All language subtitles for Crazy.Fat.Ethel.2016.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX]

Ethel, you gonna eat that egg?

Hey!

What am I supposed to eat?

That tastes like cardboard.

Drake! What am I supposed to eat?

Ethel, lunch is at 12.

That's not fair!

Are we gonna have a problem, Ethel?

Thank you, Kitty.

I appreciate it. You're welcome.

Those have been around since I was a
little girl.

Well, I really appreciate it.

Where's Karen now, Cynthia?

Enough!

So Ethel's gonna be in the TV room in
about ten minutes.

She'll be going there to titty -fuck the
hell out of her.

What are we gonna use for lube?

Go to the kitchen and get some butter.

be alone.

Well, that's not gonna happen tonight,
Ethel.

What do you mean?

Get away from me!

Oh,

Ed!

Hi, baby.

I'm gonna get that.

We were trying to control the situation.

This is not protocol.

I want to see you and you in my office
at 8 a .m. in the morning.

In my office at 8 a .m.

Okay, Beth.

Come in.

I need to see Dr.

Gerard right away. For what?

It's personal.

Okay.

Was that Ethel that just walked past my
office?

Yes, it's Ethel.

What does that cow want? She says it's
personal.

I'll tell Gerard. Okay.

Orderlies raped me last night.

Let me call you back.

They may have stepped out of line.

That's a serious accusation.

These swabs have a bodily fluid on it
that got off my gown last night.

I can assure you it came from one of
your orderlies.

Is this blackmail?

What do you want?

I want to be released.

That might have been possible if you
hadn't attacked Cynthia.

That was six months ago.

Look, there are policies and I don't
have the authority.

You can keep these.

I have more.

This is Anne.

It's Ethel's big day, Anne.

Where's Ms. Janowski?

She's waiting by the elevator.

Okay.

Well, what is it?

I'm afraid Dr. Gerard jumped the gun
when he signed the papers for Ethel's

release. What do you mean?

Dr. Gerard isn't always around for
Ethel's violent rages.

And I don't think he viewed her chart
before making his decision.

Clearly, she turned to the bottom.

If you know what I'm saying.

Anne, I completely understand.

But why don't I just take Ethel home?

If her behavior remains questionable, I
won't hesitate to have her recommitted.

Did she or did she not find your
husband's dead body?

He's dead for Christ's sake. No one
knows the truth except God, Ethel, and

Joseph. Well, I know blood -forced
trauma doesn't occur from falling down a

flight of stairs.

Joyce, don't hesitate to call me. I'd
love to check on Ethel periodically from

time to time, if that's okay.

Of course you can.

And thank you so much for your concerns
and everything you've done for Ethel.

Okay, I just have some papers for you to
sign and I'll go get her.

How is it she's being released?

She's insane.

You aren't jealous, are you?

Yeah, but she's still insane.

She's going to stay with her aunt or
something.

She'll be back.

Yeah, it's my fault.

Well, are you happy to be coming home,
Ethel? It's been a while.

Do you know they tried to kill me in
that place?

Oh, stop that. I know half the staff
there. They wouldn't do that. They were

trying to starve me.

The doctor was just concerned about your
weight.

It's never too late for a girl to start
caring about her figure.

Why do I have to worry about my weight?

Your heart.

My heart's just... fine as long as my
stomach is full.

Well, I got a surprise for you when we
get home.

Well, I'll go ahead and tell you.
Remember when you were little and you

pet rat?

Well, I stopped by the pet shop
yesterday and got you one.

I got it for your homecoming.

A rat?

Some ice cream would have been nice.

What are you doing?

I'm looking for cigarette butts.

Fuck it, let's go to Oak's Walmart and
get some cream horns.

Look, she's out.

Oh my god, look at her thyroid.

I thought I smelled bacon frying.

I think I'll have some black coffee,
though.

Rose came by the other night.

She looked all beat up.

Past few months, she's been coming by
with different men night after night,

sometimes two, three in the same night.

I told her to leave.

I said, I don't want that kind of trash
in my house.

Still, she keeps showing up.

I talked to a friend of mine that owns a
vegetable stand down the road.

He said in a couple weeks, he could use
you full time.

It would really help.

My disability check barely covers the
bills.

We'll continue this discussion later.

I'm going to Pam's. We usually have our
coffee together.

Hey, why don't you do the dishes while
I'm gone?

Dish.

And then you're going to put it in
there.

I'm just sick of talking about it.

Some people like to add their favorite
creamy cheeses to their casserole.

But today we're just going to put
buttery round crackers on it.

You want to spread that around nice and
even on top.

You're going to have your oven preheated
to 350.

Let me just say this, Joyce.

After what happened.

I don't think I want her in my home no
more.

No one knows what happened.

Ethel was much younger.

Are we to believe that she overpowered a
grown man?

I have an idea.

Why don't we go to the flea market?

I'm going to invite Ethel. It'll do her
good to get out.

Welcome on our table.

Today we're making queso dip.

I went ahead and browned one pound of
ground beef.

And then you're going to mix in some
taco seasoning. This just so happens to

my favorite taco seasoning.

You're just going to sprinkle that in.

Now you want to add in a 10 -ounce can
of diced tomatoes and green chili.

Now we add in 2 pounds of easy -melt
cheese on low heat, stirring as you go.

Now that all your ingredients have
melted together, you have a great queso

for party.

We'll be right back.

Five -year -old Melanie lives in a
shack.

Oh, really?

Was all that bacon and eggs not enough
for you?

I'm still hungry.

Pam and I are going to the flea market.

We'd like you to come.

There's a food show marathon on TV
today.

Hey, where's your rat?

Wandering around, I guess.

I'm going to take a quick bath.

Find that thing and put him away.

I'll be a few hours at the flea market.

If Rose comes by, don't answer the door.

It's for the best.

I knew you wouldn't go.

Thank you for calling Caruso's
Marketplace. What can we do for you

This is Ethel Janowski.

I'd like to place our order.

Is this Joyce Janowski's knee?

Yes, that's right.

You know your account has an agency
balance, right?

That's fine. We'll pay.

Alright, and would you like the regular
order that we have on file for you?

But instead of the two packs of turkey
bacon, We'd like four packs of the

regular thick cut bacon.

Okay, Ethel, we'll get that together for
you. Give me about an hour. I'm

finishing up the order right now.

And we will need to go ahead and select
the $100 source cut down.

We can do that.

Okay, Ethel, I'll see you in about an
hour.

That is a long drive.

I want to get one of Beverly's cakes
while we're here.

What kind of cake are you getting?

I wonder if she has any of those lemon
ice cakes.

You said it right there. Thank you.

Here she goes. It's hot out there.

What's that?

Look, we gotta eat.

Honey, I can't take that as payment. I
need at least $100.

I don't have $100. This is it.

Well, I can't leave the groceries. Is
your aunt home?

I just spent $30 on candy alone.

Well, I just got that blouse for Ethel
and one of Beverly's good cakes.

Her cakes are so moist.

I bet she puts Coca -Cola or something
fizzy in them.

They are so moist.

Coca -Cola and a cake?

That is about the most bizarre thing
I've heard all week.

Speaking of moist, could you hand me my
chapstick out of my purse?

I'll let you dry.

to examine the bodies of some of the
victims. Medical authorities in

have concluded that in all cases the
killers are eating the flesh of the

they murdered.

the floor.

I got my period.

Oh, Christ, Ethel. Clean it up.

I got you this at the flea market. You
like it?

That's nice.

I'm going to get him bread.

Why isn't the rat in the cage?

Maybe he got out and some cat ate him.

Not funny.

Can I eat my ice cream now before it
melts?

I'm still trying to find his actress,
and I mean, it's taking forever.

I don't know how hard it is. I've got to
find her today.

I gotta let you go.

We'll see.

Sasha? No, I'm Rose.

Oh, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

There's a script, please.

Pick it up, go over it, take a minute if
you like.

Okay, I'm ready.

Take your hands off me, you son of a
bitch, or I'll scream.

Go ahead.

Scream. No one can hear you.

What do you plan to do to me? You won't.
You can't. Stop.

Please stop.

Is there a problem?

How do I put this?

You're just not pretty enough to be an
actress.

Now, don't get me wrong. You could
probably go into another agency and

hire you tomorrow.

But unfortunately, that's... did not
happen here today.

But Marty said that you guys liked me
and that I was a good actress.

That's why he called me back.

No.

Okay. I understand.

You know,

I normally don't eat between meals,
baby, but... I think I might have to

exception this time around.

gotta go hey you know what i hate what i
hate whenever i'm watching a movie and

a guy and a girl just finished fucking
like just literally finished fucking

right and the girl has her fucking
titties covered

I love it.

Yeah.

I mean, if you want to do it again
sometime.

No, I seriously doubt it.

I have to get ready to go to work.

Your breasts stink. It was a real
struggle for me to kiss you.

Fuck it!

Get the fuck out of here! Take that,
she's your best friend.

Who the fuck are you?

I'm the other woman, sweetie.

You must be Kelly?

Who the fuck is this?

And who the fuck is Kelly?

What, you can fuck other men, but I
can't do the same?

I didn't know you were into men, but
that explains a lot.

You know what I mean.

John, I do it for money. You know that.
You're practically my pimp, you asshole.

Baby, come here. No.

Fucking whore!

Why do you make me do this, Rose?

I never want to see you again.

You'll be back.

Go fuck yourself!

What's the idea of locking up the food?

Ethel, do you realize how much you've
been eating?

I woke up hungry. I can't help that.

Until you learn to control your
gluttonous appetite, the perishables

stored next door at Payton.

What?

The key to the pantry will be with me at
all times.

I'll allow you three meals a day and one
snack.

I want to eat! Now give me that key!

No, Ethel.

You and that queer doctor are trying to
starve me to death? Well, you're not

going to do it!

Uncle Joe, too.

He used to give it to me real good until
I put on all this weight.

Then he didn't want me anymore.

Joyce, do you know if she's available?

No. What's this about?

Can I step in and talk to you for a
moment?

I'm Detective Andy Wilkes. Did you order
some groceries on Monday around noon?

Yes. What's this about?

I'm getting to that.

Ethel, isn't it? That's right.

Kathy, an employee at the Marketplace.

Never came back to the store that
afternoon, and she hasn't been heard

since. And?

We believe you to be the last person to
see her. She told me she was going to

see a man.

A man?

Yes. A drug dealer.

So she thought it necessary to mention
that? Look, that's all I know.

If you remember anything else, call me.

I doubt I'll remember anything else.

But if you do, call me. Can I get back
to cooking my snack now?

Yes. Good day, Ethel.

Thanks for your time.

What was Andy Wilkes doing here?

He was looking for some missing girl.

And he thought you wanted him to do
this?

What are you doing here, Rose?

I need to put this thing for a few
minutes.

Aunt Joyce said no.

Let me talk to her. She's gone.

She'll be back Friday or so.

That's perfect.

She won't even know I'm here then.

What happened to your lip?

Oh, about that. His name's John.

He might come in here looking for me.

If he does, tell him I never had a baby.

How come?

He beat the shit out of me.

Oh, look, I'm probably going to have a
guest over for about an hour later.

Can you just do me a favor and give us
some privacy?

I'll just watch Elvis on the table.

Hey, what's on the case?

The pet rat was, but he escaped.

Joyce thinks I'm a burden and she goes
and buys the stupid little rat.

No, no. I told you no kissing.

You can fuck me in the ass, but no
kissing.

Come on, Amy. Do you think my wife will
do?

I'm sure she kisses you.

Not anymore.

Give me one.

No. Stop.

I told you no kissing.

Show me them tits.

Go for it.

Evo, what the hell?

Sorry I was walking by and I dropped my
plate.

On the way to your room.

Yes.

With a clean plate.

Okay.

Thanks for the privacy.

Hey, Rufus, how about a drink? Sounds
good.

Hey, John, baby, how you doing?

John, what do you want?

You, baby.

I'd rather fuck Rufus over there. Hey,
now.

Oh, baby, you don't mean that.

I never loved you.

You love me so much, why did you fuck
that chick with Big Sis?

You know I'm trying to get into the
movie. You said she could help.

I'm planning to pull you in after the
fact, right? Go ahead.

Well, make sure to let me know when your
movie comes out, and I'll be sure to

watch it.

On Netflix.

You made any money?

I have some cash.

I know where to get some glow, Bill.

I don't think you're going to get high
on me. I'm pretty sore, Doc.

It's okay, baby.

I'll set up on some ketchup.

God, did you see that guy in the corner
throwing up?

What about the guy on the street?

I couldn't believe it. I thought that
girl was going to, watching him vomit, I

thought she was going to vomit all over
the place, too.

Oh, man.

What is that?

Holy shit, who are you?

This is my cousin, Ethel.

Ethel, this is John.

Rose, what the hell are you doing?

We're grown up. I think we can do what
we want.

Aunt Joyce wouldn't appreciate you doing
this here.

What? Do you think I was born yesterday?

Rose, is this the John that hit you?

No, this is a different John.

There's lots of guys named John.

Fine, keep it down. Going back to
Merkle.

Gosh, you're fat.

She put the Titanic to shame.

Are you going to eat all of them?

John, please.

Well, they smell so good, I was hoping I
might be able to have one.

Are you sure it's okay?

You're spineless.

Excuse me?

Evo? No.

You must think you're a big shot
-kitting woman.

You sure you want to go there?

Wouldn't it be to get hit every once in
a while?

Put up some nose balls.

John, let's go.

I can't let you leave with him.

It's my choice. Finally, she's kidding
around.

Emma?

I'm calling the cops.

Like hell you are!

We both have.

And Trisha's on her way over there right
now. We're worried to death about you.

Oh, my gosh, Nedra. Did you see Joanne
at the wedding?

I don't know what was worse. That hair,
that dress, or those cankles.

Oh, forget about it.

Hey, do you know where Pam is?

She's not here.

Her car's here. Did she leave with
someone?

Pam and my aunt went shopping at the
marketplace.

I'm a really good friend of hers.

I'm a little puzzled as to why she's not
calling me back.

We've been friends for years.

I haven't seen you around here before.

I've been away.

Away?

Yes, away.

When Pam and my aunt return, I'll let
them know you stopped by.

Okay, if they just went to the market,
I'll wait.

Well, would you like to wait here?

I was about to have a slice of cake.

Yeah, I'll stay here and wait for him.
I'll pass on the cake though.

Trying to watch my figure.

You have a seat right there.

Thank you.

I don't want to keep this cake.

You drive a hard bargain.

Okay, go ahead and cut me a sliver.

Why is it so hot in here?

And what is that smell?

Do you have rotting meat in the trash?

I really hate to waste food.

Good night, Ethel.

Well, there's a reason for all this
waiting I've put on. I'm pregnant.

please. Just wait till everyone finds
out who's the father of my baby, Uncle

Joe. You know I've been going to church.

I've been hoping for the Lord to handle
it. I'll tell her in joy.

You never tell her. She wouldn't believe
it. It'd be in her head.

I'll tell her myself.

And ruin your reputation.

What are you doing with that?

I was just about to chop up some meat
for my aunt.

She wanted roast for dinner.

Just a minute.

That girl from the supermarket, she's
still missing.

So have you thought of anything since we
last spoke about maybe which direction

she went in?

I was inside.

By the time she got to the sidewalk, I
was already in here eating my lunch.

Ethel, I'm going to come back around
dinner time.

I'd like to speak to your aunt. Well,
what do you want to speak to her for?

have no business harassing us like this.

It's my job to find out what happened to
this girl.

So, like I said, I'm coming back
tonight.

I'll tell my aunt you'll be stopping by
later.

But maybe you could call and save the
trip.

Honestly, I have nothing better to do.

Bye, Ethel.

I'm remembering something Kathy said.

She said she was going to see a guy
named John.

John who?

I'm not sure.

He's a white guy, about 5 '7", no hair,
very rude.

She told you all that.

Well, no.

I've seen him around.

I'm sure you have too.

He's a pimp and a drug dealer.

Odd how all this just popped into your
head suddenly.

Well, I'm getting very hungry and my
aunt will be home soon. Is that enough?

For now.

I'll be back tonight.

Let Joyce know.

Andy woke to be coming by later.

I told him I passed a message along.

Hello? Hello, is this Ethel?

Yes. Hey, Ethel, how are you? It's Anne
from Inner Peace Mental Health.

Is Joyce home? My aunt doesn't want to
talk to you.

Hello?

Hello, Ethel? Hello?

Charles, I do not like your hair like
that. Well, thanks a lot. Last time I

some of the best pussy I did in over a
month.

Really? I wouldn't fuck you.

Anyways, I'm going to the Janowski's.
Ethel hung up on me, and I gotta go see

what's up.

You owe me pizza.

I know, and a pineapple.

And we're gonna get extra sauce because
it's free.

Well, you better hurry back because I
want that pizza.

What do you want?

I'm here for a follow -up visit, which
are part of your terms for being

released. Is your aunt home?

No, she's not here.

Ethel, why don't you hang up on me? I've
got nothing to say to you.

Well, then I'm going to go back and get
Dr. Gerard and the authorities, and then

we'll see what you have to say then.
Fine.

Ann, it's Charles.

Where are you? You've been gone an hour.

I had to send Ed home in dietary.

I reprimanded him. I caught him jacking
off on the meatloaf.

Maybe you should fire him.

If you're not back in 30 minutes...

And it's me again.

I'm still not back.

I've been looking for Drake, but I can't
find him. I'm hoping to use the car.

My air conditioning isn't working. My
windows don't go down. It's so hot

outside.

Alright, I'm on the way to Janoski's
now.

Hey, need help with that?

It's just canned.

I'm going to the cycling center.

They're closed.

I'm just dropping them off. What the
hell is that smell?

It's sour milk.

Where's Rose?

She's not in there.

She's in there.

Rose!

Rose!

Rose, she ain't in here.

Dr. Gerard?

Yes? Detective Andy Wilkes has some
questions about a patient we discharged.

Yep, come on in.

Thanks for sending me, doctor.

Call me Sam.

Sam, what's the first thing that comes
to mind when I say

She suffered from anxiety disorder and
manic depression over finding her own

body. She found her uncle's body.

I think she's involved in a little thing

here, and God knows what else.

What brings you to these, please?

I'll let you know. I haven't heard from
you yet, and I have no intention of

letting you know.

Mr. Nowski.

Detective Wilk.

Good.

Hello? I'm at the station.

Where is everybody?

Hello?

Detective Wilson.

Andy, new case on Monday.

What about the Janowski case?

The department has denied further
funding for the Janowski case, Andy.

With all due respect, sir, I think
that's a huge mistake.

I would like nothing more than to let
you work on this case for another year.

But this is coming from a higher power.
Well?

The new case will be on your desk on
Monday.

All right, sir. Bye.

Goodbye.

You're talking. Yes.

No, it's.