All language subtitles for still_standing_s01e14_scoring

Hey. Hey.

I got those pictures developed from
Brian's birthday party.

These are from Brian's eighth birthday
party. That was six years ago.

Yeah, I got it. So you can quit bugging
me.

But just here you are.

Where? In Mama's belly.

Just out of Daddy's belly.

We don't know, sweetie, but we're pretty
sure it's going to have a long neck and

a foamy head.

Now, why don't you go wash up? I better
start dinner. Linda and her new

boyfriend will be here any minute.

I thought I'd fire up the barbecue and
grill tonight.

It's freezing out there. Are you going
to be standing out there all by yourself

while we're in here getting to know
Linda's new guy?

Oh, okay, I can see where you're going
with this.

Bye, Bill.

Bye, Linda.

Oh, sweet freezing cold.

Hey, where's Trevor?

I had to get in here first and tell you
something.

I'm 27.

You told him you were 27. Why do you
want to start off a relationship on a

You know, a voice in my head asked the
same question.

Fortunately, it was drowned out by a
louder voice screaming, he's young and

Lie. Lie your 37 -year -old ass off.

Linda, that is so shallow. When are you
going to... Sorry, Linda. I couldn't

find your lipstick.

Hey.

Hey.

When are you going to introduce me to
your new boyfriend, Baby Sis?

You can call me your Baby Sis.

I'm with the Chicago Bulls cheerleader.

Yeah, we had a lot of fun on that squad,
didn't we, Linda? Yeah.

I'm feeling in love with you today.

Trust you make me happy.

So, Trevor takes me to Club 31.

He's a VIP.

I end up doing a shot off his abs.

Your picture's wild.

Show your abs, sweetie. No, that's all
right.

Wow, that's a lot of abs.

Touch him, touch him. No, I don't want
to touch him. Go ahead. That's what

they're there for.

Oh, my.

What was that for, six -pack, huh?

Six -pack.

Who wants to tap a keg?

Trevor, this is my husband, Bill.

This is Linda's boyfriend, Trevor. Nice
to meet you. You too.

Why are you all sweaty?

Oh, I was trying to get the grill out of
the garage. I couldn't get the door to

open. Trevor, honey, could you open the
garage door for Bill? Sure. I wouldn't

bother. It's frozen shut.

Maybe Trevor could melt it with his
eyes.

You know, I don't mind taking a look.
I'll give you a hand. Oh, no, Bill, we

don't want you to hurt yourself. Trevor
looks like he can handle it. He lifts

weights. Yeah, and not just his own off
the couch.

I work out.

Sure you do, sweetie.

Trevor, the garage is that way. Okay,
I'll be right back.

I don't know about the new guy you're
dating, but his son seems very nice.

Linda told him she was 27.

Okay, he'll find out my real age when
the time is right. Trust me, he'll find

out when the light is right.

Oh, you gave up, huh?

No, I got it. I just threw a little
shoulder into it.

Oh, come on now. I bet you haven't had a
little shoulder since you were five.

Oh, it's not that big a thing. You know,
my job keeps me in shape.

Yeah, Trevor teaches spinning at the
health club. That's where we met. He's

a triathlete.

I'm more of a team sport guy. You know,
football, basketball, hockey.

Until six o 'clock, and then he switches
to game shows.

Wow, you play hockey.

Well, I don't play hockey as much as I
used to, but I still pick up a stick now

and then.

Especially if there's a marshmallow at
the end of it.

I haven't had a toasted marshmallow
since I was 12.

What year was it when you were 12,
Linda?

Oh, hi, honey.

Hey, Bill.

What's in the bag?

Oh, I joined that roller hockey league
at the rec center. I had to buy some

equipment. Oh, this is so cute. You're
doing all this because of Linda's new

boyfriend, Trev.

No, it's because I want to play hockey
and maybe reconnect with my jock roots.

Yeah, well, while you're back there in
the 70s, pick me up a can of tap.

Judy, I made up my mind. I'm playing
hockey.

Okay, whatever, but don't you think you
should work your way up to something as

strenuous as hockey? Like maybe you
could start by walking past the couch?

Eventually go to the gym?

After a couple weeks, go inside, have a
look around.

All right, Judy, it's a beginner league,
and I've played hockey before,

remember? I used to be Killer Miller.

Yeah, well, if you do this, you're gonna
have to change your last name to

Mingerd.

I'm not gonna get Mingerd. I got the
helmet, pads, gloves.

God, and why'd you have to buy all this?
Couldn't you have borrowed this stuff

until you found out if you're gonna do
it more than once? I'm gonna do it more

than once. I was born to play hockey.

Oh, really?

Well, let's visit a place I like to call
Bill's Quartet of Lost Dreams.

There was the summer you were born to
fish.

Hey, hey, hey. In my defense, I only
gave up because worms are icky.

And the winter you were born to ski.

I was born to ski. I just wasn't born to
stop.

And that part of the afternoon you were
born to scuba dive.

I don't care if sharks don't live in
lakes. That was a shark.

Come on!

What are you doing?

Huh? We're playing a 3 -2 iron D. You
can't play the point unless you get back

on D. I know that.

This is the beginner league, right?

guys, but we can't count on Phil to
help. Phil sucks.

I know.

Let's take our game to the outside.

Keep the play away from Phil.

Okay, let's go.

Our conditioner out of Brian's room for
you guys.

Wow, Bill couldn't get that thing to
budge. So, Bill, how'd it feel to get

in the rink?

Oh, great, great, just great.

You know, I was just telling Judy I
can't wait for the next game.

Tina, honey, don't play with Daddy's
equipment.

But you said... Hey, hey, look at this.
I have gum.

Oh, good.

Where do you want this, Judy? Oh, put it
in the mudroom. Bill, give me a hand.

second rusty old thing he's taken out
this week.

Hoo, hoo, hoo.

Getting some. Don't care.

Would you mind if I take away your
house, boy?

What? Well, Judy's been having him do
stuff around here all day.

Well, I figured since we had a young,
strong guy around, I might as well take

advantage. I mean, that old fridge in
the garage isn't going to get to the

on its own, Bill. I could have done
that.

I don't think so. It still had the chain
around it from when you tried to drag

it with the car.

So, tell me about the game, Bill. Did
you guys win?

Barely. Some guy on our team named Phil
accidentally knocked the puck into our

goal. Twice.

What an idiot.

Yeah. Well, did you score any goals?

Yeah, two.

All right, Bill.

You know, everyone does high five.
That's why I'm bringing this one back.

Just doing some punches.

One hundred.

Are you feeling all right? I feel great.

Really? Because you were walking around
and you were kind of sore. You sure you

didn't overdo it playing hockey? Not at
all.

Come on, admit it. You're a little sore.

Stop it. No, you stop it. No, no, no.
Seriously, stop.

I know you're sore.

Okay, maybe a little.

Well, if you can't make it down the
stairs, I could put your hockey... stuff

the closet of locked dreams for you.

Nothing's in the closet.

You're right. We'll have Trevor carry
everything out to the curb.

You know, it's easy to criticize, Judy,
but when was the last time you saw the

inside of a gym? Once it'd been like 15
years?

What? I don't have to work out. I'm
naturally thin.

There's a difference between being thin
and being athletic.

At least I'm out there trying to be fit,
trying to be youthful.

Who else is doing that here in this
room?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's just me.

Start working out any time I want. Easy,
Judy. Don't get that heart rate up.

It's not used to it.

You know what I think? I think I'll go
with Linda to the health club tomorrow.

Great idea. You can sit at the juice bar
and tell people how you're naturally

thin. No, I'm going to the health club,
and I'm going to take Trevor's spinning

class. And after that, I might lift
weights. And after that, I might take a

kickboxing class. Well, good for you.

Yeah, right, like you could handle that.

Ow!

Okay, maybe you can.

Ow! You definitely can.

Ow! I didn't kick you.

I know, I got a cramp.

Are you sure you want to come to
spinning class with me? It's a pretty

workout. What is it with everyone around
here? I used to work out a lot when I

was younger.

Running from the cops because they
caught you with beer is not working out.

I think I can handle riding a bike that
doesn't go anywhere, unlike your age,

which goes backwards.

For your information, I felt guilty
making Trevor think I was 27.

This weekend, we're celebrating my 28th
birthday.

No present.

Bill, is that you?

Yep, Purdue.

So, you're heading out to your spinning
class, huh?

Yep. Good luck.

Oh, I don't need luck. I have muscles.

But you better watch yourself playing
hockey.

I can't watch myself. I skate too fast.

Come on, Judy. The bike's in front.
Phillip Burley in Trevor's class.

Okay, let's go. Bill, your shoe's
untied.

Thank you.

Hey, Bill.

Hey, Carl.

Can you do me a favor, buddy?

What's that?

Help me up.

Oh.

That's the thing.

Here we go.

Hey, Bill, that's the stuff you asked
for.

Heat rub, Advil, ice pack.

Did I forget anything, Grandpa?

Shut up.

Either stop making that noise or give me
a handful of that, too.

If you're so sore from hockey, I can
hardly move.

If you're so sore, why don't you just
quit? I can't quit. I opened my big

Now Judy's working out.

I can help you, Bill. You?

Yeah, I used to coach my nephew's
league. I know a lot about hockey.

All right, what's in it for you?

You did say there were some ladies
playing, right?

Yeah, but they're pretty big and brawny.
Hey, I said I'd do it. You don't have

to sweeten the pie.

Now, remember everything we worked on.
Stick to the boards, hustle up to the

point. Got it. And most of all, when we
try to score, we shoot on the other

team's goal.

Right. Now, go get in that game.

You're an animal.

Thirsty, can I have a sip of your water?

Yeah, sure.

Go ahead.

Do you mind handing it to me?

What, do I have to drink it for you,
too?

Are you okay?

Yeah, why?

You're not sore, are you? Because you
haven't really moved at all since I got

here. No, I'm fine.

in worse shape than he is.

You just tried to slap me, didn't you?

Yeah.

I'm gonna go try to find a bottle of
aspirin, and if it has a childproof cap,

help me God, I'll chew right through it.

What's so funny?

Just telling you guys you're both
working out and doing so great.

You're both champions!

Yeah, thanks.

Don't you have to go pick up your
boyfriend from his play date?

Yeah, I should get going.

See ya.

Sorry.

Better get that before the ants do.

Teach her.

I'll go see what's on TV.

Me too.

You know what's fun?

Just kind of strolling through your
house.

Yeah, we paid for this place. Might as
well enjoy it.

Where's the remote?

Yeah, we watch too much of it. We're
jocks now.

You bet we are.

So, is spinning going well, then? Oh,
yeah, I live for my spinning class. I

don't know what I'd do without it. I
feel the same way about hockey.

I'm hungry.

Can I have dinner?

Sure thing, sweetie. We'll be there in a
minute.

Okay.

So, you gonna go get her something?

Yeah, I'll get up and get her something.

If you want to.

Okay, I'll do it.

Then again, there are cookies in there.

Ah, she loves cookies.

Okay, okay, this is ridiculous. We're
feeding our child food off the floor.

When I say go, let's both admit how we
really feel, okay? Together.

Okay.

Ready, set, go. I hate working out! Uh
-huh!

I know. I haven't been able to bend my
legs for days.

What were we trying to prove, Bill? I
didn't want to be old. I wanted to be

young like Trevor.

Bill, when we were young, we weren't
even young like Trevor.

I know, but we weren't old like this.
How did this happen? It happens to

everyone. We're not even that old.

Someday we're going to look back on this
and want to feel this good.

Oh, my God, that's depressing.

bad. I mean, we may have peaked
physically, but age has given us a lot

wonderful things.

You're right.

Like what? Wisdom?

Uh, no.

Success.

Please.

Oh, we must have something to show for
our time on this earth.

Keys. We have a lot more keys than we
used to.

That's right. We do have a lot more
keys.

And you know what else? After all these
years, we're still hot for each other.

You're right.

And someday we'll have sex again.

Not today, Ronnie. Oh, God, no.

Sweetie. I can't believe I'm 28.

Before you know it, you'll be in your
late 30s.

Bill, come help me get the plate.

Linda, I forgot I couldn't get tickets
to that play.

Oh, no. I was really looking forward to
that.

What are we going to do now?

Well, we could go back to my place and
you can eat the cake off my abs.