All language subtitles for still_standing_s03e15_single

Man, this is horrible.

Don't worry. The McRib will come back.
It always does.

Oh, Aerosmith's coming to town and
they're already sold out.

Oh, man.

You used to be able to score tickets,
sneak backstage.

Why can't we still be those people?

Mom!

Oh, yeah, them.

Mom. Mom, Tina used up all my new hair
gel.

No, I didn't. Tina, get down here now.

Yes, ma 'am.

Did you get into your sister's hair gel?

No.

Then why is your hair sticking straight
up?

It's not a monster.

You stay out of your sister's stuff.

And you, why do you keep your stuff
where she can get at it?

Because she's stupid.

Oh, you want me to make you cry again?

You didn't make me cry. I was allergic
to the hand cream that you had on your

fist. You want to test that theory?
Because I'm not wearing any right now.

Huh?

how cute they used to be. I've hurt you
so bad!

Nah. Me neither.

I'm still in love with you today cause
you make me happy!

Fire shot!

Three in a row! That kid could save the
Bulls this season.

I wish he could save my marriage.

Oh, come on, buddy. Try to forget about
your divorce for a minute and enjoy the

game. Yeah, you're right.

Guys, tell me the truth. Am I a sexy
man?

Because according to Marion, our sex
life was less than... Oh, look, we're

of chips.

I'll get them.

You don't know where they are. I'll make
them if I have to. My house, my chicks.

She said I didn't have a tender touch.

I mean, isn't that tender to you?

How's Fitz holding up out there?

He's holding up my enjoyment of the
game.

Geez, Bill, he's your best friend.

Yeah, it's your job to help him through
this divorce.

Oh, I guess you're right. He's always
been there for me.

I'm gonna go out there and try to make
him feel better, even if it takes me all

night. He's gone. Yes!

You two are unbelievable.

We need to call him up and bring him
over some dinner. I can't stand the idea

Fitz eating alone in some crummy
apartment. It's pathetic.

Not so bad.

Before I got engaged to Perry, I used to
eat alone all the time.

Well, me and my cat.

You know, then at bedtime, I'd yell,
Nathaniel, it's time for the cat's

We laughed.

Oh, my God. We got to get over there
before Fitz throws himself in front of a

bus like her cat did.

Oh, hey, guys.

This is where you get to live when you
get a divorce.

Judy, I want a divorce.

Me, too.

It's not my place. I'm just house
-sitting for my cousin.

But it's nice of you guys to come by to
keep me company.

Well, Fitz, we know you're down, and
there's nothing more important than...

crap, look at this view!

Yeah, and there's an indoor pool on the
roof and a bar downstairs.

If you want, I could give you a key.

Really? Sure.

Yeah, it'd be nice to have some friendly
faces around.

Like last night, I was in the den
shooting pool, and I couldn't stop

about how empty my life is. Now, Fitz,
hold it right there.

You have a pool table?

Fitz, you'll have to forgive Bill. Some
men aren't good at expressing their

feelings. Oh, my God! You got a pool
table and a pinball machine?

I love you.

I can't believe you got such a great bar
right in your building. Judy, can we

have a bar in our house?

Yeah, you need to drink more.

There's a lot of good -looking women
here, Fitz, huh?

I don't think I'm up for talking to
anybody.

I feel like I'm cheating on Marion.

Stop thinking like that. You're single
now.

You're a fun, attractive guy that no
woman can resist.

Now let's find a gal with a bunch of
empties in front of her.

How about that?

What am I going to say?

Hey, I'm Fitz the Loser here with my
married friends.

My wife didn't want me. Do you?

If we can jazz that up a little, huh?

Oh, I got it. Why don't we all take off
our wedding rings and pretend we're

single? I'll go over there and make
friends with her. Then we'll come back

check out a couple of hot guys.

I'm talking about you two.

Here it goes.

I feel naked without my ring on.

And the good kind of naked, not the
staring in the mirror wondering what the

hell went wrong kind.

Can I sit here?

Oh, please do.

That way I won't look so desperately
single.

Tell me about it. It's impossible to
find a decent guy in this city.

Can I buy you a drink? Get lost.

By the way, I'm Judy.

Oh, Denise.

So, do you live in the building, too?

No, I'm just a single gal cruising for
some action. Oh, ding, ding, ding,

jackpot. Look at those two hotties over
there.

The dumb -looking ones?

Uh, yeah.

I, uh, I like them dumb.

What can I say? I'm a dummy chaser.

You know, now that you mention it, the
one in the red shirt is kind of cute.

Oh, can I have dips on him? He looks
even dumber.

Uh,

mind if we join you?

Sure, why not? We're single.

Two single guys out on the town.

I'm Judy. This is Denise.

I'm Fitz, and this is my friend Rick.

People call me Bill.

So, you guys from around here? I live in
the building.

Oh, so do I.

Well, look at that.

You guys are neighbors.

Well, Fitz, why don't you be a good
neighbor and buy Denise a drink?

That would be nice.

Really? I never thought anybody as
attractive as you would ever be

I mean, you're not a guy, are you?

You're really bad at this, aren't you?

Come on, I'll buy you a drink.

Oh, thanks.

So that's a no on the whole guy thing.
Yeah.

Well, I guess that fits taken care of.
What do you want to do now?

Oh, it's getting late, you know, and
I've got to give Tina her bath, help

with her homework. Plus, I'm sure
Linda's itching to leave. Yeah, you're

Maybe we should go home.

Or...

the sign of a quality carpet.

Who would have thought an innocent game
of strip pool could lead to this?

I did. I threw the game.

Man, what a night.

A sauna, a steak, champagne.

And we're not even through the S's.

Oh, I don't mean to sound insensitive,
but Fitz is getting a divorce. It's the

best thing that ever happened to us.

Not a care in the world, our own place.
It's like the 1986 Bill and Judy all

over again.

Yeah, before the kids, the mortgages,
the debt.

You sure you want to get married?

This doesn't have to end. We have a key.

Which means we have our own little fun
island we can come visit anytime we

not 1986 and we have a life. I mean, it
may not be this, but it's a pretty damn

good one.

Hey, I'm not here for a few weeks, but
you can leave a message.

Oh, hi, Linda. Bill and Judy gave me
this number and I was wondering when

were coming home because Brian, get in
the house.

I don't want to come in the house. I'm
going to keep hitting me.

I promise you won't hit me up. I shall
really take that.

No, no, no, no, no. Think about it,
Judy. Would you rather be here or...

don't...

Easy. I tried calling you guys. I don't
know. I guess I had the wrong number.

So, you're out late with Fit. Must have
been a pretty rough night.

Yeah, well, some of it was rough. Some
of it was very tender.

You're very, very good friends for going
over there. And I gotta go make some

coffee.

Hey, Bill. You ready for work? Hey, you.
Mr. Not coming home all night.

I don't mean to be indelicate, but,
uh...

Any bouncy bouncy?

We just went up to Denise's place and
talked. So is this the start of

Oh, no, it's just casual.

But she is great.

And she's got this cool job at the
United Center where she gets tickets to

kinds of stuff. In fact, she wanted to
invite all four of us to the bowl scheme

tonight. Floor seats.

Floor seats. More fun on the floor.

Oh, I don't know. I don't think we can
leave the kids again.

Oh, come on. Come on, Judy. We've got to
support Fitz in his new relationship.

she could come to her senses and dump
him at any moment.

That's right, Judy.

Maybe one more night, as long as we can
find someone to look after the kids.

Great. So you ready to go?

No, you go ahead. I got to change.

Just as well. I wanted to get there
early and get some dating clothes.

Because if I'm going to work it, I got
to dress it right.

Oh, is that fit?

Oh, yeah. Poor guy looks terrible up all
night.

I'm just trying to think of a way to
cheer him up.

Will, he does like basketball. Are the
Bulls in town?

You know, I think they are. We could
take him. Oh,

that would mean we'd have to find
somebody to watch the kids.

All right, if Fitz needs me.

Oh, thanks. I promise this will be the
last time.

Again?

Why do I have to involve you?

I listen.

Bill makes them laugh.

I promise this will be the last time.

He meets you again.

I don't think the man needs some
professional help.

Hey, and I promise this is absolutely
the last time we'll meet.

All right.

Why are you guys dressed up so nice?

Seems to cheer him up.

Sweet someone else's home.

Judy, I've been thinking.

We've really been avoiding our family
these past few weeks.

Does that make us bad parents?

Okay, this is where you say no when we
go eat steaks in the hot tub.

Oh, then no. Hell no.

Oh, hey. Oh, Fitz, we didn't know you
were going to be here.

Not for long.

I'm going back home where I belong.

With Marion.

Marion?

But she's not as... Cool as Denise.

Or as fun as Fun Island.

Yeah, but Mary and I talked, and she's
really changed.

Plus, we got a kid to think about.

Well, we have three, and you don't see
us thinking about them.

Fitz, Fitz, you're making a big mistake.

I think I speak for everyone who's ever
met Marion when I say she is a mean,

miserable shroom who spreads misery like
a disease.

A really fun disease.

Oh, don't worry. I've said worse things
about you.

Do you want to hear some of them?

Again, Marion, we're really sorry for
what we said.

Well, what Bill said. Technically, I did
not say it.

I know in the past I've been a little
uptight, but I've been working on that.

And that's why Daniel, I mean Fitz and
I, may have another chance.

From now on... on the Fitzsimmons
household is going to be a fun place to

Even the bedroom.

I took a class.

Interesting. I got an A.

Well, we better get going then.

She got an A.

I'll say goodbye to Fun Island.

Still, we'll always have the photos.

We'll find a lab that'll print them.

I've got a big surprise.

I got four VIP seats for us to go see
Aerosmith tomorrow night.

How'd you score those?

That concert's been sold out for months.

Oh, the tickets were easy. It was the
backstage passes and after -party

It was a little tough.

Oh, my God! Denise!

Hey, guys, I forgot something.

Oh, hey, Denise.

I'm glad you're here. I got something I
got to tell you. Not until I tell you

something.

Fitz, you can't tell her yet. She just
got us four backstage passes for

Aerosmith tomorrow.

Bill, I'm trying to put my marriage back
together.

I don't think a good first step would be
dating another woman.

You don't know that for sure.

Marion took a class. Maybe she's into
it.

Denise, I know this is kind of coming
out of the blue, but I'm going back with

my wife.

Oh, that's sweet. I'm happy for you.

I know it's going to sound kind of
selfish, but I was hoping you'd be a

more upset.

Oh, do you want me to try and work
something up?

Nah, that's all right. Thanks.

Hey, Bill, could you give me a hand with
that box?

Oh, so much for Aerosmith.

What? Why?

Oh, I go to these things all the time. I
was only going because I had a date.

Well, we could find you another date.

Oh, it's easy for you to say. You
already have a cute guy.

You want him?

But aren't you guys... No, no, it's
just...

Casual. I mean, he's a really nice guy,
but he wants to have kids, and I'm not

that into that.

I'll get someone else to go with. Okay,
if you wouldn't mind.

Bill, guess what?

You're dating Denise.

Okay.

So, how do I look for my date?

You know nothing's going to happen,
right?

The all -access path is just for the
concert.

Last time I take my wife along on a
date.

Unless... That's not happening on you.

Hi, Bill.

Hey, Denise.

Bill, why don't you go get us some
beers?

Thanks again for letting me go with
Bill.

This isn't going to be weird for you, is
it? No, no, not at all. You guys are

going to have a great time. Plus, I know
nothing will happen because you like to

take it slow.

Oh, that was with Fitz. But if Bill
plays his cards right... He probably

play his cards right.

Keep our fingers crossed.

Keep everything crossed.

Oh, nice place.

Fitz has been staying here. Nobody
invited me over.

Now, remember, Bill lives here with him,
and I used to be dating him, but now

he's dating Denise, and we met online.

Okay. Like I need to get online to get
my dates.

Whatever. I'm just happy we're going to
see Destiny's Child.

Oh, yeah, about that.

We lied. We're seeing Aerosmith.

What?

No Beyonce?

If we told you the truth, you wouldn't
have come.

Damn right, Aerosmith sucks.

Everybody, this is Mac.

Oh, hi, I'm Denise.

Belle, Mac.

I'm introducing you guys because you've
never met.

Oh, yeah, hey, nice to meet you. You
said they'd be Beyonce.

So I guess we should get going. Oh, you
know what? There's no hurry. We can't go

until our limo gets here.

Tell you what, why don't you guys hang
out here, and Bill's going to show me

view from the back balcony.

Well, I wanted to show Mac that view,
too, so we'll go with you guys.

Oh, or you guys can look at the view,
and Bill and I will go have some fun in

the game room.

Well, you got a game room you're going
to invite me over?

Yeah, pretty.

You just met Bill tonight.

Oh, right, just in time for us to go see
Air Supply.

Aerosmith. Same thing. They both suck.

Okay, there's something weird going on
here.

What? No, no, no. If you two still have
feelings for each other, we don't have

to go to this concert.

What? No.

I feel nothing for this man.

Zilch.

All right, I'm in. Sweet.

Oh, that must be the limo. Let's go.
Come on. It'll be great.

Hi,

Billy. Are you surprised to see me?

Yes, because I have no idea who you are.

Janet, you need to come home and take
care of your children.

You have kids?

You have kids?

What are you talking about, Mommy?

Now this is the show I want to see.

Dad, Scotty Fitzsimmons told us that his
dad moved back home, so you have no

excuse to be here anymore.

Wait, hold on, hold on. You two have
kids together?

They're married, and they have three
kids that the state obviously should

taken away years ago.

Okay, we only pretended to be single to
help Fitz meet someone.

But then it was so much fun, and it
really helped our marriage to get away

our boring life and pretend that we
didn't have you kids.

Don't take it personally.

How can we possibly take that
personally?

Look, look, look. I know it sounds bad,
but in the end, it was harmless. So who

really got hurt? I did. I did. So did I.

I'm not talking about getting ticked
off. We're talking about real emotions

here. So who really got hurt? I did. Me.
I did.

You know what? That's it. I am out of
here.

Listen, are you married?

No, and I think you can see why.

Would you like to go see Aerosmith?

Yes, I would.

Thought you hated Aerosmith.

She gonna teach me to like him.

We're really sorry.

Let's just all go home and spend the
night together as a family.

Wait, wait. There's no reason to go
home. This place is awesome.

There's a giant plasma TV, a hot tub, a
game room.

Really? Yeah. You know...

Your mother and I don't deserve to be
here. Why don't you guys enjoy it while

go home and think about how selfish
we've been?

Wait a minute, Bill. Judy, we should
admit all our mistakes, not just admit

Admit two.

Wow. Oh, this is so great to be punished
like this. Let's go home and be

punished, Bill.

Yep. Serve you right.

Okay, kid. Looks like it's just you and
me again, right? Just like old... Excuse

me.

Wouldn't happen any other way.