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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:48,970 --> 00:01:50,020 Oh, good. 2 00:01:54,830 --> 00:01:56,610 It's beautiful here, isn't it? 3 00:01:59,170 --> 00:02:00,790 Don't you think it's beautiful? 4 00:02:01,010 --> 00:02:04,080 It's much noisier than I thought it would be. The countryside. 5 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,830 Dogs barking, cows moaning, sheep bleating. 6 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:10,509 And those damn birds that wake me up at dawn. 7 00:02:11,350 --> 00:02:13,150 Robins or larks or whatever they are. 8 00:02:14,990 --> 00:02:16,040 Hello, Ingrid. 9 00:02:16,230 --> 00:02:17,390 You wish breakfast? 10 00:02:17,790 --> 00:02:19,400 Just a... Fresh orange juice. 11 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:20,850 Yeah. 12 00:02:23,140 --> 00:02:24,940 I think we should have a dinner party. 13 00:02:24,941 --> 00:02:26,959 People down from London, you mean? 14 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:30,460 No, locals. A sort of getting -to -know -you thing. 15 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,880 Perhaps that nice Mr Larkin. 16 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:37,699 Hmm. It was that nice Mr Larkin who assured us we'd have no trouble getting 17 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:38,750 local staff. 18 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:40,180 We've got Ingrid. 19 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:41,950 She's Austrian. 20 00:03:02,090 --> 00:03:05,040 Not too early for a glass of beer, is it? Oh, never too early. 21 00:03:05,210 --> 00:03:06,850 There you go. Oh, tar. Cheers. 22 00:03:07,070 --> 00:03:08,120 Cheers. 23 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:12,090 Oh, half a dozen pheasants hanging in the barn. 24 00:03:12,091 --> 00:03:13,209 Oh, good. 25 00:03:13,210 --> 00:03:15,320 We'll have them for dinner next Saturday. 26 00:03:15,350 --> 00:03:17,400 Fly over from Bluff Court, do they? Yeah. 27 00:03:17,610 --> 00:03:18,990 I'm glad they've restocked. 28 00:03:19,190 --> 00:03:20,970 What they like, the cherry bones. 29 00:03:21,370 --> 00:03:22,750 Eh? What's she like? 30 00:03:24,050 --> 00:03:25,100 She's all right. 31 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:29,390 Dithers a lot. Says things like dovetail and zipped up. 32 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:31,060 Very excitable. 33 00:03:31,090 --> 00:03:37,999 Oh. No, no, no, no. Not excitable in a sort of love of country 34 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,320 life. What, cream comes out of the tap and eggs grow in trees? 35 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:42,680 Yeah, that's about it. 36 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:45,359 Here, where's Charlie and Mary at this morning? 37 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:46,410 Gone to church. 38 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:47,930 Gone to church? 39 00:03:47,931 --> 00:03:50,679 What on earth do they want to go to church for? 40 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:52,419 The vicar thought it might be an idea. 41 00:03:52,420 --> 00:03:54,770 After all, they're getting married in church. 42 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:56,880 Anyway, it is Sunday. People do. 43 00:03:57,260 --> 00:03:58,740 Yeah, well, I don't. 44 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:00,930 No. 45 00:04:01,070 --> 00:04:02,390 That's my church out there. 46 00:04:03,790 --> 00:04:07,210 I mean, if he made all that, that's where you want to thank him. 47 00:04:07,850 --> 00:04:09,630 Not in some gloomy old building. 48 00:04:24,210 --> 00:04:26,630 Oh, beautiful, isn't it? 49 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:29,360 And now... 50 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:35,859 I publish the band of marriage between Cedric Matthew Charlton of Maidstone and 51 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:37,940 Mariette Jane Larkin of this parish. 52 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,020 This is the first time of asking. 53 00:04:41,060 --> 00:04:43,740 If any of you know Paul... Oh, 54 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,480 thank you so much for coming. 55 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:49,460 See you on the big day, then. If not before, we hope. 56 00:04:49,660 --> 00:04:52,280 Oh, weddings are indeed the work of God. 57 00:04:53,300 --> 00:04:54,440 Bye -bye. Good morning. 58 00:04:55,270 --> 00:04:59,290 Oh, Brigadier. Looking as brightly as ever. Splendid service. 59 00:04:59,630 --> 00:05:00,680 Uplifting. Thank you. 60 00:05:06,410 --> 00:05:09,650 Morning. I hear you're getting married. 61 00:05:10,070 --> 00:05:11,120 Oh, really? 62 00:05:11,710 --> 00:05:12,760 Jolly good. 63 00:05:12,930 --> 00:05:14,450 Aren't you the lucky one? 64 00:05:15,270 --> 00:05:18,110 Looks like a jolly strapping stallion. 65 00:05:19,370 --> 00:05:20,420 Steady. 66 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:39,750 Angela? Oh, 67 00:05:40,530 --> 00:05:42,290 hello, my dear. 68 00:05:42,890 --> 00:05:44,030 How are you, young man? 69 00:05:44,710 --> 00:05:45,760 Oh, I do apologise. 70 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:47,570 I had a rather heavy lunch. 71 00:05:48,090 --> 00:05:49,190 Must have dozed off. 72 00:05:50,170 --> 00:05:51,610 Still, it's lovely to see you. 73 00:05:51,790 --> 00:05:52,840 Do sit down. 74 00:05:54,471 --> 00:05:58,049 You'll have to be careful of that chair. 75 00:05:58,050 --> 00:05:59,100 Yes, 76 00:05:59,550 --> 00:06:01,010 it's got a wonky leg. 77 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,120 Quite all right, sir. 78 00:06:03,370 --> 00:06:04,930 I normally lean forward anyway. 79 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,660 I thought you might like a little bit of ham. 80 00:06:07,980 --> 00:06:09,580 Oh, extraordinarily kind. 81 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:12,900 Good God. 82 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:19,640 I'd offer you a drink. I'm afraid I've forgotten to restock lately. 83 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,010 Rather awkward. 84 00:06:21,420 --> 00:06:22,560 That's quite all right. 85 00:06:23,260 --> 00:06:27,800 General, Brigadier, we've come to ask you a favour. 86 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:30,320 Oh, well, if it's within my power. 87 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:31,890 Oh, it is. 88 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:35,970 We'd like you to be best man at our wedding. 89 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:41,820 I'd be damn well honoured. 90 00:06:42,220 --> 00:06:47,840 I... Oba Charlie, a younger man. We won't hear of it, sir. 91 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,180 Nor will Papa Mar. 92 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:51,380 You're outnumbered, General. 93 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:14,690 What's your name? 94 00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:17,340 Montgomery. After the general. 95 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:20,450 Indeed. 96 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,700 Is your mother at home? 97 00:07:22,980 --> 00:07:24,030 She's lying down. 98 00:07:24,031 --> 00:07:25,739 She's pregnant, going to have a baby. 99 00:07:25,740 --> 00:07:26,790 Really? 100 00:07:27,340 --> 00:07:28,960 What about Mr Larkin? 101 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,640 He's having a lie down as well. 102 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:32,640 They like having a lie down together. 103 00:07:35,380 --> 00:07:37,080 Oh, I see. 104 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:42,680 Well, perhaps you'd be kind enough to give them this after... 105 00:07:43,470 --> 00:07:44,590 When they wake up. 106 00:07:45,830 --> 00:07:47,110 Thank you so much. 107 00:07:52,121 --> 00:07:53,669 I 108 00:07:53,670 --> 00:08:04,029 wish 109 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:04,829 you'd stay. 110 00:08:04,830 --> 00:08:07,960 Can't, Basil. We're out to dinner tonight. I must get that train. 111 00:08:08,590 --> 00:08:09,640 Next week. 112 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,540 Well... 113 00:08:23,351 --> 00:08:25,139 Thank you, sir. 114 00:08:25,140 --> 00:08:26,190 Thank you. 115 00:08:27,611 --> 00:08:34,298 What's the matter, Ralph? Tip burning hole in your glove? I should say so. 116 00:08:34,299 --> 00:08:35,739 A ruddy little throopney bit. 117 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:38,600 Yeah, same cheapskate did that to me and all. 118 00:08:43,179 --> 00:08:44,619 Can't you do something, son? 119 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,130 I've done it. 120 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:47,310 I've put the locks on. 121 00:08:47,580 --> 00:08:50,500 I get the fire and the damn thing just goes out. 122 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:54,659 Look, fires aren't like this in films. This is not the films, Pinky. This is 123 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:56,900 real, honest -to -goodness, country life. 124 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:02,500 And it's not all it's cracked up to be. Not by a long chalk. Oh, don't say that, 125 00:09:02,580 --> 00:09:04,960 Sunbeam. I saw a hedgehog today. 126 00:09:05,580 --> 00:09:06,940 I hope it's warm inside. 127 00:09:07,740 --> 00:09:10,090 Oh, ducky, it's going to crush my back already. 128 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,080 Here, keep your stole on there, father, you. 129 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,280 Ain't burning wet birds, is it? 130 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:24,690 Here. Good evening. 131 00:09:25,030 --> 00:09:26,130 To come in, please. 132 00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:28,250 She's not from round here. 133 00:09:35,990 --> 00:09:41,550 Your hair's lovely. 134 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,450 Now I've been too busy with strawberry picking. 135 00:09:59,780 --> 00:10:00,830 Really? 136 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:05,610 Sorry. 137 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:08,640 That's a lovely mink. 138 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:10,300 I've been admiring it. 139 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,400 It's quite gorgeous. 140 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:17,039 It's all very much. Funny enough, I bought this with the money I made 141 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,260 picking last year. 142 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:21,880 Really? I told you I'd pin you down one day. 143 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,190 My chance has come sooner than I expected. 144 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:26,040 Good evening. 145 00:10:26,590 --> 00:10:27,850 What a pleasant surprise. 146 00:10:28,350 --> 00:10:33,110 I was about to say, there's so little damn fun in the country, and here you 147 00:10:33,410 --> 00:10:35,590 You know Mr Larkin? Yes. 148 00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:38,629 We were just talking about having some fun. Oh, good. 149 00:10:38,630 --> 00:10:40,649 We do like our guests to enjoy themselves. 150 00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:42,330 How's your glass, Mr Larkin? 151 00:10:42,570 --> 00:10:45,880 You're still all right, I see. What about you, Corrine? No, thanks. 152 00:10:46,290 --> 00:10:49,000 I don't like anything to take the edge off my appetite. 153 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,360 It's no good for burning. 154 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:03,499 Excellent switches in a sauna, there. Yes, we've still got a few things to 155 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:06,260 learn, but my husband doesn't regret moving here. 156 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,080 Not for a moment. 157 00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:14,540 Dinner's serving, please. 158 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:16,440 Oh, all ready. 159 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,740 I think we might go through now. 160 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:22,960 I do hope everybody's hungry. 161 00:11:28,430 --> 00:11:29,990 Everyone likes prawn cocktail. 162 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:33,430 You mustn't mind if I don't join you. 163 00:11:33,630 --> 00:11:35,230 Certain things I'm not allowed. 164 00:11:35,710 --> 00:11:36,760 Prawns are one. 165 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:40,050 Oh, blow you up, do they? Onions get me like that. 166 00:11:40,290 --> 00:11:42,030 No, I meant my diet. 167 00:11:42,510 --> 00:11:44,090 I have to watch it all the time. 168 00:11:49,150 --> 00:11:50,830 Ma went on a diet once. 169 00:11:51,630 --> 00:11:56,679 By the time she went through a list of do's and don'ts, She was ready for a 170 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:57,880 ratting good breakfast. 171 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:04,959 We were hoping to 172 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:06,040 serve trout patty. 173 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,420 But if there are any trout in the lake, they've disappeared. 174 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,040 Oh, they're hatching. 175 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:21,360 Hatching down below us, but... I thought they spawned a lot earlier than this. 176 00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:23,310 Should do. 177 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,500 I hope you like the white. 178 00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:31,020 A friend of mine's a Greek wine shipper in the city. 179 00:12:31,380 --> 00:12:36,380 Oh, all right. There you go. Cheers. Bottoms up, then. Cheers. 180 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:37,890 Cheers. 181 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,290 Nectar. 182 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,170 Yes. 183 00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:53,220 Oh, by the way, um... 184 00:12:53,221 --> 00:12:56,609 I'll be delivering the boat tomorrow that came with this place. 185 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:59,670 Good. My wife can do with it for the exercise. 186 00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:10,290 Very nice. Very good. 187 00:13:11,570 --> 00:13:13,870 My husband was a rearing blue at Oxford. 188 00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:16,060 Oh, really? 189 00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:19,380 I'll say. 190 00:13:29,230 --> 00:13:32,630 You'll have another drop of this Greek watsit. 191 00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:35,670 Pour, Mr. Larkin, another drink, Ingrid. 192 00:13:36,930 --> 00:13:38,070 Glad you like it. 193 00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:49,050 Ingrid. Yes, that's nice. Very nice. 194 00:13:49,270 --> 00:13:50,320 Oh, dear. 195 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,930 You come from Greece and all? 196 00:13:53,410 --> 00:13:55,010 I am coming from the Tyrol. 197 00:13:55,550 --> 00:13:56,600 Tyrol, yes. 198 00:13:57,260 --> 00:13:58,820 Very, very nice spot there. 199 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,380 I like your dress. 200 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:02,820 It's very nice. 201 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,780 You're hunting lately, aren't you? 202 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:11,380 Well, might do. 203 00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:13,710 You know, depends how much time I've got. 204 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,780 Tend to work all hours as it is. 205 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:19,770 Oh. 206 00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:21,670 Oh. 207 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:25,880 Do try with the chair's silk cup. 208 00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:31,779 Yes, well, I like the drink, but the riding shakes my liver up does all sorts 209 00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:32,860 ticklish things to me. 210 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,020 Does to me, too. 211 00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:53,920 Seen any pheasants on your land recently, Mr. Jerry Barn? 212 00:14:54,380 --> 00:14:55,430 Hardly a damned one. 213 00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:57,670 We restocked, as you told us. 214 00:14:57,990 --> 00:14:59,910 Don't know where the damn things get to. 215 00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:05,050 Well, perfectly obvious to me. Your birds have been taken by something. 216 00:15:05,350 --> 00:15:06,400 Taken by what? 217 00:15:07,470 --> 00:15:08,520 Poachers? 218 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,210 Damned poachers. 219 00:15:13,550 --> 00:15:15,230 Penny said it's in our deep freeze. 220 00:15:15,630 --> 00:15:16,830 Last year's, naturally. 221 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,000 Last year's? 222 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,350 What would bring you round to Grace? 223 00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:23,160 Ah, good. 224 00:15:23,350 --> 00:15:24,490 The roast beef. 225 00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:28,200 What are you down here eating? Roast beef. 226 00:15:34,430 --> 00:15:35,480 It's shrunk. 227 00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:50,229 Now we've managed to get home without collapsing from hunger. Oh, no, and I've 228 00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:52,810 got to call that a dinner party. 229 00:15:58,380 --> 00:16:00,910 I should have done some black pudding with this. Mm. 230 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:02,730 Oh. 231 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:04,610 You're warmer. 232 00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:06,870 Mm. 233 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,800 The circulation's just coming back in my feet. Ow. 234 00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:11,590 Oh. Mm. 235 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:16,820 Mind you, I don't know why you should be cold. 236 00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:20,640 Steamy way that Corrine Perigold was looking at you. Oh. 237 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,600 I don't trust that sort. 238 00:16:22,601 --> 00:16:26,599 There's a lot of females either at your throat or down your throat. 239 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:27,820 Yeah. Quirky. 240 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:30,630 Checks my teeth on it, Joe. I don't know what it is. 241 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:42,690 Is Sid down here? 242 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:46,570 Anywhere? 243 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,740 No, Sid, no. Look, we'll have me under. 244 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,420 I've just got to find the soap. No. 245 00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:10,830 Oh, the better for seeing you. 246 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,210 I brought Arthur over. 247 00:17:13,430 --> 00:17:14,480 Oh, right! 248 00:17:15,089 --> 00:17:16,139 Jolly good. 249 00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:17,480 There you go. 250 00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:19,630 Hey, who's Arthur? 251 00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:21,089 The Brigadier, silly. 252 00:17:21,569 --> 00:17:23,390 Oh, the General. 253 00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:26,470 I can't get used to the fact that he's got a real name. 254 00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:30,090 The thing is, my sweet... Yep? 255 00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:33,970 He's not quite himself. 256 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,130 Hello, Monty. Working hard? 257 00:17:37,450 --> 00:17:38,500 Yeah. 258 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:41,590 I know what his problem is. He don't eat enough, does he? No. 259 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,440 It's the thing about being Charlie's best man. 260 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:55,320 Refill coming up, General. 261 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,290 Oh. 262 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,180 You did say to help myself to another slice? 263 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,600 Of course I did. Only make it a slice. 264 00:18:02,601 --> 00:18:06,079 Turn your back and an ant could have walked off with that titchy bit you were 265 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,130 cutting. 266 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,000 As ever, your kindness itself. 267 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:13,410 Nonsense. Just don't like seeing good food go to waste. 268 00:18:13,411 --> 00:18:16,359 Oh, here they come. Look, I'll see you later, General. I've got to go and 269 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:19,070 change. Me and Marietta are off to London for a fitting. 270 00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:22,670 Ah, 271 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,020 General! 272 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:27,930 Oh, 273 00:18:27,931 --> 00:18:29,599 I see you've got some chaff in the cookhouse. 274 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:30,740 Yes, that's the ticket. 275 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,760 Now then, what's all this about? A mutiny? 276 00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:37,200 Ah. Well, straight to the point, Larkin. 277 00:18:37,540 --> 00:18:38,590 Post of best man. 278 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,450 Quite frankly, I don't think I can pass, Master. 279 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,140 Come on in. Well, look at me. 280 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,580 I'm a damned scarecrow. Oh, rot! 281 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:50,480 You and your best bib and tucker. I don't have a best bib and tucker any 282 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,310 Can't run to it. 283 00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:57,080 Only the pension, you see, and, well, these days... Mr Larkin didn't tell you? 284 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,330 He forgot? 285 00:18:58,331 --> 00:19:00,119 Didn't tell me what? 286 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:03,229 Oh, well, it's an old Kentish custom. I thought I'd mentioned it. 287 00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:07,829 It's up to the bride's father to keep everyone out. Bride, bridesmaids, even 288 00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:08,880 best man. 289 00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:14,149 Oh, now look here, Larkin. You may be able to sell sand to the Arabs, but you 290 00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:16,320 can't expect me to swallow a yarn like that. 291 00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:19,610 It would only be a loan, Arthur. 292 00:19:19,850 --> 00:19:23,050 No. I put up a few blacks in my time. 293 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:26,850 I've never taken money from a woman. 294 00:19:27,150 --> 00:19:30,490 But surely for a 24 -hour dress hire. 295 00:19:30,910 --> 00:19:31,960 Damn me. 296 00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:35,320 You haven't given me an idea. 297 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,880 A neighbour, that is a bit of luck. 298 00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:11,310 What's the trouble? 299 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,450 No idea. 300 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,300 Just faded out as I was driving along. 301 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,680 Well, we'll take a look then. 302 00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:31,440 What are you looking for? 303 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,560 Well, pride, I suppose. 304 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,520 There it is. 305 00:21:09,230 --> 00:21:10,850 Could I wear that at the wedding? 306 00:21:13,550 --> 00:21:14,600 What do you think? 307 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:19,830 I think I'll pop out and get a couple of bottles of champagne. 308 00:21:23,990 --> 00:21:25,530 Awful kind of you to help me. 309 00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:28,830 Try that. 310 00:21:33,370 --> 00:21:34,420 You're a genius. 311 00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:38,470 The distributor cap was off. 312 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,420 You know, I think about cars. 313 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,730 Must have worked a little bit. Yeah, must have. 314 00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:47,190 Let me reward you with a drink. How many up the road? 315 00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:48,780 No, thanks. Some other time. 316 00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:50,940 But this is a good time. 317 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:52,820 We'd be all on our own. 318 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:54,620 My husband's up in London. 319 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,520 So I gather he's your wife. 320 00:21:57,420 --> 00:21:58,800 Sorry, I've got things to do. 321 00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:01,980 Oh, come on. Them's such a far sport. 322 00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:04,680 They say you're quite a ladies' man. 323 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:05,810 Do they? 324 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,700 You've still to prove it with me. 325 00:22:10,090 --> 00:22:12,200 You know what you need, don't you? Tell me. 326 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:13,950 Good belting. 327 00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:18,230 Got a riding crop at home. 328 00:22:32,190 --> 00:22:33,710 Your very good health. 329 00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:35,550 And yours, Angel. 330 00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:39,340 Shouldn't really. 331 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,060 Living dangerously. 332 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,530 Wicked. 333 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,990 I've already had a couple of large snifters with the Larkins. 334 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,540 Or three, or four, or five. 335 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:50,730 What the hell? 336 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:55,580 Cheers. Over the top, down the hatch, or whatever. 337 00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:10,019 Hold your breath. I bring to you most beautiful bride mother I ever... ever 338 00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:15,859 dress for, including royal family bridesmother, whose name I never reveal, 339 00:23:15,860 --> 00:23:17,240 under hot poker. 340 00:23:23,940 --> 00:23:28,499 Well, I never thought Percy Larkin would be lost for words. Oh, Ma, you look 341 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:29,550 lovely. 342 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:48,700 It was the least I could do. 343 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,900 Jolly boat in weather. 344 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:56,659 Tell you what, do you want me to get Mr J to give you a nice row round the lake 345 00:23:56,660 --> 00:23:57,710 before it gets dark? 346 00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,640 Oh, he's not at home. He's up in London. 347 00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:02,360 Anyway, I'm not sure he can actually row. 348 00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:04,230 Oh, pretty. 349 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,500 This is a nice little boat. 350 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,220 A bit rusty, I'm afraid. 351 00:24:10,820 --> 00:24:11,980 I used to dance a lot. 352 00:24:11,981 --> 00:24:13,059 That's it. 353 00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:14,110 You're getting it. 354 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,360 I remember this tune. 355 00:24:17,050 --> 00:24:18,430 It was all the rage that year. 356 00:24:19,470 --> 00:24:24,670 I danced with a girl in a cimbalom. Oh, go on. I love limericks. No, no, no. 357 00:24:25,150 --> 00:24:26,200 It's not a limerick. 358 00:24:26,830 --> 00:24:27,930 It's a faded memory. 359 00:24:29,270 --> 00:24:30,320 Oh, my God. 360 00:24:31,490 --> 00:24:33,090 It's like dancing with a dream. 361 00:24:36,150 --> 00:24:37,350 Here, I'll tell you what. 362 00:24:37,410 --> 00:24:39,810 Why don't I row you round the lake? 363 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,389 Absolutely free of charge. 364 00:24:41,390 --> 00:24:44,940 Oh, no, I couldn't. Actually, I'm looking for some wildflowers to pick. 365 00:24:45,260 --> 00:24:47,670 Are you? Well, there's loads of them over there. 366 00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:49,320 Crowding they are. Thick as thick. 367 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,519 Come on. 368 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,960 Jump aboard. I'll row you over. 369 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:56,279 Oh, dear. I don't think it'll dovetail. You see, I have Korean Perigo coming to 370 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,330 tea at four. 371 00:24:57,940 --> 00:24:58,990 What's the time now? 372 00:24:58,991 --> 00:25:02,939 Look at that. It's not even three o 'clock yet. Hey, come on. Spend your 373 00:25:02,940 --> 00:25:04,759 Jump aboard. All aboard. It's coming aboard. 374 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,140 It doesn't leak or anything. 375 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:08,360 No. You see, I can't swim. 376 00:25:08,361 --> 00:25:12,959 Actually, I'm absolutely terrified of water, to tell the truth. Oh, you'll be 377 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,010 all right. It is safe. 378 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,550 Of course it's safe, safe for the Queen Mary. 379 00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:18,300 You don't wobble. 380 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:20,660 Oh, that's nice. 381 00:25:21,740 --> 00:25:23,060 You get, you get, that's it. 382 00:25:23,220 --> 00:25:25,630 Around the back? Yeah, you sit in the back there. 383 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:27,660 That's it, good girl. Oh, oh. 384 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,650 Right. 385 00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:31,630 There we go. 386 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,760 Oh, a life on the ocean wave. 387 00:25:45,179 --> 00:25:47,300 I wouldn't want to be late for Corrine. 388 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,320 Oh, no. Not for Corrine. No. 389 00:25:51,740 --> 00:25:52,790 There you are. 390 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,460 I'm damn sorry. 391 00:26:08,460 --> 00:26:09,560 I'm all right. 392 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,800 Sweet man. 393 00:26:17,060 --> 00:26:19,700 Fingertips. Ooh, harder. 394 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,100 As you wish. 395 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,120 Other shoulder, other shoulder. 396 00:26:25,380 --> 00:26:26,430 How's that? 397 00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:27,820 Oh, nice. 398 00:26:30,220 --> 00:26:32,480 You naughty man. 399 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,840 You found my weak spot. 400 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:16,290 Cow parsley. Cow parsley. You know them all. Yeah, well, I know most of them. 401 00:27:16,291 --> 00:27:18,739 Hey, look, this is one of my favourites in here. Come here. Let me show you. 402 00:27:18,740 --> 00:27:19,790 Come on. 403 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:23,420 Here you are. Look at that one. 404 00:27:23,780 --> 00:27:24,830 Loose dry, I think. 405 00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:26,300 It's so beautiful. 406 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:31,200 There's nothing more perfect than wild summer flowers in England. 407 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,540 Look at this one. 408 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:38,760 Look. Monkey flower. 409 00:27:39,380 --> 00:27:40,430 Oh. 410 00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:44,339 Let her go, you absolute 411 00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:46,460 swine! I beg your pardon? 412 00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:48,040 Don't worry, I'm a witness. 413 00:28:48,459 --> 00:28:50,700 Witness? I saw you grab her just now. 414 00:28:50,701 --> 00:28:53,739 Well, of course I did for her own good. Otherwise, you'd have slipped down there 415 00:28:53,740 --> 00:28:55,000 and... So you say. 416 00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:57,759 That's not how it appeared to you, Pinky, did it? 417 00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,860 I saw what he did. I heard you scream. I was startled. 418 00:29:00,861 --> 00:29:03,299 That's how men like him take advantage. 419 00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:04,620 He mustn't get away with it. 420 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,680 Hey, now, hang on a moment. Report this. Have him charged. 421 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:08,970 It's the only way. 422 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,390 Let the police deal with him. You're bonkers. 423 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:17,280 I don't need Marriott to say it. 424 00:29:17,919 --> 00:29:22,120 Freely we serve because we freely love. Oh, Milton, paradise lost. 425 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:27,339 Oh, very well. I don't mind omitting the word. It is a trifle unsuited to the 426 00:29:27,340 --> 00:29:29,630 modern world. Here we go. Here we are, everyone. 427 00:29:29,700 --> 00:29:30,750 Here we go. 428 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,220 There you are. That's it now. 429 00:29:33,221 --> 00:29:36,639 Here, Vicar, you'll get a bundle on that one. It's got a real good religious 430 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:37,690 name. Really? 431 00:29:37,860 --> 00:29:41,280 Yeah, it's called Bishop's Gator, better known as Holy Moses. 432 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,300 Gin, plum brandy, grenadine, top. 433 00:29:44,590 --> 00:29:46,370 Cut with cream. Oh, how nice. 434 00:29:47,570 --> 00:29:49,410 Right, well, cheers, everyone. 435 00:29:49,710 --> 00:29:50,760 Cheers. Cheers. 436 00:29:53,530 --> 00:29:56,510 Well, how are you getting on with this old wedding night? 437 00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:57,930 Oh, we're nearly there. 438 00:29:58,510 --> 00:29:59,560 Hymns all selected. 439 00:29:59,690 --> 00:30:01,610 Just going through the form of service. 440 00:30:01,710 --> 00:30:03,880 You were getting rid of me saying obey, Pop. 441 00:30:04,110 --> 00:30:09,150 Mm, jolly good thing, too. Smacks of the chastity belt, that. Oh, that's true. 442 00:30:09,151 --> 00:30:12,629 Ma would never promise to obey me any more than I'd get one of them chastity 443 00:30:12,630 --> 00:30:13,680 belts on her. 444 00:30:13,699 --> 00:30:18,920 I gather that you and Mrs Larkin are as yet unmarried. 445 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,900 Well, no. I mean, we were thinking of making it a fortune next week. 446 00:30:24,220 --> 00:30:27,440 Well, on the account of... I was expecting another little then. 447 00:30:28,580 --> 00:30:30,220 But Charlie told us not to. 448 00:30:31,180 --> 00:30:33,880 Yeah, in case I have to pay any income tax. 449 00:30:34,460 --> 00:30:38,060 There may be a little tax to pay in heaven too, Mr Larkin. 450 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:51,060 Stay there, you lot, all right? 451 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,570 Come in, Owen. 452 00:30:56,571 --> 00:30:58,219 Afternoon, Sid. 453 00:30:58,220 --> 00:30:58,899 How are you? 454 00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:01,300 Come for your eggs. Come and have a drink. 455 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,160 No, thanks, Sid. 456 00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:06,920 You see, I'm here on official business, I'm afraid. 457 00:31:06,921 --> 00:31:08,059 Oh, yeah? 458 00:31:08,060 --> 00:31:09,900 I have to give you this in person. 459 00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:13,490 It's a summons for indecent assault. 460 00:31:16,510 --> 00:31:17,560 Indecent assault? 461 00:31:18,550 --> 00:31:20,450 Indecent... Would you like me to leave? 462 00:31:21,010 --> 00:31:23,900 No, no, no, it's all right, Vicar. You're a man of the cloth. 463 00:31:24,230 --> 00:31:25,610 You've probably seen it all. 464 00:31:27,850 --> 00:31:32,930 You're hereby charged that on the said date in the vicinity of Bluff Court 465 00:31:32,990 --> 00:31:38,730 you... You did interfere. 466 00:31:38,731 --> 00:31:42,859 With the person of Phyllis Monica Jeroboam of the said bluff court. 467 00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:43,910 It's ridiculous. 468 00:31:44,580 --> 00:31:45,630 Stupid woman. 469 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:50,019 Take note. You are summoned to appear before the magistrates at the court of 470 00:31:50,020 --> 00:31:51,070 petty sex. 471 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,160 Well, I'll blanko up and go sick. 472 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,530 Sorry, Sid. 473 00:31:58,531 --> 00:32:02,039 Hate to do it. I'd have chucked it in a ditch if I thought I could get away with 474 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,200 it. Now, you get yourself a good lawyer. 475 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:05,490 That's my advice. 476 00:32:05,980 --> 00:32:07,940 Lawyer? I don't want no lawyer. 477 00:32:07,941 --> 00:32:09,639 I'm going to defend myself. 478 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:10,599 Is that wise? 479 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,650 Yeah. 480 00:32:11,651 --> 00:32:13,999 You've got brains, Charlie boy. You're going to help me. Anyway, we've seen 481 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,980 enough trials on the telly, haven't we? 482 00:32:16,020 --> 00:32:18,370 When's all this supposed to happen? Oh, my God. 483 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,410 July the 7th. 484 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:21,650 July the 7th? 485 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,940 But that's the day of the wedding. 486 00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:27,490 What if they find you guilty, send you to prison? 487 00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:29,780 I miss my daughter's wedding. 488 00:32:30,540 --> 00:32:31,590 I'll have her job. 489 00:32:31,591 --> 00:32:34,159 What time is it supposed to start? 490 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,069 Ten o 'clock. 491 00:32:35,070 --> 00:32:38,500 Ten o 'clock, ten o 'clock. That gives us two hours before the wedding. 492 00:32:38,501 --> 00:32:42,489 Right, listen, Charlie, my learned friend, you and I are going to build up 493 00:32:42,490 --> 00:32:44,349 cast -iron solid case for the defence. 494 00:32:44,350 --> 00:32:46,609 Assemble all the evidence. Who's here in this case? 495 00:32:46,610 --> 00:32:48,720 Oh, you mean who's chairman of the bench? 496 00:32:49,190 --> 00:32:51,310 That'll be Sir George Bluff Gore. 497 00:32:54,990 --> 00:32:56,610 Would a prayer be an order? 498 00:32:59,570 --> 00:33:01,350 Call Sir Charles Larkin. 499 00:33:01,930 --> 00:33:04,490 Now, don't forget, I put it to you. 500 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:06,420 I suggest that you align. 501 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,900 Suggest. Remember to pause to throw the witness off balance. 502 00:33:13,620 --> 00:33:16,090 And make sure you call Sir George. You're a master. 503 00:33:17,180 --> 00:33:20,910 If it's anything like the cricket match, you could expect a hanging judge. 504 00:33:31,980 --> 00:33:34,150 I gather Larkin's going to defend himself. 505 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:35,860 No, he's come dressed for the part. 506 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,520 Garden Court, may I proceed? 507 00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:42,360 You are Sidney Charles Larkin? 508 00:33:42,860 --> 00:33:45,020 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Very well. 509 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:50,140 Sidney Charles Larkin, you are hereby charged that on the 23rd of August, 510 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:54,600 at Bluff Court, you did unlawfully and indecently assault a certain female, 511 00:33:54,820 --> 00:33:57,100 namely Phyllis Monica Geriber. 512 00:33:58,330 --> 00:34:02,129 I have to put it to you, Mr Larkin, that you have the choice of being tried by 513 00:34:02,130 --> 00:34:04,930 jury or having the case summarily dealt with here. 514 00:34:04,931 --> 00:34:07,729 No, I want it done here and now. I don't want it to drag on. I've got a wedding 515 00:34:07,730 --> 00:34:09,110 to go to late on this morning. 516 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:11,170 And that explains their barrel, does it? 517 00:34:11,429 --> 00:34:12,479 Yes, sir. 518 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:16,009 There's no law against me being dressed like this, is there, your honour? 519 00:34:16,010 --> 00:34:17,570 No, no, no, no, no, of course not. 520 00:34:17,969 --> 00:34:21,609 I do have to say that I know this gentleman. Does the prosecution have any 521 00:34:21,610 --> 00:34:22,660 objection? 522 00:34:23,030 --> 00:34:24,409 No, none at all, sir. 523 00:34:25,210 --> 00:34:26,260 Proceed. 524 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,320 Do you plead guilty or not guilty? 525 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:29,890 Guilty. 526 00:34:30,900 --> 00:34:33,260 Not guilty, I mean, what do you think? 527 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,430 This court is not interested in what anyone thinks. 528 00:34:36,699 --> 00:34:39,159 Just answer the questions as they are put to you. 529 00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:42,940 Well, I put it to you, Your Honour, that I just have to answer. 530 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,980 Are you represented in court? 531 00:34:47,580 --> 00:34:50,600 Yes, thank you. All my family out there, not a few friends. 532 00:34:50,601 --> 00:34:52,519 Of course, some more coming on the way. 533 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:55,540 The clerk means, are you represented by a solicitor? 534 00:34:56,979 --> 00:34:58,220 Oh, sorry, yes, I see. 535 00:34:59,060 --> 00:35:04,260 No, I shall be appearing for myself, Your Honour. 536 00:35:04,820 --> 00:35:09,419 Yes. When I'm in the dock, I will appear as myself, and when I'm not in it, I'll 537 00:35:09,420 --> 00:35:10,620 be appearing for myself. 538 00:35:11,060 --> 00:35:12,600 If you understand what I mean. 539 00:35:18,431 --> 00:35:25,459 I'm informed that you do have the right to conduct your case from the floor of 540 00:35:25,460 --> 00:35:26,510 the court, Mr. Larkin. 541 00:35:27,180 --> 00:35:28,480 You may leave the dock. 542 00:35:28,481 --> 00:35:29,759 Yes. 543 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,830 Thank you very much, Your Honor. I'm much obliged, Your Honor. 544 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,300 Owen Barlow, appearing for prosecution. 545 00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:42,560 Good to see you, Mr. Barlow. 546 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:44,170 Thank you, sir. 547 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:49,800 The facts in... 548 00:35:50,451 --> 00:35:52,239 Do you mind? 549 00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:54,770 No, no, not at all. No, you carry on, old boy. Carry on. 550 00:35:58,060 --> 00:36:04,939 The facts... The facts in 551 00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:08,900 this case are quite... So far, Charlie boy, all right. So far, so good. Good. 552 00:36:17,870 --> 00:36:22,830 in this case are quite straightforward, sir, and are as follows. 553 00:36:23,450 --> 00:36:24,890 I just got one question. 554 00:36:25,390 --> 00:36:29,110 The other afternoon... Momentous. 555 00:36:29,370 --> 00:36:35,770 Yes, but I found myself on the bed and you weren't there. 556 00:36:36,190 --> 00:36:38,410 Well, a girl has to go home sometime. 557 00:36:39,090 --> 00:36:40,790 Yes, I appreciate that. 558 00:36:41,270 --> 00:36:46,450 But it's the time before you went home that I'm referring to. You were asleep, 559 00:36:46,730 --> 00:36:48,460 darling. Oh, damn. 560 00:36:48,461 --> 00:36:50,079 And you? 561 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,980 I had the brand you promised me. 562 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,020 I needed it, too. 563 00:36:54,021 --> 00:36:55,899 Needed it? 564 00:36:55,900 --> 00:36:56,950 Good God. 565 00:36:57,020 --> 00:36:59,910 Do you mean to say the whole affair had that effect on you? 566 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,130 Devastating. 567 00:37:02,860 --> 00:37:04,140 Follow to repeat it? 568 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,580 What do you think? 569 00:37:08,220 --> 00:37:09,270 Good God. 570 00:37:09,620 --> 00:37:14,399 You have told the court you were afraid, Mrs. Jerryburn. Were you in fact more 571 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,450 than afraid? 572 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,050 I was. 573 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:22,019 Were your reactions, in fact, those of any respectable, decent woman face to 574 00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:27,519 face alone with unexpected and undesirable interference from a 575 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,960 interloper or, for all you know, an attacker? 576 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,740 I beg your pardon. Don't you talk about him like that. Silence. 577 00:37:34,741 --> 00:37:38,859 Silence, my foot. He wouldn't molest a flea, let alone a dizzy bit of baggage. 578 00:37:38,860 --> 00:37:39,910 Silence. 579 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,400 May I remind you, this is a court of law. 580 00:37:42,980 --> 00:37:46,230 Any further outbursts like that will result in instant removal. 581 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:49,450 Mr. Barlow. 582 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,860 I think the witness has suffered enough. 583 00:37:53,860 --> 00:37:55,540 No further questions, sir. 584 00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:59,499 Do you have any questions of this witness, Mr. Larkin? 585 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:00,550 Oh, yes, indeed. 586 00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:02,280 I mean, I should cocoa. 587 00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:11,219 Now, Mr. Gary Bowen, will you tell the court, loud and clear, the answer to a 588 00:38:11,220 --> 00:38:12,270 simple question? 589 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:13,600 Using your own words. 590 00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:15,710 Can you swim? 591 00:38:16,940 --> 00:38:18,100 No, I can't. 592 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,940 Mrs. Jerry -Burnham, I put it to you that you're in fact terrified of water. 593 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,940 I wouldn't say exactly terrified. 594 00:38:25,660 --> 00:38:26,940 Oh, no? 595 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:31,960 Well, cast your mind back to the afternoon inquest. 596 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:39,620 Weren't your first words on being invited to a trip in the boat something 597 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:44,260 I can't swim, I'm simply terrified of water? 598 00:38:44,580 --> 00:38:48,380 You told me the lake was 15 feet. in places, even 20. 599 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,300 Gave you a bit of a turn, that, did it? 600 00:38:55,520 --> 00:39:01,680 Now, Mrs Jeroboam, do you recall when nearing the jetty that same afternoon, 601 00:39:02,060 --> 00:39:07,239 that's where the water is deepest, by the way, that you were warned on no 602 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:10,790 account should you move until the boat was moored safely to the jetty? 603 00:39:10,860 --> 00:39:12,760 Possibly. I was in a great hurry. 604 00:39:12,980 --> 00:39:14,840 To go where? To the bottom of the lake? 605 00:39:14,841 --> 00:39:17,079 Of course, that's where you would have gone if I hadn't grabbed hold of you 606 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:20,450 I did, Mrs Jeroboam. Not at all. I could well have looked after myself. 607 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,620 Not on your nelly. 608 00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:25,040 What's that expression? 609 00:39:25,220 --> 00:39:29,759 It's an expression in the current vernacular. It comes, I believe, from a 610 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:30,810 comedian. 611 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,080 Indeed. Not home service. 612 00:39:33,940 --> 00:39:37,180 Yes, well, just two more questions, my lad. 613 00:39:38,380 --> 00:39:40,800 Mrs Jeroboam. 614 00:39:41,930 --> 00:39:48,130 What did you do after the, uh, the... Yes. 615 00:39:48,550 --> 00:39:50,510 After the alleged attack? 616 00:39:51,910 --> 00:39:54,510 I screamed. 617 00:39:55,030 --> 00:39:59,710 Oh. Well, why didn't you fight off the, the what? 618 00:40:00,250 --> 00:40:05,609 Alleged. The alleged advances, Mrs. Jeroboam. Because you were holding both 619 00:40:05,610 --> 00:40:06,710 hands. Ah! 620 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:11,980 So I've got three hands, have I? Two to hold you and one to molest you with. 621 00:40:11,981 --> 00:40:13,899 That's the stuff I give her. No food! 622 00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:14,950 No food! 623 00:40:15,060 --> 00:40:16,110 Silence! 624 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,090 No sign. 625 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:19,610 No, not yet. 626 00:40:19,780 --> 00:40:21,460 We should be there in 40 minutes. 627 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,510 What about them? They should be waiting at the church. 628 00:40:25,511 --> 00:40:27,319 Well, you've driven the rolls, haven't you? 629 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,730 Isn't one member of the family in court enough? 630 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,380 Just take a cushion under you. 631 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,520 Come on, get in. 632 00:41:01,061 --> 00:41:03,149 So you 633 00:41:03,150 --> 00:41:09,969 were to 634 00:41:09,970 --> 00:41:11,610 take tea with Mr. Jeroboam? 635 00:41:11,850 --> 00:41:14,910 Yes. I drove over to Bluff Court, pardon the leg. 636 00:41:15,130 --> 00:41:16,570 And what did you see? 637 00:41:17,010 --> 00:41:19,880 Well... First of all, I saw them on the other side of the lake. 638 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:26,540 And? Pinky, that Miss Jeroboam, seemed to be hurrying away from Mr Larkin, 639 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:28,380 as if she was frightened. 640 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,420 So it was obvious to you... Objection! 641 00:41:32,060 --> 00:41:33,380 Supposition, Your Honour. 642 00:41:34,740 --> 00:41:39,459 Mr Larkin, could you refrain from playing Spencer Tracy or whoever it is? 643 00:41:39,460 --> 00:41:42,890 sir, that's your part, Your Honour. You're always supposed to judge. 644 00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,140 What is it you want to say? 645 00:41:45,141 --> 00:41:48,829 A world of witnesses being asked to guess what's going on when it's nothing 646 00:41:48,830 --> 00:41:49,880 she thinks it is. 647 00:41:50,530 --> 00:41:51,580 Hear, hear. 648 00:41:51,890 --> 00:41:53,630 That's one in the eye for you, madam. 649 00:41:53,710 --> 00:41:54,760 Silence. 650 00:41:56,050 --> 00:41:57,100 Oh, very well. 651 00:41:57,101 --> 00:41:58,369 Strike that out. 652 00:41:58,370 --> 00:41:59,649 Thank you very much, Your Honour. 653 00:41:59,650 --> 00:42:00,930 Is that proper, Barlow? 654 00:42:01,610 --> 00:42:04,450 American, I'm afraid, sir, but I have the gist. 655 00:42:06,290 --> 00:42:07,340 Mr. Barlow. 656 00:42:08,110 --> 00:42:09,160 Thank you, sir. 657 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:53,899 And would you say that the reaction of Mrs. Jerry Bowen was that of a woman in 658 00:42:53,900 --> 00:42:56,420 state of most alarming and acute distress? 659 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,200 Yes, I would. 660 00:42:59,940 --> 00:43:01,300 She was hysterical. 661 00:43:01,900 --> 00:43:03,240 One more question. 662 00:43:03,740 --> 00:43:10,479 Did the defendant at any time offer in your presence any sort of explanation or 663 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:11,900 apology for his action? 664 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,520 No. None whatever? 665 00:43:15,660 --> 00:43:17,480 None. Whatever. 666 00:43:17,940 --> 00:43:19,880 He just laughed. 667 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:24,180 He just laughed. 668 00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:35,920 Mrs. 669 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:40,720 Perrigo. Oh. 670 00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:47,910 I think that you're keen on hunting, are you not? 671 00:43:48,470 --> 00:43:49,670 I enjoy the hunt. 672 00:43:50,010 --> 00:43:52,490 I'm sure you do, more than most. 673 00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:57,649 Breaking fences, riding over people's private property, cornering the poor 674 00:43:57,650 --> 00:44:02,189 little toxin, tearing it to bits. Oh, really? I must object. This is totally 675 00:44:02,190 --> 00:44:06,009 irrelevant. Is that an English objection or an American objection? It doesn't 676 00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:07,450 matter. Objection sustained. 677 00:44:07,910 --> 00:44:10,450 I mean, stick to the point, Larkin. 678 00:44:10,750 --> 00:44:14,190 Yes. Yes, very well, Your Honour. All right. 679 00:44:15,180 --> 00:44:21,060 How far away were you when you saw the alleged attack... I've seen her before. 680 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:23,440 Where in the box? Only a few yards. 681 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:27,939 Mrs Perrigo. Well, I suggest to you... Perrigo? You had a neck the length of a 682 00:44:27,940 --> 00:44:33,279 giraffe and a 50 -foot... Have 683 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:37,600 a little decorum. Come along. 684 00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:43,320 You have told my learned friend... 685 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:49,800 But, uh, you saw me trying a bit of a kiss and a cuddle with Mrs. 686 00:44:50,100 --> 00:44:51,420 Jeroboam. Yes, I did. 687 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:54,720 Was that before the alleged assault? Just do it. 688 00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:56,910 Eh? 689 00:44:59,700 --> 00:45:03,480 Shh! Having a bit of trouble with the answer, are we? No. 690 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,020 You did make advances in the boat. 691 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:09,290 Well, whilst rowing, how did I do that then? With my feet? 692 00:45:09,860 --> 00:45:10,910 Silence in court! 693 00:45:17,839 --> 00:45:21,220 Um, before I go on, I'd like an adjournment. 694 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:26,490 May I again remind you, Mr Larkin, that you are not appearing on television? 695 00:45:28,060 --> 00:45:30,860 No, I'd still like to ask for a five -minute halt, sir. 696 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:32,330 For what reason? 697 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:36,740 Vital new evidence. 698 00:45:51,310 --> 00:45:52,950 Excuse me, do you mind? 699 00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:56,269 Do you know it's an offence to interfere with a course of justice? 700 00:45:56,270 --> 00:45:58,330 Look, Larkin, don't be silly. 701 00:46:00,210 --> 00:46:03,969 Supposing you put me in the box again and I say the whole thing's a terrible 702 00:46:03,970 --> 00:46:05,020 mistake? 703 00:46:05,530 --> 00:46:07,990 Suppose you said potato crisps were stars. 704 00:46:08,550 --> 00:46:12,609 It's only really a question of pride with Pinky Jeroboam. I don't believe she 705 00:46:12,610 --> 00:46:13,870 wants to put you in prison. 706 00:46:15,650 --> 00:46:16,700 Neither do I. 707 00:46:18,660 --> 00:46:21,020 Fancy a spelling clink yourself, do you? 708 00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:30,470 You are Percival Jethro Larkin? Well, I wouldn't be anybody else, would I? 709 00:46:30,471 --> 00:46:31,979 Yes, sir. 710 00:46:31,980 --> 00:46:35,219 And you live at this present time at the Marble Arch Hotel, London? 711 00:46:35,220 --> 00:46:36,079 That's me. 712 00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:37,640 What did you say to Marble Arch? 713 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:39,180 I'm a waiter there, sir. 714 00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:40,550 Ah, I see. 715 00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:42,010 Do go on. 716 00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:43,840 Much obliged. You're on. 717 00:46:44,940 --> 00:46:45,990 Now then, Percival. 718 00:46:46,660 --> 00:46:47,710 Mr Larkin. 719 00:46:48,140 --> 00:46:51,460 I'd like you to take a glance around this court. 720 00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:53,650 Take your time. 721 00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,360 Make a nice, good, long look. 722 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:00,850 All right. 723 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:05,760 Do you see anyone in this court known to you as Mrs Perrigo? No, that I don't. 724 00:47:05,980 --> 00:47:07,030 Are you quite sure? 725 00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:11,010 Could you look at that lady up there in the red dress? 726 00:47:11,820 --> 00:47:13,740 Do you know her as Mrs Perrigo? 727 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:15,210 I'd blow it if I do. 728 00:47:15,211 --> 00:47:18,659 You don't know her as Mrs. Perrigo, but you do know her. Oh, yes, I know her. 729 00:47:18,660 --> 00:47:22,360 Ah, then, Your Honor, let the record shut. Mr. 730 00:47:22,361 --> 00:47:25,179 Larkin, can you tell us what this is designed to prove? 731 00:47:25,180 --> 00:47:26,560 Where is it meant to lead us? 732 00:47:27,100 --> 00:47:28,150 To the truth. 733 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,100 And it's about time we heard, sir. Silence. 734 00:47:32,940 --> 00:47:39,899 Right. Now, Mr. Larkin, can you tell the court where you last saw that lady? A 735 00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:40,950 few weeks ago. 736 00:47:41,020 --> 00:47:42,540 Tell me where you saw her. 737 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,100 Marble Arch Hotel, room 207. 738 00:47:45,580 --> 00:47:46,640 And where was she? 739 00:47:47,020 --> 00:47:48,070 In bed. 740 00:47:48,340 --> 00:47:52,740 I was on room service at the time, taking up teas. And was she alone? 741 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:54,930 No. 742 00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:56,330 With a gent. 743 00:47:58,720 --> 00:47:59,770 Silence! 744 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,050 Thank you, General. 745 00:48:03,980 --> 00:48:10,679 So, that lady, you say, is not Mrs Perrigan? Not what she was booked in as. 746 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:16,049 was booked in as Mrs Fanshawe. So, that lady... describing herself in this court 747 00:48:16,050 --> 00:48:21,150 on oath as Mrs. Perigo registered into your hotel as Mrs. 748 00:48:21,490 --> 00:48:25,350 Fanshawe. Yes, and that's a fact. Which goes to prove, does it not, that I am... 749 00:49:06,830 --> 00:49:07,880 I'm ready, Pop. 750 00:49:08,630 --> 00:49:09,680 My God. 751 00:49:10,330 --> 00:49:12,730 You're perfectly beautiful. Pop, you won! 752 00:49:13,090 --> 00:49:14,140 Yes! 753 00:49:15,750 --> 00:49:18,310 This is the day when everything's perfect. 754 00:49:20,410 --> 00:49:21,460 Bye. 755 00:49:42,071 --> 00:49:43,959 Where are they? 756 00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:47,320 Come on. 757 00:49:47,321 --> 00:49:48,749 Come on. 758 00:49:48,750 --> 00:49:53,300 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 55920

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