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Hey, what's with the robe? It's two in
the afternoon.
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Judy, you forget, starting today, I'm on
vacation.
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Up here, I'm on a beautiful tropical
island, and you're the native innkeeper.
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Has your underwear gone on vacation,
too?
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The airline lost my bag.
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No, it's pretty much right there.
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Don't get too comfortable. I need you to
pick up the dry cleaning.
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I can barely understand your broken
English, but yes, a massage after lunch
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should be just fine.
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Oh, look, Lauren got a mini -me.
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Look at this. We went shopping for new
school clothes, and she bought the exact
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same stuff I did.
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That's because I look up to you, and
you're my hero.
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No, you're just doing it to bug me. And
it's working.
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Colorful chatter of the local urchins.
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Come back later and I'll let one of you
bead my hair.
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Mom!
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Fancy! Shut up!
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What are you doing?
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It's called raking.
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You bored?
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Yeah.
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Well, let's see. I got the windows to
wash, the hedges to trim, four loads of
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laundry. So, when do you think you'll be
making lunch?
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Why don't you go introduce yourself to
the guy who's moving in next door?
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New people?
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I don't know.
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We'll meet him eventually when he finds
out where you've been dumping your motor
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oil.
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That's not helping.
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You're right. Leaves are boring.
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We got any firecrackers? That's it.
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losers home in the middle of the day.
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Hello? Hi.
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We want to welcome you to the
neighborhood. I'm Judy Miller.
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And this is?
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Bill Miller.
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Hi, I'm Kyle Polsky. Oh, look, Bill.
Kyle's wearing a Cubs hat.
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I bet he likes baseball.
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You like baseball, too.
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baseball.
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So, uh, Polsky.
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Is that like Polsky beer?
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Yeah, that's my family's business. My
grandfather was Adolphus Polsky.
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Wow, really?
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You're a Polsky beer, Polsky?
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Do you, uh, do you run the company?
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No, I let my brothers do that, but I
have a very important duty.
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Really? What's that?
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Staying home and not causing another
shareholder's revolt.
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So, you don't work at all?
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Nope. And I get all my beer for free.
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Cool.
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I love beer and I hate to work, too.
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Cool. You want to come over? I'm
building a wiffle ball court. Wiffle
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I love beer.
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Can I go, Judy?
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Please? Please? Just be home before the
streetlights come on. Judy, I'm not a
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kid. Hey, Kyle, wait up!
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Go change. I'm tired of you copying me.
I'm not copying you. Look, I'm wearing a
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scarf belt.
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Yeah? Well, that's stupid.
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Uh, actually, that's kind of in right
now. I thought in this month's Vogue.
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Vogue? What?
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Sometimes they wear see -through stuff
and those studios can be very cold.
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Look, you guys don't know anything about
fashion.
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Ooh, Tina, cute outfit.
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Love the scarf belt.
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It is what the really hot models are
wearing on the runways in Milan.
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Oh, that reminds me, Brian. I want my
Vogue back.
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Or do I?
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Yeah, I could do that look. I have that
same scarf.
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You have that same scarf.
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Hi!
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Hi! Hey, hey, hey!
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What's the hurry?
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Me and Kyle were playing and the wiffle
ball got stuck up in a tree.
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I got to use this football to get it
back down.
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Bill, wait.
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Well, I'm really happy for you that you
made a new friend, but can you talk to
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me for like two minutes?
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Okay.
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So, what else do you do at Kyle's house
besides playing wiffle ball? Oh, his
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house is awesome.
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There's this great bar on the patio with
a couple of big screen TVs. There's a
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pool table in the living room. Sounds
cool.
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You wouldn't like it, but hey, hey,
look, the new... Fashion Monthly's in.
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Ooh, Kate Hudson and peasant blouses are
back.
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Oh, oh, that's him chirping me right
now.
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Bill, did you find the football?
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Over.
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Walkie talkies.
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Kyle's idea, you know, for emergencies.
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Got the football right here. Over.
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Great. Did you ask your wife about
Vegas?
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Over.
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What about Vegas?
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He asked me if I wanted to go to Vegas
with him. He's getting a suite at the
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Bellagio, but I told him you probably
wouldn't let me. That's not fair. Don't
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make me sound like the enemy of fun.
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Oh, so I can go? It's only for two
weeks. What? No!
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You can't go, but don't make me the
heavy. It's because you have to work on
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Monday. Oh, I hate work.
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Why did I marry for looks instead of
money?
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Why did I marry for neither?
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The scoreboard's up. Over.
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the scoreboards up.
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Scoreboard? What scoreboard?
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What the fuck?
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I know.
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It's amazing, isn't it? It's the
original scoreboard from Polsky Field.
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just sitting in a warehouse at the
brewery.
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Why didn't they just move the whole
brewery back there, too?
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Oh, God.
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Judy has a great idea. Over.
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Look, I'm not trying to be unreasonable
here, okay? The guy can have a
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scoreboard, but does it have to be big
enough to bungee off of?
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You can't bungee off of it.
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You know, maybe it is a little big.
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Oh, so can you please ask him to take it
down? I would do it myself, but you
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already made him think I'm the fun
crusher.
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You're not the fun crusher.
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I'll tell him.
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Although the news may go down easier if
we're sipping drinks poolside at the
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Bellagio.
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Or I could just tell him now.
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Big.
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Really big. Over.
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Well, me and Bill were hoping you could
get maybe a smaller scoreboard.
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Well, that's weird, because me and Bill
were really excited about it, right,
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Bill?
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Yeah, but now that we're out here
looking at it, it's pretty overwhelming,
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right, Bill?
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That's what's great about it. Yeah, that
is what's great about it.
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Come on, it's baseball, it's apple pie,
it's America.
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You love America, don't you, Judy?
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Of course she loves America, and I love
all pies.
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Well, then we're good then.
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Hey, I'm good. It was more of Judy's
thing.
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Hey, I got some of my mateys. Let's blow
up some wiffle balls.
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Can I, Judy? Okay, bye!
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Thanks for handling that, Bill!
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Marriage is a partnership!
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Are
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you
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still mad at me?
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Yeah.
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Would you be a little less mad at me if
you knew I washed all the dishes and put
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them away?
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No.
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Then I'm glad I didn't do that.
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You totally sold me out to Kyle today,
Bill. It was humiliating. I was just
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being friendly. You're the one who
wanted me to make friends with Kyle.
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I want you to make friends with him, not
fall in love with him.
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Stupid. We're not in love.
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Why, did he say something?
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Hey, Steve, you got a man crush.
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Kyle and I may be good friends, but I'd
hardly say I have a man crush.
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What is that?
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What? Oh, Kyle printed these up and I
ironed them onto T -shirts.
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You ironed for him?
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You never ironed anything for me.
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Would it make you less angry if tomorrow
I did all the ironing?
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Yes. Crap.
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Look.
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I'm sorry. I just got a little carried
away.
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But you're still more important to me
than anybody in this whole world.
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I appreciate that.
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But, Bill, if something like this comes
up again, I need to know that you're
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going to be on my side. I will. I will.
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I'm a little ashamed of myself.
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And now, if you're up for it, I'd like
to be a lot ashamed of myself.
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You know what? I'm tired. Maybe in the
morning.
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Finally, I thought morning would never
come.
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It's not morning.
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It's a blinding light coming from the
neighbor's yard. Oh, my God, it's that
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stupid scoreboard.
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Welcome to the first night game here at
the new Posty Field.
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Oh, my God, Bill, he's not going to
start having night games. That's crazy.
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are we supposed to ever sleep?
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You're right. I love the guy, but this
has gone too far. I've got to work in
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morning. I'm going to go over there and
tell him to turn that damn thing off.
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You're my man.
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What is that?
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Are there flying saucers?
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I knew it. I knew this day would come
and you all laughed at me.
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Just give him a minute. He has a pack of
inhalers.
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It's not a flying saucer. It's just the
lights from Mr.
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Polsky's yard.
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How are we supposed to sleep?
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The lights will be turned off in a
minute, honey. Your father's over there
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now.
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Hey,
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Linda. Hey, what's going on?
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Kind of looking for some fashion advice.
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Oh, you want my advice?
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Oh, God, no.
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Where's Tina?
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Uh, I think she already left for school.
What, you're actually taking fashion
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advice from Tina?
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Well, yeah. I mean, believe it or not,
that little torp has an amazing sense of
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style.
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Yeah, I started copying her, and then
all my friends started copying me.
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It's what makes me unique.
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Hey, come on. No, listen to yourself.
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You've got your own wonderful sense of
style. You get that from me.
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I've always dressed exactly the way I've
wanted to, and I've never cared what
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people thought.
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Obviously.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Nothing. It's just it kind of looks like
you're wearing Grandma's bedspread.
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I knew it was too busy.
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I knew it. The salesman and Marshall
Fields lied. The gays hate me!
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Well, I think I'm going to drop by
Tina's school and see what she's
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It's okay, I can drop you.
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I can stop by the mall and give the evil
eye to a certain queer guy.
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Hey, I, uh, no, I just slept on the
couch. The game went late, and I didn't
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to disturb you.
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Honey, the only thing that disturbs me
is that I'm still in this marriage.
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I asked you to go over there to turn the
lights off, and you ended up playing
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till what? Two in the morning?
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Uh, honey, honey, I'm sorry. I didn't...
You know what, Bill? I am not angry,
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okay? I don't want to hear it. I'm just
resigned to the fact that I cannot
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compete with your man love for Kyle.
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Well, don't say that. You're still in
the game.
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Oh, you just might have to work a little
harder, that's all. I mean, for
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instance, you did mention something
about this morning.
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Sure, Bill.
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Let's go.
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Maybe later.
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Oh,
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the slides are off.
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Tried to chirp you on the walkie -talkie
to tell you.
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Yeah, I guess I forgot to turn it on.
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Bill, what if it was an emergency?
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Okay, I'm going to have to get us both
flare guns.
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Cool. Oh, I almost forgot.
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This is your invitation to the VIP
brewery tour tomorrow night.
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We're introducing a new beer.
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A tour of the brewery, and I got a
golden ticket.
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But there's no way I can use it. Judy's
still mad at me for last night. You
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know, she sort of thinks I like you more
than her.
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What are you talking about?
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It's not like we're boyfriends.
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You just like to come over and play with
my junk.
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Yeah, well, it was my fault. I haven't
really backed her up on the whole
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scoreboard thing. She wanted me to get
you to take it down.
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Well, it's coming down anyway.
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What? Some guy from the city came by
this morning and ordered me to get rid
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it. Something about the glare, messing
with the planes, coming into O 'Hare.
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Wow.
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So anyway, some guys are coming tomorrow
to take it down. I wish I'd known. I
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could have taken credit for it.
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Hey, you still can.
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Come over tomorrow with Judy and demand
that I take it down.
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And I'll say, no way, chump. And you'll
say, you better, because the lady don't
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like it, neither does the man.
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And, uh, who's the man?
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You. You're the man. Oh, cool.
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Cool.
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Are you sure this is what you're going
to wear to school today?
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Yep.
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Sure?
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I'm positive.
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Okay. I can't wait to see what my
friends are going to think.
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Oh,
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that's right. Your school...
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having wacky clothes and hair day.
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You're going to get a lot of laughs.
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I'm not the only one.
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I'm tired of this, Polsky. I demand that
you take this scoreboard down.
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No way, chump. Who the hell are you
calling a chump?
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You better take that ugly thing down
because the lady don't like it and
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does the man.
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And you're the man?
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Oh, Judy, I'm sorry you had to hear
this. I'm just telling Kyle exactly what
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can do with that stupid scoreboard.
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What are you going to do to me if I
don't?
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You're going to get up in my grill
pretty bad, aren't you? Yeah.
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Well, let me tell you something, Miller.
That scoreboard's not going anywhere.
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You can stay until you're blue in the
face. It's not budging one inch. I don't
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care what your wife says.
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It's not just my wife. It's both of us.
We're a team.
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And I don't care if you don't want to be
friends with me anymore. I like playing
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with my wife's junk a lot more than I
like playing with your junk. And if you
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saw her junk, you'd know exactly what I
mean.
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Scoreboard's gone. That's right, honey.
It's as good as gone.
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No, it's gone.
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That's more like it, Polsky.
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Bill. It was obvious it was already
coming down.
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Sorry, buddy.
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When they say they're going to be here
between nine and one, who expects them
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nine?
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So this whole fight was some show for my
benefit? What is this, some big joke?
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Why? Do you think it's funny?
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You two suck.
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Boy, you got your hands full with that
one.
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Glad I'm not married to her. Hey, it's
not Judy's fault.
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All I'm saying is she seems like a lot
of work. No, no, I'm a lot of work.
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a saint.
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One of your hotter saints.
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Bill, whose side are you on?
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Look, Kyle, you and I are friends, and I
couldn't be happier that you moved in
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next door, but don't ever think you can
talk about my wife like that. She's the
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most important thing in the world to me.
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Okay, I get it.
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I crossed the line.
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I apologize.
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You still coming with me to the brewery
tonight?
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You know what?
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I really think I'd rather spend an
evening at home with my wife.
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And kids?
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No, just the wife.
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You're lucky you have someone you feel
that way about.
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I just hope that one day I'll be mature
enough to have a relationship like that.
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So,
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you think I'm a hot saint, huh?
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You heard that?
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Every word.
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Thank you.
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It's beautiful.
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Especially the part about how you want
to spend time with me and not the kids.
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And I meant that. Thank you.
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I just feel terrible we had our first
big fight.
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What do you mean? We've had hundreds of
fights.
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Talking about me and Kyle.
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Yes, yes, I'm here, and I'm friendly.
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I'll be there in ten minutes.
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Be ready to go.
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Okay, I just have to say goodbye to the
family and pack my inhaler.
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