All language subtitles for Barnaby Jones s07e05 Nest Of Scorpions

Barnaby Jones, a Quinn Martin
production.

Starring Buddy Ebsen.

Also starring Lee Merriweather.

Mark Schera.

With guest stars Hillary Thompson, Alice
Hearson,

Martin Cove, Julie Hill,

Jordan Rose.

Tonight's episode, Nest of Scorpion.

Yeah, I'll spend the night up here.

I'll just have to get started early in
the morning, Paul.

Sarah.

Frank Leeds. He's coming back.

Better get Aunt Emily.

Mr.

Leeds.

Mr.? Boy, you got a short memory.

What happened to Frank, honey?

You just took me by surprise, that's
all.

Melissa, have you been able to find out
anything for me?

Find out?

About where the old man is.

Jason? Yeah, Jason.

Jason Turner.

He owns this place, remember?

Or have you forgotten that, too?

Oh, I haven't forgotten anything.

Do you want a room?

Yeah.

Maybe we can get together later.

Why, Mr. Lee, we didn't expect you back
so soon.

I thought you'd be in Sacramento
transacting your business with Mr.

Did he sell you that piece of land down
on the lake?

Didn't you say it had something to do
with a big development?

Right in the middle of it, Miss Warren.

You might say the whole project depends
on it.

That's why I'm not leaving until I see
Jason Turner.

Oh, I'm afraid I don't understand.

Oh, didn't I tell you?

He wasn't in Sacramento.

He wasn't?

That's good.

That's very good.

That looked just like genuine surprise.

I think it was actually better than last
week when I told you he wasn't in Los

Angeles either.

Oh, Mr. Leeds.

Oh, I'm just so terribly sorry you're
having this trouble connecting with

And I have conveyed all the messages
that he's left for you.

Perhaps he's just trying to avoid you.

Well, then why did he contact me three
months ago when Pine Lake was rezoned?

He started the whole idea.

Surely you know that Jason Turner's a
very eccentric man, to say the least.

Oh, Mr. Leith, I'm sorry. I know how
frustrating this must be for you, but

can promise is that I can tell you when
he comes. Forget it. I am no longer

interested in where the wild goose goes.

Why, I do believe you're calling me a
liar.

Well, we're finally on the same
wavelength.

Oh, I wish you wouldn't think that of
me.

Oh, I'm thinking worse than that, Aunt
Emily.

I'm thinking you're hiding something.

I'm also thinking if Jason Turner can't
be found by tomorrow morning, he should

be reported as a missing person to the
police.

Hey, Lee.

Lee.

You don't have to pretend you don't know
me.

I know all my competition and what
they're up to. It's the secret of my

Mr. Baldwin.

Well, that's what I want to talk to you
about.

Competition.

I mean, there doesn't have to be any if
we throw in together.

Partners. Sure, why not?

We're both after the same thing.

What it boils down to is who gets to
Jason Turner first.

No, what it boils down to is who gets
his land.

Yeah, well, I make a horse race out of
it.

Half a deal is better than none.

Not interested. Look, please.

I need this deal.

My backers won't like it if I miss. Your
backers are exactly what I want no part

of. The Pine Lake development's not
going to be turned into a laundry for

dirty money.

Look, Lee, you can't do...

But it is his house. Yes, but he's gone.

Where?

If I knew, I'd tell you.

Oh, now would you?

Of course I would, Frank, honey.

And I really am glad you came back.

You interested in proving that?

Maybe.

My good children, Pusser.

I need dung to reach for this.

Anybody here named Paula Dixon?

Who is it?

Mr. Jones?

Yeah, yeah, I made good time. Traffic
really moved right along. Well, nice to

see you again.

Jones? J .R. Jones.

But I called Barnaby Jones.

Investigations. Right. Well, I'm
Barnaby's cousin and associate.

Look, I've nothing against nepotism, per
se.

But finding Frank Lee is very, very
important to me.

And, uh... And my hair isn't gray
enough, right?

Well, you see, it was Barnaby Jones who
handled the insurance case for us last

year. And it was Barnaby Jones I called
when Frank disappeared.

He must have really liked his work.

I was impressed.

Barnaby always uses good judgment.

The best.

So how about trusting his judgment one
more time?

So he sent me.

It's just that Barnaby's working on a
case right now, and he, you know, he

really get away, but he'll handle things
on his end.

I'll find your man, Miss Dixon. Count on
it.

I'd like to be called Paula.

All right.

Paula?

I've already gotten out an APB on Mr.
Leeds' car. I did that in L .A.

And I stopped by the sheriff's
substation a few minutes ago, checked

missing persons report filed by Mrs.
Leeds.

Abby, I want to talk to her, by the way.
Well, Abby can't tell you anything.

Well, she doesn't know anything.

She doesn't even know she was about to
become the ex -Mrs. Leeds.

On the other hand... On the other hand,
you can tell me everything about him,

right?

Except what happened to him.

Happened to him?

You sure he just didn't take off
somewhere?

I'm sure.

Look, Frank and I are a great team, J
.R.

Not just personally, but in business,
too.

Now, he called me Tuesday night at 6 .30
on his mobile phone.

He was just pulling into Big Cedar
Lodge.

I'm glad you were able to come back to
work here again this year, Greg.

Well, this time I told your aunt.

It's either head bartender or nothing.

Okay. I'll have margarita.

All right.

Turkey drives a hard bargain.

But everybody's got to pitch in to get
this place ready for the season.

Tell me.

Boy, this tree's really outgrown its
welcome.

These roots are really bound up.

Hey, Greg.

They opened up a new disco in town.

Can you imagine that? A little place
like Culverton.

I haven't been there yet, but they say
it's not too shabby.

Greg?

Hey, Melissa.

Melissa? Hello.

Yeah, I've been thinking.

Maybe we can get together tonight.

I'm closing the bar early, and... Well,
if you're not busy, maybe we can check

out that new disco in town.

There's a guest arriving and no one's at
the front desk.

That's not my job.

Sarah?

Can I help you?

Yeah, hi.

Uh, there isn't really much business
yet, is there? Nope.

Season doesn't really begin for what, a
couple weeks?

Yeah, we have a single.

Well, that's all we have ready. $30.

Hey, listen, you know, don't make a fuss
over me. Just treat me like you would

any other very important person.

That's better.

I'm sorry.

My mind was on something else.

You know, you better be careful.

Word gets out about that smile, you
know.

This place is going to be overrun with
guests of the male persuasion.

Are you really a VIP?

Well, actually, I'm a PI.

That's a private investigator.

My name is J .R. Jones, and actually,
I'm looking for a missing person who is

known to have been here last, Frank
Leeds. Oh, sure.

Tootie, I think.

Yeah, with Tootie.

But he left that same day. He didn't
even spend the night. I understand he

to see Jason Turner.

Did he ever get to talk to him?

Jason's away on business.

Do you know exactly what time Leeds
left?

No, I'm not sure.

But I do remember noticing that his car
was gone, and that was around, oh, 8 o

'clock. Thank you, dear, for taking over
for me.

I'll take care of the gentleman now.

This is my aunt, Emily Warren.

J .R. Jones. And you just scoot along,
young lady.

There's still lots of rooms you haven't
even touched.

Sarah, watch that smile.

I heard you asking about Frank Leeds.
Yeah, yeah. Can you help me?

Well, you see, I had been wondering why
he hadn't used his room yet.

And then I remembered an argument that
he had, and I thought that might be the

reason that he'd left.

Do you remember who he argued with?

It was a man, and I'd seen him around
before.

I think he might be local.

Greg might even know his name. That's
our bartender.

Ah, do you have any idea what the
argument was about?

Well, you know, it was a fight almost,
it seemed.

I couldn't hear what it was, but this
man seemed terribly upset with Mr.

Is your bartender here now?

Mm -hmm. He's out in front in the
parking lot.

Thank you.

His name is Scott something.

I think he's from Culverton.

Been here a few times.

Hangs out in the bar.

And he and Frank Leeds seem to know each
other before the argument.

Yeah. They were looking for the same
guy, Jason Turner.

When was the last time you saw Mr.
Leeds?

I never saw him again after he had words
with Scott.

I guess he stayed in his room.

Why do you say that?

Well, I closed the bar at about 12 o
'clock.

His car was still in the parking lot.

Midnight?

Are you sure about that?

Yeah.

Mr. Jones, there's a telephone call for
you.

Thank you.

Rick, thanks a lot. Maybe we can talk
later.

Sure.

Oh, right over there.

Thank you.

J .R. Jones here.

Betty Jones here.

Now, listen, don't ever try and register
in a hotel under a name like that.

Are you speaking from recent experience?

Are you kidding? I just got here.

I haven't even gotten a decent lead on
our missing person yet. Well, we have,

Jedediah. All right. The APB paid off,
huh? Yes, Frank Leeds' car was found at

the bottom of Pine Lake.

Sheriff is dragging the lake for his
body now.

He thinks it was an accident.

Hmm.

There's only one thing wrong with that,
Barnaby. Paul Dixon told me that Frank

Leeds planned to spend Tuesday night
here at Big Cedar Lodge and then drive

directly to L .A. Wednesday morning for
an important meeting with his building

contractor. But Pine Lake is in the
opposite direction.

Good point, Jedediah.

There's something else, Barnaby. I've
gotten two answers about when Leeds was

supposed to have left here that just
don't track.

Any idea why?

No, not yet.

I also have to check out a guy who had
an argument with Leeds. Sounds like

you're going to have to stay up there a
while.

There's no doubt about it. Maybe I can
get a room for tonight.

Talk to you later.

A word of advice, young man.

I wouldn't try to register at a hotel
with a name like Jones.

Actually, I was thinking of using Smith.

Whatever. Just so I know who to ask for.
Bye.

Bye.

Sarah, I was wondering if I could...
You're not Sarah.

No, I'm not.

I'm Melissa.

Sarah's my little sister.

What's your name?

J .R. Jones.

Jones? Come on, what's your real name?

Oh.

Well, what do you know?

What's a J .R. stand for?

Uh, that you really wouldn't believe.

Okay, J .R.

You gonna stay with us for a while?

Well, for the night, anyway. Oh, I'm so
sorry, Mr. Jones. There are no available

rooms right now. As you can see, we're
still preparing for the season.

Oh, but I thought Sarah... No, she was
mistaken. No, Aunt Emily, number 25, is

ready. Sarah cleaned the room this
morning.

I'll take it.

Come on, J .R., I'll sell you your room.
Thank you.

Abby. I was scared to death.

I knew I'd lock the door and I wasn't
expecting you.

Well, we don't see you here in the
office much lately.

I'm sorry I startled you, Paula.

You know they found Frank's car.

Yes, but not his.

You mean they haven't found him?

There's still hope.

Yeah, I suppose there is.

This is why I came. I wanted to empty
our strongbox before they...

Well, I mean, if they do find out the
worst.

I hope you don't think that's cold of
me, Paula.

Just practical.

No point in sharing everything with
Uncle Sam.

Paula?

Hi, J .R.

Listen, I just came from looking over
Lee's car. I don't think he was in it

it went into the lake.

Really? Yeah, both the doors and the
windows were shut tight.

Now, he would have had to lower a window
to let in a little water to equalize

the pressure, otherwise he never would
have been able to open the door.

Oh, uh, this is Abby Leeds, Frank's
wife.

J .R. Jones.

Are you a policeman?

No, no, I'm a private investigator.

I don't understand.

I hired him, Abby.

I wasn't sure the locals were competent.

Why didn't you tell me?

I didn't want to add to your burden.

Besides, Frank had some important
business appointments he failed to keep.

What? Yes, of course.

Since I stopped working here myself,
Paul is the only one who knows all about

his business activities.

Uh, what about enemies?

Does the name Scott mean anything?
Scott's his first name.

Yeah, Scott Baldwin. It's a real estate
office down the street.

What is he, a competitor?

Well, he tries to be. He represents some
big eastern money.

Frank always thought it was the mob.

You think you can locate him?

What does this Baldwin have to do with
Frank?

Well, apparently they had a big argument
at the lodge the night your husband

disappeared. Scott Baldwin, please.

Oh.

Well, will you have him call Paula Dixon
at Leeds as soon as he returns, please?

Yeah, thank you.

Got to tell him.

Hmm. I got one more. What about Greg
Saunders?

You know him?

How are you?

I've got to talk to you for a minute.

All right.

Okay.

What's wrong?

I'll tell you.

What's wrong, Greg?

What happened to Frank Leeds? That's
what's wrong.

And that detective guy, Jones, he's been
nosing around.

Well, why are you telling me?

Because maybe I think you were the last
one to see Frank Leeds around here.

Look, I saw you being coy and playful,
running up in the trees with leads

chasing behind you.

What do you do in there, anyway?

Nothing.

I swear, Greg, absolutely nothing.

You know what I'd give to believe that,
Melissa?

You know what I'd give just to make sure
that there was nobody else but me?

Is that what this is all about?

You're jealous?

Yeah, well, maybe it was you done
something to Frank.

Maybe you just got so jealous that you
just... Don't try to turn this thing

around.

You think I'm stupid?

You think that I don't know there's
something weird going on around here?

Then what happened to Jason?

What about Jason?

You tell me.

I thought you were coming on to him just
like you did Leeds.

You were teasing that old man.

He chased you into the woods, too.

Right back there in the same place.

No, I didn't do that to get away from
them, that's all.

They're always after me.

Men are.

I don't know why.

What's back there, Melissa?

What's out there that's so damned
interesting?

Oh, Craig.

I'm afraid.

What of?

What the hell is going on?

Something for sure. I don't know what.

It's my Aunt Emily.

I'm scared of her. She makes me do those
things.

Take it away, Craig.

Please.

I'll love you. Just you. Nobody else. I
promise.

We have to be careful. She'll see us.

I'll come to your room tonight after you
close up.

All right.

You know, you can take the paint off a
lot faster with a scraper.

You must think I'm always on a downer,
huh?

No, I just wait till I see you're in a
bad mood and I appear.

It's my new job, making Sarah smile.

Well, you're pretty good at it.

Just like Princess Melissa's good at
making me mad.

Oh, I don't know why I hang around here
anyway.

Have you lived here long?

Not really.

Melissa and I used to come here to work
for my Aunt Emily and Jason during

school vacations.

Just kind of grew into a full -time job.

Sarah, remember you said that Frank
Bede's car was gone from the parking lot

8 o 'clock on Tuesday night?

Yeah, it was around then.

Somebody said they saw it there at
midnight.

It must have come back.

Yeah, I thought that too.

I don't know. I just can't find anybody
who's seen him around. It's strange.

Well, I better get back to work.

Hey, listen, I got a much better idea.

How about if you and I drive into
Culverton for dinner?

Well, I've got all this work to finish.

All right, tomorrow night?

What happened?

Did Melissa turn you down?

I didn't ask Melissa.

What kind of a question is that?

It's called logic.

Why would anybody bother with me when
she's around?

Oh, I get it. You think your sister's
prettier than you are, don't you? Well,

do have a mirror, you know. More
desirable?

Check her record.

More interesting? Right.

Wrong.

On all counts.

I looked at her, sure I did, but...

I looked at you twice.

I'll tell you something else. I'm still
looking.

I just think there's more to see.

In fact, if you turned me down right
now, I still wouldn't ask your sister

around. What do you think of that, huh?

Huh?

You know, JR, you really are good at
your new job.

How about it?

Tomorrow night, if I can get away.

I'll let you know.

Thank you.

Melissa? Melissa, you out there?

I'm still trying to make contact with
Scott Baldwin. It's very important.

Yes, I'll hold.

I mean, it's really a disappearing act
around here, Barnaby. They're still

dragging the lake for Frank Leeds, and I
can't seem to connect with Scott

Baldwin. That's the fellow Leeds had the
argument with.

Yeah, he's due back from New Jersey
today. Now there's another one. Greg

Saunders, the bartender at the lodge.

He didn't show up all night.

How's he involved?

Well, I'm not sure that he is. I just
think he knows something.

Funny thing is, his car is still at the
lodge.

I don't like the sound of that.

How far could he get without his car?

Not very far, I'm afraid.

Jedediah, I'd like to come up there
right now, but I just can't leave.

Now, Barnaby, don't worry. I'm looking
over my shoulder all the way back to

square one.

Why don't you try that fellow that leads
one to see in the first place, Jason

Turner? That's square one.

He's still gone.

Nobody seems very concerned about where,
though.

He might turn out to be a key.

Yeah, and you want to know something,
Barnaby? I think it's going to open up a

Pandora's box.

Talk to you later.

Goodbye.

Well, that'll be just great, won't you?

Hello, Adelaide.

Still haven't found Frank yet, Paula.

I don't suppose that surprises you, does
it?

Surprise me?

What do you mean?

I don't suppose that private
investigator of yours has found anything

either. Well, why don't you just ask
him?

Mrs. Leeds.

I understand motive is a big thing with
you, detective.

Name of the game.

If you consider jealousy, maybe Frank's
secret affair with one of those Warren

sisters out at the lodge suddenly became
not so secret.

Maybe Frank was killed in a fit of
jealous anger.

Uh, Mrs. Leeds, are you pointing the
finger at yourself?

I'm only his wife, Mr. Jones, not his
lover.

Then again, the motive could be purely
economic.

Paula's ambitious, you know.

In less than three years, she has risen
from secretary to assistant to associate

to lover.

Though not necessarily in that order.

Now, with Frank out of the way, she can
simply walk in here and take over the

entire business.

Well, if that's true, then why would she
hire a private investigator?

Can you think of a better way to throw
off the police?

Now, I'm not saying Paula isn't very
clever.

No, Mr. Jones.

Paula's so clever.

But I don't think you or anybody else
will ever find out what happened to

Oh, I'll find out what happened, I
promise you.

I hope you do.

I hope you do.

Look, let me call you right back.

Abby, you said something a minute ago.

Abby, I want to know what you meant.

Well, J .R., I'll just bet you got an
earful about me, huh?

What makes you say that?

I think she knows after all about Frank
and me.

She probably thinks I had something to
do with his disappearance.

Did you?

No.

But if you're as good as Barnaby Jones
thinks you are, you'll find that out,

huh?

And if you'll be back here at 4 .30,
I'll introduce you to Scott Baldwin.

4 .30? It's a date.

Oh, uh, Hanson Rock and Gravel Company.

Do you know where that is?

What are you doing that for?

Well, I can't go to San Francisco with
nothing to wear.

San Francisco?

Yep. First, I'm going to get a lovely
little apartment on the bay all by

Melissa, why?

Because I'm sick of this place.

Cramps my style.

Nothing but married men and been no
place, go in no place, bartenders.

Melissa, are you on something?

No, I'm not.

You should be happy I'm leaving, Sarah.

You'll have a clear field.

Don't push your luck, big sister. Sarah,
haven't you got something to do?

Well, if I don't, you'll find something.

I'm not changing my mind.

I'm not ever going to be happy here.

We can never find happiness anywhere
until we learn that we cannot change

is inevitable.

I can make it on my own.

I'd like to think that.

But we both know that you can't cope
with the rigors of life out there.

You've tried it.

You need a job.

I have money.

Only what I give you.

It's my share.

And thousands.

But only if you stay here, you know
that.

Well, I can work.

In a hotel, I can do that.

And you'd be a servant.

And then you'd come running home again
because here, Melissa, you are a queen.

And you have your family to make things
nice for you and to guide you and to

protect you.

You need us, Sarah and me.

You're all you'll ever have, Melissa.

You have to accept that.

You have to know down deep that you can
never, ever leave here.

Oh, dear Melissa, you know, I don't like
that young man.

I think he's cute.

Yeah, I know you do.

And that's why you're going to be nice
to him.

Very nice.

J .R., I was looking for you.

To tell me that our date is still on for
tonight, I hope. Oh, don't I wish.

Oh, come on. Don't you ever get any time
off around here?

Well, not till after the season opens.
You know, Aunt Emily's the boss. A

is more like it.

I guess old Jason Turner just hands the
place over to her when he's gone, huh?

She's worked for him for years.

Then again, I guess it wouldn't matter
if he never showed up at all, would it?

Aunt Emily would have the run of the
lodge, all the saffet, forever.

Or their power of attorney.

How did she know that?

Hanson Rock and Gravel did a big
remodeling job, and they needed the

okay, and Aunt Emily used her power of
attorney.

Hey, you really are a detective, aren't
you?

Sarah, is that the way it is?

The way what is?

Is Jason Turner never coming back? Has
something happened to him?

Oh, man.

Have you got an imagination?

Yeah. And you know what I keep
imagining?

That, I don't know, some deep, dark
secret is holding you here and keeping

prisoner. Hey, your job is to make me
smile, not laugh.

And anyway, I thought you were looking
for Frank Leeds, not Jason.

I am. Melissa.

Yes, J .O.? Have you seen Greg Sondland?

No, I haven't.

And Aunt Emily is looking for him, too.

He must have taken off somewhere. His
car's gone.

It is?

Yeah, not unless he's come back in the
last half hour.

Thank you.

Sarah, how well did you know Frank
Leeds?

Oh, not personally at all. Why?

Well, I was just trying to get... Sarah,

what do you want?

You know what I want, young lady.

Tell her you're busy.

I can't, J .R. Yes, you can. Tell her
you know there's a fairy godmother, a

large pumpkin, and six incredible white
mice. Tell her. You're crazy.

Tell her you're going to go to the ball
tonight at Louie's Diner in Colverton.

Come on.

No, J .R., I'd love to.

But I just can't.

Sarah?

I'm sorry.

Really.

Hey, hold it!

What are you doing?

Oh, Barnaby, thank heavens.

San Diego Freeway was bumper to bumper.
Have you heard from Jedediah?

Not yet. He was supposed to be at Frank
Lee's office to see Scott Baldwin at 4

.30, and he promised he'd call the
minute he got there.

Maybe I'm worried over nothing.

Chapter 5.

Yeah. I was about to place a call.

Place it.

Leeds Real Estate, Paula Dixon. Paula,
this is Betty Jones.

Is J .R. there yet?

No, and I'm getting a little concerned.

I called the lodge and was told he had
checked out at 3 .30.

Dear. Paula, this is Barnaby Jones.

I want you to stay in your office and
don't leave the phone for anything.

I'm on my way to Colverton now.

All right, Barnaby.

You stay by that one. I will.

Call me as soon as you can. Sure.

There will be a fourth grave. Aunt
Emily, he knows too much.

Isn't there some other way?

No, there is not.

That choice was made the night we buried
Jason.

I didn't want him to die.

You were the reason for it.

I didn't ask him to fall in love with
me. An old man like that?

You let him think that you'd move in
with him.

That all he had to do was move me out.

I never said that to him.

You never did anything to stop him.

Gonna throw me out like a used -up
dishrag.

After all I'd been to him.

All those years.

But that was still no reason to kill him
and bury him out there.

I don't recall your wanting to call the
police.

It was an accident.

It was not an accident.

When are you gonna face up to that?

Melissa, dear, when that knife went into
Jason, it was to keep what was

rightfully mine.

And that night, it became ours.

And not one of us can ever change that.

We have a binding contract for as long
as we live.

The lodge is ours.

The money keeps piling in.

And we will never have to need for
anything.

And we will never let any outsider ever
spoil it for us.

Never.

Now, we know what we have to do.

Let's get to it.

J .R., it's Melissa.

Come on, you've got to get out of here.
Wait a minute. Who locked me in there?

There is no time. She'll kill you like
the others.

Who will?

I'm trying to save your life.

All you have to do is take me with you.

Please.

All right.

Come on.

Stop. Right there.

I thought you'd try something like this.

What am I going to do with you?

Just be careful with that.

Sarah?

Sarah.

Sarah?

You're not part of this.

Yes, she is.

She started it.

She killed Jason.

She killed them all.

Melissa. I can't believe that.

And she'll be the one who'll kill you.

What did I do, get too close to the
truth?

Much too close.

Too bad you had to be a detective.

Why couldn't you have been a salesman?

Even a tourist.

Aunt Emily, please.

When is the killing gonna stop?

When people start minding their own
business.

But there will always be somebody else.

Sarah, get on with it.

Sarah.

You don't want to do this.

But I have to.

There's nobody else.

Sarah.

All right, wait a minute.

Now, why don't you do your own dirty
work?

Sarah. You can't. No!

No!

Stop her.

Stop her!

No, Sarah.

No more.

Jedediah!

Barnaby, over here!

Everything all right, Jedediah?

Under control, Barnaby, but not exactly
all right.

Sorry we couldn't go to dinner, JR,
but... Later, after the season opens,

there'll be some time then.

Oh, it sounds like you stepped into a
nest full of scorpions, J .R. You know,

Betty, it's funny, but those three women
performed like one entity, one

scorpion. Aunt Emily, the brain,
Melissa, the lure, Sarah, the deadly

You know, I had her pegged as a poor,
put -upon Cinderella.

I was all set to be Prince Charming,
too.

I almost wound up digging my own grave.
I got the blisters to prove it.

Well, I'll tell you what, J .R.

You can always be my Prince Charming.

What did I do with that glad flipper?

You got it on you?

Out.