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Naughty America.

Nobody does it better.

Dane.

Dane.

Dane! That's my name, don't wear it out.

You know, you've missed a few biology classes.

I have?

You have.

That is why we are here.

Hello. You paying attention?

Of course I'm paying attention.

Okay.

So, according to my records, especially the sex education, reproductive system,

you weren't here for any of that.

Yeah, because, you know, I was out actually having sex.

Okay.

Yeah.

So you know everything there is to know.

Yeah, of course. I mean, I play video games. I'm good with my fingers.

Coordination. Okay, coordination.

So,

you know all there is to know.

Uh -huh.

Do you know about a woman's breasts?

Of course.

All about them.

Yeah. There's nipples on them.

Yeah. And they're filled with things.

There's... And what do you call the nipples?

Do you know what you call them?

Areola? Oh, you've listened to some things.

Yeah.

Well, do you know how to have sex?

Of course I know how to have sex. I do it all the time.

Do you know about a woman's clit?

Um, I'm not sure that's like the...

Yeah, her G -spot.

Hey.

What?

Come show me.

Hold on, I'm going to protect my fortress.

This is really important.

If I don't protect my fortress, like, you don't understand.

Come here now.

Put it down.

Wait, hold on.

Wait! My fucking fortress died. I died. Put it down.

Or you fail.

Come here.

Now. Show me. Now.

Now. Put it... Show me.

Okay.

What the hell?

What are you doing? I am not a fucking video game.

There. That doesn't work.

This is what you're supposed to be doing.

You should put your face into the breath.

Take your tongue out.

Take your tongue out.

Take your tongue out.

Suck on them.

Come on. Suck.

Suck on them.

See?

No biting.

What? I'm hungry.

Seriously?

Don't you know how to do anything?

I, how I know is you bite nipples. No.

You tweeze them. No. Like this. No.

Stick your tongue out. Come here.

Lightly. Stick your tongue out.

Suck nicely.

So if you know all about sex, why don't you show me what you know.

Show me how.

Come on.

It's about as much as I do when I have sex with a girl.

Oh, come on.

Show me that you like it. No biting.

Do you understand?

We're going to have to work on this. You know that, right?

You ever had your dicks fucked up?

Every day.

Every day? Yeah.

Are you sure about that? Of course.

Stay right there. I'm staying right here.

Oh, your penis is all right.

Fortress.

I'll take your mind off of the fortress.

I always have sex with all my clothes on.

No, you don't.

Oh my god.

What? You're gonna come.

No. Not yet.

Oh my god.

Not yet.

You better hold out.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh, yeah.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody. Nobody. Does it better.