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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,151 (BIRD SCREECHES) 2 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:09,737 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 3 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,199 (BEE BUZZING) 4 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:18,829 (BIRD SONG IN DISTANCE) 5 00:03:24,038 --> 00:03:26,664 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 6 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:28,751 (HORNS HONKING) 7 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:33,649 (DOOR CREAKS) 8 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,700 (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES) 9 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,181 Hey! 10 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:08,392 Are you single? 11 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,811 I'm a matchmaker at Adore. 12 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,105 Please give me a call if you want to meet somebody. 13 00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:16,275 We have a lot of great matches for you. 14 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,110 Talk soon. 15 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:33,291 James, hi. 16 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:35,001 Thanks for calling me back. 17 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:38,004 Um, I just wanted to get some feedback on your first date 18 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,380 with my client Sophie. 19 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:41,132 I'm actually on my way to meet her right now... 20 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:43,217 but I had a quick chat with her this morning... 21 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:45,678 and the headline is, she had a great time 22 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,473 and would love to see you again. 23 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:51,684 Hello? James? 24 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:55,230 JAMES: Yeah, I'd like to be taken off the service. 25 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,232 May I ask why? 26 00:05:58,233 --> 00:05:59,984 JAMES: I thought you were going to set me up 27 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:02,862 with high-quality women. 28 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:06,741 I said: a fit woman in her 30s with a nice smile. 29 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:09,202 She's 40 and fat. 30 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:12,038 - She's 39. - 39 is not 30s, that's 40. 31 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:15,209 I would never swipe right on a woman like that. 32 00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:19,463 - I'm sorry you feel that way. - (LINE DISCONNECTS) 33 00:06:20,089 --> 00:06:21,173 (LINE BEEPS) 34 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:34,185 SOPHIE: I'm so happy. 35 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:36,604 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 36 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:38,564 You did it, Lucy. 37 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:42,860 When you said that he's 47 and only makes 150K a year... 38 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:47,282 I almost said no, but I'm really happy I trusted you. 39 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:49,784 I know it's only been one date 40 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:52,286 and I need to manage my expectations... 41 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:56,374 but this is probably the best first date I've ever had! 42 00:06:56,375 --> 00:07:00,086 Uh, Sophie, so I just got off the phone with him. 43 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,588 And he loved meeting you, 44 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,590 he had a great time... 45 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,300 But he doesn't feel like the chemistry 46 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:08,428 is there for him at this time. 47 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:10,472 So. 48 00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:14,143 Onward and upward. 49 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:17,896 He doesn't want a second date? 50 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,107 No. 51 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:24,485 He's balding. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 52 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:26,612 How fucking dare he? 53 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,197 LUCY: Dating is a risk. 54 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:32,243 You took a risk. It's brave. 55 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:34,955 SOPHIE: Why did you set me up with someone like that? 56 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,792 He checked a lot of our boxes... 57 00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:41,545 and you checked a lot of his. 58 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,672 So, onwards and upwards. 59 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:45,923 Let's talk about your next match. 60 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:47,675 I have an amazing guy for you. 61 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:50,344 His name is Mark, he's a doctor, 62 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,596 he's very handsome... 63 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:54,182 he has a full head of hair, he's 48. 64 00:07:54,183 --> 00:07:56,309 SOPHIE: That's almost 50. 65 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,768 He looks great for 48. 66 00:07:57,769 --> 00:08:00,813 He's very fit. He looks like he's 40. 67 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,441 - How tall? - 5'11". 68 00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:07,904 Is he actually 5'11" or is he actually 5'9" and is lying? 69 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:09,780 What's a couple of inches? 70 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:12,450 SOPHIE: I don't want to waste my time. 71 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:15,369 I am not asking for a miracle. 72 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:18,164 I'm just asking for the bare minimum. 73 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,708 I'm trying to settle. 74 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,627 LUCY: Sophie. 75 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:24,588 I know how it feels right now. 76 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:27,382 But I promise you... 77 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:31,929 you're going to marry the love of your life. 78 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,805 SOPHIE: I don't believe you. 79 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,016 That's okay. 80 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,477 I believe it. 81 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:41,688 (HORNS HONKING IN DISTANCE) 82 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,904 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 83 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:52,199 (ALL CHEERING) 84 00:08:57,996 --> 00:09:01,332 Girl of the hour! 85 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,000 Tonight, we're all gathered 86 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:06,462 to celebrate the most talented Lucy. 87 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:09,966 One hell of a matchmaker with razor-sharp instincts... 88 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:14,178 and an eagle eye for chemistry because this weekend... 89 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:18,891 her client Charlotte B. is getting married! 90 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,601 (ALL CHEERING) 91 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:24,106 Charlotte B. is marrying Peter C. 92 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:26,732 The Prince Charming 93 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:30,194 Lucy matched her with 20 months ago. 94 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:33,532 How many marriages are you responsible for now, Lucy? 95 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:35,574 Nine. 96 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,704 (CHANTING) Lucy! Lucy! Lucy! 97 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:42,748 Lucy, do a speech! 98 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:46,962 (CHANTING) Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! 99 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:55,721 Okay. 100 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:59,599 My speech is... 101 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,310 that if the girl asks for 102 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:03,978 a 6-foot-tall drink of water... 103 00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:07,398 in his 40s with a salary over 500 grand 104 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:10,401 and a... good hairline... 105 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:11,819 (ALL LAUGHING) 106 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,070 you deliver. 107 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,531 (ALL CHEERING) 108 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,825 How did it go with Sophie L. today? 109 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:20,412 It took our membership team an hour to get her to renew. 110 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,705 Hopeless. 111 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:25,166 I'm afraid there's not a single man in New York City 112 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,501 that'll date this girl. 113 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,128 What seems to be the issue? 114 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,797 That's the thing. There is nothing wrong with her. 115 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:35,009 She's okay attractive... 116 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:39,930 okay money, okay educated, okay personality. 117 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:43,309 There's just not a standout quality. 118 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,561 She's not competitive in the mainstream market... 119 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,813 and there is no niche market for her. 120 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,023 Exactly. 121 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:50,566 And if there's no specialty appeal... 122 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:53,110 then there's no place for her in any market. 123 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,779 That is tough. 124 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:57,948 And she's my favorite client right now. 125 00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:00,117 I mean, she's entitled like everyone, 126 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,328 but she's sweet... 127 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:06,916 and she's realistic, she's not crazy. 128 00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:08,627 She's a nice girl. 129 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,129 There's got to be a guy out there 130 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,298 who just wants a nice girl. 131 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,926 What about Mark P.? 132 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:17,802 He's okay. 133 00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:20,054 LUCY: I pitched him to her already. 134 00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:22,848 She's afraid he's not actually 5'11". 135 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,266 And I'm like, can we please not worry 136 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,559 about a couple inches right now? 137 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,395 Because you're about to die alone. 138 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:28,562 (CHUCKLES) 139 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,399 You know there's a surgery for that. 140 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,317 For dying alone? 141 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,070 For getting taller. 142 00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:37,988 Up to six inches. 143 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:40,366 You break your legs, and... 144 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:44,161 extend it, let the bone heal itself. 145 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,372 That's a game changer. 146 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,666 It costs like 200K. 147 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:52,671 Six inches can double a man's value in the market. 148 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,256 If you can afford it, 149 00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:57,134 it's definitely worth the investment. 150 00:11:57,843 --> 00:11:59,218 What's the saying? 151 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,847 "You're not ugly, you just don't have money." 152 00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:03,889 LUCY: Right. 153 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,434 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 154 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:08,437 Do you have a dress picked out for the wedding? 155 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,355 Yes. 156 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,940 Are you going alone? 157 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,108 Mm-hmm. 158 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:16,735 Lucy M.: The Eternal Bachelorette. 159 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,571 A voluntary celibate. 160 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,406 Do you want me to set you up with someone? 161 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,076 No, I'm gonna die alone. 162 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,911 Or get a rich husband. 163 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,580 Same thing. 164 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:28,623 (LUCY CHUCKLES) 165 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,721 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 166 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,182 HARRY: Hi, Charles. 167 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,100 Good to see you. (KISSES) 168 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,477 You look beautiful. 169 00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:52,272 Oh, my God, look how big they are. 170 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:53,899 Mom. 171 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,901 Congratulations. 172 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:03,867 Nice to see you. 173 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,329 You look beautiful. 174 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,081 Nice to see you again. 175 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,375 Hi, Henry. Hi. 176 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,503 PATRICIA: I have been saying to everyone 177 00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:17,588 that Peter and Char are my couple goals... 178 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,089 and I need to find my own Peter 179 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,674 and you're responsible? 180 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:23,677 Well, I'm how Charlotte and Peter met, okay? 181 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:24,970 But it's up to the client 182 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,347 to build a strong enough relationship... 183 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:27,640 that leads to marriage. 184 00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:28,974 But how did you know that 185 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,893 Peter would be the perfect guy for Char? 186 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,604 JAIME: Well, she can't tell, it's her industry secret. 187 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:36,690 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) There are no industry secrets. 188 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,776 We can always meet our life partner 189 00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:41,529 out in the wild or swiping on apps. 190 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:44,532 But the happy ending to a first date... 191 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,242 is not the second date. 192 00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,911 It's changing each other's diapers 193 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,664 and burying each other. 194 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,791 You're looking for a nursing home partner 195 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,126 and a grave buddy. 196 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:59,505 Who our partner is... 197 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,091 it determines our whole life... 198 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,134 and how we live. 199 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:07,389 Not for one, two, ten years, but... 200 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,516 forever. 201 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,726 Oh, my God. (CHUCKLES) 202 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:15,020 I need you so badly. 203 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,188 Yeah, I'm desperate. 204 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,565 Can I give you my card? 205 00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:19,024 Of course. 206 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,859 I'm going through a divorce, but once it's over... 207 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,112 I would really, really like to give you a call. 208 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,405 I'm so sorry to hear that. 209 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:26,741 Lucy. She needs you. 210 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:30,412 Excuse me. 211 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:39,004 (FOOTSTEPS THUMPING IN UNISON) 212 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,896 I just need five minutes alone with her. 213 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:03,778 (DOOR CLOSES) 214 00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:17,792 - Hi, Charlotte. - Hey, Lucy. 215 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,920 LUCY: How're you holding up? 216 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,381 Not good. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 217 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,258 What's going on? 218 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,552 (CHARLOTTE SNIFFLES) 219 00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:30,639 What's going on... 220 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:35,309 is that I am a modern woman. 221 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,145 Like, I could've been anything. 222 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,438 Anything. 223 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,317 But I chose to become... 224 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,070 a bride. 225 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,323 I chose this. 226 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,034 It's not like I'm getting married 227 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,535 because I need to forge a... 228 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:56,747 relationship between two kingdoms. 229 00:15:56,748 --> 00:16:00,167 It's not like my family needs a cow. (LAUGHS) 230 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:03,338 I chose this. I chose to marry a man. 231 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:04,963 LUCY: Charlotte. 232 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,258 Marriage is a business deal. 233 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:10,135 And it always has been 234 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,722 since the very first time two people did it. 235 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:18,310 You can always walk away if the deal isn't good. 236 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,646 And as the person who introduced you to Peter, 237 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,149 I will walk right out of here with you. 238 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,778 So tell me: do you not want to get married today? 239 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,780 I have to. 240 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:32,282 - LUCY: Why? - Bec... (SCOFFS) 241 00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:36,912 My parents spent so much money on this wedding. 242 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,539 We spent hundreds of thousands of dollars... 243 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:39,665 on this wedding just so that 244 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,835 I could feel like a fucking woman. 245 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,169 LUCY: Why do you really, 246 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,548 in the darkest, ugliest part of yourself, 247 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,341 want to marry Peter? 248 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,384 (CHARLOTTE SIGHS) 249 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,720 And I promise you... 250 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,680 I have heard every reason 251 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,641 why a person wants to get married to someone. 252 00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:03,063 And none of them are shocking or wrong or crazy to me. 253 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,608 It will be a secret between you and me. 254 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,447 You promise it'll be a secret? 255 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,532 LUCY: I promise. 256 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:17,661 You cannot tell anyone. 257 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:21,166 Not a soul. It is so awful. 258 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,879 LUCY: I will take it to my grave. 259 00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:45,482 He makes my sister jealous. 260 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,526 She's never said that, but I know it's true. 261 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,570 She thinks he's better than her husband. 262 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,238 She thinks he's... 263 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:56,493 got a better job, that he's better-looking. 264 00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,287 Taller. 265 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,290 And... 266 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:07,086 that makes me feel... 267 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,630 (SNIFFLES) 268 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,299 ...like I've won. 269 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:14,886 (SOBBING) 270 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,266 So this is about value. 271 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,564 Peter makes you feel valuable. 272 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,194 (CHUCKLES) 273 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,947 Yeah, he does. 274 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,574 He really does. 275 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,537 Does that make you want to marry him? 276 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,206 (CHUCKLES) 277 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,253 (CHUCKLES, SNIFFLES) 278 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,671 (APPLAUSE) 279 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:52,841 (ALL CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 280 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,852 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 281 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,587 Hey. 282 00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:32,880 I'm Harry. 283 00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:33,923 Lucy. 284 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,259 You're the matchmaker. 285 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,303 You're the brother. 286 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,847 What are you doing at the singles table? 287 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:45,058 My mother wants me to marry. 288 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:46,643 I can help you with that. 289 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,687 I saw you recruiting earlier. 290 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,565 A wedding like this must be a gold mine. 291 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:54,568 There's a lot of opportunity here for our company. 292 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:56,028 Your sales pitch is perfect 293 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,322 because you make it feel like it's their idea. 294 00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,032 It's not like you're telling people they need you, 295 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,075 nobody wants to hear that. 296 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,285 If they need you, 297 00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:04,954 then something is wrong with them. 298 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,414 Instead... 299 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,166 you're saying: "You could do this on your own 300 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,836 "but if you're lucky enough to be able to afford me, 301 00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:14,672 "why not?" 302 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,258 You're a luxury good. 303 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,135 Then they really do feel like they need you... 304 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:23,180 just like they need every other luxury in their lives. 305 00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:25,057 Once you get your first $400 haircut, 306 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,435 you can't go back to Supercuts, can you? 307 00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:29,811 It's easy. 308 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,814 No. You're just really good. 309 00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:36,277 What's it like? 310 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,445 What's what like? 311 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:39,948 Being a matchmaker. 312 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,242 It's like working at the morgue, 313 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,745 or an insurance company. 314 00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,248 (CHUCKLES) In what way? 315 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:55,420 6'2", 5'6". Skinny, fit, fat. 316 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,964 White, Black, Asian. 317 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,924 - Doctor, lawyer, banker. - (CHUCKLES) 318 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,927 100 grand, 200 grand, 300 grand. 319 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,221 Smoker, non-smoker. 320 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,556 But you must know a lot about love. 321 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:07,892 I know about dating. 322 00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:10,061 What's the difference? 323 00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:15,399 Dating takes a lot of effort. 324 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,484 A lot of trial and error. 325 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:20,113 A ton of risk and pain. 326 00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,450 Love is easy. 327 00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,369 Is it? 328 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:30,248 I find it to be the most difficult thing in the world. 329 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:33,751 That's because we can't help it. 330 00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:37,839 It just walks into our lives sometimes. 331 00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:41,508 Are you hitting on me? 332 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,510 - Definitely not. - (CHUCKLES) 333 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,303 But I do think that you would be 334 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,015 a great match for a lot of our clients. 335 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:50,809 We need more straight men in New York City. 336 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,603 You look about six feet tall. How much money do you make? 337 00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,522 Just straight up like that? 338 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:59,693 I make 80 grand a year before taxes. 339 00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:01,737 Do you make more or less than that? 340 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:02,739 More. 341 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:06,241 I know. 342 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,493 Finance, right? 343 00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:11,581 Private equity. 344 00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:14,624 Do you want a drink? 345 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:17,002 - Sure. - What do you want? 346 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,838 - Coke and beer. - (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 347 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:21,924 (THUDS) 348 00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,304 Hey, buddy. 349 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,431 Hi, John. 350 00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:42,652 Working now, obviously, but talk after dinner service? 351 00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:43,737 Yeah. 352 00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:44,781 Okay. 353 00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:50,911 HARRY'S FATHER: Love is the last religion... 354 00:22:50,912 --> 00:22:56,875 the last country, the last surviving ideology. 355 00:22:56,876 --> 00:23:00,463 So what else really is there to believe in? 356 00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:05,175 When you get lost... 357 00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:08,054 and I know you'll be lost at times... 358 00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:10,098 it's life. 359 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,476 When you're lost... 360 00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,270 the answer is simple. 361 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:19,732 Just go where love is. 362 00:23:21,526 --> 00:23:24,153 Just go where love is. 363 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,406 (APPLAUSE) 364 00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:33,913 ALL: ♪ Touching hands ♪ 365 00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:38,042 ♪ Reaching out ♪ 366 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:45,424 ♪ Touching me, touching you ♪ 367 00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:49,427 ♪ Sweet Caroline ♪ 368 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,096 ♪ Bah, bah, bah ♪ 369 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:54,474 ♪ Good times never seemed so good ♪ 370 00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:57,687 ♪ So good! So good! So good! ♪ 371 00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:00,439 (HORNS, SIRENS IN DISTANCE) 372 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:13,160 Hi. 373 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,203 Hey. 374 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,813 So, what made them perfect for each other? 375 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:45,443 LUCY: Similar economic background. 376 00:24:46,444 --> 00:24:48,445 Politically aligned. 377 00:24:48,446 --> 00:24:51,282 Well-matched in their attractiveness. 378 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,701 Similar upbringing. 379 00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:56,328 Similar upbringing? 380 00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:58,830 They both come from big happy families. 381 00:24:58,831 --> 00:24:59,998 (SCOFFS) 382 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,918 "Big happy families." 383 00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:03,461 Yes. 384 00:25:04,378 --> 00:25:06,047 I'll believe it when I see it. 385 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:10,050 The perception of a "big happy family"... 386 00:25:10,051 --> 00:25:13,262 is all you need to have a "big happy family." 387 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:17,016 That's all it takes to be soulmates? 388 00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:19,685 Basically. 389 00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:24,981 Poor... 390 00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:26,525 voted for Bernie... 391 00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:28,569 shitty family. 392 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:30,988 Are we soulmates? 393 00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:33,491 Probably. 394 00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:46,044 How's acting going? 395 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:48,172 How does it look like it's going? 396 00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:50,924 Sorry. 397 00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:54,052 No, don't be, I'm just being a dick. 398 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:57,597 I'm giving you a hard time because I'm embarrassed. 399 00:25:57,598 --> 00:25:59,057 LUCY: What are you embarrassed about? 400 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:00,601 Having a job? 401 00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:04,105 I'm in a play. 402 00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:07,274 - Yeah? - Yeah. 403 00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:09,192 It's not for a while. 404 00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:11,695 I'm just doing jobs like this to try and save some cash... 405 00:26:11,696 --> 00:26:13,406 before rehearsal starts. 406 00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:28,337 Definitely didn't expect to run into you tonight. 407 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:34,760 I missed you. 408 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:37,929 JOHN: Yeah. 409 00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:40,308 You don't even remember my face. 410 00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:57,449 LUCY: Got it. 411 00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:59,243 (CHUCKLES) Your turn. 412 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:12,673 You seeing anyone? 413 00:27:17,011 --> 00:27:19,263 You saw me at the singles table. 414 00:27:42,453 --> 00:27:44,829 (VEHICLE PASSING BY) 415 00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,248 I missed you too. 416 00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:52,421 (SIGHS) 417 00:27:58,302 --> 00:28:02,014 Can I give you a ride home after I'm done finishing up? 418 00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:04,141 I have my car here. 419 00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:08,228 Yeah. 420 00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:09,814 We should catch up. 421 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:18,572 (SLOW DOO-WOP MUSIC PLAYING) 422 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:42,638 Mommy, mommy. 423 00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:48,560 Giving me your number? 424 00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:50,061 Recruitment. 425 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,271 Worked for your brother, 426 00:28:51,272 --> 00:28:53,023 so I think it will work for you. 427 00:28:54,859 --> 00:28:56,944 I'll call you if you dance with me. 428 00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:10,249 I'm going to call you. 429 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,543 But not to hire you. 430 00:29:14,628 --> 00:29:17,464 I'm probably not someone you want to date. 431 00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:18,798 Why not? 432 00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:22,136 Because the next person I date, I'm gonna marry. 433 00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,138 So what kind of a person 434 00:29:25,139 --> 00:29:27,974 does a matchmaker want to marry? 435 00:29:27,975 --> 00:29:32,729 Well, my non-negotiables are that they're rich. 436 00:29:32,730 --> 00:29:37,609 My nice-to-have is that they're mind-numbingly... 437 00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:39,403 absurdly... 438 00:29:40,237 --> 00:29:41,739 achingly... 439 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,365 rich. 440 00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:48,203 - Are you hitting on me? - (LUCY LAUGHS) 441 00:29:48,204 --> 00:29:49,747 (HARRY CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 442 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,000 (SLOW DOO-WOP MUSIC CONTINUING) 443 00:30:04,887 --> 00:30:06,388 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 444 00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:10,517 We have the penthouse at the Ritz 445 00:30:10,518 --> 00:30:12,436 for the afterparty, if you want to come. 446 00:30:13,187 --> 00:30:15,563 Maybe next time. 447 00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:17,858 Can my driver drop you somewhere? 448 00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:19,944 I have a ride. 449 00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:31,580 (PUNK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 450 00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:33,958 Remember this one? 451 00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:37,294 Yep. 452 00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:47,136 You still live in the same place? 453 00:30:47,137 --> 00:30:48,179 JOHN: Yep. 454 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,931 Rent's still $850. 455 00:30:49,932 --> 00:30:51,849 No fucking way. 456 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,269 It's falling apart. 457 00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:55,604 I never get hot water. 458 00:30:57,106 --> 00:30:58,983 LUCY: How are your roommates? 459 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,527 David moved in with his fiancee... 460 00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:04,904 and I think Logan is developing 461 00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:06,364 a drinking problem. 462 00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:07,949 LUCY: David is engaged? 463 00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:09,242 Yeah. 464 00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:10,868 LUCY: To the TikTok girl? 465 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,078 Yep. 466 00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:14,373 She does OnlyFans now too. 467 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:17,041 Good for him. 468 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,585 JOHN: Is it? 469 00:31:18,586 --> 00:31:22,380 He's a 5'7" depressed novelist who's never been published. 470 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:23,841 He couldn't do better. 471 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,390 It's that simple, huh? 472 00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:34,476 It's just math. 473 00:31:39,148 --> 00:31:40,608 What are you thinking about? 474 00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:44,403 It smells the same. 475 00:31:45,321 --> 00:31:46,697 JOHN: What, my car? 476 00:31:48,616 --> 00:31:49,658 Mm-hmm. 477 00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:55,788 - Look, there! - I'm not going to pay $25 478 00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:57,790 to park this piece of shit for an hour. 479 00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:59,292 That's the cheapest we'll ever get. 480 00:31:59,293 --> 00:32:01,044 We'll find street parking on the next block. 481 00:32:01,045 --> 00:32:03,046 John, it's been 20 minutes. I'll just pay for it. 482 00:32:03,047 --> 00:32:04,464 You're not paying. 483 00:32:04,465 --> 00:32:05,965 - We're going to have to... - These fucking people... 484 00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:07,258 forfeit the reservation 485 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,760 if we're more than 15 minutes late 486 00:32:08,761 --> 00:32:10,053 and then they charge us a cancellation fee of 487 00:32:10,054 --> 00:32:11,137 $25 per person. 488 00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:12,597 Wait, are you fucking serious? 489 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:13,806 I told you this like 10 times. 490 00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:15,224 That's extortion. Why would you make 491 00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:16,559 a reservation at such a criminal place? 492 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:17,560 We agreed to go to nice restaurants 493 00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:19,228 on our anniversary. 494 00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:20,938 Oh, there's no "nice" places in New York City that won't... 495 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,607 charge you 50 bucks if you're a couple minutes late? 496 00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:24,067 Why did we even bring the car? 497 00:32:24,068 --> 00:32:26,277 Yes, it's my fault, my rehearsal ran long. 498 00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:27,862 - You made your point. - We could've called a car. 499 00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:29,947 So we could spend $50 to get into the city... 500 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,574 and then another $200 at the restaurant? 501 00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:34,327 Why do you have a car if you can't pay for it, John? 502 00:32:34,328 --> 00:32:35,828 Look, right there. 503 00:32:35,829 --> 00:32:38,498 $20 for 40 minutes? What the fuck is this math? 504 00:32:38,499 --> 00:32:40,083 I don't want to fight about money 505 00:32:40,084 --> 00:32:42,001 with my boyfriend on our anniversary. 506 00:32:42,002 --> 00:32:43,336 It makes me feel like my parents. 507 00:32:43,337 --> 00:32:44,796 JOHN: I'm sorry, okay? 508 00:32:44,797 --> 00:32:46,839 We'll park at the next garage we see. 509 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,049 What are you doing? 510 00:32:48,050 --> 00:32:49,425 Lucy. 511 00:32:49,426 --> 00:32:50,552 Where the fuck are you going? 512 00:32:51,762 --> 00:32:54,013 Hey, I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry. 513 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:58,226 I don't have any money, and I forgot. 514 00:32:58,227 --> 00:33:01,145 What? What did you forget? That you love me? 515 00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:03,356 Will you please get back in the car? Please? 516 00:33:03,357 --> 00:33:05,983 I don't want to hate you because you're poor... 517 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:08,986 but right now I do, and it makes me hate myself. 518 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:12,532 Do you know how hard it is to make you happy? 519 00:33:12,533 --> 00:33:15,952 And I want you to be happy. I'm trying. I really am. 520 00:33:15,953 --> 00:33:19,455 I know. And it's almost enough to make me happy. 521 00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:20,957 (HORNS BLARING) 522 00:33:20,958 --> 00:33:24,961 I wish that I didn't care if we ate from a halal cart... 523 00:33:24,962 --> 00:33:27,964 on our five-year anniversary, but I do. 524 00:33:27,965 --> 00:33:32,593 And however much you hate me, I promise, I hate myself more. 525 00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:33,720 I don't hate you. 526 00:33:33,721 --> 00:33:34,722 You do. 527 00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:38,100 And it's not because we're not in love. 528 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,019 It's because we're broke. 529 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:44,898 (ENGINE IDLING LOUDLY) 530 00:33:48,444 --> 00:33:50,571 (ENGINE SCREECHES) 531 00:34:05,711 --> 00:34:06,712 (DOOR OPENS) 532 00:34:10,799 --> 00:34:11,884 (DOOR CLOSES) 533 00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:17,723 You want to come up? 534 00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:24,688 Yes. 535 00:34:27,191 --> 00:34:28,275 But I shouldn't. 536 00:34:33,614 --> 00:34:34,948 Thanks for the ride. 537 00:34:37,618 --> 00:34:38,660 JOHN: Anytime. 538 00:34:43,791 --> 00:34:45,751 Invite me to your play. 539 00:34:46,502 --> 00:34:47,544 I will. 540 00:34:51,173 --> 00:34:52,257 (DOOR CREAKS) 541 00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:55,385 (ENGINE STARTS, SCREECHING) 542 00:35:05,062 --> 00:35:06,437 I'm just giving you feedback 543 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:07,939 so you can improve your performance... 544 00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:09,565 and I can start getting better matches. 545 00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:11,651 I want to meet someone who is a combination of all 546 00:35:11,652 --> 00:35:14,487 the different awesome parts of the last four matches. 547 00:35:14,488 --> 00:35:17,114 Sophie's job and education level, 548 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,826 Emily's body and lifestyle, 549 00:35:19,827 --> 00:35:22,995 Piper's face and sense of style... 550 00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:27,124 and Jane's hobbies and taste in TV shows. 551 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:30,670 Easy, since I'm Dr. Frankenstein. 552 00:35:30,671 --> 00:35:31,713 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 553 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:35,132 I'm turning 48 in a few months 554 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:38,261 and I think I need to meet someone more grown. 555 00:35:38,262 --> 00:35:39,595 Someone I can talk to, 556 00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:42,765 just a proper woman who knows good music... 557 00:35:42,766 --> 00:35:46,394 has seen old movies, things like that. 558 00:35:46,395 --> 00:35:49,313 My last couple girlfriends were 21 and 24... 559 00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:52,441 and they were honestly kind of immature. 560 00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:54,610 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I can imagine it might be 561 00:35:54,611 --> 00:35:58,739 a little hard to relate to girls born in the 2000s. 562 00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:00,867 I have a really special client, 563 00:36:00,868 --> 00:36:02,326 her name is Sophie... 564 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:05,122 she's a highly accomplished lawyer, she's 39. 565 00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:07,583 Um... 566 00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:12,295 I wasn't really thinking 30s. 567 00:36:12,296 --> 00:36:13,588 LUCY: So when you said older... 568 00:36:13,589 --> 00:36:15,632 I meant more like 27, 28. 569 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,466 LUCY: Ah. 570 00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:19,343 It gets really intense and complicated 571 00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:20,386 with women in their 30s. 572 00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:22,305 They have really high expectations 573 00:36:22,306 --> 00:36:24,348 and they tend to rush things because I guess, 574 00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:26,560 their biological clock's ticking. 575 00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:31,147 I have another really beautiful client, she's 31-- 576 00:36:31,148 --> 00:36:32,107 Uh. 577 00:36:33,442 --> 00:36:34,901 No. 578 00:36:34,902 --> 00:36:37,613 Someone... 27. 579 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:40,573 Even 29 is pushing it. 580 00:36:40,574 --> 00:36:42,199 Trust me-- it's the best thing for everyone. 581 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,826 I genuinely get along much better 582 00:36:43,827 --> 00:36:45,037 with girls in their 20s. 583 00:36:46,788 --> 00:36:49,707 I don't care what she's like or how she lives... 584 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,293 I just care that she's my type physically. 585 00:36:52,294 --> 00:36:54,503 LUCY: What's your type physically? 586 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:55,464 Fit. 587 00:36:56,173 --> 00:36:57,257 LUCY: Just fit? 588 00:36:58,008 --> 00:37:00,344 Fit. Nothing over 20 BMI. 589 00:37:01,053 --> 00:37:02,304 Okay. 590 00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:08,935 Thank you for agreeing to come on a date with me. 591 00:37:08,936 --> 00:37:10,186 LUCY: Well, I only said yes to this 592 00:37:10,187 --> 00:37:11,562 so you'd realize you're wrong... 593 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:13,105 and you're not actually interested in me. 594 00:37:13,106 --> 00:37:15,274 HARRY: My instincts are usually right. 595 00:37:15,275 --> 00:37:16,609 You think that you're more right 596 00:37:16,610 --> 00:37:18,194 about this than a professional? 597 00:37:18,195 --> 00:37:21,280 Oh, sure, you're the expert, but I trust my gut. 598 00:37:21,281 --> 00:37:24,492 LUCY: Okay. We'll see. 599 00:37:24,493 --> 00:37:26,244 You look really good today. 600 00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:32,375 Thanks. 601 00:37:32,376 --> 00:37:34,460 LUCY: How many drinks per week? 602 00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:39,674 Depends, but like, 8? 10? Work makes it hard not to. 603 00:37:39,675 --> 00:37:41,843 - Do you do drugs? - Never. 604 00:37:43,387 --> 00:37:45,304 I do pot at parties. 605 00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:46,597 Me too. 606 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,308 So not never. 607 00:37:49,351 --> 00:37:51,227 Hmm. 608 00:37:51,228 --> 00:37:53,563 What do you think is your best physical feature? 609 00:37:55,232 --> 00:37:56,525 My eyes aren't bad. 610 00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:07,827 How did you end up doing what you do? 611 00:38:07,828 --> 00:38:09,912 Both my parents work in finance... 612 00:38:09,913 --> 00:38:11,122 and so does my brother, 613 00:38:11,123 --> 00:38:12,665 so I just kind of ended up doing it. 614 00:38:12,666 --> 00:38:14,418 And we all work for the firm my mother started. 615 00:38:16,169 --> 00:38:19,171 - It's a family business. - Yeah, it's boring. 616 00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:20,339 Mm. 617 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:22,175 How did you get into doing what you do? 618 00:38:24,553 --> 00:38:28,681 It was the... first and (CHUCKLES) only thing 619 00:38:28,682 --> 00:38:29,891 I was really good at. 620 00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:33,352 HARRY: What else do you want to know about me? 621 00:38:33,353 --> 00:38:34,854 I bet your parents never raised 622 00:38:34,855 --> 00:38:36,440 their voices at each other. 623 00:38:37,441 --> 00:38:38,774 I think almost never. 624 00:38:38,775 --> 00:38:40,569 Maybe they were secretly fighting. 625 00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:44,114 Did they ever fight about money? 626 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:45,991 No. 627 00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:48,035 Makes sense. 628 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:51,872 I think we emulate the way our parents fight. 629 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:53,831 Hmm. 630 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:55,207 I see couples fighting in the middle of the street 631 00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:56,959 in New York and I don't get it. 632 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,463 Aren't they embarrassed to do that in front of people? 633 00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:04,092 I'm the type to fight in the middle of the street. 634 00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:07,470 - Yeah? - Yeah. 635 00:39:07,471 --> 00:39:08,680 Have you ever done that? 636 00:39:10,891 --> 00:39:13,184 - Never. - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 637 00:39:13,185 --> 00:39:14,685 SOPHIE: Do you think he will like me? 638 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,270 I think you will really like him. 639 00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:19,065 - Are you sure? - Stay open-minded. (LAUGHS) 640 00:39:19,066 --> 00:39:21,192 - I'm so nervous. - All right. 641 00:39:21,193 --> 00:39:22,401 Okay, text me after 642 00:39:22,402 --> 00:39:23,861 - and I'll call you tomorrow. - Okay. 643 00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:25,529 - Okay, talk soon, Sophie. Bye. - Bye. 644 00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:26,864 - Hi. - Hi. 645 00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:28,700 - Wow. Thank you. - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 646 00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:30,494 You're welcome. 647 00:39:32,204 --> 00:39:33,579 You okay? 648 00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:36,123 Yes. My client is going on a date right now too. 649 00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:37,291 You seem nervous. 650 00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:38,834 I really want her to like this guy. 651 00:39:38,835 --> 00:39:40,669 She's had, like, 10 bad dates in a row 652 00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:42,213 and I just need to deliver. 653 00:39:42,214 --> 00:39:43,589 Are you feeling guilty that 654 00:39:43,590 --> 00:39:45,383 you're about to go on a good date? 655 00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:48,177 (LUCY CHUCKLES) 656 00:39:48,178 --> 00:39:50,554 (FAINT INDISTINCT CHATTER) 657 00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:52,014 LUCY: I don't know if I like you 658 00:39:52,015 --> 00:39:54,683 or if I just like the places you take me to. 659 00:39:54,684 --> 00:39:55,893 You like me? 660 00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:58,020 When did that happen? 661 00:39:58,021 --> 00:40:00,523 I think when I saw the way you pick up the bill. 662 00:40:00,524 --> 00:40:01,774 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 663 00:40:01,775 --> 00:40:03,526 HARRY: I do it really well, don't I? 664 00:40:03,527 --> 00:40:05,027 You do. 665 00:40:05,028 --> 00:40:07,322 Just one swift motion. 666 00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:11,450 No hesitation. No fear. 667 00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:14,246 HARRY: Well, I can afford it, so why would I be scared? 668 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:17,414 You're investing a lot in me, huh? 669 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:20,918 I just want our dates to be romantic. 670 00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:24,548 How expensive a meal is makes the date romantic? 671 00:40:25,257 --> 00:40:26,383 Doesn't it? 672 00:40:30,804 --> 00:40:33,639 When we first met... 673 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,517 you said your job makes you think like a mortician 674 00:40:36,518 --> 00:40:38,770 or an insurance claims adjuster. 675 00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,273 How am I as a corpse? 676 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,942 A good corpse. 677 00:40:44,985 --> 00:40:46,569 How about as a payout? 678 00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:48,237 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 679 00:40:48,238 --> 00:40:49,488 Couldn't ask for better. 680 00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:51,074 As a nursing home partner? 681 00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:54,578 A grave buddy? 682 00:41:01,334 --> 00:41:03,253 You can do better than me. 683 00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:05,754 Can I? 684 00:41:05,755 --> 00:41:08,049 You know how to do the math, don't you? 685 00:41:10,844 --> 00:41:13,262 In my line of work... 686 00:41:13,263 --> 00:41:15,681 I meet hundreds of highly desirable, 687 00:41:15,682 --> 00:41:17,183 high quality men... 688 00:41:17,184 --> 00:41:21,979 but you are what we call in my industry "a unicorn." 689 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,523 An impossible fantasy. 690 00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:26,192 Your brother was a unicorn, too. 691 00:41:26,193 --> 00:41:29,361 The reason my clients cannot lower their expectations... 692 00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:31,697 is because, against all odds, 693 00:41:31,698 --> 00:41:34,158 men like you do actually exist. 694 00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:36,161 Well, I'm sure something is wrong with me. 695 00:41:38,455 --> 00:41:39,998 You're perfect. 696 00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:43,375 You're smart. 697 00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:46,962 You have ideal income, ideal education... 698 00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:50,007 ideal lifestyle, ideal height... 699 00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:52,468 you're good-looking, you have a great body, 700 00:41:52,469 --> 00:41:53,803 you're charming. 701 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,974 You were born rich, raised rich, 702 00:41:58,975 --> 00:42:00,476 you're still rich. 703 00:42:00,477 --> 00:42:03,312 You own a penthouse in Tribeca. 704 00:42:03,313 --> 00:42:05,356 You can take a girl to a restaurant like this 705 00:42:05,357 --> 00:42:10,152 and it's not even (LAUGHS) like a special occasion. 706 00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:14,865 You don't have a drug habit or a call girls habit. 707 00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:17,076 You even know how to cut your hair, 708 00:42:17,077 --> 00:42:18,994 and how to dress. 709 00:42:18,995 --> 00:42:20,288 You have taste. 710 00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:26,835 You are a 10 out of 10 in every category. 711 00:42:26,836 --> 00:42:29,088 A complete package. 712 00:42:29,089 --> 00:42:33,008 So I don't know why you're trying to throw it all away 713 00:42:33,009 --> 00:42:34,093 on someone like me. 714 00:42:34,094 --> 00:42:35,720 What's someone like you? 715 00:42:36,763 --> 00:42:39,015 Just a girl who works. 716 00:42:41,309 --> 00:42:44,103 I'm older than the women you could be dating. 717 00:42:44,104 --> 00:42:47,815 Which means my looks won't last as long. 718 00:42:47,816 --> 00:42:50,234 And I have fewer years left to get pregnant. 719 00:42:50,235 --> 00:42:52,528 If you marry a 25-year-old, 720 00:42:52,529 --> 00:42:55,739 then in 10 years she'll look like me. 721 00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:59,034 If you marry me, in 10 years I'll look like my mother. 722 00:42:59,035 --> 00:43:00,953 What does your mother look like? 723 00:43:00,954 --> 00:43:03,872 I was born poor, raised poor, 724 00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:06,875 and even though I work, I have debt. 725 00:43:06,876 --> 00:43:10,338 I'm a college dropout and a failed actress. 726 00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:14,258 I have no dowry. 727 00:43:14,259 --> 00:43:16,719 If anything, I have a negative dowry. 728 00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:18,763 Do I look like I need a dowry? 729 00:43:20,056 --> 00:43:23,767 At the end of the day, the math doesn't add up. 730 00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:27,564 Given your position in the marketplace and given mine, 731 00:43:28,356 --> 00:43:30,275 I'm not a girl you marry. 732 00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:34,653 I'm a girl that you go home with once, 733 00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:36,573 and then never call again. 734 00:43:39,993 --> 00:43:41,036 So... 735 00:43:41,995 --> 00:43:44,164 what are you doing with me? 736 00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:49,710 You say you think I'm smart, 737 00:43:49,711 --> 00:43:51,796 but you're talking to me like I'm a caveman. 738 00:43:54,924 --> 00:43:56,508 I wouldn't date you if I didn't see value. 739 00:43:56,509 --> 00:43:57,760 I'm not like my brother. 740 00:43:57,761 --> 00:43:59,136 I'm not looking for the nicest, 741 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:01,514 prettiest rich girl who likes me back. 742 00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:07,311 I'm looking for someone who understands the game, 743 00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:08,730 how the world works. 744 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,525 I'm looking for someone I respect. 745 00:44:13,401 --> 00:44:14,611 And trust. 746 00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:18,281 Someone who knows more than me. 747 00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,993 I don't want to date you for your material assets... 748 00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:24,328 though I think you're underselling them 749 00:44:24,329 --> 00:44:26,122 by a significant margin. 750 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:29,250 Material assets are cheap, 751 00:44:30,502 --> 00:44:31,836 they don't last. 752 00:44:33,505 --> 00:44:37,050 I want to be with you for your intangible assets. 753 00:44:38,134 --> 00:44:39,593 Those are good investments. 754 00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:41,513 They don't degrade. They only get sharper. 755 00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:46,225 And, besides, I have enough material assets 756 00:44:46,226 --> 00:44:47,602 for the both of us. 757 00:44:51,481 --> 00:44:52,940 I see a lot of potential here. 758 00:44:52,941 --> 00:44:54,400 I think you and I could make great partners. 759 00:44:54,401 --> 00:44:55,944 I hope you agree. 760 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:03,867 As for what I can do for you... 761 00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:05,035 I think I'm the only guy this rich 762 00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:06,579 you can actually stand. 763 00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:12,000 I don't like you because you're rich. 764 00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:13,545 Then why do you like me? 765 00:45:17,924 --> 00:45:20,468 Because you make me feel valuable. 766 00:45:27,976 --> 00:45:29,644 You are valuable. 767 00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:33,690 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 768 00:45:38,278 --> 00:45:40,697 Do you want to see each other more seriously? 769 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,917 - (SENSUAL INDIE MUSIC PLAYING) - (ELEVATOR DINGS) 770 00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:45,386 (HARRY MOANS SOFTLY) 771 00:47:22,382 --> 00:47:23,633 (LUCY LAUGHING) 772 00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:27,178 (PHONE VIBRATING) 773 00:47:34,227 --> 00:47:35,895 - (LINE RINGING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 774 00:47:39,649 --> 00:47:41,483 (LINE RINGING) 775 00:47:41,484 --> 00:47:43,735 VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've reached Lucy from Adore Matchmaking. 776 00:47:43,736 --> 00:47:44,987 Please leave a message 777 00:47:44,988 --> 00:47:46,071 and I'll call you back. Thanks. 778 00:47:46,072 --> 00:47:48,408 - (BEEPS) - Hey, it's John. 779 00:47:50,159 --> 00:47:52,536 Okay. Just give me a call when you get this. 780 00:47:52,537 --> 00:47:55,289 Just wanted to invite you to the play. 781 00:47:55,290 --> 00:47:57,959 We start previews next week, so... 782 00:48:00,169 --> 00:48:01,754 Okay. Bye. 783 00:48:14,726 --> 00:48:16,603 HARRY: What's your dream vacation? 784 00:48:20,481 --> 00:48:21,899 Iceland. 785 00:48:23,735 --> 00:48:24,819 Hmm. 786 00:48:26,738 --> 00:48:28,739 (SIGHS SOFTLY) 787 00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:31,034 Would you let me take you to Iceland? 788 00:48:33,369 --> 00:48:36,121 - I don't even have a passport. - Well, let's get you one. 789 00:48:36,122 --> 00:48:37,582 (CHUCKLES) 790 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:40,793 (SIGHING) 791 00:48:47,884 --> 00:48:49,927 (WHISPERING) How much is this apartment? 792 00:48:50,887 --> 00:48:52,263 Twelve million. 793 00:48:58,478 --> 00:48:59,896 (WHISPERING) Do you like it? 794 00:49:02,231 --> 00:49:03,900 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 795 00:49:07,654 --> 00:49:10,907 - (ALARM RINGING) - (SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE) 796 00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:20,750 (JOHN GROANS, SIGHS) 797 00:49:40,687 --> 00:49:41,813 - (RUBBER SQUELCHES) - Oh. 798 00:49:43,272 --> 00:49:45,650 What the fuck? 799 00:49:46,818 --> 00:49:48,319 (SIGHS IN EXASPERATION) 800 00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:55,033 Fuck! 801 00:49:55,034 --> 00:49:56,536 (SQUELCHING) 802 00:49:59,914 --> 00:50:01,707 - (THUDS) - Hey, motherfucker! 803 00:50:01,708 --> 00:50:04,251 You can't leave your used condoms on the kitchen floor! 804 00:50:04,252 --> 00:50:05,419 It's unacceptable! 805 00:50:05,420 --> 00:50:06,628 I got kind of drunk last night. 806 00:50:06,629 --> 00:50:08,296 I must've missed the trash can. 807 00:50:08,297 --> 00:50:09,881 Why don't you throw it out in your own fucking trash can? 808 00:50:09,882 --> 00:50:11,550 I don't want it just sitting there in the room. 809 00:50:11,551 --> 00:50:14,302 Why don't you want your own cum in the room? 810 00:50:14,303 --> 00:50:15,762 It's fucking gross. 811 00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:17,347 So we have to deal with it in the fucking kitchen? 812 00:50:17,348 --> 00:50:19,683 I know it doesn't make sense, man, I was drunk. 813 00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:21,518 RON: Hey, can you two stop yelling? 814 00:50:21,519 --> 00:50:23,061 I'm teaching an acting class on Zoom... 815 00:50:23,062 --> 00:50:25,022 and you're making me look really unprofessional. 816 00:50:25,648 --> 00:50:26,733 (DOOR SLAMS) 817 00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:29,902 (THUDS) 818 00:50:31,863 --> 00:50:32,947 (SIGHS) 819 00:50:35,116 --> 00:50:37,452 Oh, fuck! 820 00:50:41,289 --> 00:50:42,832 (THUDS LIGHTLY, CREAKS) 821 00:50:45,877 --> 00:50:47,462 (THUDS, CREAKS) 822 00:50:49,922 --> 00:50:51,132 (SIGHS) 823 00:51:03,144 --> 00:51:04,645 (SIGHS) 824 00:51:36,761 --> 00:51:38,220 HARRY: Right. 825 00:51:38,221 --> 00:51:40,723 So he's asking for a valuation in his dreams. 826 00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:46,102 It's inflated. 827 00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:49,940 He's giving us a DCF based on pure fiction... 828 00:51:49,941 --> 00:51:54,403 on future revenue streams with blinders for expense growth. 829 00:51:57,824 --> 00:51:59,783 Yeah, he's a bad analyst... 830 00:51:59,784 --> 00:52:02,203 and he's just making shit up at this point. 831 00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:11,628 He's just saying numbers that come to his head. Listen... 832 00:52:11,629 --> 00:52:13,964 it's still a good growth story for our company... 833 00:52:13,965 --> 00:52:15,257 so we're going to have to continue 834 00:52:15,258 --> 00:52:16,592 playing ball with this guy. 835 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:21,597 (LINE RINGING) 836 00:52:23,558 --> 00:52:25,059 (LINE RINGING) 837 00:52:26,435 --> 00:52:28,563 VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've reached Sophie... 838 00:52:29,272 --> 00:52:30,648 (SIGHS) 839 00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:37,363 (LINE RINGING) 840 00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:40,950 (LINE RINGING) 841 00:52:42,952 --> 00:52:44,453 (LINE RINGING) 842 00:52:46,414 --> 00:52:47,874 (LINE RINGING) 843 00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:49,749 MARK: Hello? 844 00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:51,960 Hi, Mark, it's Lucy from Adore. 845 00:52:51,961 --> 00:52:53,378 MARK: Oh, hi. 846 00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:55,338 Hi. So, I just wanted to get some feedback 847 00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:57,674 on your first date with my client Sophie. 848 00:52:57,675 --> 00:52:59,634 Actually I haven't gotten ahold of her yet... 849 00:52:59,635 --> 00:53:01,136 so I don't know how it went on her end... 850 00:53:01,137 --> 00:53:03,889 but I'm excited to hear how it went for you. 851 00:53:03,890 --> 00:53:07,058 MARK: It went so well. She's wonderful. 852 00:53:07,059 --> 00:53:09,978 Like really nice face, good body, 853 00:53:09,979 --> 00:53:11,897 good job, great energy. 854 00:53:11,898 --> 00:53:15,650 Just all the things I said I wanted from a match. 855 00:53:15,651 --> 00:53:17,068 Okay. 856 00:53:17,069 --> 00:53:18,820 Okay, I love hearing this. 857 00:53:18,821 --> 00:53:21,072 Um, I'm so glad you had a good time. 858 00:53:21,073 --> 00:53:23,366 Sophie is really wonderful. 859 00:53:23,367 --> 00:53:24,743 MARK: Yeah, no. 860 00:53:24,744 --> 00:53:26,328 Like the conversation just flowed. 861 00:53:26,329 --> 00:53:29,497 Uh, we ended up staying out pretty late. 862 00:53:29,498 --> 00:53:31,918 Cool. So, do you want to see her again? 863 00:53:33,085 --> 00:53:34,961 MARK: Sure. 864 00:53:34,962 --> 00:53:36,838 Sure. I'm not sure how serious it's going to be... 865 00:53:36,839 --> 00:53:39,758 but I wouldn't mind seeing her again, if she's game. 866 00:53:39,759 --> 00:53:42,761 Great. Yeah, of course, one step at a time. 867 00:53:42,762 --> 00:53:45,430 MARK: All right. Thanks, Lucy. 868 00:53:45,431 --> 00:53:46,640 Great. You have a good day 869 00:53:46,641 --> 00:53:48,058 and I'll reach out this afternoon... 870 00:53:48,059 --> 00:53:49,852 after I speak with her. Thanks, Mark. 871 00:53:52,188 --> 00:53:53,272 Thanks, Mark! 872 00:53:54,148 --> 00:53:55,191 (SIGHS) 873 00:53:59,779 --> 00:54:01,614 VOICEMAIL: Hey, it's John. 874 00:54:03,407 --> 00:54:05,742 Okay. Just give me a call when you get this. 875 00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:07,786 Just wanted to invite you to the play. 876 00:54:07,787 --> 00:54:09,997 VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've reached Sophie... 877 00:54:14,085 --> 00:54:15,627 - Hey. - Hey. 878 00:54:15,628 --> 00:54:19,047 So, uh, Rose was asking for her client Mia W. 879 00:54:19,048 --> 00:54:21,883 How it's going with Peter C.'s brother, Harry? 880 00:54:21,884 --> 00:54:22,968 Were you able to recruit him? 881 00:54:22,969 --> 00:54:24,804 Yeah. Uh, actually, um... 882 00:54:25,805 --> 00:54:28,056 I'm dating him. 883 00:54:28,057 --> 00:54:30,767 - You're dating him? - Yep. 884 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:33,395 - You know he's a unicorn. - Mm-hmm. 885 00:54:33,396 --> 00:54:34,729 (CHUCKLES) 886 00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:36,606 You couldn't let him go on a couple dates 887 00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:38,400 with some of our clients first? 888 00:54:38,401 --> 00:54:39,818 He insisted. 889 00:54:39,819 --> 00:54:41,737 DAISY: (SCOFFS) I'm sure he did. 890 00:54:43,698 --> 00:54:46,951 Hey, Lucy. Can I speak to you in my office? 891 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,959 Have you spoken with Sophie L.? 892 00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,378 Uh, not yet. Just Mark P. 893 00:54:58,379 --> 00:55:02,590 VIOLET: I just hung up with Sophie's lawyer. 894 00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:03,634 Her lawyer? 895 00:55:05,094 --> 00:55:09,390 Apparently, she was assaulted on the date. 896 00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:14,895 What? 897 00:55:19,483 --> 00:55:20,984 By Mark P.? 898 00:55:20,985 --> 00:55:22,069 VIOLET: Yes. 899 00:55:24,071 --> 00:55:25,239 Last night? 900 00:55:25,948 --> 00:55:27,949 Are you serious? 901 00:55:27,950 --> 00:55:30,535 She's bringing charges to the company, not you. 902 00:55:30,536 --> 00:55:32,620 I have a call with the legal team in two minutes... 903 00:55:32,621 --> 00:55:33,789 and we're going to figure it out. 904 00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:36,082 I need to speak with her. 905 00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:37,542 Lucy, no. 906 00:55:37,543 --> 00:55:40,420 - Violet, she's my client. - VIOLET: She's not anymore. 907 00:55:40,421 --> 00:55:42,714 So if Sophie calls, you must not pick up. 908 00:55:42,715 --> 00:55:46,092 - I can't do nothing. - VIOLET: Do nothing. 909 00:55:46,093 --> 00:55:47,635 You made the best match you could 910 00:55:47,636 --> 00:55:49,637 given the information you have. 911 00:55:49,638 --> 00:55:51,473 This particular match did not work out 912 00:55:51,474 --> 00:55:55,643 but you've been doing amazing work for Sophie for months. 913 00:55:55,644 --> 00:55:58,563 The match didn't "not work out," Vi, 914 00:55:58,564 --> 00:56:00,648 she was assaulted. 915 00:56:00,649 --> 00:56:03,234 A matchmaker can't vouch for how a person is 916 00:56:03,235 --> 00:56:04,527 in an intimate setting 917 00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:06,322 since she's never been in one with them. 918 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:12,745 Has something like this happened before? 919 00:56:14,497 --> 00:56:15,623 Of course. 920 00:56:16,749 --> 00:56:18,459 This is dating. 921 00:56:19,585 --> 00:56:21,044 This happened to one of my clients 922 00:56:21,045 --> 00:56:23,713 the third year I worked here. 923 00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:26,759 If you do this long enough, it happens to all of us. 924 00:56:28,552 --> 00:56:30,386 It's a known risk. 925 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:32,223 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 926 00:56:40,189 --> 00:56:42,358 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 927 00:57:02,002 --> 00:57:03,546 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 928 00:57:05,589 --> 00:57:08,384 (CREAKS, CLOSES, LATCHES) 929 00:57:18,686 --> 00:57:20,729 (GASPING) 930 00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:34,910 (BREATH TREMBLING) 931 00:57:43,836 --> 00:57:44,961 Hi, you. 932 00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:45,963 Hi. 933 00:57:47,631 --> 00:57:48,841 Sorry I'm late. 934 00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:51,552 No worries. 935 00:57:52,595 --> 00:57:53,928 Am I dressed nice enough? 936 00:57:53,929 --> 00:57:56,140 You might be dressed too nice. 937 00:57:59,643 --> 00:58:01,603 My mother and father made love. 938 00:58:01,604 --> 00:58:03,771 I was born. I grew up. 939 00:58:03,772 --> 00:58:06,858 I entered this restaurant. I'm on a date. 940 00:58:06,859 --> 00:58:08,526 A waiter walks up to me and asks, 941 00:58:08,527 --> 00:58:09,777 "What can I do for you?" 942 00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:11,362 "I don't know. What can you do for me?" 943 00:58:11,363 --> 00:58:13,114 I order a glass of water. 944 00:58:13,115 --> 00:58:14,824 My mother and father made love. 945 00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:16,826 I was born. I grew up. 946 00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:19,454 I entered this restaurant. I'm on a date. 947 00:58:19,455 --> 00:58:21,414 The waiter is touching my back. 948 00:58:21,415 --> 00:58:22,540 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 949 00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:24,876 I went to school. I read books. 950 00:58:24,877 --> 00:58:26,377 I wrote book reports. 951 00:58:26,378 --> 00:58:29,172 I went to more school. I wrote essays. 952 00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:30,882 JOHN: Well, it's certainly different. 953 00:58:30,883 --> 00:58:32,342 I mean, it's, it's, uh... 954 00:58:32,343 --> 00:58:34,929 It's been a good experience. I feel really lucky. 955 00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:38,264 Listen, it was great to meet you guys. 956 00:58:38,265 --> 00:58:39,642 - Thanks for coming. - MAN: Of course. 957 00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:47,232 - Hey, buddy. - Hey. 958 00:58:47,233 --> 00:58:49,525 - That was great. - Was it? 959 00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:51,194 Yes, I loved it. 960 00:58:51,195 --> 00:58:52,695 This is my boyfriend, Harry. 961 00:58:52,696 --> 00:58:54,781 Hey, nice to meet you. Thanks for coming. 962 00:58:54,782 --> 00:58:57,533 Congratulations. That was really interesting. 963 00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:58,868 Thanks. 964 00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:01,288 I can't believe you remembered all those lines. 965 00:59:02,373 --> 00:59:04,667 Yeah. Yeah, it's nuts. 966 00:59:07,753 --> 00:59:08,920 Well, listen, we're going around 967 00:59:08,921 --> 00:59:10,046 the corner to get a drink. 968 00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:11,257 You guys want to come? 969 00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:14,550 - Yes. - Great. 970 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:16,177 - Okay. - Yeah. 971 00:59:16,178 --> 00:59:17,887 JOHN: So, what did you really think? 972 00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:20,014 I liked it. 973 00:59:20,015 --> 00:59:22,141 Some of it didn't make sense... 974 00:59:22,142 --> 00:59:25,396 but I loved watching you act, you know that. 975 00:59:26,355 --> 00:59:28,147 Do you ever miss it? 976 00:59:28,148 --> 00:59:29,565 LUCY: Acting? No. 977 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:30,901 Not even a little bit? 978 00:59:32,361 --> 00:59:34,654 LUCY: I'm not like you. 979 00:59:34,655 --> 00:59:36,906 I was never going to be an actor. 980 00:59:36,907 --> 00:59:41,036 I didn't know how to stand or... speak. 981 00:59:43,998 --> 00:59:45,916 You were always good though. 982 00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:48,752 You're even better now. 983 00:59:50,379 --> 00:59:52,422 I'm really proud of you, John. 984 00:59:52,423 --> 00:59:54,633 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING) 985 01:00:00,681 --> 01:00:02,182 You met him at the wedding? 986 01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:04,392 LUCY: Yeah. 987 01:00:04,393 --> 01:00:06,228 He's the groom's brother. 988 01:00:08,564 --> 01:00:10,441 You're not gonna marry him, are you? 989 01:00:10,899 --> 01:00:12,525 Why not? 990 01:00:12,526 --> 01:00:14,485 Because he's good-looking. 991 01:00:14,486 --> 01:00:15,612 And rich. 992 01:00:16,530 --> 01:00:18,323 Has a real job. 993 01:00:18,324 --> 01:00:20,326 Probably doesn't have roommates. 994 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:23,494 Probably doesn't get angry 995 01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:26,040 at stupid shit all the time that doesn't matter. 996 01:00:27,458 --> 01:00:29,668 Can we talk about something else? 997 01:00:34,048 --> 01:00:35,257 You okay? 998 01:00:40,554 --> 01:00:42,513 Why do you ask? 999 01:00:42,514 --> 01:00:45,851 Just... you don't seem like you're okay. 1000 01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:48,771 Is it him? 1001 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:54,360 Is it work? 1002 01:00:57,154 --> 01:01:00,199 I just don't think I'm very good at my job anymore. 1003 01:01:02,951 --> 01:01:04,035 (SIGHS) 1004 01:01:04,036 --> 01:01:06,621 I'm sure it's gonna be fine. 1005 01:01:06,622 --> 01:01:09,791 You're so hard on yourself. 1006 01:01:09,792 --> 01:01:13,795 You're not a drone pilot or a gun lobbyist. 1007 01:01:13,796 --> 01:01:16,839 You don't work at Shell or McKinsey. 1008 01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:19,718 It's just dating. It's not that serious. 1009 01:01:22,638 --> 01:01:23,680 Right. 1010 01:01:25,641 --> 01:01:28,267 Dating is not serious. 1011 01:01:28,268 --> 01:01:30,521 It's just girl shit, right? 1012 01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:33,689 That's not what I meant. 1013 01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:36,151 You always know exactly what to say to me. 1014 01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:40,488 HARRY: Ready to go? 1015 01:01:40,489 --> 01:01:42,990 Yep. I'm gonna wait for you outside. 1016 01:01:42,991 --> 01:01:44,867 HARRY: Uh, I'll get the drinks. 1017 01:01:44,868 --> 01:01:46,954 BETH: (GASPS) Thank you, Harry. 1018 01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,083 Thank you. 1019 01:01:53,127 --> 01:01:55,337 - (RATTLING IN DISTANCE) - (SIREN WAILS) 1020 01:02:08,934 --> 01:02:10,727 (SIGHS) 1021 01:02:21,864 --> 01:02:23,281 I don't want to date a liberal 1022 01:02:23,282 --> 01:02:26,033 and they have to go to church every Sunday. 1023 01:02:26,034 --> 01:02:28,286 I don't want someone who likes cats. 1024 01:02:28,287 --> 01:02:30,371 I'm a dog person. 1025 01:02:30,372 --> 01:02:33,249 LUCY: Is a moderate democrat okay? 1026 01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:34,625 Only republican. 1027 01:02:34,626 --> 01:02:36,961 I want someone who identifies as a conservative. 1028 01:02:36,962 --> 01:02:39,422 LUCY: Audrey, (SIGHS) I don't know 1029 01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:42,467 if there's a cat-hating, Christian conservative lesbian 1030 01:02:42,468 --> 01:02:43,926 in most parts of New York... 1031 01:02:43,927 --> 01:02:45,761 who wants to date a closeted 1032 01:02:45,762 --> 01:02:48,723 49-year-old with three children. 1033 01:02:48,724 --> 01:02:50,600 Would you be willing to date someone 1034 01:02:50,601 --> 01:02:54,061 from Long Island or New Jersey? 1035 01:02:54,062 --> 01:02:55,938 I want to prioritize dating a man 1036 01:02:55,939 --> 01:02:57,815 who's white at first 1037 01:02:57,816 --> 01:03:01,819 but then if we have no luck, we can move on to other races. 1038 01:03:01,820 --> 01:03:04,322 LUCY: So "whites only," at first? 1039 01:03:04,323 --> 01:03:08,284 I mean, technically, I'm open to all ethnicities. 1040 01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:10,161 Eleanor, "technically," 1041 01:03:10,162 --> 01:03:13,748 you're asking me to set you up with only white men. 1042 01:03:13,749 --> 01:03:16,542 I know the list looks long but I deserve someone 1043 01:03:16,543 --> 01:03:18,294 who fulfills all of my criteria. 1044 01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:19,629 I really do. 1045 01:03:19,630 --> 01:03:22,090 I mean look at me. I'm a catch. (CHUCKLES) 1046 01:03:25,093 --> 01:03:28,262 Patricia, I know that every year 1047 01:03:28,263 --> 01:03:29,889 you go without having a husband... 1048 01:03:29,890 --> 01:03:33,976 raises your expectations for him exponentially. 1049 01:03:33,977 --> 01:03:37,188 But that doesn't mean that you're due to get one. 1050 01:03:37,189 --> 01:03:39,774 And it doesn't mean that you can customize... 1051 01:03:39,775 --> 01:03:42,568 because this is not a simulation. 1052 01:03:42,569 --> 01:03:44,278 If the service I was providing you 1053 01:03:44,279 --> 01:03:46,113 was building you a man then, of course, 1054 01:03:46,114 --> 01:03:49,576 I could build you a man with everything on this list... 1055 01:03:50,619 --> 01:03:52,286 But I can't. 1056 01:03:52,287 --> 01:03:55,540 Because this is not a car or a house. 1057 01:03:55,541 --> 01:03:57,375 We're talking about people. 1058 01:03:57,376 --> 01:04:00,628 People are people are people are people. 1059 01:04:00,629 --> 01:04:02,588 They come as they are. 1060 01:04:02,589 --> 01:04:05,716 And all I can hope to find for you 1061 01:04:05,717 --> 01:04:07,134 is a man that you can tolerate 1062 01:04:07,135 --> 01:04:10,222 for the next 50 years who likes you at all. 1063 01:04:12,182 --> 01:04:13,767 And you are not a catch... 1064 01:04:14,643 --> 01:04:16,436 because you are not a fish. 1065 01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:32,035 I was managing her expectations. 1066 01:04:34,204 --> 01:04:36,414 VIOLET: Patricia canceled her membership 1067 01:04:36,415 --> 01:04:40,085 and reviewed us online, calling us a scam. 1068 01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:43,337 We are a scam. 1069 01:04:43,338 --> 01:04:46,841 We don't give them what they pay for, do we? 1070 01:04:46,842 --> 01:04:50,595 We promise them love and then... 1071 01:04:50,596 --> 01:04:55,809 we just give them bad dates with morons and criminals. 1072 01:05:01,023 --> 01:05:04,443 I know the Sophie L. situation is still weighing on you. 1073 01:05:08,739 --> 01:05:11,283 Burnout is common for matchmakers. 1074 01:05:12,034 --> 01:05:13,618 You need a break. 1075 01:05:13,619 --> 01:05:15,661 You should go on a trip with your boyfriend. 1076 01:05:15,662 --> 01:05:16,913 (SCOFFS) 1077 01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:21,418 If I take a break right now... 1078 01:05:22,336 --> 01:05:24,420 I may never come back. 1079 01:05:24,421 --> 01:05:26,881 VIOLET: You will, because you love your clients. 1080 01:05:26,882 --> 01:05:30,259 I hate them. They are children. 1081 01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:32,595 I hate them. 1082 01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:34,347 VIOLET: They give us thousands of dollars. 1083 01:05:34,348 --> 01:05:36,558 They're entitled to some regression. 1084 01:05:38,477 --> 01:05:41,979 Do you think that any one of them 1085 01:05:41,980 --> 01:05:43,649 says to their therapist... 1086 01:05:44,691 --> 01:05:48,653 "No Blacks, no fatties"? 1087 01:05:48,654 --> 01:05:50,571 And if I'm their actual therapist, 1088 01:05:50,572 --> 01:05:53,157 which it feels like I am... 1089 01:05:53,158 --> 01:05:56,661 I don't have the schooling to support that. 1090 01:05:56,662 --> 01:05:59,122 And I certainly don't get paid enough. 1091 01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:04,543 VIOLET: Lucy, we're better than therapists. 1092 01:06:04,544 --> 01:06:07,088 We work with the most intimate... 1093 01:06:07,089 --> 01:06:08,589 extremely personal, 1094 01:06:08,590 --> 01:06:10,132 unofficial part of their lives... 1095 01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:14,053 that they'd like to see struck from the record. 1096 01:06:14,054 --> 01:06:17,139 We work with their loneliness and rejection... 1097 01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:20,768 the kind that makes someone get naked for a stranger. 1098 01:06:20,769 --> 01:06:22,020 We're the real deal. 1099 01:06:22,813 --> 01:06:24,188 That's why they tell you 1100 01:06:24,189 --> 01:06:26,315 more than they would tell their therapists 1101 01:06:26,316 --> 01:06:28,360 and why they take risks with you. 1102 01:06:30,237 --> 01:06:31,654 "Risks." 1103 01:06:31,655 --> 01:06:34,448 VIOLET: Yes. Risks that can lead to a situation 1104 01:06:34,449 --> 01:06:36,909 like what happened with Sophie L. 1105 01:06:36,910 --> 01:06:40,455 And risks that lead to lifelong marriages. 1106 01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:45,000 You know this is life-changing work. 1107 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,461 And you're born for it. 1108 01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:49,630 Take a break starting now. 1109 01:06:49,631 --> 01:06:52,926 And I expect you back in four weeks, renewed. 1110 01:06:53,468 --> 01:06:54,719 I insist. 1111 01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:56,722 - (CHEERING) - (KNOCK ON DOOR) 1112 01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:02,727 ROSE: Violet! Amazing news! 1113 01:07:02,728 --> 01:07:06,522 My client Zoe H. and Fred A. just got engaged! 1114 01:07:06,523 --> 01:07:08,983 (WOMEN CHEERING) 1115 01:07:08,984 --> 01:07:11,819 VIOLET: Unbelievable! Oh! 1116 01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:14,905 That is so impressive! 1117 01:07:14,906 --> 01:07:16,574 What an amazing match! 1118 01:07:16,575 --> 01:07:17,992 - Number four? - (SIGHS) 1119 01:07:17,993 --> 01:07:20,077 - ROSE: Yes! - We have to throw you a party! 1120 01:07:20,078 --> 01:07:21,871 (WOMEN SCREAMING) 1121 01:07:21,872 --> 01:07:23,915 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1122 01:07:58,283 --> 01:08:00,410 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1123 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:05,123 (MAN CHATTERING) 1124 01:08:37,781 --> 01:08:38,824 LUCY: Sophie. 1125 01:08:53,505 --> 01:08:55,590 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1126 01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:13,567 (PANTING) Sophie. 1127 01:09:16,611 --> 01:09:18,445 - Sophie. - You don't want to talk to me. 1128 01:09:18,446 --> 01:09:20,114 Please. 1129 01:09:20,115 --> 01:09:21,575 I am so embarrassed. 1130 01:09:22,701 --> 01:09:24,034 I thought I could pay some girl 1131 01:09:24,035 --> 01:09:25,662 to find me a boyfriend. 1132 01:09:26,371 --> 01:09:27,580 I'm sorry. 1133 01:09:27,581 --> 01:09:29,206 "An expert"? What a fucking joke. 1134 01:09:29,207 --> 01:09:32,042 - Sophie- - You know what's even funnier? 1135 01:09:32,043 --> 01:09:34,295 I almost felt like we were friends. 1136 01:09:34,296 --> 01:09:36,130 I, I, I, I really-- I-- 1137 01:09:36,131 --> 01:09:37,673 (BREATH TREMBLING) 1138 01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:39,426 Can we please just talk? 1139 01:09:40,552 --> 01:09:41,678 Talk about what? 1140 01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:44,764 What do you have to say? 1141 01:09:48,602 --> 01:09:50,353 (SIGHS, WHISPERING) I'm sorry. 1142 01:09:52,022 --> 01:09:54,190 (IN NORMAL VOICE) I'm so sorry. 1143 01:09:55,817 --> 01:09:57,944 I trusted you. 1144 01:09:59,821 --> 01:10:02,240 I didn't know what he was capable of. 1145 01:10:03,825 --> 01:10:05,993 I see, so... 1146 01:10:05,994 --> 01:10:10,080 you knew his height, which was a lie by the way. 1147 01:10:10,081 --> 01:10:12,082 And his job and his salary, 1148 01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:14,293 which was also a lie just for the record. 1149 01:10:14,294 --> 01:10:16,337 And his looks, which is really nothing much... 1150 01:10:16,338 --> 01:10:18,340 but you didn't know who he was. 1151 01:10:19,341 --> 01:10:23,177 As a person. As a man. 1152 01:10:23,178 --> 01:10:25,764 Well, I went on a date with him and found out. 1153 01:10:26,973 --> 01:10:29,099 He's the kind of guy who gets drunk 1154 01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:31,353 and follows you into the bathroom. 1155 01:10:32,687 --> 01:10:33,813 (SIGHS) 1156 01:10:35,398 --> 01:10:37,817 Why would you set me up with someone like that? 1157 01:10:41,821 --> 01:10:46,660 He was a strong match with a lot of potential. 1158 01:10:51,748 --> 01:10:54,084 He checked a lot of our boxes. 1159 01:10:59,005 --> 01:11:00,215 "Boxes"? 1160 01:11:05,637 --> 01:11:07,304 The truth is, you set me up with that man 1161 01:11:07,305 --> 01:11:08,931 because you think I'm worthless. 1162 01:11:08,932 --> 01:11:10,224 LUCY: No, I don't-- 1163 01:11:10,225 --> 01:11:12,101 You didn't know what to do with me. 1164 01:11:12,102 --> 01:11:14,104 That's how I ended up on that date. 1165 01:11:16,231 --> 01:11:19,441 Here I was thinking that you worked for me... 1166 01:11:19,442 --> 01:11:21,653 but the whole time I was working for you. 1167 01:11:23,321 --> 01:11:26,615 Worthless merchandise... 1168 01:11:26,616 --> 01:11:29,327 to pawn off to anyone who'd take it. 1169 01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:35,917 But I am not merchandise. 1170 01:11:37,502 --> 01:11:38,712 I'm a person. 1171 01:11:40,922 --> 01:11:44,967 And I know I deserve love. (SHUDDERS) 1172 01:11:44,968 --> 01:11:47,679 I know you do. I believe it. 1173 01:11:49,973 --> 01:11:51,307 Fuck you. 1174 01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:53,393 Pimp. 1175 01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:56,312 (SOBBING) 1176 01:12:33,933 --> 01:12:34,976 (THUDS) 1177 01:12:47,822 --> 01:12:49,032 (SNIFFLES) 1178 01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:52,576 - (PHONE VIBRATING) - Thanks. 1179 01:12:52,577 --> 01:12:54,161 Can I get a receipt? 1180 01:12:54,162 --> 01:12:57,165 - (PHONE VIBRATING) - (SPANISH CHATTER ON RADIO) 1181 01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:02,253 (PHONE CONTINUES VIBRATING) 1182 01:13:05,090 --> 01:13:06,132 Thanks, man. 1183 01:13:07,717 --> 01:13:08,760 Lucy? 1184 01:13:09,803 --> 01:13:11,595 What's going on? You okay? 1185 01:13:11,596 --> 01:13:14,723 LUCY: (SHUDDERING) No. 1186 01:13:14,724 --> 01:13:16,142 Do you want me to come get you? 1187 01:13:17,644 --> 01:13:19,353 LUCY: No, I'm at home. 1188 01:13:19,354 --> 01:13:21,772 I shouldn't even be calling you. 1189 01:13:21,773 --> 01:13:25,193 You can always call me. What's up? 1190 01:13:26,611 --> 01:13:28,113 LUCY: I fucked up. (SOBS) 1191 01:13:31,574 --> 01:13:32,659 Okay. 1192 01:13:36,704 --> 01:13:39,999 I'm not supposed to tell anybody but... 1193 01:13:43,128 --> 01:13:44,546 can I tell you? 1194 01:13:46,131 --> 01:13:47,257 JOHN: Of course. 1195 01:13:48,550 --> 01:13:49,634 Anything. 1196 01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:59,185 I set my client up with a bad person. 1197 01:14:01,563 --> 01:14:04,523 I didn't know he was bad, but I introduced them. 1198 01:14:04,524 --> 01:14:05,567 And now 1199 01:14:07,193 --> 01:14:09,570 I can't fix it. 1200 01:14:09,571 --> 01:14:12,782 I'm the last person who can fix it. 1201 01:14:17,370 --> 01:14:19,329 Do you want me to come over? 1202 01:14:19,330 --> 01:14:21,456 LUCY: No. 1203 01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:25,044 No. I'm about to go to Harry's. 1204 01:14:26,629 --> 01:14:27,714 Right. 1205 01:14:28,965 --> 01:14:30,424 LUCY: Sorry. 1206 01:14:30,425 --> 01:14:34,303 No, no. It's... Hey, nothing to be sorry about. 1207 01:14:34,304 --> 01:14:36,055 Keep telling me what happened. 1208 01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:38,641 I'm here. 1209 01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:42,645 (WATER RUNNING) 1210 01:17:11,836 --> 01:17:13,504 (HARRY SIGHS) 1211 01:17:16,382 --> 01:17:17,759 Do you know what they are? 1212 01:17:18,718 --> 01:17:19,927 I think so. 1213 01:17:21,679 --> 01:17:23,890 - It's not a big deal. - I know. 1214 01:17:27,435 --> 01:17:28,978 I made an investment. 1215 01:17:30,897 --> 01:17:32,356 A body is like an apartment. 1216 01:17:32,357 --> 01:17:34,317 You have to invest to get the value back. 1217 01:17:36,277 --> 01:17:37,737 I understand you. 1218 01:17:39,447 --> 01:17:41,032 I invested too. 1219 01:17:46,996 --> 01:17:48,581 HARRY: Right. I figured. 1220 01:17:53,127 --> 01:17:55,462 Did your brother too? 1221 01:17:55,463 --> 01:17:58,966 HARRY: Yeah, we did it together eight years ago. 1222 01:18:02,178 --> 01:18:05,222 Six feet or taller was one of Charlotte's non-negotiables... 1223 01:18:05,223 --> 01:18:07,392 so I'm glad he did. 1224 01:18:09,936 --> 01:18:11,354 Was it painful? 1225 01:18:15,191 --> 01:18:16,566 I know it sounds stupid, 1226 01:18:16,567 --> 01:18:18,527 breaking your legs to gain a few extra inches. 1227 01:18:18,528 --> 01:18:21,072 But we keep saying, definitely worth it. 1228 01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:24,409 It changed our lives. 1229 01:18:26,536 --> 01:18:30,122 With women, completely, of course. 1230 01:18:30,123 --> 01:18:31,998 Women just approach us and talk to us now, 1231 01:18:31,999 --> 01:18:33,626 which never happened before. 1232 01:18:35,545 --> 01:18:38,213 I haven't struck out since. 1233 01:18:38,214 --> 01:18:40,674 But you can also tell the difference at work 1234 01:18:40,675 --> 01:18:43,136 and at restaurants and airports. You're... 1235 01:18:45,513 --> 01:18:47,181 You're just worth more. 1236 01:18:52,228 --> 01:18:53,896 Does this change anything? 1237 01:18:56,023 --> 01:18:57,066 No. 1238 01:18:58,901 --> 01:19:00,069 (SIGHS) 1239 01:19:07,743 --> 01:19:09,787 (SIGHS) 1240 01:19:11,998 --> 01:19:13,499 What are you thinking about? 1241 01:19:15,668 --> 01:19:18,170 I'm thinking that... 1242 01:19:18,171 --> 01:19:21,507 that you should go to Iceland without me. 1243 01:19:22,884 --> 01:19:24,886 - Why? - (SIGHS) 1244 01:19:28,222 --> 01:19:31,057 I don't think that you and I are a good match. 1245 01:19:31,058 --> 01:19:32,101 (SIGHS) 1246 01:19:33,561 --> 01:19:35,604 Is it because I got the surgery? 1247 01:19:35,605 --> 01:19:38,899 No. Knowing that just makes me feel like I actually know you. 1248 01:19:38,900 --> 01:19:39,901 Then what? 1249 01:19:42,612 --> 01:19:43,904 It's really hard for me to feel like 1250 01:19:43,905 --> 01:19:45,906 this is not about the legs. 1251 01:19:45,907 --> 01:19:47,574 It's not. 1252 01:19:47,575 --> 01:19:49,326 When I realized what you had done, 1253 01:19:49,327 --> 01:19:53,497 it made me feel exactly how I felt about you before. 1254 01:19:53,498 --> 01:19:54,749 Which is what? 1255 01:19:56,626 --> 01:19:58,419 I'm not in love with you. 1256 01:20:01,255 --> 01:20:03,257 And you're not in love with me. 1257 01:20:05,092 --> 01:20:08,930 And there's no amount of money that can fix that. 1258 01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:12,266 But we're such a good match. 1259 01:20:13,935 --> 01:20:15,685 You're exactly what I'm looking for... 1260 01:20:15,686 --> 01:20:17,521 and I know I can make your life better. 1261 01:20:17,522 --> 01:20:20,982 Harry, you don't want to marry me. 1262 01:20:20,983 --> 01:20:22,400 You want to do business with me, 1263 01:20:22,401 --> 01:20:24,236 just like I want to do business with you. 1264 01:20:24,237 --> 01:20:25,612 But isn't marriage a business deal? 1265 01:20:25,613 --> 01:20:26,948 Yes, it is. 1266 01:20:28,616 --> 01:20:30,993 But love has to be on the table. 1267 01:20:47,552 --> 01:20:49,345 What if I'm not capable of it? 1268 01:20:50,721 --> 01:20:51,931 Of love? 1269 01:20:54,016 --> 01:20:55,977 It makes me feel like an idiot. 1270 01:20:57,812 --> 01:20:58,854 Like I'm... 1271 01:21:00,314 --> 01:21:02,816 I'm just a clueless... child. 1272 01:21:02,817 --> 01:21:06,696 I feel so... dumb thinking about it... 1273 01:21:08,114 --> 01:21:09,864 or wanting it. 1274 01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:11,033 I find it... 1275 01:21:12,243 --> 01:21:13,619 so difficult. 1276 01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:25,547 You won't, when you love someone. 1277 01:21:25,548 --> 01:21:26,632 (SIGHS) 1278 01:21:28,009 --> 01:21:29,552 It'll be easy. 1279 01:21:30,553 --> 01:21:31,596 No math. 1280 01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:45,901 Should I hire you for your services? 1281 01:21:47,153 --> 01:21:48,445 If you call the office, 1282 01:21:48,446 --> 01:21:50,615 they'll assign someone great for you. 1283 01:21:54,785 --> 01:21:57,912 (INHALES, SIGHS) 1284 01:21:57,913 --> 01:21:59,248 So this is it? 1285 01:22:14,555 --> 01:22:16,307 You want to know how many inches? 1286 01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:18,476 Yeah. 1287 01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:20,436 Six. 1288 01:22:22,229 --> 01:22:24,190 You were 5'6" before? 1289 01:22:40,665 --> 01:22:42,123 I wouldn't have had the confidence 1290 01:22:42,124 --> 01:22:44,126 to hit on you at 5'6". 1291 01:22:48,381 --> 01:22:50,091 I'm sure you would have. 1292 01:22:52,593 --> 01:22:54,512 Am I still a unicorn? 1293 01:23:00,601 --> 01:23:01,977 You're perfect. 1294 01:23:05,272 --> 01:23:07,608 (DRIVER SPEAKING RUSSIAN) 1295 01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:18,910 - (WHIRRING) - (DOORBELL RINGING) 1296 01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:20,453 JOHN: Where's my charger? 1297 01:23:20,454 --> 01:23:22,330 (CELL PHONE PLAYING) 1298 01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:23,998 Hey, is that my charger? 1299 01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:25,417 LOGAN: My charger broke. 1300 01:23:25,418 --> 01:23:28,378 So you just took mine? I had an alarm set. 1301 01:23:28,379 --> 01:23:31,631 And answer the fucking door for once in your fucking life! 1302 01:23:31,632 --> 01:23:33,843 - (DOORBELL RINGING) - What? 1303 01:23:34,719 --> 01:23:36,429 Hi. It's Lucy. 1304 01:23:39,140 --> 01:23:40,473 I'm sorry. 1305 01:23:40,474 --> 01:23:42,016 No, no, that's okay. I was just-- 1306 01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:43,059 I'll come down there. 1307 01:23:43,060 --> 01:23:45,478 Just give me-- Just don't move. 1308 01:23:45,479 --> 01:23:47,523 (CELL PHONE PLAYING) 1309 01:23:50,234 --> 01:23:52,403 Hey, what the fuck? 1310 01:23:56,073 --> 01:23:57,116 Oh... 1311 01:23:59,201 --> 01:24:00,869 - (OBJECTS CLATTERING) - Sh... 1312 01:24:00,870 --> 01:24:02,079 Goddamn it. 1313 01:24:02,788 --> 01:24:04,290 (WATER RUNNING) 1314 01:24:09,879 --> 01:24:10,921 Fuck. 1315 01:24:22,183 --> 01:24:23,225 Hi. 1316 01:24:24,435 --> 01:24:25,518 LUCY: Hi. 1317 01:24:25,519 --> 01:24:26,645 (JOHN SIGHS) 1318 01:24:28,522 --> 01:24:30,440 You have a girl up there? 1319 01:24:30,441 --> 01:24:33,526 What? No. Why would you say that? 1320 01:24:33,527 --> 01:24:35,945 I don't know. You didn't want me to come up. (LAUGHS) 1321 01:24:35,946 --> 01:24:40,242 Oh. Yeah, no, there's no girl up there. 1322 01:24:42,578 --> 01:24:46,623 Sorry for showing up without warning. 1323 01:24:46,624 --> 01:24:47,832 I tried calling. 1324 01:24:47,833 --> 01:24:51,295 Sorry. My phone wasn't charged. 1325 01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:56,008 I'm meant to be on a plane to Iceland. 1326 01:24:57,134 --> 01:24:58,177 Okay. 1327 01:25:00,679 --> 01:25:02,722 I sublet my apartment for the week 1328 01:25:02,723 --> 01:25:05,517 that I'm supposed to be in Iceland... 1329 01:25:05,518 --> 01:25:09,188 so I, uh, don't have a place to stay. 1330 01:25:12,149 --> 01:25:13,566 Sorry, I don't know what I'm doing here. 1331 01:25:13,567 --> 01:25:15,151 - It doesn't make any sense. - No, no. 1332 01:25:15,152 --> 01:25:17,780 - I thought it made sense. - Wait, wait. Don't go. Stay. 1333 01:25:20,407 --> 01:25:21,950 This was a bad idea. 1334 01:25:21,951 --> 01:25:23,786 No, it's not. It's just... 1335 01:25:24,620 --> 01:25:26,247 My apartment is not... 1336 01:25:28,499 --> 01:25:29,750 suitable for you. 1337 01:25:30,584 --> 01:25:32,252 It was suitable before. 1338 01:25:32,253 --> 01:25:35,797 Yeah, well, we're not in our 20s anymore. 1339 01:25:35,798 --> 01:25:37,842 I know what your apartment is like. 1340 01:25:39,009 --> 01:25:41,220 Trust me, it's worse than you remember. 1341 01:25:48,978 --> 01:25:50,604 Want to drive upstate? 1342 01:25:52,356 --> 01:25:53,731 And go where? 1343 01:25:53,732 --> 01:25:55,567 I don't know. Just drive around. 1344 01:25:55,568 --> 01:25:56,652 Stay at a hotel. 1345 01:25:58,445 --> 01:26:00,321 I just got the stipend from my play, 1346 01:26:00,322 --> 01:26:03,033 so... I'm feeling rich. 1347 01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:07,413 (SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1348 01:26:34,106 --> 01:26:35,524 JOHN: What are you thinking about? 1349 01:26:37,902 --> 01:26:40,029 You're the same as always. 1350 01:26:43,115 --> 01:26:44,365 Really? 1351 01:26:44,366 --> 01:26:45,451 LUCY: Mm-hmm. 1352 01:26:48,495 --> 01:26:50,747 I was hoping you'd say I was different. 1353 01:26:50,748 --> 01:26:51,790 LUCY: Why? 1354 01:26:53,208 --> 01:26:54,542 Because if I'm different, 1355 01:26:54,543 --> 01:26:56,378 then I wouldn't be the guy that lost you. 1356 01:27:02,176 --> 01:27:03,551 (CHUCKLES) 1357 01:27:03,552 --> 01:27:04,637 LUCY: What? 1358 01:27:06,305 --> 01:27:08,098 That's my catering company. 1359 01:27:13,395 --> 01:27:15,397 Do you think they'd get us in? 1360 01:27:36,794 --> 01:27:38,294 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1361 01:27:38,295 --> 01:27:39,755 (ALL APPLAUDING) 1362 01:27:41,590 --> 01:27:42,633 (ALL CHEERING) 1363 01:27:43,676 --> 01:27:45,803 Oh, he loves her so much. 1364 01:27:47,554 --> 01:27:48,597 Yeah. 1365 01:27:51,225 --> 01:27:54,894 JOHN: And special delivery, just for you. 1366 01:27:54,895 --> 01:27:56,270 A gift. 1367 01:27:56,271 --> 01:27:58,690 LUCY: A white glove service, handled with care. 1368 01:27:58,691 --> 01:28:00,483 JOHN: If you could just sign here. 1369 01:28:00,484 --> 01:28:01,859 LUCY: Initial here. 1370 01:28:01,860 --> 01:28:04,821 JOHN: Thank you very much and have a good day. 1371 01:28:04,822 --> 01:28:06,739 (LUCY CHUCKLES) 1372 01:28:06,740 --> 01:28:10,076 One day, for no reason in particular... 1373 01:28:10,077 --> 01:28:14,080 you two will start to hate each other. 1374 01:28:14,081 --> 01:28:15,957 You'll resent each other... 1375 01:28:15,958 --> 01:28:18,584 you'll take each other for granted... 1376 01:28:18,585 --> 01:28:21,087 You'll stop having sex... 1377 01:28:21,088 --> 01:28:26,175 somehow... manage to make a couple of kids... 1378 01:28:26,176 --> 01:28:29,012 and then you'll get sick of each other... 1379 01:28:29,013 --> 01:28:31,140 And one of you will cheat on the other... 1380 01:28:32,599 --> 01:28:34,225 and then you'll fight. 1381 01:28:34,226 --> 01:28:37,354 At first, not in front of the kids, but then... 1382 01:28:38,147 --> 01:28:40,189 in front of the kids... 1383 01:28:40,190 --> 01:28:43,569 and then you resent the kids for seeing you fight... 1384 01:28:45,571 --> 01:28:47,197 and then you file for divorce... 1385 01:28:48,115 --> 01:28:50,367 and you fight about... 1386 01:28:51,452 --> 01:28:53,453 who owns what and... 1387 01:28:53,454 --> 01:28:56,040 who gets the kids when until it's... 1388 01:28:57,166 --> 01:28:58,291 all over. 1389 01:28:58,292 --> 01:29:00,085 (CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 1390 01:29:02,129 --> 01:29:04,381 JOHN: Why does anybody even get married? 1391 01:29:07,009 --> 01:29:09,011 LUCY: Because people tell them they should. 1392 01:29:10,137 --> 01:29:11,930 And because they're lonely. 1393 01:29:15,768 --> 01:29:17,686 And because they're hopeful. 1394 01:29:20,064 --> 01:29:22,648 They want to do it differently than their parents. 1395 01:29:22,649 --> 01:29:25,235 (SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC CONTINUING) 1396 01:29:42,419 --> 01:29:45,339 - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) - (LIVELY CHATTER) 1397 01:30:31,885 --> 01:30:34,012 (BAND PLAYING THAT'S ALL) 1398 01:30:45,232 --> 01:30:48,526 WOMAN: ♪ I can only give you love ♪ 1399 01:30:48,527 --> 01:30:50,445 ♪ That lasts forever ♪ 1400 01:30:52,573 --> 01:30:57,828 ♪ And a promise to be near Each time you call ♪ 1401 01:30:59,788 --> 01:31:03,958 ♪ And the only heart I own ♪ 1402 01:31:03,959 --> 01:31:07,003 ♪ For you and you alone ♪ 1403 01:31:07,004 --> 01:31:09,173 ♪ That's all ♪ 1404 01:31:10,465 --> 01:31:12,384 ♪ That's all ♪ 1405 01:31:13,635 --> 01:31:18,181 ♪ I can only give you Country walks ♪ 1406 01:31:18,182 --> 01:31:20,808 ♪ In springtime ♪ 1407 01:31:20,809 --> 01:31:26,064 ♪ And a hand to hold When leaves begin to fall ♪ 1408 01:31:27,774 --> 01:31:31,861 ♪ And a love Whose burning light ♪ 1409 01:31:31,862 --> 01:31:35,364 ♪ Will warm the winter night ♪ 1410 01:31:35,365 --> 01:31:37,784 ♪ That's all ♪ 1411 01:31:38,744 --> 01:31:41,163 ♪ That's all ♪ 1412 01:31:42,206 --> 01:31:45,875 ♪ There are those, I am sure ♪ 1413 01:31:45,876 --> 01:31:49,045 ♪ That have told you ♪ 1414 01:31:49,046 --> 01:31:54,718 ♪ They would give you The world for a toy ♪ 1415 01:31:56,178 --> 01:32:03,309 ♪ All I have are these arms To enfold you ♪ 1416 01:32:03,310 --> 01:32:08,482 ♪ And a love time can Never destroy ♪ 1417 01:32:10,234 --> 01:32:17,448 ♪ If you're wondering what I'm asking in return, dear ♪ 1418 01:32:17,449 --> 01:32:24,705 ♪ You'll be glad to know that my demands are small ♪ 1419 01:32:24,706 --> 01:32:28,501 ♪ Say it's me That you'll adore ♪ 1420 01:32:28,502 --> 01:32:32,088 ♪ For now and ever more ♪ 1421 01:32:32,089 --> 01:32:33,882 ♪ That's all ♪ 1422 01:32:35,592 --> 01:32:38,053 ♪ That's all ♪ 1423 01:32:39,012 --> 01:32:41,139 (THAT'S ALL CONTINUING) 1424 01:32:53,902 --> 01:32:54,987 (SIGHS) 1425 01:33:08,667 --> 01:33:10,043 (INSECTS CHIRPING) 1426 01:33:11,295 --> 01:33:12,379 John. 1427 01:33:13,505 --> 01:33:14,548 John! 1428 01:33:19,219 --> 01:33:20,679 (SIGHS) 1429 01:33:22,306 --> 01:33:24,474 - What is this? - What is what? 1430 01:33:26,059 --> 01:33:27,602 Are we getting back together? 1431 01:33:31,732 --> 01:33:33,733 Lucy, are we getting back together? 1432 01:33:33,734 --> 01:33:34,776 I don't know. 1433 01:33:39,364 --> 01:33:40,782 I really don't. 1434 01:33:41,700 --> 01:33:42,993 (SIGHS) 1435 01:33:44,328 --> 01:33:46,954 So you thought you'd just show up at my door... 1436 01:33:46,955 --> 01:33:48,664 not have a boyfriend, 1437 01:33:48,665 --> 01:33:51,292 agree to get in my car, kiss me... 1438 01:33:51,293 --> 01:33:53,544 fuck me while you try to get over someone else... 1439 01:33:53,545 --> 01:33:57,131 and then leave me again? Is that it? 1440 01:33:57,132 --> 01:33:59,717 - Do you think I'm worthless? - No, I don't think that. 1441 01:33:59,718 --> 01:34:02,428 - Am I disposable? - Of course not. 1442 01:34:02,429 --> 01:34:04,597 Do you feel bad for me? 1443 01:34:04,598 --> 01:34:07,225 Poor old John can't figure his life out? 1444 01:34:08,352 --> 01:34:10,519 - Never. - Then why are you using me? 1445 01:34:10,520 --> 01:34:11,563 I'm not. 1446 01:34:14,149 --> 01:34:16,360 I'm usually desperate enough to let you. 1447 01:34:18,987 --> 01:34:20,405 I'm a beggar for you. 1448 01:34:27,162 --> 01:34:28,997 When I see your face... 1449 01:34:30,832 --> 01:34:33,834 I see wrinkles and grey hair... 1450 01:34:33,835 --> 01:34:35,796 and children that look like you. 1451 01:34:37,506 --> 01:34:38,673 I can't help it. 1452 01:34:41,593 --> 01:34:42,677 (SIGHS) 1453 01:34:47,849 --> 01:34:50,059 But as your friend... 1454 01:34:50,060 --> 01:34:51,727 I would tell you it's a bad idea 1455 01:34:51,728 --> 01:34:54,313 to be with a 37-year-old cater waiter 1456 01:34:54,314 --> 01:34:55,816 who still has roommates. 1457 01:34:57,776 --> 01:34:59,152 I would say... 1458 01:35:00,904 --> 01:35:02,405 you definitely shouldn't marry a guy 1459 01:35:02,406 --> 01:35:05,241 that has $2,000 in his bank account... 1460 01:35:05,242 --> 01:35:07,910 in a city he can't afford... 1461 01:35:07,911 --> 01:35:10,204 who's only still there... 1462 01:35:10,205 --> 01:35:12,331 to keep trying to be a theatre actor 1463 01:35:12,332 --> 01:35:15,794 because someone told him he was good at it once. 1464 01:35:17,838 --> 01:35:19,589 So, where does that leave us? 1465 01:35:21,842 --> 01:35:23,634 Here. 1466 01:35:23,635 --> 01:35:25,512 At someone else's wedding. 1467 01:35:29,641 --> 01:35:30,642 (SCOFFS) 1468 01:35:33,228 --> 01:35:37,106 I can't give you the wedding or the marriage you want. 1469 01:35:37,107 --> 01:35:39,818 I couldn't even give you the relationship you wanted. 1470 01:35:42,529 --> 01:35:43,779 It's been years, 1471 01:35:43,780 --> 01:35:45,782 and I still can't afford to be with you. 1472 01:35:50,454 --> 01:35:51,538 You're right... 1473 01:35:52,247 --> 01:35:53,290 You can't. 1474 01:35:55,876 --> 01:35:57,251 But just because you can't afford it, 1475 01:35:57,252 --> 01:35:59,629 doesn't mean it's worth having. 1476 01:36:00,589 --> 01:36:02,423 You don't want me. 1477 01:36:02,424 --> 01:36:04,967 Of course I want you. 1478 01:36:04,968 --> 01:36:07,094 Are you even listening to me? 1479 01:36:07,095 --> 01:36:11,474 John, you and I haven't been together properly... 1480 01:36:11,475 --> 01:36:15,603 in so long that you've forgotten. 1481 01:36:15,604 --> 01:36:18,857 You don't want to be with me because I'm not a good person. 1482 01:36:20,984 --> 01:36:22,736 I'm judgmental... 1483 01:36:23,612 --> 01:36:26,573 and materialistic, and cold. 1484 01:36:28,408 --> 01:36:30,869 I broke up with you because you're broke. 1485 01:36:32,037 --> 01:36:34,414 I've hurt you over and over. 1486 01:36:36,249 --> 01:36:37,917 You hate me. 1487 01:36:37,918 --> 01:36:39,668 I don't hate you. 1488 01:36:39,669 --> 01:36:41,170 LUCY: You do. 1489 01:36:41,171 --> 01:36:43,965 And you're right to hate me, because I'm awful. 1490 01:36:45,425 --> 01:36:47,384 Even now... 1491 01:36:47,385 --> 01:36:51,263 I'm thinking: If I choose to marry you... 1492 01:36:51,264 --> 01:36:52,848 I'm gonna be sitting across from you 1493 01:36:52,849 --> 01:36:56,102 in cheap shitty restaurants for the rest of my life. 1494 01:36:57,354 --> 01:36:59,355 I'll be riding in your shitty car, 1495 01:36:59,356 --> 01:37:01,358 and living in your shitty bedroom... 1496 01:37:03,068 --> 01:37:07,947 and fighting with you about $25. 1497 01:37:07,948 --> 01:37:10,282 I'm weighing being with you... 1498 01:37:10,283 --> 01:37:12,953 against these shit tradeoffs. 1499 01:37:14,079 --> 01:37:15,539 I'm doing math. 1500 01:37:17,332 --> 01:37:19,208 This is what I'm like. 1501 01:37:19,209 --> 01:37:20,626 I know what you're like. 1502 01:37:20,627 --> 01:37:22,796 LUCY: Then how could you still love me? 1503 01:37:26,716 --> 01:37:27,842 (SIGHS) 1504 01:37:35,183 --> 01:37:38,310 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE) 1505 01:37:38,311 --> 01:37:41,189 (PHONE VIBRATING FAINTLY) 1506 01:37:42,691 --> 01:37:44,859 (PHONE VIBRATING FAINTLY) 1507 01:37:46,528 --> 01:37:47,821 (SIGHS) 1508 01:37:50,156 --> 01:37:52,242 (PHONE VIBRATING) 1509 01:37:53,785 --> 01:37:55,411 - Sophie? - Lucy. 1510 01:37:55,412 --> 01:37:56,579 I didn't know who else to call. 1511 01:37:56,580 --> 01:37:57,913 I haven't told anyone. 1512 01:37:57,914 --> 01:37:59,415 I don't have any friends in the city 1513 01:37:59,416 --> 01:38:01,000 and my lawyers aren't picking up and... 1514 01:38:01,001 --> 01:38:03,335 - What's going on? - (DOORBELL BUZZING ON PHONE) 1515 01:38:03,336 --> 01:38:06,255 SOPHIE: Mark is outside my building. 1516 01:38:06,256 --> 01:38:08,007 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1517 01:38:08,008 --> 01:38:10,342 I called the cops but they said they won't come 1518 01:38:10,343 --> 01:38:11,719 unless he's trying to break in. 1519 01:38:11,720 --> 01:38:13,429 - And... - (DOORBELL BUZZING ON PHONE) 1520 01:38:13,430 --> 01:38:15,014 he's not trying to break in, 1521 01:38:15,015 --> 01:38:16,724 he's just buzzing the doorbell. 1522 01:38:16,725 --> 01:38:18,517 That's still harassment, they should-- 1523 01:38:18,518 --> 01:38:21,687 He walked me home after the date. 1524 01:38:21,688 --> 01:38:25,190 Which I shouldn't have let him do, but... 1525 01:38:25,191 --> 01:38:27,402 I was scared and... (EXHALES) 1526 01:38:28,570 --> 01:38:30,237 - It's my fault. - JOHN: Lucy. 1527 01:38:30,238 --> 01:38:31,530 That's not your fault. 1528 01:38:31,531 --> 01:38:33,198 JOHN: Can we finish talking, please? 1529 01:38:33,199 --> 01:38:34,533 SOPHIE: He says he just wants to talk about it, 1530 01:38:34,534 --> 01:38:35,784 but I'm not gonna let him in. 1531 01:38:35,785 --> 01:38:36,994 - No. - (DOORBELL CONTINUES BUZZING) 1532 01:38:36,995 --> 01:38:38,746 Bolt your door. 1533 01:38:38,747 --> 01:38:40,873 I'm about an hour outside of Manhattan, 1534 01:38:40,874 --> 01:38:42,417 but I'll try to get there sooner. 1535 01:38:44,210 --> 01:38:45,419 SOPHIE: I'm worried someone's going to open 1536 01:38:45,420 --> 01:38:46,712 the building door for him. 1537 01:38:46,713 --> 01:38:48,922 LUCY: I'm almost there. 1538 01:38:48,923 --> 01:38:52,426 He has to leave. He can't stay outside all night, can he? 1539 01:38:52,427 --> 01:38:55,055 I want you to tell him someone is on their way. 1540 01:39:01,394 --> 01:39:02,646 (DOORBELL BUZZES) 1541 01:39:04,147 --> 01:39:07,025 (DOOR BUZZES) 1542 01:39:14,240 --> 01:39:15,867 Sophie, it's Lucy. 1543 01:39:17,243 --> 01:39:18,619 SOPHIE: Is he gone? 1544 01:39:18,620 --> 01:39:22,289 Yes. No one was here when we got here. 1545 01:39:22,290 --> 01:39:24,208 SOPHIE: Oh. He must've run away 1546 01:39:24,209 --> 01:39:25,627 when I said that you're coming. 1547 01:39:27,629 --> 01:39:28,963 Can I come in? 1548 01:39:31,633 --> 01:39:35,135 (DOOR LATCH CLICKS, CREAKS OPEN) 1549 01:39:35,136 --> 01:39:37,013 - Hi. - Hi. 1550 01:39:47,148 --> 01:39:49,191 How are you holding up? 1551 01:39:49,192 --> 01:39:53,028 Uh, not good. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY, SIGHS) 1552 01:39:53,029 --> 01:39:55,614 (EXHALES) Mark sounded really angry. 1553 01:39:55,615 --> 01:39:56,991 (SHUDDERING) 1554 01:39:58,827 --> 01:40:01,328 Well, he's angry because... 1555 01:40:01,329 --> 01:40:04,624 he thought he was going to get away with something... 1556 01:40:05,583 --> 01:40:06,668 but he won't... 1557 01:40:08,086 --> 01:40:10,213 because you're not going to let him. 1558 01:40:11,339 --> 01:40:13,133 You are brave. 1559 01:40:17,470 --> 01:40:18,887 Can I hug you? 1560 01:40:18,888 --> 01:40:20,306 (SOBS) 1561 01:40:24,352 --> 01:40:25,729 (CRYING) 1562 01:40:30,191 --> 01:40:33,611 (CRYING) 1563 01:40:46,374 --> 01:40:48,959 You know what I've been thinking about? (SNIFFLES) 1564 01:40:48,960 --> 01:40:50,044 (WHISPERING) What? 1565 01:40:51,212 --> 01:40:53,422 I really need to get a boyfriend 1566 01:40:53,423 --> 01:40:54,840 so that I have someone to call 1567 01:40:54,841 --> 01:40:57,050 that's not my fucking matchmaker. 1568 01:40:57,051 --> 01:40:59,471 (BOTH LAUGH) 1569 01:41:01,973 --> 01:41:03,766 I'm going to die alone. 1570 01:41:03,767 --> 01:41:05,476 (LAUGHS) 1571 01:41:05,477 --> 01:41:06,478 Sophie. 1572 01:41:09,147 --> 01:41:10,773 (SIGHS WEARILY) 1573 01:41:10,774 --> 01:41:14,402 I promise you, you're going to marry the love of your life. 1574 01:41:16,446 --> 01:41:18,615 You don't expect me to believe that. 1575 01:41:19,657 --> 01:41:21,409 You don't have to believe it. 1576 01:41:22,744 --> 01:41:24,162 I believe it. 1577 01:41:25,330 --> 01:41:26,955 SOPHIE: Let me guess. 1578 01:41:26,956 --> 01:41:29,501 Someone who checks a lot of my boxes? (CHUCKLES DRYLY) 1579 01:41:30,460 --> 01:41:33,128 I'm not asking for a miracle. 1580 01:41:33,129 --> 01:41:35,173 I just want to love someone. 1581 01:41:36,674 --> 01:41:39,844 Someone who can't help but love me back. 1582 01:41:51,105 --> 01:41:52,231 She's asleep. 1583 01:41:52,232 --> 01:41:54,025 Good. 1584 01:41:55,318 --> 01:41:56,361 You okay? 1585 01:41:56,820 --> 01:41:57,904 Yeah. 1586 01:42:00,365 --> 01:42:02,449 You should go home. 1587 01:42:02,450 --> 01:42:03,700 I'll take you home first. 1588 01:42:03,701 --> 01:42:05,410 I'm gonna sleep on her couch... 1589 01:42:05,411 --> 01:42:08,248 and help her get a restraining order when she wakes up. 1590 01:42:08,706 --> 01:42:10,041 Okay. 1591 01:42:12,877 --> 01:42:14,170 Thanks for the ride. 1592 01:42:15,255 --> 01:42:16,756 Yeah, of course. 1593 01:42:26,599 --> 01:42:28,518 You asked how I could love you. 1594 01:42:33,439 --> 01:42:34,732 I just do. 1595 01:42:36,609 --> 01:42:38,069 It's the easiest thing. 1596 01:42:42,740 --> 01:42:44,325 I love you too. 1597 01:42:47,620 --> 01:42:49,163 (CHUCKLES) More than you know. 1598 01:42:53,001 --> 01:42:56,337 You're the only reason I know I'm capable of love. 1599 01:43:01,593 --> 01:43:03,511 I've been doing some math. 1600 01:43:05,054 --> 01:43:06,723 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1601 01:43:08,141 --> 01:43:10,518 And I'm ready to make you an offer. 1602 01:43:11,603 --> 01:43:12,645 Okay. 1603 01:43:14,022 --> 01:43:15,481 Here's the offer. 1604 01:43:19,319 --> 01:43:22,697 I love you now, like I loved you before... 1605 01:43:24,574 --> 01:43:26,576 I'll love you 'til the day I die. 1606 01:43:28,995 --> 01:43:30,872 It's a lifetime guarantee. 1607 01:43:32,874 --> 01:43:35,334 And I won't forget it the way I used to... 1608 01:43:35,335 --> 01:43:37,045 even when things are shit. 1609 01:43:39,297 --> 01:43:41,715 I'll make a calendar item 1610 01:43:41,716 --> 01:43:44,802 every day reminding myself that I love you. 1611 01:43:46,054 --> 01:43:47,597 I'll be your certainty. 1612 01:43:52,685 --> 01:43:54,270 It's my final offer. 1613 01:43:55,855 --> 01:43:58,398 You can't negotiate because 1614 01:43:58,399 --> 01:44:00,401 I don't have anything else to offer you. 1615 01:44:09,661 --> 01:44:10,703 Deal. 1616 01:44:12,121 --> 01:44:14,290 (SOFT ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1617 01:44:20,797 --> 01:44:22,297 Now I admit, I'm not confident 1618 01:44:22,298 --> 01:44:25,550 that I can make myself less broke. 1619 01:44:25,551 --> 01:44:27,552 You don't need to worry about that. 1620 01:44:27,553 --> 01:44:29,847 You know I can take care of myself. 1621 01:44:31,140 --> 01:44:32,516 Yeah, I know. 1622 01:44:32,517 --> 01:44:33,559 It's not for you. 1623 01:44:34,435 --> 01:44:35,478 It's for me. 1624 01:44:36,312 --> 01:44:37,355 For us. 1625 01:44:38,815 --> 01:44:40,023 You make me brave enough 1626 01:44:40,024 --> 01:44:42,193 to admit that I want to be happy. 1627 01:44:43,444 --> 01:44:45,405 And I want to be happy with you. 1628 01:44:50,743 --> 01:44:54,162 And I'm gonna pick up more catering shifts... 1629 01:44:54,163 --> 01:44:56,331 And ask for a raise... 1630 01:44:56,332 --> 01:45:00,502 I'll find a serving job at an actual restaurant... 1631 01:45:00,503 --> 01:45:02,295 And I won't say no to commercial auditions, 1632 01:45:02,296 --> 01:45:04,089 even though they're annoying... 1633 01:45:04,090 --> 01:45:06,717 I'll make an actual effort to find a manager. 1634 01:45:06,718 --> 01:45:08,678 (MUSIC SWELLS) 1635 01:45:24,652 --> 01:45:27,155 And I'm going to move out of my apartment. 1636 01:45:27,864 --> 01:45:29,448 And sell my car. 1637 01:45:29,449 --> 01:45:30,783 Don't sell your car. 1638 01:45:31,659 --> 01:45:32,743 No? 1639 01:45:32,744 --> 01:45:34,328 No, let's just... 1640 01:45:35,621 --> 01:45:38,165 Let's just drive around in it... 1641 01:45:38,166 --> 01:45:41,711 until it breaks down and it won't move anymore. 1642 01:45:43,421 --> 01:45:44,964 (MUSIC SWELLS) 1643 01:46:01,064 --> 01:46:03,149 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1644 01:46:15,787 --> 01:46:17,162 LUCY: I've been dreaming about 1645 01:46:17,163 --> 01:46:19,499 the first people who got married. 1646 01:46:21,709 --> 01:46:25,462 Two cavepeople... fell in love... 1647 01:46:25,463 --> 01:46:28,091 in between the hunting and the gathering. 1648 01:46:30,218 --> 01:46:31,719 And in my dream... 1649 01:46:33,179 --> 01:46:35,139 I keep asking myself... 1650 01:46:37,058 --> 01:46:39,685 what made them perfect for each other? 1651 01:46:42,855 --> 01:46:45,274 Similar economic background? 1652 01:46:46,859 --> 01:46:48,486 Politically aligned? 1653 01:46:49,904 --> 01:46:52,782 Well-matched in their attractiveness? 1654 01:46:54,826 --> 01:46:56,577 Similar upbringing? 1655 01:47:01,040 --> 01:47:02,083 Or... 1656 01:47:03,126 --> 01:47:04,794 was it something else? 1657 01:47:08,923 --> 01:47:10,632 Something like you and me? 1658 01:47:10,633 --> 01:47:12,176 (ROMANTIC MUSIC CONTINUING) 1659 01:47:21,936 --> 01:47:23,019 Hey, man. 1660 01:47:23,020 --> 01:47:24,896 Can I get two chicken over rice? 1661 01:47:24,897 --> 01:47:26,107 MAN: Yeah. 1662 01:47:37,326 --> 01:47:39,412 Thanks a lot. Keep that. 1663 01:47:53,718 --> 01:47:55,552 I'm sad you're leaving, Vi. 1664 01:47:55,553 --> 01:47:58,430 VIOLET: Me too. They really need me at the London office. 1665 01:47:58,431 --> 01:48:02,017 And I'm calling you first of all the Adore girls... 1666 01:48:02,018 --> 01:48:05,604 because the CEOs asked me who should be asked to step up 1667 01:48:05,605 --> 01:48:08,190 and be promoted... to New York head 1668 01:48:08,191 --> 01:48:11,193 and I said it absolutely has to be you. 1669 01:48:11,194 --> 01:48:12,777 - Me? - Yes. 1670 01:48:12,778 --> 01:48:15,031 - You're getting a promotion. - (LUCY CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1671 01:48:15,615 --> 01:48:16,615 (LAUGHS) 1672 01:48:16,616 --> 01:48:18,617 VIOLET: What's so funny? 1673 01:48:18,618 --> 01:48:21,203 Well, I was going to hand in 1674 01:48:21,204 --> 01:48:23,705 my resignation letter tomorrow. 1675 01:48:23,706 --> 01:48:25,165 VIOLET: No, you weren't. 1676 01:48:25,166 --> 01:48:28,126 Yep. I have it printed out and everything. 1677 01:48:28,127 --> 01:48:30,045 VIOLET: You can't quit. 1678 01:48:30,046 --> 01:48:31,756 What would you do instead? 1679 01:48:32,465 --> 01:48:34,716 I honestly don't know. 1680 01:48:34,717 --> 01:48:36,885 Maybe marry someone poor. 1681 01:48:36,886 --> 01:48:38,553 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1682 01:48:38,554 --> 01:48:39,638 VIOLET: I don't know 1683 01:48:39,639 --> 01:48:41,848 what you're talking about. 1684 01:48:41,849 --> 01:48:43,475 Just think about it. 1685 01:48:43,476 --> 01:48:44,517 You can negotiate 1686 01:48:44,518 --> 01:48:45,685 a crazy salary, too. 1687 01:48:45,686 --> 01:48:47,646 Ask for any amount you want, 1688 01:48:47,647 --> 01:48:49,606 and I'll support you. Okay? 1689 01:48:49,607 --> 01:48:51,524 Okay, I'll think about it. 1690 01:48:51,525 --> 01:48:53,818 Vi, I have to go. My boyfriend's here. 1691 01:48:53,819 --> 01:48:55,237 VIOLET: Yeah, before you go, tell me: 1692 01:48:55,238 --> 01:48:57,698 How did Sophie L.'s date go last night? 1693 01:48:58,324 --> 01:48:59,575 She liked him. 1694 01:49:00,743 --> 01:49:02,078 VIOLET: Brian A., right? 1695 01:49:02,620 --> 01:49:03,663 Yeah. 1696 01:49:04,747 --> 01:49:08,250 5'8". 36. Dentist. 1697 01:49:08,251 --> 01:49:09,918 200 grand before taxes. 1698 01:49:09,919 --> 01:49:13,213 Just... looking for a nice girl. 1699 01:49:13,214 --> 01:49:15,423 VIOLET: Sounds like a strong match. 1700 01:49:15,424 --> 01:49:16,758 (CHUCKLES) 1701 01:49:16,759 --> 01:49:18,426 He liked her too. 1702 01:49:18,427 --> 01:49:21,263 We are cautiously optimistic. 1703 01:49:21,264 --> 01:49:22,889 VIOLET: Good. 1704 01:49:22,890 --> 01:49:26,059 You should know Harry C. is going on his first date. 1705 01:49:26,060 --> 01:49:27,978 Rose made a very strong match. 1706 01:49:27,979 --> 01:49:31,731 Gemma N., 30, an art dealer. 1707 01:49:31,732 --> 01:49:33,108 Vi, I have to go. 1708 01:49:33,109 --> 01:49:36,027 VIOLET: Fine, but hear the offer first. 1709 01:49:36,028 --> 01:49:37,112 I will. 1710 01:49:37,113 --> 01:49:38,155 VIOLET: Call me. 1711 01:49:42,118 --> 01:49:44,578 Hi. 1712 01:49:53,462 --> 01:49:56,549 How would you like to make a very bad financial decision? 1713 01:50:00,386 --> 01:50:02,555 (ROMANTIC INDIE MUSIC PLAYING) 1714 01:50:22,992 --> 01:50:25,077 (LIVELY CHATTER) 1715 01:53:56,830 --> 01:53:57,956 (MUSIC FADES) 1716 01:53:57,957 --> 01:54:00,042 (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA) 1717 01:54:01,835 --> 01:54:03,963 (ROMANTIC FOLK MUSIC PLAYING) 1718 01:56:08,128 --> 01:56:09,171 (MUSIC FADES) 118358