All language subtitles for Starhyke s01e04 Reboot

Our mission continues as we search for
the whereabouts of the reptids and their

mothership.

I am getting more and more worried about
the sanity of my crew. I mean,

everybody is acting so weird between
Dottie going off and the stuff happening

with the dog. I've decided to make a
personal record of the effects of these

increased emotions.

They seem to be getting worse and worse.

I met a girl yesterday.

She likes me one moment and she wants to
hit me the next.

I'm so scared.

I can't understand what she means by
PMT.

Grover!

Dottie, correct me if I'm wrong, but
didn't we... Yep.

How many alien races did we wipe out?

At the last count, Captain. In the
future, that is.

We had destroyed almost 1 ,245 races.

We're still having problems locating the
reptids, though.

Incredible.

You know, I hate to say this, but all
this death and destruction is making me

feel... Oh, dear, Captain.

Really sad.

You feeling again, Captain?

Would you like a hug?

Would you like to embrace your pain?

In with love, out with hate.

Move the mountain? No, Dottie, actually,
I just... I just need a moment.

Very good, Captain.

be so bad.

Oh, shh. Bad, bad, bad.

We've done all that.

We know. We've done.

I know how you feel.

One Earth is wrong.

It's all these alien races that we wiped
out and tried to be a woman and come

in. All this death and destruction.

Well, I know how hard it can get when
you're not, but I understand your pain.

must be terribly painful.

Don't leave me, I beg you. You're
incredible.

No, it's for the best. You'll thank me
later. No, no, no.

It's your fault!

Bunch of weirdos.

Emotions. I've noticed that the bridge
crew have been affected more than

Oh, Dottie, Dottie.

Just one night with you.

Two for the price of one.

Captain, there's an intruder in the
molly port.

Sally, we have a problem. Are you okay?
Do you need security?

Sally! Aye, Captain.

It'll take more than one intruder to
catch me on my knee.

So I suggest you come down here. I'm on
my way. Move!

You're with me. Probably you've got the
ship. Aye, aye, Captain.

Thank you, Sally.

Who are you? How did you board my ship?

Captain, he's half human, half reptile.
How is this possible?

You have a lot of explaining to do.

My name is Josh Tex.

Captain, there is a power drain in the
outer hull of using integrity.

She's right. All systems and molecular
stability are failing. Can we halt the

process and repair?

We must make landfall.

If that was a soft landing, Dottie,
remind me never to ask for a hard one.

A hard one, Captain?

We believe we are incapable of giving
you a hard one without fitting the

attachment. Oh, can it, Dottie.

Can? Can it, no. We believe we are
incapable of canning it, too.

Hype down.

Hype. Jane Hype. Charles Hype. Ben Hype.
Zip it. Charles Hype.

I don't know what's happened.

Every system is offline. The computer
and the hologram are dead, and the

are a complete mess. All of this
happened when you, Molly, put it on

Explain. Captain, I have done nothing.

My name is Joss, and I come from the
future.

I have been searching for you, and you
alone.

I've never even met you. Captain, we
meet in the future. I have traveled back

time to help you.

Where and when I come from, the human
and rected races live in peace and

harmony. I don't believe you.

Belinda, I'm sorry.

All I know is that I'm here to help you.

This is the corporate report.

I've decided to make a journal, just in
case anyone in the future finds this.

It's been a month since we crash -landed
on a remote and distant island on the

Earth. We feel if we stay away from the
Earth's timeline, then we can't affect

it. Sally's built generators to supply
the ship with power so we can live here,

but sadly, it seems the Nemesis will
never fly again.

It's got something to do with aged
particles or something like that, but I

could understand what Sally was talking
about.

Well, this is Cropper, signing off. Till
next time.

All right, everybody, gather round.

Doctor, are you sure this is a good
idea?

Idea? Oh, yes, of course.

What idea?

We couldn't leave a message.

Ah, yes.

Now, we cannot be sure that we could
leave a message or leave a device that

would survive to our own time period. I
mean, even Dottie's lifespan would not

be enough.

We have to find a way to let the
Admiralty know what happened.

Well, haven't you ever heard of a time
paradox, Doctor? I mean, if your idea

actually worked, then we wouldn't be
here because we would have told

how to avoid it.

Ah, yes. Well, it looks as though we'll
be the only ones here for the

foreseeable future. So we might as well
make the most of it.

Isn't that right, Nurse?

Yes, Doctor.

Besides, as officers of the fleet, it is
up to us to do all we can to report

back to the Admiralty. So what do you
suggest we do, Doctor?

Do?

Do? What do we do?

The nanovirus.

Has affected?

Yes. No, the nanovirus has affected our
biological makeup. We all now have these

reproduction working systems. We can all
look forward to the blood and goo.

Oh, I feel sick.

Really? Oh, I'll examine it later. Just
get to the point, Doctor.

Oh, you are keen, Captain.

I really think I should let everyone
else know what I'm saying first. Now,

is what I suggest.

As there are very few women left after
the crash...

And with a correct time -release
breeding programme, we could produce a

colony that would survive to our future.

How many times?

I mean, how many of us get to do it? Do
it.

Do it. Well, I have these straws here
for you all to pick. Now, only two of

will have to do it first, and then we
can redo the test either two or five

later, depending on my plan, which I
haven't drawn up yet.

Right.

Who's first?

Only kidding. Oh, no, I couldn't be a
woman. Could I?

No, you couldn't, cropper. We don't have
the right equipment anymore.

And the winners are...

and Dottie.

Oh, crap.

We feel we are ready to meet the
challenge.

Great. Oh, shucks. Just one more.

Beth of three?

It's 5 .30, and this is the cropper
report.

It's been three months since we crash
-landed on Earth, and plans are underway

to start building our colony.

I'm outside the captain's quarters now.

I'm going to see how things are going.

Now I can hear movement.

I'm going in.

Thank you very much, sir.

Appreciate you.

Effort. What do you mean, that Herbert?

So, Captain, any news for the viewers?

Oh, proper.

Get the fuck out of my face. Take your
camera and shove it up your ass. Thank

goodness for automatic dialogue
correction.

All right, who's next?

From my calculations, only one more of
you will need to take part.

Ha, you see?

Oh, yeah!

Go, Sally! Go, Sally!

Get down tonight! Woo!

Get down tonight! Woo!

It's not fair. I want to do my bit so I
can reestablish links with our future.

Oh, come on now, nurse.

Well, maybe we could go through some of
those techniques I've been showing you,

just in case you're needed next time.

Sally, I suggest you conserve your
energy and get some rest. It will be a

and hard ordeal for you.

Right,

I'll prepare the list of men you'll be
starting with tomorrow.

Can you believe it? I'm going to be one
of the women on the programme.

I can't believe it.

This is the Cropper Report.

It's been a sad week for the crew, as we
mourn the loss of security guard Bull

Ox and chief engineer Sally Poppy
Topoff.

They were killed instantly when 25
tonnes of ship fell on them.

No speech has taken Sally's role on the
colony programme, only mere seconds

before Sally was finally going to do it
with a man.

Sally's final words were, Oh yeah,

oh yeah, get down tonight.

A very tragic affair.

It's been ten months since we crash
-landed on Earth, and Dottie and the

are in the final throes of giving birth.

And in a moment, we'll be going into the
medbay to give you a live report.

The father of Dottie's baby was our new
chief engineer, Christian.

What's the shocking news was that the
father of the captain's little bundle of

joy was time traveller Joss Tix.

Joss has been a part of our crew for
some time now, helping us cope with

new emotions.

Sounds like things are getting heated in
there.

I'm going in.

Dottie, how's everything cooking?

We didn't know we had to cook as well.

Inquiry, how do we remove the subject
which is causing a feedback in our brain

and logic senses?

Ah!

Well, you need to push it out from your
abdomen. Look, let me show you on this

playback device.

Push. So you can get the baby's head
out.

Oh, somebody help me! This is third
-degree Nyborg abuse! I mean, that is

not natural!

Oh, it's all your fault!

Oh, control freak!

We believe it's coming.

That's... Captain, how goes this baby
-making process?

I have been in labor for 56 hours,
Clover! It seems that reptile -human

just take a little longer than normal
humans.

Oh, God.

Oh, give me drugs.

Give me...

After a record -breaking 62 hours in
labour, the captain gave birth to a baby

boy, which is the name Tom, and Dottie
gave birth to a baby girl, which is the

name Sally, after our deceased chief
engineer.

Personal note for future reference, do
not attend any birth, especially not

a recording device.

Look what I found.

Striker.

Captain.

Oh, now, now. Not in front of the
children.

That's my old friend.

And it's Belinda. I haven't been captain
for years.

Oh.

Remember my husband, Jock?

Oh.

Nice man.

Likes too much mustard.

I heard about your wife. I'm sorry.

My wife. My wife.

Bitch.

No, beach.

Nurse Beach. Lovely girl.

Sad days.

She died in the great storm of 2024,
right?

The storm was rather messy.

She did bless me with many children.

Oh, that's wonderful.

Hey, how would you like to have dinner
with us tonight?

Dinner? What's that?

It's a meal. It's something you eat. I
know what a meal is.

It's what you have around dinner or tea
time.

Right. Right.

What's a seven -ish?

Oh.

Oh, my heart.

Oh, dear.

It's been fun.

It has. Honest, it has. It has. Where?
Who? What?

Oh.

It's 5 .30.

And as we say, here live from the
Nemesis Bridge.

It's The Late Show with Cropper, here on
its 20th year of broadcasting live.

We've had laughs, tears, and lots of
wind.

But we're still fighting.

Dottie.

What is it, Tom?

Does the Commander know that you've
disconnected his recording device?

We think not.

We couldn't have, could we?

Yes, we could have. Yes, we did.

No, we don't.

And we think for the sake of everyone,
we'll keep it that way.

And how's Nightfell coming along,
Dottie? They are within normal

They? Well, we have scanned our hosting
device and it appears that there are

three life forms.

You're incredible, Dottie.

You take it so calmly.

Most women would be in shock if they had
to give birth three times, one after

another at the same time.

You're amazing.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Nobody told us that.

Three in a row, one after the other,
just like that? No! No, why does this

happening to us? Nobody told us about
this. Why are we so misinformed?

Why does this keep happening to us?

This is not fair.

Oh, I know what this is. This is all
just an evil plan.

An evil plan, Doctor Stryker. Oh, you
told us so, Doctor. You'll be fine.

be okay. Well, I don't believe you.

Sir Tom, would you like to take over my
show?

No, that's fine, Commander.

You carry on.

We do not want this.

We cannot give birth again and again and
again.

We're sure of it.

I know, sweetheart. I'm sorry.

Mum, it's Dad.

He's collapsed.

I think it's my time to leave, Belinda.

Don't go, Joss.

I love you.

Belinda, don't.

There is something I must tell you.

To enable me to travel back in time
without the protection of the ship's

I used a device which I stored on the
bridge under your

seat.

This device must have malfunctioned and
affected this time period and

the ship.

You see, Sally was right all along,
Cliff.

I do remember her mentioning something
about aged particles, but... She

discovered that the ship had been
affected by a space -time anomaly on a

subatomic level.

That was making it and everyone in it
age more quickly.

The device has the capacity to reset
everything up to the point where I first

molliported here from the future.

That is one drawback.

Everything will return to the way it
was.

So everyone apart from the original
crew, including our son,

will cease to exist.

Why didn't you do something when you
could?

Because of you.

Don't you understand? After all these
years, I fell in love with you in the

future.

But you would not return my love.

So I traveled back in time.

So that I could be with you.

And we could love each other.

What have you done?

What would my future have been?

Captain, what are you going to do?

I don't know, Wolf.

I mean, how will we know if everything
goes back to normal?

How will we be able to stop this series
of events from happening over and over

again? We do not know, but we do not
wish to be here. And we certainly do not

wish to give birth three times at the
same hour ever again.

Well, I've had enough of not being able
to control my own backside.

Captain, would you please make a
decision soon?

We think that we are nearing the point
of no return.

Please, could you all leave?

I need a little time alone with my
mother.

We've got a little bit of a problem
here, haven't we?

You could say that.

Mum, listen.

It's your future. I shouldn't even be
here.

I'm just the creation of that device.
No, Tom, no.

I've made up my mind.

This is our time now.

This is our life.

No, Mum.

This is a thing crew has a destiny to
fulfill.

Even if half of you do have a few screws
loose.

Just promise me you'll remember.

I can't make that promise, son.

Why do you think this decision is so
hard for me to make? With all the years

training that you gave me.

With the whole galaxy at stake.

How could I be so selfish?

The nemesis will rise to fight another
day.

No!

Why did you do that?

Because I love you, Mom.

Remember.

Thank you, Sally.

How did you board my ship?

Captain, he is half human, half reptile.
How is this possible?

Captain, why did you do that? He could
have led us to their mothership.

I don't know. I just had a bad feeling.

What do you mean, Captain?

I don't know. It was just something in
my mind, and now it's gone.

Why am I so upset?

I can't wait to get rid of these
emotions.

You sure you've never seen him before?

No, I've never seen him before. It must
be some reptid trick.

Captain? Yes, computer?

I detect molecular decay from the reptid
on its device.

Would you be so kind to get it off
little old me as this girl needs to keep

beauty? Sally, Molly poured everything
into space. Make sure you vaporize it so

it doesn't affect the ship.

All right, give her.

I say, I feel a bit tense.

The massage will go very well.

I'll have my chair back now, Cropper.
Yes, Captain.

Can't you keep it zipped up for one
moment, Commander?

Shut up, please.

Doctor,

any luck on that cure for our emotions?

Emotions? What?

Oh, that cure.

No luck, I'm afraid.

There's a lot more of Miss Beach I have
to go over. I mean, with Miss Beach I

have to go through. Strike her out.

I'll take that as a no.

Dottie has a scanning going.

With it, Captain.

Dottie?

No.

Didn't we wipe them out?

Yes, Captain.

Tissues are on standby.

I'm going to make you want to die.

I'm going to make you want to die.