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Morning, Brian.
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Mom, can I ask you something?
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Shoot.
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Now, don't make a big deal of this, but
there's this girl at school and... Oh,
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my baby boy has his first crush and he's
coming to tell me about it. I think I'm
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going to cry.
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Okay, first of all, thank you for not
overreacting.
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I'm sorry, honey. Go ahead.
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Well, I really like this girl and I was
wondering if I should do something
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special for her today.
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Brian, you should do something special
for her every day because women love it
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when you make the effort. We're very
sensitive.
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It's just that since today's Valentine's
Day... Valentine's Day? Oh, son of a
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crap.
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Now I gotta waste my whole lunch hour
finding something for your father.
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Okay, what am I gonna get him? What am I
going to get him?
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Oh, morning, honey. Happy Valentine's
Day.
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And a happy Valentine's Day to you, too,
my little Valentine.
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I'm going to call your Aunt Linda. You
and your sisters go over there after
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school. I'll figure out the rest later.
What if Aunt Linda has plans on
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Valentine's Day?
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All right, don't make fun of your Aunt
Linda.
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So, Mom, what should I do about Bonnie?
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You know, the girl that I like at
school? Oh, her name is Bonnie, isn't
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Sweet, Brian and Bonnie. Mom.
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Oh, maybe those little candy hearts that
have the funny things on them.
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What if she thinks I'm a dork?
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Yeah, what if, Brian, what if?
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Oh, dork, leave your brother alone.
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Yeah, shut up. I'll just give her the
card you were going to give to Derek
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Montgomery.
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She loves Derek Montgomery.
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Ha, that's a fake card that I knew you'd
steal.
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Oh, darn, you got me. If only I'd stolen
the real card.
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You know, the one where he's too good to
be forgotten?
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That's a lot of math for you, Lauren.
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Give it back!
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No!
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All right, you two stop it right now.
Brian, give me both those cards.
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Now, which one of these should I give to
your father?
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Valentine's Day, sweetheart.
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Happy Valentine's Day. You look amazing.
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Ooh, fancy underwear, candles, no kids.
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Looks like I'm getting some.
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Okay, let's get cracking.
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Hold on. How about a little romance, a
little sweet talk?
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I'm sorry.
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Let's get cracking, baby.
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Come on, Bill. It's Valentine's Day.
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You're right. Besides, it'd be rude to
open your present before you rent your
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car.
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It was the last one. I had to fight some
guy to get it. Well, guess what, Bill?
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He won. He's having sex right now.
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Why are you wearing boots?
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It's a look.
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You forgot to shave your legs. I did
not. These boots are sexy.
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Maybe at a strip joint in Fairbanks.
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Fine, I forgot Valentine's Day. I got
home three seconds before you did, and I
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wiped my stinky pits with a kitchen
sponge, and you got me a fart card, and
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me crazy, Bill, but I think the romance
is dead.
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20 years.
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Of course the romance is dead.
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I'm going to go get dressed.
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Come on, honey. What's wrong?
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Bill, don't you miss the time before we
had kids when we would play little games
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and write each other dirty notes? It's
like we don't even try anymore.
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I don't see what the problem is. We have
sex all the time.
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Daddy's not shaking it enough for you.
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Well, yeah.
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You know, it's not like you've been
trying much either. I mean, your
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come on is, come on, let's do it. I've
got to take a shower anyway.
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You know what? You are right. And we
both need to take responsibility here.
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both need to make an effort to spice
things up.
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Effort. Now, there's a word that turns
me on.
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I don't think I can make you like that.
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Now say responsibility on my neck.
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I know.
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Let's pick a day, and you do something
special for me, and I'll do something
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special for you. Like what? And please
don't say rose petals on the bed,
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I sweat, and they'll stick, and it won't
be pretty.
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Just surprise me.
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Piece of cake. I'll do it tonight.
Prepare to be surprised.
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Oh, Bill, you can't just get naked, jump
out of the closet, and yell surprise.
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Then I'm going to need more time.
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watching? That prince. He's going to
rescue the princess.
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Then they live happily ever after.
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Well, isn't that sweet?
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Aunt Linda thought she was dating a
handsome prince, too.
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Right up until the time she realized he
didn't even have a job, and that's why
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she'd been paying for every meal for the
past six months and one time rent on
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his castle.
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Mom, can I watch this in the air room
where it's quiet?
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Sure, sweetie.
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Oh, so let me guess. These are breakup
brownies.
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Well, they started off as anniversary
brownies. Then they were, who's that
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who answered the phone brownies?
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Then they were, sorry, I called your
mother a whore brownies.
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Here we are.
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I'm torn.
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I hear your sister, but I smell
brownies.
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There he is.
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You walk into this house with baked
goods, it's like throwing chum in the
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Don't forget about our surprise
tomorrow.
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I got it all planned.
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So do I.
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Oh, what's that about? Oh, Valentine's
Day tank, so we both promised to do
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something romantic for each other.
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What do you got planned?
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Oh, it's a surprise.
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You got nothing. I got nothing.
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I got caught up in the moment, and now
I'm screwed. He's probably in there
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telling Carl about his big plan.
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I got nothing.
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What do you think she's looking for?
Something sexy to spice things up.
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Apparently she's bored.
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Sounds to me like she wants you to bring
home a lady friend.
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No.
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No.
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Hey. Hey, Brian.
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Boy, you've really grown.
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You just saw me yesterday.
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By the end of the week, you'll be huge.
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Dad, can I ask you something?
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Sure.
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There's this girl I like, Bonnie, and
Mom told me to buy her flowers and candy
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for Valentine's Day, but I chickened
out. Smart move. That's too risky.
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She turns you down, and you're standing
in the middle of the hall with flowers
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and candy.
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You might as well walk over to the
toilet, put your head in, and wait for
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football team.
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What do I do?
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Be casual.
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Stare at her.
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Crack your knuckles.
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If that goes okay, try flipping a note
into her locker.
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You know, when I liked a girl, I used to
get her to trade lunches with me. Then
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I'd pretend that her lunch gave me food
poisoning. Then she'd go out with me.
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Oh, sure, I knew it was out of pity.
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But let me tell you something about a
pity date.
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Still a date.
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No, trust me. If I cover myself in
chocolate, it's going to be more about
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chocolate. Okay, what about this?
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A friend of mine did this thing that was
so crazy and so nasty, and she felt
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pretty cheap about it afterwards, but it
was still worth it. It was you, wasn't
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it? Oh, yeah.
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And just when she thought I couldn't
throw up anymore, she said, good God,
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that's enough. I'll go out with you.
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I think I'll try putting a note in her
locker. Good choice. That's how I first
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got your mom's attention.
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What did you say in the note?
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I asked her if she wanted to go out by
the dumpsters and get high.
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School over more quickly by... by
studying harder.
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After we'd finished studying, we went
over to Arby's and laughed and laughed.
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I can't do that. That's crazy.
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Yeah, you're right. It's too daring for
a married woman who's a mother of three.
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Oh, screw you. I'm doing it.
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I'm fluttier than you are.
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Excuse
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me.
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You got something under your coat there,
ma 'am? Me? No, I'm just here to have
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lunch with my husband, Bill Miller. He
works down in bathwares.
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Never heard of him.
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Bill? Bathwares?
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He's about this tall, cute, great smile.
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Kind of wears his beard, if you know
what I mean.
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Look, why don't you just open your coat,
and I did my job, and I can take my
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little paycheck and go home.
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I'm not wearing anything underneath this
for lunch with my husband.
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All right.
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It's just that some people come in here
with nothing on under their coat because
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they want to steal them. lot of stuff.
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Really? Yeah.
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It's a crazy world.
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Look, either you open your coat or
you're gonna have to come along with me.
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Bill!
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Bill!
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Oh, thank God. Where have you been?
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They've been pacing you for 20 minutes.
Judy, you'll forgive me, but hearing the
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words Bill Miller to security has never
been good news in the past.
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What are you doing here?
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They thought I was shoplifting. What?
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Why are you wearing a trench coat and
high heels?
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Because I was making an effort.
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How's that, making an effort?
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Oh.
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That's a two -way mirror into the
security office.
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I'm sorry.
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But, you know, those guys have the
entire Girls Gone Wild video collection,
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cheer from them means a lot.
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Come on, they cheer like that for any
naked woman.
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Yeah, you're right.
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You know, I'm sorry, this is my fault.
What do you mean?
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Well, you only did this because you got
the sexy note I wrote you.
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What note?
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About your hot body and meeting me for a
hot time.
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What else did it say?
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A little privacy, do you mind?
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Sorry.
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Oh, I didn't get any note.
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How could you not get the note? I put it
in your lunch.
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Well, I didn't pack a lunch today. Who
took a lunch today?
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Hey, Brian.
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Hey, Bonnie.
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Listen,
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there's something I wanted to give you.
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My lunch.
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I was wondering if you wanted to trade
lunches.
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Okay, but mine's egg salad.
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That's fine. I love egg salad. Anything
with mayonnaise, because mayonnaise
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doesn't close up my throat at all.
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How embarrassing was the note, Bill?
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It wasn't embarrassing. It was romantic.
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I talked about how I loved your... We
should probably get it back.
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in 15 minutes.
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We'll just be in time. Let's go. I need
something to wear.
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Huh? Uh, uh, let's see what we got here
in the lost and found.
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Ah -ha!
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It's not worth that.
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Okay, uh, what can you do with an
umbrella and three pairs of sunglasses?
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All right, give me the choice.
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Get lost.
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Brian!
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Oh, no, I was praying it wasn't you.
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What are you talking about?
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Some kids said they saw a hooker and her
parole officer walking around, and I
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said, please don't let it be my parents.
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How did you think it would be us?
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It is you.
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Brian, we need your lunch. There's been
a little mix -up. No big deal. I'd trade
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it with Bonnie.
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Why would you do that? Why would you
trade your lunch?
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I didn't think it was that big of a
deal. Well, it is. It is a big deal.
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Because there's something in there that
shouldn't be.
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What?
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Cholesterol.
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Silent killing.
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Trying to kill your new girlfriend?
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Are you, son?
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Are you?
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Are you?
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All right, Brian, where can we find
Bonnie?
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She just left my office.
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Seems she found a note in her lunch.
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Three chairs, no waiting. Let's go.
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You don't have to do it. she says.
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Excuse me?
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Brian, no more lips. She's a principal,
for God's sake.
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I didn't think you'd written a note,
Brian.
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An honors English student wouldn't have
used the word hot twice in one sentence
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and misspelled bodacious.
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I was in a hurry.
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You're free to go.
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So, I'm not going to get suspended?
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No. Not even for a few days?
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Just until everyone forgets they were
here?
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Brian, I've known your parents since
they were students.
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They'll be back.
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Have a great day, sweetheart.
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Miss Bowden, we're all adults here.
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Sure, what the hell, I'll make that
leap.
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Bill made a mistake. He thought it was
my lunch. We were just trying to have a
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little fun.
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You remember fun?
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Chasing after the Model T.
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Taking the trolley down to the picture
show.
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Painting dinosaur eggs for Easter.
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If you want to use history to insult me,
you might try passing it first.
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You should both be ashamed of yourselves
writing these kinds of notes.
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Well, we've been together for a long
time and we're just trying to spice
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up. And you thought this grammatically
incorrect juvenile nonsense would spice
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things up?
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Miss Bowden, I'm sorry this ended up in
Brian's lunch, but I'm a little too old
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to be sitting here getting a grammar
lesson. What I was trying to do was show
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wife how much I love her. Oh, Bill, this
is so sweet and so nasty.
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I know.
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Oh, see, Bill, that's all I need, just a
little something every now and then.
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I'll give you a little something every
now and then.
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Are you two ever going to grow up or are
you going to go through life like a
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couple of horny teenagers?
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Bill, did you hear that? She called us
horny teenagers.
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Yes, I did, and this time she's gone too
far. No, Bill, it's a good thing. Or
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maybe not far enough.
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We're horny teenagers.
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We're not boring. We still got it.
You're right, Judy.
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We still do got it.
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Still do got it?
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Please, get out of my office before I
take back your diploma.
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Bonnie, I'm so sorry. No, no, no. I'm
the one who's sorry.
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My stupid friend started passing around
the note and Miss Bowden got it.
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And now I'll never get it back.
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You want it back?
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Well, yeah.
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It was great.
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I mean, most boys our age write such
lame notes.
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Do you like me? Check yes or no.
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Oh, yeah.
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Who would write that?
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Not me. That's who.
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Oh, I bet that's her. We should go
apologize.
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I like you, Brian.
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You're different.
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Give him a hug. Judy, Judy, trust me. He
doesn't want to associate his first
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kiss with a hug from his hooker mother.
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See you at band practice.
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Thank you.
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Judy, did you see those moves? I think
our little boy is going to be quite the
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ladies' man.
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that happened, and I just wanted to make
it up to you.
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Oh, Bill, that is so sweet.
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They do it with boxes, too.
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Cause you make me
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