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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:05,038 [RATTLING..] 2 00:00:38,671 --> 00:00:41,841 ♪ 3 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:48,575 -SO I DON'T KNOW. 4 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:49,342 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 5 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,945 WHY IS A RABBIT WEARING A 6 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:53,413 HUMAN SKELETON COSTUME? 7 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:54,614 BECAUSE A RABBIT WOULD HAVE A 8 00:01:54,714 --> 00:01:56,516 RABBIT SKELETON COSTUME. 9 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:57,217 -NO, NO. 10 00:01:57,317 --> 00:01:58,418 IT'S A HUMAN SKELETON 11 00:01:58,518 --> 00:02:01,621 WEARING A RABBIT COSTUME. 12 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:02,455 -OH, ONE OF THE HUMAN 13 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:03,790 SKELETONS IS WEARING THE RABBIT 14 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:04,691 COSTUMES TO FOOL THEM? 15 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:05,892 -YEAH, AND THEN-- 16 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:06,893 -JUST FOR THE, JUST FOR 17 00:02:06,993 --> 00:02:09,462 THE ONE BIT? -YEAH. 18 00:02:09,562 --> 00:02:10,630 -I DON'T THINK THAT MAKES 19 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:11,397 ANY SENSE. 20 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:12,298 I THINK YOU SHOULD CUT IT. 21 00:02:12,398 --> 00:02:14,868 -WELL, IT'S JUST THAT-- 22 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:15,735 -WELL, BECAUSE... 23 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:16,503 -YEAH, WELL, I'M THE 24 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:17,637 DIRECTOR, SO... 25 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:18,805 BUT THAT IS A GOOD IDEA. 26 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:19,839 -YES, SIR! 27 00:02:19,939 --> 00:02:21,841 -SO, ACTUALLY THIS IS GONNA BE 28 00:02:21,941 --> 00:02:23,776 TOO LONG, SO LET'S ACTUALLY CUT 29 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:25,145 THAT, 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK IT'S 30 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:28,148 THAT FUNNY. 31 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:31,784 -GOOD IDEA. 32 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:35,188 [♪...] 33 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:36,456 THIS IS HARD. -FUCK. 34 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:37,924 -HOW DO YOU DO THIS EVERY DAY? 35 00:02:38,024 --> 00:02:39,192 -CAN YOU SEE, CAN YOU 36 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:40,927 READ THAT? THAT, THAT... 37 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:42,195 -WHAT? CAN I READ WHAT? 38 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:43,530 DUDE, I CAN READ THIS FROM LIKE 39 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:44,230 ACROSS THE ROOM. 40 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:45,198 -NO, NO. GET IT CLOSE TO 41 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:46,232 YOUR FACE. 42 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:47,133 -I CAN READ THIS FROM AN INCH 43 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:48,034 OR, LIKE, 10 FEET, MAN. 44 00:02:48,134 --> 00:02:50,970 I GOT PERFECT EYESIGHT. 45 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,675 -I'VE BEEN DOING--I'VE NEVER 46 00:02:55,775 --> 00:02:56,943 DONE THIS IN MY LIFE. 47 00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:58,244 -WHAT, MOVING SOMETHING AWAY? 48 00:02:58,344 --> 00:02:59,345 THAT'S WHAT MY MOM DOES. 49 00:02:59,445 --> 00:03:00,246 -THAT'S WHAT MY DAD DOES. 50 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:01,281 I FEEL LIKE MY DAD. 51 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:02,282 -WE'RE ALL BECOMING OUR DADS. 52 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:03,316 THERE'S NO WAY AROUND IT. 53 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:04,350 -I USED TO HAND MY DAD, LIKE, 54 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:05,218 "SIGN THIS PERMISSION SLIP" AND 55 00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:07,153 HE'D GO... 56 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:09,155 BUT NOW I'M DOING THAT. 57 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:10,123 -SO, THEN GET GLASSES. 58 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:11,024 -I NEED GLA--NO, I WENT TO 59 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:13,359 MY DOCTOR AND I SAID... 60 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:14,360 I THOUGHT I NEEDED GLASSES. 61 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:15,695 AND HE SAID TO GO TO THE 62 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:17,830 PHARMACY AND GET THOSE 63 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:18,765 MAGNIFYING READING GLASSES. 64 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:19,566 -THOSE ARE GOING TO BE 65 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:20,466 SO LAME. 66 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:23,770 YOU SEE MY NEW GLASSES? 67 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,806 [MAKES BLAST-OFF SOUND] 68 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:33,580 [♪...] 69 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:34,981 -WHAT IS THAT? 70 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:37,217 IS THAT SOME KIND OF POD? 71 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:38,484 -Man: IT'S MY NEW CAMERA. 72 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:39,452 -OH, IT'S ONE OF THOSE, 73 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,254 LIKE, UH, U.S.B. CAMS? 74 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:42,322 [ELECTRONIC LAUGH FROM KEYBOARD] 75 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:43,856 [BOTH LAUGH] 76 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:45,825 [ELECTRONIC LAUGH FROM KEYBOARD] 77 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:47,327 -WAIT, DO THAT AGAIN. 78 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:49,862 BUT, LIKE, YEAH. 79 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:50,763 LIKE, WAIT, I'LL TELL YOU 80 00:03:50,863 --> 00:03:53,266 A JOKE AND THEN... 81 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:54,867 HEY, WHY IS SIX AFRAID OF SEVEN? 82 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:55,835 -WHY'S THAT? 83 00:03:55,935 --> 00:03:56,869 -'CAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE. 84 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:57,737 [ELECTRONIC LAUGH FROM KEYBOARD] 85 00:03:57,837 --> 00:04:03,876 [♪...] 86 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:04,877 -SO, AT THE ADVICE FROM MY 87 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:07,280 EYE DOCTOR, I'M GETTING SOME 88 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:10,550 READING GLASSES. 89 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:11,651 WOW. 90 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:18,725 [♪...] 91 00:04:25,064 --> 00:04:29,769 [MUFFLED VOICES ON COMPUTER...] 92 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:51,624 [COMPUTER CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 93 00:04:55,328 --> 00:04:57,797 [COMPUTER CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 94 00:04:57,897 --> 00:05:01,768 [♪...] 95 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:16,849 -HOW'S IT GOING? 96 00:05:16,949 --> 00:05:22,989 [♪...] 97 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:30,863 [MUFFLED VOICES FROM COMPUTER] 98 00:05:30,963 --> 00:05:35,935 [♪...] 99 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:39,872 ALL RIGHT, ALMOST DONE. 100 00:05:39,972 --> 00:05:42,575 HOLD ON. 101 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,089 -Voices from computer: 102 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:59,992 Wow... Wow... Yes! 103 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:03,996 [APPLAUSE] 104 00:06:31,924 --> 00:06:34,293 [♪...] 105 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,597 [KISSING SOUNDS] 106 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:44,804 WHAT'S THAT? 107 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:48,941 WHAT'S THAT? 108 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:52,845 [KISSING SOUND] 109 00:06:52,945 --> 00:06:57,917 [♪...] 110 00:06:58,017 --> 00:07:03,723 [BUBBLING] 111 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:09,495 [♪...] 112 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:16,002 [KEYBOARD CLICKING] 113 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:23,075 [♪...] 114 00:07:49,735 --> 00:07:51,237 [BIRDS CHIRPING...] 115 00:07:51,337 --> 00:07:58,277 [♪...] 116 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:15,962 [♪...] 117 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:39,285 [♪...] 118 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:54,300 -HOW THOSE GLASSES WORK-- 119 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,201 TREATIN' YA? 120 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,603 -THEY WORK, ACTUALLY. 121 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:59,472 LOOK, I CAN'T DRAW WHILE 122 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:02,341 YOU'RE DOING THAT. 123 00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:06,913 THAT'S NOT GOOD. 124 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:08,314 [BOTH LAUGH] 125 00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:09,415 JUST THE SHOULDERS. 126 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:11,450 JUST THE SHOULDERS. 127 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,320 SLOW IT DOWN, SLOW IT DOWN. 128 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:19,225 O.K. 129 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:20,259 [MOANS] 130 00:09:20,359 --> 00:09:21,460 THE SKELETON IS GREAT, BUT I 131 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,595 THINK DAVE WANTS THE GUITAR 132 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:23,729 TO BE BIGGER. 133 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:24,931 HE DOESN'T WANT IT TO LOOK 134 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:26,933 LIKE A GUN. 135 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:27,700 SO, I THINK-- 136 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:28,601 -DOES IT NEED TO BE LIKE, 137 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:30,336 LIKE A, UM... 138 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:32,471 -IT'S GOT TO LOOK LIKE THIS. 139 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,839 -LIKE AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR, 140 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:38,611 THOUGH? 141 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:39,679 THAT BIG? 142 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:40,713 -YEAH, LIKE IT'S ON HIS BACK. 143 00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:41,814 HE'S LIKE RUNNING WITH IT ON HIS 144 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,015 BACK, 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT IT 145 00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:43,783 TO LOOK LIKE... 146 00:09:43,883 --> 00:09:44,817 -OH, HE DOESN'T WANT IT TO 147 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:45,651 BE LIKE A MACHINE GUN BECAUSE 148 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:46,552 IT'S TOO VIOLENT. 149 00:09:46,652 --> 00:09:47,520 -YEAH, SO, IT'S JUST... 150 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:48,421 -SO, IT'S, THIS IS TOTALLY 151 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:49,055 NO GOOD? 152 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,623 -RIGHT. 153 00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:51,457 [LIGHTER CLICKING, 154 00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:55,094 WIND BLOWING...] 155 00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:01,300 -THOSE GLASSES ARE NOT COOL. 156 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:05,438 I'M COOL. 157 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:10,076 [♪...] 158 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:26,726 [♪...] 159 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:34,800 -♪ DA NA-NA NA, NA N-- 160 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,002 -[SCOFFS] ARE YOU COMING TO MY 161 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,970 PARTY TOMORROW? 162 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:39,405 -UM, YES. 163 00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:40,673 WELL, I'M GOING TO TRY TO. 164 00:10:40,773 --> 00:10:41,641 -YOU GOTTA COME, MAN. 165 00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:42,575 YOU GOTTA SEE MY TRAILER. 166 00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:43,609 -NO, I WANT TO. 167 00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:45,011 I HAVE A FRIEND IN FROM OUT OF 168 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:45,778 TOWN, SO... 169 00:10:45,878 --> 00:10:46,779 -WHAT FRIEND? 170 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:48,948 -I MET HER ON CHATROULETTE, 171 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:49,882 ACTUALLY. 172 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,951 THE FIRST TIME I EVER WENT ON. 173 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:52,685 -OH, GOD. 174 00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:53,552 -BUT SHE'S SUPER COOL. 175 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,820 SHE'S A JOURNALIST. 176 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,389 SHE WRITES ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT 177 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,423 AND, UM-- 178 00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:58,424 -AND YOU JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX 179 00:10:58,524 --> 00:10:59,659 WITH HER REALLY BAD. 180 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:00,826 -AH, I DO, BUT SHE ACTUALLY 181 00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:02,294 HAS A BOYFRIEND, SO... 182 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:03,696 -[SCOFFS] KENT! 183 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:04,563 -BUT, MAYBE SHE'LL HAVE 184 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,464 SUCH A FUN-- 185 00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:06,298 -OH, YOUR LIFE IS JUST A 186 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,267 WRECK, KENT. 187 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:09,535 [LAUGHS] 188 00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:13,906 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 189 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,015 -HEY. 190 00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:25,384 GOOD, YEAH. 191 00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:27,319 O.K. 192 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,255 O.K., UH, JUST PARK ON THE 193 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,322 STREET, IT'S HARD TO FIND. 194 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,425 AND I'LL COME UP AND GET YOU. 195 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,025 O.K., COOL. 196 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:33,592 YAY! 197 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,494 ALL RIGHT, BYE. 198 00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:37,363 [♪...] 199 00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:39,899 UGH. 200 00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:47,306 ...KATE! 201 00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:48,641 -HEY, KENT, HOW ARE YOU? 202 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:49,675 IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU! 203 00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:50,476 -LOOK WHO'S HERE! 204 00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:51,277 OH, MY GOD. 205 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,344 -WHAT IS THIS? 206 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:53,479 -I JUST GOT THIS. 207 00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:54,513 I'M TRYING TO BE A JOURNALIST. 208 00:11:54,613 --> 00:11:55,247 -OH, MY GOD. 209 00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:55,915 -WELCOME. 210 00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:57,049 -THANK YOU SO MUCH. 211 00:11:57,149 --> 00:11:57,817 HI! WOW. 212 00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:58,584 -HOW'S IT GOING? 213 00:11:58,684 --> 00:11:59,351 YOU'RE SHORT. 214 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,352 -YOU'RE TALL. 215 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:00,986 -I MEAN, SHORTER... THAN ME. 216 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:01,420 SORRY. 217 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:02,455 -YEAH. 218 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,355 YOU'RE TALLER THAN I... AM AND 219 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:04,724 ALSO THOUGHT YOU WERE. 220 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,625 IT'S REALLY GOOD TO BE IN 221 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,494 YOUR PRESENCE. 222 00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:09,328 ...THIS ONE? 223 00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:10,029 -NOPE, KEEP GOING. 224 00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:10,830 -THAT ONE? 225 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:11,964 -ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM. 226 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,299 -O.K.... 227 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,869 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 228 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:28,280 [LAUGHS] 229 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:30,716 -IT'S GOOD, RIGHT? 230 00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,318 -CLOSET. 231 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,352 LIVING ROOM. 232 00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:34,253 -UH, I'M GOING TO PUT 233 00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:35,521 YOUR BAG... -PERFECT. 234 00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:37,356 -HERE. -THANK YOU. 235 00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:38,357 ON THE SHAG. 236 00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:39,391 -YEAH, I THINK I'M GOING TO 237 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:40,426 PUT YOUR BED THERE. -O.K. 238 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:42,128 -THIS IS ALL YOUR AREA, SO... 239 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,409 -OH, MY GOODNESS. 240 00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:02,381 BABY CAT. 241 00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:03,349 [KISSING SOUND] 242 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:03,916 -UM, SO, KATE... -YES. 243 00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:04,683 -WHAT WOULD YOU 244 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,285 LIKE FOR DINNER? 245 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:07,119 WHAT SHOULD WE MAKE? 246 00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:08,721 -HMM, THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION, 247 00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:09,889 MY DEAR. 248 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:11,857 WE HAVE OLIVE OIL. 249 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,325 WHAT WOULD WE MAKE WITH 250 00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:13,893 OLIVE OIL? 251 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,528 -UM, PASTA? 252 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,896 -PASTA. 253 00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:17,897 -WAIT, OH, I HAVE TO BUY 254 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:19,832 CAT LITTER. 255 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:23,369 [♪...] 256 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,804 ...OH. 257 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:25,805 -[CHUCKLES] PARDON ME. 258 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,573 I'M SORRY. 259 00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:28,574 -OH, HI. 260 00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,576 SORRY. 261 00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:33,813 -OH, EXCUSE ME. 262 00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:35,748 OH, SORRY... HELLO. 263 00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:36,715 -WHAT DID YOU THINK WE 264 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,716 WERE DOING? 265 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,385 -I, UM, THOUGHT WE WERE 266 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:40,319 FIGHTING OVER THIS 267 00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:42,521 DELICIOUS BEER. 268 00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:43,322 -Kent: WHAT WERE WE 269 00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:44,523 TALKING ABOUT? 270 00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:45,524 -Kate: UM... 271 00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:46,725 -OH, YEAH, HOW LONG WERE YOU 272 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,626 GUYS TOGETHER? 273 00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:48,494 ARE YOU GUYS TOGETHER? 274 00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:49,628 -YEAH. 275 00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:52,665 UM, LIKE FIVE YEARS? 276 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,633 YEAH. 277 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:55,668 IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 278 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,703 -HAVE YOU... IS IT O.K. THAT 279 00:13:57,803 --> 00:14:00,406 I'M ASKING YOU QUESTIONS? 280 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:00,840 -YEAH. 281 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:01,874 -O.K. 282 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:02,842 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING-- 283 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:03,776 -NO, YOU SHOULD ASK. 284 00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:05,444 -...FELT WEIRD, LIKE... 285 00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:06,445 -DON'T WORRY. 286 00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:11,550 -UM, I GUESS I JUST, I JUST 287 00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:12,852 WANTED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION. 288 00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:13,853 JUST FOR ME. 289 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:14,620 LIKE, I'M FEELING WEIRD AND 290 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:15,821 I'M LIKE... 291 00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:17,556 -YEAH, I APPRECIATE THAT. 292 00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:19,625 I FEEL WEIRD TOO, AND... 293 00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:20,459 [CAT MEOWS] 294 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:21,627 I REALLY LIKE YOU. 295 00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:22,928 AND I, I DON'T WANT TO DO 296 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,697 ANYTHING TO, LIKE, MAKE YOUR 297 00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:25,898 LIFE STRANGE. 298 00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:28,634 OR JUST, I DON'T WANT TO FUCK 299 00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:30,636 ANYTHING UP WITH ANYONE'S LIVES. 300 00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:32,338 [CAT MEOWS, DOG BARKS] 301 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:35,641 AND I DON'T KNOW. 302 00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:36,675 I DON'T KNOW. 303 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:39,278 I JUST WANT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME 304 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,313 WHILE WE'RE HERE IN THIS MOMENT. 305 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:45,885 [DOG BARKS] 306 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,519 -HOW OLD WERE YOU? 307 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,722 -UM, LIKE 19. 308 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,457 IT'S A GOOD TIME TO... 309 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,391 -AND YOU HAD, LIKE, FOOLED 310 00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:53,525 AROUND WITH ONE GIRL? 311 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:54,460 -A LITTLE BIT. 312 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,160 -AND THEN YOU CAME OUT 313 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,495 TO YOUR PARENTS. -YEAH. 314 00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:57,396 -YOU SAID, "I'M GAY." 315 00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:58,063 -YEAH. 316 00:14:58,163 --> 00:14:59,765 -WHAT DID THEY SAY? 317 00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:01,533 -"NO, YOU'RE NOT." 318 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,601 -THEN WHAT DID YOU SAY? 319 00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:04,737 -I WAS LIKE, "WELL, I AM." 320 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:05,938 AND THEN THEY SAID, "WELL, IF 321 00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,673 YOU'RE GAY THEN YOU ARE COMING 322 00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:09,675 HOME FROM COLLEGE AND YOU'RE 323 00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:10,776 GOING TO LIVE AT HOME AND YOU'RE 324 00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:12,111 GOING TO WORK 40 HOURS A WEEK 325 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:13,712 AND GO TO SCHOOL, SO YOU WON'T 326 00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:15,681 HAVE TIME TO BE GAY." 327 00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:16,949 AND I WAS LIKE, "O.K., I'M NOT 328 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,884 GAY, SORRY." 329 00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:19,785 -BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT 330 00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:21,453 YOU WERE... 331 00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:22,388 LIKE, DID YOU THINK YOU 332 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:23,255 WERE GAY? -YEAH. 333 00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:25,124 I WAS JUST, I DECIDED I WAS GAY. 334 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:26,558 I WAS JUST LIKE, "IT JUST MAKES 335 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:27,393 MORE SENSE." 336 00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:28,494 LIKE, WOMEN ARE A 337 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,862 GENTLER SPECIES. 338 00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:32,197 I JUST WOULD PREFER THEM. 339 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,232 I MEAN, THAT WAS THE CONCLUSION 340 00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:34,700 I CAME TO, I WAS LIKE TAKEN-- 341 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,801 -THAT'S SO WEIRD. 342 00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:37,803 'CAUSE DON'T YOU KNOW INSIDE? 343 00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:40,272 LIKE, YOU KNOW, YOU SEE A 344 00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:41,840 GUY AND YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, THAT 345 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,809 GUY IS..." RIGHT? 346 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:44,843 -I KNOW. 347 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,645 IT WAS ON A MORE INTELLECTUAL 348 00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:48,647 PLANE THAN THAT. 349 00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:49,782 -WE DIDN'T LIKE SET A DATE 350 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:50,582 OR ANYTHING. 351 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,784 WE JUST... 352 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:52,785 SHE MOVED TO NEW YORK AND 353 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:53,819 WE WERE STILL DATING. 354 00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:56,188 AND THEN AFTER A YEAR SHE WAS 355 00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,657 LIKE, "WE'RE NOT GETTING 356 00:15:58,757 --> 00:15:59,692 MARRIED," AND I WAS LIKE, 357 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,726 "YEAH, I DON'T THINK WE ARE." 358 00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:03,595 BUT THEN WE MOVED IN TOGETHER. 359 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:04,863 -WOW. 360 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,665 -YEAH, WE DATED FOR FOUR YEARS 361 00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:08,667 BUT WE... IT WAS WEIRD. 362 00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:10,202 WE WERE TELLING PEOPLE WE WERE 363 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,236 ENGAGED, AND PEOPLE WERE LIKE, 364 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:12,271 "CONGRATULATIONS," BUT IN THE 365 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,606 BACK OF MY MIND, I WAS LIKE-- 366 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:15,507 -"NO, WE'RE NOT." 367 00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:16,275 -YEAH, IT WAS JUST A... 368 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,677 IT WAS LIKE A TEMPORARY... 369 00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:19,745 AND NOW, LOOKING BACK, I'M LIKE, 370 00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:22,748 I KNOW THAT I WAS JUST... 371 00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:23,882 I WANTED HER TO MOVE BACK 372 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,286 TO NEW YORK, LIKE, I WAS JUST... 373 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:28,721 SHE WAS MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND 374 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:29,755 AND... 375 00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:31,623 -IT WAS NOBLE. 376 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:32,591 -I GUESS... 377 00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:33,625 BUT IT SEEMS REALLY LAME. 378 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:34,660 NOW I LOOK BACK AND I'M LIKE, 379 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,762 OH, HER PARENTS WERE SO RIGHT 380 00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:40,632 TO BE SKEPTICAL OF ME, LIKE, 381 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:43,502 "WHO IS THIS JOKER?" 382 00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:44,136 -HOW OLD WERE YOU? 383 00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:44,770 -LIKE 18... -WOW. 384 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,705 -OR 19. 385 00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:47,439 ...HI. 386 00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:48,240 -HI. 387 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,641 -THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING 388 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:50,776 IN THIS INTERVIEW. 389 00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:52,611 -INTERVIEW OR INTERROGATION? 390 00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:54,480 -UM, I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS. 391 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:55,547 -O.K. [LAUGHS] 392 00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:56,582 -O.K., FIRST QUESTION. 393 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,916 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 394 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,385 -I WAS JUST SHOWING YOU 395 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,887 MY PHOTOGRAPHS. 396 00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:02,788 -YES. 397 00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:03,889 AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED? 398 00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:04,923 -AND THEN THERE WAS A 399 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,792 PHOTOGRAPH THAT YOU... 400 00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,460 IT WASN'T INTENDED FOR PUBLIC 401 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,596 CONSUMPTION. 402 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,663 I APOLOGIZE. 403 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:12,598 -CAN YOU PLEASE BE MORE 404 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,465 SPECIFIC? 405 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:14,666 LIKE, LET'S NOT... 406 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:15,634 -THERE WAS A NAKED PHOTOGRAPH 407 00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:16,668 THAT WAS NOT TO BE SEEN 408 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:17,536 BY ANYONE. 409 00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:18,570 -OF WHO? 410 00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:19,772 -OF YOURS TRULY. 411 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:20,906 -AND, AND... 412 00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:21,974 BUT I SAW IT BY ACCIDENT. 413 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:22,808 -YOU DID, INDEED. 414 00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:23,709 -AND... 415 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:24,676 BUT NOW I CAN'T SEE IT? 416 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:25,544 -RIGHT. 417 00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:26,678 [COMPUTER BEEPS] 418 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,647 ...SURE, KISS. 419 00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:31,750 [CHUCKLES] 420 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:32,684 -UM... 421 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:37,623 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 422 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:38,657 YEE-HA... 423 00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:41,260 MMM... 424 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,261 IT'S LIKE WE'RE POSING 425 00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:45,097 FOR A PHOTOBOOTH PICTURE. 426 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:52,905 WE SHOULD HELP A BROTHER OUT. 427 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:53,939 -YEAH, SHOULD WE KISS? 428 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:54,940 -O.K. -ALL RIGHT. 429 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:55,874 -JUST FOR YOU. 430 00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:56,809 THIS IS FOR YOU. 431 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:57,676 -YEAH, WE'VE ACTUALLY 432 00:17:57,776 --> 00:17:58,644 NEVER KISSED. 433 00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,711 -WE'RE JUST DOING THIS FOR 434 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,714 YOU, TO HELP YOU, NEW FRIEND. 435 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,183 [BOTH LAUGH] 436 00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:07,419 -THIS IS INSANE. 437 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:08,253 -OH, MY GOD. 438 00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:09,455 THIS IS REALLY INSANE. 439 00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:10,022 -RIGHT. 440 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:13,325 -WHY NOT? -O.K. 441 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,627 ...I HAVE MEDICATION FOR THIS. 442 00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:16,662 GOOD NIGHT. 443 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,765 [BOTH LAUGH] 444 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:26,738 [♪...] 445 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,875 -MY FEET ARE COLD. 446 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:30,943 -THEY ARE COLD. 447 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,211 -THEY'RE REALLY COLD. 448 00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:33,745 -DO YOU WANT SOCKS? 449 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,614 -UM... 450 00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,549 WHAT ABOUT HUMAN SOCKS? 451 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:38,617 [BOTH LAUGH] 452 00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:39,585 -WHAT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT 453 00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:40,319 YOU MEAN... 454 00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:41,587 -YEAH, LIKE YOUR HAND 455 00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,422 IS REALLY PERFECT. 456 00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:43,989 -YEAH? 457 00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:44,857 -THAT'S PERFECT. 458 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:45,757 -I HAVE WARM HANDS. 459 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:46,758 -YES, YOU DO. 460 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,293 -YOU KNOW WHY WOMEN, DO YOU 461 00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:50,562 KNOW WHY YOUR HANDS AND FEET 462 00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:52,431 GET COLD? 463 00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:53,765 AND MEN'S HANDS AND FEET ARE 464 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:56,168 USUALLY WARM? 465 00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:57,536 -BECAUSE WE'RE PROTECTING 466 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:58,604 OUR WOMBS? 467 00:18:58,704 --> 00:18:59,771 -YEAH! 468 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:00,772 -I'M PROTECTING MY WOMB 469 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,574 RIGHT NOW. 470 00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:04,276 [BOTH LAUGH] 471 00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:06,812 THANKS FOR CARING FOR MY FEET. 472 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:11,550 [AIR PUMP WHIRRING...] 473 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:25,797 [WHIRRING STOPS] 474 00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:47,553 -OH! [LAUGHS] 475 00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:47,953 HI. 476 00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:50,689 -HI. 477 00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:51,757 THANKS. 478 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,393 -YOU'RE WELCOME. 479 00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:56,328 ANYTHING FOR A PRETTY LADY. 480 00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:59,264 -[LAUGHS] THANK YOU. 481 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:03,468 I HAVE TO GO MAKE A PHONE CALL. 482 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:22,921 [COMPUTER GAME BEEPS AND CHIMES] 483 00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:24,590 -Game: Level complete. 484 00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:29,461 [GAME BEEPS, PLAYS MUSIC...] 485 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:38,904 [BEEPING AND MUSIC CONTINUE...] 486 00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:51,216 -HEY, KATE? [KNOCKS] 487 00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:52,117 -YEAH? 488 00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:52,985 -DID YOU GET A TOWEL? 489 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:53,885 -OOH, YES, I DID. 490 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:54,886 -O.K. 491 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:55,887 WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING 492 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:56,855 FOR THE MEETING? 493 00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:57,856 -UM, I HAVE TO GO IN LIKE 494 00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:58,757 HALF AN HOUR? 495 00:20:58,857 --> 00:20:59,558 -O.K. 496 00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:00,759 -SO, I'M JUST GETTING READY. 497 00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:01,760 -O.K. 498 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,595 -YEAH. 499 00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:20,078 [♪...] 500 00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:38,196 -AH, FUCK! AH--OOH, OOH. 501 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,865 AH, SH... 502 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:43,902 [♪...] 503 00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:44,903 AH... 504 00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:50,842 [♪...] 505 00:21:53,345 --> 00:22:00,552 [BUBBLING...] 506 00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:11,630 -Kate: HOW DID YOU BREAK IT? 507 00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:13,031 LIKE, I STILL DON'T GET IT. 508 00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:14,232 -Kent: I WAS CLEANING UP 509 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:18,003 AND I SPILLED WATER ON IT. 510 00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:18,904 -THAT SUCKS. 511 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:19,771 -I KNOW. -YEAH. 512 00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:21,039 -I'M VERY CLUMSY. 513 00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:22,374 -WHOA. 514 00:22:22,474 --> 00:22:23,342 -YEAH, KEEP TALKING. 515 00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:24,843 -UM, ARE YOU ENJOYING 516 00:22:24,943 --> 00:22:25,644 THIS CAMERA? 517 00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:26,678 DO YOU THINK IT'S THE ONE? 518 00:22:26,778 --> 00:22:28,413 -I THINK IT'S A NICE CAMERA. 519 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,248 -DOES MY FACE LOOK GOOD 520 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,917 WITH DIGITAL LIPS? 521 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,318 -YEAH, KISS. KISS. 522 00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:35,887 DO THE... YEAH. 523 00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:37,022 [KISS] 524 00:22:37,122 --> 00:22:42,861 [♪...] 525 00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:10,088 [♪...] 526 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:25,370 -[LAUGHS] HA! WHAT... 527 00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:26,772 WHAT IS GOING ON? 528 00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:28,974 -WELCOME. 529 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,308 HEY, BUDDY. 530 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:31,476 -YOU HAVE A GATE. 531 00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:32,477 -I HAVE A GATE. 532 00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:34,780 IT'LL CLOSE BY ITSELF. 533 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:35,380 COME ON IN. 534 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,415 -WHERE ARE WE? 535 00:23:36,515 --> 00:23:37,249 -[LAUGHS] WE'RE IN HOLLYWOOD, 536 00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:38,016 BABY! 537 00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:38,917 -HA! 538 00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:39,918 WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS? 539 00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:43,321 -UH, IT'S A PRODUCER. 540 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,790 THIS GUY THAT'S INTERESTED 541 00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:46,992 IN ME. 542 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:47,926 -IS HE HERE? 543 00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:48,927 -NO. 544 00:23:49,027 --> 00:23:49,828 -YOU'RE ALONE IN HERE. 545 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:50,729 -YEAH. 546 00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:52,230 -YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHO IT IS? 547 00:23:52,330 --> 00:23:52,898 -NO. 548 00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:53,698 -WHY?! 549 00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:55,300 -HE LIVES HERE LIKE A COUPLE 550 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,568 WEEKS OUT OF THE YEAR AND THEN 551 00:23:56,668 --> 00:23:58,270 IT JUST SITS HERE. 552 00:23:58,370 --> 00:23:59,337 -IS IT SOMEBODY I KNOW? 553 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,605 -[LAUGHS] NO. 554 00:24:00,705 --> 00:24:01,473 I MEAN IT'S SOMEBODY YOU'VE 555 00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:02,441 HEARD OF. 556 00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:05,043 BUT NOT SOMEBODY YOU KNOW. 557 00:24:05,143 --> 00:24:06,845 -THIS IS AWESOME. 558 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:08,346 -YOU WANT TO SEE AN ULTRASOUND 559 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,348 OF MY UNBORN CHILD? 560 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:14,953 -YEAH. YEAH. 561 00:24:15,053 --> 00:24:16,421 -CAN YOU SEE, SORT OF? 562 00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:17,422 I PUT THE LITTLE ARROWS THERE 563 00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:18,457 AS A... 564 00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:19,558 -I CAN SEE THE ARROWS. 565 00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:21,426 [LAUGHS] THAT'S... 566 00:24:21,526 --> 00:24:22,961 -YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT'S THE 567 00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:26,097 HEAD IS THIS SHAPE HERE. 568 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:29,367 AND THEN THAT'S THE ARM, 569 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:30,368 I THINK. 570 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:31,369 -HONESTLY, IF IT DIDN'T SAY 571 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:32,070 "BABY", I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT 572 00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:33,104 THIS WAS. 573 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:34,773 IT LOOKS LIKE, LIKE "THIS IS OUR 574 00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:37,375 NEAREST PLANET OUTSIDE OUR SOLAR 575 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:40,312 SYSTEM AS SEEN THROUGH THE EYES 576 00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:42,280 OF THE HUBBLE." 577 00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:43,582 [LAUGHS] 578 00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:47,652 ...OH, MAN! 579 00:24:47,752 --> 00:24:50,422 I CAN GET USED TO THIS. 580 00:24:50,522 --> 00:24:55,360 WANT TO EAT HERE? 581 00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:55,994 ...JOE? 582 00:24:56,094 --> 00:24:56,862 -YEAH? 583 00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:57,963 -HOW'S IT GOING? 584 00:24:58,063 --> 00:24:58,797 -FINE. 585 00:24:58,897 --> 00:24:59,865 -UM, WHY ARE WE EATING INSIDE 586 00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:02,300 AND NOT OUTSIDE? 587 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,735 -BECAUSE THERE'S NO SUNSCREEN 588 00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:06,571 HERE. 589 00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:07,772 AND I GET SUNBURNED REALLY 590 00:25:07,873 --> 00:25:08,907 EASILY. 591 00:25:17,983 --> 00:25:18,817 -[LAUGHS] 592 00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:20,452 -SEE, YOU'RE ALREADY LAUGHING. 593 00:25:20,552 --> 00:25:21,353 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN IT 594 00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:22,387 CUT TOGETHER. 595 00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:25,790 [JOE LAUGHS, WIPES HIS HANDS...] 596 00:25:31,062 --> 00:25:32,030 -RIGHT. 597 00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:32,931 I'M GONNA GO SWIMMING. 598 00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:35,333 -O.K. 599 00:25:35,433 --> 00:25:40,005 WHOO! 600 00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:41,139 WHOO-- 601 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:48,246 -I DON'T LIKE... 602 00:25:48,346 --> 00:25:49,614 I GET OUT OF RELATIONSHIPS 603 00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:50,782 BECAUSE I'M LIKE, I DON'T WANNA 604 00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:52,717 FUCKING HAVE A DISCUSSION 605 00:25:52,817 --> 00:25:54,052 ABOUT WHAT WE'RE GONNA EAT FOR 606 00:25:54,152 --> 00:25:54,886 DINNER EVERY NIGHT. 607 00:25:54,986 --> 00:25:56,354 THAT'S A PAIN IN THE ASS. 608 00:25:56,454 --> 00:25:57,389 AND WHEN I'M ALONE, I'M JUST 609 00:25:57,489 --> 00:26:00,325 LIKE... I CAN JUST SIT ON THE 610 00:26:00,425 --> 00:26:02,327 COUCH UNTIL I'M HUNGRY AND THEN 611 00:26:02,427 --> 00:26:05,330 EAT WHATEVER I WANT. 612 00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:08,333 IT'S NOT LIKE, "HEY, WE NEED 613 00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:09,334 TO COORDINATE. 614 00:26:09,434 --> 00:26:10,101 WHAT ARE WE DOING 615 00:26:10,201 --> 00:26:13,471 FOR BREAKFAST?" 616 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,606 I JUST WANT TO GO, "I'M GONNA 617 00:26:14,706 --> 00:26:16,708 LIE HERE UNTIL I HAVE TO TAKE 618 00:26:16,808 --> 00:26:18,310 A SHIT AND THEN I'M GONNA GET 619 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:19,044 OUT OF BED." 620 00:26:19,144 --> 00:26:20,312 [BOTH LAUGH] 621 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,346 IT'S AWESOME. 622 00:26:21,446 --> 00:26:22,247 IT'S THE BEST. 623 00:26:22,347 --> 00:26:23,548 -YOUR VIEW OF MARRIAGE 624 00:26:23,648 --> 00:26:26,351 IS VERY BLEAK. 625 00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:28,453 IT'S A LOT MORE FUN THAN THAT. 626 00:26:28,553 --> 00:26:29,621 -YEAH, YEAH, NO, I JUST THINK 627 00:26:29,721 --> 00:26:30,755 I MISSED THE BOAT. 628 00:26:30,855 --> 00:26:32,324 I THINK IF I'D MET THE LOVE OF 629 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:33,558 MY LIFE WHEN I WAS 20 AND 630 00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:34,559 WE WERE MARRIED NOW, IT WOULD 631 00:26:34,659 --> 00:26:35,594 BE AWESOME. 632 00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:37,596 BECAUSE EVERY NIGHT I'D BE LIKE, 633 00:26:37,696 --> 00:26:38,663 "I'M SO GLAD WE'RE TOGETHER. 634 00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:40,065 WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER 20 YEARS. 635 00:26:40,165 --> 00:26:40,999 I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU." 636 00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:41,766 -YEAH. 637 00:26:41,866 --> 00:26:42,834 -"YOU'RE THE ONE." 638 00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:44,769 -YEAH. 639 00:26:44,869 --> 00:26:45,904 -BUT THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY 640 00:26:46,004 --> 00:26:47,572 PATHETIC ABOUT DATING WHEN 641 00:26:47,672 --> 00:26:48,607 YOU'RE 40. 642 00:26:48,707 --> 00:26:53,311 IT'S LIKE... 643 00:26:53,411 --> 00:26:55,780 IT'S, YOU KNOW... JUST... 644 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,583 THERE'S A DESPERATION YOU CAN'T 645 00:26:58,683 --> 00:26:59,985 SCRUB OFF. 646 00:27:00,085 --> 00:27:01,586 [BOTH LAUGH] 647 00:27:01,686 --> 00:27:02,854 AND MY, MY... 648 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:05,357 MY PENIS USED TO LOOK SO YOUNG. 649 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,525 BUT NOW IT LOOKS SO OLD. 650 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:08,560 -DO YOU FEEL LIKE ALL THE 651 00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:09,661 WOMEN YOU'RE MEETING REALLY WANT 652 00:27:09,761 --> 00:27:10,629 TO HAVE KIDS? -YEAH. 653 00:27:10,729 --> 00:27:11,596 -AND THEY'RE FEELING LIKE 654 00:27:11,696 --> 00:27:12,564 THEIR BIOLOGICAL CLOCK IS 655 00:27:12,664 --> 00:27:14,399 GOING CRAZY? -YEAH, YEAH. 656 00:27:14,499 --> 00:27:15,667 -DOES THAT FREAK YOU OUT? 657 00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:16,701 -WELL, IT'S JUST, IT'S HARD 658 00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:18,503 BECAUSE YOU'RE ONLY DATING FOR 659 00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:20,672 A COUPLE OF WEEKS AND THEN YOU 660 00:27:20,772 --> 00:27:22,007 FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO HAVE THAT 661 00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:23,274 CONVERSATION. 662 00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:24,275 BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE, "LOOK, 663 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:25,377 I DON'T WANT TO WASTE TIME, 664 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:26,911 LIKE DO YOU WANT TO HAVE KIDS?" 665 00:27:27,012 --> 00:27:28,513 AND I'M ALWAYS HONEST. 666 00:27:28,613 --> 00:27:29,681 I'M LIKE, "WELL, I'M NOT 667 00:27:29,781 --> 00:27:32,917 PLANNING ON IT." 668 00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:34,119 -AND THAT'S WHEN RELATIONSHIPS 669 00:27:34,219 --> 00:27:35,320 END? 670 00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:36,688 -YEAH... OR I SAID TO ONE 671 00:27:36,788 --> 00:27:38,923 GIRL, I WAS LIKE, "IF I MEET 672 00:27:39,024 --> 00:27:40,425 SOMEONE AND I'M IN LOVE AND SHE 673 00:27:40,525 --> 00:27:41,559 WANTS TO HAVE A KID, I'LL HAVE 674 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,460 A KID WITH HER." 675 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,528 AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE, 676 00:27:43,628 --> 00:27:44,362 "I LOVE YOU." 677 00:27:44,462 --> 00:27:45,864 [JOE LAUGHS] 678 00:27:45,964 --> 00:27:48,433 AND I WAS LIKE, "CHECK, PLEASE!" 679 00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:50,769 [JOE LAUGHS] 680 00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:52,404 AND WE WERE AT THE MOVIES, SO 681 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,572 EVERYONE WAS LIKE "SHH!" 682 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:55,440 [BOTH LAUGH] 683 00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:58,176 -AH, KENT! 684 00:28:04,649 --> 00:28:06,317 [♪...] 685 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:09,721 [CAR APPROACHING] 686 00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:13,024 [CAR TIRE HITS CURB] 687 00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:15,760 [♪...] 688 00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:33,244 [KENT AND KATE TALKING FAINTLY] 689 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:34,479 -Kent: ...SO, LIKE I SAID, 690 00:28:34,579 --> 00:28:36,448 I DON'T KNOW ANYONE HERE 691 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:37,315 EXCEPT FOR KEV. 692 00:28:37,415 --> 00:28:38,349 -Kate: YEAH? 693 00:28:38,450 --> 00:28:39,751 -SO WE DON'T HAVE TO STAY THAT 694 00:28:39,851 --> 00:28:41,319 LONG, IF YOU DON'T-- 695 00:28:41,419 --> 00:28:42,353 -YEAH, LET'S DO WHATEVER. 696 00:28:42,454 --> 00:28:43,521 I'M TOTALLY COOL. 697 00:28:43,621 --> 00:28:47,659 [♪...] 698 00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:49,094 [GENERAL CONVERSATIONS 699 00:28:49,194 --> 00:28:53,131 AND LAUGHTER] 700 00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:55,100 -Kev: AGHH! 701 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:55,667 TOES IS HERE! 702 00:28:55,767 --> 00:28:58,770 MY TOES IS HERE! 703 00:28:58,870 --> 00:29:00,472 -Kent: HEY! [GRUNTS] 704 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:01,439 HOW'S IT GOING? 705 00:29:01,539 --> 00:29:02,574 -I'M GOOD. 706 00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:03,675 -WELL, WELCOME TO THE TRAILER 707 00:29:03,775 --> 00:29:04,676 WHERE I KIND OF AM SLEEPING 708 00:29:04,776 --> 00:29:06,377 SOMETIMES. -YEAH. 709 00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:07,078 -THESE ARE MY FRIENDS 710 00:29:07,178 --> 00:29:08,580 AND UH... 711 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,882 -HEY, I'M KENT. 712 00:29:10,982 --> 00:29:12,684 THIS IS KATE. 713 00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:14,119 -WHAT'S UP? HEY, I'M KEV. 714 00:29:14,219 --> 00:29:17,655 -Kate: HEY, KEV. 715 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:18,656 -Kent: I BROUGHT SOME BEER. 716 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:19,791 -Kev: YEAH, DRINK IT. 717 00:29:19,891 --> 00:29:20,658 -Kate: THANK YOU. 718 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:21,793 -Kev: I DON'T CARE. 719 00:29:21,893 --> 00:29:23,394 [LAUGHTER] 720 00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:24,462 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DRINK, 721 00:29:24,562 --> 00:29:26,698 JUST DRINK SOMETHING. 722 00:29:26,798 --> 00:29:28,900 ...TOES! YO! TOES! 723 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,401 YOU KNOW WHY I CALL HIM "TOES"? 724 00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:31,236 WAIT, FIRST, YOU KNOW WHY 725 00:29:31,336 --> 00:29:31,870 I CALL HIM "TOES"? 726 00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:32,837 HE LET A GIRL SUCK 727 00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:33,671 HIS TOES AND HE LOVED IT. 728 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:34,706 AGHH! 729 00:29:34,806 --> 00:29:35,707 -Kent, mortified: OH, MY GOD. 730 00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:36,508 -AND YOU KNOW WHY I CALL HIM 731 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:37,509 "TIES"? 732 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:38,476 BECAUSE HE WAS IN THE MOVIE 733 00:29:38,576 --> 00:29:39,544 SCHOOL TIES WITH FUCKIN' 734 00:29:39,644 --> 00:29:40,578 BRENDAN FRASER AND MATT DAMON. 735 00:29:40,678 --> 00:29:41,613 TIES, TOES, T.K.O., TIES OZ... 736 00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:42,614 [RAPPING] BA-BIB-BIB-BIB-BORN, 737 00:29:42,714 --> 00:29:43,615 BE BORN, TIED TO HIS O-FACE 738 00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:44,682 YO, KENT NEED A NEW CHICK 739 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,018 LIKE O.J. NEED A NEW CASE. 740 00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:47,852 WHAT?! 741 00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:49,487 [MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND...] 742 00:29:49,587 --> 00:29:50,622 ...SO KENT, ARE YOU GONNA DO ANY 743 00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:52,390 COCK TRICKS? 744 00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:54,359 -UH, I THINK IT'S A LITTLE 745 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:55,493 EARLY IN THE EVENING. 746 00:29:55,593 --> 00:29:56,528 AND, UH... 747 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:57,595 -Kev: HE DOES COCK TRICKS FOR 748 00:29:57,695 --> 00:29:59,697 CELEBRITIES AROUND THE WHOLE 749 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,499 NATION, MOSTLY L.A., BUT-- 750 00:30:01,599 --> 00:30:02,600 ...HEY GUYS! 751 00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:03,902 -Kent: YEAH, MAN, WAIT! 752 00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:04,836 YOU'RE MISSING THE... 753 00:30:04,936 --> 00:30:05,837 -HEY, YO-YO, GUTH-GUTH! 754 00:30:05,937 --> 00:30:06,771 GUTH, LILS! 755 00:30:06,871 --> 00:30:07,772 -Kent: KEV... KEV... 756 00:30:07,872 --> 00:30:08,640 -LITTLE LILS AND GUTH! 757 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:09,607 COME HERE! 758 00:30:09,707 --> 00:30:10,308 -LISTEN, YOU'RE MISSING 759 00:30:10,408 --> 00:30:10,975 THE POINT. 760 00:30:11,075 --> 00:30:11,943 [WOMAN COUGHING...] 761 00:30:12,043 --> 00:30:12,911 -THE POINT IS THAT YOU'RE 762 00:30:13,011 --> 00:30:13,678 THE BEST COCK TRICK MASTER 763 00:30:13,778 --> 00:30:14,512 OF LOS ANGELES. 764 00:30:14,612 --> 00:30:15,747 -YEAH, BUT IT'S... 765 00:30:15,847 --> 00:30:17,549 -HEY, GUTHRIE! 766 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:18,516 [KENT SIGHS] 767 00:30:18,616 --> 00:30:19,517 HEY, EVERYBODY, COME HERE! 768 00:30:19,617 --> 00:30:20,351 ...IT'S 'CAUSE OF THE GIRL. 769 00:30:20,451 --> 00:30:20,985 AND IF YOU JUST-- 770 00:30:21,085 --> 00:30:22,020 -O.K., BUT JUST-- 771 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:22,720 -SHE, BELIEVE ME, SHE ALREADY 772 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:23,755 LIKES YOU. 773 00:30:23,855 --> 00:30:24,489 SHE ALREADY KNOWS THAT YOU DO 774 00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:25,390 COCK TRICKS. 775 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:26,224 SHE'S NOT GONNA NOT... 776 00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:27,458 SHE PROBABLY LIKES YOU BECAUSE 777 00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:28,459 YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO WOULD 778 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:29,294 DO COCK TRICKS FOR EVERYONE. 779 00:30:29,394 --> 00:30:29,928 -SHH--HEY, HEY... 780 00:30:30,028 --> 00:30:30,695 -SO, JUST DO THEM. 781 00:30:30,795 --> 00:30:31,729 IT'S SO GOOD. 782 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:32,764 EVERYBODY WILL BE LAUGHING AT IT 783 00:30:32,864 --> 00:30:33,798 AND YOU KNOW HOW YOU LOVE THAT. 784 00:30:33,898 --> 00:30:34,766 IT GIVES YOU LOVE, YOU'RE LIKE, 785 00:30:34,866 --> 00:30:35,733 "YES, EVERYBODY'S LAUGHING 786 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:36,501 AT ME! I'M KENT OSBORNE!" 787 00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:37,335 -KEV! KEV! KEV! 788 00:30:37,435 --> 00:30:38,736 STOP. STOP. STOP. 789 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,505 JUST HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING. 790 00:30:40,605 --> 00:30:41,539 YOU'RE MY FRIEND, RIGHT? 791 00:30:41,639 --> 00:30:43,842 HELP ME OUT. -MM-HMM. 792 00:30:43,942 --> 00:30:46,411 -STOP, STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. 793 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:46,945 -STOP TALKING ABOUT 794 00:30:47,045 --> 00:30:47,779 COCK TRICKS? 795 00:30:47,879 --> 00:30:48,613 -YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 796 00:30:48,713 --> 00:30:49,480 -O.K., FINE, FINE. 797 00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:50,648 -O.K.? -FINE, FINE. 798 00:30:50,748 --> 00:30:51,549 ...[ITALIAN ACCENT] 'SCUSE ME 799 00:30:51,649 --> 00:30:52,483 LADIES AND GENTLEMALINI! 800 00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:53,251 [LAUGHS] 801 00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:54,953 GENTLEMALINI. 802 00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:56,521 I NOW WILL PRESENT TO YOU 803 00:30:56,621 --> 00:30:57,689 A SIGHT YOU WILL NEVER FORGET IN 804 00:30:57,789 --> 00:30:58,823 YOUR WHOLE LIVES AS LONG AS YOU 805 00:30:58,923 --> 00:30:59,824 LIVE AND HIS NAME IS KENT 806 00:30:59,924 --> 00:31:00,892 OSBORNE AND HIS PENIS IS A 807 00:31:00,992 --> 00:31:02,160 GLORIOUS THING. 808 00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:03,194 HE WILL NOW PRESENT THE COCK 809 00:31:03,294 --> 00:31:04,662 TRICKS FOR EVERYONE TONIGHT. 810 00:31:04,762 --> 00:31:05,697 I PRESENT KENT OSBORNE. 811 00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:06,598 PLEASE STAND BEFORE ME, KENT. 812 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:07,632 BEFORE THIS TREE! 813 00:31:07,732 --> 00:31:08,600 -Crowd, chanting: COCK TRICKS, 814 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,168 COCK TRICKS, COCK TRICKS, 815 00:31:10,268 --> 00:31:13,371 COCK TRICKS, COCK TRICKS... 816 00:31:13,471 --> 00:31:14,906 -GET IN THERE! GO! 817 00:31:15,006 --> 00:31:15,773 -Crowd: WHOO! 818 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:19,210 [APPLAUSE] 819 00:31:19,310 --> 00:31:20,945 -I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE 820 00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:21,980 THAN TO DO IT. 821 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,648 AND I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE 822 00:31:23,748 --> 00:31:25,650 THAN TO HAVE THE ABILITY TO 823 00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:28,786 VANISH RIGHT NOW BECAUSE, UM, 824 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:29,854 THIS HAS BEEN BUILT UP WAY 825 00:31:29,954 --> 00:31:30,755 TOO MUCH. -Kev: WHAT'S WRONG? 826 00:31:30,855 --> 00:31:31,756 -I CAN'T DO COCK TRICKS 827 00:31:31,856 --> 00:31:32,924 ANYMORE BECAUSE I HAVE SCAR 828 00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:35,159 TISSUE AROUND MY TESTICLES AND 829 00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:36,561 I WENT TO MY DOCTOR BECAUSE I 830 00:31:36,661 --> 00:31:37,662 THOUGHT IT WAS CANCER AND HE 831 00:31:37,762 --> 00:31:40,498 SAID, "DON'T DO STRENUOUS THINGS 832 00:31:40,598 --> 00:31:41,566 WITH YOUR SCROTUM". 833 00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:42,567 -ARE YOU SERIOUS? 834 00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:43,568 -YEAH, AND I'M SORRY, THAT'S 835 00:31:43,668 --> 00:31:44,469 WHY I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU TO 836 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:45,303 KNOCK IT OFF ALL NIGHT. 837 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:46,504 AND YOU JUST FUCKING LOOKED ME 838 00:31:46,604 --> 00:31:48,539 IN THE EYE AND SAID, "O.K., 839 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,841 LET'S TALK ABOUT IT ON MONDAY." 840 00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:52,210 AND I'M SORRY, I KNOW THAT I... 841 00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:53,611 THE MUSIC'S OFF AND I'M THE 842 00:31:53,711 --> 00:31:54,646 ONLY ONE TALKING. 843 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:55,813 -I'LL TURN THE MUSIC ON, THEN. 844 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,181 -AND I'M NOT, I LOVE YOU, OF 845 00:31:57,282 --> 00:32:00,952 COURSE, I APOLOGIZE TO EVERYBODY 846 00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:02,954 BECAUSE... 847 00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:03,955 -LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 848 00:32:04,055 --> 00:32:06,925 THE HAMBURGER! 849 00:32:07,025 --> 00:32:07,825 [CROWD CHEERS] 850 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:14,999 [♪...] 851 00:32:21,739 --> 00:32:26,711 [♪...] 852 00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:35,620 -HEY, KENT. 853 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:36,654 -YEAH? 854 00:32:36,754 --> 00:32:38,957 -WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 855 00:32:39,057 --> 00:32:40,825 -UH, NOTHIN'. 856 00:32:40,925 --> 00:32:42,627 -ME EITHER. 857 00:32:42,727 --> 00:32:45,730 YOU WANNA DO NOTHIN' TOGETHER? 858 00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:47,565 -UH, SURE. 859 00:32:47,665 --> 00:32:49,734 -OH, GOOD. 860 00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:50,835 -WHEN YOU MASTURBATE, YOU JUST 861 00:32:50,935 --> 00:32:53,538 USE YOUR IMAGINATION? 862 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:55,373 -YEAH. 863 00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:56,841 FANTASY TIME. 864 00:32:56,941 --> 00:32:57,709 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 865 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:58,443 DO YOU LOOK AT PORN? 866 00:32:58,543 --> 00:32:59,243 -MM-HMM. 867 00:32:59,344 --> 00:33:00,078 -WERE YOU LOOKING AT PORN 868 00:33:00,178 --> 00:33:01,980 JUST NOW? -MAYBE. 869 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,648 -WHAT? REALLY? 870 00:33:03,748 --> 00:33:04,549 -MAYBE. 871 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:06,651 -WHAT WERE YOU DOING? 872 00:33:06,751 --> 00:33:07,885 -JUST GETTING READY FOR BED. 873 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:08,619 [LAUGHS] 874 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:09,654 -OH... 875 00:33:09,754 --> 00:33:10,888 -YEAH, WELL-- 876 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:11,856 -A LITTLE NIGHTCAP? 877 00:33:11,956 --> 00:33:12,890 -I USUALLY MASTURBATE ONCE 878 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,892 A DAY. 879 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,662 -WHAT TIME OF DAY? 880 00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:18,663 DID I INTRUDE? 881 00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:20,999 -NO, NO, NO, NO, I... 882 00:33:21,099 --> 00:33:22,734 NO, I WASN'T GOING TO, I WAS, 883 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,836 JUST, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW... 884 00:33:24,936 --> 00:33:26,671 -RIGHT, I WAS RIGHT THERE. 885 00:33:26,771 --> 00:33:27,672 -YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU HAVE A 886 00:33:27,772 --> 00:33:28,973 HOUSEGUEST, YOU DON'T... 887 00:33:29,073 --> 00:33:30,608 -SMACK IT, LOUDLY? 888 00:33:30,708 --> 00:33:33,277 -AS MUCH, YEAH. 889 00:33:33,378 --> 00:33:37,382 -UM, THAT'S PROBABLY PRUDENT. 890 00:33:37,482 --> 00:33:38,149 -BUT, IT'S NICE. 891 00:33:38,249 --> 00:33:39,183 IT'S NICE, 'CAUSE WHEN YOU 892 00:33:39,283 --> 00:33:42,653 LEAVE, IT'LL BE A NICE LITTLE... 893 00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:43,721 I MEAN, IT'LL BE SAD, BUT-- 894 00:33:43,821 --> 00:33:44,622 -WELCOME HOME. 895 00:33:44,722 --> 00:33:45,923 -BUT THEN I'LL LIKE... 896 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:48,626 GET TO MASTURBATE, SO... 897 00:33:48,726 --> 00:33:49,594 -YOU CAN MASTURBATE. 898 00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:50,528 I'M NOT GOING TO STOP YOU. 899 00:33:50,628 --> 00:33:51,929 I'M ONE OF THOSE COOL 900 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:52,964 HOUSEGUESTS. 901 00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:54,465 LIKE, JUST DO WHAT YOU NORMALLY 902 00:33:54,565 --> 00:33:55,533 DO, PLEASE. 903 00:33:55,633 --> 00:33:56,234 -REALLY? 904 00:33:56,334 --> 00:33:56,868 -MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 905 00:33:56,968 --> 00:33:57,702 -O.K. 906 00:33:57,802 --> 00:33:58,569 GOOD TO KNOW. 907 00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:00,538 -YEAH. 908 00:34:00,638 --> 00:34:01,806 GO RIGHT NOW, I'M FINE. 909 00:34:01,906 --> 00:34:02,707 -YEAH? 910 00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:03,708 YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH? 911 00:34:03,808 --> 00:34:06,611 -ALL RIGHT. 912 00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:07,678 [SNORTS LAUGH] 913 00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:09,647 -YOU... YOU WOULD WATCH ME 914 00:34:09,747 --> 00:34:11,015 MASTURBATE? 915 00:34:11,115 --> 00:34:11,816 -WHY NOT? 916 00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:13,651 -ARE YOU JOKING? 917 00:34:13,751 --> 00:34:15,620 -I DON'T THINK SO. 918 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,821 I'LL WATCH YOU MASTURBATE. 919 00:34:16,921 --> 00:34:19,957 WHAT DO YOU DO? 920 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:20,958 -YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS? 921 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:21,926 -YES. 922 00:34:22,026 --> 00:34:23,428 -O.K., SO I TAKE A PILLOW. 923 00:34:23,528 --> 00:34:24,128 -YEAH. 924 00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:27,698 -PUT IT UNDER THE SHEET. 925 00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:28,833 -VERY NICE. 926 00:34:28,933 --> 00:34:30,701 -AND THEN I JUST LIKE, 927 00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:34,505 THERE... 928 00:34:34,605 --> 00:34:35,673 -WOW. -YEAH. 929 00:34:35,773 --> 00:34:37,642 AND THEN I'LL PUT SOME... 930 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:39,777 MY COMPUTER OR... 931 00:34:39,877 --> 00:34:40,645 -ON THE BED? 932 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:43,581 -YEAH. -YEAH. 933 00:34:43,681 --> 00:34:44,348 -AND THAT'S IT. 934 00:34:44,449 --> 00:34:46,017 -AW, HE'S A PILLOW HUMPER. 935 00:34:46,117 --> 00:34:48,252 -YEAH, PILLOW HUMPER. 936 00:34:48,352 --> 00:34:51,722 -I MEAN, SO SOMETIMES, PILLOW 937 00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:52,623 DOWN LIKE THIS. 938 00:34:52,723 --> 00:34:55,460 OR JUST LIKE NO PILLOW. 939 00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,361 SORRY, PILLOW. 940 00:34:57,462 --> 00:34:59,330 AND THEN JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW. 941 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:00,865 YEAH, JUST KIND OF WRITHING 942 00:35:00,965 --> 00:35:03,334 AROUND, AND LIKE... 943 00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:04,769 -BUT NEVER ON YOUR BACK? 944 00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:07,338 -NO, I JUST CAN'T. 945 00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:09,006 WE'D BE SO INCOMPATIBLE. 946 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:10,741 WE'D BE LIKE TWO TOPS, 947 00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:13,878 NO BOTTOM. [LAUGHS] -YEAH. 948 00:35:13,978 --> 00:35:16,147 -I KNOW. 949 00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:26,657 [MARKER SCRAPING ON PAPER] 950 00:35:33,631 --> 00:35:39,704 [♪...] 951 00:35:45,676 --> 00:35:50,648 [BUBBLING] 952 00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:01,926 [COUGHING] 953 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:14,772 [COUGHING] 954 00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:20,945 -WOW, I'M, I'M... O.K. 955 00:36:21,045 --> 00:36:21,946 MAYBE I'M WALKING TOO FAST, 956 00:36:22,046 --> 00:36:24,348 I'M OUT OF BREATH. 957 00:36:24,448 --> 00:36:28,886 MY... LIPS ARE CHAPPED. 958 00:36:28,986 --> 00:36:29,787 I'M HIGH, BY THE WAY. 959 00:36:29,887 --> 00:36:30,888 I'M TOTALLY BAKED. 960 00:36:30,988 --> 00:36:33,824 I'M GOING TO GET EGGS. 961 00:36:33,925 --> 00:36:35,993 WALKING DOWN A VERY STEEP HILL. 962 00:36:36,093 --> 00:36:37,061 [TRAFFIC PASSING] 963 00:36:37,161 --> 00:36:38,563 MY LIFE IS A BIT OF A WRECK. 964 00:36:38,663 --> 00:36:39,931 AND I'M THE ONE DRIVING, I'M THE 965 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:46,237 ONE GETTING INTO THE WRECKS. 966 00:36:46,337 --> 00:36:48,839 ♪ GETTIN' INTO THE WRECKS, 967 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:51,242 GETTIN' INTO THE WRECKS. ♪ 968 00:36:51,342 --> 00:36:53,744 [WIND BLOWING] 969 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,723 [♪...] 970 00:37:23,674 --> 00:37:27,712 [♪...] 971 00:37:40,391 --> 00:37:44,762 [♪...] 972 00:37:57,775 --> 00:38:01,078 [MUSIC ENDS] 973 00:38:36,547 --> 00:38:40,851 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 974 00:38:43,954 --> 00:38:47,958 [♪...] 975 00:38:58,936 --> 00:39:05,943 [♪...] 976 00:39:12,983 --> 00:39:19,957 [♪...] 977 00:39:44,582 --> 00:39:45,483 -THAT IS A GREAT PICTURE. 978 00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:46,350 I MEAN, THAT'S LIKE A REAL, 979 00:39:46,450 --> 00:39:47,284 IT'S NOT LIKE... 980 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:48,319 -IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 981 00:39:48,419 --> 00:39:50,087 -IT LOOKS LIKE A PROFESSIONAL. 982 00:39:50,187 --> 00:39:51,088 -YEAH, IT'S GORGEOUS. 983 00:39:51,188 --> 00:39:52,490 -THIS CAN'T BE REAL. 984 00:39:52,590 --> 00:39:54,058 "HI, I HEAR THAT CRAIG'S LIST IS 985 00:39:54,158 --> 00:39:55,926 GOOD FOR FULFILLING OR DASHING 986 00:39:56,026 --> 00:39:56,761 FANTASIES. 987 00:39:56,861 --> 00:39:57,795 I HAVE A FANTASY OF MEETING A 988 00:39:57,895 --> 00:39:59,029 BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT, FUNNY 989 00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:01,432 WOMAN WHO ALSO MAYBE HASN'T HAD 990 00:40:01,532 --> 00:40:02,433 MUCH EXPERIENCE WITH OTHER 991 00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:05,436 WOMAN--WOMEN--BUT WHO WANTS 992 00:40:05,536 --> 00:40:06,404 TO EXPLORE LIKE WE'RE 993 00:40:06,504 --> 00:40:08,506 TWO NEW BOOKS OPENING EACH 994 00:40:08,606 --> 00:40:09,507 OTHER'S PAGES. 995 00:40:09,607 --> 00:40:11,075 OR MAYBE THERE'S A LIBRARIAN 996 00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:12,076 WHO OPENS OUR PAGES AT THE 997 00:40:12,176 --> 00:40:12,943 SAME TIME." 998 00:40:13,043 --> 00:40:13,911 WHOA, THAT'S SO HOT. 999 00:40:14,011 --> 00:40:14,645 [LAUGH] 1000 00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:15,513 "IS ANYONE OUT THERE 1001 00:40:15,613 --> 00:40:17,047 A LIBRARIAN?' 1002 00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:18,048 -DARN! 1003 00:40:18,149 --> 00:40:19,083 -WOW, SHE'S--"WHO IS GOOD AT 1004 00:40:19,183 --> 00:40:21,051 TURNING ON TWO WOMEN AT ONCE. 1005 00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:23,421 I'M MOSTLY JUST CURIOUS TO MEET 1006 00:40:23,521 --> 00:40:24,588 ANOTHER BI GIRL WHO ISN'T GOING 1007 00:40:24,688 --> 00:40:25,656 TO JUDGE ME FOR HAVING 1008 00:40:25,756 --> 00:40:26,757 LOOSE-KNIT FANTASIES THAT MAY OR 1009 00:40:26,857 --> 00:40:30,461 MAY NOT INVOLVE LIBRARIANS. 1010 00:40:30,561 --> 00:40:31,929 LET'S TALK ABOUT TITS AND THEN 1011 00:40:32,029 --> 00:40:33,431 DOSTOYEVSKY. 1012 00:40:33,531 --> 00:40:35,332 LET'S RELATE ABOUT ALL THE GUYS 1013 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,901 WE'VE BLOWN WHO DIDN'T GO 1014 00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:38,068 DOWN ON US. 1015 00:40:38,169 --> 00:40:39,336 LET'S MAKE UP NATION STATES RUN 1016 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:43,073 BY SAPPHO AND BEETHOVEN." 1017 00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:46,076 -"LOOKING FOR A COMPATRIOT". 1018 00:40:46,177 --> 00:40:47,378 WOW. 1019 00:40:47,478 --> 00:40:48,479 MAYBE SHE'S A VEGETARIAN. 1020 00:40:48,579 --> 00:40:51,348 LOOK, LIQUID AMINOS. 1021 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:52,082 I EAT THOSE. 1022 00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:52,817 -REALLY? 1023 00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:53,451 -YEAH. 1024 00:40:53,551 --> 00:40:56,420 -UM... ALL RIGHT. 1025 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:57,321 YOU'RE GOING TO WRITE IT. 1026 00:40:57,421 --> 00:40:59,423 YOU SHOULD WRITE BACK. 1027 00:40:59,523 --> 00:41:00,324 YOU SHOULD. 1028 00:41:00,424 --> 00:41:01,325 HMM? 1029 00:41:01,425 --> 00:41:02,293 -I JUST FEEL LIKE WE HAVE TO 1030 00:41:02,393 --> 00:41:03,194 IMPRESS HER, A LITTLE BIT. 1031 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:04,061 SHE'S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE. 1032 00:41:04,161 --> 00:41:04,962 -SHE'S PRETTY SMART. 1033 00:41:05,062 --> 00:41:05,496 I DON'T KNOW ANY OF HER 1034 00:41:05,596 --> 00:41:06,363 REFERENCES. 1035 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:09,033 -OH... WHERE DO WE-- 1036 00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:09,867 -JUST GO AHEAD. 1037 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:10,668 YOU'RE SMART. 1038 00:41:10,768 --> 00:41:12,636 SAY, LIKE... JUST BE HONEST. 1039 00:41:12,736 --> 00:41:14,371 JUST SAY YOU'RE OUT HERE 1040 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,373 VISITING A GOOD FRIEND. 1041 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:19,477 I MEAN... 1042 00:41:19,577 --> 00:41:23,614 -AS A BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT, 1043 00:41:23,714 --> 00:41:29,520 FUNNY WOMAN I CAN... THAT I... 1044 00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:37,127 TOO ENJOY EXPLORING. 1045 00:41:41,799 --> 00:41:42,867 -YOU, YEAH, I THINK 1046 00:41:42,967 --> 00:41:43,534 THAT'S GOOD. 1047 00:41:43,634 --> 00:41:46,737 AND THEN ASK, SAY... 1048 00:41:46,837 --> 00:41:47,938 SHOULD WE JUST TAKE A PICTURE 1049 00:41:48,038 --> 00:41:48,606 OF OURSELVES? 1050 00:41:48,706 --> 00:41:51,709 LIKE, WITH, WITH... 1051 00:41:51,809 --> 00:41:52,977 I THINK IT SHOULD, YEAH, 1052 00:41:53,077 --> 00:41:55,379 THAT'S... 1053 00:41:55,479 --> 00:41:56,714 -ALL RIGHT. READY? 1054 00:41:56,814 --> 00:41:58,148 -WE HAVE TO LOOK THERE. 1055 00:41:58,249 --> 00:42:00,017 -O.K. 1056 00:42:00,117 --> 00:42:01,418 -O.K. 1057 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:02,419 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 1058 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,254 -BE SEXY. 1059 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:04,088 -I CAN'T. [LAUGHS] 1060 00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:05,823 THIS IS TERRIBLE. 1061 00:42:05,923 --> 00:42:09,627 -OOH. 1062 00:42:09,727 --> 00:42:11,595 -THIS LOOKS TERRIBLE. 1063 00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:13,030 -IT'S REALLY LIKE OUR WORST 1064 00:42:13,130 --> 00:42:14,999 FEATURES. 1065 00:42:15,099 --> 00:42:15,933 I CAN'T EVEN SEE IT. 1066 00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:18,335 HOLD ON. 1067 00:42:18,435 --> 00:42:21,305 -LET'S MOVE THIS BACK. 1068 00:42:21,405 --> 00:42:22,640 WHAT IF I SLOUCH A LITTLE? 1069 00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:23,507 YOU SHOULD-- 1070 00:42:23,607 --> 00:42:24,275 -YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. 1071 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:27,912 I SHOULD GO UP. 1072 00:42:28,012 --> 00:42:28,746 O.K. -ALL RIGHT. 1073 00:42:28,846 --> 00:42:29,747 -ARE WE GOOD? -YEAH. 1074 00:42:29,847 --> 00:42:30,948 -I THINK WE LOOK GOOD. -O.K. 1075 00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:32,449 -O.K. 1076 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,652 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 1077 00:42:34,752 --> 00:42:35,953 [COMPUTER CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 1078 00:42:36,053 --> 00:42:38,088 [BOTH LAUGH] 1079 00:42:40,524 --> 00:42:41,425 -YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 1080 00:42:41,525 --> 00:42:43,360 THAT'S O.K. 1081 00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:44,628 I'M WAITING FOR THE COUNT. 1082 00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:46,130 [LAUGHS] -O.K. 1083 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:48,599 -THIS IS GONNA... 1084 00:42:48,699 --> 00:42:49,667 -THREE, TWO, ONE. 1085 00:42:49,767 --> 00:42:50,801 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 1086 00:42:50,901 --> 00:42:52,069 [COMPUTER CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 1087 00:42:52,169 --> 00:42:52,836 [BOTH LAUGH] 1088 00:42:52,937 --> 00:42:53,737 -OH, NO, IT'S TERRIBLE. 1089 00:42:53,837 --> 00:42:54,638 -WE TOTALLY SAW WORSE 1090 00:42:54,738 --> 00:42:55,606 THAN THAT--THAT'S FINE. 1091 00:42:55,706 --> 00:42:57,107 WE HAVE TO JUST SEND THIS. 1092 00:42:57,207 --> 00:42:58,342 I DON'T WANT TO BE A 1093 00:42:58,442 --> 00:42:59,243 PERFECTIONIST. 1094 00:42:59,343 --> 00:43:00,611 -BUT, I'M NOT EVEN HARD. 1095 00:43:00,711 --> 00:43:02,580 -THAT'S FINE! 1096 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:03,614 -WAIT, CAN WE TAKE ONE MORE? 1097 00:43:03,714 --> 00:43:04,648 I'M SORRY, CAN WE JUST TAKE 1098 00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:05,516 ONE MORE, PLEASE? 1099 00:43:05,616 --> 00:43:06,483 -IMPROMPTU... O.K. 1100 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:07,518 -I JUST DON'T WANT TO BLOW 1101 00:43:07,618 --> 00:43:08,619 THIS BECAUSE I'M NOT STRETCHED 1102 00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:12,523 OUT PROPERLY. O.K. 1103 00:43:12,623 --> 00:43:13,257 ...ALL RIGHT. 1104 00:43:13,357 --> 00:43:14,024 I'M ROLLING. 1105 00:43:14,124 --> 00:43:14,825 -YOU'RE ROLLING. 1106 00:43:14,925 --> 00:43:15,826 -YEAH, HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 1107 00:43:15,926 --> 00:43:17,561 -I'M NERVOUS AND EXCITED AND 1108 00:43:17,661 --> 00:43:19,463 WE'RE ABOUT TO GO MEET 1109 00:43:19,563 --> 00:43:21,031 JOSEPHINE. 1110 00:43:21,131 --> 00:43:22,366 -YEAH. -YEAH. 1111 00:43:22,466 --> 00:43:23,367 -HAVE YOU EVER DONE 1112 00:43:23,467 --> 00:43:24,134 THIS BEFORE? 1113 00:43:24,234 --> 00:43:26,370 -NO, NOT THIS. 1114 00:43:26,470 --> 00:43:27,671 LIKE, I MEAN, MEETING SOMEONE ON 1115 00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:28,472 CRAIG'S LIST? 1116 00:43:28,572 --> 00:43:29,073 -RIGHT. 1117 00:43:29,173 --> 00:43:30,007 -NO. 1118 00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:30,574 -Kent: HI. 1119 00:43:30,674 --> 00:43:31,375 -Josephine: HI. 1120 00:43:31,475 --> 00:43:32,476 -Kate: HI. 1121 00:43:32,576 --> 00:43:33,377 CAN YOU SEE US? 1122 00:43:33,477 --> 00:43:34,278 -Kent: BARELY. 1123 00:43:34,378 --> 00:43:35,145 I CAN SEE THE CANDLES. 1124 00:43:35,245 --> 00:43:35,913 -MMM. 1125 00:43:36,013 --> 00:43:36,814 -Josephine: CAN YOU SEE US 1126 00:43:36,914 --> 00:43:37,615 NOW? 1127 00:43:37,715 --> 00:43:38,716 -Kate: WE'RE LIKE TWO BRIGHT 1128 00:43:38,816 --> 00:43:40,784 LIGHTS IN A DARK, DARK BAR. 1129 00:43:40,884 --> 00:43:42,152 [LOUD MUSIC PLAYING IN BAR...] 1130 00:43:42,252 --> 00:43:43,153 -Josephine: SO, KENT? 1131 00:43:43,253 --> 00:43:43,821 -YES? 1132 00:43:43,921 --> 00:43:44,588 -WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 1133 00:43:44,688 --> 00:43:45,623 -I LIVE HERE. 1134 00:43:45,723 --> 00:43:46,657 -I MEAN, WERE YOU FROM HERE? 1135 00:43:46,757 --> 00:43:48,859 -OH, OH, I GREW UP IN VERMONT. 1136 00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:49,560 -OH. 1137 00:43:49,660 --> 00:43:50,761 OH, YOU'RE A FARM BOY. 1138 00:43:50,861 --> 00:43:51,795 -UH, SORT OF. 1139 00:43:51,895 --> 00:43:53,130 WELL, I WAS BORN IN NEW JERSEY. 1140 00:43:53,230 --> 00:43:53,931 -O.K. 1141 00:43:54,031 --> 00:43:55,099 -AND THEN I MOVED TO VERMONT 1142 00:43:55,199 --> 00:43:57,534 WHEN I WAS FOUR. 1143 00:43:57,635 --> 00:44:01,939 -SO AND UM, UH, SORRY, I'M A 1144 00:44:02,039 --> 00:44:04,408 LITTLE DISTRACTED. [LAUGHS] 1145 00:44:04,508 --> 00:44:07,411 -Both: OOH, UH! 1146 00:44:07,511 --> 00:44:10,514 [KENT LAUGHS] 1147 00:44:10,614 --> 00:44:11,515 -I'M KIND OF A LIGHTWEIGHT. 1148 00:44:11,615 --> 00:44:12,616 I'M ONLY GOING TO BE ABLE TO 1149 00:44:12,716 --> 00:44:13,517 HANDLE ONE MORE DRINK BEFORE 1150 00:44:13,617 --> 00:44:14,585 I'M GOOD. 1151 00:44:14,685 --> 00:44:15,619 -YEAH. 1152 00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:17,888 WELL, THEN. 1153 00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:19,089 -Kent: WHY IS NO ONE LOOKING 1154 00:44:19,189 --> 00:44:19,657 AT ME? 1155 00:44:19,757 --> 00:44:20,457 -WHAT? 1156 00:44:20,557 --> 00:44:21,291 -OH, SORRY. 1157 00:44:21,392 --> 00:44:22,026 -YOU'RE THERE? HI! 1158 00:44:22,126 --> 00:44:23,427 -WE WERE... 1159 00:44:23,527 --> 00:44:26,697 -I'M HAPPY WITH EITHER ONE. 1160 00:44:26,797 --> 00:44:28,732 -SHE'S HAPPY WITH ANYTHING. 1161 00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:30,067 I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE... 1162 00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:31,535 [GLASS BREAKING] 1163 00:44:31,635 --> 00:44:34,738 OH, MY GOD. 1164 00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:36,440 OH, OH, NO. 1165 00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:37,775 HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 1166 00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:39,410 WHAT DID YOU JUST DO? 1167 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:40,310 -Kent: I BACKED INTO IT. 1168 00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:41,145 I HAVE TO PUT THIS AWAY 1169 00:44:41,245 --> 00:44:43,714 RIGHT NOW. 1170 00:44:43,814 --> 00:44:44,748 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1171 00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:46,150 DO WE GO TO THE FRONT AND SAY 1172 00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:46,850 WE BROKE-- 1173 00:44:46,950 --> 00:44:47,651 -Kate: YEAH, LET'S JUST 1174 00:44:47,751 --> 00:44:52,589 CONFESS. -O.K. 1175 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:54,591 -AWESOME. THANKS. SORRY. 1176 00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:56,060 -Man: NO PROBLEM. 1177 00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,461 -I'M SORRY. 1178 00:44:57,561 --> 00:44:58,228 [ALL CHUCKLE] 1179 00:44:58,328 --> 00:44:59,063 -Kate: BYE. 1180 00:44:59,163 --> 00:44:59,830 -Josephine: BYE. 1181 00:44:59,930 --> 00:45:00,564 -Kate: LOOK, HE'S CARRYING 1182 00:45:00,664 --> 00:45:01,899 EVERYTHING. 1183 00:45:01,999 --> 00:45:02,933 -Josephine: OH, HE'S SUCH 1184 00:45:03,033 --> 00:45:04,568 A MAN, HE'S TAKING CARE OF US. 1185 00:45:04,668 --> 00:45:09,573 -Kate: I KNOW, LOOK AT THAT. 1186 00:45:09,673 --> 00:45:10,541 -Kent: ALL RIGHT. 1187 00:45:10,641 --> 00:45:13,510 -Josephine: OH, THANKS. 1188 00:45:18,682 --> 00:45:22,086 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 1189 00:45:28,792 --> 00:45:29,593 [CORK POPS] 1190 00:45:29,693 --> 00:45:30,794 -Josephine: OH, NICE. 1191 00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:31,628 SO PAINLESS! 1192 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:35,599 GOOD. [LAUGHS] 1193 00:45:35,699 --> 00:45:36,500 ...AWESOME. 1194 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:37,701 -O.K., CHEERS. 1195 00:45:37,801 --> 00:45:39,069 -CHEERS. 1196 00:45:39,169 --> 00:45:42,473 -CHEERS. 1197 00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:46,777 -THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. 1198 00:45:46,877 --> 00:45:48,378 -OH, MY GOD, THIS IS FUN. 1199 00:45:48,479 --> 00:45:49,379 -Kate: YEAH, THIS IS GREAT. 1200 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,280 -Josephine: IT'S SO GREAT TO 1201 00:45:50,380 --> 00:45:50,981 MEET YOU. -WANT A TOUR? 1202 00:45:51,081 --> 00:45:52,549 -Josephine: SURE. -YEAH? 1203 00:45:52,649 --> 00:45:53,617 -UH, KITCHEN. 1204 00:45:53,717 --> 00:45:54,518 -AWESOME. 1205 00:45:54,618 --> 00:45:57,554 O.K., COOL. 1206 00:45:57,654 --> 00:45:58,422 -PANTRY. 1207 00:45:58,522 --> 00:46:02,659 -Josephine: MM-HMM. 1208 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,627 -Kent: BATHROOM. 1209 00:46:03,727 --> 00:46:04,995 -GOTCHA. 1210 00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:07,464 -THIS IS THE HALLWAY. 1211 00:46:07,564 --> 00:46:08,465 -O.K. 1212 00:46:08,565 --> 00:46:09,299 -THIS IS THE FIRST PIECE OF 1213 00:46:09,399 --> 00:46:09,700 ART I EVER BOUGHT. 1214 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:10,334 -OH. 1215 00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:11,735 [LAUGHS] 1216 00:46:11,835 --> 00:46:12,636 WOW. 1217 00:46:12,736 --> 00:46:14,705 -IT'S JUXTAPOSITION ART. 1218 00:46:14,805 --> 00:46:16,740 THIS IS THE LIGHTS! 1219 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:17,674 LIVING ROOM! 1220 00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:18,942 -NICE. 1221 00:46:19,042 --> 00:46:20,544 THIS IS A GOOD PLACE YOU HAVE. 1222 00:46:20,644 --> 00:46:21,578 -THANKS. 1223 00:46:21,678 --> 00:46:22,813 -I LIKE YOUR STATE OF THE ART 1224 00:46:22,913 --> 00:46:24,548 VIEWING MATERIALS. 1225 00:46:24,648 --> 00:46:25,816 -YES. 1226 00:46:25,916 --> 00:46:27,618 -OOH, GOSH. 1227 00:46:27,718 --> 00:46:28,385 -SOME BOOKS. 1228 00:46:28,485 --> 00:46:29,353 -Kate: BOOKS. 1229 00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:29,920 -Josephine: YOU HAVE SOME 1230 00:46:30,020 --> 00:46:30,754 SERIOUS STUFF. 1231 00:46:30,854 --> 00:46:31,622 -I CAN MASTURBATE 1232 00:46:31,722 --> 00:46:32,422 TO A PRAYING MANTIS. 1233 00:46:32,523 --> 00:46:33,423 -Kate: REALLY? 1234 00:46:33,524 --> 00:46:34,291 -LIKE... WELL, JUST A FEMALE 1235 00:46:34,391 --> 00:46:36,627 LIKE, AT... -RIGHT. 1236 00:46:36,727 --> 00:46:37,861 -LIKE EATING ME AS I'M... 1237 00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:38,862 -BUT THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE 1238 00:46:38,962 --> 00:46:40,531 BETWEEN FANTASY AND REALITY. 1239 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:41,865 -RIGHT, LIKE... -YOU DON'T 1240 00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:42,933 REALLY WANT THAT BUT IT'S 1241 00:46:43,033 --> 00:46:44,201 FUN TO THINK ABOUT. 1242 00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:45,502 -RIGHT. I CAN FANTASIZE ABOUT 1243 00:46:45,602 --> 00:46:47,504 BEING RAPED IN PRISON... 1244 00:46:47,604 --> 00:46:48,505 -RIGHT... HOT! 1245 00:46:48,605 --> 00:46:49,473 -BUT IF IT WERE TO REALLY 1246 00:46:49,573 --> 00:46:50,574 HAPPEN... -NOT SO HOT. 1247 00:46:50,674 --> 00:46:51,575 -IT WOULD BE THE WORST THING 1248 00:46:51,675 --> 00:46:53,410 THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME. 1249 00:46:53,510 --> 00:46:54,411 -YOU DO OR YOU DON'T HAVE 1250 00:46:54,511 --> 00:46:55,412 RAPE, MALE RAPE FANTASIES? 1251 00:46:55,512 --> 00:46:56,446 -NO, I MEAN, LIKE, O.K., ONE 1252 00:46:56,547 --> 00:46:57,447 NIGHT I WAS REALLY BORED AND I 1253 00:46:57,548 --> 00:47:00,717 FANTASIZED THAT I WAS RAPED 1254 00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:02,853 BY A BUNCH OF MEN. 1255 00:47:02,953 --> 00:47:04,655 -WHILE MASTURBATING? 1256 00:47:04,755 --> 00:47:05,556 -IT'S A FANTASY. 1257 00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:06,790 -YEAH, LIKE I... YEAH. 1258 00:47:06,890 --> 00:47:07,958 -BUT YOU GOT OFF 1259 00:47:08,058 --> 00:47:10,460 ON THAT... IDEA? 1260 00:47:10,561 --> 00:47:11,628 -IT WAS A, IT WAS ACTUALLY, IT 1261 00:47:11,728 --> 00:47:13,597 WAS A CRAIG'S LIST POSTING. 1262 00:47:13,697 --> 00:47:16,466 AND IT WAS LIKE, "HEY, ANYBODY 1263 00:47:16,567 --> 00:47:17,501 WANT TO COME OVER? 1264 00:47:17,601 --> 00:47:18,735 WE'VE GOT THIS GUY TIED UP AND 1265 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,838 WE'RE, LIKE, WE'RE FUCKING HIM 1266 00:47:20,938 --> 00:47:23,574 IN EVERY HOLE" AND... AND THAT 1267 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:24,842 TURNED ME ON--I WAS LIKE, 1268 00:47:24,942 --> 00:47:25,943 "OH, THAT'S TURNING ME ON." 1269 00:47:26,043 --> 00:47:27,477 BUT I REMEMBER THINKING, LIKE, 1270 00:47:27,578 --> 00:47:28,745 IF THAT WAS... REALLY HAPPENED, 1271 00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,881 I WOULD... IT WOULD BE AWFUL. 1272 00:47:30,981 --> 00:47:33,016 -YEAH. -WOW. 1273 00:47:33,116 --> 00:47:34,017 -WELL, THERE'S A DARK PLACE 1274 00:47:34,117 --> 00:47:35,385 THAT HAPPENS, I THINK. 1275 00:47:35,485 --> 00:47:36,520 I MEAN, I'VE HAD... 1276 00:47:36,620 --> 00:47:37,754 I THINK MOST YOUNG GIRLS... 1277 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,556 LIKE, WHEN I WAS, LIKE, 11 AND 1278 00:47:39,656 --> 00:47:40,757 HADN'T STARTED MASTURBATING 1279 00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:42,593 AND I WAS LIKE... I REALLY, 1280 00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:43,627 REALLY, REALLY WISHED SOMETHING 1281 00:47:43,727 --> 00:47:44,928 WAS GOING ON IN THAT AREA AND 1282 00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:46,763 WOULD HAVE RAPE FANTASIES, BUT 1283 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:49,900 I... I THINK IT WAS, I DON'T 1284 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,501 KNOW... YEAH, IF IT REALLY 1285 00:47:51,602 --> 00:47:52,469 HAPPENED, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN 1286 00:47:52,569 --> 00:47:53,804 REALLY MESSED UP AND SAD. 1287 00:47:53,904 --> 00:47:56,607 -RIGHT. -BUT, UM... -YEAH. 1288 00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:57,774 -A LOT OF WOMEN HAVE RAPE 1289 00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:58,942 FANTASIES--I JUST NEVER TALKED 1290 00:47:59,042 --> 00:47:59,910 TO A MAN WHO DID. 1291 00:48:00,010 --> 00:48:02,246 SO... YOU'RE A FIRST. 1292 00:48:02,346 --> 00:48:03,280 ...I DIDN'T START MASTURBATING 1293 00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:04,715 UNTIL, LIKE, REALLY RECENTLY, 1294 00:48:04,815 --> 00:48:06,516 LIKE THE LAST FOUR YEARS. 1295 00:48:06,617 --> 00:48:07,718 -Kent: REALLY? -YEAH. 1296 00:48:07,818 --> 00:48:09,620 -Kate: WHAT CHANGED THINGS? 1297 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:11,922 -UM... A VIBRATOR. [LAUGHS] 1298 00:48:12,022 --> 00:48:13,223 -Kate: WHAT KIND OF VIBRATOR? 1299 00:48:13,323 --> 00:48:14,925 -A VERY SIMPLE ONE, BUT... 1300 00:48:15,025 --> 00:48:16,026 ACTUALLY IT WAS A MINDSET 1301 00:48:16,126 --> 00:48:17,594 THAT CHANGED, BUT IT WAS ALSO 1302 00:48:17,694 --> 00:48:18,729 THE VIBRATOR. 1303 00:48:18,829 --> 00:48:20,230 I THINK I JUST WAS... WHEN I WAS 1304 00:48:20,330 --> 00:48:21,832 YOUNG I NEVER DID IT BECAUSE IN 1305 00:48:21,932 --> 00:48:22,933 TEXAS, LIKE, YOU JUST WERE 1306 00:48:23,033 --> 00:48:24,601 TAUGHT, LIKE, "DO NOT TALK ABOUT 1307 00:48:24,701 --> 00:48:26,536 SEXUALITY, IT'S GROSS," 1308 00:48:26,637 --> 00:48:28,805 AND THEN, UM... I MEAN, 1309 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:29,940 WHATEVER KIND OF SEXUALITY. 1310 00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:30,974 IT DIDN'T MATTER IF IT WAS, 1311 00:48:31,074 --> 00:48:32,009 LIKE, HOMOSEXUALITY, BISEXUALITY 1312 00:48:32,109 --> 00:48:33,644 OR HETEROSEXUALITY, LIKE, YOU 1313 00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:34,711 JUST DIDN'T TALK ABOUT WHAT WAS 1314 00:48:34,811 --> 00:48:36,647 GOING ON, AND THEN... SO, I 1315 00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:38,515 WOULD ASK MY FRIENDS, "LIKE, SO 1316 00:48:38,615 --> 00:48:40,217 DO YOU GUYS MASTURBATE?" 1317 00:48:40,317 --> 00:48:41,685 'CAUSE I KNEW GUYS DID IT, 1318 00:48:41,785 --> 00:48:42,953 AND MY GIRLFRIENDS WERE LIKE, 1319 00:48:43,053 --> 00:48:44,688 "NO... UGH, THAT IS SO GROSS. 1320 00:48:44,788 --> 00:48:45,756 I WOULD NEVER, NEVER DO THAT." 1321 00:48:45,856 --> 00:48:46,957 AND THEN I FOUND OUT, YOU KNOW, 1322 00:48:47,057 --> 00:48:49,793 LIKE, 10 TO 12 YEARS LATER THAT, 1323 00:48:49,893 --> 00:48:50,861 YES, OF COURSE THEY WERE ALL 1324 00:48:50,961 --> 00:48:52,296 MASTURBATING, EVEN THOUGH... 1325 00:48:52,396 --> 00:48:53,630 BUT NOBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT IT. 1326 00:48:53,730 --> 00:48:54,598 -Kate: THAT'S PRETTY 1327 00:48:54,698 --> 00:48:55,565 FASCINATING. -Kent: YEAH. 1328 00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:56,466 -AND SO, I WAS JUST LIKE, 1329 00:48:56,566 --> 00:48:57,167 "WELL, NOBODY DOES THAT, 1330 00:48:57,267 --> 00:48:58,168 THAT'S GROSS, SINCE..." 1331 00:48:58,268 --> 00:48:58,802 -Kent: HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW? 1332 00:48:58,902 --> 00:49:00,570 -29. 1333 00:49:00,671 --> 00:49:02,506 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 1334 00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:04,808 -OH, OLD. [LAUGHS] 1335 00:49:04,908 --> 00:49:06,610 -700 YEARS OLD? 1336 00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:07,611 -HE'S VERY IMMATURE THOUGH... 1337 00:49:07,711 --> 00:49:08,545 [JOSEPHINE LAUGHS] 1338 00:49:08,645 --> 00:49:09,579 SO IT CANCELS OUT 1339 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:10,547 A LOT OF THE TIME. 1340 00:49:10,647 --> 00:49:12,582 -NO, I JUST... I RECENTLY 1341 00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:13,684 TURNED 40. 1342 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:14,851 -OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 1343 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:16,653 -THANKS. 1344 00:49:16,753 --> 00:49:18,455 -SO YOU... THAT'S NOT OLD. 1345 00:49:18,555 --> 00:49:19,723 WHY DO YOU FEEL OLD? 1346 00:49:19,823 --> 00:49:20,991 -I NEVER DID UNTIL I TURNED 1347 00:49:21,091 --> 00:49:24,227 40, BUT... YOU KNOW, I'M 1348 00:49:24,328 --> 00:49:26,563 HANDLING IT. -O.K. -O.K. 1349 00:49:26,663 --> 00:49:27,965 [ALL LAUGH] 1350 00:49:28,065 --> 00:49:30,567 [BONG BUBBLING, 1351 00:49:30,667 --> 00:49:31,702 WOMEN TALKING IN BACKGROUND] 1352 00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:32,769 -Josephine: ...I LOVED IT AND 1353 00:49:32,869 --> 00:49:35,939 I FELT SO CONNECTED TO HER. 1354 00:49:36,039 --> 00:49:36,940 I WAS LIKE, I REALLY NEED 1355 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:38,008 TO PUT MYSELF OUT THERE MORE 1356 00:49:38,108 --> 00:49:39,476 AND MEET MORE GIRLS. 1357 00:49:39,576 --> 00:49:41,778 -YEAH. -HENCE, TONIGHT. 1358 00:49:41,878 --> 00:49:43,714 -YAY! -SEEMS LIKE A VERY... 1359 00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:45,382 BRAZEN WAY OF DOING IT, I GUESS, 1360 00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:47,617 BUT, LIKE, SOMETIMES YOU JUST... 1361 00:49:47,718 --> 00:49:48,952 -YOU GOT TO TAKE A RISK. 1362 00:49:49,052 --> 00:49:50,587 -YOU MAKE YOUR... 1363 00:49:50,687 --> 00:49:53,690 YOU MAKE YOUR, UH, DESTINY. 1364 00:49:53,790 --> 00:49:55,692 -YES, YOU DO... YEAH. 1365 00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,806 -KENT, ARE YOU GONNA... 1366 00:50:42,906 --> 00:50:44,741 COME JOIN US? 1367 00:50:44,841 --> 00:50:49,079 -UM... YEAH. 1368 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:33,890 [HEAVY BREATHING...] 1369 00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:41,698 [KENT MOANS] 1370 00:51:54,711 --> 00:51:56,680 [WOMEN MOAN AND GIGGLE] 1371 00:51:59,983 --> 00:52:02,519 -YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL. 1372 00:52:02,619 --> 00:52:04,020 -MMM, THANK YOU. 1373 00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:05,889 [WHISPERS]: SO ARE YOU... 1374 00:52:35,652 --> 00:52:42,659 [♪...] 1375 00:53:07,584 --> 00:53:11,821 [♪...] 1376 00:53:20,797 --> 00:53:21,565 -Josephine: THAT WAS 1377 00:53:21,665 --> 00:53:22,999 DIFFERENT. 1378 00:53:23,099 --> 00:53:24,034 I'M GONNA RUN TO THE BATHROOM. 1379 00:53:24,134 --> 00:53:27,070 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1380 00:53:27,170 --> 00:53:31,575 [♪...] 1381 00:53:34,678 --> 00:53:36,846 [KATE SIGHS] 1382 00:54:04,007 --> 00:54:05,008 -Kent: [LAUGHS] WHAT ARE 1383 00:54:05,108 --> 00:54:07,544 YOU...? WHAT'S GOING ON? 1384 00:54:11,848 --> 00:54:13,416 KATE? 1385 00:54:13,516 --> 00:54:15,352 -I MEAN, IT WAS GOOD, RIGHT? 1386 00:54:15,452 --> 00:54:18,855 I'M JUST WAITING FOR HER. 1387 00:54:18,955 --> 00:54:20,056 I DON'T WANT TO LIKE... 1388 00:54:20,156 --> 00:54:21,024 IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING 1389 00:54:21,124 --> 00:54:22,359 A MOVIE--SOMEONE HAS TO 1390 00:54:22,459 --> 00:54:23,360 GO TO THE BATHROOM, YOU JUST 1391 00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:26,596 PAUSE THE MOVIE. 1392 00:54:26,696 --> 00:54:27,530 -Josephine: WOW, IT'S REALLY 1393 00:54:27,631 --> 00:54:28,431 HOT AND HEAVY IN HERE. 1394 00:54:28,531 --> 00:54:30,800 -Kent: YEAH. [LAUGH] 1395 00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:31,835 -SORRY TO BREAK IT UP-- 1396 00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:32,869 I JUST HAD TO... 1397 00:54:32,969 --> 00:54:34,738 -Kate: HI! HI, HI... 1398 00:54:34,838 --> 00:54:35,438 [JOSEPHINE LAUGHS] 1399 00:54:35,538 --> 00:54:36,473 I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK. 1400 00:54:36,573 --> 00:54:37,474 COME HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE, 1401 00:54:37,574 --> 00:54:38,541 COME HERE, COME HERE... 1402 00:54:38,642 --> 00:54:40,644 OH, DON'T GO ANYWHERE 1403 00:54:40,744 --> 00:54:41,911 EVER AGAIN. 1404 00:54:42,012 --> 00:54:42,979 -WAIT, YOU PUT THIS BACK ON? 1405 00:54:43,079 --> 00:54:44,047 -I... WELL, I WAS JUST... 1406 00:54:44,147 --> 00:54:45,382 I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU 1407 00:54:45,482 --> 00:54:46,483 A BIT OF A SURPRISE. 1408 00:54:46,583 --> 00:54:47,784 HERE, I'LL TAKE IT OFF. 1409 00:54:47,884 --> 00:54:51,087 COME HERE... 1410 00:54:51,187 --> 00:54:53,356 HI... WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY 1411 00:54:53,456 --> 00:54:56,092 LIFE? [LAUGHING AND SIGHING] 1412 00:54:56,192 --> 00:54:57,060 ...YEAH, IT WAS AWESOME MEETING 1413 00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:58,662 YOU TOO. 1414 00:54:58,762 --> 00:54:59,496 ENJOY THOSE. 1415 00:54:59,596 --> 00:55:00,330 -THANKS... YEAH, THANK YOU 1416 00:55:00,430 --> 00:55:01,464 SO MUCH FOR THESE. 1417 00:55:01,564 --> 00:55:02,465 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT 1418 00:55:02,565 --> 00:55:03,500 THIS ONE? SLING BLADE? 1419 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:04,401 -YEAH, YEAH... NO, I'M GLAD... 1420 00:55:04,501 --> 00:55:05,368 YOU'RE DOING ME A FAVOR. 1421 00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:06,269 -THAT'S A REALLY... THAT'S 1422 00:55:06,369 --> 00:55:08,338 LIKE... I APPRECIATE IT. 1423 00:55:08,438 --> 00:55:09,372 -YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE. 1424 00:55:09,472 --> 00:55:10,407 -GOOD NIGHT. -BYE. 1425 00:55:10,507 --> 00:55:11,508 -NICE TO MEET YOU. 1426 00:55:11,608 --> 00:55:12,942 -YEAH, IT'S BEEN AWESOME. 1427 00:55:13,043 --> 00:55:15,078 -YEAH. STAY, STAY WARM. 1428 00:55:15,178 --> 00:55:16,479 HEY, LOOK, THE SUN IS COMING UP. 1429 00:55:16,579 --> 00:55:18,682 -Kate: WOW... OH, MY GOD. 1430 00:55:18,782 --> 00:55:19,716 NIGHTY-NIGHT. 1431 00:55:19,816 --> 00:55:20,417 GOOD MORNING. 1432 00:55:20,517 --> 00:55:21,418 -Josephine: GOOD NIGHT. 1433 00:55:21,518 --> 00:55:22,385 [WOMEN LAUGH] 1434 00:55:22,485 --> 00:55:24,120 SEE YOU... IN THE FUTURE. 1435 00:55:24,220 --> 00:55:26,389 -Kate: YES. 1436 00:55:26,489 --> 00:55:27,157 -Josephine: BYE. 1437 00:55:27,257 --> 00:55:29,426 -Both: BYE. 1438 00:55:39,469 --> 00:55:43,773 [AIR PUMP WHIRRING...] 1439 00:56:35,759 --> 00:56:38,128 [PEN CLATTERS ON DESK] 1440 00:56:54,544 --> 00:56:56,045 -Kent: ARE YOU O.K.? 1441 00:56:56,146 --> 00:56:58,047 -I'M FINE--ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1442 00:56:58,148 --> 00:56:59,048 -I'M TOTALLY FINE. 1443 00:56:59,149 --> 00:57:00,316 -BECAUSE YOU DON'T SEEM IT, 1444 00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:03,119 LIKE, YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE YOU. 1445 00:57:07,557 --> 00:57:10,093 [THROATY GROWLING] 1446 00:57:10,193 --> 00:57:11,361 DID YOU FEEL THAT? 1447 00:57:11,461 --> 00:57:12,195 -YOU'RE KILLING ME. 1448 00:57:12,295 --> 00:57:13,062 -HOT AIR! HOT AIR! 1449 00:57:13,163 --> 00:57:14,130 -YOU'RE KILLING ME. 1450 00:57:14,230 --> 00:57:17,734 -[THROATY GROWLING] 1451 00:57:17,834 --> 00:57:19,002 DID YOU... DID YOU HEAR THE 1452 00:57:19,102 --> 00:57:21,671 SOUND OF, LIKE, HELL? 1453 00:57:21,771 --> 00:57:22,472 LISTEN. 1454 00:57:22,572 --> 00:57:25,675 [THROATY ROAR] 1455 00:57:25,775 --> 00:57:27,043 O.K., LET'S, LET'S RIDE 1456 00:57:27,143 --> 00:57:28,077 AROUND ON THE CHAIR. 1457 00:57:28,178 --> 00:57:29,379 ♪ RIDING ON THE CHAIR... 1458 00:57:29,479 --> 00:57:31,514 -KATE, KATE, WHAT IS GOING ON? 1459 00:57:31,614 --> 00:57:32,816 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1460 00:57:32,916 --> 00:57:33,516 -I DON'T KNOW. 1461 00:57:33,616 --> 00:57:34,717 I WANT TO BE NEAR YOU. 1462 00:57:34,818 --> 00:57:36,453 -O.K., YOU'RE RIGHT THERE. 1463 00:57:36,553 --> 00:57:37,620 SERIOUSLY, WHAT DO YOU... 1464 00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:38,555 YOU SEE, WE'RE... THIS IS 1465 00:57:38,655 --> 00:57:39,522 LIKE WE'RE BOYFRIEND AND 1466 00:57:39,622 --> 00:57:40,423 GIRLFRIEND, BUT WE'RE NOT 1467 00:57:40,523 --> 00:57:41,825 HAVING SEX, WHICH IS... 1468 00:57:41,925 --> 00:57:43,626 THAT'S THE BEST PART OF BEING A 1469 00:57:43,726 --> 00:57:44,828 BOYFRIEND AND A GIRLFRIEND. 1470 00:57:44,928 --> 00:57:46,629 -NO... I MEAN, IT'S A GREAT 1471 00:57:46,729 --> 00:57:47,831 PART. -WHAT DO YOU WANT...? 1472 00:57:47,931 --> 00:57:49,566 -I JUST... -REALLY? LIKE... 1473 00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:50,567 -CAN I SIT ON YOUR LAP? 1474 00:57:50,667 --> 00:57:51,568 -REALLY? -CAN I SIT ON YOUR 1475 00:57:51,668 --> 00:57:52,502 LAP? -NO! -PLEASE? -NO. 1476 00:57:52,602 --> 00:57:53,470 -PLEASE? -NO. 1477 00:57:53,570 --> 00:57:54,504 -ROCK ME LIKE A BABY. -NO. 1478 00:57:54,604 --> 00:57:57,974 -ROCK ME LIKE A BABY, JUST... 1479 00:57:58,074 --> 00:57:59,375 PAL? 1480 00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:02,712 -WE'RE PALS, RIGHT? 1481 00:58:02,812 --> 00:58:04,047 REALLY? LIKE, YOU NEED ME TO 1482 00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:06,516 HELP YOU RIGHT NOW FEEL... 1483 00:58:06,616 --> 00:58:09,385 I, I... MY MIND IS BEING BLOWN 1484 00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:10,753 RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU SAID, 1485 00:58:10,854 --> 00:58:12,522 "GO WORK, I'M GONNA SIT HERE," 1486 00:58:12,622 --> 00:58:15,458 AND NOW.... I DON'T... 1487 00:58:15,558 --> 00:58:19,429 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LIKE... 1488 00:58:19,529 --> 00:58:22,966 -[PURRING] 1489 00:58:23,066 --> 00:58:24,834 [CHUCKLES] 1490 00:58:24,934 --> 00:58:27,237 [PURRING] 1491 00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:33,543 [MEWING] 1492 00:58:33,643 --> 00:58:39,048 [HISSING] 1493 00:58:39,148 --> 00:58:41,150 YOU WANT TO BE KITTIES? 1494 00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:42,485 LET'S BE KITTIES. 1495 00:58:42,585 --> 00:58:43,520 LET'S BE KITTIES... 1496 00:58:43,620 --> 00:58:44,587 -KATE, YOU'RE... O.K., 1497 00:58:44,687 --> 00:58:46,122 NOW I ACTUALLY AM STARTING 1498 00:58:46,222 --> 00:58:47,156 TO GET A LITTLE MAD. 1499 00:58:47,257 --> 00:58:48,124 I DON'T KNOW WHAT... 1500 00:58:48,224 --> 00:58:50,593 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS. 1501 00:58:50,693 --> 00:58:52,562 I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND. 1502 00:58:52,662 --> 00:58:53,530 -WE'RE JUST KITTIES. 1503 00:58:53,630 --> 00:58:55,131 WE'RE JUST BABY KITTIES. 1504 00:58:55,231 --> 00:58:56,399 -CAN I... I GOTTA WORK. 1505 00:58:56,499 --> 00:58:58,167 I GOTTA GET THIS... 1506 00:58:58,268 --> 00:58:59,369 -I'LL JUST BE RIGHT HERE. 1507 00:58:59,469 --> 00:59:00,503 I'M JUST GONNA BE REALLY... 1508 00:59:00,603 --> 00:59:03,873 I JUST WANNA BE NEAR YOU. 1509 00:59:07,010 --> 00:59:09,178 KENT? 1510 00:59:09,279 --> 00:59:11,214 WHY ARE YOU SO MAD? 1511 00:59:26,496 --> 00:59:31,034 [KATE CRYING AND SNIFFLING...] 1512 00:59:39,742 --> 00:59:41,911 [KATE SIGHS] 1513 00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:54,090 -HEY... HEY, LISTEN. 1514 00:59:54,190 --> 00:59:55,358 I'M, I'M SORRY. 1515 00:59:55,458 --> 00:59:56,626 I'M REALLY SORRY, O.K.? 1516 00:59:56,726 --> 00:59:58,628 -[SNIFFLES] 1517 00:59:58,728 --> 01:00:00,396 -HEY, KATE, I'M REALLY SORRY. 1518 01:00:00,496 --> 01:00:01,764 I'M, I'M, I'M JUST HUNG OVER 1519 01:00:01,864 --> 01:00:05,468 AND I'M TIRED AND I'M JUST... 1520 01:00:05,568 --> 01:00:06,970 I DIDN'T TAKE MY WELLBUTRIN 1521 01:00:07,070 --> 01:00:09,639 YESTERDAY AND I'M... I'M JUST 1522 01:00:09,739 --> 01:00:11,774 BEING A... A BABY 'CAUSE WE'RE 1523 01:00:11,874 --> 01:00:12,809 NOT... WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX. 1524 01:00:12,909 --> 01:00:13,776 [LAUGHS] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1525 01:00:13,876 --> 01:00:15,178 LIKE, I'M... I'M SO SORRY. 1526 01:00:15,278 --> 01:00:16,713 I'M NOT... COME HERE. 1527 01:00:16,813 --> 01:00:17,447 [KATE SOBS, SNIFFLES] 1528 01:00:17,547 --> 01:00:23,152 COME HERE. 1529 01:00:23,252 --> 01:00:26,389 HEY, DON'T CRY, O.K.? 1530 01:00:26,489 --> 01:00:27,523 THIS WAS SUCH A FUN WEEKEND. 1531 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:28,524 THIS WAS, LIKE, AWESOME. 1532 01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:30,426 I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME. 1533 01:00:30,526 --> 01:00:31,394 [KATE SNIFFLES] 1534 01:00:31,494 --> 01:00:33,663 LIKE, SERIOUSLY. 1535 01:00:33,763 --> 01:00:35,465 I'M SO SORRY--I WAS, UM... 1536 01:00:35,565 --> 01:00:37,467 I WAS BEING A DICK AND I'M, 1537 01:00:37,567 --> 01:00:38,701 I'M REALLY SORRY. 1538 01:00:38,801 --> 01:00:41,404 LIKE, I, I'M... 1539 01:00:41,504 --> 01:00:42,305 YOU'RE SO... 1540 01:00:42,405 --> 01:00:45,775 YOU'RE AWESOME, O.K.? 1541 01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:50,647 -[SIGHS, SNIFFLES] 1542 01:00:50,747 --> 01:00:54,017 [GRUNTING] 1543 01:01:07,163 --> 01:01:09,599 -ALL RIGHT. 1544 01:01:09,699 --> 01:01:10,433 DRIVE SAFE. 1545 01:01:10,533 --> 01:01:11,434 -THANK YOU. 1546 01:01:11,534 --> 01:01:13,169 -HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT BACK. 1547 01:01:13,269 --> 01:01:15,438 -THANK YOU. 1548 01:01:15,538 --> 01:01:16,706 THANKS FOR THE WEEKEND. 1549 01:01:16,806 --> 01:01:18,574 -YEAH, YOU TOO. 1550 01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:19,609 THIS WAS FUN. 1551 01:01:19,709 --> 01:01:20,710 -IT WAS FUN. 1552 01:01:20,810 --> 01:01:21,577 SUN'S BRIGHT. 1553 01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:23,579 -YEAH. 1554 01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:24,447 HOW'S THAT? 1555 01:01:24,547 --> 01:01:25,181 -GOOD. 1556 01:01:25,281 --> 01:01:25,815 YOU GOT IT. 1557 01:01:25,915 --> 01:01:26,649 -YOU GOTTA GO. 1558 01:01:26,749 --> 01:01:27,684 -YEAH, I GOTTA GO. 1559 01:01:27,784 --> 01:01:29,185 I DON'T WANT TO MISS MY FLIGHT. 1560 01:01:29,285 --> 01:01:30,219 -O.K., WE'RE GOOD? 1561 01:01:30,319 --> 01:01:31,554 -YEAH, WE'RE GOOD. -O.K. 1562 01:01:31,654 --> 01:01:32,388 -THANKS. 1563 01:01:32,488 --> 01:01:33,589 -YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 1564 01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:34,257 -O.K. 1565 01:01:34,357 --> 01:01:34,924 -BYE. 1566 01:01:35,024 --> 01:01:37,093 [KISS] 1567 01:01:43,766 --> 01:01:47,737 -WRITE ON MY WALL. 1568 01:01:47,837 --> 01:01:50,206 BE IN TOUCH. 1569 01:02:15,698 --> 01:02:20,503 [♪...] 1570 01:02:47,497 --> 01:02:54,470 [♪...] 1571 01:03:01,511 --> 01:03:08,518 [♪...] 1572 01:03:19,529 --> 01:03:21,864 [KISSING SOUND] 1573 01:03:59,769 --> 01:04:02,205 [CAT MEOWS] 1574 01:05:21,651 --> 01:05:25,087 [DIAL CLICKING] 1575 01:05:47,109 --> 01:05:48,711 [MUFFLED CONVERSATION ON VIDEO] 1576 01:05:48,811 --> 01:05:51,280 [KENT LAUGHS] 1577 01:06:39,595 --> 01:06:42,698 [BUBBLING] 1578 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,945 -Bow, bow, bow. 1579 01:06:56,045 --> 01:06:58,781 Bow, bow, bow. 1580 01:06:58,881 --> 01:07:02,918 See, he knows something's up. 1581 01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:05,988 Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. 1582 01:07:06,088 --> 01:07:07,857 [LAUGHTER] 1583 01:07:07,957 --> 01:07:08,858 -Woman: You have to do it, 1584 01:07:08,958 --> 01:07:11,060 Uncle Kent! 1585 01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:12,695 -Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow... 1586 01:07:12,795 --> 01:07:14,997 [LAUGHTER] 1587 01:07:15,097 --> 01:07:19,935 [BABY LAUGHS] 1588 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,070 -Baby: A ba ba. 1589 01:07:21,170 --> 01:07:22,505 -Bow, bow, bow... 1590 01:07:22,605 --> 01:07:26,675 [LAUGHTER] 1591 01:07:26,776 --> 01:07:27,510 -Baby: Ma ma. 1592 01:07:27,610 --> 01:07:28,611 -Bow, bow, bow... 1593 01:07:28,711 --> 01:07:29,678 [BABY LAUGHS] 1594 01:07:29,779 --> 01:07:33,716 [LAUGHTER] 1595 01:07:33,816 --> 01:07:34,617 -Baby: Ba ba ba ba. 1596 01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:35,851 -Bow, bow, bow... 1597 01:07:35,951 --> 01:07:38,254 [LAUGHTER] 1598 01:08:01,577 --> 01:08:04,680 [CAT MEOWS] 1599 01:08:04,780 --> 01:08:06,682 [KENT CLICKS HIS TONGUE] 1600 01:08:06,782 --> 01:08:10,753 -COME HERE. 1601 01:08:10,853 --> 01:08:14,590 [CAT MEOWS LOUDLY] 1602 01:08:23,199 --> 01:08:24,066 WHAT? 1603 01:08:24,166 --> 01:08:24,967 [CAT MEOWS] 1604 01:08:25,067 --> 01:08:26,135 WHAT? 1605 01:08:26,235 --> 01:08:27,503 [CAT MEOWS] 1606 01:08:27,603 --> 01:08:30,840 WHAT? 1607 01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:33,642 KITTY, HEY, CAT. 1608 01:08:33,742 --> 01:08:36,812 [DISGUSTED] AH... 1609 01:08:36,912 --> 01:08:38,747 NO, NO, NO. 1610 01:08:38,848 --> 01:08:40,983 HEY, COME HERE. 1611 01:08:41,083 --> 01:08:43,285 [CAT MEOWS] 1612 01:09:00,936 --> 01:09:04,640 [CAT MEOWS AGGRESSIVELY] 1613 01:09:08,010 --> 01:09:09,145 [CAT MEOWS AGGRESSIVELY] 1614 01:09:09,245 --> 01:09:12,615 [CAT HISSES] 1615 01:09:12,715 --> 01:09:19,555 [♪...] 1616 01:09:26,762 --> 01:09:33,702 [♪...] 1617 01:09:40,776 --> 01:09:47,716 [♪...] 1618 01:09:54,757 --> 01:09:59,595 [♪...] 1619 01:10:08,804 --> 01:10:15,744 [♪...] 1620 01:10:22,785 --> 01:10:29,725 [♪...] 1621 01:10:36,799 --> 01:10:43,272 [♪...] 1622 01:10:50,813 --> 01:10:55,351 [♪...] 1623 01:11:02,424 --> 01:11:03,325 -Josephine: I JUST HAVE TO GO 1624 01:11:03,425 --> 01:11:04,093 TO THE BATHROOM, I'LL BE 1625 01:11:04,193 --> 01:11:06,695 RIGHT BACK. 1626 01:11:14,970 --> 01:11:16,405 -Kate: WHAT? 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