All language subtitles for still_standing_s02e17_parading

Here, honey.

Take this. It'll make you feel better.

Mmm, that tastes good.

Have some more.

Really? You want more?

Yeah, it makes me feel good.

Last night, my teddy bear talked to me.

Well, it shouldn't be doing that. You're
only taking, uh... Oh, oh.

You're good for another day. Don't
operate heavy machinery.

How's our sweet little Tina? Oh, she's
still sick. You should go talk to her.

Why? Being sick doesn't make her more
interesting.

Real nice, Bill. She can't help it if
she's sick.

She touched that toast.

Ew! Hey,

guys. Hi, Brian.

Oh, Donald.

Hakeem. Hi, Mrs. Miller.

Well, you're not going to believe this.
I have the most amazing news.

Another one of those Frodo Potter books
is coming out.

Frodo Potter.

I think you're confusing. Not worth it.
Actually, we've all chosen to build a

float for the St. Patrick's Day parade,
and I'm the head designer.

Well, this is great. The millers are all
over the parade this year. Lauren and I

are step dancing, and you're building a
float. Yeah, wait till you see my

design. We're going with the traditional
Gaelic theme.

Three guys building a parade float?

Sounds pretty Gaelic to me.

I'm still in love with you today, cause
you make me happy.

and it's quite a workout.

Yeah, I just hope we get the routine
down in time for the parade.

Are you kidding? We are great.

We're not just mothers and daughters.
We're river dancers.

Any chance we can get her to dance into
the river?

Aw, it'd be nice.

Lauren's mom is really enthusiastic.

Get real, Becca. I know she sucks.

Oh, good.

She's really bad.

You have to say something to her.

I will.

Man, you guys are so lucky to have moms
who don't want to be involved in your

lives. I know.

Having my mom in rehab is like the best
thing that ever happened to me.

Hey, guys.

Hey, Scotty. Oh, hey, Lauren.

Becca and Kristen, right? Hi.

Oh, my God.

Those are names.

I saw your game last week. You were
awesome.

Yeah, that's my boy.

And let this be a little bit of warning
for you girls about beer before and

after.

Okay, bye.

It was fun watching you at the batting
cages, Scotty. That's quite a swing you

got there.

Yeah, highest batting average on the
varsity team.

You've been a star since you were in
Little League. Yeah, only because you

such a good coach.

Well, it's not just me.

Who am I kidding? Of course it's me,
huh?

Hey, Dad.

Hiya, champ.

Ow, ow.

Dad, you're crinkling my tissue paper.
Hey, Brian.

Oh, hey, Scotty.

That's some fancy tissue paper you got
there.

Yeah, it's for my float, but it's all
wrong. I asked for Kelly green, and they

gave me sage green.

Who ever heard of a sage leprechaun?

Here goes my whole color scheme.

A float?

Yeah, Brian and his engineering club
buddies got picked to design a float for

the, uh... God, I need a beer.

Hey, where you been?

Fitz and I took our boy Scotty to the
batting cages. Now we're gonna watch the

game. Did you just say our boy?

Judy, Judy, don't twist my words around.

All I meant was I want Scotty to be our
son.

Bill, you have a son, and he's out back
working on his project, and I'm sure he

could use some help.

But it's afloat, and it's still
daylight, and there's neighbors.

You know, it wouldn't kill you to get
involved with your son's interests like

Fitz is with Scotty.

Hey, Mom?

Can we talk? And like I am with Lauren
and her Irish step dancing.

It's made us closer.

We have a blast watching those other
moms try to dance. Some of them do not

a clue.

Not a clue.

Did you want to ask me something,
sweetie? No, Mom. I just wanted to thank

for being so involved with my life.

See? She has tears in her eyes. Well,
it's easy for you. You both like

I'm stuck with float building, which
Brian wouldn't be doing if he had

like Scotty. It's those kids out there.

They're a bad influence.

Those boys are good kids, Bill.

And they're probably a lot cooler than
you give them credit for.

Hakeem, watch out!

Oh,

God! Nerd down!

Oh, Hakeem is using a nail gun? Oh, no.

And the neighbor's cat ran right by him.
He's horribly allergic.

You know what? Don't panic, Donald. Why
don't you take him home?

Let's go.

Do you need me to call your mom?

Well, my mom's not home. She's over in
the Pacific right now.

Your mom's distorted.

No, she's on the International Space
Station.

Wait, we don't have our helmets.

Safety be damned.

Wow.

Now how am I going to get all this done
by myself?

Yeah, where's Brian going to find
someone who knows how to work with tools

has the whole day free?

Ah, Judy, I see where you're going with
this.

Scotty, can you come out here?

That's not what I meant.

Dad, Scotty's not in the engineering
club. We're not even friends. Sure you

Remember when you were little and Fitz
would bring Scotty over? You guys were

inseparable. Dad, we were in a playpen.

What's up?

Brian needs your help with this float.

Oh, you need a hand? I guess, but if you
don't really want to... Oh, he's just

being shy. He really misses hanging out
with you like the old days. You remember

that playpen?

Oh, good times.

Come on, Judy, let's go.

Aren't you going to stand help?

No, no, it's like you always say, too
many cooks in the kitchen.

I never say that. I'm always begging for
help in the kitchen.

Teacher moved me all the way to the back
line.

Why? You know what I'm afraid of? That
I'm showing up the other mothers making

them look bad.

You're making us all look bad, Mom.

Oh, Tina, honey, let's go get your
medicine.

Yay!

Oh, your mom.

Step dancing.

She showed me some of her moves
yesterday.

So you know she's awful. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Can you break it to her for me? Uh, no.

Oh, I love your mother very much and
would never do anything to break her

You just want to see her make a fool of
herself in that parade.

Yeah, for two whole miles.

You taking off?

Yeah, I gotta go buy a video camera.

Hey, Brian, how are you guys coming
along with the flow?

Oh, not so good.

Donald was late and Hakeem's still going
through the school dumpsters.

He left his retainer on his lunch tray.

Scotty, I bet he was a big help.

Uh, no, that didn't work out. Oh,
really? Because, you know, Fitz and I

hoping you guys would hit it off so we
could all go out together.

Scotty did want to go out, but I don't
think he wanted you two along.

Yeah, Bill, kids don't want their dad
tagging along.

No, Scotty didn't just want to go out
with me. He wanted to go out with me.

On a date.

You mean a double date?

No, a boy -on -boy gay date.

Apparently, Scotty's gay.

What?

Are you sure?

Scotty, no. He's a guy's guy.

Yeah, and he was hoping I was the guy.

So he thought you were gay.

Yeah, isn't that outrageous?

Well, isn't it? Yeah, right.

Yeah.

I always thought I had a pretty good gay
dar, but I never would have thought

Scotty. Yeah, this blows my mind. And
poor Brian.

He must have been so uncomfortable.

On the other hand, it's not every day
you get asked out by the captain of the

baseball team.

What about Fitz?

Well, at least we'll have something in
common.

Sons, we just don't understand.

Yeah, but then again, who knows when
Fitz will find out? Hey, Fitz, pick up.

I guess you're not there. Anyway, get
this. What are you...

I guess you're right. I should probably
break it over a few beers. There's some

calamari.

You can't tell him at all. He is so
close to Scotty. This could devastate

How can you say he's close to Scotty
when his son has this huge secret?

It's Scotty's secret, and he will tell
his father on his own time.

It's just that... All right, I'll take
you for calamari. Okay, then. I'm good.

Hey, Dad.

Hey. You know what I really admire about
you, Dad? Your relationship with Mom.

You're so open and honest.

I'm not telling her she's a crappy
dancer.

But, Dad, you don't have to be out there
with her. It's going to be so

embarrassing. Please. When I was in
third grade, my mother showed up at my

school to bring my lunch in curlers and
an open robe. So, boo -hoo -hoo.

Lauren, can you get that? Boo -hoo.

Hey, Fitz, what are you doing here? I
thought I'd stop by. It's been a while.

mean, I haven't even talked to you since
the day we went to the batting cages

with Scotty.

Oh, yeah, Scotty. He's, uh... Yeah,
well, thanks for coming by.

Can I come in?

Yeah, I guess. I'm just watching
wrestling.

Oh, wrestling.

Oh, this is great.

Yeah, there's nothing like watching two
guys go at it, huh?

Maybe we should check out the baseball
scores.

Well, speaking of which, you should have
seen Scotty play last night.

Big homer.

So Scotty's up, right? First pitch goes
wide, ball one. Second pitch, high and

inside. Now, Scotty's got two balls on
him, right?

So he's just laying back waiting for a
big fat one right up the middle, huh?

Sure enough, wham! Right in his sweet
spot.

He really caught the pitcher with his
pants down.

And back to wrestling.

So how did Scotty and Brian make out the
other day? What?

Scotty still helping him with the float?

No, no, that didn't really work out.

How come?

Well, they're really two different
people. You know, Scotty's a big

Brian's kind of nerdy.

Wait, is Scotty picking on him?

Because I know how these hot shot
baseball players can get. And I don't

son being one of them.

You know what? I shouldn't have said
anything.

No, no, no, no. It's not right.

I mean, this kind of stuff is
unacceptable.

And I didn't raise my son to be like
that.

I can't believe you told him.

I didn't tell him anything.

Oh, so he just figured out on his own
that Scotty's gay.

What?

No, he heard it from you.

Oh. Oh, geez.

Okay, buddy, the thing is, we found out
there might be a small chance that

Scotty might be a little bit gay.

He asked Brian out on a boy -on -boy gay
date.

Wow.

This is so surprising.

I know, Fitz. I'm sorry you had to hear
it this way.

No, I just didn't know he was ready to
start telling people.

So you know Scotty's gay?

Oh, yeah, sure.

I mean, he's my son.

Yeah, he came out to me and Marion about
a year ago.

How do you find with all this?

Well, it took us a little while to
adjust to it, but no matter what, he's

a great kid.

Good for you being all okay with your
gay son.

I'm kind of glad you found out,
actually. You know, it's getting harder

harder to keep it from you. You know,
what with the support group we joined

the gay softball league.

Sounds like you're all over this gay
stuff.

You know, you've got to stay involved if
you want to stay close to your kid.

You're right. And you know what? This is
a big wake -up call for me.

If you can be close to your gay son,
there's no reason why Brian and I can't

closer. Good for you, honey.

You know, all this time I blamed Brian
for the fact that we don't connect.

You know, maybe it's me.

Okay, this rainbow is just the kind of
dazzle my parade float needs.

No, it's him.

Hey, Brian, buddy, I'm here to help you
with your... Whoa, Mama.

Welcome to our world of Celtic wonders.

Hey, Dad, check this out.

They dance.

You were right about the sage.

Would have made it look stupid.

Listen, Brian, I know I haven't taken
much interest in things that matter to

you, but that's all about to change
right now.

What can I do to help?

Okay, well, I've got to go buy some more
paint, so I guess you can put the

Jefferson High sign up at the top of the
rainbow if you want. You got it.

Good, because, you know, now that I
think about it, it's the only thing that

connects the float to the school.

He's right.

We should have found a way to represent
the school more.

I guess we just got intoxicated by our
love of Irish lore.

Let me give you fellas a tip.

Someday, when you start dating... Ah,
forget it. Good luck with your

studies.

Oh! Hey, Lauren.

Check it out. Pretty cute, huh?

be catching a little bit of Tina's cold.
You really think so?

Honey, don't worry.

I wouldn't dream of letting you down.

We are going to be dancing side by side
in front of thousands of people and on

TV and everyone will know. You're a
horrible dancer.

What? Oh my God, I'm so sorry I said
that, but you're horrible. You can't

on everybody.

I had no idea.

This doesn't mean that you still can't
be part of the parade.

Well, I don't want to be one of those
losers that just holds the banner.

Well, then I guess we can't be part of
the parade.

Okay, I got the penny, so let's get...
Oh, my God!

That's right. Your old man came to the
rescue.

My float! What did you do to my float?

Well...

I was putting up the sign, and I
remembered what she said about needing

in the float with Jefferson High. And I
thought, what says Jefferson High more

than their championship baseball team?

Dad, I can't believe this. I worked so
hard on it, and now everything is

I was trying to help. I made it better.

No, you made it into what you wanted it
to be.

I don't like baseball, Dad. I'm not
Scotty, and I'm sorry if that's a big

disappointment to you. Calm down. We can
put it back the way it was, but first

let me show you what it can do. I'll
tell you, the crowd is going to love

Okay.

Look at this swing.

Swing and a miss.

Swing and a miss.

Okay, change it back. Just a second. And
he swings for the fences.

is, we're safe. And we've shared a
father some moment we'll always

Dad, how could you do this? You've
wrecked everything.

Well, I mean, maybe we can fix it. I
mean, it's not really that... Oh, oh,

still on fire. Still on fire.

No, it's too late. The parade is
tomorrow. Just forget it. Well, what are

gonna do?

Well, I guess I'll have to put on my
leprechaun costume and dance on the

myself. And if that embarrasses you, you
can just stay home. Brian, Brian, wait.

You have a leprechaun costume?

I can't believe I'm not going to be
dancing in the parade.

I'm so disappointed.

Yeah, you're not the only one.

Thanks, Seth.

Here, here.

Look at this video from Cousin Steve's
wedding.

Bad dance in my ass. I'm tearing up that
dance floor.

Yeah, but from what I remember, he also
tore through that open bar.

And do you remember prom?

People formed a circle around me and
cheered me on.

And that's even before my boob fell out
of my dress.

Yeah, you were pretty messed up that
night, too.

Hey, maybe you can only dance if you're
messed up.

Oh, my God, that's it.

If I want to be a really good dancer, I
have to be hammered.

Judy, Judy, you've got a cold. It's not
like you can go out and get drunk.

Mom already a little lit, you know.

Tina's right, this stuff rocks. Where's
my tip -top?

How do I look?

Like the bravest man I know.

We'd be up there beside you if we didn't
both suffer from horrible motion

sickness.

Sorry. Better get on the float.

Not without me, buddy.

I changed my mind.

You're the bravest man I know.

What are you doing here? I'm here to
help you with your float. Your way,

here in front of thousands of people.

And on TV?

Oh, crap.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm a leprechaun.

You want a piece of this magic? Come on,
buddy.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Dad, you don't have to do this if you
don't want to. No, I want to because

is important to you. And if that
includes walking a mile in your

shoes, then so be it.

Dad, this means a lot.

What are you looking at? We're little
people. We love each other.

Let's have a start.

So, do we just stand on the float and
wave?

Actually, we fall like anthro pixie
dust.

Of course we do.