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Huh?
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If you told me we were grooming
a bull today,
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I wouldn't have worn
my new red scarf.
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Yeah, but it looks
so good on you.
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But it might look better on...
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Hyah!
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Yee-haw!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Whoa! Wow!
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Hyah!
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- Jack, that was amazing!
- Wow, Jack!
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Where'd you learn
to do all that?
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I pick up things quick.
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Perks of a life on the road.
They call me One-Take Jack.
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- Oooh!
- Stop.
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Stop, stop.
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Don't clap for him.
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I've got
a very high-stakes crisis.
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Do you guys know "water"?
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What, the liquid?
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No!
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The video game,
"Warriors Against the Realm."
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W.A.T.R.?
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Rated "E" for everyone.
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Oh! One of my friends
played that game.
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He died.
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There's an event
this week with exclusive rewards
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but Anusha's parents
went full Genghis Khan
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and limited her screen time,
and I can't play alone!
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In short, I need a new teammate,
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or my life is over.
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I'll play with you.
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♪ Me and you ♪
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♪ Together we can't lose ♪
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♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
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This isn't an easy game
to learn.
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- And you're not even a gamer.
- Give me an hour.
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I'll be conquering realms
with the best of 'em.
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You don't conquer the realm,
Jack.
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All right,
show me how to play, coach.
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Hold up, before you fight
in the realm,
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you should know this game
can turn good people toxic.
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How could a video game
affect you in real life?
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Just turn the computer off.
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The negativity creeps in.
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You make an excuse,
blame your teammate,
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it spreads like a virus,
and before you notice,
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it's already taken over!
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So, do you press "A," or...
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First, you pick a character.
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I play...
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Lucinda!
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Whose blessed blade cuts foes
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and heals friends.
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Choose carefully.
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There are over a dozen unique--
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I choose "Random."
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Elfion Arrowtip?
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He's kinda weak.
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Ha ha. You're weak. Let's play.
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Our goal is to cross
"the lane"
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to destroy that castle
and stop the enemy duo
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getting to ours.
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Easy. I'm ready.
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Oh, whoa. Why am I dancing?
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You accidentally used
a dance emote!
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How do I stop?
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First take-down.
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Not fair. I didn't mean
to do that.
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Don't worry.
You respawn at the castle.
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I'll hold them off.
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Double elimination.
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What was that?
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That was my ultimate.
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How did I get my ultimate
in the first fight?
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That's because Lucinda
is broken OP.
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If you land your combos,
you can use your "R"
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within the first minute, and the
devs won't balance her at all
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because she's the poster child
of the franchise.
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She's pretty much the meta.
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Huh?!
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Time for round two.
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Here I come! Oops.
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I'll use all my magic points.
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Dodge this!
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Jack, no! That's his...
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...decoy.
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He's right behind me, isn't he?
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Ugh. Used the emote again.
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Ally eliminated.
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Can you turn chat on
and tell these guys
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to stop playing so cheap?
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Trust me. If you want to avoid
becoming toxic,
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never turn on the chat.
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That's my one rule.
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I just want a fair fight.
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Jack, it's fine.
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You'll be bad for a while
before you get better.
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That's not how it works for me!
I'm One-Take Jack.
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The harder the challenge,
the quicker I adapt.
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I can take every trick
this dumb realm throws at me.
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Oi! Take it easy.
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Remember,
this is a mental battle.
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Let's show 'em what we can do.
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Charge!
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Hyah!
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Gah! She got me!
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Ow! Ow! Whoa! Hey! Ow!
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No, no, no, no!
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Aw, man.
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Pretty sweet ultimate, though.
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Defeat.
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- Oh! So close.
- Ah!
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Remember when I almost
shot them with my bow?
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Yeah! Pretty good
for your first try.
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Let's go again.
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Never ever play
right after a loss.
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That was just a warmup!
I didn't get a chance to--
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When you lose, you take a break.
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Clear your mind.
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And that's my other rule,
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Lily's two rules.
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Promise you'll never break
Lily's rules.
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Uh...
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Yeah, I promise.
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I'm thinking it's boba time.
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Wanna come?
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Nah, I'm cool. I'm gonna
do some guy stuff.
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Okay.
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Yeah, I'm not sweatin' it.
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What was my score again?
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Zero take-downs?
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Ninety-nine eliminations?!
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Oh, nice try, mate.
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Maybe try playing offline
in our
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baby mode.
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Ah, heck no!
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One more game ought to do it.
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Follow me.
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Double elimination.
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What? Um, that was a warm-up.
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Besides, there was a glare
in my room.
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Oh! Give me an item!
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Hey, where are you going?
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Come back!
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Bro, what are you doing?
My teammates are feeding!
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Defeat.
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Defeat.
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Let's go again!
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Defeat!
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Defeat!
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Snickerdoodles!
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Uh, you seem busy...
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Get out of here!
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Yup.
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Oh, honey, what happened?
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It's Jack, he...
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He's started puberty!
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Man, I wish I could
jump into voice chat
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and educate
these crumb bums.
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Sorry, Lily.
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Hello, I'm Jack.
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Good luck, have fun,
and more importantly,
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don't mess up or get hit at all!
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I'm supposed to take orders from
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a Day One account?
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Hey, stop looking at my profile
and focus on the game.
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Maybe focus on your zero-percent
win rate, noob.
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There's a glare in my room!
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What makes you think
you're any good?
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You just started.
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'Cause I'm One-Take Jack.
I pick things up quick.
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I adapt!
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Adapt quicker, Jack.
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I don't want another loss
because of a rookie.
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Double elimination.
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I hope that doesn't affect
your win rate,
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C-C-Captain Genius!
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Good one. Call me
when your brain grows back.
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Defeat.
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Hi, mate. Seems like you're
still struggling.
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How about ultra baby mode?
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Oh, no!
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What is it? What's going on?
What'd I miss?
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Lil, it's your brother, he's...
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00:08:02,724 --> 00:08:04,068
going through puberty!
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It's not puberty,
it's poor online etiquette.
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- Oh.
- Oh...
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His toxicity levels
are too high!
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He cannot be approached
physically,
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so we must approach him
digitally.
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Hey, Jack. It's me, Lil.
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Snap out of it!
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Be quiet, troll! Lil would never
speak on the mic.
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Don't you dare pretend
to be her, you noob!
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You better not suck
like all my other teammates,
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or I'ma go crazy!
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Don't worry, bros,
time to kill him with kindness.
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Here, valuable teammate,
take this item.
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Uh... thanks.
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I'm so fast now.
202
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Ugh. You Jester mains
are so cheap.
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Use your arrow
to finish the kill.
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Ah!
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First take-down.
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My... first take-down.
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I'll power you up.
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Use your ultimate.
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My ultimate.
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Come on, let's rush the castle!
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Victory.
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I won.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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- I won!
- Whoo-hoo!
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We did it!
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How does it feel, Jack?
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00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,862
Um, Jack?
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00:09:26,931 --> 00:09:29,585
Umm...
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GG's, easy clap.
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00:09:30,620 --> 00:09:31,793
Maybe next time,
play a character
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that can support
my Elfion better.
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My back's starting to hurt
from carrying.
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Get to know the meta, noob!
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- Is he fine now?
- Did you get enough points?
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I'll be right back.
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Yeah, you might need
to work on your rotation.
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Wait, what are you doing?
I'm queued for another game!
228
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Please!
229
00:09:45,896 --> 00:09:48,758
It burns, it burns!
230
00:09:48,862 --> 00:09:51,310
I'm sorry,
but it's for your own good.
231
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You need to detox.
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00:10:09,965 --> 00:10:11,655
I told you my two rules.
233
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Why'd you go and break them?
234
00:10:13,448 --> 00:10:15,067
Because I'm One-Take Jack.
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I'm adaptable. That's my thing.
236
00:10:18,724 --> 00:10:20,034
Is it?
237
00:10:21,482 --> 00:10:23,655
I guess not.
238
00:10:23,793 --> 00:10:25,757
Did you have fun
our first game?
239
00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:26,930
Yeah.
240
00:10:26,931 --> 00:10:28,827
Have you had fun since?
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00:10:30,310 --> 00:10:31,378
No.
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Just take a breath
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and let the toxicity flow away.
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Geez, how did you get so wise?
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00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,448
And why does it only apply
to video games
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and nothing else
you do?
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Okay, that was toxic, sorry.
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The realm conquered you today.
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Maybe tomorrow we can
try to conquer it back.
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00:11:00,275 --> 00:11:02,344
I thought you said we don't
conquer the realm.
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Be quiet, noob.
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