Original subtitles

Cool, here comes teacher.

Hi, man, the griping lamp is out.

Now... well, let's skip away.

Left me in charge.

I told me to keep an eye on you boys.

So... uh... So, this is what I intend to do.

Now, uh...

I know that you made her disappointed about

not getting the courier mission to Brisbane.

In the off-portbound closing fast.

Let's fall in over here.

All right, man, let's fall.

Sparker.

What is the rat pack doing here in the address uniforms?

What is this?

We just wanted to see our beloved commanding officer off to Australia.

Aloha.

Oh, knock it off.

Carpenter.

What's dropping my luggage on the dock and get it on board?

All right, I still move.

Now, you'll get these eight balls of yours out of their party things.

And you'll get them busy scrubbing down that tub of

yours before I sell it to the Japanese and scrap metal.

Oh, well, I resent that sir.

Uh, you see there's an American citizen in taxpayer.

You can't do it.

I can't.

I can't.

I'm a captain.

I can do anything I please.

Oh, you can?

Say, well, maybe you can help me get this off then.

Well, yes.

How did you get a thing like that?

Oh, I was walking long ago.

Oh, shut up.

I'm walking on the dock.

All I want to hear from you is when I say jump.

You say hi.

Captain.

Captain.

Shut up, Carpenter.

I'm busy here.

Captain, I'm going down, sir.

I'm sinking, sir.

Quick, quick, sir.

It's sinking, sir.

It's another sneak attack.

It's another per-hopper, sir.

Well, don't just stand there, you duds get my luggage off of the ship.

Yes, sir, I am.

I'll let my luggage over there.

Hey, boy, I wonder what could have caused that.

Hi, I've heard of the big one.

Here's another one, sir.

No, not that.

Probably the one with my monogram.

Boogie.

You mean he's a wild man.

Don't get this.

It's well.

Well, that was close.

You almost lost me.

That's a cannon able to off, sir.

Are you?

You'll get back on there.

But, sir, I'm too young.

Get on there and enter a city, movie.

Oh, Captain.

Captain.

All right, Parker.

I know that you and your band of saboteurs are at the bottom of this.

I've all had dastardly dates.

Do you know that my luggage even got wet?

I'm not even sinking the one 16.

Just so I'd have to take your garbage out of Brisbane.

Oh, both, sir.

Excellent.

I said I'm going to work, you understand?

You might fall in.

Follow it.

Say I would attention there.

Say I would attention.

Don't think you're running this show, do you?

I'll show you who's running this show.

I wouldn't take the 73 to Brisbane.

It was the last boat of the Navy.

You understand that?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hi, whoa.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hi, whoa.

Hi, whoa.

Hello.

Hello.

Hi, whoa.

Hi.

Hi, Parker.

So I had to take the 73.

Let's join your band of high school dropouts here.

And I'm going to take one step off of this boat to read me.

Now I'm stepping.

Well, stop.

See anything that may not be an American taxpayer.

I'll throw you the terminals.

Grab a new sir.

Take her in.

Come on, Joe.

Bye, bye, bye.

Well, I tell you, those offs, these aren't going to get away with this.

We ought to have priority over that Russian ship.

Here we are out here in the middle of Bain.

I'm going to climb over that thing to get on the dock forever.

Thanks.

Let's see if there's not much we can do about it.

The harbor master said there isn't any docking space left.

Don't they know that I am here for a top-level staff conference.

This is the most found-up thing that I've ever seen.

Could you get a little closer together?

Nice big smile.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye Oh man I can't all wait for me right.

Got all that family.

A birdway.

Wow.

Yeah okay.

If you'll get a ball that you mouth.

Here that's mine.

Oh boy.

Now you have made me waste a picture.

I'm a car Servicator.

I'm walking too far.

You don't want to be a leave for that staph me.

Oh, no, no, no.

Hurry up there.

Captain's going to show him.

He said he'll let it out, please.

Dah!

He's coming.

This is the most ridiculous thing that's ever happened.

I've got a crawl over here.

I ship to get on the dock.

All right.

Okay, let's pull out of that, boys.

Captain, get in order.

Get out of the way.

Don't take any pictures of me going up the ladder, either.

Oh, shit!

Oh, my goodness.

It's just an insult.

Don't force your bitch, you'll watch it.

Sakes.

I'm a naval officer.

I'm not a trapezer.

Let me go first, sir, and show you how it's done.

Just get away from the ladder.

Get away from it.

You're not going anyplace.

You're not going anyplace at all.

Yeah, thought you put a fast one over on me, didn't you?

Well, you're not going to work.

I want to tell you that.

Because, well, this boat is important.

You are restricted to it.

Oh, come on, Captain.

Give us a break.

You can't do this.

It's been constitutional.

Now, get off.

I'm going to have the MPs check this ship.

Forget this thing out of my face, I told you.

And if any of these men get loose, bullet.

I don't want that nothing in my face.

Nothing in the face at all.

Right?

No, it's not even dangerous.

It's the rope.

Right?

Oh, let me give you a call Like, sir.

Thank you.

Well, hey, I get to the ladder.

You're going the wrong way.

Let me help you, sir.

Here, let me get you out, sir.

I hope you don't break my prawny.

Where'd everybody go?

Get off!

Get off!

That's a strangle.

I think you're part of this.

You can't do that.

That's against naval regulations.

Article 27.

I think it's paragraph beats.

He's right.

He gives you your articles in your paragraph.

Don't give you a rope, your new quits.

You don't like those stupid navy regulations so well.

And you go below and you copy them 100 times.

And don't you leave out of comedy?

You read me, Mr.?

Get out of my sight.

I'll back again.

Give you a rope.

You want me to give you another leg up?

Give me a fist up here.

No, it's just get away from me.

Turn around and look at me.

Guard my flanks, all right?

Yes.

Give me that.

All right, buddy.

Ha.

Ha?

All right.

Now there goes the war.

What a bummer, huh?

Great liberty, tower.

We're stuck on this cow.

We'd have more fun if we were prisoners of war.

Somebody call me?

Fujioa, aren't you not storm away?

What a crazy thing to do.

Say, can't you shoot it.

I'll find you guys will forget me.

Send to me their Fujioa.

Now, for sure.

What would you think a silly thing like that?

We wouldn't dump you food?

You're the best Japanese prisoner anybody you ever have.

Hello down there.

Thank you.

For Huskies!

Hi, I'm boys.

What's cooking?

Offices gone.

We are coming down to talk.

Okay, boys, let's go!

Hello, I'm Eric Kanski.

Here, the meat tree.

Take us the name, watch with the bag.

Come, man.

We got problem.

NKVD, commissize, coming to inspect boat.

We got to hide the loot, so he don't find it.

Well, that has a familiar ring.

What kind of loot you got, mate?

Australian whiskey.

Not no legal about this stuff.

What's your problem, bubba?

It's not made in Russia.

We get 25 years into salt mines.

We get caught smuggling non-communist booze.

25 years?

No, why don't you guys run a vodka die?

We hate vodka.

We can stand vodka.

Will you hide whiskey, stinker, dog?

Tinker, dog.

Well, it's a little risky, but after all, we're comrades in arms.

Okay, we'll stash the loot, but at the usual storage fee of say, 50%.

Oh, thank you, thank you.

Thank you, thank you.

You know, you very nice kept till this.

But what can we ever do to repay you?

We would just come into that, Tavares.

Now, here's what we had in mind.

Come in.

I'm pretty good.

I'm down to an article 59 paragraph, see a sub-paragraph B.

Oh, boy, this is gonna take me days.

Oh, boys, and I would like to help you.

Oh, that would be dishonest.

Sir, which mines are working as quietly as possible?

Do you see the boys when I take a little snooze?

Oh, oh, sure.

Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

I'll try and work as quiet as well.

Thank you very much, Sir, and have you squibbled?

We ought to set a picture of this to our draft board.

You complaining, boy, this set revolution back ten years.

All right, Tavares, down below into the amongst.

Now, listen, Thomas R.

Parker probably won't come snoopin' around, but if he

does, make sure that you're in the box and under the blank.

Let's go, Blake, check, sign, and I don't want to say anything about that.

Now, as I was saying, General Harkness, during this action,

our main task force will approach from the southeast.

At the same time, as our destroyers move in from the west, through sandpiper

passage, and the cover of their flanks, our PT boats will

land spread out and keep the enemy task force off balance.

And set them up for your air force bombers on Topoggy.

Between the two others, we should sting them good.

When did I approve 100%?

Well, that does it.

Now, before we shove off, let's all have a shot of jobs.

I just wondered, could I have non-fat milk?

I'm going to... What?

You duke, and you get down on it.

Yes, sir.

We'll get up all of these charts and take off at the party, and we'll meet you there.

Yes, sir.

That's what it looks like.

Sorry, you won't be here to meet my son Wilbur.

I'm really flying in from Honolulu today.

Oh, good.

Yes, he's a navigator.

First loop tenant in the air core.

You know, working his way up through the ranks.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Now he's a pilot, you boy, General Real?

She must.

Thing up tonight told you to take off her to pike,

and I get out of here and don't you say another way?

He is a fine-looking boy, General.

I said that, Admiral.

You can't out of here.

Got everything else?

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

My all right.

They will reserve.

Boy, this is a worst case of writer's crap I ever had.

Well,

I better get a hammer.

Can I help you, Pat Hassan?

Oh, hi, Fuji.

Yeah, see if you can get that thing, will you?

That's me, it's right.

I've been writing these regulations.

Fuji!

I've been Fuji.

What are you doing here?

Trying to get the pencil to lose.

Oh, thank you.

No, no, I mean, what are you doing here?

You're supposed to be back in the base.

Boy, if you ever get caught, are you in big trouble?

Boy, they show up after all.

All right, everybody, go kill.

I mean, keep cool.

Better hide.

Better hide.

Oh, hi, fellas.

You just pass and buy?

Yeah, you're not.

Well, here you go.

It's all clearly end of the dock.

Just keep up.

Better take your rope with you.

All right, touchdown off!

All right, I'll tie up.

There you go.

Oh, and some Parker or executive officer at the 73 reporting service.

Oh, boy.

Sorry about that.

I've been writing these darn regulations.

And the pencil got stuck in.

Captain Bingham is all going to drop by and make sure nobody's playing hooky.

Oh, well, now you just tell Captain Fuji that.

I mean, Binghamton, there's nothing to worry about here.

See, my boys are all down there, but I'll get a little sack type.

You know what they say, early to bed gets a worm.

They say, wait a minute.

They don't say that.

Say, you get a worm.

Hey, wait a minute.

Hey, listen, don't wake my boys up.

Boy, they're going to be grossy all day if you do.

I told you everything, sheepshot.

Ship.

It looks good, doesn't it?

Boy, Marines don't smile much, do you?

Oh, sorry, fellas, get you out.

When I look at them, I just little ashamed of yourself.

I told you they were done.

Don't stir us.

Excuse me.

Not just a minute.

Sorry to get you up, fellas.

We got them.

You got them up.

Take her.

Well, I'll tell us back to Betty by the only one at temporary things.

Betty, you might as well hold it.

You might as well have one eye to tell you to.

Get it?

Yeah.

Duh.

Duh.

You mean, uh.

Duh.

Duh.

Duh.

Duh.

Well, I add noise.

Add noise.

Yeah.

If you'd go on a sick call, like I told you this

morning said, uh, here, you better use my hanky.

How does a bunch of weirdos ever got in the Navy?

I'll never know.

We've got to change those recruiting posters.

Well, all six of them are here.

Let's get off this floating booby hatch.

Yeah.

Well, uh, go more boys in the same fair prepared list at a...

Get back to the horse, Montezuma.

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

So get in the skis.

Get in the skis.

Get in the skis.

Get in the skis.

Get in the skis.

Get in the skis.

Oh.

Mm.

Hey.

There's a leak in the gas tank.

You're a good guy, Porto.

You know, you save us from gossacks.

Don't come around, Porto!

No!

Yeah.

Uh, well, let's tell us, uh, don't you think

you better be getting back to your own boat?

We had a close one there.

Don't place it in the horse, well.

Oh, yeah.

Well, um, well, fellas, I hate to spoil your phone, but, you see, I don't drink.

Not on duty, anyway.

Well, it's a matter of fact, I don't drink off duty.

Oh, I take a little out of very wine once, Montezuma.

But normally, I don't... Good.

I don't want to drink the great American ski president.

What are you?

Some kind of trouble-like counter-evolutionary, maybe?

Oh, no.

No, no, I don't want any trouble.

No, it's a matter of fact, you see, I was a boy scout.

Yeah, we had an oath and everything.

And we were all doing our part to hold together, uh...

Well, we're all here, all I got some little, uh... Cheers, skis!

I mean, after all, it's a...

Say it?

Oh, Joseph, Stally!

Oh, Joseph!

Stop it!

Stop it!

Who is the last one?

Stally!

Er... The president draws a belt to Stally.

Oh, well, you see, I hardly know the man.

I mean, I've seen pictures of him, but if you'd have walked right on the boat

right now, I wouldn't... I mean, you know, I know he had the, uh... Stally!

It's just...

Mm!

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Water.

Water.

Shoo, boom, water!

Oh, water!

Shoo, water!

Oh, you want me?

I'm gonna get some water.

That's a nice president, Garter.

Oh, no!

I'm a mask!

All right, I sure hated to leave!

You must be following the president's shirt, and I'm gonna have it going on here!

Hey, what a winged it!

Mr. Parker!

Mr. Parker!

Parker's not here!

He's gone to town with Russians for movies!

What a town!

Look at what he's murdered!

He didn't even toss the heel heel!

Oh, brother, hey, you guys, something that is coming uniform?

I'll go find our instance!

Feeds me how they're beating us!

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, Mr. Parker.

Dude, we got it out of here, sir!

Come on.

Get out of here!

Where?

There's a window!

Don't try to stay in the middle of the fire!

Come on!

Bend over, please!

Mr. Parker!

All right.

Oh, it's your breath, man.

Let's get out of here.

Come on!

Oh, my God!

Let's get out of here!

Come on, baby!

Ah, baby!

Oh, my God!

What if the flag was wrong?

Can we have Coca-Cola?

Hey, you gotta sign in.

Oh, later, man, I gotta get this man out of handball.

He's named you in this common uniform.

They'll have the crib of the Pentagon and Binghamston gun for you.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'll put you in here.

Give me your arms.

Come here.

I want my shoes back down, Mr. Parker.

Hey, will you please lay down?

Well, wait a minute.

It's not my fault.

I'm please lay down.

Oh, oh, oh, you gym.

That wasn't me in there, man.

I'm gonna get some hair.

Come on, Mr. Parker, will you please come out?

Get in there.

It's a small room.

I'm gonna get a little rare.

I'm gonna give you a little shout, Mr. Warner.

Come on, let's stay there.

Don't move.

I'm gonna call home.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, it's busy.

Sit out.

I'm your thing.

What's the matter with your people out of here?

He's calling from a show.

He's calling for a show.

All right, me people, I've got no manners, no.

This, we gotta get out of here.

That's laid bottom.

Come on, come on!

Come on!

Thun me!

Come on, sir, the worry, has the right fallen queen!

You're talking about the part you're straight enough.

What do you think?

Stand up!

Stand up!

Are you on the floor?

Someone swipe my uniform.

I turned you into...

Russian.

Where is that attendant?

Oh, I turned it!

I turned it!

I turned it!

This body's still not beautiful.

I just get into it.

Somebody still wants to write them on the thing and something.

How to get here.

Now wait, I'm out, wait a minute.

We're in the store when I see a thief.

That's fine.

That's why you're away.

That's fine.

You don't want to go.

Now don't go fine, pardon me.

And I don't go smart.

I'm carrying gun here.

Well, that's my uniform.

I happen to have just her at Christ.

It's my uniform.

And I don't want to have a You're in the rest.

You're in the rest.

I'm in the rest.

I'm in the rest.

I'm in the rest.

My first time is... I'm going to go with everybody's power.

Right.

Sorry, my all.

Hey, hey, good.

Hey, nice to meet you.

Good pitch.

That's the first bite I ever begged.

After the salt mines with him.

Thank you, come back.

Come back, I think.

You're very nice.

It's better than you guys.

Good pitch.

Good pitch.

How?

Oh, there.

Taxi!

Taxi!

Go over here, Mr. Parker.

Come on.

I know it's... You wait right here.

I'm going to go get us a taxi.

Now, don't move.

Okay.

All I had is full.

Oh, boy, mine's full.

Captain, I'm back.

I picked up those maps, we left them.

Oh, sir.

Just look at you.

All fresh into... Not a drop of ink left.

Good, oh, sir.

I told you that they could take those ink stops out there.

Anyway, stop it.

When you were out goofing off, I was busy.

I was nabbing a Russian spy.

Oh, sir.

How about that?

Bocked them out of one blow.

Well... Not their mouth.

Oh, bravo, sir.

Bravo.

He's out there.

Oh, he's right.

He's in America.

I don't know an American one.

I see one.

I see one.

I see it.

I see one.

I'm fighting American boys.

We can watch.

What's that code?

What are you doing, you nitty?

Wait a tree.

There's a hero who, I'm terribly sorry, sir.

Oh, and you are a hero.

Sure, it will be an honor.

Just to walk in your shadow.

I know.

I don't get sickening about that.

I gotta get all the headquarters and tell

Hammerhead Heart that's about this spy business.

I gotta be a medal in this for me.

Oh, yes, sir.

Oh, sir.

You almost forgot this.

You wouldn't want to leave it.

No, I know.

That's not mine.

No, that's a matter of fact.

That's what I clobbered.

Oh, this is wrong.

But sir, it says Lieutenant Wilbur Harkness.

Isn't that the general son?

Yes, yes.

I get my code on it.

Why would you say a thing like that?

It's not the general son.

I mean, that was only two people in here.

I was in here.

And the Russian spy was in here.

There wasn't any general son in here.

There wasn't any Lieutenant Wilbur.

What is it, sir?

I don't know.

How was I?

I don't know.

Do you mean you look like a Russian spy in an Russian

thing with the Russian doll or the Russian everywhere?

Sir, sir, what are you trying to say, sir?

What the hell?

I did a demand, the man.

But I turned over to the Russian secret place.

Who?

Who?

Who you did?

I did.

Let me spread it around.

We'll get him back.

There's a way here.

Oh, no.

Go!

Christopher.

Christopher.

Christopher.

That's your captain speaking.

Just a matter there.

Did you see two NKVD officers carrying him in a Russian uniform?

No, sir.

But you haven't seen Mr. Parker have you?

Yes, sir.

Why would I see that ding bad?

He's back on the ship with the rest of your people.

No, it's rusty.

He's good.

I got too far with him.

Rusties.

Captain, I left Mr. Parker leaning right against this land post.

When I got back all I found was his hat.

That's not his hat.

That's not his hat.

Don't you know anything.

Sir, look, who it belongs to.

Most of them are on it.

That's it.

Lieutenant Wilbur.

I know it.

Does everything you touch of that boy's name on?

Oh, the poor boy.

He said somebody tried to swipe his uniform.

What did you do with the rest of the world?

What did you do with the rest of the world?

Sir, the reason, Mr. Parker, why did you do the moral lies?

I've got to find that boy for the ship in Siberia.

I'd like to see him.

How about they take him with that Russian tanker?

Oh, let's go.

How about the dock?

Sir, what about Mr. Parker?

I showed him later.

He'll with him.

Oh, come on.

That's the most dashingly thing I've ever heard of.

Changing uniform.

Sir, General Simon.

I don't have any change.

Sir, sir, no, the ship.

It's gone.

The ship.

How's your work?

All right, you bandits.

What did you do with the Russian ship?

You sold it, right?

The boat pulled out half an hour ago, Captain.

Right after two NKVD funds, Kerry, that was the officer aboard.

Sir, you must have been enough fight.

He was out-cooled.

I'm not the officer.

They've saying I'd will be.

Look, Captain, can we please go back and try to find Mr. Parker?

I don't know you don't.

I've really got you goons nailed this time.

Deserting your ship.

Impersonating Russian sailors.

Stealing air force officers' uniforms.

It's just a minute.

Excuse me, sir.

Excuse me, sir.

We're gonna jot this down, huh?

Good idea, all right.

We don't want to forget any of these goodies at the court march.

All right, so let's start from the beginning now.

Now, you mistook Lieutenant Wilbur Harkness for a Russian spy and knocked him out.

Then you turned him over to two NKVD agents.

And then that part of it.

I don't want that part.

Oh, don't worry, Captain.

I will wait to testify at the court, Marshall.

We'll tell them all the facts.

Right?

The whole truth and nothing but the truth.

On our honor.

What is with everybody, Captain Wilbur?

Are you testing the weather?

It's nice to hear what is with everybody.

I don't understand.

And you, you're the last one.

I would imagine that before heaven, six boys.

I mean, we've got to stick together with shipmates and shipmates.

Do stick together.

It's one for all and all for one.

Is that right, Elroy?

Oh, yes, sir.

We're just one big happy family.

I don't know.

I'm happy, Elroy.

That's me.

Okay, Dad.

Now, can we go round up, Mr. Parker?

Oh, now you want to go.

I can't even forget that, no, no.

Now, the important thing is that we get Wilbur off of that Russian ship, right?

Now, battle stations, lad.

Scoops, coop.

Come on and get him, Mr. Parker.

Come on, boy.

It's too much.

It's too much.

Hey, what a summerhead heart.

It's not one of us.

It's been whole.

You're still here, Beckhamton.

You should be halfway to Topagi by now.

Well, it would have been, gentlemen.

We ran it a little problem.

Shall I show my notes, sir?

Never mind your problems.

I have problems with my own.

My son's plane arrived over three hours ago.

I still haven't heard from him.

Oh, you should say, he's three hours and he hadn't.

Oh, well, what a shame, General.

Well, that's not your worry.

You just get to Topagi.

I'll shove off.

I thank your head dog, all hatches.

Engine full.

I wish I was dead.

All right, gentlemen.

I'll go and report in.

When I get back, we'll take off after that Russian ship.

Well, all right.

The important thing is, we don't carry.

This is no time to lose our answers.

No place in this situation.

Or any kind of hysteria.

I can't believe him.

Sergeant Vogel, I'm here to drive you to the edge of the house.

Oh, yeah.

How good.

He's going to drive us to the edge of the office, Elroy.

We've got to hurry, sir.

We've got to stop off of the airstrip.

Your liaison officer just flew in from Brisbane.

Well, you'll pick him up later.

I don't have time for our side trips.

All right, sir.

My orders are to rush to Lieutenant Harkness, the headquarters.

Harkness.

Wilbur Harkness.

You know him?

Yes.

No.

Yes.

He knows.

I don't know.

Captain, we can't keep Lieutenant Harkness waiting.

He's a VIP.

His dance is general.

I know.

I know.

We've got to go.

Yes.

Yes, sir.

You're right.

I'll sooner or later we've all got to go.

Jonathan must have gotten off already.

There has been operation.

Sir, now's a chance to get away.

Are you coward?

You're right.

This can't deserve an island around here.

Why does that thing start?

Lieutenant Harkness will have a shot.

Sir, look.

It's Parker.

Jonathan, what are you doing here?

And in that uniform.

Oh, hi, Captain.

Hi, Kirby.

Hey, what'd you guys do to the base?

How do you recognize?

Now, where do we do to the base?

Oh, there, measure.

I'll take him off your hands.

Good luck.

Boy, this guy must have really hung one on.

He's been a never-never-land since the MPs dumped him on the plane.

So on, Harkness.

It is never-never-land.

I've all had wine in just a loss.

They must think he's Lieutenant Harkness.

Lieutenant Harkness?

Sir, if they ever catch him in his Air Force uniform, we'll all be... I think we are.

Gentlemen, I'm Colonel Platt.

Come on to the base.

I'd Captain Binghamton.

Oh, nice.

I'm Lieutenant Carpenter, sir.

Actually, Lieutenant Harkness.

Yeah, not Lieutenant Harkness.

All right.

Hold on, hold on.

Just a second, Colonel.

Take off those bars.

Well, I will.

In a matter of fact, you have a jacket.

Okay, hold on.

You are now Captain Harkness.

Yes, sir.

Yeah, put the other one on your own, sir.

Congratulations, Captain.

Your promotion came through right after you left here.

Your dad is proud enough to pop his button.

Yes, I talked him on the scramble phone in Brisbane.

My dad's in Brisbane.

All in who's watching the hardware store.

Yes, who's watching him?

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

You do, man.

A general watching a hard mouse phone?

Yeah, it does seem a little incongruous, then.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, boy.

He's always with the jokes, sir.

Isn't that right, Wilbur?

Well, you have to excuse us, gentlemen.

Come along, Captain Wilbur.

Take you to your office, man.

There she is.

There's all paper.

Daddy, you should go.

Up you go.

There's that boy.

Up, gentlemen.

Drive on, Sergeant.

Oh, well, I found him.

I could just scream.

Me too, sir.

Just shut up.

I'll do all the screaming around here.

Who worked at Wilbur P?

Well, well, well, well.

You know as well as I do that.

I don't belong here.

Those secret police have made a terrible mistake.

So see, can the police make mistakes?

Oh, who's going to tell them?

Not me, movie.

I end up looking like this.

I look here.

The only one on this top that understands English.

Now, I want you to go up there and tell that,

Captain, that my dad is General Harness.

And if he doesn't let me off this ship, it could mean war.

How did he tell the Captain?

Old Bush, by them say you gung it off next time.

Next stop.

Next stop, why did you say so?

No.

Where's the next stop?

Vladivostok.

Vladivostok.

Don't let me off.

Let me off.

Don't let me off.

Don't let me off.

Oh, this have made a kensky not so much fun as pork.

Good.

Whoa.

You sure got a beautiful hangover, will the boy?

I hope she was worth it.

Oh, she, oh, no, no, I wasn't out with a girl.

I was a couple of the fellas.

A couple of the fellas.

You sure are a kid, are you sure?

I've heard all about you and the ladies.

You sly old dog you.

Come on, come on.

Come on.

Damn.

I've been trying to locate you.

Colonel Vyland is waiting in your office.

Oh, good.

All right, turn it.

Sergeant, this is Captain Harkness.

I knew I didn't.

You sure knew his office went in.

Yes, sir.

Good girl.

Well, we're out check with you later.

You'll be good.

And if you can't be good.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Hi.

Oh, a floor.

I've heard a lot about you.

Oh, you have.

Well, yeah.

Only you don't look a bit like what I expected, but... Who cares?

Oh, my.

This is going to be a swinging war.

Oh, well, look, if you're busy, I can come back any time.

You're the most.

Your office, Captain, is right this way.

Killer.

If you want me for some close order drill, I'm Sergeant Madge Collins.

Uh, serial number 38, 22, 36.

I'll notify you.

Small door.

But, as you were.

Bye-bye.

Captain, how are you?

Uh, yes.

Yes, I'll get it.

Just... Oh, you are a little smith reporting.

Oh, wait a minute.

Oh, what kind of salute was that?

Here's that phony engagement ring you gave my sister in Honolulu.

Oh, I mean, what do you mean?

Well, I...

She sent it to me after she found out she

was only number four on your engagement list.

You... You blew weird?

Well, now, wait a minute.

It's just that I have no time to shave.

Now, look, let's get something straight here.

I'm not engaged to anybody.

Oh, look, see, I need my size.

Oh, I'm just an ordinary old wolf.

I'm just the way it dances.

I hardly...

Don't try any of that boyish charm on me, Captain.

You may think you're heaven's gift to women.

But you don't turn me on.

Well, I wasn't trying to turn you on.

I don't even know where your handles are.

No, look.

I didn't want to be your secretary.

I am just following orders.

I joined the army to fight for my country.

Not my honor.

So, no funny business, Buster.

Oh, the name is Wilbur.

All right, see you.

Oh, nice beating you.

Oh, that's a sergeant.

Where is that, Captain?

Captain Hart.

He's in the adjunct officer.

Whoa!

Oh, all right, get your hands on that soldier.

Oh, Captain Hartless.

You're way here, now.

I think your eyes up.

I'm wearing enemy touts out here.

Parker.

Parker, what are you going out of there?

Have you been drinking again?

No, no.

It's a wax.

They're after me.

Oh, you got it.

Now, let's hear it for us.

Too late.

It's all ready to like that dang back.

A minute to let the colonel see you, you'll roll and everything.

Now, you're a captain.

I'm a dead doctor.

You'll roll and you do understand that.

You'll roll and you'll roll and you'll roll and you'll roll and you'll roll and

you'll roll and you'll roll and you'll roll and you'll roll and you'll roll.

Your sister, too.

Well, she may be by that.

I'm an only child.

For you, get me into this.

Your pig brainer.

Don't, oh, you're...

Your accident?

I was going to tell you about that when you got through joke to me.

Oh, this is terrible.

That's just why they'll get wise to you in two seconds.

It takes brains to handle a desk job.

Well, that's why I thought maybe you could give me some hints.

You know, I kept them finding out about you.

I mean... Oh, fine.

You see, it's very simple, really.

All I do is I'm very careful.

I'll never make a decision.

That way, they... Well, get shut up.

How do they get worse?

I've got bigger things on my mind.

I've got to get a clearance for the 73.

So we can go after that rush and ship.

Mr. Rek, they've just came from the CEO's office.

Sir, he wants you to initial it.

Oh, uh, initial it.

You mean, just a right seat, he on it.

CP.

What initials are those?

Oh, my... She meets up your age.

That's okay.

Yeah, all right.

Yeah, don't... Yeah.

Just want to save your pay attention.

Yes, he has too.

He's quite a prankster.

He's always... Hey, what are you signing?

What is it?

All personnel are restricted to the base until 0800 tomorrow.

A security alert.

Oh, he swish.

0800 tomorrow.

Oh, that's 8 a.m.

civilian time.

Oh, learn that.

Hey!

I mean, you can't go after Wilburton to the world.

His office is off.

Wilburton's getting further and further away.

And Wilburton's worth is getting closer and closer tonight.

Don't look at me.

I think I've got to cry.

Give me out.

Oh, my...

I wonder if Wilburton knows the trouble he's causing me.

Can you keep me heavy?

I won't let him go.

Don't be so unfortunate.

I'm not going to get a bus stop.

I'm not going to get a bus stop.

I'm not going to get a bus stop.

What's so terrible about Vladimir Stoch?

Mr. Deals, I've ever heard of him in my life.

Wilburton's on his way to Russia.

We're restricted to the base on top of it all.

Let's do it.

Let's go and get himself promoted.

That's accident, don't owe to you.

I'll ask you to do it.

Do it.

Are you less than me?

And you're less than me.

There's nothing that we can do in the morning.

You understand that?

So you'll go to your room and you'll stay there and you'll stay out of sight.

Do you hear me?

Yeah, I hear you.

I can hear you a lot better if you're like going my ear.

Captain Binghamton, sir.

Yeah.

Colonel Platt wants to see you and Lieutenant Carpenter in his office right away.

That's a bad man.

No, it's after business hours.

I tell you the man is pushy.

Pushy.

Well, you can say that again, sir.

Pushy.

Shut up.

Now you're listening.

You've got to go and find your way to your room all by yourself.

Don't you think you can pull that off?

Yeah, sure, sure.

I'll lie down it.

Now remember this.

It is barracks five, room nine.

Have you got that?

Oh, right.

I got it.

I also got a new rake.

Never mind.

You're going to have a lot of worse than that if you don't get going.

Now remember, it's...

What did I say?

It's barracks five, room nine, sir.

It's barracks five, room nine.

You got it?

Don't get lost.

Don't get lost.

No, that's five, nine.

I got it.

Oh, fuck.

You forgot this looped at night.

Go.

Five and nine.

Barracks five, room nine.

Barracks five, room nine.

Barracks five, room nine.

Barracks five, room nine.

See you Jim.

Follow the time.

Barracks nine, room five.

Barracks nine, room five.

Nice homey touch.

I feel

like it was named Japan.

Listen, if we're going to the movies, we'd better hurry.

Yeah, I wonder if hot lips are.

So be sure we haven't seen it yet.

Hands off, dad.

Hands off.

Because that honk of man is all mine.

Do you have any razor blades, Mac?

Come here!

Oh, my mother.

Oh, my god.

You get out of your car.

Tommy?

Captain Hans.

Oh, don't ever get away, girls.

Come on!

Oh, oh.

What do you want to write?

Oh, I think so.

Captain Hock.

Oh, my me.

Oh, boy, you know what?

Oh, now look, wait a minute.

I'll marry your sister.

Just don't hit me with a jeep again.

You should be ashamed of yourself running around without your clothes.

I'll never, I'll never, I'll never, I'll never, I'll never, I'll never, I'll never.

Hey, it's a girl.

You got to get me out of here fast.

Captain, I refuse to be a part of one of your wildest.

Hey, you have a decent...

Now look, as your edges, and I'm more than you to save my life.

All right, all I had for you.

Start your movers.

I'm from Africa.

That's what it's all about.

Oh, this will burn.

Well, you came along just in the nick of time.

You know that?

Captain, I happen to be on duty.

I have to deliver the flight reports to the control tower.

Oh, you're on the airport?

Well, that's great.

The further away I give you from those crazy girls, a better.

I'm going to start.

Can you get this back?

Oh, come down.

Oh, I need to be driving your getaway car.

But this is as far as it goes.

Oh, Captain.

Oh, I say it's kind of spooky out here, isn't it?

Well, it is.

It is.

Well, look, if you're afraid, maybe I'm going to come with you.

Besides, I've never seen you inside of control tower.

What's that?

Just your knee acting up against.

It's going to be all right, though, don't worry.

Listen, why don't you just put your arm around.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, here, puppy.

I'll get it.

I'll get it.

I'll get it.

We're hooked here.

I'll get it.

I think it's a button.

There we go.

There you go.

There you go.

Thank you.

Come here.

It's going to be all right.

You're all right.

Oh, my knee.

Oh, my knee.

Here, I'll get it again.

You had our shirt trouble.

No, you guys, you have your shirt trouble.

There you go.

Boy, I bet you never thought we'd make it.

Oh, wow.

Hi, Captain Smitty.

Here tomorrow's incoming flight reports, friend.

Yeah, sure.

Look, I'll go out and get a cup of coffee and leave you two alone to enjoy the view.

No, no, Frank, you're under slays.

Never let it be said the Frankie Tress, ever stood in the way of true romance.

Oh, no, wait a minute, wait a minute.

No, you've got it all wrong.

This isn't true romance.

No, you see, she ran over me with her jeans.

Oh, yeah?

Well, that's in the way of catching up.

Good luck, Captain.

Bye-bye.

You don't get it all wrong, Frank.

Well, you seem, I saw her look conscientious, Bella.

No, look what you've done.

He'll blad this all over the base.

You've ruined everything.

Hey, watch it with you.

Don't you know I'm still wounded?

Lounded.

How bit you ran in front of my Jeep on purpose.

You probably bribed Frank to leave us alone.

Oh, my, you do.

I get you set a trap and I feel for it.

But no, wait a minute.

I've never set a trap for you.

What kind of crack is that?

Oh, well, I mean, I mean, I don't look at you as a girl.

You see, you're just another GI.

Another GI.

Look, Buster.

I'm as much a woman as any other female.

What are those other wax that I haven't got?

Well, I've noticed.

You haven't noticed.

But I've got there's something wrong with you because I've got plenty to notice.

Well, if you haven't noticed, but I've got there's

something wrong with you because I've got plenty to notice.

What am I?

Some sort of a freak?

Oh, no, no, you're very nice.

Girl.

Nice girl.

I'll show you who's a nice girl.

I've never been kissed like that.

Me neither.

They're noisy, wasn't it?

Hey, you're always supposed to press these alert buttons in case of emergency.

Oh, wait a minute, you guys.

I'll hold it.

Back to your hangers.

Who are you just at?

Oh, my God.

Everybody back to your bones.

What in the place is it?

Oh, we have turned a war.

Oh, I couldn't just stick that hook in a gizzard.

You'll be the first guy.

We're stood in front of the face.

Why, we're listening to you.

Go, go, go, be a man.

We never should have had Parker go in there alone.

I bet he's ranting on us just to save his own skin.

Oh, I wouldn't put it past him, sir.

Well, that dang bad is not going to take me down the drain with him.

I'm going in there.

I'm going to tell a colonel everything.

I'm going to blab my head off.

I'm going to blab, blab, blab.

Do you realize what Harkness has done?

I hope you don't think that I'm implicated with Captain Harkness in any way,

because he really is Harkness is no longer a captain.

Well, I should think not, because he was on the ball.

And alerted this base to the surprise, Japanese air attack.

Our planes were able to intercept the invaders and score a major victory.

Japanese air attack.

A major victory, all right.

Meet my new executive officer.

Major Harkness.

As you were, smoke up, you got him.

Come on, already, with your sign, those papers.

I've got to go after you, Wilbur.

Kevin only knows what's happening with that poor boy.

Well, I'm just making sure that somebody didn't leave any smudges.

You know, neatness counts.

If I don't find Wilbur, we're going to have the neatest cells and leavenworth.

Now, look at Captain!

Oh, sir!

Sir, right, just came from the Operation Shack.

They said it at Roski Ship, or Pukuro Island.

That's about two hours from here.

Well, we're finally getting a break.

Come on, sign, sign, sign.

You're made, J-O-R.

You know what I always thought it was E-R?

Where are you, sign that thing?

E-R, you're...

Hark up in the... Sir, I'm going to take the 73 and go out after Wilbur.

You stay here, and you keep an eye on this menace, because if he opens his mouth,

we're dead.

Right, sir.

Come on, the captain's waiting.

Oh, you will, I blooded.

You need that?

We don't know.

You don't know!

Come on, I've got the best half.

I'm going to leave a boob, don't watch a boob.

There's only one thing for me to do.

You're going to have to go after Wilbur.

I'll stay here, and I'll keep an eye on Major Bird Brain.

Here's the orders.

I'll go ahead and put it up any slip-ups.

I'll put them more so you can depend on me.

One more crack out of you, and I'm going to give you a good lick.

Good morning, Major.

Good morning, Smitty.

Sir, the chief flight instructor just called.

He'll check you out in the link trainer.

Right after lunch.

Link trainer?

No, no, no, no.

The Major doesn't have time for any of that foolishness.

Oh, but sir, it's Colonel Platt's orders.

All newly assigned officers must take the test.

There are no exceptions.

A Colonel Platt's orders should... and he'll be there.

But don't you feel, I mean...

I know it will be terribly boring for an ace like you, Wilbur.

Me too.

But orders are orders.

Oh, watch it.

Tell her I sure for that link trainer.

Well, I get sick just going up in a ferris wheel.

Well, they've got to do this or the Colonel will get wise.

Come on, let's go bone up on that trainer, so

you don't make a complete ass out of yourself.

I want my mother.

I'd like to get my hands out of myself.

Wait a minute!

Oh, wait a minute!

Get that thing going here.

It's trying to keep it level.

All right, you ready?

Right, brother.

All right, that's enough for that.

Now, left, left, left, right.

Left, brother.

Oh, wait a minute.

Oh, right, right now.

Oh, wait a minute.

Bring your nose.

Bring your nose.

I sure know that nose is a ship.

Bring your ship up the trainer.

All right, all right, right now.

Down, down, that's our level.

Give it a little.

Give it a little.

Boy, be a lot easier if I can see what I was doing here.

I'm going to put the timer behind the top.

And put the top on right now.

That's the whole idea of this thing.

The simulates flying blind in the trainer.

Boy, sure.

There's a lot easier than drinking, though.

All right,

this is the baby they want ship at the beginning for repairs.

Let's get it out of here.

I know I wasn't through yet.

A minute.

Now, will you look what you did?

You see what you've done?

Now, you blew out of fuse.

Boy, can you hear me without a nightlight?

I'm going to put the top down.

You're not going to put the top down.

I told you you can't do it.

Here's a flash right down here.

Let's keep flying.

You need all the practice you can get.

This thing is getting heavier.

I'm getting weaker.

Hey, we hit something.

How can we hit something when we're not going anyplace?

You're just a lousy pilot.

Keep it, we're both trying to try it.

Try harder.

You're not keeping it level.

Turbulence.

I don't want to hear this.

You do all this day.

I can't read the instructions.

The thing I'm getting to hang of it.

Try it like a truck.

Hey, guys.

It's a spin.

Hey.

What's that flash?

I don't know.

Get off of me.

Probably the water if you're afraid.

Hey, it is water.

We're flying through a hurricane.

Can't you get it to your pea brain at this thing?

Can't fly.

We never left the building.

But still, I don't know that water.

There's coming from it.

There's water coming from us.

There's somebody must have rolled a roof back.

There's something.

I'll check into the thing I'm gonna do.

Now, take this.

Do you want him to find out we flew away without permission?

Oh, thanks, Jay.

He's going to fly.

Hey.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

My trainers can't fly.

I can't fly.

Don't you worry, sir.

As soon as we get your pumped out, you're going to be as good as new.

There you go.

General Harkness here has just flown in, and he is most anxious to see his son,

the Major.

As he didn't shop for his link trainer checkout, there's any might be over here.

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, General.

I didn't see him come in.

Let me check.

Thank you.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Hey, look.

Uh, of course, our general.

Yeah.

We don't see many of those around.

Uh... Hey, it's General Harkness.

General Harkness.

Get your own fox off.

What

is going on here?

Well, it's Captain Binghamton.

He's soaking wet.

What do you spell this time?

Link trainers can't fly.

Simple as hell.

Link trainers can't fly.

Dr. Dr. Satter!

Don't touch your man.

Don't you know your first name?

Oh, yes, sir.

Oh, General.

Don't happen to him.

I don't know.

Looks like he had one too many and fell off his boat.

Naval Reserve, you know.

Nurse, to give me a hand.

And slap torture.

Well, step out of step out of pick up his feet.

You must be one of the two nurses around here.

Oh, yes, very do.

Hey, Colonel, have you seen my son in the night?

No, sir, I haven't, but I'm looking forward to meeting you.

Excuse me, General.

Where the devil is Wilbur.

He has a concussion and he's in shock.

Nurse, let's give him a strong sedative about two CCs.

Oh.

Ceasey.

No!

There!

I'm the same way you're doing.

Oh, Ela, I was just going out to get some fresh air.

What kind of stupid nurses are they sending me these days?

Well, I don't have to take that.

There's come back here.

Oh, uh, sorry, no visitors.

Uh, just remember my hippocampus.

I was making a slight concussion and he'll recover.

Did you ever locate your son, sir?

No.

I can't wait around here any longer.

I'm doing a staff meeting on Kamakura.

Bad kidney.

Goodbye, doctor.

Goodbye, General.

I know Wilbur's going to be terribly disappointed that he missed you again, sir.

You know it almost seems as if that boy is hiding from me.

Aah!

What are you doing?

You're not going to slice me.

I don't just lie on it.

Just lie back, Captain.

Nobody's going to hurt you.

Just relax.

Not to need them.

Not to need them.

Here, nurse.

Give them the injection.

I don't want it.

I don't want it.

I don't want it.

No!

You gave it to me, you idiot.

You gave it to me.

Get them off of me.

Let's get out of here.

Oh!

Oh!

I'm going to just twist my neck off.

Get him out of here.

Get me.

Who are you?

How about you?

But boy, you're using all this stuff up.

Captain.

Captain, we got to come up.

Doctor, we're having some trouble up at the other end.

Oh!

What happened?

My goodness!

Well, I mean, he told me to give him a shot.

And I didn't know how.

I just, you know, like that.

And the next thing I know, he goes right down.

Just...

Yeah, just like that.

And so I have a... Hello?

Well, thank you, everybody.

What bum would you like?

We must have covered half the Pacific.

Oh, my goodness, for sure.

All right, all right, Billy.

That's right.

We have to refuel and go back and find Wilbur before it gets dark.

No, we don't have all this much chance.

Hey!

Hi, the boy!

Hey, you're up to sea!

Hey, what is it?

Everybody back in the boat.

What?

What?

Whoa!

The white coats are after them.

Get you the bloodhounds.

Oh, what happened?

Where's Billy?

My buddy, you wouldn't believe me.

Major Hargest.

T.O.

Want to report to operations on a double, he's holding a plane for you.

He is.

A plane.

What's up, Sarge?

Well, I would suspect that that's something to do with the war.

So he goes there?

Oh, sorry, just remember that.

I can't go now.

I can leave the room.

The colonel's waiting, sir.

And he is.

They're there, Captain.

Security, I'll have that nurse.

All right.

Tell you that's no nurse.

I was Major Hargest.

Major Hargest.

Yes, only she really is Major Hargest.

She's really in some pocket.

I said, I'm glad, glad, glad, glad, glad.

Please lie down, Captain.

You better have that head x-ray.

Yes, I don't want to lie down.

I don't want to get my hands on that parking.

You're going to play that x-ray.

Please, Captain.

You've had a concussion.

I'll have another one right now.

There he goes.

Come back here.

Your sassy, you'll come back here.

Oh, sniff that thing yourself, your quack.

Come on.

Did you want him to... Oh, Wilbur, thank heavens you're safe.

Huh?

Well, hey, it was a nurse from around here.

But, sir, with a hypo needle.

A nurse with a needle.

Oh, that's a disgrace.

Yeah.

It's a good thing your dad, the general, missed it.

But he was a little unhappy about having missed you.

So I got me a brainstorm.

I'm going to send you down to Comacora on the cargo run with Major Grady here.

You're going to send me to... I'm the car... Oh, not... No, wait a minute.

No, really.

Why, you see?

I wouldn't want to interfere with their work.

Oh, you wouldn't interfere at all, Major.

No, sir.

Matter of fact, you're going to work your way.

As our navigator.

Oh.

Well, if I...

navigator... I really don't think that... Come on, Wilbur.

It's a great idea.

It'll give you some flight time.

And it'll be a heck of a surprise for your dad.

Boy, how bad it would be.

Navigator.

Oh, it's right.

No, no.

I don't think we should, then.

You see, my dad didn't like surprises.

You should have seen him the time that I was born in the middle of the morning.

What was he sore?

Give me a whack right on the... Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

He's your R.R.

Ryan Wilbur.

And he's a riot beside him.

Maybe, really.

Out on the time I can warm that plane up.

Major actress, be right behind you.

Yeah, but you don't see him.

I don't think... Major Grady.

See you in a minute.

He's going to see me in a minute.

And we better.

Simon, let's see.

We can break out some flight gear.

Major actress.

Yeah, but I think that we... Oh, sorry.

Uh... Do you read horoscopes?

Yeah.

You don't... Well, mine said this morning.

Not to take any trips.

Definitely.

It was a... No.

Are you sure the nurse didn't get that to you with that hypo needle?

No.

No.

Oh, and besides.

You see, I just kind of wanted to stick around and wash out a few skibbies.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Well, but you've been flying the desk too long.

You get up there in the air, boy.

It'll give you your confidence back.

Yes, sir.

Here you go.

Yeah.

Ha-ha-ha.

Ha-ha-ha.

Ha-ha.

Ha-ha.

Well, I'm off to go into the white blue yacht.

I say, I tell you what.

Well, look, why don't we just stand up a singing telegram.

Ha-ha-ha.

I'm singing telegram, boy.

We're back.

Down there, so you can get that thing up in the air.

Close the door, you're letting the flies in.

Whew.

Parker!

Parker!

Parker!

Parker!

How you doing?

Parker, get off of this, buddy.

You're not going anywhere.

I can't.

I'm a navigator.

Navi.

You're the navigator.

Oh, I hate a smart-o-link.

It's time to move again.

And they forgot to tell us a faster seatbelt.

Oh, fasten your seatbelt for you.

All right, Parker, you dirty little dope view.

You're kind of steeped off.

You're like me, all the way back.

No, I'm not trying to speak off.

They're just taking me down to surprise Dad.

I don't care where it is.

I want to stick to you, like...

Dad?

Do you mean this plane is taking us to General Harkness?

Huh?

Oh, somebody after they got to hate me.

Yeah, I was a few of us down here.

I don't care too much for you.

I'll tell you that.

I'll shut up.

Just shut up.

Get me some parachutes and get out of here.

Come on.

Get out of here.

I'll throw it by sound.

Looks like a cloud cover moving in the head.

Yeah, I better buzz the major for bearing.

Pilot, the navigator.

Pilot, the navigator.

The answer, that's the answer.

Do you want to come back here and find out what's wrong?

Answer the page.

Hello, I've got things.

Sorry, wrong number.

Sorry, wrong number.

Sorry, wrong number.

Come on, Major, quit your clownie.

Hey, how about giving us our course, huh?

Don't just stand there.

He wants a course.

Get my course.

Major, what's our heading?

Hitting.

Hitting.

It's a zero.

Five.

Did you say zero, six, five?

Roger, over and...

It's a matter.

It doesn't know how to drive this thing.

I think I found the parachute.

What's that?

Boy, that's an odd-looking rip cord.

Don't you know how a pair of water wings when you see them?

Pilot, the navigator.

Pilot, the navigator.

Pilot, the navigator.

Pilot, the navigator.

Why don't you just stop and fly that thing?

Go ahead, pilot.

Your nickel.

Claws are really moving in, Major.

Better check our course.

Of course.

Well, on the course.

34B.

Yeah.

Did you say three, four, three?

Well, if that's what you heard, that's what I said.

You better get your hearing check, Major.

Pots are pulling me up.

That's an order.

Oh, how far?

I've got to step up this microphone bar.

Yes, sir, don't.

We're just back in the 73.

Changing course to 73, 73 degrees.

Okay.

How far can we get?

I'll get it over the other end.

I'll get it over there.

It's right.

It's right.

It won't work.

Hold on, it's back.

We've hit some turbulence.

Right now.

I know.

It's right on the corner.

Put it.

Put it under there.

Don't go up.

Don't have driver straight on that.

I don't care about this.

Hold on.

Put it in here.

It's right in the end.

Come on.

Come on.

The rope breaks.

We're soaked.

Keep your eye on the rope.

Got somebody honking at us?

Oh, no.

It can't be.

What do you see, Bill?

Neither I've lost my marbles.

Or there's a jeep out there trying to pass us.

It is a jeep.

Who the devil is driving it?

It's made your darkness.

And there's somebody with him.

How do you think about your tiger out there?

As well turn off the motor and save gas.

Oh, I mean, who's it always been?

I think the right front is low.

I'll check it.

Yes, you're right.

Yeah, check the right.

Get back at the jeep.

Keep your hands out of will.

Right?

The front is low.

I was right.

It's low.

I just found a station to have a check.

Well, we don't need gas.

I hate to do it.

You know, just pull in for it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm going to do gas.

Boom.

Don't just stand there.

Go get help.

Call me out of the club.

Safe.

You give me signals.

Good Lord, we're falling.

What is that down there?

What is this?

It's a Japanese fleet.

What a way to go.

What is this?

The Navy, too.

Those Japanese are going crazy down there.

I've never seen anything like it.

Bill, I can't raise the base.

Our radio's out.

Unless I tell it for Kamakura, this could be the bag of the year.

Damn.

Now, where could the Japanese fleet be hiding?

Tires excess of our military operation.

Depends upon our finding the hiding place of those Japanese battle wagons in.

Jumping to the hustle plan.

What is it, General?

Chief, coming in for a landing.

Well, here we are.

Here we are.

All right.

All right.

Sorry for our break, Steve.

I'll be on my stop being in like this.

Where do networks come from?

Well, how'd you get this off the ground?

We'll speak up, Binghamton.

What the thunder is this all about?

And who the devil are you?

I can't wait.

I can't wait.

I can't wait.

I can't wait.

I can't wait.

I can't wait.

Oh, thank you for the Japanese fleet.

You'll be quiet.

Tell us, sorry.

Did you say you found the Japanese fleet?

Where are they?

Where are they?

Where are they?

How about 200 miles north of here in America's streets?

Mark!

Mark!

Where are they?

Where are they?

Where are they?

How about 200 miles north of here in America's streets?

You can tell me.

I'd like to hear it again.

Hello.

Let's get me all bomber, come out.

Dad, I'm back.

It's me, Wilbur, your son.

Where have you been?

I'm partying up.

I'm busy.

Go take a bath.

Oh, no.

It's him.

Oh, you.

Be?

And not in the real heart?

Let's go.

Here, you can hold it.

Shoot.

Thank you, gentlemen.

Come on, Colonel.

We've got to get you ready for your meeting with the president.

That's my boy.

Why him?

Why that nut?

Oh, see, right, Lieutenant Colonel.

They're in the middle of honor.

I was there two.

You know, I didn't get something.

He was the navigator, sir.

And he did find the Japanese fleet.

Oh, shut up.

Who's side of you on anyway?

Oh, and...

Dad, you're going to let Parker get away with it?

Shouldn't he be quite marshal?

You can't caught Marshall and National Hero.

Come on, boy.

Why's up?

But Dad, he was wearing my uniform and my name.

I should be getting the honors.

You, while you were out drinking and chasing female, Parker was making history.

But Dad, I was calling me Dad.

I don't want it to get around.

Dad.

Daddy.

Daddy, Parker.

This is a great day for the Navy.

It's a nice day, I'll be back.

Excuse me, gentlemen.

Colonel, the newsreel people need a focus and

a voice level before the president arrives.

What do you mind?

Oh.

Fire and officer.

Sit down, Colonel, and say anything that comes to mind.

Sir, I don't understand.

Is Parker a civilian or not?

He's a civilian just for the day.

Yeah, go ahead and give him his discharge so he can re-enlist in the Navy.

We'll have that fat little idiot back on our hands tomorrow.

And when we do, I'm pretty sure the president's talking.

My friend.

And you are my friend.

I was your chief executive.

I'd just like to say...

I hate war.

Oh, no.

It's too noisy.

Down, follow.

You're in the way of my camera.

Just... They didn't make him present.

Not that not had Parker the press.

Oh, they've gone too far this time.

I've got to save the country.

Oh, I'm so my friend.

We're going.

He's not your friend.

I'm your friend.

No, it's your friend.

No second time.

Nobody asks me how I was about it.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Everybody asks me.