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Wait, do we have to flip the switch?

What do we do here? I don't think so. It's a button, but I don't know what it

does. What does a button do? I don't know.

What does this button do?

Does it reset it?

I guess.

Okay, should we try it?

Ready? Do we need a timer?

I don't think so. Wait, do we hold one hand here? Sure, why not?

Okay.

Five.

Four.

We need you to.

Did you put the nut milk in it?

No. So you got it out.

You brought it over here. But I was afraid to make your... You showed it to

And then you went back and put it away.

Yeah. Do you want me to really put nut milk in it? Yeah.

We don't want milk on us, do we?

Okay. It's nut milk, though. It wasn't milk, milk.

No. It's nut milk.

It's milk, nut.

Before you begin, pour liquid into the hole positioned between the two shafts.

We advise water, but any safe to consume liquid can also be used.

The object of this game is to pump the piece as quickly as possible to be the

first player to squirt their opponent in the face or mouth. And then to be

clear, the fastest wanker. Oh, so it's about fast.

Oh, and the fastest wanker. See, in here I'm going with, like, technique.

That's for professionals.

Because we're professionals.

We're like, oh, does this look good?

Okay. I might dole hand again. Dole it up and start pumping. Be quick. How far

do we fill it up?

It... Did you empty the water?

Did you empty the water for it?

It was already full.

Help me.

two three four

Thank you. That nut juice really made it explode.

It did.

Me.

Always milk your nuts.

I lost at my own game.