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Good, you're home. Tina will be here in
a half hour. We only have time for a
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quick quickie.
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Oh, my speciality.
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I say we stop in the kitchen for a can
of whipped cream, then head on up to the
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bedroom. Oh, you're going to cover me in
whipped cream?
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If there's any left by the time we get
there, sure.
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Tina, what are you doing home?
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Carpool dropped me off. You're supposed
to be your after -school enrichment
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thingy.
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They don't have that anymore.
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How could the school cut a program and
not tell the parents?
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They sent home a bunch of flyers.
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Well, where'd you put them?
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I gave them to you.
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Where did I put them?
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You said, Mommy's napping. Go kill her
on these.
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Oh, this is terrible.
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I do the best I can.
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No, honey, I mean that they cut your
program. This is where you get your
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and your art.
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And if she doesn't get her afternoon
enrichment, we don't get our afternoon
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enrichment.
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I can't believe that goody two -shoes.
Kathy Halverson hasn't done anything
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about it. She's president of the PTA.
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You know, she really should... Look
lower.
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Save after -school enrichment.
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Join Ted and Kathy Halverson for
brownies and brainstorming. Oh, my God,
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tonight. We've got to go.
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Ah, do we have to? I hate the
Halversons. They're so full of
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Daddy, you said we shouldn't say bad
things about people.
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And we don't.
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Unless they're jerks.
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Stuck up jerks.
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Big, fat, stuck up jerks.
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You understand, honey?
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I hope we're not the first ones here.
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Ted will make me listen to another one
of his Christian rap CDs by that group
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Hallelujah.
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Don't bother knocking. Let's get this
meeting rocking.
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That's so queer, I'll need a lot of
beer.
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So it's up to the parents to rally
together if we want to save them.
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Oh, look who's here. The Millers. We
weren't expecting you.
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Well, we never miss anything when it
comes to our kids' education.
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Oh. That's funny. I don't remember
seeing you at the book fair.
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We were sick.
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Uh -huh. Or the bake sale.
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You know, we were still sick.
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Or teacher appreciation day.
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It's a lingering illness.
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The important thing is, you're here now.
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We're going to need one more chair.
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Oh, I'll get my office chair. It's
ergonomic.
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Him and his big words.
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Ergonomic.
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Why can't he just say he got it cheap?
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Ergo. I think I gave birth on something
like that.
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Well, it's pretty simple.
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Knee here, panty here.
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I'm not responsible for anything that
may happen in this position.
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If we put our heads together, I'm sure
we can come up with some good
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ideas to save the after -school arts
program.
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Oh, I have an idea.
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I say we send the kids out with coffee
cans to collect money.
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Or maybe we can raise this money without
turning our children into hobos.
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Any other ideas?
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Anybody?
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Judy. I've got an idea. Kathy.
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What if we host a silent auction?
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Now there's a mother who cares about her
children.
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People, I gotta be the voice of reason
here. If it's a silent auction, how are
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we going to hear the bids?
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It's called a silent auction because you
write down your bids instead of calling
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them out.
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Is this just because we have that one
deaf parent?
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Okay, so silent auction it is.
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We'll break into committees, but first,
let's all go to the kitchen and grab
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some of my homemade butterscotch
brownies.
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Judy, Judy, save me a corner piece.
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I'm thinking about donating a week at
our timeshare in Florida to the auction.
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They got a terrific golf course.
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Oh, that's perfect.
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I'm donating lessons with the pro at my
club.
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Ah. What are you thinking about kicking
in, Bill? I can't tell you. It's a
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silent auction, remember?
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Once again, it's the bid that is silent.
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I mean, if you don't have anything to
donate, it's all right. Oh, we got
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something, and it's going to be big.
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Like the lie you're telling?
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Bigger.
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What do we have lying around the house
that's big?
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You on Saturdays?
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I told Ted we were going to donate
something big to the auction. Why would
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do that? Because he was all in my face
with his timeshare, trying to make me
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look bad, like he always does with his
community service.
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Why can't he just not care like the rest
of us?
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Bill, this is not about your ego. This
is about helping out Tina's school. I'll
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go straighten it out with Kathy. Oh, I
know. I could raise a lot of money with
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that video I shot of you on our
vacation.
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Judy gone wild?
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You said you were raised there.
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I did say that.
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Kathy, um...
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Bill and I were thinking about what we
were going to donate to the auction.
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Oh, Judy, don't worry about it. No one's
expecting you to come up with anything.
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We've got stuff to donate. Oh, sure you
do, but there are so many other ways you
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can give. For example, you two are just
the kind of worker bees we need for the
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cleanup committee.
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Buzz, buzz.
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Oh, there's going to be buzz, all right,
about the big thing we're donating.
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It's going to be huge.
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Did you talk to her? Yeah, yeah.
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You made it worse. Way worse.
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I can't believe those Halversons.
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Yeah, they act like they're so much
better than we are.
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Why do they always manage to bring out
the worst in us? Because they are
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stupid ass people.
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Who look like ass.
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Because their faces are like asses.
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Well said.
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Well, I'm guessing that once again you
two got out there and made me proud to
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a Miller.
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If the world showed them, we're going to
come up with something great for this
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auction. Let's go brainstorm, Judy.
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That'll be a light drizzle.
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Hey, your TV time's up. It's my turn.
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I'm watching the House Appropriations
Committee on C -SPAN. They're
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the budget for the next fiscal year.
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They should set aside a couple billion
dollars to build you a girlfriend.
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That sense of humor will get you through
many long nights at the toll booth.
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Lauren's being a pain. You're just
flipping around.
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Here. This looks good.
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A Korean soap opera?
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You're going to want something that you
don't understand just to keep me from
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seeing the show I wait for all week.
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You don't get how that's fun for me?
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Okay. He's gone. We can change it if we
want to. No, no, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
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whoa. Who's the shirtless hottie?
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I don't know, but I sure wish I knew
what he was talking about.
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Yeah, he's speaking the international
language of auga.
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Bill, look.
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We're about to get the first bid on our
item. See, I knew if we put our heads
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together and filled them with beer, we'd
come up with something good.
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Time to close the deal.
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Say, what's this all about?
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It's a night of beef and teeth.
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Whatever that is.
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Well, let's see.
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Oh, wow.
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Says here it's a delicious homemade rib
dinner for two.
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Followed by a teeth cleaning and a gum
massage by, if I do say so myself, one
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the city's top dental assistants.
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You're the dental assistant?
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Wow. That's a meal and dessert, if you
know what I'm talking about.
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Hey, come on now. That's a little bit
over the line.
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I'm sorry.
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Relax. I'm her husband.
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Okay. Now it's creepy.
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Is it creepy or is it creepy?
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Hey, O'Millers.
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How's the bidding going on your night of
hoof and mouth?
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It's beef and teeth and we're getting a
few nibbles.
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Oh, really?
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Oh, I guess everyone signed the names
with invisible ink.
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Well, Ted, not everything's going to be
as popular as our timeshare.
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But tonight is about the children.
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It's not a contest.
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Although, if it were...
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We would be the winners.
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I can't believe no one has signed up for
this yet.
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Well, look at that. Score one for beef
and teeth.
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What? I signed the wrong sheet. I
thought this was the month of Taibo
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Hey, hey, hey, no backsies.
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Okay, I'm not nine.
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My name's coming off.
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You know, we could still use some worker
bees on the cleanup committee.
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Buzz, buzz.
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God, that's it, Bill. You know, write a
bid down under a fake name so we don't
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look like losers.
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Mill Billet?
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Too close.
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Attention, the bidding will close in
five minutes, and I'm so pleased to see
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that almost everything is selling
tonight.
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And the wonderful thing is, it's all for
the children.
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Oh, off of the children.
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I know these people want to save their
after -school activity so they have a
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place to dump their kids off one day a
week. Yeah, they're all hypocrites.
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I bet if someone was willing to take
their kids off their hands... That gives
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an idea.
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Come here.
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Hello, um, everybody, we're the Millers.
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And we have a very exciting
announcement.
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Our evening of beef and teeth has been
canceled, and it's been replaced by a
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children's cookies and crafts party.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Hold the phone up, Starks. You just
can't change an auction item willy
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The ten top bidders get to dump their
kids at our house for a whole day.
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Wow, look at that. Looks like we're
cleaning up.
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Ted, Ted, the important thing is that
the winners in all this are the
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And the losers are you.
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So I can drop my kids off for the whole
day? The whole day.
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Thank you.
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Hi, guys.
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Ted and I want to congratulate you on
having the most popular item in the
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auction. Right, Ted?
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Congratulations.
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Cheaters.
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We also want to apologize for getting
carried away in the heat of competition.
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Well, the important thing is that the
kids benefit.
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It's not about us beating you.
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It's not about us saying, in your face,
Halverson.
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Very sweet of you guys to come over here
like this, so apology accepted. Thank
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you. And if there's anything we can do
to help you out... Oh, it's no big deal.
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It's only 10 kids.
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Wow, you sure have a lot of bids here.
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Yeah, yeah.
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They won. I get it.
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Maybe if Ted and I help out, you could
double the number of kids and raise even
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more money. Of course, it would still be
your party and your donation.
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That's a great idea, Kathy.
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Yeah, we could use a couple of worker
bees on the cleanup crew.
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Buzz buzz.
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Enjoy your time in the catbird seat,
Miller. The paint's not dry on this yet.
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The worm will turn.
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Ha ha, I don't know what any of that
means.
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Hot guy just walked into the gym.
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Oh, God, he's totally cut.
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Did he take his shirt off yet?
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Not yet.
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Okay, what'd I miss?
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Okay, I'm still trying to figure out
what hot guy's story is.
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Well, I think it's obvious.
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He's a sensitive kickboxer slash doctor
who writes poetry and loves cats.
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Can he also be a rock star?
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Honey, reality.
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Hi, Kathy.
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Wait a minute.
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Look at that chat.
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No, sorry, Kathy. I was watching the
Antiques Roadshow.
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Hey, Kathy.
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Yeah, so Bill and I are getting things
ready for Saturday. What time do you
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think you and Ted will be... What?
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Hey, I got all the crap stuff you wanted
me to get for the party, although I
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refuse to waste money on plain popsicle
sticks when they come free inside every
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frozen tree.
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So, uh, I bought ten boxes of frozen
juices.
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And frozen fudgies.
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Well, that's too bad. I'm so sorry. I
hope she's feeling better.
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Okay, bye.
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Kathy Halverson, she and Ted can't help
us with the party. Ted's and sick. They
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have to go out of town.
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So now we have to take care of twenty
kids all by ourselves?
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Oh, don't worry. It's all right. We can
handle it. We're good parents.
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What's for dinner?
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Have a box of frozen fudgies.
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Only if you finish all your frozen
juices.
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Where are the beads?
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I told you not to say that. That's a
very, very bad word.
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I only said it because I burned myself.
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Don't eat the cookies. They're full of
beads.
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Judy, they're fine. I've eaten like a
dozen.
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He has to be making a necklace later.
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What are you doing outside?
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Stuff. No, no, no. I told everyone to
stay inside. Now I have to take a head
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count. One, two, three.
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One, two, three, four. $11 ,900.
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Really? Don't do that.
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Stop it!
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Oh, there you are. How long does it take
to buy eggs and flour?
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Depends on what you're coming home to.
In this case, about an hour.
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So, I'm driving home. Guess what I see
around the corner at the Halversons?
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Cars and a catering truck.
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They're not out of town visiting a sick
aunt. They're having a party.
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That ticket to the Miller's party. What?
They lied to us? Yep. It was all a
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scam. They talked us into doubling the
number of kids, knowing all along they
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were going to back out.
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I hate those stinking A -faces.
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Those faces look like...
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A's.
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I can't believe Kathy would pretend to
be my friend when all the while she's
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just setting me up to fail.
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They're probably over there laughing at
us right now with all their fancy golf
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-playing, time -sharing friends.
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You know, Phil, as I see it, we got two
options. We can A, be the bigger people
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and rise above this. B.
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B, B, B, B.
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Good, because those A's deserve B.
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Kids, just do it.
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that Mr.
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and Mrs. Miller do, okay?
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I thought this was a craft party.
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It is. We're going to help decorate the
outside of this house for these nice
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people. And who's looking out for the
cops? Me.
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Aunt Rose's passing was a huge shock for
us.
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But rather than mourn her death, we
should celebrate her life.
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She meant so much to our family.
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So many memories.
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All of which we'll cherish.
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I'm sorry, I need a tissue.
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I can't imagine a Christmas without Aunt
Rose's pecan pies.
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Oh, we all loved her. Especially the
children.
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She may not be here now, but I can
safely say when it came to this family,
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made a great impact.
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What's going on out there?
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Excuse me. What in the name of Satan's
hometown is going on here?
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Hi, Ted, Kathy.
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How's your aunt? Not sick anymore, I
guess.
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No, she's not. I knew it. She's dead.
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Yeah, right. Your aunt died, so you
decided to throw a big party?
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It's called a memorial service?
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Oh, yeah. Well, if it's a memorial
service, how come everyone's wearing
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and crying and gathered around that
picture of the old lady?
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Oh, God, I am so sorry.
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No, you can't. We are not decorating
anymore.
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Okay, so here's a wild question. Why are
you doing this to us?
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Well, we thought you lied to us.
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So you didn't have to help us with our
party. So you decided to vandalize our
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house? You have to really look at it
from our point of view.
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No, I don't!
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We are so sorry. If there's anything
that we can do... I want you out of here
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the time I count to ten.
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One, two, three... Thirteen, nine...
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Ten. We feel terrible.
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but we thought you backed out of the
kids' party so you could invite your
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friends over to laugh at us. Why would
we do that?
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I don't know. It's just whenever we get
around you guys, we feel like we're back
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in high school, you know, and you're the
overachievers and we're the idiot
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slackers. Well, whether you have a
diploma or not, high school was over
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time ago.
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I'm so sorry, and we're going to do the
adult thing and clean this all up. Yeah,
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we insist.
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Cops!
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Alversons are going to appreciate this
peace offering.
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Yeah, there's nothing better than your
brownies.
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Well, maybe they're not home.
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You know what?
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We've been out on the bank.
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Oh, God. You know what? I can't see.
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Here you go.
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Closer.
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Oh, my God.
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