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Where's Mom?
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Well, she's either working late again or
she's finally come to her senses.
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In which case, she's probably halfway to
the Wisconsin border.
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What's for dinner?
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Don't say dinner. Mom's not here.
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Ah, did somebody say dinner?
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Oh, no. Then gather round the table,
kids. It's time for another exciting
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of Mystery Camp.
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Of course you do, Tina, because it's
America's favorite unknown contents
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game. One lucky winner will be going
home with a can of SpaghettiOs, while
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another healthier child will be getting
beefs.
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Dad, wouldn't it take less time to just
cook dinner?
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But then we wouldn't have our favorite
dinner guest, Lady Luck.
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Watch the cans go round and round. When
one stops in front of you, try and keep
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it down.
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Mom, thank God you're home. Dad's making
us play mystery camp.
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Girl, you knew I was working late. Why
didn't you heat up the leftover
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The kids won't want that.
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Why not?
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Because it's in my stomach.
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Okay, kids, go into the living room and
you can order a pizza.
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That figures. The one time I finally get
SpaghettiOs.
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I'm happy to be home with my family. I'm
so sick of being nice to people.
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And we're happy to have you, sunshine.
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Yeah, yeah, rub my back, sweet cheeks.
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You know, you've been working overtime
for two weeks now. When's it going to
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stop? I don't know. As soon as Dr.
Gerber finds a replacement for Colleen.
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Well, you can just relax and let your
man take care of you.
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Billet on hooks in the front.
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This rub is for me, not for you.
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Judy, they've been cooped up all day.
Don't you think they deserve a little
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too?
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Just the shoulders for now.
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Honey, when he asks you to work
overtime, why don't you just say no?
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Because he's my boss, and when I'm at
work, I have to be nice little office
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Judy. Yes, Dr. Gerber. Whatever you say,
Dr. Gerber. I'll get right on it, Dr.
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Gerber. Can I be Dr. Gerber?
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Right in here.
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No need to be nervous, Mr. Conway.
Everything's going to be okay.
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I just have a thing about Dennis.
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Yeah, we all do.
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Now, you're not going to bite me, are
you? No.
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Then I won't bite you.
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Why would you bite me?
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Just a little joke.
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Judy, we need more paper towels.
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Oh, and it's time to reorder drill bits.
They're getting a little dull.
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I'll get right on it, Doctor.
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Judy, would you mind staying late again
tonight?
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Sure thing.
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God, could it get any worse?
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What is it? What's wrong with my teeth?
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What?
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Oh, no, I wasn't talking about your
teeth. Your teeth are...
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Well, we'll let the doctor talk to you
about that.
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I was talking about my job. I've been
working so many hours, I can't even see
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straight.
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Is there another dental assistant that
could help me?
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Yeah, I wish. I'm all by myself here. My
husband thinks I should stand up to
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him. Maybe he's right.
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Maybe I should give Dr. Gerber a piece
of my mind. Who cares if it makes him
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mad? I do.
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No, you know what? I've got to do it,
and now or never.
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All right, Mr.
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Conway, this shouldn't be too bad.
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Is it going to hurt?
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Of course it's going to hurt. That's why
we give you gas.
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Doctor, there's been something that's
bothering me lately. Not now.
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Don't worry, Mr. Conway. You're in good
hands.
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What's been bothering you, Judy? Well,
it's been a month since Colleen's last,
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and it's been a little crazy around here
lately.
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Yeah, just a second.
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All right, just breathe normally, Mr.
Conway.
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I know it's been a difficult time for
you, but I've got to tell you, it's been
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rough time in my life.
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As you know, I was seeing Colleen
outside of my marriage. Doctor, do you
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you should be talking about such
personal matters in front of the
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It's all right. I gave him the gas.
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Next day, I can hear everything.
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Oh, I can't do anything right.
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Go back next week if you think it would
be better for me to do this.
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All right, he's out.
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Judy, I don't know what to do. My life
is falling apart, and it's all my fault.
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Beverly found out about Colleen. She
kicked me out.
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I'm living in this depressing studio
apartment. I'm sleeping on an air
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and they don't allow pets.
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The only one who loves me is my dog.
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How'd I keep him in a kennel?
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I'm so sorry, Dr.
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Gerber. I had no idea. If there's
anything I could do... Well, now that
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mention it... Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the
hell is that?
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My attempt to say no to my boss.
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Meet Schnitzel. He's going to be staying
with us for a while.
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What? You know how I feel about dogs.
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They make a mess, they slobber, they're
always begging for food. Who wants to
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live with that?
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Yeah, Bill, who?
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Dr. Gerber's wife threw him out, and he
needs someone to take care of the dog
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while he finds a permanent place to
live.
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Oh, this is good, Judy.
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Because I was just saying to the kids,
gosh, I hope Mom brings home something
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that could kill me in my sleep.
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Oh, you're afraid of a little pook -a
-daddy dog.
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God, we're getting a pool?
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No, look.
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A dog?
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But we wanted a pool.
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I can't have my friends over for a dog
party.
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Yeah, you could.
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It's my boss's dog, and he's going to be
staying with us for a while.
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What's his name?
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Schnitzel. Schnitzel? Yeah, it's a
German name.
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Dr. Gerber spent a lot of money to train
his dog to understand commands in
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German. Why German?
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Well, because German is such a guttural
language, the dogs are more likely to
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respond to your commands.
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So, German, huh?
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Schnitzel. Fetching me bratwurst und
Bierenstein.
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Some training. He's just staring at me.
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Like you're an idiot?
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Here are the list of commands that he
understands.
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Sit means sit. Out means let's go.
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Gib Fuß means shake hand. How are we
supposed to remember all that?
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Sit.
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Wow. Gib Fuß.
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Schnitzel, out.
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Go away.
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Scram, strudel, that sauerkraut,
whatever that name is.
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Hey, hey, if you kill me, they'll know
you did it.
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Oh, wait, you want liverwurst.
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Can't get anybody in this family to eat
liverwurst.
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Pretty good, huh?
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No more.
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You're not allowed to have people food.
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All right, one more.
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There you go.
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All right, one more.
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Wow. Judy never kisses me after a tube
of liverwurst.
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Oh, my God, that's disgusting.
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That poor dog.
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You might have a brother, you want me to
ask?
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Mr. Schnitzel, huh? You didn't tell me
about him.
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You're not supposed to be on the couch,
are you, boy? No.
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Don't worry, Linda. It's just that he
has sensitive hearing, and your
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clock's deafening him.
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Hey, Linda.
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doing on the couch? Dr.
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Gerber's gonna kill me. Get him down
from there and start speaking German.
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Okay. All right, boy. Off and
decouching. Off and decouching. Can I
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Bill? Off and de -assing.
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Off and de -assing.
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All right, Linda and I are gonna run
some errands and then I have to go to
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for the rest of the afternoon.
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On a Saturday?
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Now, Judy, this is becoming a real
problem.
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The fact that you can't say no to your
boss is affecting our relationship and
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who we are as a couple. Don't worry,
Bill. I'll be back in time to make
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All right. Have fun.
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Make sure that while I'm gone, you take
Schnitzel to the park, run him around a
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bit, and make sure he does his business.
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Fine. But you've got to do the same with
Linda.
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Beach volleyball.
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Good choice.
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I get to watch the girls in bikinis, you
get to watch the ball go back and
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forth.
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Dr.
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Gerber. Hey, Bill, I hope you don't
mind. I decided to come by in my lunch
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grab a little schnitzel time.
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Oh, uh, schnitzel's having a little down
time right now.
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He's been feeling a little down lately.
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Down.
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Schnitzel, what are you doing on the
couch?
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Schnitzel plots.
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Plots, Schnitzel plots.
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Bill, why won't he plots?
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Oh, he's been plotting all day. The
yard's full of plots.
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Schnitzel.
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Bill, is there crumbs on his muzzle?
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Oh, Bill, what's going on? Didn't Judy
give you the rules?
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To tell you the truth, I'm not going to
lie to you.
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In all honesty, the kids did it.
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Oh, Bill, it took me weeks to get him
back to the way he was.
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Yeah, but look at him. He's okay. He's
happy.
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Schnitzel?
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Gibfuss?
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Schnitzel?
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Schnitzel?
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Oh, it's nice to see him so relaxed.
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Really? Yeah.
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Yeah, he was this way when we got him.
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My wife is the one who broke his spirit.
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She's good at that.
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Sounds like you could use a little
vacation time, too. Have a Frito. Oh,
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I haven't had a Frito in years.
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I used to love them, but Beverly didn't
allow snacks.
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Or beer.
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Or fun.
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Well, as you can tell from our stains,
that's all we allow here.
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Oh, man, what a day. I can't believe I
agreed to work on a Saturday and Dr.
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Gerber didn't even show up. I spent the
entire afternoon rescheduling patients.
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God knows what happened to him.
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Hey, Bill, I think I got the chocolate
out of my hand.
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Hiya, Judy.
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Dr. Gerber, what are you doing here in
Bill's robe?
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Oh, I was teaching Bill how to make a
souffle, but it kind of got away from
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My fault. That mixer should have a kill
switch.
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What are you doing making this souffle
in my house?
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The more important question is, where do
you get your shampoo?
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Honestly, my head smells like a giant
peach.
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Go ahead, smell it. Go ahead. Give it
away. Give it away.
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Yes, Dr. Gerber.
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Well, this week has been fantastic.
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The hockey, the snacks.
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How'd they get the cheese in these
little pretzels?
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They're used like a cheese gun.
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You know, I've been eating too many of
these anyway.
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Don't we have sandwiches coming?
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Judy! What?
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I love you.
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Why don't you ask about the sandwiches?
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Judy!
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What's the ETA on the BLTs?
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Coming right up, Dr. Gerber.
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That's so bad!
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Guilty. Kiss my ass, yes, O .B.
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I love that damn dog so much he won't
mind eating the bread he licked right
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after he licked his own sandwiches.
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Ah, these look terrific. My mouth is
watering.
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You're not the only one.
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That must be my laundry.
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Thanks for letting me do my wash here.
I'm running low on underpants.
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Okay, my boss just said underpants.
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Because his are spinning around in our
dryer, where my underpants spin.
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Judy, I think we all need to calm down
and finish my sandwich.
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I can't take it anymore.
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It's bad enough that I have to work with
him all day, and then he drops his dog
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off here, and now he's here practically
every night.
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You've been complaining about your boss
for years, but I think he's a good guy.
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He's going through a hard time right
now.
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You only want to keep him around because
I have to be nice to him, and I end up
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waiting on you two hand and foot.
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All right, maybe you are a little nicer
when he's around, but is it wrong of me
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to take advantage of that?
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Bill, talk to him. Get him out of our
house. I don't see what the big deal is.
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Fox, little problem here.
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It seems some of my underpants got mixed
in with some of yours.
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Bill, you were me.
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I don't know what the hell a never
-ending onion is, but I'm getting one.
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I got a toaster.
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To a great night with a great friend
who's shown me a great time. Well,
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great guy.
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You're spending way too much time in our
house.
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Sorry? Have I been a burden? No, no, no.
It's just that you have a really good
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opportunity here.
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You're a free man for the first time in
your life, and he's just wasting it at
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our house.
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Huh.
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You may have a point.
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Maybe it is time I spread my wings.
You're absolutely right. You can do
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you want.
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There is something I've always wanted to
do.
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That's a little crazy. No, no, no. Do
it. Fly high, free bird.
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Follow your dreams. Do what makes you
happy.
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I want to close my dental practice.
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What? No, no, no.
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Why not?
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You're right.
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No, I'm not. I'm an idiot. Ask anybody.
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You know what I've always wanted to do?
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I want to open a restaurant like this
one, with a great bar.
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I want to hand somebody a cup of
something and not have them spit it out.
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Think of the people that work for you.
No, no, you're right.
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It's time I started thinking about
myself, and don't you think I'm not
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Bill, when I open my restaurant, you are
going to drink for free. Nathan, there
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are bigger issues than for free.
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That's right.
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Of course, there's going to have to be a
limit.
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Nathan, you've really got to rethink
this.
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I helped you change your life, and
you're going to limit how much I can
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Wow.
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More tea, Mrs.
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Schnitzel?
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Why, thank you. I'll have some pills.
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Excuse me. Lauren, have you seen my math
book?
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Very funny, Brian.
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Oh, my God, Lauren, if you hear that,
the dog can talk.
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You know what else the dog can do?
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Use your toothbrush.
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Oh, Mom, Lauren used my toothbrush on
the dog.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just finished
folding my boss's underpants. Get over
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Thank God you're alone. How did it go?
Did you get him off our couch?
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Yep. He won't have time to spend on our
couch anymore.
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Really? That's great.
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And here's some more exciting news.
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There's going to be a new restaurant
where we can drink for free.
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Oh!
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Really? What restaurant?
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Dr. Gerber's.
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which he's going to open as soon as he
closes his dental practice.
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What did you do?
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I don't know. I was telling him not to
hang out at our house so much, and that
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turned into him closing his practice.
But it wasn't my fault, I swear.
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And remember that when he thanks me for
giving him the courage to fulfill his
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dreams. What am I supposed to do for a
job now? Judy, you can't just blame me
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for this.
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If you would have just stood up to him
in the first place, we wouldn't have
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in this mess.
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Damn it, Bill.
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I'm sorry.
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No, I mean, damn it, you're right.
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Aha! I knew it. I'm right.
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Wait a minute. What are you trying to
pull?
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No, no, no. I am right.
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Right?
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Mr.
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Conway, I have to apologize for your
last visit.
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I haven't been very focused lately.
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You see, I've... I've lost my passion
for dentistry.
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But not today. You'll be fine.
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Oh, okay.
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We're just going to replace this
temporary crown, and you'll be out of
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no time. Great.
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Okay, Dr. Gerber, we have to talk right
now. Oh, not again.
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Judy, can't this wait? No, it's very
important, and I'm sorry if it upsets
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but I have to say what I have to say.
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You know what?
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Nice to meet you both, but I've decided
I don't need a crown.
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I'm going to live with a bad tooth. I'll
just chew on the right.
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And with that, so ends my dental career.
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All right, Judy, what is it?
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Bill told me about you closing down the
practice and opening up the restaurant.
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Yeah. Isn't it a great idea?
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Do you have any idea what it takes to
run a successful restaurant? You could
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lose a lot of money.
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No.
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No bad ideas lose money. Mine is a great
idea.
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Oh, no, Judy, Judy, I feel very
passionate about this.
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Well, I guess if you're passionate about
it. Oh, yeah, it's a brilliant idea.
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You know how some restaurants you go in,
you pick out your own lobster?
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Well, my restaurant is the same idea,
except with duck.
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Okay, that is it. You are out of your
mind.
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First, you have an affair with the
office slut.
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Then you leave your wife and you dump
your dog at my house. And now you're
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passionate about the idea that Chicago
needs a restaurant where you can get
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dressed up and go kill a duck?
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Well, they wouldn't be killing it
themselves, Judy.
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Are you even hearing yourself?
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You're in the middle of a huge midlife
crisis, and there's no reason to drag me
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or poor little ducks into it.
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Now get on the phone, call your wife,
beg her forgiveness, and stop talking
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about closing down the office. But what
if it doesn't make me happy?
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Then buy a sports car and grow a
ponytail like every other dentist your
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What kind of sports car?
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But if you're going to grow the
ponytail, I'd go with the convertible.
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Maybe you're right.
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You know, I hate to admit it, but I
really do miss Beverly.
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And I bet she misses you, too.
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You think so? Yeah.
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Thank you, Judy.
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And you know what? I'm glad this
happened.
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Because now I don't think of you as just
an employee. I think of you as a
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friend. That's very sweet. You're a good
friend, too.
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And I'm so sorry I've been so crazy
lately. It's just, it's so overwhelming
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the separation and the move.
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And my mother hurt her back.
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Oh, that's terrible.
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Yeah, she slipped a disc and she lives
alone.
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That's the last thing you need. Well, if
there's anything I can do...
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Bill, Evelyn Gerber.
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Evelyn Gerber, Bill.
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Hold your horses. I'm going as fast as I
can.
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Boy, you really can't get enough of this
liverwurst, can you?
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There you go.
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I wouldn't have it any other way Cause
you make me
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