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When the universe was created, it was completely in balance.

This balance, happiness and peace was because of four magical books.

The magicians of the Shaitani Ghatbandar thought that they would attack these

books and push the universe into darkness.

One of them, John D. Grim, ran

away. That's me, Chacha Cha!

Don't tell anyone.

I'm in Smurf Village.

Check this out.

I heard you were feeling mother. I don't know if you're feeling true. But you're

looking so tucked together.

I just doubted feeling cool.

You got the water, lady. I match with you. Red, green, and gray. I'm still

Whatever color you feel, because everything falls in the blue.

Put on me. Put on your butterfly.

Everything falls in the blue.

Everything falls in the blue.

Thank you.

Now that's what I call a banger. Great job, Spurge. Yay, Spurge.

A few timing issues, but you almost had it this time, no name.

get to the calendar, Papa Smurf. Thank you, Calendar Smurf.

Isn't it grand living in a place where everyone has a thing? Excuse me? Oh, you

stepped in it now, Papa.

Papa Smurf, quick follow -up, if I may.

Here we go.

I still don't have a thing. And a quick follow -up to the follow -up. Don't you

think that that's a bit odd?

Like, Heffy Smurf is Heffy. Like nothing.

And Worry Smurf worries.

You know, maybe everybody else just doesn't.

And Brainy is really smart.

And Grouchy is... Don't even say it. And there's Camouflage Smurf. I'm right

here. How to Focus Smurf.

Bumper Smurf.

Way back there, Smurf. I'm right over here.

Handlebar Moustache Smurf. Quiet Smurf.

What did he say?

I have no idea.

But do you see what I'm saying, Papa?

Well, you're no name.

That's a thing.

distinct absence of a thing, I'm actually nothing.

Hey, sound effect smile, can you back off?

Even he's got a thing. At least I haven't been here since Tuesday.

Oh, I wouldn't worry about it too much, no name. Some Smurfs just take a little

more time to find their thing. It's in there. You've just got to find a way to

let it out. I've been thinking.

I don't have a magic smurf around here.

Maybe that could be my thing. Oh, smurfs can't do magic. But I'm sure there's

something else for you. Hey, list -making smurf, what's left on our giant

of things to try to find no -name -a -name list?

Well, let's see, Papa.

Okay, to date we've tried... Ah, 10 ,248 things.

How many do we have left?

Um, two.

Shark teaming. That's wonderful news.

Let's try clog making.

That's a great idea, Papa Smurf. Right, Smurf?

I

guess I could

learn to light clogs.

with a square toe, that'd be great. Thanks.

You

know,

there's always sharks, Amy.

That one's already taken.

Oh, that's too bad.

Okay, I have a great idea.

Let's go pick some Smurf berries.

It's hard to feel bad with a sack full of Smurf berries.

Oh, I must admit, Smurfette, there is a gnawing emptiness inside me that all the

Smurf berries in the land couldn't fill.

It's hard to be the old Smurf owl. I think I might know a little something

that feeling. What do you mean?

Well, I'm the only smurf created out of a block of clay by our mortal enemy, the

evil wizard Gargamel, in the hopes of luring all smurfs to their doom.

I mean, that was a lot for me to process.

So how do you handle that, Smurfette?

Well, I just think about all the friends who love me, and that I love bats, and

I get the strength to keep on keeping on.

You find your thing, no name. So don't give up.

Thanks, Smurfette.

I cherish her.

I cherish her, too.

Infinity! I cherish you infinity times infinity plus one. It's not a

competition. But if it was, I'd cherish you infinity times infinity plus

one times pi times infinity, and I'd win.

Smurf, that's right.

I need to stop dwelling on what I don't have. Stop dwelling on what I do.

But why is that so hard for me?

Who am I?

Where do I belong?

Heavy heart, but I carry on Searching for the answers

But I'm only moving backwards What

they say when they think of me

Does the name tell you anything?

Does happy ever after ever really

happen? I'm always on the outside looking in, never

finding nothing. I'm always on the sidelines in the end.

It's in you. You just need a little help.

What's that?

What the shell?

Sorry. Quick question.

What's going on?

Um, well, I wished for a thing.

And... You got magic.

My face!

Puppet's mouth!

Puppet's mouth!

You seem to have a bee in your bonnet. What's on your mind, no -name?

It took 10 ,248 tries, but I did it. I finally found my thing.

Well, that's fantastic.

What is it? I know you said Smurfs can't do magic, but I can.

It's the thing I really wanted.

What are you talking about? He never stopped trying to find his thing, and

so proud.

Show him.

Uh, okay. Um, let's see.

Ba -ba -boom!

That's what I'm talking about.

Wonderful, Joe.

How did we do that? There was an energy pulse detected on our energy pulse

detector. Shall I send in your brother?

Gargamel? Absolutely not.

That imbecile will only get in the way.

Joe, initiate extraction measures.

Yes, Lord Razano. Mostly.

What is that?

You found us. There's so much I didn't tell you. Your Smurf location has been

acquired. Everyone, listen to me. Your lives are in terrible danger.

Smurf Village isn't safe anymore.

We have an emergency plan in case this very thing happens.

Find Ken.

Find Ken? What does that mean?

Find Ken!

We need to be rational here.

There's only one evil wizard who would do this.

Gargamel.

Noni, use your magic to find Gargamel.

That is not your greatest idea.

I just got Papa Smurf now.

Just focus.

Concentrate.

Okay. Gargamel.

Gargamel. Gargamel.

Gargamel.

No.

Success.

My sweet Asriel.

sound do you think a Smurf makes right before his eyes?

That's the sound I imagined, too.

You're such a delight, my furry angel.

Yes. Did you just speak human, Azrael?

It's Smurf Village.

Oh, no.

Not the evil wizard Gargamel.

Look, Azrael, a poor abandoned smurf.

Let's mush it.

Sucker. All right, Gargamel.

Fill the beans. What did you do with Papa?

Nothing.

Release me from this cage at once.

Something tells me you're not telling us everything. You got Papa snatched.

If I had Papa Smurf, I'd be gloating about it right now.

Maybe we should give him a makeover. He'll never forget.

Hey, Slurps. Hey, Clumsy.

Guys.

Is this true?

Is this true?

It's just true.

Didn't Papa say to find Ken?

Spin this track from beginning to end. Through this portal, you'll find Ken.

Thank you, Clumsy.

You're welcome.

You know, Name, this is how we're going to get Papa back.

This is not going to end well.

I hate being bitten by a grassy bone.

Run away!

What's wrong with this? We're obviously in some kind of non -Napoleon portal.

Where's it taking us?

The land of ten.

Mark Berry.

Whoa.

Where are we?

Paris. How'd you know that, Smurfette?

Je ne sais pas.

Je ne sais what now?

I'm not really sure.

Let's just stick to the plan. Find Ken, save Papa.

Let's go, Smurfette.

And Turtle.

And Turtle.

Oh, see, sorry. I was just, um, I was inquiring.

Did you all have fun weekend?

Codswallop, Razzamal. We can't link our four books together, erase all goodness

and trial of the universe in a cloud of dark magic forever if we only have three

books. That's just logic 101.

Yes, and I feel terrible about that. And that's why I'm super excited to share

some great news with the council.

Ah, you have your magic book. Well, no, not that great, but I am so close.

He says that every time, you know?

It's been a hundred and six years.

And, Razabel, how much longer do we have to wait for you?

Do we need to replace you? No, please, no.

Sire, a word? Oh, I'm a very important soul.

It's them, sire. Who, them?

The, them.

Quick bathroom break, ladies and gents.

Set up in the zoo room, Joel. Why wouldn't I use my podcast microphones

zooms?

Yes!

Papa!

What hundred years in the making.

He hid, I beat, and I won!

You've won nothing, Razamel.

Oh, really?

Who's in a jar in my evil lair?

Where's the book?

Um, shoot. I don't know. I saw Papa, and I grabbed him. Maybe it's in his

pocket?

Look at him, Joel.

He's the size of a slice of apple pie.

Would a book fit into a miniature man's pocket, Joel?

Uh, honestly, it would depend on how big his pants were. Oh, go back from whence

you grabbed him and find...

you, Papa Smurf. I cannot

feel so good.

Oh, and you're the one who took Papa's smurf. Well, all right, all right.

Well done, baby bro.

Too bad you didn't get the rest of the smurf. And you never will. My smurfs are

hidden away, safe and secure.

Who are these guys?

Eddie Smurf.

Salute! My name's Moxie. And we're the International Neighborhood Watch Smurf.

There it is.

Ooh, that sounds important.

It is. What kind of Smurfs are you?

Um, we are the standard kind.

Smurf Village Division.

Smurf Village?

Where's Papa?

That's why we're here.

He told us to find Ken.

We'll take you to him.

We got you. Follow us.

Ken's inside the discotheque.

What do you dance for? A boy's beat!

How did you know that?

We had a plan in case the worst thing in the world ever happened.

And it looked like it just did.

Oh, uh, sorry about the mask.

I was just doing a quick exfoliation.

I never have time for self -care.

I always make time.

Is the book safe?

What are you talking about?

Papa never told you about the magic book?

Pardon me, Ken, but we didn't even know Papa Smurf had a brother. Well, don't

take this the wrong way, but you Smurfs don't know Smurf about Smurf.

With all due respect, Ken, we all Smurf. In fact, I probably personally Smurf

more than you ever Smurf.

That sounds like a load of Smurf. Can you Smurf that Smurf up? I can Smurf

Smurf up and have it delivered to your house. Hey, come on, Smurf.

Stick a Smurf in it. Smurf that. I don't like it Smurfitude.

Ditto. Ditto infinity times infinity plus.

Let's just leave it at that. Fine.

This is the handiwork of the evil wizard, Razamel. He plays for keeps.

How do you know that? The part that he plays for keeps or the Razamel part?

Well, both.

I know a lot of things, fella.

Cool, cool.

All right, so let's go find this Razamel and smash him.

I like this guy.

Let's get Papa Smart back.

Let's? You're staying here.

I don't work with amateurs.

Well, jokes on you, because I like being called an amateur. It means doing

something for the love of it. And that's me.

That's what I do.

Love. That and a dime will get you a phone call in 1986.

What? Exactly.

You don't get it.

Your enemies are everywhere, and you have to be ready to take them out like

that.

Well, that's one of the most disturbing worldviews I've ever encountered.

Ha, funny coming from a bunch of smurfs who don't even know who they really are.

What's that supposed to mean?

It means smurfs are descendants of mighty guardians.

We swore to protect the four magic books from the alliance of evil wizards.

But your papa walked away.

Why would papa keep them from us?

You'd have to ask him.

I will when we rescue him.

Oh, no, you're not coming with me. Oh, we'd love to come with you. No, I just

said the 100 % opposite of that. Yay!

We're going!

So, how do we do this? Yeah, how do we do this?

Okay, we do this by storming Razamel's castle, and we take no prisoners.

Except for Papa. We'll make sure to grab him.

Hold down the fort, Moxie. Roger that, Captain Ken.

Did you bring the turntable?

Old -timey one? No, we just went through it. Come on, guys.

The last one through is supposed to bring the turntable. How do we make a

now? We're not mind readers, Ace.

And it doesn't matter. My friend can get us there with magic.

Never heard of a magic smurf.

My magic confidence is at 34 right now. Failure is the best eternal name. Dare

to fail.

Failure would actually be bad.

Papa's counting on us.

Okay, magic enough.

Take us to Razamel's castle!

Give it another shot, no name.

Okay.

once removed.

You need some serious therapy and a hug.

Well, they're all going to die.

Oh, look. He hates this.

This is so much fun.

Wow.

Can you believe it, Vince?

62 years since you set me on my mission to infiltrate Smurf Village.

Remember?

Don't guess. Yes, I do.

I just didn't think you'd ever do it.

You're hilarious.

Didn't you get my emails?

No. They must have gone to spam.

Spam? Why would they go to spam?

Fine, I blocked you.

You blocked me?

Why? We can discuss all of this brotherly business later during a

for now, where is the magic book, Puppet Smurf? It's gone.

destroyed it. You are the worst liar.

I know you didn't. You know why?

Why? Because you're weak.

Like your best friend, Ron.

Don't you talk about Ron.

Oh, look how dead he gets.

Don't worry.

I'll get you to talk.

Those other blue rat monkeys must have taken the magic book with them.

Where are your smokes now?

Joel, let's go.

Wait, you're taking him?

Uh, Joel is my favorite hedge minion.

Because it's not.

This is bad.

Oh, no.

Turns out our magic smurf here is a bit of a dud.

Maybe you ought to just stick to clog making.

We've been bounced to the Interportal Waste Station in the Australian outback.

And now we have to deal with the snooter poops.

Snooter poops?

They're tricky creatures who survive out here by taking advantage of lost

Interportal travelers.

They like...

Here, hold this cake inside that rock until they bite. Bite?

Why do I have to do it? Well, I don't want to lose an arm. Don't be a bully,

Ken. I'll do it. No, no, I've got a sense of this mess.

If anyone needs to lose an arm, it'll be me.

Inside the vehicle at all times.

Vehicle? And wash your pockets.

Oh, come on. We'll always have Paris.

Look,

Mama, I can explain.

Save it for your bridge club, tough guy.

Words are cheap.

Action is so what matters.

Actions and cake.

Looks like things worked out.

You're doing pretty all right for yourself.

Yeah, Kenneth. Business is booming.

Every Yahoo thinks they can navigate the multiverse these days. Hey,

that's permanent.

Hey, looks like you Yahoos could use a lift. Yeah, we really could.

It's an emergency.

Hey, don't wait, dude.

It's going to cost you. We brought cake.

Poops like that. You hear me?

Don't listen to my shaggy babies.

The emotionally unavailable. Murph didn't mean it.

Okay. Great. Now I'm all out of cake.

Stop it. I also take cash.

A hoe or a watch.

But Mama Poop, this was a gift from my grandpa.

Give her the watch again.

Yeah, give her the watch again.

Jeez.

Thank you.

wristband. Ah, fine.

Okay, look, here's how this goes. You never saw me. We never talked. This

happened. We can't back out now.

Papa Smurf is in trouble.

Guilt doesn't work on me, sister.

Please, Mama Poot, we have to save Papa.

Just drop us off. No one will ever have to know you were involved.

The alliance of evil wizards knows everything.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, comes back from Razano's castle alive. The walls of

the moat are made of The bones are the ones who try.

Okay.

We've got a magic smurf.

Maybe he can stop those wizards.

Ty, you're telling me your magic is strong enough to take on the whole evil

enchilada? The whole evil enchilada.

These wizards have one goal in mind.

To rule the world with evil by getting rid of all the goodness in... In the

universe, and nothing will stand in their way.

So tell me, magic man, how are you going to handle that?

I will tell you how.

This isn't me.

I can't face off against a powerful wizard.

That voice inside your head telling you you're not good enough?

That voice is not who you are.

You're the only one who notices that voice.

Whoa.

Yeah, whoa.

You just need to decide who you want to be, and every day you'll become yourself

a little more, and before you know it, that voice will go away.

It worked for me.

You got it.

What was that? I don't know.

No!

Snooter Pooh, fill it!

Come on.

Mama Pooh!

What happened?

Razamel took two of my Snooter Poots and the rest of you Smurfs. He took them!

He took them back to his castle! Razamel was here. Oh yes, he was.

And he just made the biggest mistake of his miserable little life.

You still want a piece of him?

Oh yes.

Well, take the scream buggy and out of driving.

The scream whatty?

Why is it called the scream buggy?

Well, she runs on the fuel of your feet.

Let me look at you.

Are you okay?

We were so worried about you.

Especially me.

Oh, I could never forgive myself if any of you were harmed.

Joe, please hang my travel cape. Joe, what do you call a group of Smurfs? A

gaggle? A herd? A troop?

A murder?

Well, it's out of here, Razzlebell.

Give it 30%, Palmer Smurf. Great stuff.

Now give me...

in the solarium. Oh, now I hate that cat.

Um, could we accidentally help it shed its mortal coil, Joel, my dear? As you

wish, Lord Scythe.

Joel! Fetch me a Clamato, room temp.

Hey, what about us?

Prisoners don't get clam drinks, but I do have another treat in store for you.

hope you like heart and games.

We're going to play one called Let's We... Every time Papa doesn't tell me

the mathematic book is.

That doesn't sound like a fun game.

I warned

you about getting complacent.

Smurfs, can you give us a minute?

The book is still safe, but why are my Smurfs here? It's way too dangerous.

Well, maybe if you hadn't been hiding away in Smurf Village for the past

years, none of us would be in trouble.

You know I had my reasons for that. Do you think Ron would have just walked

away?

I swallowed my gum.

I'm coming for your poach.

Mama's coming for her babies. It might be good to not yell so much and give

our location.

Right, right.

Okay.

What is this place?

Munich, Autobahn, Rosamil's stupid cabin.

He thinks it's spooky.

So how do we get in there?

fortress, so we're going to have to sneak in. Okay, let's get some ideas

You know, blue sky time. No judgment.

We pole vault over the wall.

That's a terrible idea.

And that's a judgment.

Maybe we can exploit a weakness.

No better to exist.

What kind of weakness?

A frightening weakness.

Your food is here.

Absolutely. Just make sure you tip the driver ahead of time or they'll lick

everything.

Okay, here's the plan.

Sneak into the castle inside this bag and get delivered to Ratham Hill.

Kablamo! We save everything.

We should have gotten more fries.

I'm a stress eater.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, it's the quill pen that my great -great -great -grand... Father Zazimel

to sign the Treaty of the Alliance of Intergalactic Wizards.

Razimel always worshipped this page.

I'll just put it behind me.

Enjoying the celerity? Yes, very much. Thank you.

You're probably admiring Dada's urn.

This is Dada. Oh, yes.

Dada in all his glory.

Sometimes when no one's looking.

I sprinkle him into Joel's protein shakes.

You know, Dada always wanted us to rule together.

Remember how he said that was going to happen?

And rule together we shall.

Once we get our hands on that jaunty grimoire, the whole universe will be

the darkly magic control of the intergalactic alliance of withers.

And finally, all goodness shall be eradicated forevermore.

Amazing. So you'll introduce me to the Alliance then? Of course, proudly.

But first, what do you say we schmooch some schmooch? I say, that sounds like

music to my ears.

And, hey, I just wanted to say I'm so glad to be back and that we're together

again. I love you, Razamel.

Best friend, brother, friend, brother.

Love.

As long as real, we're going to watch the smoke get to us.

Maybe you should slow down on the fries.

You're right.

Are the plates ready?

Yes, sir.

Pan! Ooh, ring!

No ring, Mama!

When's Terry the food taster? I don't know. I'll break.

Fine. I'll taste.

If I die, I'll kill Terry.

You forget to order fries again.

You ate all the fries! I love salty potato baked treats, and I will not

apologize for that. Hey, don't look at me. I didn't make the order. Just...

Check again. What do we do now?

I don't know. Can you magic them up? That hand ain't coming.

Oh, magic powers from up on high.

Bring us fries.

Bring us fries!

Oh, here they are. Onion rings?

Who ordered this garbage?

They're Rosamond's favorite.

How did you know that?

No idea. It just came to me.

Ready, Joel?

How could it work?

First, Smurf, please.

Please, Rosamil, don't hurt my Smurfs. Then tell me where the magic book is.

Somewhere you'll never find it. Then let's loosen those lips.

Who shall we squash first?

Edie?

Meanie?

Mimey? I'll go.

Clicking sound of evil.

That was not that wizard.

We're here to save

everything.

Deal with my awesomeness.

Those are dated moves for such a bold entrance.

State your business, stranger.

Three puff of surf at once.

And give me back my baby.

Or what?

Or I shall uncork all of my awesomeness all over this place.

What?

Gets me. Is that what I think it is?

Uh -uh.

Could it be Chanty Grepoire?

I knew you couldn't hide forever.

I thought you said the magic book was safe.

How long have you been on my head?

And how did I not feel you there?

I have soft hands.

And feet. And I've only been up there since you made a wish.

Cha -cha -cha.

I'm magic!

Wait. Were you doing the magic?

Yeah, but the moonwalking was all you.

Yeah, actually, that was me too.

I didn't even do the moonwalk.

There's no such thing as a magic mask.

Chin up, pal.

Don't quit on yourself.

You made a wish for a thing, so I just gave you a head start.

You've got a lot more magic in you than you think.

You're just...

Little wizard girl family member.

I'm not part of your family, freak.

Tut, tut.

Methinks these voluminous Polaroid photo albums from your childhood would tell a

different tale.

Here you are when you were clay.

Oh, here you are throwing horseshoes at a Sunday barbecue.

Oh, and look at you laughing at the caricatures who drew you in front of the

Eiffel Tower.

That's me?

You may have looked different, but you were always one of us.

Oh, and here you are enjoying the wizard's favorite snack, french fries.

Oh, how you love your fries.

That's a lie.

I hate fries.

I knew I didn't like her for a reason. She's the darn enemy.

Ergo, it's so good.

But you said ditto when I said I loved you. I lied.

I'm telling mother. Mother never respected you.

Well, you're not getting one from me. Fair enough.

That's pretty impressive engineering.

I can't believe I'm the one who's going to get smashed.

At least I'll be thin.

I may loathe the smurfs with the fury of a thousand burning suns, but I loathe

my brother more for disrespecting me and my sweet, sweet Asriel.

And I've had enough of...

This is my fault.

The only reason any of this happened is because I wanted to find my thing.

If I hadn't been so selfish, none of us would be here.

No, it's not your fault, no name. And it certainly isn't your smirk, but this is

all my fault.

I kept secrets from you all, and that was wrong.

I didn't want to lose any of you the way we lost Ron.

Who's Ron?

He was the greatest Smurf who ever lived.

I should have told you about him a long time ago.

You're safe with us, little one. I got you, Ron. Those evil wizards won't get

you.

Ron!

Oh, he was a Smurf of tremendous courage and valor and really, really great

hair. Good to see you, my brothers.

It's been too long.

We just did sperm berry juice and waffles together.

Like I said, it's been too long.

That magic book will be mine.

That was a bit of a letdown.

Now that's more like it. He dispatched baddies with a murky line of elegance

lethality.

I think it was safe to say that Ron loved everyone and everything, no matter

small or insignificant they may seem.

I love you, brother.

Or sister.

Oh, he was way ahead of his time.

But,

Razzamel soon got the upper hand.

I should probably start with this one next time.

It was an honor and privilege, Guardian Nearing, with both of you.

Ron was gone.

Now, I won't ask you again.

Give me that baby book.

No.

That's why I created Smurf Village.

So I could keep all of you safe.

I couldn't lose any of you like we lost Ron.

There isn't a day goes by that I don't think about him.

I know, brother.

It's time I told you about our higher calling.

We Smurfs are guardian ears of good.

What does that mean? It means that we have always been protectors of peace and

harmony in the universe.

Even Smurfs who don't have a thing? Yes, no name. But it's not just some thing

you call yourself.

And it isn't who you are.

It's who we are.

It's the thumb of all its part.

It's brain and brawn. It's a Smurf who always fights for what she believes in.

And even a Smurf who thought he didn't have anything but is willing to give

everything.

I'm not going to sugarcoat this, Smurfs.

The bad guys want to destroy everything good in the world. And they can do it.

But we're not going to let them.

Because there is nothing we can't accomplish if we do it together.

Now let's get that book and save the universe.

Let's do it for Rob.

Let's get the Guardian Earring.

Rob!

Wait. Where are we going?

Way to kill the mood, Glasses. He's right.

Attention, eh?

I know exactly where the wizards have taken all four books.

Now, I will share this information with you vicious garden weasels on one

condition. Name it. That I be in the room to see the stupid angry look on my

stupid angry brother's mean, stupid angry face when he sees you all alive

thriving. It's a spite mission.

I think we got it.

freaky diggy to the ninth dimension the nexus of space and time that represents

all possible worlds

Oh, you know what?

I'm sick of being treated like garbage by all of you. Your sarcastic comments

and mock merriment.

chance. Oh, yeah. No chance I'll hit that. And here we go!

You

have

got to be kidding me.

The guardian airs of good are here!

We'll try not to hurt you, but we're not making any promises.

It's not bragging. It's just me being real.

He's linked all the books.

Yeah, we need a plan. We're guardianeers, Papa. We are the plan.

Charge!

Well, that's adorable.

Your goodness is mine.

Into the ball pit.

Rosamond stole their smurfy goodness.

We can get him back if we break the spell.

You and Geordi, where are you going?

Traitor! Traitor?

No, I...

Your guardian ears.

It's up to you now.

My work is done.

I finally delivered everything you wanted, your evil lordship. Why this?

I have always been on your side.

What? No.

That's what we in the evil business call the long car.

Welcome home, sinister Smurf demon.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Got you, Jossie.

Thank you.

back the same.

You've got nowhere to go.

What are we doing now, Dorothy?

Warning. Lose the heels.

You're really not going to like this first dimension, Smurfette. Why?

Cray?

That's why I feel overly thick and bloated.

Where's the book?

Give that back to me.

That's what happens to handsy fellas.

I just want a friend will you stay here with me forever

I've never been better.

It's good to have you home.

We did it, Papa.

Keep her safe.

I knew you'd come through, Smurfette.

I don't understand.

Oh, let me explain.

We're in the surreal dimension.

It's made of your dreams and...

Then who are you?

I'm... I'm... That's what I thought.

You're nobody.

No name.

No name. Can you hear me?

Who are you, no name?

Who are you?

Who?

I... I don't know.

You should have just stuck to clockmaking.

Stay with me, no -name.

Please.

You've got more magic in you than you think.

That voice inside your head telling you you're not getting up?

That voice is not who you are.

I don't know who I am, Papa.

And I don't think I ever will. I know who you are.

And fair.

You're strong because you're determined.

You remind me a lot of Ron in that way. Really?

How? He was resilient.

When Ron got knocked down, he'd get right back up on his feet.

Just like you.

But Ron knew who he was. He had a thing.

Not at first.

Some Scorps just take a little more time to find their thing.

And no, no.

It's your time.

I know who I am.

Hey! We're not done!

Oh, I've had just about enough of you!

No name!

How?

Who are you?

Call me! I'm the snuff who's gonna kick your big, giant butt, snuff!

Uh,

the snuff who's gonna kick your big, giant butt, snuff?

I don't know if he's got a bit of desire.

You don't like it, do you?

I don't care what you call yourself.

One lone smurf can take on the whole evil enchilada.

That's the difference between you and me, Razamel.

I'm not alone.

Why are you singing that dreadful song?

Because we're the guardian ears of good. And I believe you have something of

ours.

You're an evil wizard and always will be.

Not true. Who I am is up to me. I decide.

I am Smurf. We may be small. We may be adorable.

But don't mistake our kindness for weakness.

Because kindness always wins.

Unite in Smurfitude.

Hey, everybody.

Yo, I hate you. I know.

Thank you, no name. I mean, what did you call yourself again? Um, I'm the

smurf who's gonna kick your big giant butt, smurf.

You're right.

Terrible. I can beat that.

Wait, what about kick smurf?

Kick smurf is definitely inappropriate.

Your lucky sound effect, Murph, is here.

Sorry, I don't know what the f*** I was thinking.

Hey, I said Smurf!

You know, maybe I'll stick with Magic Smurf. It's got a nicer ring to it. It's

classic.

Kid, you earned your name.

Give it up for Magic Smurf!

Up against the guardian ears of good.

This is for wrong.

You missed me, idiot.

Did I?

Help me, dear brother. I love you.

Funny how you're finally able to say it now.

How about Asriel? How do you feel about my precious feline associate?

He has feelings, you know.

I love you, Asriel.

In the immortal words of Asriel's favorite pop crooner and social

Jonathan Mattis, too much, too little, too late.

by the smile on everyone's face looks like the guardian ears of good took care

of business.

These smurfs were more than up to the task.

Ron! I thought you were a goner!

Well, if by goner you mean I was stuck in the tenth dimension guarded by every

variation of vicious dragon and every possible variation of the universe, then

you'd be right. I was a goner. So, what did I miss in the last hundred and six

years? Well...

Thinking about time in a linear fashion or as a series of flat circles?

Oh, what?

Exactly. What do you say we get out of here and head back home where life is

good and things don't crunch our brains so much? That sounds pretty smurfy to

me.