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Sweet kind of knife.

Mm -hmm.

This one?

Mm -hmm.

Walker, please help me.

They all look good, Alex.

How can you say that? I mean, some are too bright, some are too yellow, some

too pale, and some of them are just plain yuck.

Walker, we have to pick the color for the baby's room. Otherwise, I can't do

other decorating.

Well, let's wait till morning.

when the light's better.

No, no, no.

Amber myth or spring dawn?

They look the same to me.

Look, it's late.

Let's sleep on it.

Maybe it's not yellow.

I thought yellow would be the perfect color for a little boy or a little

room, but what if it makes them look jaundiced?

Alex, all I know is that you're going to make the greatest mother in the world.

Good night.

Maybe it's not paint.

Maybe it's wallpaper.

It's gonna be a long night. Oh, come on.

Thank you.

Guards made their final round of ten.

Locked up and activated the security system.

What kind of system?

Yes, there is.

Optical laser.

Covers every square inch of the floor.

Was it working properly?

It's like new.

At seven this morning, they open up and bingo.

Now, this is the third big -ticket heist in a month, Walker.

First it was jewelry, then rare stamps, now this.

And I'll tell you, the chief is busting my chops on this one.

Well, whoever pulled this off is a real magician, I can tell you. Because I

don't see how it could be done.

Well, it would.

So there had to be a way.

They never triggered the alarm because they never touched the floor.

Thank you.

In the eyes of a ranger, the unsuspecting stranger had better know

wrong from right.

Cause the eyes of the ranger are upon you.

Any home you do, he's gonna see.

When you're in Texas, look behind you.

Cause that's where the ranger's gonna be.

Come on, it's not even on the map.

It has to be.

It's right here.

Uh -huh.

Buell. Oh, yeah, there you go, right there in the middle of nowhere.

Well, one of us had to go there, pick up the prisoner, and bring him back to

testify. Now, weren't you saying you wanted to get out of Dallas for a while?

No, no, no, no way. I'm always stuck with prisoner transport. Now, I've done

share.

Oh, well, we'll just have to flip.

Here. All right, all right, all right. I got one. All right, on man out.

No more whining. Go.

Tails.

Heads.

Best two out of three.

Do you hear whinings?

I think so.

Pack a lunch.

Here's your quarter.

Have a happy day.

What was that all about?

He's such a sore loser.

He's got to go all the way out to Buell to pick up that prisoner, Morris Dobbs.

Anything on the museum?

Yeah, actually, you know what? You were right about them coming in through the

ceiling. The lab found fresh marks up in the rafters made by vice clamps.

Burglars must have rigged some kind of pulley system to lower themselves down

into the gallery. They did the entire thing from midair.

So we're looking for three, maybe four people who are highly skilled athletes,

maybe mountain climbers. Could be ex -military?

You know what, I'll run a check on convicted burglars, see if any of them

that kind of training.

You know, there's only a couple of fences in Dallas that could handle that

of high -end merchandise.

Yeah, you're right.

And I think I know just the guy to start with.

He is the most exciting new artist on the scene today, and we are the only

gallery in America to represent him.

How much?

$85 ,000.

And I have it on good authority, he's Picasso's illegitimate son.

Really? Excuse me, folks, I need to talk to Serge for a moment. One moment.

Isn't a good time, Walker.

That's really funny because that's exactly what you said to me when I

for fencing that stolen jewelry.

Ancient history. I'm 100 % legit now.

Yeah, right.

What do you know about the heist of the Palmer Museum?

Nothing.

Nothing?

You've heard nothing?

It's true, I swear.

You can do better than that, Serge.

Come on, Walker. I've got a big fish on the line over here.

Yeah, and they look like honest folk to me, Serge.

Maybe I'll go tell them what a con man you are. Oh, maybe I got something for

you. You ever hear of Floyd Jessup?

Yeah, the cat burglar. He ripped off some rich people in Houston. What about

him? Got out of Huntsville last month. Word is he's setting up shop in Dallas.

Okay,

Serge, go reel in your fish.

Hey, man, you're supposed to go eat.

It's just practice. It takes all the fun out of it.

Yeah, well, I had it.

Guys, that's it for today. Let's go. That's it, guys.

That's it.

Bring the fly short, James.

Hockey.

Excellent.

What's the word?

I just got 200 grand for the penny.

Sweet.

Next job's worth twice that.

I got to go. All right.

Can I help you? What happened here?

Well, it was the darndest thing. Semi lost his brakes and almost landed right

my desk.

You're kidding.

Nope.

You're all right, man. Oh, no.

Flipped in the shower this morning.

I told him. I said some days it just don't pay to get out of bed.

I'm Ranger Trevette.

Here with the warrant to take Morris Dobbs into custody. Oh, yeah, yeah,

Go get the prisoner, will you?

Must be real important to bring you all the way out here.

Yeah, we got him testifying in a murder trial in Dallas.

Dobbs won't give you any trouble.

He's not really a jinx.

Hey,

guys, be careful.

Ranger Cook?

Sit, Dave. Get Gage and track down a guy named Floyd Jessup.

If he knows anything about the burglary.

All right, we're on it.

You should let me go.

Why should I do that?

Because if you don't, something very bad will happen to you.

Are you threatening me?

No, no, no, no, no. It's no threat. It's just fact.

I'm a jinx.

What? I'm a jinx to anyone around me. I always have been.

It's my cross to bear.

You're a jinx? Yes.

Buddy, that's the first time I've heard that one. Hey, I'm not joking. Whoever I

am with gets hurt.

Stop. Look what happened to that police station back there.

I'm taking you in.

Well, I wish you'd reconsider.

You're testifying at the trial, all right? I don't think I... Save your

All right, suit yourself.

Here we go.

What the... Oh.

Oh.

Yeah, I told them. They just never listened.

Trust me, fellas.

That yellow diamond's over three carats.

For 60 grand, easy.

What's that?

Be cool.

You Floyd Jessup? Who wants to know?

I'm a Texas Ranger.

Rangers!

I'm going to fix my car tomorrow, and then we'll be out of here.

You all ready to order now? Yes, we are, ma 'am. Let me have the swordfish, the

steamed broccoli, and the baked potato, please.

You're going with the swordfish?

I like swordfish.

Yeah, but do you realize how far they have to ship it? It could be spoiled.

I want you to mind your own business.

Okay.

This is Officer Blanchard. I got a suspect down in the alley behind the Sun

Mutual building. Send backup.

Roger that.

We got to get Pollard out of here. Come on.

What have you got, Ed?

Looks like the same group that pulled the burglars, Walker. I mean, this time

they shot a cop.

How bad is he?

He'll make it. It's more than I can say for this guy.

Any ID on him?

Nothing. The way I figured, they looted the coin shop. He came out first.

Officer Blencher spotted him, took him down, and then got shot by the others on

the way out.

Call Ranger Headquarters to send you an ID, okay?

You got it.

Here we go. Our next contestant from Edmonton, Illinois.

A social services administrator.

A mother of two. Turn that off.

Who is it? Dr. Ortiz.

So, how long have you been sick?

Duh. Come on.

Oh, then let's have a look at you.

Let's see here.

Oh, uh -huh, uh -huh. Let me see your tongue.

Oh, that's good, that's good, that's good.

It's the last time you wait.

I had dinner over at that place in town.

Oh, and what'd you have?

Sour fish.

Fish? I never eat fish here.

You know how long it takes to ship here?

They've identified the burglar who was killed. His name is Curtis Pollard.

Apparently he works at a place called Medieval Times.

Medieval Times?

I think I'll go talk to him.

Call and tell him I'm coming.

Okay.

One of our employees was involved in a series of robberies.

That's right. He was killed last night.

Are you sure he worked for us?

Do you recognize this man?

He's one of our knights.

I operate several castles around the country, Ranger Walker.

Thousands of employees.

We do everything possible to hire the best people.

Well, we're not blaming you, Mr. Sands, but Pollard had accomplices.

We're trying to find out who they are.

You think others here are involved?

We're not sure, but I need a list of all your knights.

Of course.

Is there anything else I can do for you?

Maybe there is.

Walker, listen to this.

Medieval Times has branches in seven other cities. So I ran a computer check

each of them to see if there were any unsolved art or jewelry heists. And sure

enough, bells went off in three of them. Chicago, L .A., and Myrtle Beach.

And the pattern's always the same. Four or five robberies in a few weeks, and

then everything stops cold.

Can you place Pollard in those cities at that time? Like clockwork.

The Knights rotate between castles. They work a couple of months, and then they

move on. There's four or five other employees on the same rotation as

so we figure at least a few of them are in on the burglaries. They're probably

going to lay low after shooting a cop.

Maybe.

But we're not going to wait and see.

So what's our plan?

You were as shocked as I was to hear the news about Curtis Pollard.

Hard to believe.

But as we all know, the show must go on.

So we're lucky to have Jack Swayze available to replace Curtis.

Please make him feel at home.

Hey.

How are you? Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. How are you doing?

Good luck.

Thank you.

You'll like it here. The people are nice and tips are pretty good.

Good. Ever been a wench before?

A what?

A wench.

That's what they call waitresses here.

Oh, no.

No, no, I haven't.

Don't worry. You'll pick it up in no time.

Bread plates goes on their left.

Soup bowl on the right.

Okay.

So, um, how long have you worked here?

About a year.

I'm training to be a masseuse.

I know they're in big demand because so many people are stressed out.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, George.

Hey.

That's my boyfriend.

He's a knight.

Okay, I'm starving.

When are we going to eat?

Shut up.

All right, I'm coming.

Who is that?

Chief Tucker, Alder Springs Police.

Ranger Travis.

Hey. Boss Tucker.

Heard you was as sick as a dog.

Must have been something you ate.

Must have been. Listen, about your car, you couldn't have broken down in a

better place.

That Ernie is a hell of a mechanic.

And I ain't just saying that because he's my wife's kid brother now.

Your brother -in -law is fixing my car?

Oh, that's the good news.

See, the bad news is it's going to cost a tad more than Ernie thought.

What's a tad?

Eight hundred dollars.

That's a tad?

It always pays to do things right now.

Anyway, you holler if you need anything, all right?

Always glad to help a fellow officer.

Feel better now.

Y 'all enjoy your stay.

I'll talk you through it as we fight. Okay. If you get confused, you just die.

All right, that's simple enough.

You'll be fine.

Thanks, man.

I'll see you out there.

Thank you.

When was the last time you fought?

A couple months ago.

Yeah? Which castle was that?

Florida. Oh, yeah. You know, I heard the manager runs a real tight ship.

What's his name?

Cassidy. Cassidy.

All right, I'll see you. All right.

Behold the color, the pomp, and all the pedantry that is the age of chivalry.

All hail His Majesty, King Alfonso.

Yeah, you're forever will be known as the one who stood unknown to fight for

right to the very tip.

Go out so high above and look over and up. You're fighting for yourself now.

Yeah, you're fighting for the honor and the glory of yourself. The

greatest that you've won.

You are the hero of this song.

Thank you.

Thank you.

How'd I do?

Well, aside from almost cutting off my head, I think you did okay.

Thanks. I'll see you tomorrow. Bye, Glenn. Take it easy. Be good.

Go.

Did you forget something?

You guys want to back off with those things, all right?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Come on, man. What's your idea?

Just wanted you to see how easy it is to get hurt around here.

Fatally hurt.

Yo, I don't find that that funny.

Awesome. Let's be.

There's something fishy about you, Swayze.

You smell like a cop, so I did some checking. Guess what I found?

Well, I'm not a minor, just thought I'd know what you find. You just got out of

Huntsville, where we heard you were.

Bronc -busting champion.

Dear old Dick Tracy.

So why didn't you tell us?

First of all, because it's none of your damn business.

And second of all, if the manager finds out I'm an ex -con, she's going to fire

me, all right?

Not planning on ripping the joint off, are you?

For what?

No.

So why were you sniffing around?

Jack?

You know, you never said anything about your buddies here, and I don't do

foursomes.

All right.

They must have been keeping a close eye on you ever since you got hired.

I'd have been dead meat if you hadn't set up that phony prison record for me.

And if I hadn't shown up.

I don't do foursomes. Come on. Well, it saved you a butt.

So what do we do next?

They'll have to replace Pollard.

Gage, try to get close to Hawkins.

See if he'll pick you.

Okay.

I'll see if I can get more info about Wiley from his girlfriend.

Okay, good.

Oh, God. This is really good.

Oh, my God. I can't believe this.

You want to try some of this?

No.

Morning.

Chief.

Good news.

The car's fixed.

Ernie's got her running like a top.

Bet y 'all you hit the road, ain't you?

Oh, yeah.

Yes, sirree. You'll have your axle straightened out in no time. You'll be

your way.

What's wrong with my axle? Arnie didn't tell you?

Well, he took her out for a road test.

And some crazy SOB ran him straight into a ditch.

You believe that?

Anyway,

y 'all have a safe trip. Come back and see us sometime, all right?

Hey, listen, I will pay you when I can pay you, all right?

What don't you understand about that?

Get it when I can give it to you. That's all I can tell you, okay? So quit

hassling me.

Ex -wife's bleeding me dry.

Hey. How you doing?

Good.

Good luck.

Thank you.

What a cutie pie.

He's my knight shining armor.

Oh, my gosh. You guys look so cute together. How long have you known him?

Almost a month.

You seeing anyone?

Me? No.

But you're getting interested.

What do you mean?

You have your eye on that new knight, Jack.

There's something going on with you two, I can tell.

Well, maybe.

Look, I just want to hear about your guy. So, what's his name?

Ben Wiley.

Ben.

He's wonderful.

Sweet, romantic.

The really great bod.

Oh, sounds perfect.

He is, and he is so generous.

Really?

Look what he gave me.

When did he give that to you? Last week.

Don't say anything, okay?

Ben made me swear not to show it off.

I won't.

What were you in hospital for?

For being stupid.

If that were a crime, half the state would be locked up. Armed robbery.

Nice move.

Thanks.

So what'd you rob?

Liquor store.

No money in those places.

Like I said, it was stupid.

So, you did your time, you learned your lesson?

Yeah, something like that.

Got yourself a nice, honest job that doesn't cover your bills?

I don't plan on doing this long.

Me neither.

Sometimes you have to make up your own rules.

What are you talking about?

Hey man, what are you

doing? I'm sitting in the script.

That's the fun of it.

Come on, Jack.

Tell me what you got.

So Lisa said Wiley gave her the necklace a few weeks ago.

Which would have been right after the first burglary.

Yep. And I saw the insurance photos of the stolen jewelry.

Her necklace looks like one of the pieces.

Okay, I'll tell you what. After the show tonight, I'll do a little more looking

around. All right.

Sorry. I

tell

you, this is making me sick.

Live with it.

You know that there's no service out here.

Have a good night.

Yeah, see you tomorrow, Jack.

Did you call him Jack?

Yeah, why?

I got a call that it was Francis Gates.

Back when he used to date a girlfriend of mine, he was a cop.

Hmm. It looks just like him.

He's a cop.

Janice said he used to go out with her friend.

Is she sure?

I mean, maybe she's got him mixed up with somebody.

I'm not going to take any chances.

Yeah, that's smart.

We'll just cool it till we leave town. Hey, we've never said anything about

cooling it.

We've got to, man. We've got to cotton those and around, take care of it.

How?

Man's got a dangerous job.

That could just happen.

Hey,

why are we stopping here?

Walker. Hey, Walker, it's Trevette.

Hello? Can you hear me? It's Trevette. Hello?

Trevette. Can you hear me?

Uh, uh, excuse me.

There's, um... Be quiet.

Okay. Trevette?

Is that you? Yeah, Walker, it's me. Can you speak up? I can barely hear you.

Ranger Trevette. Ranger Trevette, you see that... Trevette?

There's, um... Later, huh?

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Corvette?

Hello?

Oh, look at that.

Hello?

Hey,

Lisa.

Hey.

What's wrong?

Nothing. Come on, I know you better than that.

Is it your night?

He broke up with me.

Why?

Because he's going to another castle soon.

And I said I'd come too, but he said he wasn't ready for a serious commitment.

Oh, I'm sorry.

He even took the necklace back.

You poor thing.

Ah! Ah!

No! No!

Ah!

Ah! Nice!

Good job, man. Next time you die, okay?

All right.

How about it, Jack?

What's that?

You want to try to play the Black Knight?

The Black Knight?

That's a pretty tough routine. I don't know if I'm ready for that yet. Here you

go. Try it.

Just give it your best shot.

It could mean nothing.

And Wiley probably never intended to let her keep the necklace anyway.

Or maybe they got spooked and decided to hide any evidence.

I mean, that's probably why Hawkins told you to be the Black Knight.

I think he's trying to set me up.

Easy enough to make it look like an accident.

Wouldn't that be stupid to try something if they think we're on to him?

Just be careful.

Okay.

What'd you make the new lance out of?

It's pine.

It's not going to break away like those balsa ones.

Cop will be dead before he hits the ground.

Yep.

Just make sure you get these lances switched before the cops get a hold of

one.

How am I going to do that in front of 2 ,000 people?

Look, I will time my pass so I finish by the entrance of the arena, right? I

drop my lance, run out to Swayze. Everybody's watching me, right?

So no one will see you make the switch.

I must have a champion, a first knight to defend my throne and my honor.

Therefore, I decree that all combat shall be to the death.

walls have been breached all the combat who are you and what do you seek

in my tussle that i may avenge my father's death i fear you not black

shall suffer the same fate

The cop will be dead before he hits the ground.

That's not the way it's supposed to go.

Anyway, thank you very much for all your help.

Well, did he confess?

Oh, yeah.

Wiley's much more of a lover than a fighter. It took him less than ten

to turn on Hawkins.

That was pretty slick the way you fooled Wiley into thinking the cop they shot

during that robbery died.

He could not wait to make a deal.

With his cooperation, we should be able to recover a lot of the stolen art and

jewelry. Great.

Oh, by the way, Gage, the owner of Medieval Times called.

And he said any time you get tired of working for the Texas Rangers...

You've got a job.

No, thanks.

Sit over there.

Oh, my Lord.

What the devil?

Don't say anything.

That was Dravet, right?

Have you ever seen so many band -aids on a human being before?

Not a live one.

Cause the idols of the ranger are upon you.

And all you do, he's gonna see.

When you're in Texas, look behind you.

Cause that's where the ranger's gonna be.

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