01:28:18,810 --> 01:28:21,779
They're here! See? Yeah! That's great!
1651
01:28:22,607 --> 01:28:25,507
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1652
01:28:25,645 --> 01:28:28,510
How's it going, guys? Did you have a good flight?
1653
01:28:28,648 --> 01:28:30,684
It could've been, like, 45 minutes earlier,
1654
01:28:30,822 --> 01:28:33,480
but this is, yeah, great timing.
1655
01:28:33,618 --> 01:28:35,171
All right, boys and girls, attention.
1656
01:28:35,310 --> 01:28:36,863
We are the Five Eyes Agency.
1657
01:28:37,001 --> 01:28:38,761
The situation is now under our control.
1658
01:28:38,899 --> 01:28:39,900
It's fine, it's fine.
1659
01:28:40,038 --> 01:28:41,695
I mean, these girls have got it on.
1660
01:28:41,833 --> 01:28:43,318
You know, this is my first wedding.
1661
01:28:44,042 --> 01:28:45,389
Really? Yeah.
1662
01:28:45,527 --> 01:28:46,735
I've been to a bunch of weddings.
1663
01:28:46,873 --> 01:28:48,184
Really? How so?
1664
01:28:48,323 --> 01:28:50,325
I'm a wedding singer when I'm not doing this.
1665
01:28:50,463 --> 01:28:52,119
Yeah? It's really good.
1666
01:28:53,569 --> 01:28:57,262
How come, out of everyone, you two survived?
1667
01:28:57,401 --> 01:29:01,853
Yeah, Edgar, it looks like... she handled it all by herself.
1668
01:29:01,991 --> 01:29:03,441
You guys got it all figured out.
1669
01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:06,824
I love you. Come right back, okay?
1670
01:29:09,136 --> 01:29:10,483
See ya, tote scrotes.
1671
01:29:13,175 --> 01:29:15,660
Yeah, take a good look. Keep walking.
1672
01:29:16,834 --> 01:29:18,525
Well, this is all lovely.
1673
01:29:18,663 --> 01:29:20,493
What do you say we round up those guests,
1674
01:29:20,631 --> 01:29:21,701
pop back into the tunnel
1675
01:29:21,839 --> 01:29:24,255
and get on with the wedding? Shall we?
1676
01:29:24,393 --> 01:29:27,810
Actually, can we just do it here?
1677
01:29:27,948 --> 01:29:30,434
I mean, Ryan can't really walk.
1678
01:29:30,572 --> 01:29:32,988
And I really wanted a simple wedding to begin with anyway.
1679
01:29:33,126 --> 01:29:36,509
I think I just should have said it a little louder.
1680
01:29:36,647 --> 01:29:39,788
Very well. I'll... I'll start planning immediately.
1681
01:29:39,926 --> 01:29:41,514
Ryan loves trains.
1682
01:29:41,652 --> 01:29:46,691
Virginia, Thank you so much, but I got it from here.
1683
01:29:48,141 --> 01:29:51,420
Aw. It's like a Hallmark Christmas movie.
1684
01:29:51,558 --> 01:29:53,560
And now, by the powers vested in me,
1685
01:29:53,698 --> 01:29:55,942
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
1686
01:29:56,080 --> 01:29:58,082
You may kiss the bride.
1687
01:30:03,259 --> 01:30:04,433
Oh, God. Jesus Christ!
1688
01:30:04,571 --> 01:30:06,539
Not again!
1689
01:30:06,677 --> 01:30:08,195
What is he... I thought he was dead.
1690
01:30:09,265 --> 01:30:10,543
He looks bad.
1691
01:30:19,759 --> 01:30:20,898
Give me the hard drive.
1692
01:30:21,692 --> 01:30:22,624
Give me the hard drive.
1693
01:30:23,590 --> 01:30:25,523
Chris. Come on.
1694
01:30:25,661 --> 01:30:28,112
Our analysts have checked the files already.
1695
01:30:28,250 --> 01:30:30,804
It's true. Your dad worked for terrorists and warlords.
1696
01:30:30,942 --> 01:30:32,461
No.
1697
01:30:32,599 --> 01:30:34,739
Come on, man, you must know deep down.
1698
01:30:41,746 --> 01:30:42,678
I'm sorry.
1699
01:30:44,266 --> 01:30:47,580
Yeah, this absolutely sucks.
1700
01:30:51,687 --> 01:30:52,792
Okay, take him away.
1701
01:30:52,930 --> 01:30:55,139
Get him out of here.
1702
01:30:56,174 --> 01:30:57,659
You got this! All right!
1703
01:31:00,075 --> 01:31:01,317
All right, okay, the wedding.
1704
01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:03,181
Okay! Okay!
1705
01:31:03,319 --> 01:31:04,804
Let's try that kiss again.
1706
01:31:04,942 --> 01:31:05,943
Yeah. Yeah.
1707
01:31:06,840 --> 01:31:07,841
Yeah!
1708
01:31:11,811 --> 01:31:12,777
I love you. I love you.
1709
01:31:12,915 --> 01:31:14,952
Oh, my God! Okay, ladies.
1710
01:31:15,090 --> 01:31:17,437
Come on, before anybody else comes and interrupts.
1711
01:31:17,575 --> 01:31:18,645
Amazing.
1712
01:31:18,783 --> 01:31:21,441
Okay? Okay!
1713
01:31:21,579 --> 01:31:24,133
Want me to catch it? Okay. Watch me.
1714
01:31:26,860 --> 01:31:29,518
You're already married. Aren't we?
1715
01:31:29,656 --> 01:31:32,556
Okay, ladies, Come on. Come on, squad, let's do this.
1716
01:31:32,694 --> 01:31:33,729
Are you ready?
1717
01:31:33,867 --> 01:31:35,490
Yeah! Okay!
1718
01:31:36,111 --> 01:31:38,631
One, two, three!
1719
01:31:49,573 --> 01:31:50,850
Oh, my God! Oh!
1720
01:31:53,335 --> 01:31:54,750
Well, I always wanted to redecorate.
1721
01:31:54,888 --> 01:31:56,890
That was a huge explosion. What just happened?
1722
01:31:57,028 --> 01:31:58,409
I don't know, it just...
1723
01:31:58,547 --> 01:32:00,549
It connected with this, and I just...
1724
01:32:00,687 --> 01:32:02,862
You just did that with the thing?
1725
01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:05,416
Oh. It's okay.
1726
01:32:08,626 --> 01:32:09,662
I'm sorry.
1727
01:32:15,530 --> 01:32:17,601
To the baddest bridesmaids ever!
1728
01:32:17,739 --> 01:32:19,741
Hear, hear. All right, Frank.
1729
01:32:19,879 --> 01:32:21,363
Thank you, Dad. Love you.
1730
01:32:21,501 --> 01:32:23,020
I love you!
1731
01:32:23,158 --> 01:32:25,885
Okay. And now it's time for a speech
1732
01:32:26,023 --> 01:32:27,990
from the Maid of Honor.
1733
01:32:29,405 --> 01:32:31,200
Which was me.
1734
01:32:32,408 --> 01:32:35,619
But I think
1735
01:32:35,757 --> 01:32:40,106
all of us here can agree that, today, the real Maid of Honor
1736
01:32:40,244 --> 01:32:42,177
is Sam. Sam!
1737
01:32:42,315 --> 01:32:43,765
Speech! Speech.
1738
01:32:44,628 --> 01:32:45,594
Make it a long one.
1739
01:32:50,461 --> 01:32:52,636
Okay. Hi, I'm Sam.
1740
01:32:52,774 --> 01:32:54,534
Hi, Sam! Hi, Sam!
1741
01:32:54,672 --> 01:32:58,089
I've been to some weddings, five of my own mother's.
1742
01:32:59,332 --> 01:33:02,577
But, this would have to be the best one.
1743
01:33:03,439 --> 01:33:04,544
And I will tell you why.
1744
01:33:04,682 --> 01:33:06,753
Because from what I've seen today,
1745
01:33:06,891 --> 01:33:09,376
Betsy and Ryan, you are the real thing.
1746
01:33:11,413 --> 01:33:15,072
And I know you're going to be an amazing wife,
1747
01:33:15,210 --> 01:33:17,937
because you give everyone in your orbit
1748
01:33:18,075 --> 01:33:19,076
the most amazing love.
1749
01:33:22,079 --> 01:33:23,943
And I'm so happy that, now,
1750
01:33:24,081 --> 01:33:25,945
you're gonna radiate it all over Ryan.
1751
01:33:26,083 --> 01:33:28,395
All over him.
1752
01:33:28,533 --> 01:33:30,087
To Betsy and Ryan!
1753
01:33:35,299 --> 01:33:36,818
And, Betsy...
1754
01:33:37,335 --> 01:33:38,336
Yeah?
1755
01:33:38,474 --> 01:33:40,373
You're my oldest, dearest friend.
1756
01:33:42,513 --> 01:33:44,101
You've always had my back.
1757
01:33:46,310 --> 01:33:49,762
I was such a loser for not always remembering that.
1758
01:33:52,799 --> 01:33:55,319
So I just want to say that I love you.
1759
01:33:55,457 --> 01:33:57,632
I love you so much.
1760
01:33:59,495 --> 01:34:02,188
I missed you. I really missed you.
1761
01:34:04,673 --> 01:34:07,193
Okay. All right. I feel so much better now,
1762
01:34:07,331 --> 01:34:09,471
like a weight has been lifted off my ample chest.
1763
01:34:09,609 --> 01:34:11,300
Yes, girl.
1764
01:34:12,129 --> 01:34:13,302
But one more thing.
1765
01:34:13,440 --> 01:34:16,478
If anybody ever mentions that I'm a secret agent,
1766
01:34:16,616 --> 01:34:18,963
we will rendition you to one of our many unnamed bases.
1767
01:34:19,101 --> 01:34:20,033
Yeah. Okay?
1768
01:34:20,171 --> 01:34:21,517
It's true.
1769
01:34:24,382 --> 01:34:26,246
I don't want to get renditioned.
1770
01:34:26,384 --> 01:34:27,869
It's all right. We'll just say nothing.
1771
01:34:28,007 --> 01:34:31,838
That said, let's dance!
1772
01:34:31,976 --> 01:34:34,151
Yeah!
1773
01:34:37,050 --> 01:34:39,743
Yeah! Yeah, we did it!
1774
01:34:56,345 --> 01:34:57,346
Yeah!
1775
01:36:46,179 --> 01:36:47,525
Ready? Are you guys ready?
1776
01:36:50,563 --> 01:36:52,599
Okay, go. And, action!
1777
01:36:52,737 --> 01:36:54,567
She's not who I thought she was.
1778
01:36:57,535 --> 01:36:59,986
me. Sorry. Sorry. What is the next line?
1779
01:37:01,160 --> 01:37:03,576
Ripping should be, anyway. So, great.
1780
01:37:03,714 --> 01:37:05,302
We'll get this boy wrapped.
1781
01:37:19,040 --> 01:37:22,181
That one looks like a bald Austin Mahone.
1782
01:37:22,319 --> 01:37:24,045
Mm. Mm-mm.
1783
01:37:24,183 --> 01:37:26,012
He could touchdown in my court.
1784
01:37:26,150 --> 01:37:27,842
Girl, you are pregnant and married.
1785
01:37:29,050 --> 01:37:31,362
Okay, strap on. Strap on?
1786
01:37:31,500 --> 01:37:33,364
Bring your strap on.
1787
01:37:33,502 --> 01:37:35,435
This is a professional work environment, Nadine.
1788
01:37:35,573 --> 01:37:37,575
Bring your strap on and save it for the cake.
1789
01:37:38,887 --> 01:37:40,268
I can't believe my wedding
1790
01:37:40,406 --> 01:37:43,098
was the least interesting thing that happened today.
1791
01:37:51,417 --> 01:37:52,694
That was so good.
1792
01:38:01,254 --> 01:38:03,118
Ow!
1793
01:38:03,256 --> 01:38:04,430
Sorry. That was hard.
1794
01:38:04,568 --> 01:38:06,466
Right in the vagina. Okay.
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