Original subtitles

Shh! Don't tell anyone! I'm a smurf village!

La la la la la sing happy song! La la la la la smurf! Don't be gone! La la la la la sing happy song! La la la!

Check this!

Everybody know what the game to do! Everybody heal when I chance with you! You know that you're cousin and your brother and the trees and the bees and the birds when I dance with you!

But I hurt you a little bit, but I don't know if you're feeling good, but you're looking so put together, I just started feeling good!

You got sick of water, made up, matured you, right? Gain away, I'm still here, like I'm handsome, or whatever, got to feel good!

Everybody calls me good! You look good on me, but on your other side in this world! Everybody calls me good!

I'm a skater, I see your stars!

Everybody calls me good!

Hey!

Yes!

I'm matured you, right? Gain away, I'm still here, like I'm handsome, or whatever, got to feel good!

Everybody calls me good!

You look good on me, but on your other side in this world!

Everybody calls me good!

I look in the sea, I see your stars, right in the woods!

Everybody calls me good!

Huh, so that's what I call a banger! Great job, Smurf!

Thank you for us!

A few timing issues, but you almost had it this time, no name?

Same time, same place, two balls!

How do you get to the calendar, Papa Smurf?

Thank you, Papa Smurf!

Is it a grand living in a place where everyone has a thing?

Excuse me?

Oh, you stepped in and now, Papa!

Papa Smurf, quick follow-up, if I may!

Here we go!

I still don't have a thing, and a quick follow-up to the follow-up!

Don't you think that that's a bit odd?

Like, hefty Smurf is hefty?

I smash things!

And worry Smurf, worries!

You know, maybe everybody else just doesn't worry enough.

And Brady is...

Really smart!

And Grouchy is don't even say it!

And there's camouflage Smurf!

I'm right here!

How to focus Smurf?

Clumsy Smurf?

Wait back there, Smurf!

Have no ball of starch, Smurf!

Quiet, Smurf!

What did you say?

I have no idea!

But do you see what I'm saying, Papa?

Well, you're no name!

That's a thing!

Is it though?

Because if my thing is my distinct absence of a thing,

I'm actually...

nothing!

Hey, sound effects, Smurf, can you?

Back off!

Even he's got a thing!

He's only been here since Tuesday!

Oh, I wouldn't worry about it too much, no name!

Some Smurf's just take a little more time to find their thing!

It's in there!

You just gotta find a way to let it out!

I've been thinking!

We don't have a magic Smurf around here!

Maybe that could be my thing!

Oh, Smurf's can't do magic!

But I'm sure there's something else for you!

Hey, list making, Smurf!

What's left in our giant list of things

to try to find no name and name list?

Well, let's see, Papa!

Okay, today we've tried...

Oh, 10248 things!

How many do we have left?

Um, two.

Clubmaking and...

Oh, sharp teaming!

That's wonderful news!

Let's try Clubmaking!

That's a great idea, Papa Smurf!

Right Smurf?

I guess I could learn to like clocks?

No!

Just take your time, no name!

Don't rush it!

I'll just be right here!

You got this!

If you can make something with a square toe, that'd be great!

Thanks!

Terrible clock!

You know, there's always sharp, Timmy.

Okay.

That one's already taken.

That's too bad!

Hey, I have a great idea!

Let's go pick some Smurf berries!

It's hard to feel bad with a sack full of Smurf berries!

Oh, I must admit, Smurfette!

There is an oring emptiness inside me

that all the Smurf berries in the land couldn't feel.

It's hard to be the old Smurf out.

I think I might know a little something about that feeling.

What do you mean?

Well, I'm the only Smurf created out of a block of clay

by a mortal enemy, the evil wizard Gargamel,

in the hopes of learning all Smurf's to their doom.

I mean, that was a lot for me to process.

So how do you handle that, Smurfette?

Well, I just think about all the friends who love me,

and that I love that,

and I get the strength to keep on keeping on.

You find your thing, my name.

So don't give up.

Thanks, Smurfette.

I cherish us.

I cherish us too.

Infinity!

I cherish you!

Infinity times infinity plus one!

It's not a competition!

But if it was, I cherish you!

Infinity times infinity plus one times

pie times infinity!

And I'd win!

Smurfette's right.

I need to stop dwelling on what I don't have,

and stop dwelling on what I do.

But why is that so hard for me?

Who am I?

Where do I belong?

Heavy heart,

but I carry on

searching for the answers.

But I'm only moving backwards now.

What they say,

when they think of me,

does her name tell you anything?

Does happy ever happen?

Ever really happen?

I'm always on the outside looking in,

never finding nothing.

I'm always on the sidelines in the end,

and you only see the downside.

When you're always on the outside,

I try to find a reason to be strong.

I'm holding on for something,

but no one ever knows what's going on.

Because you keep it on the inside,

when you're always on the outside,

always on the outside.

When you're always on the outside looking in,

looking in,

I need a chance to prove them all wrong,

to see the world from the side of never-walking home.

I know there's something there for me.

I still believe.

I wish I had my own thing.

Oh, per thing.

It's in you. You just need a little help.

What's happening?

What's happening?

What the show?

Sorry. What question? What's going on?

Well, I wished for a thing,

and...

You got magic.

Smart pets!

Help us now! Help us now!

You seem to have a bee in your bonnet.

What's on your mind, don't aim?

It took 10,248 tries, but I did it.

I finally found my thing.

But fantastic.

I know you said Smurf's can't do magic,

but I can. It's the thing I really wanted.

What are you talking about?

You never stop trying to find this thing,

and I'm so proud. Show him!

Okay, let's see.

Now we're done!

That's what I'm talking about.

Hey!

No.

No!

Fire! It's Joel! It's Joel!

We found Smurf Village!

Smurf Village?

Wonderful, Joel!

How did we do that?

There was an energy pulse detected on our energy pulse detector.

Shall I send in your brother?

Gaga Mel!

Absolutely not.

That imbecile will only get in the way!

Just initiate extraction measures.

Yes, Lord Razzano.

Mostly.

What is that?

He found us.

There's so much I didn't tell you.

You are a Smurf location,

half being acquired.

Everyone, listen to me.

Your life for a terrible danger.

Smurf Village isn't safe anymore.

We have an emergency plan

and case this very thing happened.

By chance!

By chance, what does that mean?

By chance!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

Protect us now!

I...

Wait, wait.

Everybody calm down.

We need to be rational here.

There's only one evil wizard

who would do this.

Carganel.

No need.

Use your magic to find Carganel.

That is not your greatest idea.

I just got a pump of Smurfnapped.

Just focus.

Concentrate.

Okay.

Carganel.

Carganel.

Carganel.

Carganel.

No!

Success!

My sweet Azrael.

What sound do you think a smearth makes

right before he expires?

No!

No!

That's the sound I imagined, too.

You're such a delight, my furry angel.

Yes.

Did you just speak human Azrael?

No!

No!

No!

Whoah!

It's Smurfnapped!

Oh, no.

Not the evil wizard Carganel.

Look, Azrael.

A full or abandoned smearth.

Let's mush it.

Ah, sucker.

Huh?

All right, Carganel.

Spill the beans.

What did you do with Papa?

Nothing!

Release me from this cage and violence!

Something tells me you're not telling us everything.

You got Papa snatched.

If I had Papa Smurf, I'd be gloating about it right now.

Well, maybe we should give him a makeover.

He'll never forget.

Hey, Smurf.

Hey, don't see.

Is this who?

Is this Eddie Good?

It's Josh.

Didn't Papa say the fine can?

Spin this track from beginning to end.

Through this portal, you'll find Ken.

Thank you, Ponzi.

You're welcome.

No name?

This is how we're going to get Papa back.

Let's do it.

This is how we're going to get him back.

Hey, he's beaming back.

He's going away.

Please.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Is this how you'll get him back?

Oh, no.

Are you sure?

I'm not sure.

I'm sorry.

What's the problem, Ken?

You're obviously in some kind of non-nemtonian portal.

Where they're taking us?

To the land of Ken.

We've got to wait for him.

I'm in today's life.

He's got to save me.

No, no, no.

I'm sorry.

We don't know what we can do about this.

Here we go.

Even puttin' the dust.

I think we know.

Uh-uh.

What?

What's that?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

Smurf hats?

I'm here.

Captain?

Here.

Where are you?

Here, Brainy.

Present.

Vanley?

Here, Groggy.

Here.

Unfortunately.

Uh, we're all the mushrooms and smurf berries.

Whoa.

They're all white.

It's Paris.

How do you know that, Smurf hat?

Genesee watch.

Genesee, what now?

I'm not really sure.

Let's just stick to the plan.

Fine can save Papa.

Let's go, Smurf.

Yes.

Hello.

I'm Tiago.

Sorry.

Hello.

Hello, Wizard members of the Evil Alliance.

We cannot tell you.

Oh, please.

Sorry.

I was just...

I was inquiring.

Did you all have fun with Gen?

Cons, while I'm around.

We can't link our four books together.

Erase all goodness and trial the universe

and account of dogmatic forever.

If we only have three books.

That's just logic 101.

Yes, and I feel terrible about that band.

That's why I'm super excited to share some great news

with the council.

Ah!

You hear your magic.

Well, no, not that great, but never.

But I am so close.

Oh, he says that every time, you know.

He's been out under the six years.

And Trasabel, how much longer do we have to wait for you?

Do we need to replace you, Brasena?

No, please no.

Sorry, a word, Joe.

I've got a very important soon.

It's them.

Sorry.

Who then?

V, them.

Quick bathroom break, ladies and gents.

Thank you.

With one step closer to total evil dominance.

Pass on for the bad guys.

Pass on, I say.

Yes, I am.

Pass on, indeed.

Why did we decide the Zoom Room so far?

We're away from our evil air, Joe.

Well, that's where your laptop is.

Well, my podcast microphones are set up in the Zoom Room, Joe.

Why would I use my podcast microphones for my Zoos?

Yes!

Papa!

What a hundred years in a making.

He hid, I seeked, and I'm not.

You've won nothing, Brasena.

Oh really?

Who's in a job in my evil air?

Where's the book?

Mom, shoot.

I don't know.

I saw Papa, and I grabbed him.

Maybe it's in his pocket?

Look at him, Joe.

He's the size of a slice of apple pie.

Would a book fit into a miniature man's pockets, Joe?

Honestly, it would've been on how big his pants were.

Oh, go back from when you grabbed him and find that book.

No!

Yes, I'm.

It's good to see you, Papa Smurf.

I cannot say the same.

I've got something in the same portal that picked up Papa Smurf.

Seize it, Joe.

Bring that magic book back to me.

Hit your chin.

Hit it.

Hit it.

Hit it.

Mom.

What?

Well, watch this wretchy place.

Gorgamel.

Brasena, you found me.

I know you wouldn't leave your own brother stranded forever.

Oh, I missed you so much.

And yes, yes.

We're united and it feels so good.

Oh, and you're the one who took Papa Smurf.

Well, all right, all right.

Well done, baby bro.

Too bad you didn't get the rest of the Smurf.

And you knew the will.

My Smurf's are hidden away.

Seize it, secure.

Let's take you to the rafting.

I just have to work that one.

Don't make these things worse.

Don't buy my face.

Don't buy my face.

Don't buy my face.

Actually, a dog's work is worse than his face.

Look out.

It's an ill-fresh jet machine.

I'm a bird, a beautiful bird.

Who the hell are these guys?

Seize Murfs.

Seize!

My name's Moxie.

And where are the international neighborhood watch Smurfs?

Paris division.

Oh, that sounds important.

It is.

What kind of Smurfs are you?

We are the standard kind.

Smurf Village division.

Smurf Village.

Where's papa?

That's why we're here.

He told us to find Ken.

We'll take you to him.

Protect his trust.

And he might fall.

Be careful.

Secure the perimeter.

We got you.

Follow us.

Ken's inside.

But this is good day.

Get across the dance floor.

Avoid feet.

Come on.

Be careful.

He's almost there.

Oh, man.

Hey.

Almost there.

Almost there.

There.

See you on the other side.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

So where's Kent?

I'm right here.

Let me guess.

Papa Smurfs in trouble.

How did you know that?

I'm Papa Smurfs' brother.

We had a plan in case the worst thing in the world ever happened.

And it looks like it just did.

Oh, sorry about the mask.

I was just doing a quick x-follow egg.

I never have time for self-care.

I always make time.

Is the book safe?

What are you talking about?

Papa never told you about the magic book.

Pardon me, Karen, but we didn't even know Papa Smurfs had a brother.

Well, don't take this the wrong way, but you Smurfs don't know Smurf about Smurf.

With all the respect, Kent, we all Smurf.

In fact, I probably personally Smurf more than you ever Smurf.

That sounds like a load of Smurf.

Can you Smurf that Smurf up?

I can Smurf that Smurf up and have it delivered to your house.

Hey, come on, Smurfs.

Stick a Smurf in it.

Smurf that.

I don't like it Smurf at all.

Ditto.

Ditto infinity times infinity plus six.

I win.

Then let's just leave it at that.

Fine.

This is the handy work of the evil wizard Rosamail.

He plays for keeps.

How do you know that?

The part that he plays for keeps are the Rosamail part.

Well, both.

I know a lot of things, fella.

Come, come.

All right, so let's go find this Rosamail.

And smash them.

I like this guy.

Let's get Papa Smurf back.

Let's.

You're staying here.

I don't work with amateurs.

Well, don't saw you because I like being called an amateur.

It means doing something for the love of it.

And that's me.

That's what I do.

Love.

That and a dime will get you a phone call in 1986.

What?

Exactly.

You don't get it.

Yeah.

Your enemies are everywhere.

And you have to be ready to take them out like that.

Hurry up!

Well, that's one of the most disturbing walkies I've ever encountered.

Funny going from a bunch of Smurfs who don't even know who they really are.

What's that supposed to mean?

It means, Smurfs are descendants of mighty guardians.

We swore to protect the four magic books from the alliance of evil wizards.

But your papa walked away.

Why would papa keep that from us?

You'd have to ask him.

I will when we rescue him.

Oh no, you're not coming with me.

We'd love to come with you.

No.

I just said that 100% opposite of that.

Yay!

We're coming!

So, how do we do this?

Yeah.

Do we do this?

Ugh.

Okay.

We do this by storming Rosamell's castle.

And we take no prisoners.

Except for Papa.

We'll make sure grab him.

Hold down the fort, Moxie.

Roger that, Captain Ken.

Did you bring the turntable?

Oh, tiny one.

No, we just went through it.

Come on.

Guys, the last one through is supposed to bring the turntable.

How do we make a portal now?

We're not lying, readers Ace.

And it doesn't matter.

Because my friend can get us there with his magic.

Never heard of a magic Smurfs.

My magic confidence is in a soft form right now.

Failure is the best teacher in the name.

There to fail.

Failure would actually be bad.

Papa's counting on us.

Okay, magic Smurfs.

Take us to Rosamell's castle!

Give it another shot.

No, no.

Okay.

Come on.

Come on.

Take us to Rosamell's castle.

Please.

This is mine.

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle once more.

You need some serious therapy and a hug.

Well, they're all going to die.

Oh, you need some serious therapy and a hug.

Well, they're all going to die.

Oh, look, he hates this.

This is so much fun.

Wow.

Can you believe it's been 62 years since you set me on my mission

to infiltrate Smurfs' village?

Remember?

Don't get it.

Yes, I do.

I just didn't think you'd ever do it.

You're hilarious.

Didn't you get my emails?

No.

They must have gone to spam.

spam?

Why don't they go to spam?

Fine.

I've locked you.

You blocked me.

Why?

We can discuss all of this brotherly business later

during a sideball.

But for now, where is the magic book?

Papa Smurfs, it's gone.

I destroyed it.

You are the worst liar.

I know you didn't.

You know why?

Why?

Because you're weak like your best friend, Ron.

Don't you talk about Ron.

Look how excited he gets.

Don't worry.

I'll get you to talk.

Those are the blue rack monkeys must have taken the magic book with them.

Where are your Smurfs now?

Papa.

I'll never tell.

I have something, Sion.

What is it?

The energy pulse detector picked up a fresh portal.

The Smurfs are trying to infiltrate the castle.

Fortunately, our force field knocked them off course.

And I know exactly where it's sending them.

Joe, let's go.

Wait, you're taking him?

Uh, Joe is my favorite hedge minion.

It was.

It did if you were trying to kill us.

Race for the pack.

I think I just smirked my pants.

No!

...

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

Uh, this doesn't feel like Rossignol's castle.

That's because it's not.

This is bad.

Oh, no.

Turns out our magic smurf here is a bit of a dud.

Maybe you ought to just stick the clog making.

We've been bounced to the Interportal Wave Station

in the Australian Outback.

And now we have to deal with the Snuter Poots.

Snuter Poots?

They're tricky creatures who survive out here by taking advantage

of lost Interportal travelers.

They like cake.

Here, hold this cake inside that rock until they bite.

Bite?

Why do I have to do it?

Well, I don't want to lose an arm.

Don't be a bully, Ken.

I'll do it.

No, no, I'll go to sin to this mess.

If anyone needs to lose an arm, it will be me.

Hooray!

No!

No!

Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.

Speak up and watch your pockets.

Hey, my glasses.

I need those.

What's going on?

I can't see anything.

Trust me.

It's a good thing you can't see what's going on.

Double, double the chocolate with extra chocolate.

From Foudi Petisserie Paris, where I can only mean one thing.

Hello, Kenneth.

Mama, too.

Am I that predictable?

Well, obviously not.

The right of no need to skip town on me.

Come on.

We'll always have Paris.

Oh, yeah.

Look, Mama, I can't see anything.

I can't see anything.

I can't see anything.

I can't see anything.

I can't see anything.

I can't see anything.

Look, Mama, I can explain.

Save it for your bridge club, tough guy.

Words are cheap.

Actions, so what matters?

Actions, isn't there?

Cake.

Looks like things worked out.

You should do them pretty all right for yourselves.

Yeah, Kenneth.

Business is booming.

Every young thing they can navigate the multiverse these days.

Oh, hey, that's permanent.

Hey, looks like you guys could use a lift.

Yeah, we really could.

It's an emergency.

Eh?

It always is.

It's going to cause it.

We brought cake.

Lots of cake.

Oh, hey!

I'm swimming!

Girl, girl!

You don't get to talk to my coach like that.

You hear me?

Don't listen to my shaggy babies.

The emotionally unavailable smurf didn't mean it.

Okay.

Great.

Now I'm all out of cake.

Stop it.

Yeah, I also take cash.

Oh, or a watch.

But mama poo.

This was a gift from my grandpa.

Give her the watch again.

Yeah, give her the watch again.

Jeez.

Thank you.

All right, snorepoote extra time!

Well, take top.

Way too.

Lead is ready.

Rosemallow's castle.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Heck, no, no, sir.

Not interested in deals off.

What do you mean that deals off?

Here.

This is just a wristband.

Ah, fine.

Okay, cool.

Here's how this goes.

You've never saw me.

We never talked.

This never can't.

You get back out now.

Papa's murmurs in trouble.

Guilth doesn't work on me, sister.

Please, mama poo.

We have to save Papa.

Just drop us off.

No one will ever have to know you were involved.

The alliance of evil wizards knows everything.

Nobody.

And I mean nobody.

Comes back from Rosemallow's castle along.

The walls of the moat are made of bones of the ones who try.

Okay.

We've got a magic smurf.

Maybe he can stop those wizards.

So are you telling me your magic is strong enough

to take on the holy evil enchilada?

The holy evil enchilada.

What is that today's wizards?

Have one go in mind.

To all the worlds with evil by getting rid of all the goodness in the universe

and nothing will stand in their way.

So tell me magic smurf.

How are you going to handle that?

I will tell you how.

No name, come back.

No name.

No name, stop.

I can't do it.

I can't take on the holy enchilada.

I don't have it in me, smurfette.

I know I'm going to let everyone down.

Hey, don't beat yourself up.

Pressure gets all of us.

You just have to believe in yourself.

Yeah, but I don't even know how I'm doing all this magic stuff.

This isn't me.

I can't face off against the powerful wizard.

Listen, that voice inside your head telling you you're not good enough?

That voice is not who you are.

You're the only one who notices that voice.

Whoa.

Yeah, whoa.

You just need to decide who you want to be

and every day you'll become yourself a little more.

And before you know it, that voice will go in.

It will work for me.

I know what's on your heart out in there too.

One, too many times.

It's time to let it go.

Go on in your life.

You've got a story that you got around.

You up on the big red.

You up on the big red.

You up on the big red.

You up on the big red.

You up on the big red.

YouUpon the big red.

You up on the big red.

Youupon the big red.

Youupon the big red.

Youupon the big red.

Youupon the big red.

Youupon the big red.

Youupon the big red.

Youupon the big red.

...

Youupon the big red.

Youupon the big red.

Youupon the big red.

Youupon the big red.

Youupon your big red.

Youupon the big red.

...

Youupon the big red.

Youupon the big red.

Youupon the big red.

You're seeing not anyone.

You're seeing not anyone.

No.

So me feel like nothing works.

Being a driver is getting worse.

Getting harder by minute.

You don't have to be a sinner.

You don't have to have a ring.

Telling us this something life is life.

But you're the only one that's seen no separance.

You upon the big red.

Youupon the big red.

Youupon the big red of your wild.

You upon the fat fat fat.

You think yourself YOUS up.

You upon the sight.

Don't ever learn anyone.

You're seen not anyone.

Why is the world so scared to give you up?

You can't tell me because you want to sound of it.

Don't ever learn anyone.

You're seen not anyone.

You're seen not anyone.

You feeling better?

Yeah.

The part with the kangaroos is a little weird though.

What was that?

I don't know.

No!

It's not a fool.

Very rich!

Come on.

I'm a poop!

What happened?

Rosamil took two mice and the rest of you smurfs.

He took them back to his castle.

Rosamil was here.

Oh yes he was.

And he just made the biggest mistake of his miserable little life.

You still want to piece of him?

Oh yeah.

We'll take the scream buggy and drive it.

The scream buddy?

Why is it called the scream buggy?

Well she runs in the fuel of your feet.

What?

Why?

No idea.

But the long holiday little smurfs now.

I know.

You can do this.

Yeah, break away.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's raining smurfs.

What the hell?

Hallelujah.

Oh my sweet spurs.

Come here.

What?

What being more can't you?

Are you okay?

We were so worried about you.

Especially me.

I could never forgive myself if any of you were harmed.

Joel, please hang up my travel kit.

Joel, what do you call a group of smurfs?

A gaggle?

A troop?

A murder?

What was that in her arms about?

A way to keep it 30% promised smurf.

Great stuff.

Now give me my book.

We told you we don't have it.

And where is my so-called brother?

He's relaxing.

With his feline associate in the slurry.

Oh!

Now I hate that cat.

Could we accidentally help it shed its mortal coil?

Joel, my dear.

As you wish, Lord Saif.

Joel!

Fetch me a plumaro, room temp.

Hey, what about us?

Prisoners don't get clam drinks.

But I do have another treat in store for you.

I hope you like party games.

We're going to play one called.

Let's squish a smurf every time Papa doesn't tell me

where the last magic book is.

Till all you smurfs are squashed!

I don't sound like a fun game.

Don't be at all and move these fitted degenerate garments

to the squished room for too small.

I warned you about getting complacent.

But, smurfs, can you give us a minute?

The book is still safe, but why are my squirfs here?

It's way too dangerous.

Well, maybe if you hadn't been hiding away

and smurf village for the past hundred years,

none of us would be in trouble.

You know I had my reasons for that.

Do you think Ron would have just walked away?

Oh, Ron!

Whoa!

Bring it on!

Yeah, clear it out the side as it is.

Hey, you're dead?

That was absolutely terrifying.

I think I swallowed my gum.

I've got it for your poach!

Mom has got it for a baby!

It might be good to not yell so much.

Hey, hey!

Huh, okay.

What is this place?

New Nick!

What a fun!

Rosamil's stupid castle!

He thinks it's so spooky.

So how do we get in there?

Well, it's an impenetrable fortress, so we're going to have to sneak in.

Okay, let's get some ideas going.

You sky-time, no judgments.

We pole vault over the wall.

That's a terrible idea.

And that's a judgment.

Maybe we can exploit a weakness.

No wizard to resist.

What kind of weakness?

A fried weakness.

Your food is here.

Order this.

That's how cute it is.

That sounds right.

He complains when his tuna gets too tight,

but he's the one who gets himself in this mess.

So you can just order any kind of food from anywhere.

Absolutely.

Just make sure you tip the driver ahead of time

or the lick everything.

Here's the plan.

Sneaking to the castle inside this bag.

Can we get delivered to Rosamau?

Cablano!

You save everything.

We should've gotten more fries.

I'm stressed here.

Mmm.

Oh.

That's good.

Oh, it's the quill pen that my great-great-great-grandfather

Zazamel used to sign the Treaty of the Alliance of Intergalactic Wizards.

Zazamel always worship this page.

Uh, I'll just put it behind this.

Enjoying the slurry.

Yes, I'm very much.

Thank you.

You're probably as my ring-tardar's home.

This is Dadar.

Oh, yes.

Dadar and all his glory.

Sometimes when no one's looking,

I sprinkle him into Joel's protein shakes.

Ooh.

You know, Dadar always wanted us to rule together.

You remember how he said that was going to happen?

And rules together we shall.

But once we get our hands on that chanting roar,

the whole universe will be under the darkly-magic control

of the Intergalactic Alliance of Wizards.

And finally,

oh, goodness shall be reticated for ever more.

Sounds amazing.

I'm going to introduce me to the Alliance days.

Of course!

Poundly!

But first, what do you share with Shmo Shmo Shmo?

I'd say that sounds like music to my ears.

Hey, I just wanted to say I'm so glad to be back

and that we're together again.

I love you, Rasmiel.

Best friend, brother, friend, brother.

Love.

Oh, well, did I know I'm sure?

Come along, Azrael.

We're going to watch the Smurfs get squashed.

Oh, sorry.

I'm so mentally repurchased.

We're inside the castle.

Maybe you should slow down on the prize.

You're right.

Oh, just one more.

Are the plates ready?

Yes, sir.

Hand!

Oh, rain.

No rain, mama.

Why is the Terry the food taster?

I don't know, I'm break.

Fine.

I'll taste it.

If I die, I'll kill Terry.

Did you forget to order fries again?

You ate over fries!

I love salty potato-based treats

and I will not apologize for that.

Hey, don't look at me.

I didn't make the order.

Just check again.

What are we doing now?

I don't know.

Can you magic some hot?

Handings on me!

Oh, magic have us from up on high.

Bring us fries.

Bring us fries!

Oh, here they are.

Onion rings.

Who ordered this garbage?

They're Rosamond's favorite.

How did you know that?

No idea.

Just came to...

This way.

Oh.

Ready to...

Air goods works.

First smell, please.

Please.

Rosamond, don't rip my smurfs.

Then tell me where the magic book is.

Somewhere you'll never find it.

Then let's loosen those lips.

Who shall we squash first?

E-D?

E-D?

M-E-D?

M-E?

I'll go.

Here they are.

That's the clicking sound of evil.

Let's go smurf that wizard up.

Last chance, Papa.

We're here to save everything.

Deal with my awesomeness.

Come on.

Those are blatant moves for such a bold entrance.

State your business, stranger.

Three puff of stuff at once.

And give me that my bag.

Or what?

Or I shall uncool all of my awesomeness, all home luggage bags.

What?

There must be a cat in here.

Is there a cat in here?

I know it.

Man, the dander gets me.

Is that what I think it is?

Could you feed?

Chumsy grimoire!

I knew you couldn't hide forever.

We thought you shut the magic book was safe.

How long have you been on my head?

And how did I not fail you there?

I have sought hands.

Enfy.

And I've only been up there since you made a wish.

Cha-cha-cha.

A magic!

Wait.

Were you doing the magic?

Yeah, kind of.

Yeah, but the moonwalking was all you.

Yeah, actually, that was me too.

I didn't even do the moonwalk.

There's no such thing as a magic smoth.

You chin up, pal.

Don't quit on yourself.

You made a wish for a thing.

So I just gave you a head start.

You got a lot more magic in you than you think.

You just got to let it out.

Oh, there's papa. Hey, papa.

Thank you for bringing the final magic book right to me.

Oh, look who it is.

It's our last little wizard girl family member.

I'm not part of your family freak.

Cha-cha-cha.

Let me think to these voluminous polaroid photo albums

from your childhood.

We'll tell a different tale.

Here you are when you were clay.

Oh, here you are throwing horseshoes at a Sunday bar with you.

Oh, man, look at you laughing at the caricatures.

Who drew you in front of the Eiffel Tower?

That's me.

You may have looked different,

but you were always one of us.

Why don't I remember any of this?

Oh, and here you are enjoying the wizard's favorite snack, French fries.

Oh, how you loved your fries.

That's a lot. I hate fries.

I knew I didn't like her for a reason.

She's the darn enemy.

Oh, I'm a smirk.

And PS, Newsflash, and FYI.

That's not who I am now.

You can never change what you really are.

Don't listen to me, short friend.

You're with us now and always.

That's right.

I'm with him and them.

You're short about that.

You did exactly what you created to do.

You brought me promised love and junk tea.

The final easy evil puzzle.

No, it's so deadly.

No, I wouldn't have.

Time to rule the universe.

I want to see with Papa Papa.

Don't you agree with me?

What a wonderful moment.

Too bad it has to be interrupted by reality.

No, she's my love.

But who?

But a demon.

Wait a minute.

What's in my reading?

Oh, yes.

That's better.

The dark power of course through your pages.

No, it's forever.

I want to see more.

I am Grimoire.

No.

Well, thanks for saving me a lot of squish time.

See ya.

Wait, I'm not going with you.

To meet with the other wizards.

Um, that's a big fat now.

Yeah.

This is the end of the road for you, Gargamel.

But you said Ditto when I said I loved you.

I lied.

I'm telling mother.

Mother never respected you.

Or your stupid cat.

Goodbye, Spurs.

It's so long.

Brother.

Forever.

I'm so sorry everyone.

I'm sorry too.

This is my first job out of college though.

I need a good review on Milington.

Well, you're not getting one from me.

Fair enough.

It's pretty impressive engineering.

I can't believe I'm the one who's going to get smashed.

At least I'll be thin.

I'm going to miss you guys.

I love you.

What?

What are you doing?

It doesn't go down like this.

Yes, I may loathe the smurfs with a fury of a thousand burning suns.

But I loathe my brother more.

For disrespecting me.

And my sweet sweet house reals.

You know, and I've had enough of sadrous egglessness.

Run, smurfs, run!

Run, smurfs, run!

Run, smurfs, run!

Run, smurfs, run!

I made you do it.

Good idea, Israel.

Engage, wait and fail.

Oh gosh, me.

I'm going to need a bigger little box.

No box.

Bring it.

I can't.

I don't run from a fight.

We're not leaving it.

Brother.

All spells and snotipoos stoken for.

Excess your eyes, we as reals.

Oh, I'm not feeling so much.

I still can't finish this.

Help me.

Help me.

This is how my fault is.

This is all my fault.

I can't believe I did exactly what that wasn't wanting me to do.

I'm so sorry, no name.

No, this is my fault.

The only reason any of this happened is because I wanted to find my thing.

If I hadn't been so selfish, none of us would be here.

No, it's not your fault, no name.

And it certainly isn't your smurfette.

This is all my fault.

I kept secrets from you all, and that was wrong.

I didn't want to lose any of you the way we lost Ron.

That's right.

He was the greatest smurf whoever lived.

I should have told you about him a long time ago.

You're saving without a little one.

I got him wrong.

Those evil wizards won't get you.

Ron!

Oh, he was a smurfette from men whose courage and valor

and really, really great hair.

It's good to see you, my brothers.

It's been too long.

We can stand smurper and juicer waffles together.

Like I said, it's been too long.

That's magic book will be mine.

Man, that was a bit of a let down.

Now, that's more like it.

He dispatched baddies with a smurfing wind of millions and we found him.

I think it was safe to say.

Ron loved everyone and everything no matter how small or insignificant they need to be.

I love you, brother, or sister.

Oh, he was way ahead of his time.

But, Razzanel soon got the upper hand.

That's really something else.

I should probably start with this one next time.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

I got you!

Do not act!

Oh, the one's next.

Come on, come on!

Bring my hand, Ron!

I probably should have cut my hair like you guys suggested.

You always wore a free spirit.

It was an honor and privilege, guardianeering, with both of you.

Ron was gone.

Now I won't ask you again.

Give me that baby book.

No.

No!

Don't!

Not in the face!

That's why I created Smurf Village.

So I could keep all of you safe.

I couldn't lose any of you like we lost, Ron.

There isn't a day goes by that I don't think about it.

I don't know, brother.

It's time I told you about our higher calling.

We, Smurfs, are guardianeers of good.

What is that?

It means that we have always been protectors of peace and harmony in the universe.

Even Smurfs, you don't have a thing.

Yes, don't aim.

But it's not just something you call yourself.

And it isn't who you are.

It's who we are.

It's the sum of all its parts.

It's brains.

And, Ron, it's a Smurf who always fights for what she believes in.

And even a Smurf who thought he didn't have anything,

was willing to give everything.

I'm not going to sugarcoat this, Smurfs.

The bad guys wanted to destroy everything good in the world.

And they could do it.

But we're not going to let them.

Because there is nothing we can accomplish if we do it together.

Now let's get that book and save the universe.

Let's do it for Ron.

Let's get the guardianeery.

Where are we going?

Way to kill the moon, Glacias.

He's right.

Resumount in that book could be anywhere in the universe.

Attention.

Attention, eh?

I know exactly where the wizards have taken all four books.

Now, I will share this information with you.

Vicious God and weasel's unwaddened condition.

Name it.

That I be in the room to see the stupid angry milk

on my stupid angry brothers mean stupid angry face.

When he sees you all alive and thriving,

it's a spite mission.

I think we got it.

We all get what we want.

But after that, our little alliance is over.

Yeah, okay, dude.

Way to the freaky digging.

To the ninth dimension.

The nexus of space and time that represents all possible worlds

and all.

Get in the car.

No, yes.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

Hello, everyone.

I have big news and it involves me and my magic book.

Oh, what does the prize?

Razamo is late.

What have you been doing?

Having your hair cut my blind raccoon.

Oh!

You know what?

I'm sick of being treated like garbage by all of you.

Your sarcastic comments and mocked merriment.

Lane and lame.

You're all lame.

You'll make wonderful hench minions now that I'm the lord of the universe.

So no, me, I, moi.

Well, time to start chanting.

Oh, yeah.

No chance I'll hit that poop.

And here we go.

The clock.

The clock.

The clock.

You have gone to be kidding me.

The guardian airs of good are here.

We'll try not to hurt you, but we're not making any promises.

It's got bragging.

It's just me being real.

Oh, it's bad.

It's like all the books.

Yeah.

We need pranks.

We're guardian ears, pop-up.

We are the plan.

Sure!

Well, that's adorable.

Your goodness is mine.

In to the vortex, smurf spirits.

Rosemoll snow their smurfy goodness.

We can get him back if we break the spell.

I rescue and jaunty.

Where are you going?

Straighter.

Straighter?

No, I brought the smurf to you.

This was a spite mission.

It was.

In the water bottle, you go.

No!

He's distracted.

I've forgotten about you.

Whose goodness shall I take first?

Bubble.

Don't give up my precious spurfs.

Your guardian ears.

It's up to you now.

What's my fat?

My work is done.

I finally delivered everything you wanted.

Your evil lordship.

What is this?

I have always been on your side.

What?

No.

Well, well, well.

That's what we do in the evil business.

Call the long car.

Welcome home, sinister smurf demon.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Gotcha, jaunty.

Thank you, smurf demon.

Stop!

That's the inner dimension of this.

Anyone who goes in there never, ever comes back the same.

You've gotten nowhere to go.

What are we doing now, jaunty?

Morning.

We're leaving the needles.

You're really not going to like this first dimension, smurf demon.

Bye!

Hey.

Kree?

Ugh.

That's why I feel overly thick and bloated.

Where's the book?

Give that back to me.

That's what happens to Hazy Phelus.

Find a door!

Go, smurf demon!

Go!

Go!

Go!

This is the worst dimension.

Stand right from the racers.

Oh, what's that?

What's that?

Need to look.

Come on.

Help!

Help!

To the racers!

My book, too.

Oh no, I can only run from left to right.

Here, jump up this tiny hill.

This dimension is so large, actually.

And of the 8-bit books, first of all, face the wrath of my evil picket fence.

It'll take more than a fence to stop us.

Damn.

Cut the shit off.

Let's get out of here!

Who is that?

Mom, let me get out of here!

Ugh.

This is my least favorite dimension.

What are you?

I'm a tardigrade.

The most rugged, micro-animal in the universe.

Our motto is live, tiny, tiny, never.

Hi, tardy, nice to meet you, bye.

Nice to meet you, too.

Bye.

You're heavy.

I just want a friend.

Would you stay here with me forever?

I'm so tifly not.

Is this...

Smurf Village.

We're home.

Ah, cha-cha-cha!

All you have to do is give me a pompous merse mushroom house,

and I can hide away for another 100 years easy!

Welcome back.

Papa.

You're okay.

I've never been better.

It's good to have you home.

We did it, Papa.

Keep her safe.

I knew you'd come through, Smurf Hat.

I don't understand.

Oh, let me explain.

We're in the surreal dimension.

It's made of your dreams and nightmares.

No.

Thank you for your service.

Time for the universe, all things good.

Bye-bye!

I'm here!

Chao!

Daisy!

Ha!

He's done it!

He's sucking all of the dinosaur of the universe.

What the sh-

The late cha-cha-cha!

Huh, we're not gonna let this happen, Rasa now.

And just who is going to stop me?

You, ha-ha, you are nothing.

I'm not nothing.

Oh, then who are you?

I'm...

I'm...

That's what I thought.

No name!

No name!

Can you hear me?

Can you hear me?

Who are you, no name?

Who are you?

Yeah.

Who?

I-I-I don't know.

You should have just stepped to clock making!

Stay with me, no name!

Please!

You've got more magic in you than you think!

Hey!

Now, Rasa's side your head, tell me you're not good enough.

That voice has not lined up.

I don't know who I am, Papa.

And I don't think I ever will.

I know who you are.

You're kind and fair.

You're strong because you're determined.

She was by me a lot of Ron in that way.

Really?

How?

He was resilient.

When Ron got knocked down, he'd get right back up on his feet.

Just like you.

But Ron knew who he was.

He had a thing.

Not at first.

Some scurfs just take a little more time to find their thing.

And no name?

It's your time.

What are you saying?

I know who I am.

Hey!

We're not done!

Oh, I've had just about enough of you!

No name!

Papa!

Who are you?

Call me!

I'm the smurf who's going to kick your big giant butt!

Smurf!

The smurf who's going to kick your big giant butt smurf?

I don't know.

Things got a bit of a disaster.

You don't like it, dear.

You are.

I don't care what you call yourself.

One lone smurf can take on the whole evil enchilada.

That's the difference between you and me, Razamau.

I'm not alone.

You're a bitch.

I'm a rising happy soul.

I'm a rising dreadful soul.

Because we have the Godiness of good.

And I believe you have something of ours.

Ah!

Ah!

No!

Stop it! Stop this right now!

Amazing.

Ah!

No!

What are you doing?

Smith, I command you to have been once!

You're an evil wizard and always will be!

Not true.

Who I am is up to me.

I decide.

I am a smirk.

We may be small.

We may be adorable.

But don't mistake our kindness for weakness.

Because kindness always wins.

Unite and smurfitude!

Still, I'm caught!

They're not evil anymore!

Shoo-choo-choo!

Shoo-choo-choo!

Oh!

That's good.

Oh!

Are you everybody?

No, I hate you.

And I...

Thank you, no name.

I mean, what did you call yourself again?

Um...

I'm the smurf who's going to kick your big giant butt.

Smurf?

You're right.

Terrible.

I can be that.

Wait, what about?

Kick!

Smurf.

Oh!

Kick!

Smurf is definitely inappropriate.

Your lucky son affects Murphy's ear.

Sorry, I didn't know what the f*** I was thinking.

Hey!

I said smurf!

You know, maybe I'll stick with magic smurf.

It's got a nicer ring to it.

It's classic.

Kid, you earned your name.

Give it up for magic smurf!

How did this happen?

You came up against the guardian heirs of good.

Oh, this is for wrong.

You missed me, idiot.

Did I?

No!

Help me dear brother!

I...

I...

Love you.

Funny how you finally able to say it now.

How the hell's real?

How do you feel about my precious feline?

Your precious feline is so sad.

Yes, feelings, you know.

I love you, Azrael.

In the immortal words of Azrael's favorite pop-druder

and social provocateur, Jonathan Mappis.

Too much, too little, too late.

No, no!

Well, that was quite the successful smite mission.

I'm off.

It's you, it's you.

Did somebody say...

Ron?

Ron!

The judging by the smile on everyone's face

looks like the guardian heirs of good took care of business.

These smurfs were more than up to the task.

And they did it their own way.

Ron!

Huh!

I fucked your word, Connor!

Well, if by a garner you mean I was stuck in the 10th dimension

guarded by every variation of vicious dragon

and every possible variation of the universe,

then you'd be right.

I was a garner.

So, what did I miss in the last 106 years?

Well, at the pent.

Are you thinking about typing a linear fashion

or a series of flat circles?

Oh, what?

Exactly.

What do you say we get out of here and head back home

where life is good and things don't crunch or bring so much?

That sounds pretty smuffy to me.

How you love?

My dear smurfs, we will no longer hide away from the world.

Whenever we're called action, we'll be there.

They cause we're stronger together.

How you love?

How you love?

How you love?

How you love?

I'ma bring heaven and state to your doorstep.

It's on your run, a baby coming to do it.

I'ma be the only one that can beat it.

I'll give you something, boy, for you to believe it.

Keep it high, that vibration is what that is.

Salvation, keep it up, up, up.

How you love?