All language subtitles for Still Standing s03e16 Not The One

Hey, where's the food? Probably near
Bill.

Honey, what are you doing? I thought you
were on a diet for your wedding.

Yeah, I'm awful.

Harry's decided to postpone the wedding
again and he's taken a gig out of town.

So now they don't have to fit into a
wedding dress until September. I'm just

going to eat until the pain is gone.

Trust me, I've been trying that for
years.

And the pain is still here.

Billy!

It's Mama!

And over there.

I think it's good you'll have more time
to plan a nicer wedding. Yeah, if I ever

have one. Oh, come on. You're acting
like you're the last single woman on

Guess what, everybody?

Johnny proposed.

I'm getting married.

Oh, you make me happy.

Wow, Louise, nice rock.

A little showy, don't you think?

Oh, yes. It's three times the size of
the one Billy's father got me.

Oh, yeah, that's right. You've gotten
two rings.

Oh, I'm sorry, dear. Look at me acting
like I'm the only one that's getting

married. Let me see your ring.

What's this?

It's a promise string.

A promise ring?

A promise string.

A promise what?

String. Ring? Shut up!

Louise, we're so thrilled for you.
When's the big day?

Valentine's Day?

You're getting married in two weeks?
Johnny says a man in love doesn't wait.

Okay. We'll get some cake and a pound of
cookie dough. Congratulations, Louise.

May your final years on Earth be happy
ones.

Nice girl, but she's the kind of woman
who sends good men straight to the

thought.

Hi, Nana.

Oh, my sweeties!

Oh, I have got big news.

I'm getting married.

And moving away.

Congratulations.

I never said I was moving away.

Worth a shot.

But you probably won't be seeing as much
of me because Johnny's buying us a new

house. And I finally get to fulfill my
dream of having four tiny dogs named

Eenie, Meenie, Miney, and Moe.

and we thought her house smelled bad
now.

I want the girls to be bridesmaids. Oh,
and Brian, Brian, would you play the

guitar at the ceremony?

And sing?

Ah, sweet pea, let's stick with our
strengths.

Billy, would you give me a way? I've
been waiting all my life to hear you

Well, Louise, it looks like you have
everything under control. Just let us

what time to be there.

Judy, you didn't... think I'd leave you
out of my wedding, did you? Maybe.

I saved the best for you. I want you to
be my matron of honor and help me work

out every detail of my wedding.

Oh, Louise, that is so very touching.

But you know what I'd be better at?
Tying the tin cans to the back of the

Oh, don't be silly, Judy. Now, when I'm
standing at that altar, I want you by my

side because you're my best friend.

Really? 62 years of life and I'm in.

If you don't want to, I understand.

I'll just have to indefinitely postpone
it until I can find a new best friend.

Judy, can I see you for a second? Oh,
you betcha.

Bill, you've got to get me out of this
matron of honor.

Oh, God, she's going to want me. You
throw her a shower? Judy, keep your eyes

the big picture here.

Johnny's our ticket out. She's marrying
into a new family. That's a whole

carcass of fresh meat for her to feed
on.

But she's going to pick out my dress.

Come on, champ.

Take one for the team. You can suck it
up for two weeks. Come on. Come on.

for coming to my wedding show. Oh, Judy,
you wrote down Betty's gift, didn't

you? Yes, Louise.

Well, could you just check? I haven't.
Well, just check. I wrote it down. I

believe you.

Just check. Oh, it's right... Betty,
what did you bring?

It was a rice cooker.

Got it. Bye now.

Oh.

A rice cooker? What was she thinking? My
fiancé's Asian. I'm marrying a rice

cooker.

Judy, honey, return it for me.

I will if I get a chance, Louise.

And on the way, could you pay the DJ and
pick up my naughty lingerie?

Oh, Lord, I still need something blue.

You could hold your breath.

Louise, I'm starting to feel that you're
taking advantage of this whole matron

of honor thing.

Judy, if you didn't want the job, you
should have told me while there was

time to ask Betty.

What?

Hi, Judy. How was the shower?

Take her home.

Excuse me.

That's it, Bill. I'm out. I quit.

She's been running me rackets for the
past week and a half.

Three days left. We're almost there.

What's this wee crap?

I was out with Johnny all day. You think
that was fun?

You went downtown for a steak lunch, and
then you both had a nice hot shave.

Well, the barber nicked my ear.

Plus, the food was delicious, so I
overate, and now I'm very uncomfortable.

Would you get me a ginger ale?

You want to die today?

Judy, don't forget, you have to go to
the florist today.

Louise, I am sure that Judy's just
exhausted. We could stop by the florist

the way home.

You're right, as usual.

Well, this is the last of it. Hi, Mom,
Johnny.

I had fun today, Bill. It was the best
afternoon of my life.

Judy, thank you so much for a lovely
shower.

I'm sorry to leave you with such a mess,
which you wouldn't have if you'd clean

as you go.

Bye. I hate you.

You see that?

Johnny got you out of going to the
florist. That man is the key in the jail

door. I'm telling you, Judy, we're home
free.

Hello, tiny boy.

Dad, what are you doing here? I've come
to stop the wedding.

Got any diet soda?

I'll check.

Stop the wedding. Why in the world would
you do that?

She's my wife, and we belong together.

She's your ex -wife, and you told her
that being married to her was like

cancer of the soul.

I spoke with a young man's foolish
contempt for love.

Which young man was that? Because you
were 58 and it was part of your

anniversary toast.

Yeah, that's all anybody remembers from
that night.

Hey! There she is, the best thing that
ever happened to the name Miller. Oh,

Harold, what a surprise. What are you
doing here? I flew up from Florida the

minute I got the news from Aunt Doris.
He's here to stop the wedding. He wants

my mother back.

What? But what about Juanita? I'm
through with Juanita.

All she wants to do is dance and make
love.

And then when you ask for a little
conversation, it's nothing but Castro

and Castro that.

Al, Louise is getting married in two
days. You can't do this to me. Ty, to

I have to. I should never have let her
go.

Yeah, well, she's moved on and found a
very nice man.

So you need to forget all this craziness
and go back to Florida.

Besides, you just missed her. She left a
few minutes ago. Oh, good. That means

she'll be back. I know my Louise.

She never leaves a place once. She
always comes back for something she

Not always.

Well, I guess she's a new woman now.

I forgot my paper plate bow hat.

Ow.

Louise. You look... So do you.

Yeah, yeah, Johnny's got the car running
and gas ain't cheap.

Right, it's up to $2 .19 a gallon at
that station near our old house.

Is that still run by those two Romanian
bastards who pretend like they don't

know a 10 from a 20?

Yeah.

That's the one with the all -night
market where I bought you the mint chip

cream. Mint chip ice cream when I was
pregnant with Billy.

Hey, hey, hey! Can you pay for a plate,
Poe?

I better be going.

Can I call you?

I don't think that would be such a good
idea.

Johnny's waiting. Goodbye, huh?

What a woman.

All right, see you, kids.

Bill. Dad, where are you going?

I got a room at that joint on Wilbert.

I'm going to go shower, change, and win
your mother back.

She just said it would be a bad idea if
you called her.

No, she said she thought it would be a
bad idea.

The dance begins.

Bill, where are you going? The dance is
beginning.

Why don't you stop him? We can't let him
break your mother's heart again. I'm

not getting in the middle of this.

Oh, please don't tell me you want Mommy
and Daddy to get back together.

Oh, come on, Judy.

Give me some credit. I'm a grown man.

Then what is it?

My dad's big and scary.

Good mister.

Isn't that the way she looked at him?
He'll sweet talk her and she'll cancel

wedding and then he'll turn around and
cheat on her again. You cannot let him

that to her. Okay, fine. I'll go talk to
him. But you should know that if that

old man swings at me, I'm swinging back.

And then he will kill me.

Who the hell is it?

It's your son.

Carl? No, Bill. Who's Carl?

There was a woman in Missouri.

Not important.

Anyway, I'm glad you're here. I need
your help.

Really? Yeah, your mother won't take my
calls. I need you to talk to her for me.

You know, Dad, I think we should talk
about that. Get me my belt.

Oh, why?

I just said we should talk.

Before my pants.

Oh, you...

You brought your wedding album.

Yeah. That's to remind your mother of
all the good times we had. You know,

they weren't all such good times.

Maybe there's a reason Mom's not
returning your calls.

Maybe she doesn't want to talk to you.
Why wouldn't she want to talk to me?

Is there something wrong with me?

If you think there's something wrong
with me, Bill, come out and say it.

Or maybe she's not home yet.

I just don't understand how she can turn
her back on all those years.

Used to be, your mother and I would make
love, and then your mother would get

up, all flushed in the afterglow of our
night's passion, and then she would make

me a stack of pancakes.

I'd give anything to have that back.

I'd give anything to have my love of
pancakes back.

She's very happy now.

You weren't happy?

You couldn't kick the smiles off our
faces then.

We got a little apartment.

We used to walk to the butt together.

It was wonderful.

What happened?

I don't know.

Maybe some people just shouldn't have a
kid.

Wait, wait. You're saying I ruined your
marriage?

Well, you drove me to drink, son.

Only I don't hold it against you because
you were too young to know what you

were doing.

I can't believe you. Did you ever stop
for one second to think that maybe the

problem was you?

I saw how you put Mom down and cheated
on her.

You were a lousy husband, and it's too
late to make up for that.

Maybe you're right.

No reason your mother should give me a
second chance.

But I love her.

I love the woman.

When I saw her today, I thought my heart
was gonna bust out of my chest.

I was an idiot to let her go, and I'll
never be happy without her.

Dad.

You gotta get her to talk to me.

Get me one hour to plead my case. If she
turns me down, I'll be on the next

plane back to Florida. I swear. Please,
Billy.

Okay, I'll get her to talk to you, but I
can't tell her to take you back.

I wouldn't expect you to.

You've never asked for my help before.

I didn't need to.

I had Carl.

Oh, I still can't reach Louise.

Bill, do you have any idea where your
mom is?

You haven't heard from her? No, and I
searched all over town to find a caterer

who could pull off this wedding in two
weeks, and she doesn't bother to show up

to try the dessert sample, which are
delicious.

Well, I'm sure she's just... I'll bet
it's nothing bad.

It's nothing bad.

Where are you going?

I just thought I'd go for a little run.

Really? Will lions be chasing you?

Because that's the only reason you would
ever run.

I'm afraid my mother's with my father.

Why would she be with him? She told him
she didn't want to see him.

I may have called her last night on his
behalf.

You called your mother for him?

I said may have.

Did you?

Yes.

He begged me. He's got their wedding
album. He cried. He needed me.

After all these years, he finally
stopped being such a jerk. He let his

down and let me in.

Oh, honey, that is so sweet.

I'm really happy for you, getting the
family back together again, just like

times. You, your mommy, your daddy, and
that nervous twitch you had when I first

met you.

I didn't have a twitch. Billy, will you
take me?

There it is.

Judy. Billy.

Hi, Mom.

What a nice surprise. Well, come on in.
I'm just making pancakes.

What's the matter? You love pancakes.

Not since my father told me she always
made him a big stack of pancakes after

they... Would you like some?

If you guys don't mind, I kind of have
company.

Okay, that's it. Dad, come out here.

Well, technically, I'm not your dad till
noon tomorrow.

Your father's not here, Billy.

Didn't he come to see you last night?

Oh, yes, he did. Poor soul.

You know, he once told me that coming
home to me was like falling in a sticker

bush and then rolling in a pile of salt.

He's singing a different tune now.

Really? What happened?

Oh, Judy, a lady doesn't make a grown
man cry and then tell everybody.

Oh,

anyone mind if I dig in? For some
reason, I'm starving.

Hey, Johnny, nice hot stack of pancakes.

Oh, technically, this should be
toothache.

Come on in.

Who died?

Oh, I was on my way to the wedding
rehearsal. I just stopped by to see if

needed to talk.

Oh, jeez.

Does that jacket come with a skirt,
Emily?

You know, you were pretty upset
yesterday.

Do me a favor. Forget about yesterday.

Fine.

So, uh...

What time's your flight?

6 .30.

You know, I'm going by the airport. You
want a ride?

Taking a cab.

Okay.

Well, it was good to see you.

You were right, you know.

I treated your mother terribly.

Just like I treated Juanita terribly.

That's why she left me.

Juanita left you, but you just... I just
never knew how to be a good husband.

Or a good father.

Now it's too late.

I'm a man who treated people badly, and
now I'm gonna die alone.

You know, there's a chance you could
still be a good father.

Thanks, Billy.

But what am I gonna do?

Knock up some broad just to redeem my
life?

That seems like a lot of work.

I was talking about you and me.

Huh?

Oh.

Well, I guess there's something we could
do about our relationship. I do have

some regrets in that area.

You do?

Sure.

You're my son.

It would mean a lot to me if we could
start again.

I'm getting old, but people can change.

You try to change that, that means a
lot.

Me? Hell no. I'm talking about you.

Can I take this off now?

I look like a freak.

What are you whining about? I look like
a backup singer for a salmon.

Well, I got you both feet. I had to help
Grandma put on the thing that was blue,

and without going into much detail, it
went on right after the talcum powder.

She gave me this.

I'm up there on the altar, playing my
heart out. Grandma gives me this.

Well, in your grandma's defense, son,
you were sucking the stained glass out

the windows.

At least it's over.

You did a great job. You're a real
trooper. Thank you. Oh, I just kept

myself that after today, your mother
would be gone and our lives would be

to normal.

Hey, gorgeous.

Your old man said I could stay a couple
of weeks.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Cause you make me happy.