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Hey baby girl.

Yeah, she's actually getting ready right now to get out of the house for work.

Oh yeah, I can't wait either.

Oh, you're playing with yourself thinking about it?

What are you thinking about my dick going really deep inside your pussy?

I can't wait to go really nice and deep inside there, babe.

Yeah?

Oh, you're playing with yourself?

So am I.

Yeah, she's gonna get ready in like 20, 30 minutes, but give me like an hour so

I can shower, you know, get dressed, smell good for you, you know, when we're

touching bodies and stuff.

What?

Yeah, I know how to eat pussy. Why are you even asking, babe?

I've never gone down on you. I mean, yeah, I'll go down on you today. It just

never really occurred to me.

Of course, babe. I've ate pussy before.

Come on, now.

This isn't my first time in the rodeo.

Babe, I mean...

The last three times we've done it, it just hasn't popped into my head.

I mean, I don't want to brag or anything, yeah. I mean, I'm kind of an

at, you know, putting my tongue down there.

Yeah, I'll definitely eat you out today before I fuck the shit out of you, babe.

Alright.

Alright, so I'm...

I'm gonna go get dressed and ready and all that good stuff, okay, babe?

Alright, I'll see you in a few.

Bye.

Fuck.

Eating pussy?

Can't be that hard.

There's gotta be a way to practice.

Let me look this up.

How to go down on a girl.

101.

Conalingus tips.

Fuck, I got a lot to learn.

Conalingus can be the best thing in the whole entire world, but if your partner

doesn't know what they're doing and isn't open to learning, it could be a

miserable nightmare.

Fuck, I don't want her to be turned off.

Says here I could practice at home with fruits Okay,

so there's plums There's pears Cherries

hmm damn I gotta have that in the kitchen somewhere Let me go check

Hey. Hello.

Wow, you're just for work, right?

Yeah, yeah, I'm going to work.

All right. Are you going to work today?

Yes. All right. Awesome, awesome. Cool.

No, don't do that. Don't do that.

Can I make sure it was right? No, it failed.

Okay. What are you doing?

No, stop doing that. I'm just eating the cherry.

It's disgusting.

It's just a cherry. No, don't do that.

What? I don't know if this is rotten or not.

Huh.

This is a fruit, right?

Yeah.

All right. All right. Perfect.

Nothing. Nothing's wrong.

You should head out.

Yes,

I get it.

There's a chicken in the oven.

There's food inside the fridge.

I can order myself a pizza or something. I have money.

Yes, I'll clean.

Okay, please. Just head out to work, okay? You're gonna be late. You're

late. All right, bye.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

All right, now what?

Pleasure the fruit like a clit the fuck's that?

All right, so I guess I start licking it

She's

not gonna like that Is that the clit?

Maybe it's like this Am

I doing this right?

Johnny! Oh

my god.

Look what he's doing.

Maybe I gotta open it.

I think I have to help him a little.

I have some time, so I'm going to help him.

Son,

what are you doing?

What are you doing?

I'm not doing anything. I'm just here eating a fruit.

Come on.

What are you doing? Tell me the truth. What are you doing?

You're licking that. Are you licking that?

Fine. I'll be honest.

It's so embarrassing.

Come on.

My girlfriend, she's coming over in like an hour, and I have an hour to

basically learn how to eat pussy, like eat a girl out.

Yeah,

I lied to her and told her that I know how to do it, but I really don't know,

and I'm freaking out. I've been looking it up on the computer.

I went to go look up the fruits and I don't even know if I'm doing it right.

No, con esto no vas a aprender.

You're not going to learn with this.

No, come on.

I'm never going to learn.

Yeah, you are. You know what?

I have some time to go to work.

Todavía tengo tiempo de ir al trabajo.

¿Yo te podría ayudar?

¿Te puedo enseñar?

¿Me puedes ayudar?

You can help me out before you...

You go to work? Yes.

Well, um... Yo te enseño. Alright, well, um, just show me how to do it. No, no,

no, no, no, no, no. I said forget that.

With myself.

Conmigo. Lo haces conmigo. Yo te enseño.

Oui, que?

Si, perfecto, quedaría.

Ya se aprende y tu novia estaría feliz.

So, tú y yo?

Come on. Yo no soy tu mamá.

I'm just your mother.

I'm not your mother.

Okay?

I mean, you are right. You're just my third mom, but what about my dad?

Forget about him. Don't worry.

It's okay.

I want you to learn.

I want your girlfriend to be happy. Okay. Que ella esté feliz.

Oh, my God. Thank you.

I'm so happy.

Don't worry. It's okay.

Thank you.

Okay.

I'm ready.

Watch yourself.

All right.

Sin miedo. Sin miedo.

The other one.

Okay.

Okay,

now.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Do you want to help me with this?

Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Are you already wet?

Yeah, of course.

Okay.

Now I'm wet. Okay, I'm explaining.

Okay, just go for it.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Okay.

No, no, no.

Wait, wait, wait.

Not like that. Just go slowly.

Uh -huh.

Up and down slowly.

Oh, go ahead.

Like that?

Yeah, you're cute already.

Okay, now slowly, slow down, slow down a bit. I can't help it, I'm so excited.

You will learn, you will be an actor.

Okay, there we go.

Go down, down.

More time, more time.

Open it.

Like that?

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, okay.

Like that?

Slowly,

slowly.

Okay. Just move the tongue.

Oh, yes.

You're doing great.

You're doing great.

Your boyfriend is happy.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Okay. Do you like it?

Yeah,

I feel. Okay, yes. Oh, this is turning me on. Oh, yeah.

You don't like it?

I do.

You're learning quickly.

You feel fucking

good. Oh yeah, you feel it.

Look at me.

God, your titties are so big. Move your toes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, God, your titties.

Do you want to taste it?

Mm -hmm. Oh,

man. Come on.

What do you mean?

Wait what? What about my girlfriend?

I'm wet. Oh, yeah.

Come on.

Come on. Take it off. Take it off. Come on.

Take it off.

Oh,

wow. Johnny.

You like it?

Yes.

I know how to do it.

Do you like it, baby? I do like it.

Oh, it's in your mouth, yeah.

Yeah, I'm on my mouth. I like it.

You

okay?

Yeah. You like it? Yeah, I do.

Are you going to

fuck

me?

Yeah? Yeah. I'm desperate.

Are you desperate for that day?

You ready?

Yeah, I am. Are you? Yeah, I'm ready.

Yeah, get on top of me.

Yes.

Oh,

wow. Did it, yeah.

Slowly.

Is it too big for you?

A little bit.

Yes, un poquito.

Oh, yes.

Oh, Johnny.

You're so good.

You're so good, baby.

Oh, yes.

I didn't know it was so good baby

Oh, my love.

I'll just erase it.

Don't make me erase it.

Oh, that's good.

I'm in Rogers!

See?

Has she moved?

Good boy.

Good boy.

Wait, wait, wait.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

What did I do?

What did I do?

Do you want my lechita? Yes!

Give it to me!

Give it to me!

I'm going to come over.

Are you

ready?

Tell me what you want.

Tell me what you want for the lechita.

Thank you.

Thank you so much

oh my god it's it's going down what am i gonna do my girlfriend's gonna be here

in like 30 minutes i don't know okay