All language subtitles for still_standing_s02e20_hangin_out

Didn't you just have a sandwich like an
hour ago?

Yeah, and I can't go swimming, so I
might as well have another sandwich.

Hey. Hello. Hey.

Hey, Matt.

Matt and I are going out for coffee.

Coffee. Good idea. You've grown enough.

Do you have some money?

Huh. How about I give you the same
answer you gave me last night when I

you to do those dishes?

In a minute, Mother.

Judy, I think you're being a little hard
on her. You can have some money.

Thanks, Daddy.

All you gotta do is ask my sandwich.

Tammy.

What? That's right. I'm the one with all
the bread.

Why are you doing this to me? Well, if
we can't get clean dishes for our money,

we deserve some entertainment. So let's
watch as Lauren talks to the sandwich.

Fine.

Can I have ten dollars?

What's my name?

I think it's hammy.

Can I have ten dollars hammy?

For coffee?

That's what it costs.

Ten? Yes.

Ten dollars? Yes.

For coffee?

That's what it costs, you stupid
sandwich.

All right, that's enough. I believe
we've made our point.

Thanks, Mom.

So you got change for a tiny?

Lauren's right down here.

Wow, you've got a great rec room, Pat.

Well, we call it a rumpus room.

Matt and his friends think it's fun
-tastic.

Parents on deck!

Couldn't you just say parents on deck?

But that wouldn't be fun -tastic.

Seriously, Judy, we created a wholesome
teen scene here where we respect the

kids' privacy, so we give them plenty of
warning.

Well, give me fair warning next time you
ring that damn bell.

Okay, watch the potty mouth.

Okay, next time, unless you're talking
about the Hoover Dam, you're going to

have to do time on the penalty couch.

Hey, honey.

Oh, hey, Mom. I'll be down in just a
sec.

Well, it's really nice of you to have
all the kids to your house after school.

Well, you know, we consider it our civic
duty to keep these kids away from the

influence of the streets.

You know, some of them have working
moms.

You know, Ted, I'm a working mom.

That's all right.

Parent on deck.

Hope you're hungry.

Ooh, Whoppy Joes. Made with the secret
ingredient, pork love.

Well, if you ever run out of love, you
could use pork.

You should get the recipe, Mom. I mean,
yours are good, but these are delicious.

Now, now, Lauren, take it easy on your
mom. She's a career gal.

Feeding you is not her priority.

Oh, she went to pick up Lauren from the
Halversons. I guess that's the new

hangout.

Wait, Matt Halversons?

He didn't invite me? I'm like his best
band friend.

Look, I could tell you that he called
and I forgot to give you the message,

whenever I do that, you know I'm just
lying to make you feel better.

You are?

No, no, he called. I forgot to give you
the message.

Oh, thanks, Dennis.

Mr. Halverson sent you sloppy jokes. Oh,
next time I see him, he's getting a

sloppy kiss.

Apparently, the Halversons is the place
to be. You should see it. They got

cards, board games, the couch you sit on
when you swear.

Hell, we got one of those.

I don't know what it is about those
Halversons, but the kids seem to love it

there. Well, for one thing, their
sandwiches don't talk.

Stick around. This one will be making
some noise.

Halversons don't embarrass us like that.
You know, they respect us.

And you can talk to Mrs. Halverson about
anything. She gives great advice.

I give great advice?

Well, I know. It's just, you know, I've
been spending more time over there, so I

just talk to her more.

Well, I have a great idea. Why don't we
make our house a hangout house?

I have a better idea.

Shoot me.

Come on. We'll clean out the garage.
I'll put out snacks.

What do you think, backpack?

No way.

Well, I don't know why our house can't
be the hangout house.

I don't know. I'm with the backpack.

Remember when we were in high school and
we used to hang out at Jimmy O's house

and Franny Borkin's house? Oh, yeah.

We spent a lot more time with their
parents than we did with our own.

Bill, I want more to spend time here,
you know?

And I want her to remember my advice.

Instead of Kathy Halverson's big
crockpot full of love.

How big a crockpot. I mean, if I made up
an excuse to go back there, could I get

another one of these?

Oh, come on. This will be great, you
know. We'll hook up the old stereo, take

out the centipede game, ping pong. Fine,
fine. But why don't you let me clean

out the garage? I got a lot of junk in
there, and you don't need to pick

it all. Oh, Bill, I know all about your
dirty magazine.

Dirty magazines? I don't know what
you're talking... No, you don't have to

them out. Just put them in our bedroom.

Oh, good.

You know, the kids might be
disappointed. They think I've been in

winter building the boat.

Hey, Mom.

Did Matt call?

No, he didn't call.

Okay, what about Becca?

No, she didn't call either.

None of your friends called.

But I have a feeling you'll be speaking
to them very soon.

Maybe we should fix that crack in the
microwave door.

Surprise!

laugh are funny. I need to find a new
school.

Did you show them the best part?

No, no. I was waiting for Lauren.

Oh, no.

Okay.

Ready for this.

Oh, my God. That's so cool. Yeah.

I made this bad boy myself in shop
class.

What's shop class?

Well, son, they used to let the boys use
power tools in school.

Back before they were so touchy about
gender stereotypes and amputations.

Dad, can I talk to you for a sec?

Okay, get it over with. Why?

I know this is a setup so you can show
your butt crack.

You can tell that funny story about how
I was three and I ain't dog poo.

No, we don't want to embarrass you. We
really just want to give you and your

friends a place to hang out.

Yeah, besides, you know me. If I was
going to shoot crack, I'd have done it

the first five minutes.

Your father makes a... a good point.

So this is really just for me and my
friends? Yes, and now we are going to

you alone. Have fun, and if we need to
come back in for any reason, we will

respect your privacy and blow the parent
horn.

Or we might not.

Mom, my friends want more cocktail
drink.

I just sent you out with a plate two
seconds ago.

I dropped them.

You ate them, didn't you?

After I dropped them.

She did drop them. There's still a
couple in the driveway.

I should probably go clean those up.

Hey, Mom. Hey, how's it going out there?
Oh, everyone's having a great time. And

thanks for the advice about Matt. It
really worked out.

Oh, you're welcome, sweetheart.

You can come to your mom for anything.

Now take these out to your friends and
throw a few in the driveway for your

sister.

Does it like you, Judy, swinging chips
and cocktail weenies for a bunch of kids

all week? Oh, it's all worth it. The
memories Lauren will have of the hangout

house I'll be in. Remember hanging out
at Jimmy O's house?

Yeah, I might have remembered hanging
out at Jimmy O's house if somebody had

invited me in.

Oh, come on. You could have come in if
you wanted.

Oh, I'm sorry. Perhaps I misinterpreted
the words go home, freak girl.

God,

I forgot about that. Go home, freak
girl.

was a hard time for all of us.

Hey, Brian. Hey, Neil.

Hi, Miss Miller.

Hey, Linda.

Yes, Brian, I will just have to accept
the fact that we don't get invited to

cool hangout, even when it's right in
your own house.

Wait, our house is the hangout house
now?

And no one invited me?

Man, I cannot wait till Dad finishes his
boat. I'm gonna sail right out of here.

You've been at the library all week. I'm
sure Lorne left you a note and you just

didn't find it.

That's what happened. I just didn't get
the note.

I don't get messages all the time.

If the timer goes off, take the stuff
out of the oven.

Oh, hi.

Hello, Judy. I'm here to pick up my son.

Well, come on in. He's out back.

Can I interest you in a cocktail, Frank?

My name's Ted and I don't drink in the
afternoon.

Hey, Ted.

Bill?

So it seems you're replaced with a new
teen scene.

Yeah, we don't call it that.

We don't like to put labels on things.

Especially dorky ones.

You know how fickle kids can be. First
one place is cool, then it's another.

Ah, sure, sure, sure. And then they'll
go and change their mind again.

Or they won't. Or they will. Or they
won't. Or will. Or won't. Or will. Or

won't. Hope she wins.

I'll go tell Matt you're here.

So I understand you have a parent air
horn.

That we do.

That's quite similar to our parent bell.

No, it isn't. Yes, it is.

Oh, jeez.

Hey, Dad.

Ready to go, big fella? Yeah, sure. Bye,
Mr. Miller. See you tomorrow, Matt.

Drive carefully, Ted.

No, it isn't.

Someone's a little pouty.

Oh, what's the big deal? So the kids are
hanging out here now. He's a grown man.

He can handle it.

Hello?

Oh, hi.

Okay.

That was Ted. He said to tell you, yes,
it is.

Who's ready for a chocolate fondue
party? We got sticks, the utensils, and

sticks, the grand illusion.

What's going on?

Well, I thought I'd stop by to check out
the hang, and I got stuck in a

backgammon tournament with these two.
And when we're done, we're going to try

bathing suits. I told you no.

Fondue party and talk about how
everyone's insecure about something?

Well, I'm pretty sure that Matt's
thinking about a new food ball table.

Wait, that's the hangout house again?

Oh, sure. Everyone starts hanging out
here and he buys a food ball table. Pop

that dick.

We can just have our own fondue party
without them.

Or without fondue.

Great. Now they're over there and we're
here.

I'm never where the cool kids are.

Brian, don't worry. Pretty soon you
become an adult and it all evens out.

But you're 38, and you're playing bad
gaming with us.

You're 38?

Well, look at all this.

Foosball, jukebox, bumper pool.

Is that a cotton candy maker?

Oh, hey, guys, isn't this great?

We're supposed to have a fondue party.

Well, maybe you could bring it over
here. Mrs.

Halverson wants all us girls to have
something called a wrap session.

Will somebody answer me? Is that or is
that not a cotton candy?

Why, yes, it is. Hello, Millers.

I see you've been busy.

Well, with the kids at your place all
week, I did a little shopping, and on

seventh day, I made a sundae bar.

Get it?

I got it. You were jealous that the kids
were having so much fun at our house

that you needed to lure them back with
all new stuff. So sad.

I assure you, we are not jealous.

Whatever. Because you can't buy
someone's love with treats.

Isn't that right, Bill?

I

don't

think you understand.

It's nothing personal.

How could it not be personal? You came
to our house and saw how much fun... You

got a parent horn?

Ah, that's just like our parent horn,
which is also a parent horn.

Not making the connection.

Who's ready to rap? I brought a hat full
of teen issues and the honesty stick.

Oh, Judy, Bill.

So nice to see you.

So much for the honesty stick.

Honey, the Millers are a little P .O.'d.
Penalty couch?

Annoyed.

They think we stole teen feedback
because we're jealous.

Oh, well, that's silly.

But... Judy should stick around because
jealousy is in the issue hat.

This is crazy.

I'm not competing with you people. Let's
let the babies have their teen scene

bottle. This isn't a competition. We're
just more comfortable having the kids

here. That way we know what they're
doing.

Are you saying you don't trust us? No.
Oopsie -daisy, pal. Nothing to see.

Everything's out of the bar.

It's just Ted says you use the C word in
front of your children.

What?

We're Kathy. We never say that kind of
crap in our house.

You just said it again.

You're lovely people, but we have
different ideas than you do about what

children should be exposed to.

A lot of us had wild times when we were
younger, but we grew up, shaved our

sideburns, and put away the Dan
Fogelberg album.

Bill, are you listening to this? They
think that we're a bad influence.

Oh, I'm listening. You two have got some
nerve.

If you think for one second you're
better parents than us, you are two

nuts.

Come on, Bill.

Okay, we're out of here. Speaking of
out, this one's cashed.

Lorne, let's go.

We want to show you the surprise your
father and I have for you in our

Well, if you're speaking of an above
-ground pool and a horseshoe pit, got it

and got it.

Yeah, but I bet you don't have a
trampoline.

Why don't we get a trampoline on our way
home? Let's go.

Hey, boy!

Hiya!

That trampoline's really working out.
There's like 20 boys out there. Yep, you

figured out what every 14 -year -old boy
dreams of.

And then I added the word olene.

Well, the boys have kind of taken it
over, but the girls are hanging out in

garage, enjoying the view.

Oh,

I brought up my old albums for you. Oh,
great.

Beckett's mom swears she was in the
Bengal.

We're going to check it out.

Lord knows she drinks like a rock star.

Hello, Judy. I'm here for Matt. Well,
come on in. Bill, tell Matt his dad's

here.

Would you like any... Can I get you
some... No, thanks.

Ted, you seem a little upset.

Want a Snoopy toothbrush?

Nope.

Hey, Teddy, you want to take a spin on
the trampoline? I don't think so.

Hey, that reminds me. I printed up some
information on trampoline safety off the

Internet.

Scary stuff.

Might want to up your liability.

Maybe you should up yours.

Dad,

what are you doing here? I told you I'd
be home at 6.

Your mother and I thought we could have
a family night.

Oh, well, I can't leave now. I mean,
it's almost my turn on the trampoline.

Okay, well, you're going to miss out on
Shadow Puppet Theater.

And that's too bad for you.

Mrs. Miller, will you be setting up that
Make Your Own Taco Bar?

Yeah, as soon as I get out of my work
club.

Cool. See you later, Dad.

Make Your Own Taco Bar?

Sounds a lot like our Make Your Own
Sunday Bar.

Not making the connection.

Okay, so you're officially the cool
parents.

Whoop -de -doo.

Ted, this isn't a contest.

Oh, Bull C.

Did you see his face? He's so out of the
game. Loser!

I'm still on the porch.

Hey, fellas, waiting for the trampoline?

Yeah, just want to jump.

Boys and trampolines.

Who'd have thought it?

It's nice that you kids have a healthy
alternative to drugs and alcohol.

Although I'd have loved bouncing on that
thing when I was baked.

He's really going to town.

Showtime.

What did he say?

Can we talk for a minute?

Not much to talk about.

Guess it really was about popularity.

I even went against my better judgment
and bought a trampoline. But kids

interested.

I could tell you how to fix that.

Oh, Kathy, this involves you.

Bill and I both owe you an apology. No,
we were wrong.

The kids have a fun and wholesome time
at your house, and we shouldn't have

judged you.

Yeah.

We'd like to give teen scene back.

What'd you do?

Well, due to a slight error in placement
of our trampoline, your son and all his

friends may have definitely seen my wife
naked.

I'm so sorry.

I knew something like this would happen.

That's why I wanted the children to stay
here in our home where our values are

supported.

How naked are we talking?

Back? Back and front?

You know, it really wasn't her fault.
The whole thing was a very regrettable

accident. Just Topsies?

Or the Big Bamboo? Was there any bending
involved?

Hey, kiddo.

How's it going?

Well, when you said you wanted this to
be the hangout house, I didn't know it

would be you hanging out.

Sorry about this whole mess.

I just wanted to be the only one you go
to for advice.

It's okay.

It's just kind of weird that half the
guys in my class have seen your top

I know.

Can we make sure this doesn't happen
again?

Oh, sweetheart.

You know, I can't guarantee that.

I just can't believe the only reason
they were hanging out here so they could

jump up and look in your window. Oh,
honey, if your window overlooked the

backyard, those little pervs would have
been just as happy peeping at you.

You think?

Oh, I know.

Oh, Mom.

Wouldn't happen any other way.

Cause you make me.