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Brian, what's the matter? You've been
staring at that book for over an hour.
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I don't want to talk about it.
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He has a crush on a girl at school.
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Shut up.
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Her name is Terry Tyler, and she doesn't
know he's alive.
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Tina, that's the last time I open up to
you about anything.
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Good.
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Aw, Bri, Bri, I know you're hurting now,
but... I know, I know. No matter what
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that girl thinks, I'll always be your
handsome prince.
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I was going to say, buck up.
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My prince? That's creepy, Brian. I'm
your mom.
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You know, if you want to catch a girl's
eye, you might consider investing in
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some hair gel.
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You really think hair gel will get
Carrie's attention?
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Well, it couldn't hurt.
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Unless you want to stay with this whole
Reagan look.
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You know, you actually have a lot of
potential.
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With a little bit of work, you could
actually be a... a pretty good -looking
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guy.
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Wow, I kept it down.
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Oh, thanks.
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You know what? I could show you. We
could do a whole different look. Really?
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You'd do that for me?
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Yeah. I mean, it'd be a challenge. Like
climbing that dumb mountain you're
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always talking about.
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Everest. Yeah, except this is real.
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Lauren, Mount Everest is real.
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Uh -huh, and so is Middle Earth.
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Thanks, Lauren. I don't know what to
say. This is going to be great.
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Oh, hey, Dad. Say goodbye to the Brian
Miller you've always known. Bye.
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Aren't you going to ask me why?
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Is it because you're nerdy and girls
don't like you?
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No.
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Yeah.
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Great
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news,
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Judy. You got the car fixed?
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Nope, won't be ready for another week.
We are the proud owners of this.
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A tow truck and a Mexican guy?
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Oh, the sweet, sweet ride he's towing.
What did you do?
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I got us a muscle car, baby.
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I've always wanted to fix up one of
these, and now I'm gonna.
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Really? Name one thing that you wanted
to fix and actually fixed.
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Name one thing I said I was gonna fix
and didn't.
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This lamp.
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This drill.
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This table, and that's just what I can
see. Do you want me to turn around and
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continue? No, these, these are chores.
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This is my dream.
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Oh, you drive this car in your dream.
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That explains all the backfiring I hear
every night.
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Hey! Hello, sister of my lover.
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Harry! Well, see you later, honey. Have
fun working on your video.
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Your Foghat cover band's making a video?
Oh, actually, Perry's decided to make a
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video of one of his original songs.
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Yeah, it's going to rock.
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It starts with me on the Great Wall of
China, yeah? I'm singing into this
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mirror, and then my mirror image steps
out of the mirror, starts singing backup
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vocals, yeah?
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Then the mirror shatters. Tiny versions
of me come flying out. Hello, hello,
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hello, hello.
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A message.
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All peoples of the world can coexist in
peace.
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It gives you chills, doesn't it? Makes
me shudder.
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I'll see you later, TK.
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Bye. Bye.
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Wow.
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Music video.
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Sounds expensive.
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I know, but Perry says the pressure of
having some of our money on the line
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force him to write a really great song.
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Wait, he hasn't even written the song
yet?
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It's his process, Judy.
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He says he does his best work when his
back's against the wall.
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Could that be a padded wall?
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Judy, this is his dream.
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I understand, but should he be throwing
away your money when you're trying to
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save for a wedding?
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I don't know. Maybe you're right. Of
course I am. I mean, if this guy's going
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be your husband, you have to set him
straight. I mean, guys are not that
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Judy, I think you've stripped the
socket.
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Righty -tighty, Bill.
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Oh, it changed it.
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Said the guy who was going to rebuild a
car.
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Oh, that reminds me, Linda. Bill's car's
in the shop. Can you give him a ride to
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work this week?
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Depends. I mean, does he have to ride in
the car with me, or can I strap him to
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the hood like a dead deer?
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She's right. Not even a dead deer would
want to ride with her.
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Fine, you two don't want to carpool. You
can go back to doing your laundry at a
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laundromat and you can walk to work.
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Fine, maybe we will.
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Yeah, you're not the boss of us.
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Stupid Judy.
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Thinks she's the boss of us.
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She thinks she's so smart.
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I could walk to work if I wanted to.
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You want to?
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Stupid Judy.
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Yeah, she's kind of a pain, but, you
know, she did give me some pretty good
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advice the other day.
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What's that?
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Well, Perry wants to do this music
video, but Judy says I should just tell
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no. I know it's his dream, but... Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. You're
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telling Perry not to follow his dreams
because of something Judy said?
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Let me tell you something about Judy.
She's a dream squatter.
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Check the bottoms of her shoes.
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Covered in my dreams.
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So you think I should let him do it?
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Listen, guys need encouragement.
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You think Mrs. Columbus ever said to
Christopher, don't discover the new
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We're fine with the spices we have.
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Say no to this and Terry might hold it
against you forever.
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You know what? I think you're right. I'm
going to just tell him to go for it.
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Thank you, Bill. You're welcome.
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You know, I know we have our differences
and we give each other a lot of guff,
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but the truth is I'm proud to have you
as... Oh, there's somebody I know. Drive
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fast. Drive fast.
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Where's Bill? You did remember to bring
him home, right?
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Yeah, he'll be right in. He just got
distracted by something on the way from
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car. Want a beer? No, no, I can't stay.
Perry wants me to look at the
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storyboards for his video.
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Oh, I thought you were going to tell him
that was a bad idea.
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Yeah, actually, um, I decided I would
tell Perry I'm behind him 100%. What?
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Why? Well, I got a second opinion.
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What kind of idiot would tell you to do
that?
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Here.
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I just traded scarves with a neighbor's
snowman.
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I think it's cashmere.
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You've got to be kidding me. Look, his
advice worked. As soon as I told Perry I
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supported his dreams, he stayed up all
night and wrote a song. He's even got a
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manager interested in him.
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Really? That's right, Judy.
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Despite your best efforts to squash his
dreams, the man rose to the occasion.
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Turns out you're not always right.
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How does it feel?
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So that's what this is all about. You're
still sore at me for not letting you
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buy that stupid car, so you're giving my
sister bad advice?
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Okay, Judy, you probably shouldn't be so
tough on Bill. He's rather insightful
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when it comes to the male psyche.
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Hear that, Judy?
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Insightful.
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Fully in sight.
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And you're going to listen to him? Why
shouldn't you? You know, you've had 38
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years to fix this poor woman's life, and
look at her. She's a mess.
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No offense.
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None taken, you're right.
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Oh, so now I'm the cause of everything
that's gone wrong in Linda's life? All
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I'm saying is maybe you should have a
little more faith in me, that I can fix
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old, rusted -out shell of a thing, be it
a muscle car or a sister.
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Once again, no offense.
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No, but getting closer.
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Okay, you know what? You want to listen
to him? You want to give her advice?
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Go ahead, knock yourselves out. I'm sure
it'll work out great. Well, I just want
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to say thank you.
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Both for me and this poor, pathetic,
barely -functioning disaster. Offense!
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Offense!
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I think I cleaned your sideburns up
pretty good. Have a look. Oh, great.
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Hey, uh, do my eyebrows look a little
uneven to you?
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I don't know, maybe a little, but, you
know, a girl would have to be really
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close to notice.
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Well, that's the goal here. You get her
close. I'll take it from there.
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You're gonna have to hold really still,
okay?
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Oh, wait, wait. Hold on.
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I can feel a sneeze coming up.
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Okay, Pat.
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Okay, good.
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This is very delicate. You just can't go
sneezing right in the middle of it,
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okay?
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That was funny. I thought I was going to
sneeze.
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Then you sneezed.
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What? Everything all right?
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Yeah, yeah.
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It's great.
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Yeah, you're good to go. Watch out,
Carrie. Here comes Johnny Depp.
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Excuse me.
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Why? Uh, because I need to talk to her.
Thanks to you, my life is falling apart.
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You screwed up everything, Bill!
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Wait, wait, wait.
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What could have possibly happened that's
so bad you'd consider crawling back to
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Judy? Perry wants to postpone the
wedding and risk our entire savings on
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pursuing some stupid pipe dream of
becoming a rock star.
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Okay, okay. I can handle it. Just, just
let me think.
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Maybe I should get some coffee.
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I'm going to need some cream.
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You know what?
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Too much cream. I'm going to need some
more.
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I've got nothing!
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Help! Oh, good. Okay, I'm going to talk
to Judy. No, no, wait. You can't. Why?
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If you remember, yesterday we made some
pretty big talk.
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And if you go back to her now, she'll
make you eat those words. I hardly think
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Judy is going to be that unforgiving.
Hey, geniuses, everything falling apart
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yet?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Come on.
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Bill, trying to fix your life?
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That's porn.
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Stupid gas on crazy fire.
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I don't think we're as helpless as you
make us out to be.
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Okay. Good luck, then. I'll be watching
from the sidelines far enough away so I
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don't get spattered by anything that may
or may not hit the fan.
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Who am I kidding? I don't have to worry
because you never fix the fan.
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Okay, Bill, you got one day.
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That's more than enough time. I know I
can find a solution.
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I'm a problem solver. That's who I am,
the guy who solves problems.
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Dad, you gotta help me. Lauren shaved
half my eyebrow.
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Man, you are screwed.
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Take a look.
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Well, Lauren, I think you might have
found the answer.
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Yeah? Yeah, to the question, what looks
dumber than having half an eyebrow?
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I told you I could make you a new
eyebrow. No, no, okay, we're not gluing
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on, we're not painting one on, and I'm
not going to wear a stupid bandana or an
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eye patch.
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Hey, what about these?
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Grandma's cataract glasses?
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They're worth a try.
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Look, I've got to tell you, they don't
look that bad.
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Really? Yeah.
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Hi, Mom.
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Comfortable? No.
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Mind some company?
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Honey, no offense, but I want a little
room for the water.
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The tub here.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Take a seat.
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Linda left, huh?
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Yeah, yeah.
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She's a fun kid.
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You know, Bill, I know I've been raving
you, Linda, but I'm really happy that
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you've taken over solving Linda's
problems. I didn't realize the life it
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out of me.
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I actually feel like I have more blood.
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And I'm loving it too. You know, it's
great to help people.
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Man, life is weird.
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Weird, weird, weird.
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Strange, strange, strange, strange.
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Huh? Ah, nothing, nothing.
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It's just...
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This lady that I work with, she's
engaged to an aspiring artist.
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Oh, a painter?
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Sculptor. Well, sculptor -painter. He
wants to sculpt things and then
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paint them when he's done sculpting.
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Okay. Anyway, he's been doing knock
-offs, but he wants to start doing his
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stuff, which is great, you know. But
this lady, this friend of mine is...
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is a little worried because now he's
decided to postpone the wedding. So what
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you think I should tell her?
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Hmm. Well, that depends.
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In the story, how stupid am I?
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You? Judy, you don't even know this
lady. She just transferred... Shut up.
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Shut up. Okay.
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Harry's thinking about postponing the
wedding.
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Well, yeah.
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And you're in over your head and you
need my help. No.
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Oh, good. Then what are you going to
tell Linda?
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I'm going to tell Linda to tell
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Perry that he
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should... You got nothing.
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That's not true. I'm between great
ideas. I need a bridge.
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Well, I suppose I could jump into this,
provided you admit that I was right and
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you were wrong.
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That I rule and you drool. That I'm a
hero and you're a big fat zero. Hold on,
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hold on.
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You're forgetting something.
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Perry Song might be great.
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That video might make him a star.
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Then old Billy's advice looking pretty
good.
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Awful limb read to hang your head on,
Poncho.
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Is it? A lot of people said Mozart was
no good when he started out.
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Nobody said that. He was a prodigy when
he was like three.
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Yeah, well, I'm talking about when he
was like two. Oh, Bill, just admit you
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were wrong.
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You know what? I got a good feeling
about Perry's song.
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I'm going with the old Bill instinct.
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You say you want to go for a drive.
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The party's started and it's coming
live.
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Your mom is hot, your dad is lazy.
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You keep on getting, you keep on
getting.
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Want to have a ball all night with Perry
every day.
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Want to have a ball all night with Perry
every day.
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Perry! Yeah, sing along!
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Perry, Perry.
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This is your new original song?
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Yeah, mate.
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Uh, doesn't it sound an awful lot like
that kid's song, Rock and Roll All
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No.
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I know that song. That's an anthem to my
youth. That goes like this. It goes, I
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want to rock and roll all night and
party every day.
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And this is who wants to have a ball all
night.
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Oh, bugger.
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Yeah,
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yeah, I should have caught that.
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Yeah, well.
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Did your manager say something?
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Ah, well, he hasn't heard it yet. He's
been a little busy.
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Got some vacancies in the building he's
trying to rent out.
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Hold on. So, when you said you had a
manager, you were talking about your
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apartment manager.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I'm not on a baseball team.
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I mean, my agent heard it and he loved
it, though.
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Oh, let me guess. Somebody who sold you
insurance?
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No, a legitimate agent.
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Sends people on vacations all over the
world.
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Travel agent. God, look, Perry, maybe
you should rethink this whole video
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In what way?
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Like, maybe not doing it. What?
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You know, you can't have a video if you
don't have a song.
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Well, that will take care of itself.
Listen, mate, you may not believe in me,
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but Linda does.
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But the thing is, she doesn't. She
thinks it's a pipe dream.
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Hey, guys.
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Do you think my music sucks?
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What? That's what Bill just said.
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You told him I said that? No, of course
not. He said you think my music is a
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pipe dream.
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Oh, yeah, I said that.
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Why would you tell him I said that? So
you do think it sucks? No, I don't.
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Everything under control?
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Dude, you've got to help us out here.
She can't help you, Linda. There's only
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one reason that I haven't fixed this
situation, and it's this.
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It can't be fixed.
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Unfixable.
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Perry, do you really need to do this
video right now?
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Well, not right now.
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Well, good. Then take it slow, you know?
Wait for inspiration.
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Play small clubs. Try stuff out in front
of people.
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Yeah, I can live with that. I mean, the
Great Wall's not going anywhere.
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And neither are you.
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Okay, do me, do me. Okay, you need to
speak your mind. I know. I was just
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thinking. Not right now. Not right now.
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If Perry does something that you don't
agree with, you need to tell him. That's
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what marriage is all about, guys. Give
and take.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang
on.
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You're just telling her to squash his
dreams.
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But it's not that simple, Judy. If you
don't let a guy follow his dreams, he'll
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always regret what might have been.
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Oh, really?
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Like the time you wanted to build that
tree -half casino because you didn't
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think it was subject to the laws of the
ground?
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That's the stupidest thing I've ever
heard.
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Bill, a little advice.
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Stay out of the advice business.
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And I got some advice for you.
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Okay.
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I love you, sis. Oh, I love you too,
baby.
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Oh, that right there, Judy. That's
inspiration you're talking about. Hold
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Here it comes. Here it comes.
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Sisters.
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Sisters sharing a hug.
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And a heart in their world.
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Well, no thanks to you, I fixed the mess
you made in my face. I put a band -aid
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over my missing eyebrow and just told
everyone at school that I got in a
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Did it work?
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Yeah, people actually thought I was
tough.
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That's great.
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Well, I guess I can take this off now. I
wonder if my eyebrow's going back in.
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Ow. Ryan, you're doing it wrong.
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Just gotta rip it off. Ow.
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It's all gone, isn't it?
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Oh, yeah.
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I wouldn't have it any other way Cause
you make me happy
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