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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,670 --> 00:00:11,670 I need to use it. 2 00:00:12,910 --> 00:00:13,910 Sorry, Aaron. 3 00:00:14,370 --> 00:00:19,410 My sister wants to use the phone now, so I'm going to have to run into the other 4 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:20,410 room. 5 00:00:20,830 --> 00:00:25,630 Mom! Oh, lighten up. She's talking to her boyfriend. I think it's kind of 6 00:00:25,950 --> 00:00:26,990 She has a boyfriend? 7 00:00:27,750 --> 00:00:29,270 Does he know about her booger wall? 8 00:00:30,250 --> 00:00:33,010 Yeah, I think eight -year -old boys kind of dig that. 9 00:00:34,230 --> 00:00:38,030 I haven't tried to call you guys for like an hour. Doesn't anyone pick up 10 00:00:38,030 --> 00:00:39,330 waiting? It's rude. 11 00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:46,980 Hey, I have some absolutely amazing news. Perry and I are finally getting 12 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,620 married. That's nice. Good for you. 13 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:51,640 No, for real this time. We set a date and everything. 14 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,860 Terrific. And put a deposit down on a hall. 15 00:00:55,060 --> 00:00:56,060 Oh, my God, you're pregnant! 16 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,560 Oh, my God, we got you a huge ring! 17 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:03,520 Yeah, I know. Look at this beautiful diamond. 18 00:01:04,519 --> 00:01:05,620 Did you say diamond? 19 00:01:06,980 --> 00:01:08,020 No, diamond. 20 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:10,470 Diamond. Shut up! 21 00:01:12,910 --> 00:01:15,650 Well, so what happened? I thought Perry was on tour. 22 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:20,010 No, it got canceled. The promoter decided he didn't want a Foghat cover 23 00:01:20,010 --> 00:01:20,949 they went with someone else. 24 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:22,090 Who, Neil Diamond? 25 00:01:23,430 --> 00:01:25,670 I'm still in love with you today. 26 00:01:26,070 --> 00:01:27,670 Trust you make me happy. 27 00:01:38,210 --> 00:01:41,910 Linda, I don't know. Are you sure you want to get married in a veterans' hall? 28 00:01:42,350 --> 00:01:46,450 It makes sense, Judy. Your sister and this place have opened their doors to a 29 00:01:46,450 --> 00:01:47,770 lot of grizzled old sailors. 30 00:01:49,650 --> 00:01:54,430 I know it's kind of dumpy, but it's available, which I believe is what Judy 31 00:01:54,430 --> 00:01:55,810 about you on her wedding day. 32 00:01:56,430 --> 00:02:00,750 You know what? It'll work out fine. We'll put the altar up there, maybe a 33 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:01,750 trellis. 34 00:02:03,670 --> 00:02:05,670 Sorry, just, you know, a trellis. 35 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:11,540 So the Perry has some thoughts about the ceremony. I mean, his band rented a 36 00:02:11,540 --> 00:02:13,860 bunch of stuff for the tour that was cancelled, so now we're just going to, 37 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:15,480 like, you know, incorporate it into the wedding. 38 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:17,220 Tastefully, of course. Of course. 39 00:02:17,980 --> 00:02:19,580 We'll start in utter blackness. 40 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,340 And then, boom! 41 00:02:21,460 --> 00:02:25,480 The empty altar appears in haunting silhouettes of revolving beams of light. 42 00:02:26,860 --> 00:02:29,120 Trellis, you are so uncool. 43 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:31,260 Suddenly a synthesizer. 44 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,040 Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Boop, boop, boop, boop. 45 00:02:35,460 --> 00:02:36,460 And boom! 46 00:02:36,620 --> 00:02:37,549 And I... 47 00:02:37,550 --> 00:02:40,750 ball of silver flash rains down and in it appears the bride. 48 00:02:41,830 --> 00:02:46,470 The back door flies open. My band and I appear. 49 00:02:46,850 --> 00:02:48,790 I go into a Hendrixy guitar riff. 50 00:02:50,550 --> 00:02:56,190 My mates and I come down the aisle to greet Linda. We stand before her. Who 51 00:02:56,190 --> 00:02:57,190 she choose? 52 00:02:59,950 --> 00:03:01,770 Can the bridesmaids take a vote? 53 00:03:02,170 --> 00:03:05,590 Oh, Minnie, I forgot the bridesmaids. Yeah, that might require a bit of 54 00:03:05,590 --> 00:03:06,590 choreography, I suspect. 55 00:03:06,730 --> 00:03:08,730 Excuse me. Bill, try something with me, yeah? 56 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,030 Risers. 57 00:03:18,350 --> 00:03:20,690 Revolving beams of light. Ball of flash. 58 00:03:22,110 --> 00:03:25,550 It'd be cheaper if you two eloped and the rest of us just dropped some air. 59 00:03:27,530 --> 00:03:30,250 I'd really like it if you'd stop making these unkind remarks. 60 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:32,670 Linda, is this really the wedding you want? 61 00:03:33,170 --> 00:03:36,110 Marrying Perry is all I want, okay? That's all that's important, so please 62 00:03:36,110 --> 00:03:37,110 putting him down. 63 00:03:41,150 --> 00:03:44,390 Besides, underneath all the glitter and the flash, it's actually going to be a 64 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:47,010 very traditional wedding surrounded by friends and family. 65 00:03:47,410 --> 00:03:48,410 Excuse me. 66 00:03:49,410 --> 00:03:52,390 I'm looking for some sorry son of a bitches getting married here next week. 67 00:03:52,990 --> 00:03:56,810 Roach! I didn't expect you to be up this early. What do you mean? I haven't been 68 00:03:56,810 --> 00:03:57,810 to bed yet. 69 00:03:58,850 --> 00:03:59,850 You're a bastard. 70 00:03:59,970 --> 00:04:03,150 I want you to meet Roach. He's the man who's going to marry you. Oh, Roach is 71 00:04:03,150 --> 00:04:03,909 going to marry you? 72 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:06,170 Ah, Reverend Roach. Nice to meet you. 73 00:04:07,910 --> 00:04:09,930 He's also going to be my best man. And why? 74 00:04:10,210 --> 00:04:12,530 Because he's my main bloke. He's my compadre. 75 00:04:12,830 --> 00:04:14,490 He's my brother from another mother. 76 00:04:17,269 --> 00:04:20,450 Are you sure you're a fully licensed minister? 77 00:04:21,050 --> 00:04:23,070 Yeah. And I take it very seriously. 78 00:04:23,290 --> 00:04:25,670 So, which way are we going with the ceremony? 79 00:04:26,050 --> 00:04:27,470 Naked or uptight? 80 00:04:29,150 --> 00:04:30,150 Uptight. 81 00:04:31,610 --> 00:04:32,610 Bummer. 82 00:04:38,790 --> 00:04:43,070 Well, I just talked to Linda, and the fire marshal said that all of our 83 00:04:43,070 --> 00:04:45,010 have to be flame retardant. 84 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:49,490 Bill, what are we going to do about this wedding? 85 00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:51,310 Same as we do at every wedding. 86 00:04:51,610 --> 00:04:54,710 Drink a lot, eat a lot, and tape our card to somebody else's gift. 87 00:04:56,050 --> 00:05:00,470 Couldn't she have ended up with that stockbroker guy she dated, Glenn 88 00:05:00,470 --> 00:05:03,670 He asks about her all the time when he comes into my office to get his teeth 89 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:08,170 cleaned. The high -pitched whining of the drill, the intense pain. I'm not 90 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:09,410 surprised he thinks about Linda. 91 00:05:10,290 --> 00:05:15,070 She wants to find a nice, solid guy like Glenn. How is Perry ever going to 92 00:05:15,070 --> 00:05:16,070 support a family? 93 00:05:16,370 --> 00:05:18,730 Well, he's got that steady gig in Reno. 94 00:05:19,010 --> 00:05:23,590 Reno? Yeah, his band's booked for two years in a casino lounge. I thought you 95 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:25,370 knew. Two years? 96 00:05:25,850 --> 00:05:31,130 That whack job is dragging my sister to Reno? I prefer to think of him as that 97 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:34,790 beautiful, beautiful man who's dragging your whack job sister to Reno. 98 00:05:35,090 --> 00:05:39,130 She probably doesn't even want to go to... Reno. I bet he's pushing her into 99 00:05:39,150 --> 00:05:43,130 just like he's pushing her into this crazy wedding. Judy, Judy, they're happy 100 00:05:43,130 --> 00:05:47,090 about this. I'm happy. Everybody's happy about him moving to Reno, with the 101 00:05:47,090 --> 00:05:48,930 possible exception of the people of Reno. 102 00:05:50,930 --> 00:05:54,170 It'll be fine. She'll visit us. We'll visit her. 103 00:05:54,450 --> 00:05:56,070 Oh, we could go for carnival. 104 00:05:56,930 --> 00:05:59,730 That's Rio, not Reno, you jackass. 105 00:06:00,630 --> 00:06:02,710 I think you might be wrong on that. 106 00:06:10,850 --> 00:06:14,610 Why do we have to get all dressed up? Well, I thought we'd go out for a nice 107 00:06:14,610 --> 00:06:18,470 dinner and talk about what kind of bachelorette party you'd like. I guess 108 00:06:18,470 --> 00:06:20,490 too old for strippers and drinking. 109 00:06:20,890 --> 00:06:21,829 No, you're not. 110 00:06:21,830 --> 00:06:27,410 Oh, good. Let's do that. Oh, my God. Is that Glenn Pearson? 111 00:06:28,010 --> 00:06:29,010 Oh, my God. 112 00:06:29,150 --> 00:06:31,610 Geez, I used to go out with him. I know. Glenn! 113 00:06:32,110 --> 00:06:33,110 Hey, Judy. 114 00:06:33,710 --> 00:06:36,130 Linda, so nice to see you. 115 00:06:36,370 --> 00:06:40,970 Hey, long time no see, huh? What a funny coincidence. You being here? 116 00:06:41,210 --> 00:06:46,530 Well, you mentioned that you were... I eat often in this restaurant because my 117 00:06:46,530 --> 00:06:48,430 office is right upstairs. 118 00:06:48,650 --> 00:06:53,730 And, uh, I see Glenn all the time. He's a patient of Dr. 119 00:06:54,390 --> 00:06:55,610 Gerber's. Great teeth. 120 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:59,250 Why don't you just sit down right here? Thank you. 121 00:06:59,630 --> 00:07:00,630 Oh. 122 00:07:04,990 --> 00:07:07,670 Hey, look at you two. 123 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:13,640 Add a baby and a golden retriever and you'd make a beautiful Christmas car. 124 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:19,200 So, Flynn, how have you been? Good. You know, the usual. 125 00:07:19,820 --> 00:07:25,360 Please, if you call the usual being called an up -and -comer on the May 3, 126 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:29,760 issue of the Wall Street Journal for that stock merger thingy. 127 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:31,700 Let's Google him. 128 00:07:33,340 --> 00:07:34,340 What's Google? 129 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:36,360 Sounds like a kid's game, you know. 130 00:07:38,730 --> 00:07:40,230 Is something going on here, Judy? No. 131 00:07:40,690 --> 00:07:43,990 Judy called, and she mentioned that you guys were... Google, you're in. 132 00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:48,330 Oh, my God, you invited Glenn here. 133 00:07:48,690 --> 00:07:50,670 Yes, you're trying to undermine my wedding. 134 00:07:50,930 --> 00:07:52,490 No. You're getting married? 135 00:07:52,850 --> 00:07:56,230 Oh, good Lord, you tried to fix me up with my ex -boyfriend three days before 136 00:07:56,230 --> 00:07:59,770 wedding? Judy, that's worse than mean. That's just... Horrible. 137 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:03,990 It's like you finish each other's thought. 138 00:08:08,590 --> 00:08:11,110 trying to fix you up with Glenn. He's just an example. 139 00:08:11,530 --> 00:08:15,330 There's a million other ones just like him out there. Some even have a 140 00:08:15,330 --> 00:08:20,410 personality. You know, I was voted one of Chicago's top ten most eligible 141 00:08:20,410 --> 00:08:23,730 bachelors. See? There's at least nine others. 142 00:08:24,390 --> 00:08:28,350 I can't believe you would be so sneaky. You mean like sneaking off to Reno 143 00:08:28,350 --> 00:08:29,910 without even telling me? 144 00:08:30,170 --> 00:08:34,049 Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I thought you might overreact. 145 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:38,780 What are you going to do, Linda, huh? Quit a perfectly good job and run off 146 00:08:38,780 --> 00:08:41,200 an overgrown child who thinks he's a rock star? 147 00:08:41,539 --> 00:08:42,339 You know what? 148 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:45,300 That's how you feel about my marriage and my future husband, then don't bother 149 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:46,300 coming to the wedding. 150 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:48,740 I was number four. 151 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:53,120 Did you 152 00:08:53,120 --> 00:09:00,240 hear 153 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:03,100 that Tina's taking some boy runt to the wedding as her little... 154 00:09:03,729 --> 00:09:04,729 Runt date. 155 00:09:05,950 --> 00:09:08,830 Uh, yeah, actually, they're doubling with me and my date. 156 00:09:10,510 --> 00:09:12,630 You, uh, you still dateless? 157 00:09:12,910 --> 00:09:14,810 I mean, you couldn't get one, right? 158 00:09:15,490 --> 00:09:16,810 I still got a couple dates. 159 00:09:17,450 --> 00:09:19,510 Hey, you know, I just thought of something. 160 00:09:20,010 --> 00:09:24,310 Now that Aunt Linda's getting married, you're kind of the new Aunt Linda. 161 00:09:25,630 --> 00:09:28,830 Oh, you take that back. I am married to you. Cut it out. 162 00:09:29,170 --> 00:09:30,170 Who's your father? 163 00:09:30,190 --> 00:09:31,930 Uh, he's upstairs trying on clothes for the wedding. 164 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:33,460 Ow, what? 165 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:37,020 He can say wedding. I know there's a wedding. 166 00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:38,700 I know, I just wanted to hit him. 167 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,700 Oh, oh, hey, meatloaf. 168 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:47,340 I don't think you're supposed to wear an undershirt with that. 169 00:09:48,940 --> 00:09:51,280 No undershirt. Mmm, sexy. 170 00:09:52,020 --> 00:09:53,280 Mmm, everything. 171 00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:57,320 Man, this sucks. 172 00:09:57,900 --> 00:10:01,420 My sister's finally getting married and I'm not even going to be there. 173 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,740 Come on, you can't miss this. 174 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,820 There's an open bar and a glitter cannon. 175 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,060 You know something good's going to happen. 176 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:15,260 No, Linda doesn't want me there feeling the way I do about this marriage, and I 177 00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:16,840 can't change the way I feel. 178 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:18,920 I think she's throwing her life away. 179 00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:24,380 Don't be so negative. When you think about your sister's life, what's she 180 00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:25,380 throwing away? 181 00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:28,380 Hello, Bill. Bill Keane Sharp. 182 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:32,600 Like the undie there. You can tear that off and throw it at the ladies right 183 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,200 before you bang the wedding gong. 184 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,940 I get to bang the wedding gong? 185 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,340 Linda thinks it's her special day. 186 00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:43,340 Hello, Perry. 187 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:44,480 Hiya, Judy. 188 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,760 Just stopped by to drop off the bridal party gifts. 189 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:53,520 Linda and Perry screaming into forever tour. 190 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:55,960 I see. 191 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:00,640 I got a lot of stuff to do. Good luck with everything. Judy, wait. Can we have 192 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:01,640 talk, please? 193 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:05,260 Um, listen, I know you don't like me particularly. 194 00:11:06,180 --> 00:11:07,180 That's not true. 195 00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:09,800 You took my fiancée on a blind date the other night. 196 00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:14,700 Well, I just don't know if you're the right man for my sister. 197 00:11:15,580 --> 00:11:20,700 Judy, Linda's my life, and I would give up anything to keep her, including my 198 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:22,820 music and my hair. 199 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:24,560 That's what she wanted. 200 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,480 although I've never met a woman who could keep her hands off. 201 00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:29,460 You're staring. 202 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:30,920 Do you want to touch it? 203 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,380 That's not why I'm staring. 204 00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:42,840 How could you drag Linda to Reno away from everyone she knows and loves? 205 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:44,720 Judy, she wants to go. 206 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:49,900 She knows you've got Bill and the kids and she loves you, but she wants a 207 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:51,660 of her own, and I'm a family now. 208 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:53,780 Judy, I love her. 209 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:59,540 And if you think I could ever imagine asking her to start a life with me 210 00:11:59,540 --> 00:12:02,480 you by her side, then you've got no idea how much you mean to her. 211 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,960 Please come to the wedding. 212 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:13,560 Don't you break her heart? 213 00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:18,680 I know you don't know me very well, but understand this, Judy, I do not make T 214 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:19,680 -shirts that lie. 215 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,640 Thanks for coming to my bachelor... 216 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:26,880 All right, take it easy. Aim for four. 217 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:30,620 Honey, 218 00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:37,360 I'm so glad that we made up. I love you so much. 219 00:12:37,980 --> 00:12:42,840 I'm so sorry I was so judgy about your marriage. No, you were not judgy, Judy. 220 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,020 Yes, I was judgy, Judy. 221 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,160 Judgy, Judy. 222 00:12:48,860 --> 00:12:51,580 You see a homeless man, I'm giving him the keys. 223 00:12:53,580 --> 00:12:57,410 You'll never want to leave. No, I know, me too, but we're sisters. You can't 224 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:58,410 ever lose me. 225 00:12:59,310 --> 00:13:02,950 Hey, where'd you go? Here I am! 226 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,670 Hey, you dropped my scarf. 227 00:13:09,850 --> 00:13:10,850 You got it? 228 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,280 Thank you enough for driving, Bill. 229 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,980 Nope. No, you cannot. 230 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:33,740 I can't believe I'm finally getting married. Phew, huh? 231 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:36,980 Perry's so great. 232 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,480 I mean, he really makes me laugh. 233 00:13:44,180 --> 00:13:46,440 Usually I'm just laughing at him. 234 00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:49,340 What do you mean? 235 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:51,880 Oh, come on, let's face it, he's kind of a clown. 236 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:55,410 I like to think of him as a diamond in the rough. 237 00:13:56,770 --> 00:14:02,810 Well, I mean, sure, I'd probably be better off marrying, like, a lawyer or a 238 00:14:02,810 --> 00:14:04,850 doctor or even that guy. 239 00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:10,690 But what the hell? At least I got married before I was 40, right? That's 240 00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:11,690 important. 241 00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:14,030 But that's not the only reason, right? 242 00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:15,550 As good as any. 243 00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:24,410 Shutting with Glee's tiring. 244 00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:28,190 Did you really mean that, Linda? 245 00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:32,450 About getting married before you're 40? Mm -hmm. 246 00:14:47,910 --> 00:14:50,690 Hey. Hi. So, have you seen Linda? 247 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,680 Yeah, she's in the bridal room. 248 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,900 How does she seem? Is she okay? 249 00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:57,280 Better than me. She's not dancing down the aisle. 250 00:14:58,680 --> 00:14:59,680 Neither are you. 251 00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:02,220 Hello, everybody. 252 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:05,800 I just want to thank you all for being here on a blessed day. The love of my 253 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:06,800 life, and I say I do. 254 00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:09,240 I do check. 255 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,440 I do check. 256 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:12,220 A bit more reverb. 257 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:14,580 I found your minister in the bathroom. 258 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,360 Made a big mess. 259 00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:18,620 I'm good. 260 00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:19,740 I'm good. 261 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,119 All right. 262 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,760 Let's get the show on the road. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 263 00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:26,260 Oh, that's right. We're doing the uptight version. 264 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,480 What a bummer. 265 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,760 So, you're not worried about Linda anymore? 266 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,020 No. It's her life. 267 00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:40,160 I'm not crazy about the fact that she's going to Reno, but she's doing what she 268 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,160 wants, and Perry really does love her. 269 00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:44,180 Yeah, I know he loves her. 270 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:49,120 Oh, God, you know what, Bill? I gotta learn these moves. I gotta go find 271 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:08,880 When do you smoke? 272 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,240 Uh, just today. 273 00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:14,700 After you get over the initial nausea, it's actually very calming. 274 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,280 So, uh, how you doing? 275 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Good, good. 276 00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:22,420 It's just, uh, starting to feel pretty real here, you know? 277 00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:24,180 Screaming into forever! 278 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,880 You seem a little nervous. 279 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:31,440 Yeah, well, I am appearing in a ball of flash, and I got a lot of hairspray on, 280 00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:34,580 so... Listen to that. 281 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:41,920 Last night... Last night in the car, you said some 282 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:45,400 things that kind of stuck with me. Some things about Perry. 283 00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:46,860 Oh, what'd I say? 284 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,320 Well, you called him a clown. 285 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:53,940 No. Come on, there's nothing compared to what Judy calls you. 286 00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:56,380 Jackass. 287 00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,720 Stupid jackass. 288 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,260 Easy jackass. 289 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,640 I don't listen when she says those things. 290 00:17:04,349 --> 00:17:05,650 Jackass who doesn't listen. 291 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:11,390 Last night, you made it seem like it didn't matter who you were marrying as 292 00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:13,369 as you got married before you were 40. 293 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,550 Wow. I said that, huh? 294 00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:25,650 Look, you know, marriage can be hard, and you don't want to dive into it just 295 00:17:25,650 --> 00:17:27,550 because of some deadline in your head. 296 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:33,270 Linda, I know we haven't always got along, but you're... 297 00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:36,530 You deserve to be happy. 298 00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:38,110 Oh, Bill. 299 00:17:41,530 --> 00:17:43,850 You forgot your glow stick bouquet, love. 300 00:17:44,050 --> 00:17:45,050 Oh, thanks. 301 00:17:49,910 --> 00:17:52,970 You might want to run a razor over those knuckles before the wedding night, 302 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,030 Angel. 303 00:17:56,230 --> 00:17:57,410 Do that right now, honey. 304 00:17:58,190 --> 00:18:03,330 You know, I walked in here today with the prettiest girlfriend in the world, 305 00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:04,330 I'll be walking out. 306 00:18:04,410 --> 00:18:05,410 With the most beautiful wife. 307 00:18:07,550 --> 00:18:08,830 And I mean you. 308 00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:14,290 Wow. Did you hear that? 309 00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:18,450 I love him so much. There's not a doubt in my mind. 310 00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:20,670 Good for you. 311 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,990 You better get out there. 312 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,160 Great. Sure. 313 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:45,520 Thank you. 314 00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:47,420 For everything. 315 00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:50,000 I love you, you know. 316 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:51,440 Yeah. 317 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:59,360 You know, too. Go. You should... Hey! 318 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:00,920 We're back from the honeymoon. 319 00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:04,720 Aloha. How was Cleveland? 320 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:06,860 It was wonderful. 321 00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:09,460 I'm now officially in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 322 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,280 Yeah, he wrote his name on the bathroom wall. 323 00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:13,960 I'm in the baseball hall of fame. 324 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,060 So, I guess the big thing is we have some news. 325 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:22,300 Yeah, when I go to Reno, Linda's going to stay here in Chicago. 326 00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:23,820 Really? What? 327 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:29,880 I mean, I have some vacation time and periods every third week off, and we 328 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,520 realize we'll see each other as much as we do now. 329 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,380 Yeah, but it's not going to be the same. 330 00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:53,150 I have to say, a big part of our decision was finding out that somebody 331 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,150 loves me. 332 00:19:56,890 --> 00:19:58,510 I just can't walk away from that. 333 00:20:00,010 --> 00:20:02,090 Could you at least move further down the couch? 334 00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:19,390 Cause you make me happy 25115

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