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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,319 --> 00:00:41,820 (plug clicks into socket) 2 00:00:43,989 --> 00:00:45,925 (electronic drum music) 3 00:01:01,073 --> 00:01:02,908 I am a conquering warrior, 4 00:01:04,009 --> 00:01:05,611 and master of self. 5 00:01:07,313 --> 00:01:12,251 I conduct myself with nobility and strength, 6 00:01:14,253 --> 00:01:15,854 one day at a time. 7 00:01:17,356 --> 00:01:18,958 (optimistic music) 8 00:01:33,072 --> 00:01:34,640 This is for you, Iver. 9 00:01:39,445 --> 00:01:41,046 (electronic keyboard music) 10 00:01:46,118 --> 00:01:47,786 (full electronic track) 11 00:02:06,472 --> 00:02:07,873 (spoon clinks on bowl) 12 00:02:17,416 --> 00:02:18,751 (tablets crushing) 13 00:02:31,730 --> 00:02:32,798 (gulps) 14 00:02:43,242 --> 00:02:44,576 (children playing) 15 00:02:50,516 --> 00:02:52,084 (sirens wailing) 16 00:02:53,585 --> 00:02:57,323 Industriousness, self-reliance, perseverance, 17 00:02:57,389 --> 00:03:01,126 courage, truth, honour, fidelity, 18 00:03:01,327 --> 00:03:03,696 discipline, industriousness, 19 00:03:03,762 --> 00:03:05,064 hospitality, 20 00:03:05,130 --> 00:03:07,900 self-reliance, perseverance. 21 00:03:08,167 --> 00:03:09,401 (knocks on door) 22 00:03:09,468 --> 00:03:10,736 -Angie? -Yeah? 23 00:03:10,803 --> 00:03:12,838 I need to borrow you one last time. 24 00:03:13,305 --> 00:03:14,940 I've modified me ramps. 25 00:03:16,742 --> 00:03:19,311 Are you going to the Solstice bonfire tonight? 26 00:03:19,445 --> 00:03:21,080 The whole flats is going to be there. 27 00:03:21,146 --> 00:03:23,148 No, I'm going to Iver's. 28 00:03:23,215 --> 00:03:26,318 But it's your day off. Ah, come on, it'll be deadly. 29 00:03:26,618 --> 00:03:28,063 Right, we need to borrow Juno as well, 30 00:03:28,087 --> 00:03:30,289 we need to go full weight. -Well, throw us the cushion, 31 00:03:30,356 --> 00:03:32,157 so, she cut the leg off me last time. 32 00:03:33,726 --> 00:03:36,462 No, not that one, that's me good one, the other one. 33 00:03:39,565 --> 00:03:41,133 Yep, perfect, thank you. 34 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,435 (whistles, clucks) 35 00:03:43,502 --> 00:03:45,270 Ah, Juno. 36 00:03:45,637 --> 00:03:47,940 Stay in this joke, Angie. 37 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:50,743 (mimics barking) 38 00:03:51,744 --> 00:03:53,679 Look, I know he's your sponsor, and... 39 00:03:53,846 --> 00:03:56,548 you're doing an amazing job of being his carer, but... 40 00:03:57,483 --> 00:03:59,952 you need to get a little life of your own. 41 00:04:01,153 --> 00:04:04,523 Seriously Leon, what are you going to do when he's gone? 42 00:04:04,590 --> 00:04:07,793 I'll go back on the gear, three years to catch up on. 43 00:04:08,327 --> 00:04:09,895 -That's not funny. -I know. 44 00:04:10,496 --> 00:04:13,232 It's a lot of gear to get through, right? 45 00:04:13,298 --> 00:04:14,600 (upbeat music) 46 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:16,001 Hold onto your mutt. 47 00:04:16,535 --> 00:04:17,936 ANGIE: Ooh. 48 00:04:18,003 --> 00:04:19,872 (grunting) 49 00:04:19,938 --> 00:04:21,440 That's it, hold 'em. 50 00:04:22,908 --> 00:04:26,578 How are we, Jerry? (panting, barks) 51 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:30,282 Oh yes, yes David. 52 00:04:30,349 --> 00:04:32,017 (claps) I'm open. 53 00:04:33,352 --> 00:04:35,554 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 54 00:04:36,088 --> 00:04:37,222 Aah. 55 00:04:39,258 --> 00:04:40,759 (boys laughing) 56 00:04:44,663 --> 00:04:46,832 Yeah, you looking? 57 00:04:47,132 --> 00:04:48,534 Alright, Cleggs. 58 00:04:49,201 --> 00:04:50,369 Alright, cuz? 59 00:04:50,436 --> 00:04:51,737 Yeah, good, yeah. 60 00:04:51,804 --> 00:04:54,540 Where are you off to, whistlin' dixie? Work? 61 00:04:54,973 --> 00:04:58,343 Yeah, well, er, no, it's me day off. 62 00:04:58,477 --> 00:04:59,878 But you're going in anyways? 63 00:05:03,015 --> 00:05:04,015 Here. 64 00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:06,852 A clear head is good company. 65 00:05:08,387 --> 00:05:09,755 Come on, Leon. 66 00:05:10,823 --> 00:05:12,925 If you weren't family, I'd fucking hate you. 67 00:05:13,392 --> 00:05:14,927 (chuckles) 68 00:05:16,495 --> 00:05:18,997 What has you like a fizzy Chewit? 69 00:05:19,064 --> 00:05:21,233 I don't want Iver to miss the sunlight. 70 00:05:21,467 --> 00:05:22,734 You're obsessed with him. 71 00:05:22,801 --> 00:05:24,036 (upbeat electronic music) 72 00:05:24,102 --> 00:05:26,104 You'd live up his hole if you could. 73 00:05:28,207 --> 00:05:29,875 And pay him rent. 74 00:05:33,178 --> 00:05:34,680 You prick. 75 00:05:45,624 --> 00:05:48,160 How are you? I didn't see you there. 76 00:06:14,953 --> 00:06:17,189 (electronic music continues) 77 00:06:34,673 --> 00:06:36,174 (keys jangle, door opens) 78 00:06:38,477 --> 00:06:39,912 (door closes) 79 00:06:44,850 --> 00:06:46,785 (epic Nordic music) 80 00:06:53,525 --> 00:06:55,227 What the fuck?! 81 00:07:04,169 --> 00:07:08,240 Alright, here we go Iver, careful now, careful. 82 00:07:11,710 --> 00:07:13,111 Alright, Iver. 83 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,155 (music stops abruptly) 84 00:07:26,725 --> 00:07:28,260 Who the fuck are you? 85 00:07:28,961 --> 00:07:30,128 Leon. 86 00:07:32,164 --> 00:07:33,498 I'm sorry. 87 00:07:34,066 --> 00:07:36,835 I'm sorry, Leon. You weren't meant to see this. 88 00:07:38,503 --> 00:07:39,805 (Iver sighs) 89 00:07:40,872 --> 00:07:43,642 I've decided not to fight this to the end. 90 00:07:44,843 --> 00:07:46,678 I've decided to exit. 91 00:07:46,745 --> 00:07:48,280 -Exit? -Before I... 92 00:07:48,347 --> 00:07:51,450 Exit? The only exit you're going out is that one, 93 00:07:51,683 --> 00:07:53,418 and she can fuck off for herself. 94 00:07:53,719 --> 00:07:56,722 I'm not going anywhere unless Iver says so. 95 00:07:57,723 --> 00:07:59,124 It's alright, Maria. 96 00:07:59,758 --> 00:08:01,927 Give us a minute, thanks. 97 00:08:02,694 --> 00:08:04,196 (breathing heavily) 98 00:08:04,896 --> 00:08:07,065 (footsteps receding) 99 00:08:09,801 --> 00:08:11,203 (door squeaks) 100 00:08:17,309 --> 00:08:18,377 Here. 101 00:08:21,013 --> 00:08:22,748 -Come here. -(grunts) 102 00:08:29,221 --> 00:08:30,822 (grunting) 103 00:08:37,229 --> 00:08:38,730 (oxygen canister clanks) 104 00:08:45,103 --> 00:08:48,306 (curtains swish) (objects crash) 105 00:08:48,407 --> 00:08:50,108 Now look what you've done. 106 00:08:50,175 --> 00:08:51,410 (sighs) 107 00:08:52,044 --> 00:08:53,945 You just need to get out. 108 00:08:54,913 --> 00:08:56,948 I know what I'm doing. 109 00:08:57,482 --> 00:08:59,317 What you're doing is shit. 110 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,389 (coughs phlegmily) -Here, hang on, hang on. 111 00:09:06,758 --> 00:09:08,060 Here. 112 00:09:09,161 --> 00:09:10,462 (slaps back) 113 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:20,105 -Leon... -What about the stables? 114 00:09:20,238 --> 00:09:22,207 I can't do it. 115 00:09:22,274 --> 00:09:23,475 What about the lads? 116 00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:25,377 I can't do any of it anymore. 117 00:09:26,311 --> 00:09:27,579 It's not fair. 118 00:09:27,646 --> 00:09:29,414 It's not fair on you. 119 00:09:29,815 --> 00:09:31,817 I need 24-hour care. 120 00:09:31,883 --> 00:09:33,261 Yeah, that... that's not what I meant. 121 00:09:33,285 --> 00:09:35,654 I mean, I'll... I'll do it, with a heart and a half. 122 00:09:35,721 --> 00:09:37,022 I know. 123 00:09:37,556 --> 00:09:38,724 That's why... 124 00:09:38,790 --> 00:09:40,192 We'll get you another nurse... 125 00:09:40,959 --> 00:09:42,594 a hot one. (chuckles) 126 00:09:42,661 --> 00:09:44,796 I don't want another nurse. 127 00:09:45,664 --> 00:09:49,234 I don't want a stupid motorised bed. 128 00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:52,838 Leon... 129 00:09:53,138 --> 00:09:55,273 I don't want to be in hospital. 130 00:09:55,474 --> 00:09:56,675 But you're Iver the Great. 131 00:09:56,742 --> 00:09:58,477 You're Iver the Viking. 132 00:09:58,643 --> 00:10:00,512 I want to go now. 133 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,582 Not now, Iver. 134 00:10:03,648 --> 00:10:05,917 Just, just not now, like, right? 135 00:10:05,984 --> 00:10:09,321 Not now, yeah? Just, just not... not now. 136 00:10:09,387 --> 00:10:11,256 But it has to be now. 137 00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:15,327 Because I can still hit the switch now. 138 00:10:15,393 --> 00:10:16,928 What about courage? 139 00:10:17,462 --> 00:10:18,663 Huh? Truth? 140 00:10:18,964 --> 00:10:20,465 See you tomorrow, you said. 141 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:21,566 Stop, Leon. 142 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:23,902 Honesty, fidelity, 143 00:10:24,002 --> 00:10:27,239 honour, discipline, industriousness... 144 00:10:29,841 --> 00:10:31,176 (exhales sharply) 145 00:10:31,376 --> 00:10:33,578 Ah, fuck, er... 146 00:10:33,812 --> 00:10:35,380 BOTH: Self-reliance. 147 00:10:35,447 --> 00:10:38,683 Perseverance, fucking perseverance, Iver. 148 00:10:39,050 --> 00:10:41,620 One day at a time, remember? 149 00:10:42,087 --> 00:10:44,422 But every day is getting harder. 150 00:10:44,489 --> 00:10:46,958 And... and... and a fucking hood? 151 00:10:47,092 --> 00:10:49,161 Nothing good ever comes from a hood. 152 00:10:49,361 --> 00:10:51,830 Like, think like the fucking Ku Klux Klan. 153 00:10:51,963 --> 00:10:53,865 Think executioners and terrorists, 154 00:10:53,932 --> 00:10:55,467 prisoners and muggers. 155 00:10:55,534 --> 00:10:57,769 Think of the Satanic fucking ceremonies in the Vatican. 156 00:10:57,836 --> 00:11:00,105 That's all hoods and cloaks and shit. 157 00:11:00,205 --> 00:11:02,874 Think of those weird fucking monks, they'd be like, 158 00:11:02,941 --> 00:11:04,609 they love the fucking hoods. 159 00:11:04,676 --> 00:11:05,887 And then remember that businessman 160 00:11:05,911 --> 00:11:07,021 in the Gresham who liked to cum 161 00:11:07,045 --> 00:11:08,246 with a bag on his head... 162 00:11:08,313 --> 00:11:10,682 And think of a drowned bag of puppies, Iver. 163 00:11:10,749 --> 00:11:13,151 The bag is basically an upside-down hood. 164 00:11:16,788 --> 00:11:18,089 (exhales) 165 00:11:19,691 --> 00:11:21,068 Come on, a quick trip to the stables 166 00:11:21,092 --> 00:11:23,328 and we'll go to Jimmy's for a pint, yeah? 167 00:11:23,862 --> 00:11:25,497 I'm not going to leave the house. 168 00:11:25,564 --> 00:11:28,266 You are, you're fucking, you're getting in this chair. 169 00:11:29,935 --> 00:11:31,069 Stop, Leon. 170 00:11:31,136 --> 00:11:32,237 Because you've not fucking 171 00:11:32,304 --> 00:11:33,872 left this place in six months, 172 00:11:33,939 --> 00:11:35,574 because of your stupid pride. 173 00:11:35,841 --> 00:11:37,642 (plastic ripping) I'm not going out. 174 00:11:37,709 --> 00:11:39,711 It's the Solstice, sure. 175 00:11:40,111 --> 00:11:41,780 I'm not going to leave the house. 176 00:11:41,847 --> 00:11:43,481 A quick trip to the stables, 177 00:11:43,548 --> 00:11:45,550 say hello to Anita and the lads, 178 00:11:46,785 --> 00:11:49,087 pop into Jimmy for a hell, yeah, 179 00:11:49,154 --> 00:11:50,655 it'll be fucking deadly. 180 00:11:50,889 --> 00:11:52,858 You're not going to change my mind. 181 00:11:52,924 --> 00:11:54,359 (wheelchair clunks) 182 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,996 You can't just sneak off without saying any goodbyes. 183 00:11:59,664 --> 00:12:02,133 You actually fucking owe me this, ya bollocks. 184 00:12:02,267 --> 00:12:04,769 You... you get me clean by going on and on 185 00:12:04,836 --> 00:12:06,404 about fighting the good battle, 186 00:12:06,471 --> 00:12:07,949 and then you slink away with your sword 187 00:12:07,973 --> 00:12:09,274 between your legs. 188 00:12:13,845 --> 00:12:15,347 Come on, ya fuck. 189 00:12:15,881 --> 00:12:17,515 They'll be glad the saw ya. 190 00:12:19,384 --> 00:12:20,518 After, like. 191 00:12:29,361 --> 00:12:32,464 Well, I'm not going anywhere without me strides. 192 00:12:32,697 --> 00:12:33,965 (chuckles) 193 00:12:34,499 --> 00:12:35,977 Yeah, well, I'm not going to push you down the street 194 00:12:36,001 --> 00:12:37,369 in your fucking cacks. 195 00:12:37,769 --> 00:12:40,338 Come on. (laughs) 196 00:12:42,574 --> 00:12:45,410 Okay, where is this fucking thing? Alright. 197 00:12:48,313 --> 00:12:49,514 Now... 198 00:12:53,084 --> 00:12:54,452 (Iver sighs) 199 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,454 there we go. 200 00:13:04,095 --> 00:13:06,765 "This is a small... 201 00:13:06,898 --> 00:13:09,034 token to say, 202 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,002 I am so proud of you 203 00:13:11,069 --> 00:13:12,737 for turning your life around." 204 00:13:12,804 --> 00:13:13,972 Stop. 205 00:13:14,105 --> 00:13:17,175 "You are a true friend." 206 00:13:17,742 --> 00:13:19,544 Read it after. 207 00:13:19,611 --> 00:13:20,612 LEON: How... 208 00:13:20,679 --> 00:13:22,347 Go on, let's do this. 209 00:13:22,414 --> 00:13:24,649 The stables, a pint, then home. 210 00:13:29,521 --> 00:13:30,622 (Iver sighs wearily) 211 00:13:38,930 --> 00:13:40,332 (box lid clunks onto table) 212 00:13:44,302 --> 00:13:46,204 (lighter clicks, flicks) 213 00:13:49,841 --> 00:13:51,476 It's handsome, so it is. 214 00:13:51,543 --> 00:13:53,078 Come on. 215 00:13:53,945 --> 00:13:55,380 (grunts) 216 00:13:55,847 --> 00:13:57,082 You're alright. 217 00:13:57,148 --> 00:13:58,516 (wheelchair trundles) 218 00:13:58,817 --> 00:14:01,619 Ah, what are you doing here? I thought you'd left. 219 00:14:01,953 --> 00:14:03,421 No, I just took the bin out. 220 00:14:03,555 --> 00:14:05,757 Wha... what are you taking his bins out for? 221 00:14:05,824 --> 00:14:08,560 Well, someone left a chicken carcass in the bin with no lid. 222 00:14:08,626 --> 00:14:11,730 Don't dare come in with your bandy exit plans, 223 00:14:11,796 --> 00:14:13,298 and insult my housekeeping. 224 00:14:13,365 --> 00:14:15,467 I'm not trying to insult anyone. 225 00:14:15,533 --> 00:14:17,168 The bins are out tomorrow, I had that. 226 00:14:17,235 --> 00:14:20,638 Grab your purse Maria, one last jaunt into town. 227 00:14:20,705 --> 00:14:21,940 We don't need her. 228 00:14:22,007 --> 00:14:24,042 I'm not going without Maria, 229 00:14:24,109 --> 00:14:25,910 because afterwards, Leon... 230 00:14:25,977 --> 00:14:27,645 (breathes heavily) 231 00:14:29,681 --> 00:14:32,150 Neck brace, fuck. 232 00:14:34,519 --> 00:14:36,755 (door closes) (plastic bag rustles) 233 00:14:40,692 --> 00:14:41,826 What are you doing? 234 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,728 I'm taking him out for some sun. 235 00:14:44,162 --> 00:14:45,730 I know what you're thinking. 236 00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,132 No, you don't. 237 00:14:47,465 --> 00:14:50,902 I have been talking to Iver for four months. 238 00:14:51,136 --> 00:14:53,538 You're not going to change his mind in a day. 239 00:14:53,605 --> 00:14:54,839 Watch me. 240 00:14:56,574 --> 00:14:58,276 (door clunks open) 241 00:14:58,943 --> 00:15:00,578 (upbeat electronic music) 242 00:15:03,348 --> 00:15:05,116 (door squeaks open) 243 00:15:12,090 --> 00:15:13,658 (door closes) 244 00:15:13,725 --> 00:15:15,193 (grunts) 245 00:15:15,260 --> 00:15:17,495 No, no, no, no. Back up, back up, back up. 246 00:15:17,562 --> 00:15:20,131 -Leon, Leon, Leon. -LEON: I have it. 247 00:15:20,198 --> 00:15:22,700 -Jesus. -I have it, I have it. 248 00:15:24,502 --> 00:15:26,171 (grunts, gasps) Are you okay, hun? 249 00:15:28,173 --> 00:15:30,909 (traffic humming) 250 00:15:30,975 --> 00:15:33,445 Eh... maybe me and her could lift you? 251 00:15:33,745 --> 00:15:36,448 Or, er, maybe you could shimmy down on your arse? 252 00:15:40,251 --> 00:15:41,686 Okay, then. 253 00:15:45,824 --> 00:15:47,225 (knocks on door) 254 00:15:49,928 --> 00:15:50,928 LEON: How are you? 255 00:15:50,962 --> 00:15:52,330 Can I borrow yous for a minute? 256 00:15:52,564 --> 00:15:54,899 Yeah, I... I need... I need a hand with something, 257 00:15:54,966 --> 00:15:56,801 yeah, something needs lifting. 258 00:15:57,202 --> 00:16:00,905 It's just... yeah, him in the... in the wheelchair. 259 00:16:01,372 --> 00:16:02,774 Yeah, try not to drop him. 260 00:16:04,309 --> 00:16:05,810 (speaks Polish?) 261 00:16:15,753 --> 00:16:17,522 Nice one, thank you, guys. 262 00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:20,291 Okay. 263 00:16:21,226 --> 00:16:24,195 Yeah, thank you, I owe yous. 264 00:16:27,132 --> 00:16:28,733 (dove cooing) 265 00:16:29,868 --> 00:16:33,371 Where's... where's Leon? Leon. 266 00:16:33,438 --> 00:16:35,540 Go back, will you, please. 267 00:16:37,742 --> 00:16:39,244 Quick. 268 00:16:42,013 --> 00:16:44,315 (wheelchair trundling) (Iver grunting) 269 00:16:46,584 --> 00:16:48,028 What do you care anyways, if you're never 270 00:16:48,052 --> 00:16:49,254 going to see them again? 271 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,555 We're taking the car. 272 00:16:50,622 --> 00:16:52,223 No, we're not, that's the point. 273 00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:53,391 We're taking the sun. 274 00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:55,493 Look, these are the only wheels you need. 275 00:16:55,894 --> 00:16:57,228 What is it you always say? 276 00:16:57,362 --> 00:16:59,397 There's nothing like the heat in our bones 277 00:16:59,464 --> 00:17:01,065 and the sun on our face. 278 00:17:01,766 --> 00:17:04,536 Maria, will you get your car, please? 279 00:17:04,602 --> 00:17:06,804 We... we wouldn't fit, it's a two-seater. 280 00:17:07,038 --> 00:17:08,373 A little sporty yoke? 281 00:17:08,439 --> 00:17:10,108 -It's a Smart car. -(laughing) 282 00:17:10,175 --> 00:17:11,576 What, one of them little half-cars 283 00:17:11,643 --> 00:17:13,378 with the square arse? (chuckles) 284 00:17:13,444 --> 00:17:15,246 Here, the ad for them should be, 285 00:17:15,313 --> 00:17:17,415 "Never has Smart looked so stupid." 286 00:17:17,482 --> 00:17:19,250 IVER: Just cross the road, will you? 287 00:17:19,317 --> 00:17:21,986 I don't want those two old ones faffing over me. 288 00:17:23,054 --> 00:17:24,455 (birds singing) 289 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,426 (upbeat electronic music) 290 00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:30,862 -LEON: Doo, doo, doo, doo. -Be careful. 291 00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:34,232 (Iver groans) 292 00:17:55,453 --> 00:17:57,522 (upbeat music continues) 293 00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,533 (people laughing, chatting) 294 00:18:25,316 --> 00:18:27,485 You can never have too much potassium. 295 00:18:27,952 --> 00:18:29,220 No, actually you can. 296 00:18:29,587 --> 00:18:32,023 It leads to nausea, numbness, 297 00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:34,926 fatigue and heart palpitations. 298 00:18:34,993 --> 00:18:36,928 What are you, a fucking doctor? 299 00:18:39,497 --> 00:18:41,833 (upbeat music continues) 300 00:18:42,533 --> 00:18:46,371 Leon, stop chewing in my ear. 301 00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:07,592 Oh, that's lovely. 302 00:19:07,659 --> 00:19:09,560 (siren blaring distantly) 303 00:19:12,497 --> 00:19:14,332 (wheels trundling) 304 00:19:18,303 --> 00:19:20,538 Will you get it on the footpath? 305 00:19:24,309 --> 00:19:26,077 (whistles) Adam! 306 00:19:29,681 --> 00:19:31,716 Let's get Odin tacked up for a jaunt. 307 00:19:31,783 --> 00:19:33,584 I'm not getting up on a horse. 308 00:19:33,651 --> 00:19:34,919 I'll get up with you. 309 00:19:34,986 --> 00:19:36,421 You need to listen to Iver. 310 00:19:36,754 --> 00:19:38,790 Otherwise he'll have to go home. 311 00:19:38,856 --> 00:19:40,091 You don't own him. 312 00:19:40,925 --> 00:19:41,993 (caws like a crow) 313 00:19:45,496 --> 00:19:46,931 (Iver groans) 314 00:19:48,232 --> 00:19:49,434 Stop. 315 00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:51,169 Stop, Leon. 316 00:19:51,235 --> 00:19:53,037 Hold... hold on, hold on a minute. 317 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,973 Okay, hold on, here we go. 318 00:19:56,174 --> 00:19:57,241 (grunts) 319 00:19:57,308 --> 00:19:59,243 (upbeat music continues) There you are. 320 00:19:59,377 --> 00:20:00,545 (Iver groans) 321 00:20:00,611 --> 00:20:02,780 Leon, get on that footpath. 322 00:20:27,872 --> 00:20:29,474 (Leon laughing) 323 00:20:48,659 --> 00:20:49,994 (exhales sharply) 324 00:20:51,562 --> 00:20:53,297 He can't go up on a horse today. 325 00:20:53,598 --> 00:20:55,199 Jesus Christ. 326 00:20:55,266 --> 00:20:57,101 (chuckles) 327 00:20:57,735 --> 00:21:00,471 I'm... I'm saying that as a doctor. 328 00:21:02,907 --> 00:21:04,008 I'm his carer. 329 00:21:04,075 --> 00:21:06,978 As long as he's not in a hood, right? 330 00:21:07,712 --> 00:21:09,580 I'll help you, I'll help you hold on. 331 00:21:09,947 --> 00:21:12,917 You're not strong enough to make him hold on. 332 00:21:13,084 --> 00:21:15,520 Yes I am, and I will. 333 00:21:16,387 --> 00:21:17,455 Iver... 334 00:21:17,655 --> 00:21:19,190 you're not able to get up on a horse. 335 00:21:19,257 --> 00:21:21,025 You're not able for any of this. 336 00:21:21,692 --> 00:21:22,960 You should go home. 337 00:21:23,428 --> 00:21:24,662 (sighs) 338 00:21:29,834 --> 00:21:33,538 We'll just go for the bit of banter and say hi. 339 00:21:34,572 --> 00:21:37,141 And don't be pretending this is about me. 340 00:21:37,508 --> 00:21:40,812 This is about you trying to get a sniff of Anita. 341 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,782 (insects chirping) 342 00:21:45,283 --> 00:21:46,717 (soft music) 343 00:21:48,152 --> 00:21:49,754 (birds twittering) 344 00:21:51,456 --> 00:21:53,424 -(Iver grunts) -How are the lads? 345 00:21:53,658 --> 00:21:55,259 -Are you alright? -Alright, Adam. 346 00:21:56,394 --> 00:21:57,695 -Fucking Iver. -IVER: Hmm. 347 00:21:57,762 --> 00:22:00,965 Marko, you've had a fight with a lawnmower? 348 00:22:01,432 --> 00:22:03,134 What's happening, fellas? 349 00:22:04,368 --> 00:22:06,337 Alright, boys. Derry, how are you? 350 00:22:06,404 --> 00:22:07,948 Yeah, your ma owes me a new pair of socks. 351 00:22:07,972 --> 00:22:09,674 Them last ones didn't fucking last a week. 352 00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:11,476 -Jeez man, look at you. -Jesus, you, Iver, 353 00:22:11,542 --> 00:22:13,845 you look fucked. -(laughs wheezily) 354 00:22:13,911 --> 00:22:15,646 Fucking say what you see. (chuckles) 355 00:22:15,713 --> 00:22:16,924 You'll have to give us a go on your wheels. 356 00:22:16,948 --> 00:22:19,016 Oh, my fucking God. -Ah, he's no motor, lads. 357 00:22:19,150 --> 00:22:20,527 Why didn't you get him one with a motor? 358 00:22:20,551 --> 00:22:22,119 (laughs) That's a good idea, that. 359 00:22:22,186 --> 00:22:24,155 This is my friend, Maria. 360 00:22:24,222 --> 00:22:25,122 Oh, really? Yeah. 361 00:22:25,189 --> 00:22:26,433 Oh, will I bring her up on there 362 00:22:26,457 --> 00:22:27,457 and show her the pigeons? 363 00:22:27,492 --> 00:22:28,693 Do I want to see some pigeons? 364 00:22:28,759 --> 00:22:30,595 The loft is worth a look. 365 00:22:30,728 --> 00:22:32,063 I'll show you, this way. 366 00:22:34,532 --> 00:22:36,601 Johnny. (sparring noise) 367 00:22:37,468 --> 00:22:39,270 Fighting fit. -Oh, still man, yeah. 368 00:22:39,337 --> 00:22:40,938 -Are you training? -Yeah, man. 369 00:22:41,138 --> 00:22:42,206 Yeah? 370 00:22:42,573 --> 00:22:44,342 Will I get them ready for you, yeah? 371 00:22:44,408 --> 00:22:46,043 Yeah, will you? Are you alright? 372 00:22:46,110 --> 00:22:47,211 Yeah, man, fine. 373 00:22:47,278 --> 00:22:49,080 Yeah, go get Odin, good man. 374 00:22:49,146 --> 00:22:50,314 (horse whinnies) 375 00:22:52,950 --> 00:22:54,051 Hiya. 376 00:22:56,087 --> 00:22:57,555 Oh, beautiful. 377 00:23:02,660 --> 00:23:04,161 Hiyas, lads. 378 00:23:04,929 --> 00:23:06,631 -Great to see you out. -How are you, love? 379 00:23:06,764 --> 00:23:07,932 How are you feeling? 380 00:23:07,999 --> 00:23:09,600 I'm grand. 381 00:23:11,269 --> 00:23:12,937 Anita, this is Maria. 382 00:23:13,838 --> 00:23:15,873 -Hiya, Maria. -Hi, good to meet you. 383 00:23:16,974 --> 00:23:18,075 Hey, Leon. 384 00:23:19,777 --> 00:23:21,045 You're getting burnt. 385 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,949 Yeah, you know, it's the... the sun. 386 00:23:25,483 --> 00:23:27,218 He's not burnt, he's blushing. 387 00:23:27,285 --> 00:23:28,786 Hey, fuck off, Marko. 388 00:23:28,853 --> 00:23:30,555 Will you just get the ride on? (laughs) 389 00:23:30,621 --> 00:23:32,089 Use your Viking horn. 390 00:23:32,223 --> 00:23:33,090 True. 391 00:23:33,157 --> 00:23:35,993 F-U-C-K-I-N-G. 392 00:23:36,527 --> 00:23:38,095 (boys laughing) 393 00:23:38,629 --> 00:23:40,364 -How's Danu? -He's good now, 394 00:23:40,431 --> 00:23:41,775 had him out for a wander yesterday, 395 00:23:41,799 --> 00:23:43,234 not bother on him. 396 00:23:43,301 --> 00:23:44,235 Nice. 397 00:23:44,302 --> 00:23:46,237 Anita's running the show now. 398 00:23:46,404 --> 00:23:49,507 Yep, she'll have the place full of hippy crystals in no time. 399 00:23:49,574 --> 00:23:51,175 (chuckles) 400 00:23:52,710 --> 00:23:53,711 Are yis going out? 401 00:23:53,778 --> 00:23:54,712 Yeah, we're going to take Odin out 402 00:23:54,779 --> 00:23:56,314 for a jaunt. -Yeah, yeah, 403 00:23:56,380 --> 00:23:57,582 Sean's been keeping him fit. 404 00:23:57,648 --> 00:23:59,150 Hey, do you want to see him? 405 00:23:59,216 --> 00:24:00,216 Go on. 406 00:24:02,887 --> 00:24:04,889 He was real galloping yesterday. 407 00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:08,392 She likes you. 408 00:24:08,459 --> 00:24:10,161 Ah, yeah, she's only human. 409 00:24:10,227 --> 00:24:11,395 (chuckles) 410 00:24:11,896 --> 00:24:12,563 (gags) 411 00:24:12,630 --> 00:24:13,798 LEON: Nice. 412 00:24:21,272 --> 00:24:22,340 (quiet thud) 413 00:24:22,406 --> 00:24:24,008 -Iver. -Oh, my God. 414 00:24:24,542 --> 00:24:25,576 Iver? 415 00:24:25,810 --> 00:24:27,278 Fucking hell, Iver. 416 00:24:28,913 --> 00:24:29,981 Get up. 417 00:24:30,848 --> 00:24:33,050 Okay, Iver, Iver. 418 00:24:35,152 --> 00:24:36,220 (smacks Iver's back) 419 00:24:37,588 --> 00:24:40,057 (grunts, coughs) 420 00:24:40,124 --> 00:24:41,659 -Okay Iver, okay. -(grunts) 421 00:24:41,726 --> 00:24:45,129 Okay, there you go, you're okay. 422 00:24:45,429 --> 00:24:47,264 Alright? There we go. 423 00:24:47,765 --> 00:24:50,067 Careful now, alright now. 424 00:24:50,301 --> 00:24:52,036 Gently, gently. 425 00:24:52,103 --> 00:24:53,137 (Iver wheezing) 426 00:24:53,504 --> 00:24:55,740 You're alright, okay. 427 00:24:55,806 --> 00:24:56,907 There you go. 428 00:24:57,341 --> 00:24:59,944 -Okay, okay now. 429 00:25:00,344 --> 00:25:01,979 There you go. (wheezes) 430 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,048 What meds is he on? 431 00:25:06,217 --> 00:25:07,284 Erm... 432 00:25:08,085 --> 00:25:09,085 Er... 433 00:25:14,191 --> 00:25:16,271 Can you give him something? I've brought everything. 434 00:25:17,662 --> 00:25:18,963 Best left as is. 435 00:25:19,563 --> 00:25:20,831 Let's just... 436 00:25:21,799 --> 00:25:23,734 we'll just leave him for a minute. 437 00:25:25,736 --> 00:25:27,338 Then we'd better go back home. 438 00:25:30,241 --> 00:25:31,842 (horse chomping) 439 00:25:34,745 --> 00:25:37,648 Well, I'm out of the chair now, anyway. 440 00:25:37,848 --> 00:25:40,418 ('Boys in the Better Land' by Fontaines D.C.) 441 00:25:40,484 --> 00:25:41,752 (laughs) 442 00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:59,003 ♪ You're not alive until you start kicking ♪ 443 00:25:59,070 --> 00:26:00,638 ♪ When the room is spinning ♪ 444 00:26:00,705 --> 00:26:03,074 ♪ and the words aren't sticking ♪ 445 00:26:08,345 --> 00:26:11,582 ♪ And the radio's all about a runaway model ♪ 446 00:26:11,649 --> 00:26:12,983 ♪ With a face like sin ♪ 447 00:26:13,050 --> 00:26:15,753 ♪ and a heart like a James Joyce novel ♪ 448 00:26:20,524 --> 00:26:23,894 ♪ Saying sister, sister how I missed ya, missed ya ♪ 449 00:26:23,961 --> 00:26:25,196 ♪ Let's go wrist to wrist ♪ 450 00:26:25,262 --> 00:26:27,465 ♪ and take the skin off of my blister ♪ 451 00:26:33,003 --> 00:26:35,840 ♪ If you're a rockstar, pornstar, superstar, ♪ 452 00:26:35,906 --> 00:26:37,308 ♪ doesn't matter what you are ♪ 453 00:26:37,374 --> 00:26:40,244 ♪ Get yourself a good car, get outta here ♪ 454 00:26:47,184 --> 00:26:49,019 ♪ But the boys in the better land ♪ 455 00:26:49,253 --> 00:26:52,490 ♪ You're always talking 'bout the boys in the better land ♪ 456 00:26:53,691 --> 00:26:55,826 ♪ The boys in the better land ♪ 457 00:27:12,042 --> 00:27:13,444 (church bell chimes) 458 00:27:19,316 --> 00:27:20,351 ANITA: Hang on. 459 00:27:22,219 --> 00:27:23,320 Hey, erm... 460 00:27:31,328 --> 00:27:32,963 (speaking inaudibly) 461 00:27:35,666 --> 00:27:36,901 (horse whinnies in background) 462 00:27:36,967 --> 00:27:38,469 Yeah, see you later. 463 00:27:41,906 --> 00:27:43,641 What was all that about? 464 00:27:43,874 --> 00:27:47,444 Sean, she wants me to have a word. 465 00:27:48,012 --> 00:27:49,847 She thinks he's running for Cleggs. 466 00:27:53,450 --> 00:27:55,286 Yeah, well, that went well, didn't it? 467 00:27:56,453 --> 00:27:57,388 Eh? 468 00:27:57,454 --> 00:27:59,089 Come on, you loved it. 469 00:28:00,391 --> 00:28:05,129 Leon, ask Anita out and treat her right. 470 00:28:06,730 --> 00:28:09,266 Just don't make the same mistakes I did. 471 00:28:13,070 --> 00:28:14,471 I'm going to go and find Terry. 472 00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:22,613 Stables done, now pint, and then home. 473 00:28:31,989 --> 00:28:34,859 (laughs) Iver, first pint in six months. 474 00:28:34,925 --> 00:28:36,360 It's gonna be epic. 475 00:28:36,727 --> 00:28:38,896 You're going to fall out of your chair after a sip. 476 00:28:38,963 --> 00:28:40,264 (chuckles) 477 00:28:40,331 --> 00:28:41,532 (upbeat music) 478 00:28:41,699 --> 00:28:45,436 Hey, do you remember that time Cleggs found a dead eel? 479 00:28:45,603 --> 00:28:46,937 Just... just up here, he did. 480 00:28:47,004 --> 00:28:48,405 He thought it was a snake. 481 00:28:48,472 --> 00:28:49,940 (chuckles) Muppet. 482 00:28:50,074 --> 00:28:52,576 It's probably a seagull dropped it or something. 483 00:28:52,877 --> 00:28:54,979 Or it was trying to escape from the river. 484 00:28:55,045 --> 00:28:56,647 The state that was in, eh? 485 00:28:56,947 --> 00:28:58,349 People swim in that, you know? 486 00:28:58,415 --> 00:29:02,052 Leon's promised me he's gonna learn how to swim, 487 00:29:02,353 --> 00:29:03,087 will you, Leon? 488 00:29:03,153 --> 00:29:04,922 I don't like water in my ears. 489 00:29:05,055 --> 00:29:08,292 And he's going to apply for the music course. 490 00:29:08,826 --> 00:29:11,695 Yeah, you know er, Iver once carried a goat 491 00:29:11,762 --> 00:29:13,430 from Arko to Avoca, 492 00:29:14,164 --> 00:29:16,267 for a bet, for Gudrun. 493 00:29:17,501 --> 00:29:18,535 Who's Gudrun? 494 00:29:19,169 --> 00:29:20,638 She's his true love. 495 00:29:21,772 --> 00:29:22,840 Yeah. (chuckles) 496 00:29:22,907 --> 00:29:24,708 See, he doesn't deny it. 497 00:29:24,775 --> 00:29:26,110 (chortles) 498 00:29:26,176 --> 00:29:27,945 (upbeat guitar music) 499 00:29:32,850 --> 00:29:34,118 (door opens) 500 00:29:43,193 --> 00:29:44,495 How are you, Jimmy? 501 00:29:44,595 --> 00:29:45,629 Have you missed us? 502 00:29:45,696 --> 00:29:47,231 Ah, like a hole in the head. 503 00:29:47,364 --> 00:29:50,000 Give us one of your finest pints ever, for the big man, 504 00:29:50,067 --> 00:29:53,737 and, er, an orange and a toasted special. 505 00:29:55,673 --> 00:29:58,742 Make that two oranges and toasties, yeah? 506 00:29:59,143 --> 00:30:01,312 JIMMY: As lovely as your hairy nipples are, Leon, 507 00:30:01,378 --> 00:30:02,880 you'll have to put your top on. 508 00:30:02,947 --> 00:30:03,981 Food's being served. 509 00:30:04,048 --> 00:30:05,516 Iver's got it under his head. 510 00:30:10,654 --> 00:30:11,922 Fuck's sake. 511 00:30:11,989 --> 00:30:13,357 (chuckles) 512 00:30:17,828 --> 00:30:18,828 (Maria laughs) 513 00:30:21,598 --> 00:30:24,668 -Is that alright? -Ooh, classy, yeah. 514 00:30:25,769 --> 00:30:27,037 Yeah. 515 00:30:32,042 --> 00:30:33,644 No fucking way. 516 00:30:38,916 --> 00:30:40,384 Here you go, Iver. 517 00:30:45,022 --> 00:30:46,824 That's you, okay, head down. 518 00:30:46,890 --> 00:30:48,058 (grunts) 519 00:30:48,892 --> 00:30:50,461 That's better, thanks. 520 00:30:50,527 --> 00:30:51,562 MARIA: Okay. 521 00:30:53,163 --> 00:30:54,531 It's great to see you, Iver. 522 00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:57,601 -You missed a great night... -Stop shouting at him. 523 00:30:57,735 --> 00:30:58,736 I'm sorry. 524 00:30:59,203 --> 00:31:00,647 I was just saying, you missed a great night 525 00:31:00,671 --> 00:31:01,872 at the Viking Recon party. 526 00:31:01,939 --> 00:31:03,219 Stop telling him what he missed. 527 00:31:03,273 --> 00:31:05,642 Will you stop telling him what to stop doing? 528 00:31:06,643 --> 00:31:08,112 You should have gone. 529 00:31:08,946 --> 00:31:10,114 Go on, Jimmy. 530 00:31:10,180 --> 00:31:12,716 Ah, it was stupid messy in the end. 531 00:31:13,050 --> 00:31:14,394 The Berserkers crew were showing off 532 00:31:14,418 --> 00:31:16,453 to a crowd of visiting Swedish lads. 533 00:31:16,854 --> 00:31:19,089 Ended up getting arrested for swinging a sword around 534 00:31:19,156 --> 00:31:20,724 Supermacs at three in the morning. 535 00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:22,526 (laughs wheezily) 536 00:31:26,530 --> 00:31:28,599 I'd best go water this group of savages. 537 00:31:28,665 --> 00:31:29,833 Okay, thanks. 538 00:31:35,572 --> 00:31:36,640 (quietly) Yeah. 539 00:31:39,743 --> 00:31:40,778 (Iver grunts) 540 00:31:42,413 --> 00:31:43,047 Yeah. 541 00:31:43,113 --> 00:31:44,381 Let's get your head 542 00:31:44,448 --> 00:31:46,450 a bit higher up, here you go. 543 00:31:47,251 --> 00:31:48,886 -(grunts) -Okay. 544 00:31:48,952 --> 00:31:49,987 Yeah, thanks. 545 00:31:50,054 --> 00:31:51,321 Okey-doke. 546 00:31:51,889 --> 00:31:54,291 Yeah, look at that. 547 00:31:55,159 --> 00:31:58,195 -(Iver grunts) -LEON: A pint of the finest. 548 00:32:00,564 --> 00:32:01,732 (grunts) 549 00:32:19,917 --> 00:32:21,652 (satisfied sigh) 550 00:32:21,718 --> 00:32:22,886 (gulping) 551 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,955 Oh. (sighs) 552 00:32:25,022 --> 00:32:26,256 Good? 553 00:32:26,457 --> 00:32:27,658 Mm-hmm. 554 00:32:29,827 --> 00:32:30,894 -LEON: Hey... -Fuck. 555 00:32:31,228 --> 00:32:33,030 -MARIA: Okay. -BOTH: You're alright. 556 00:32:33,097 --> 00:32:34,698 -LEON: Okay, I'm sorry. -I'm sorry. 557 00:32:34,765 --> 00:32:35,966 No, you're alright. 558 00:32:36,266 --> 00:32:39,236 (sighs) Shit. 559 00:32:39,303 --> 00:32:41,314 Yeah, I... I can get you a straw, if it's easier, like? 560 00:32:41,338 --> 00:32:43,841 You can't drink Guinness from a straw, 561 00:32:44,074 --> 00:32:45,409 you'll miss the head. 562 00:32:47,644 --> 00:32:50,147 -I need the bog. -Do you need a hand? 563 00:32:50,214 --> 00:32:51,515 -Yes. -No. 564 00:32:52,916 --> 00:32:54,284 (grunts) 565 00:33:05,562 --> 00:33:07,698 -There you go. -Leon, just let me get in there 566 00:33:07,764 --> 00:33:08,765 for a sec. 567 00:33:08,999 --> 00:33:11,201 Thanks. Just there, it's okay. 568 00:33:12,202 --> 00:33:14,304 Okay Iver, you're fine there. 569 00:33:14,538 --> 00:33:16,540 There we go, just a moment. 570 00:33:17,975 --> 00:33:18,809 Okey-dokey, 571 00:33:18,876 --> 00:33:20,577 other side... alright, 572 00:33:20,644 --> 00:33:21,845 there you go. 573 00:33:22,379 --> 00:33:24,281 Could you lift his legs for me? 574 00:33:26,183 --> 00:33:27,885 There we go, thank you. 575 00:33:31,088 --> 00:33:32,322 Other side, yeah? 576 00:33:33,824 --> 00:33:36,660 Iver, we're going to get your trousers down. 577 00:33:36,727 --> 00:33:40,564 We're going to lean you to one side, and then the other, okay? 578 00:33:42,232 --> 00:33:43,934 (trousers unzipped) There you go. 579 00:33:44,735 --> 00:33:46,370 Okay, over that way. 580 00:33:48,272 --> 00:33:50,340 There we go, yeah, over to me. 581 00:33:51,141 --> 00:33:52,276 Okay. 582 00:33:53,443 --> 00:33:54,654 (Iver grunts loudly) -Well done. 583 00:33:54,678 --> 00:33:56,847 Well done, nearly there, nearly there. 584 00:33:57,214 --> 00:33:59,583 (grunting, sighing) 585 00:34:02,286 --> 00:34:03,687 Okey-doke. 586 00:34:04,721 --> 00:34:05,822 LEON: Yeah. 587 00:34:05,923 --> 00:34:07,357 Here we go. -(grunts) 588 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:10,560 Okay. 589 00:34:13,397 --> 00:34:15,666 One... two... three... up. 590 00:34:15,732 --> 00:34:17,000 Yep. 591 00:34:18,101 --> 00:34:18,936 (grunts) 592 00:34:19,002 --> 00:34:20,304 All good, Iver. 593 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,775 Slowly down. (Iver groans in pain) 594 00:34:26,410 --> 00:34:27,844 -Alright? -Yeah. 595 00:34:29,146 --> 00:34:30,146 Okay? 596 00:34:32,916 --> 00:34:35,319 Please. (sighs with exhaustion) 597 00:34:44,928 --> 00:34:46,763 I do need to go. 598 00:34:46,830 --> 00:34:48,498 That's the medication. 599 00:34:49,032 --> 00:34:50,434 (tap runs) 600 00:34:54,805 --> 00:34:57,608 -Ah... -Ah, ha, ha, like a rhino. 601 00:34:57,674 --> 00:34:58,842 (chuckles) 602 00:34:59,776 --> 00:35:00,877 (urinating) 603 00:35:05,282 --> 00:35:06,850 (laughing) 604 00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:09,719 LEON: What? 605 00:35:11,355 --> 00:35:12,289 What is it? 606 00:35:12,356 --> 00:35:14,191 Years ago in Wicklow, 607 00:35:14,258 --> 00:35:15,826 we were filming, 608 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,595 and the camera dolly broke, 609 00:35:19,963 --> 00:35:21,398 so some of the crew 610 00:35:21,465 --> 00:35:26,069 borrowed a wheelchair from... the local boozer. 611 00:35:26,870 --> 00:35:29,973 We kept it all day, using it as a dolly. 612 00:35:31,174 --> 00:35:33,410 And at the end of the day, 613 00:35:34,211 --> 00:35:36,413 I brought it back to the pub, 614 00:35:37,814 --> 00:35:41,018 and they told me to give it back to the legless fella. 615 00:35:42,252 --> 00:35:44,655 So, when I went in, there was a guy... 616 00:35:45,122 --> 00:35:46,757 (chuckling) 617 00:35:48,458 --> 00:35:50,360 at the bar... 618 00:35:51,461 --> 00:35:53,196 he was plastered, 619 00:35:53,764 --> 00:35:55,465 and I was trying to give it to him, 620 00:35:55,532 --> 00:35:57,267 when a voice behind me said, 621 00:35:57,334 --> 00:35:59,970 "Hey, that's my wheelchair." 622 00:36:00,037 --> 00:36:01,805 (laughing hard) 623 00:36:02,973 --> 00:36:04,975 And he actually was legless. 624 00:36:05,042 --> 00:36:07,044 (laughing hard) 625 00:36:08,645 --> 00:36:10,847 He was a double amputee. 626 00:36:10,914 --> 00:36:12,049 (both laughing) 627 00:36:17,921 --> 00:36:20,490 I ended up bringing him to the bog, 628 00:36:22,159 --> 00:36:24,027 and helping him on and off. 629 00:36:26,330 --> 00:36:28,865 And helping him tuck himself away. 630 00:36:32,135 --> 00:36:33,135 (sighs) 631 00:36:47,818 --> 00:36:51,521 I wanted to give him a smack in the face. 632 00:37:01,932 --> 00:37:02,966 D'you finish? 633 00:37:05,168 --> 00:37:06,168 Right. 634 00:37:15,112 --> 00:37:16,480 (snoring softly) 635 00:37:41,972 --> 00:37:44,207 Can I ask who Terry is? 636 00:37:44,374 --> 00:37:45,242 He never mentioned... 637 00:37:45,308 --> 00:37:46,676 Well, if he didn't mention it, 638 00:37:46,810 --> 00:37:47,978 I can't. 639 00:37:48,378 --> 00:37:49,679 Fair enough, it's just... 640 00:37:49,746 --> 00:37:51,281 It's just his ex-wife. 641 00:37:51,348 --> 00:37:52,549 Oh. 642 00:37:59,322 --> 00:38:01,091 Did you ever regret doing one of these? 643 00:38:02,125 --> 00:38:03,660 -You mean an exit? -Yeah. 644 00:38:04,094 --> 00:38:05,094 No. 645 00:38:11,935 --> 00:38:14,070 Do any of the family ever stay while you do it? 646 00:38:15,071 --> 00:38:18,241 Generally it's people that don't want to involve their families 647 00:38:18,308 --> 00:38:20,076 or their loved ones that call me. 648 00:38:21,077 --> 00:38:22,579 Yeah, but what about...? 649 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:24,714 (phone vibrates) 650 00:38:28,585 --> 00:38:30,020 Hello, darling. 651 00:38:32,189 --> 00:38:35,258 No, one present, we said. 652 00:38:37,694 --> 00:38:40,163 Well, all bars are rectangles in a way. 653 00:38:41,198 --> 00:38:44,868 Oh, you mean triangle, that's a Toblerone. 654 00:38:46,436 --> 00:38:47,737 Uh... yes, I will, 655 00:38:48,038 --> 00:38:50,674 but only if Georgia tells me you've been good. 656 00:38:51,274 --> 00:38:52,274 Have you? 657 00:38:53,443 --> 00:38:55,278 (chuckles) Hmm. 658 00:38:55,345 --> 00:38:56,746 Let me talk to her. 659 00:38:59,549 --> 00:39:02,018 You have my permission to lock him up. 660 00:39:05,288 --> 00:39:07,090 What colour are his poos? 661 00:39:09,493 --> 00:39:12,162 Ah, he'll be fine, it's only food colouring. 662 00:39:13,663 --> 00:39:15,265 You're a gem, Georgia. 663 00:39:17,434 --> 00:39:18,935 Bye-bye darling. 664 00:39:19,569 --> 00:39:21,238 Cuddles tomorrow. 665 00:39:22,305 --> 00:39:23,874 (chuckles) 666 00:39:26,510 --> 00:39:28,011 That little fella, your son? 667 00:39:28,378 --> 00:39:29,880 No, it's my grandson. 668 00:39:31,147 --> 00:39:32,825 Yeah, get your Toblerones on Meath Street. 669 00:39:32,849 --> 00:39:34,684 They'll rip you off in the airport. 670 00:39:40,557 --> 00:39:42,259 Is Georgia your daughter, then? 671 00:39:42,592 --> 00:39:44,728 No, child-minder. 672 00:39:46,696 --> 00:39:48,164 I don't have a daughter. 673 00:39:49,199 --> 00:39:51,167 I had a son, Noel. 674 00:39:53,169 --> 00:39:54,337 Do you have kids? 675 00:39:54,938 --> 00:39:55,938 Nah. 676 00:39:57,407 --> 00:39:59,009 You have to want kids, don't you? 677 00:39:59,476 --> 00:40:01,111 I mean most people want theirs. 678 00:40:02,646 --> 00:40:04,414 I don't think my ma ever wanted me. 679 00:40:05,148 --> 00:40:07,984 I think she was delighted when I was taken off her. 680 00:40:09,386 --> 00:40:10,620 Freed her up. 681 00:40:11,421 --> 00:40:13,123 She's in Thailand now, supposedly, 682 00:40:13,189 --> 00:40:14,357 with some fella. 683 00:40:14,691 --> 00:40:16,359 Not me dad, obviously. I never met him. 684 00:40:18,895 --> 00:40:21,231 But what if the family did want to be there? 685 00:40:22,732 --> 00:40:25,802 Well... that's up to Iver. 686 00:40:34,911 --> 00:40:36,613 I don't think I could. 687 00:40:36,980 --> 00:40:39,649 That's alright, that's why I'm here. 688 00:40:40,750 --> 00:40:43,453 LEON: I don't want to feel like the Angel of Death. 689 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,289 I believe it's the right thing to do. 690 00:40:47,123 --> 00:40:48,325 It's a kindness. 691 00:40:49,359 --> 00:40:50,460 But why? 692 00:40:50,527 --> 00:40:51,861 You're like a... 693 00:40:52,562 --> 00:40:54,631 carrion crow, feeding off the dead. 694 00:40:54,864 --> 00:40:56,232 No, that's a vulture. 695 00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,501 Crows scavenge. 696 00:40:58,702 --> 00:41:00,337 Well, like a fucking vulture, then. 697 00:41:03,406 --> 00:41:06,543 Do you know what it's like to watch a loved one die 698 00:41:06,610 --> 00:41:08,979 a long, slow, agonising death? 699 00:41:13,149 --> 00:41:15,218 I do this so no-one has to do that. 700 00:41:15,986 --> 00:41:17,296 Well, the woman in the motor neuron group, 701 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,265 she said that it's always them that don't have it, 702 00:41:19,289 --> 00:41:21,257 that think that those that do, want to die, 703 00:41:21,324 --> 00:41:22,525 but that's not true. 704 00:41:22,726 --> 00:41:24,094 They actually want to live. 705 00:41:24,894 --> 00:41:26,734 And that's why they get the breathing machines 706 00:41:26,796 --> 00:41:28,874 and stuff, because they'd do anything to keep going. 707 00:41:28,898 --> 00:41:31,568 I'm not saying that everyone with a terminal illness 708 00:41:31,635 --> 00:41:33,003 should buy a hood. 709 00:41:33,703 --> 00:41:35,805 I'm just saying that those that choose to, 710 00:41:35,872 --> 00:41:38,375 and I believe it is their right, 711 00:41:38,875 --> 00:41:40,944 shouldn't have to die alone. 712 00:41:41,044 --> 00:41:43,513 But someone has to find them with the fucking hood on? 713 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,248 I can't help that. 714 00:41:46,416 --> 00:41:47,717 I'm trying to help the dying, 715 00:41:47,784 --> 00:41:49,352 not those left behind. 716 00:41:55,225 --> 00:41:56,326 Leon... 717 00:41:56,693 --> 00:41:59,529 imagine the road Iver's looking down. 718 00:41:59,596 --> 00:42:01,064 Imagine how scary it is 719 00:42:01,131 --> 00:42:04,167 to think that one wee glob of sputum 720 00:42:04,467 --> 00:42:06,369 could block up his trachea 721 00:42:06,770 --> 00:42:09,172 and he wouldn't be able to call for help? 722 00:42:09,639 --> 00:42:12,342 And he'd die alone and suffering. 723 00:42:13,943 --> 00:42:16,046 If you really love him, 724 00:42:16,312 --> 00:42:19,015 you'll make it easier for him, not harder. 725 00:42:22,619 --> 00:42:24,487 You're lucky you get the chance. 726 00:42:29,893 --> 00:42:31,327 (footsteps receding) 727 00:42:34,531 --> 00:42:36,232 (ethereal music) 728 00:43:06,496 --> 00:43:07,897 (breathing peacefully) 729 00:43:11,167 --> 00:43:12,167 Iver... 730 00:43:17,340 --> 00:43:18,374 I get it. 731 00:43:20,176 --> 00:43:21,211 You need to go. 732 00:43:23,379 --> 00:43:25,381 But just come and see our show first, 733 00:43:25,448 --> 00:43:26,850 right, that's all I'm asking. 734 00:43:28,318 --> 00:43:29,318 What show? 735 00:43:31,421 --> 00:43:34,157 I've been working on something for your birthday. 736 00:43:34,791 --> 00:43:36,126 Come where? 737 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,162 Can't you do it at mine? 738 00:43:40,163 --> 00:43:42,098 No, all the stuff is at my gaff. 739 00:43:43,733 --> 00:43:45,401 And I'll head after? 740 00:43:53,910 --> 00:43:55,145 But we had a good day? 741 00:43:55,411 --> 00:43:58,114 You know, I'm... I'm... I did anyway, I'm glad we did it. 742 00:43:58,281 --> 00:43:59,516 So am I. 743 00:44:00,817 --> 00:44:02,852 It got me more ready. 744 00:44:03,486 --> 00:44:04,587 Yeah, and me. 745 00:44:05,755 --> 00:44:06,966 It's not all about you, you know. 746 00:44:06,990 --> 00:44:08,224 (both chuckling) 747 00:44:11,294 --> 00:44:13,062 I need reminding. 748 00:44:17,133 --> 00:44:18,268 A show. 749 00:44:20,570 --> 00:44:22,338 You're a dose. 750 00:44:25,542 --> 00:44:26,976 But a good one. 751 00:44:33,116 --> 00:44:34,116 Sláinte. 752 00:44:37,153 --> 00:44:38,555 Maria, I've been thinking. 753 00:44:38,788 --> 00:44:40,323 Oh, dangerous. 754 00:44:40,790 --> 00:44:42,892 You're not like a crow or a vulture. 755 00:44:43,860 --> 00:44:45,261 You're more like a robin... 756 00:44:45,829 --> 00:44:46,963 on a spade. 757 00:44:50,834 --> 00:44:52,168 Maria... 758 00:44:52,836 --> 00:44:55,205 there's been a slight change of plan. 759 00:44:56,639 --> 00:45:00,577 We're going to see a show in Leon's, and then home. 760 00:45:04,013 --> 00:45:05,248 Well, let's go. 761 00:45:07,350 --> 00:45:08,350 (slurps loudly) 762 00:45:09,118 --> 00:45:10,653 I'd love a cigarette. 763 00:45:11,454 --> 00:45:12,889 (clicks) Come on, then. 764 00:45:15,458 --> 00:45:16,559 Jimmy. 765 00:45:22,098 --> 00:45:24,100 Iver bought me a dodgy lighter. 766 00:45:25,969 --> 00:45:27,203 Must be a knock-off. 767 00:45:29,339 --> 00:45:30,373 Alright, Leon. 768 00:45:31,374 --> 00:45:32,408 Alright, Deano. 769 00:45:33,343 --> 00:45:34,344 Alright, Iver. 770 00:45:36,813 --> 00:45:37,981 Alright? 771 00:45:40,450 --> 00:45:41,450 Anything doing? 772 00:45:42,051 --> 00:45:43,486 What would I have doing? 773 00:45:43,620 --> 00:45:44,621 I dunno... 774 00:45:45,054 --> 00:45:46,122 something... 775 00:45:46,489 --> 00:45:47,489 nothing? 776 00:45:47,891 --> 00:45:49,626 (birds twittering) 777 00:45:49,692 --> 00:45:50,994 How's your girlfriend? 778 00:45:51,294 --> 00:45:52,294 She's good. 779 00:45:52,328 --> 00:45:53,372 She's getting her baby back. 780 00:45:53,396 --> 00:45:55,932 Well, that's good, eh, that's great. 781 00:45:58,434 --> 00:45:59,669 I could sponsor you, 782 00:45:59,969 --> 00:46:01,371 the way Iver did me. 783 00:46:02,071 --> 00:46:03,439 You could be a dad. 784 00:46:05,575 --> 00:46:06,609 Me sponsor, yeah? 785 00:46:06,943 --> 00:46:08,778 We don't have to do the Viking stuff. 786 00:46:09,312 --> 00:46:11,681 I mean, pick whatever god you want, 787 00:46:11,915 --> 00:46:13,349 just a higher power, like. 788 00:46:14,217 --> 00:46:15,218 Cool. 789 00:46:17,220 --> 00:46:18,621 Would you sponsor me now, like? 790 00:46:19,856 --> 00:46:20,790 Some cash? 791 00:46:20,857 --> 00:46:22,325 (chuckles) 792 00:46:24,227 --> 00:46:25,728 It's not going to help you. 793 00:46:27,730 --> 00:46:29,766 Fucking poxy clean cunt. 794 00:46:29,832 --> 00:46:31,267 (dramatic music) 795 00:46:36,406 --> 00:46:40,310 LEON: Here, er, true story, this. 796 00:46:40,376 --> 00:46:43,179 So, there was this pigeon in, er, Bournemouth, right? 797 00:46:43,246 --> 00:46:45,348 And, er, and his lost his feet. 798 00:46:45,581 --> 00:46:46,816 Some fella found him. 799 00:46:47,183 --> 00:46:49,218 He was in a heap, right? And er... 800 00:46:49,352 --> 00:46:53,456 Didn't our man stick a pair of, er, GI Joe boots on him, 801 00:46:53,756 --> 00:46:54,891 on the pigeon. 802 00:46:54,958 --> 00:46:57,293 (laughs) I've seen it on YouTube. 803 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,829 And he's been walking around Bournemouth, right? 804 00:46:59,896 --> 00:47:01,136 And he's like... he's like this. 805 00:47:01,197 --> 00:47:03,866 With these big steel boots on him, 806 00:47:03,933 --> 00:47:04,968 you know what I mean? 807 00:47:05,034 --> 00:47:06,636 (laughing) 808 00:47:07,837 --> 00:47:08,972 Oh, man. 809 00:47:09,105 --> 00:47:10,173 MARIA: Bournemouth? 810 00:47:10,506 --> 00:47:12,642 Yeah, I know, yeah, random, isn't it? 811 00:47:12,709 --> 00:47:13,776 Yeah. 812 00:47:13,977 --> 00:47:14,978 LEON: Yeah. 813 00:47:15,611 --> 00:47:17,022 Is that where they make the chocolate? 814 00:47:17,046 --> 00:47:18,548 (chuckling) 815 00:47:23,152 --> 00:47:24,787 More steps. 816 00:47:24,854 --> 00:47:26,322 Yeah, I've got this. 817 00:47:31,327 --> 00:47:32,628 (ramp clunks into place) 818 00:47:42,839 --> 00:47:44,173 (sighs) 819 00:47:45,441 --> 00:47:47,176 Yeah. Thank you. 820 00:47:47,910 --> 00:47:49,746 -Yup. -(grunts loudly) 821 00:47:50,079 --> 00:47:52,115 (groans) Come on. 822 00:47:54,917 --> 00:47:57,453 -Hey, Iver. -Alright, Angela. 823 00:47:57,787 --> 00:47:58,788 (groans) 824 00:48:04,127 --> 00:48:05,395 (clattering) 825 00:48:14,737 --> 00:48:18,207 (makes screeching brakes sound) Chicane, yeah, done. 826 00:48:18,508 --> 00:48:19,508 (Iver grunts) 827 00:48:24,547 --> 00:48:28,317 Yes, there we are, throwing the weights. 828 00:48:28,384 --> 00:48:30,753 I'll stay in the chair, Leon. 829 00:48:31,554 --> 00:48:33,523 Oh come on, it's all set up, it's really comfy. 830 00:48:33,589 --> 00:48:35,458 It's too difficult. 831 00:48:35,625 --> 00:48:36,359 It's not, we'll manage. 832 00:48:36,426 --> 00:48:38,461 Maria can have the chair. 833 00:48:39,929 --> 00:48:42,331 I'll make the post-show refreshments. 834 00:48:46,736 --> 00:48:48,271 -Are you sure? -Thanks. 835 00:48:48,337 --> 00:48:50,173 Alright man, you're the boss. 836 00:48:54,510 --> 00:48:55,510 (plug clicks) 837 00:48:56,045 --> 00:48:57,480 Let there be light. 838 00:49:00,583 --> 00:49:01,617 Now... 839 00:49:03,886 --> 00:49:05,354 Excuse us. 840 00:49:07,557 --> 00:49:10,293 Yeah, that's better. (rubber glove snaps) 841 00:49:10,927 --> 00:49:12,261 Eyes on the screen, yeah? 842 00:49:15,798 --> 00:49:16,833 (plug clicks) 843 00:49:16,966 --> 00:49:18,768 (projector whirs then stops) 844 00:49:19,902 --> 00:49:21,471 Oh, fuck. 845 00:49:25,041 --> 00:49:26,209 Trip-switch, I'd say? 846 00:49:26,676 --> 00:49:29,112 Don't be turning stuff on in there. 847 00:49:29,178 --> 00:49:30,880 -I'm only making tea. -Fuck the tea, 848 00:49:30,947 --> 00:49:32,515 this needs everything now. 849 00:49:33,216 --> 00:49:34,851 Fuse box, that's it. 850 00:49:38,855 --> 00:49:41,491 Ah, oh come on, come one, come on, come on... 851 00:49:42,091 --> 00:49:43,826 Fuck, fuck. 852 00:49:46,829 --> 00:49:48,464 (high tempo music) 853 00:49:51,701 --> 00:49:53,803 Er, just bear with me one moment. 854 00:49:54,971 --> 00:49:56,706 Here we go. Don't go anywhere. 855 00:49:57,039 --> 00:49:58,508 (tools rattle) 856 00:50:15,525 --> 00:50:18,561 ANGELA: Leon, who's that, his girlfriend? 857 00:50:19,195 --> 00:50:20,572 He never said he had a fancy woman. 858 00:50:20,596 --> 00:50:22,632 He doesn't, she's a doctor. 859 00:50:23,232 --> 00:50:25,701 Any chance you could take a quick look at me foot? 860 00:50:33,176 --> 00:50:34,944 (plug clicks) Yes. 861 00:50:38,614 --> 00:50:39,815 Alright. 862 00:50:42,185 --> 00:50:43,953 (projector beeps, whirs) 863 00:50:51,194 --> 00:50:52,628 Now... 864 00:50:53,329 --> 00:50:55,898 It was, er... it was supposed to be Saturday. 865 00:50:55,965 --> 00:50:59,302 So, you know, i... i... it needs a few more run throughs. 866 00:50:59,368 --> 00:51:00,879 I was going to do a load more run throughs. 867 00:51:00,903 --> 00:51:02,305 It'll be great. 868 00:51:02,371 --> 00:51:05,074 And, err... well, it was a... (clears throat) 869 00:51:05,141 --> 00:51:06,842 It's a song for your birthday, 870 00:51:06,909 --> 00:51:08,844 and... and to celebrate that, 871 00:51:08,978 --> 00:51:12,982 and also to... try and say, er... 872 00:51:13,049 --> 00:51:15,351 thank you... for all that... 873 00:51:15,551 --> 00:51:17,320 well, for everything you've done, 874 00:51:17,687 --> 00:51:20,223 and, and, you know, for... (clears throat) 875 00:51:20,456 --> 00:51:21,791 turning me life around, 876 00:51:21,857 --> 00:51:23,359 and, er...(sniffs) 877 00:51:23,726 --> 00:51:25,995 for sponsoring me, getting me clean, 878 00:51:26,996 --> 00:51:28,073 helping me give up the gear. 879 00:51:28,097 --> 00:51:29,932 Oh shut up, and get on with it. 880 00:51:30,299 --> 00:51:32,568 Well, we'll... we'll give it a go, will we? 881 00:51:33,269 --> 00:51:34,337 Go on. 882 00:51:34,403 --> 00:51:35,705 (Leon exhales) 883 00:51:38,241 --> 00:51:39,942 (plays keyboard, steady note) 884 00:51:46,115 --> 00:51:47,783 Now, I've taken beatings, 885 00:51:47,850 --> 00:51:49,685 but Iver... fuck. 886 00:51:49,752 --> 00:51:50,820 (clears throat) 887 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:51,921 Here we go again. 888 00:51:53,256 --> 00:51:55,391 (plays keyboard, steady note) 889 00:51:55,458 --> 00:51:57,260 Now, I've taken beatings, 890 00:51:57,326 --> 00:51:58,794 but, you, you were different. 891 00:51:58,861 --> 00:52:01,097 You helped me back up on me feet. 892 00:52:01,564 --> 00:52:03,232 Instead of the forecourts, 893 00:52:03,299 --> 00:52:05,101 I took a 12-step course, 894 00:52:05,167 --> 00:52:06,936 with you sponsoring me. 895 00:52:07,803 --> 00:52:10,573 A giant of a man with the gentlest of souls. 896 00:52:10,873 --> 00:52:13,676 From Ballinasloe, you once carried a foal 897 00:52:14,143 --> 00:52:16,178 all the way to Ballymun. 898 00:52:16,612 --> 00:52:18,547 I changed them, er, er, the place names, 899 00:52:18,614 --> 00:52:20,149 because I thought it sounded... 900 00:52:20,216 --> 00:52:22,118 er, it sounded better this way, you know, 901 00:52:22,184 --> 00:52:25,788 err, oh, and I got... I got this deadly, erm, loop pedal 902 00:52:26,289 --> 00:52:27,666 that... that, when I... when I hit it, 903 00:52:27,690 --> 00:52:30,059 it will layer up all these different sounds, you know, 904 00:52:30,126 --> 00:52:32,161 and give it, er... 905 00:52:32,561 --> 00:52:34,497 kind of builds it up, you know what I mean? 906 00:52:34,563 --> 00:52:37,066 (plays keyboard, steady note) Er... a giant of a man... 907 00:52:37,133 --> 00:52:39,101 (clears throat) A giant of a man 908 00:52:39,168 --> 00:52:40,936 with the gentlest of souls. 909 00:52:41,003 --> 00:52:44,106 From Ballinasloe, you once carried a foal 910 00:52:44,173 --> 00:52:46,275 all the way to Ballymun, 911 00:52:47,009 --> 00:52:50,212 cradled in your arms like your own newborn son. 912 00:52:50,379 --> 00:52:53,182 You took me in, took me under your wing, 913 00:52:53,549 --> 00:52:57,486 Forgave me me sins, I just did your bins. 914 00:52:59,221 --> 00:53:00,723 ♪ You took me in ♪ 915 00:53:00,790 --> 00:53:03,926 ♪ Took me under your wing ♪ 916 00:53:08,197 --> 00:53:09,632 ♪ You took me in ♪ 917 00:53:09,699 --> 00:53:12,234 ♪ Took me under your wing ♪ 918 00:53:12,301 --> 00:53:14,603 ♪ You forgave me me sins ♪ 919 00:53:14,670 --> 00:53:17,406 ♪ And I just did your bins ♪ 920 00:53:17,540 --> 00:53:19,075 (slight mic feedback) 921 00:53:22,545 --> 00:53:25,181 ♪ The needle was there ♪ 922 00:53:25,247 --> 00:53:27,783 ♪ When no-one else cared ♪ 923 00:53:28,117 --> 00:53:32,154 ♪ And blood doesn't run thicker than water ♪ 924 00:53:33,456 --> 00:53:36,959 ♪ I never knew what I could do ♪ 925 00:53:37,026 --> 00:53:40,696 ♪ You showed me ♪ 926 00:53:42,898 --> 00:53:46,936 ♪ You showed me how to live for the now ♪ 927 00:53:47,002 --> 00:53:51,574 ♪ You saved me ♪ 928 00:53:52,575 --> 00:53:54,377 (electricity zaps) Ah, fuck! 929 00:53:54,443 --> 00:53:56,345 Fuck! Fucking thing. 930 00:53:56,412 --> 00:53:58,981 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck. 931 00:53:59,048 --> 00:54:01,951 Ah, shit, shit. Shit. 932 00:54:02,451 --> 00:54:04,353 Ah, fuck it. 933 00:54:04,420 --> 00:54:06,622 Leon, just let me in there. 934 00:54:07,156 --> 00:54:09,692 Give it. There. It's okay. 935 00:54:10,025 --> 00:54:11,527 (panicked breathing) 936 00:54:11,727 --> 00:54:13,729 What were you shaking your head for? 937 00:54:18,367 --> 00:54:20,202 Oh, were they not working either? 938 00:54:20,469 --> 00:54:21,871 Bollocks! 939 00:54:22,571 --> 00:54:24,974 -It was great, Leon. -I hardly got started. 940 00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,843 It was all ab... it was all about you and your life. 941 00:54:27,910 --> 00:54:29,378 -I get it. -And... and, er... 942 00:54:29,445 --> 00:54:31,680 I... I was trying to... well, I'm saying thanks, 943 00:54:31,914 --> 00:54:34,350 and that I think you're deadly. -I get it, Leon. 944 00:54:34,417 --> 00:54:36,652 And, er, how like you're like a myth 945 00:54:37,586 --> 00:54:39,789 you know, Iver the Viking, Iver the Great. 946 00:54:40,156 --> 00:54:41,500 Yeah, but you're nodding now, you were... 947 00:54:41,524 --> 00:54:42,868 you were shaking your head before. 948 00:54:42,892 --> 00:54:45,227 You'll want to cop yourself on. 949 00:54:46,095 --> 00:54:49,198 You think I'm the only good thing in your life. 950 00:54:49,665 --> 00:54:52,768 It was you who got off the gear. 951 00:54:53,436 --> 00:54:56,906 You got the carer's cert. 952 00:54:56,972 --> 00:55:00,609 You looked after me, day in and day out. 953 00:55:02,344 --> 00:55:05,047 I should be writing the song for you. 954 00:55:06,515 --> 00:55:10,052 I was a selfish bastard before I met you. 955 00:55:10,186 --> 00:55:12,021 You saved me. 956 00:55:12,855 --> 00:55:14,957 You can't hear it, because it's never been 957 00:55:15,024 --> 00:55:16,792 told to you before. 958 00:55:17,893 --> 00:55:19,395 That's what I was trying to say 959 00:55:19,462 --> 00:55:22,998 with the Zippo... and the note. 960 00:55:25,334 --> 00:55:26,869 Goodbye... 961 00:55:28,504 --> 00:55:30,539 and good man. 962 00:55:32,141 --> 00:55:35,744 -Leon? -It's not true. 963 00:55:35,811 --> 00:55:40,115 Leon, I need to know that you get what I'm saying... 964 00:55:40,950 --> 00:55:42,785 before I go. 965 00:55:45,754 --> 00:55:47,632 If I'm so great, why were you going to fuck off 966 00:55:47,656 --> 00:55:48,991 without saying goodbye? 967 00:55:49,058 --> 00:55:50,459 Come on Leon, stop. 968 00:55:50,526 --> 00:55:51,994 What if I said you couldn't go? 969 00:55:52,061 --> 00:55:53,229 Stop. 970 00:55:53,462 --> 00:55:56,365 -What if I beg you not to? -We agreed this. 971 00:55:56,432 --> 00:55:57,967 No, we agreed you'd go after the show, 972 00:55:58,033 --> 00:55:59,435 but you haven't seen your show yet. 973 00:55:59,502 --> 00:56:00,579 You'll have to wait till Saturday. 974 00:56:00,603 --> 00:56:02,004 I'm not waiting. 975 00:56:02,838 --> 00:56:04,006 I can't. 976 00:56:05,474 --> 00:56:07,643 I'm going today. 977 00:56:09,512 --> 00:56:10,946 I'm not ready. 978 00:56:13,883 --> 00:56:17,820 That's why I asked Maria to come. 979 00:56:27,530 --> 00:56:29,832 Fuck you, fuck your Zippo. 980 00:56:30,432 --> 00:56:31,534 Leon, stop. 981 00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:33,102 You're a fucking chicken, Iver. 982 00:56:33,636 --> 00:56:35,170 There'll be no Valhalla for you. 983 00:56:35,237 --> 00:56:37,106 You'll get over me going. 984 00:56:37,172 --> 00:56:38,073 Get over yourself. 985 00:56:38,140 --> 00:56:39,718 You're not the big man you think you are. 986 00:56:39,742 --> 00:56:42,611 You're a... you're a fucking crippled cunt of a coward. 987 00:56:42,678 --> 00:56:44,513 -Leon. -Fuck off! 988 00:56:44,580 --> 00:56:45,748 Do what you fucking want, 989 00:56:45,814 --> 00:56:47,116 and I'll do the same. 990 00:56:48,217 --> 00:56:49,217 Leon... 991 00:56:51,253 --> 00:56:52,721 Are you alright? 992 00:56:53,689 --> 00:56:55,224 (melancholic electronic music) 993 00:57:02,331 --> 00:57:04,700 (ramp clattering) 994 00:57:08,637 --> 00:57:10,940 Leon, Leon. 995 00:57:12,207 --> 00:57:13,475 Leon. 996 00:57:13,876 --> 00:57:15,744 (background street chatter) 997 00:57:52,648 --> 00:57:54,717 (panting) 998 00:57:58,420 --> 00:57:59,420 Are you alright? 999 00:58:16,005 --> 00:58:17,873 He's not coming back, you know. 1000 00:58:18,841 --> 00:58:20,676 (tearfully) I know, Leon. 1001 00:58:23,946 --> 00:58:25,381 You have to own this shit. 1002 00:58:26,482 --> 00:58:29,151 He won't be on the end of the blower or nothing. 1003 00:58:29,885 --> 00:58:31,020 (horse snorts softly) 1004 00:58:31,086 --> 00:58:32,988 It's hard to see him fading. 1005 00:58:37,226 --> 00:58:38,327 (sniffs) 1006 00:58:54,309 --> 00:58:55,411 (kissing) 1007 00:58:59,481 --> 00:59:00,983 Jesus, Leon. 1008 00:59:02,117 --> 00:59:03,552 Sorry. (crying) 1009 00:59:03,886 --> 00:59:05,387 (footsteps receding) 1010 00:59:05,688 --> 00:59:06,755 Leon. 1011 00:59:06,822 --> 00:59:08,424 (high tempo electronic music) 1012 00:59:14,263 --> 00:59:15,898 (car horn beeps) 1013 00:59:42,725 --> 00:59:44,093 (railing rattles) 1014 00:59:49,364 --> 00:59:52,201 MARIA: He didn't mean all those things. 1015 00:59:53,302 --> 00:59:56,805 He was right about the sneaking away. 1016 00:59:57,940 --> 00:59:59,508 The cowardice. 1017 00:59:59,575 --> 01:00:00,943 Don't. 1018 01:00:01,977 --> 01:00:04,480 I'm glad we went out. 1019 01:00:04,546 --> 01:00:05,914 So am I. 1020 01:00:06,381 --> 01:00:08,350 And Leon had the day. 1021 01:00:08,751 --> 01:00:10,886 It'll help him to heal after. 1022 01:00:13,589 --> 01:00:14,656 So... 1023 01:00:15,023 --> 01:00:17,493 are you sure you want to go ahead? 1024 01:00:21,997 --> 01:00:25,267 There's someone else I want to say something to. 1025 01:00:27,369 --> 01:00:28,403 Terry... 1026 01:00:29,605 --> 01:00:31,106 my ex-wife. 1027 01:00:31,507 --> 01:00:33,142 Do you want to make her a video? 1028 01:00:36,712 --> 01:00:39,047 I don't want her to see me like this. 1029 01:00:39,381 --> 01:00:41,950 Well, we could just record your voice? 1030 01:00:52,728 --> 01:00:55,264 Okay... when you're ready. 1031 01:00:57,299 --> 01:00:58,299 Terry... 1032 01:00:58,667 --> 01:01:03,939 I know it's weird to hear from me after all these years, 1033 01:01:04,006 --> 01:01:07,876 but I haven't been too well, 1034 01:01:07,943 --> 01:01:11,947 and I wanted to say some things before I go. 1035 01:01:14,883 --> 01:01:16,919 Am I slurring bad? 1036 01:01:18,687 --> 01:01:20,322 Let me hear. 1037 01:01:29,164 --> 01:01:30,164 Terry... 1038 01:01:30,465 --> 01:01:33,235 I know it's weird to hear from me... 1039 01:01:33,302 --> 01:01:35,170 I sound pissed. 1040 01:01:35,971 --> 01:01:37,339 but I haven't... 1041 01:01:38,340 --> 01:01:39,340 You... 1042 01:01:40,008 --> 01:01:41,076 you say it to me, 1043 01:01:41,143 --> 01:01:42,911 and I'll type it up and... 1044 01:01:42,978 --> 01:01:45,047 I'll make sure she gets it, okay? 1045 01:01:45,848 --> 01:01:47,616 (metal door squeaks) 1046 01:01:49,351 --> 01:01:50,619 (dramatic music) 1047 01:02:12,774 --> 01:02:14,276 (door squeaks open) 1048 01:02:23,018 --> 01:02:24,586 Hi, Leon. 1049 01:02:24,653 --> 01:02:25,988 Sort us out. 1050 01:02:27,890 --> 01:02:29,358 What about your Viking? 1051 01:02:31,126 --> 01:02:33,595 Sort us 4Qs and I'll pay you later. 1052 01:02:34,830 --> 01:02:36,965 Everyone knows not to ask for credit. 1053 01:02:47,009 --> 01:02:50,078 Fucking give it us, Cleggs, or I will cut you up. 1054 01:02:50,145 --> 01:02:52,314 (scuffling, grunting) 1055 01:02:52,781 --> 01:02:55,193 You can go round thinking you're cleaner than everybody else, 1056 01:02:55,217 --> 01:02:59,655 but you're a filthy fuck, really, and that sick Viking, 1057 01:02:59,955 --> 01:03:01,156 he read you proper. 1058 01:03:01,223 --> 01:03:02,958 He's getting his money's worth. 1059 01:03:03,759 --> 01:03:05,661 He doesn't even pay to abuse you, 1060 01:03:05,727 --> 01:03:07,296 the way everyone else did. 1061 01:03:08,597 --> 01:03:10,399 So, here, here's your gear. 1062 01:03:11,033 --> 01:03:12,801 At least you know who you are around that. 1063 01:03:12,868 --> 01:03:14,569 Now, fuck off. 1064 01:03:28,951 --> 01:03:31,386 Okay, I'll just leave it in Times New Roman. 1065 01:03:33,455 --> 01:03:34,256 What? 1066 01:03:34,323 --> 01:03:35,958 The font, I'll leave as is, 1067 01:03:36,024 --> 01:03:37,526 or would you prefer a different font? 1068 01:03:37,592 --> 01:03:40,963 Jesus Maria, I just want to get this done. 1069 01:03:41,096 --> 01:03:43,765 I couldn't give a shite about the font. 1070 01:03:47,336 --> 01:03:49,538 Terry... (keyboard clacking) 1071 01:03:50,405 --> 01:03:53,475 I'm writing this before I die. 1072 01:03:58,647 --> 01:04:01,283 I'm writing this before I... 1073 01:04:04,386 --> 01:04:07,856 I'm writing this because I've wanted to say it 1074 01:04:07,923 --> 01:04:09,691 for a long time. 1075 01:04:13,729 --> 01:04:15,497 I'm sorry, Terry... 1076 01:04:16,898 --> 01:04:18,700 for everything I did. 1077 01:04:23,705 --> 01:04:25,607 I'm a different man now. 1078 01:04:35,684 --> 01:04:37,252 There was a baby... 1079 01:04:39,588 --> 01:04:40,822 but he died. 1080 01:04:43,191 --> 01:04:45,293 I didn't know how to... 1081 01:04:49,664 --> 01:04:52,667 I didn't know how to deal with all the... 1082 01:04:53,068 --> 01:04:54,469 sadness. 1083 01:04:56,772 --> 01:04:58,407 All the crying. 1084 01:05:02,210 --> 01:05:04,713 She used to fit right in under my chin, 1085 01:05:04,780 --> 01:05:06,548 when we danced. 1086 01:05:11,019 --> 01:05:14,189 I was so angry when the baby died. 1087 01:05:20,595 --> 01:05:21,730 (sighs heavily) 1088 01:05:23,298 --> 01:05:25,167 I behaved like a... 1089 01:05:26,034 --> 01:05:28,737 a bastard in that house. 1090 01:05:43,718 --> 01:05:45,420 I'm sorry, Terry... 1091 01:05:48,256 --> 01:05:50,625 for everything I did. 1092 01:05:55,764 --> 01:06:01,369 I hope you fo... found happiness after I left. 1093 01:06:08,310 --> 01:06:09,778 (laptop closes) 1094 01:06:24,126 --> 01:06:25,894 (huffing and puffing) 1095 01:06:33,168 --> 01:06:34,669 (sniffing) 1096 01:06:43,445 --> 01:06:46,014 MARIA: Try him one more time. 1097 01:06:46,081 --> 01:06:48,083 Regrets are a terror to live with. 1098 01:06:48,216 --> 01:06:50,785 Well, I won't be living with them. 1099 01:06:51,019 --> 01:06:52,354 He will, though. 1100 01:06:53,722 --> 01:06:55,891 I'm dead tired, Maria. 1101 01:06:55,957 --> 01:06:56,992 I know. 1102 01:06:57,058 --> 01:06:59,427 Just... one last time. 1103 01:07:00,362 --> 01:07:03,532 He's better off free of me. 1104 01:07:05,467 --> 01:07:08,770 Will you try again, to make sure he's okay? 1105 01:07:08,904 --> 01:07:10,972 If you try him one more time. 1106 01:07:14,943 --> 01:07:16,578 (sighs heavily) 1107 01:07:28,757 --> 01:07:30,692 (phone engaged tone) 1108 01:07:34,963 --> 01:07:37,332 Will you turn on the gas? 1109 01:07:37,532 --> 01:07:39,034 You know I can't do that. 1110 01:07:39,100 --> 01:07:41,436 It's only helium, sure. 1111 01:07:42,938 --> 01:07:45,507 I won't tell if you don't. 1112 01:07:47,275 --> 01:07:50,011 Tell me three stories about Noel 1113 01:07:50,078 --> 01:07:52,514 that I don't know already. 1114 01:08:02,524 --> 01:08:03,658 One... 1115 01:08:04,826 --> 01:08:09,497 Noel once had a cow's tooth as a pet. 1116 01:08:10,565 --> 01:08:15,537 He kept it in a tiny wee glass jar of water, 1117 01:08:15,604 --> 01:08:17,539 and he called it "Toothy". 1118 01:08:18,607 --> 01:08:21,910 I never opened it until about three years after he died. 1119 01:08:22,811 --> 01:08:25,313 Indescribable stench, 1120 01:08:25,380 --> 01:08:27,182 ten times worse than gangrene. 1121 01:08:27,249 --> 01:08:28,750 (laughs) 1122 01:08:29,050 --> 01:08:30,050 Two... 1123 01:08:30,852 --> 01:08:35,023 Noel and I used to collect the wee stickers on apples. 1124 01:08:35,824 --> 01:08:37,292 No matter where he was, 1125 01:08:37,359 --> 01:08:38,994 if he found a new one, 1126 01:08:39,394 --> 01:08:43,331 he would put it on a postcard and send it home. 1127 01:08:43,398 --> 01:08:44,799 (bag rustling) 1128 01:08:44,866 --> 01:08:46,067 Alright? 1129 01:08:51,206 --> 01:08:52,674 (ominous music) 1130 01:09:02,217 --> 01:09:03,952 (slaps arm) 1131 01:09:08,890 --> 01:09:10,525 (lighter flicks, hisses) 1132 01:09:19,467 --> 01:09:20,969 (lighter flicks) 1133 01:09:31,479 --> 01:09:34,349 (breeze blowing) (seagulls crying) 1134 01:09:34,949 --> 01:09:36,484 (youngsters chattering) 1135 01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:40,955 (pigeons cooing) 1136 01:09:45,460 --> 01:09:47,028 MARIA: Three... 1137 01:09:47,295 --> 01:09:50,098 when Noel was five, he said to me one day, 1138 01:09:50,765 --> 01:09:51,833 "Mum... 1139 01:09:52,067 --> 01:09:54,102 your heart is my home, 1140 01:09:54,502 --> 01:09:56,838 and I'm like your playground." 1141 01:09:56,905 --> 01:09:58,573 (melancholic music) 1142 01:10:11,186 --> 01:10:13,021 (gas hissing) 1143 01:10:28,269 --> 01:10:30,038 (plastic rustles) 1144 01:11:07,041 --> 01:11:08,877 (gasping) 1145 01:11:09,210 --> 01:11:11,079 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1146 01:11:11,146 --> 01:11:12,981 (panting) 1147 01:11:13,314 --> 01:11:14,549 (traffic rumbling) 1148 01:11:14,616 --> 01:11:16,451 (birds singing) 1149 01:11:26,227 --> 01:11:27,829 You gave me life, 1150 01:11:27,896 --> 01:11:31,166 so I'll give you death, a proper one. 1151 01:11:32,467 --> 01:11:34,636 Be a friend's true friend. 1152 01:11:35,770 --> 01:11:37,972 Return gift for gift, right? 1153 01:11:39,941 --> 01:11:43,878 You know that whole bloody Havamal off by heart. 1154 01:11:51,252 --> 01:11:53,254 (wheelchair clunks) 1155 01:11:56,758 --> 01:11:58,092 MARIA: Are you sure about this? 1156 01:11:58,526 --> 01:12:00,562 IVER: Leon has it all figured out. 1157 01:12:00,728 --> 01:12:03,097 And you're doing it for you, not him? 1158 01:12:04,532 --> 01:12:06,434 Nothing like heat in your bones, 1159 01:12:06,501 --> 01:12:08,736 and the sun on your face. 1160 01:12:08,803 --> 01:12:09,971 Is that from the Havamal? 1161 01:12:10,038 --> 01:12:13,675 (laughs) Terry used to say it all the time. 1162 01:12:20,181 --> 01:12:21,649 (wheelchair clanks) 1163 01:12:23,318 --> 01:12:24,953 IVER: Thanks for everything. 1164 01:12:31,426 --> 01:12:32,460 (boot closes) 1165 01:12:32,660 --> 01:12:34,062 (car door closes) 1166 01:12:36,164 --> 01:12:37,932 If he gets one, I want one. 1167 01:12:41,069 --> 01:12:42,270 (kiss) 1168 01:12:42,403 --> 01:12:43,905 I always wanted me ma to do that. 1169 01:12:44,272 --> 01:12:45,773 Well, my Noel used to hate it. 1170 01:12:45,907 --> 01:12:48,643 I always wanted him to pick me up and swing me round. 1171 01:12:49,043 --> 01:12:50,979 (shrieks, laughs) 1172 01:12:51,412 --> 01:12:53,715 (both laughing) You. 1173 01:12:59,554 --> 01:13:00,822 Bye. 1174 01:13:01,389 --> 01:13:02,690 (car door closes) 1175 01:13:08,329 --> 01:13:09,797 (car engine starts) 1176 01:13:10,031 --> 01:13:11,566 (dramatic music) 1177 01:13:30,685 --> 01:13:32,287 (electronic music) 1178 01:14:16,064 --> 01:14:17,632 (trees rustling) 1179 01:14:22,270 --> 01:14:24,005 (car approaching) 1180 01:14:33,414 --> 01:14:34,916 (brakes squeak) 1181 01:14:47,895 --> 01:14:49,430 Best get cracking. 1182 01:14:49,631 --> 01:14:51,099 Yeah. 1183 01:15:07,582 --> 01:15:10,351 Your Zippo is in my pocket. 1184 01:15:15,423 --> 01:15:16,958 Sorry I threw it at you. 1185 01:15:18,526 --> 01:15:19,894 I love it. 1186 01:15:20,128 --> 01:15:21,162 (lighter clicks) 1187 01:15:22,263 --> 01:15:23,731 (birds singing) 1188 01:15:36,644 --> 01:15:38,513 -(giggles) -Is that your tickle spot? 1189 01:15:38,579 --> 01:15:39,914 (chuckling) 1190 01:15:39,981 --> 01:15:41,983 Oh, man, I'm only finding it now. 1191 01:15:42,750 --> 01:15:44,419 I could have had you tormented. 1192 01:16:00,702 --> 01:16:02,070 (Iver grunts) 1193 01:16:07,475 --> 01:16:09,110 (quietly) Oh, yeah. 1194 01:16:10,244 --> 01:16:11,345 You look deadly. 1195 01:16:12,013 --> 01:16:13,014 (scoffs) 1196 01:16:13,448 --> 01:16:15,349 Can you tell it's a hand? 1197 01:16:15,750 --> 01:16:18,086 Yeah. It looks like a pawprint. 1198 01:16:21,155 --> 01:16:23,758 If you came towards me in battle, I'd shit meself. 1199 01:16:23,825 --> 01:16:25,026 (Iver laughs) 1200 01:16:25,493 --> 01:16:27,462 Well, I'm not going into battle. 1201 01:16:29,597 --> 01:16:31,432 You're just brave enough to call it. 1202 01:16:32,567 --> 01:16:34,168 Any old cunt can fight. 1203 01:17:01,329 --> 01:17:02,864 There she is. 1204 01:17:03,731 --> 01:17:06,434 Your true love waiting for you. 1205 01:17:10,505 --> 01:17:11,873 (Iver chuckles) 1206 01:17:30,124 --> 01:17:33,094 You're never going to lift me in. 1207 01:17:33,327 --> 01:17:34,529 I will, yeah. 1208 01:17:37,565 --> 01:17:38,733 I'll be able to do it. 1209 01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:40,635 It's the way deaf mothers lift cars. 1210 01:17:40,701 --> 01:17:43,304 What goes on in your brain? 1211 01:17:43,738 --> 01:17:45,506 (grunting) 1212 01:17:46,808 --> 01:17:48,242 (sighs) 1213 01:17:49,811 --> 01:17:51,179 I just need to... 1214 01:17:51,245 --> 01:17:54,549 I need to get it in there, and bend me knees. 1215 01:17:56,784 --> 01:18:00,154 -Just tip me in. -What? 1216 01:18:00,288 --> 01:18:03,691 Tip me in, like you're emptying a wheelbarrow. 1217 01:18:03,758 --> 01:18:05,193 No, that'll hurt. 1218 01:18:05,359 --> 01:18:07,161 Life hurts. 1219 01:18:08,596 --> 01:18:10,131 Come on. 1220 01:18:21,275 --> 01:18:22,276 Alright. 1221 01:18:24,345 --> 01:18:26,647 Okay... here we go. 1222 01:18:26,714 --> 01:18:28,482 Oh, God. 1223 01:18:28,549 --> 01:18:30,451 (grunts, wheezes) 1224 01:18:30,685 --> 01:18:32,486 (laughs) -Are you alright? 1225 01:18:33,621 --> 01:18:35,623 (laughter) 1226 01:18:35,756 --> 01:18:37,458 Oh, you're a mad bastard. 1227 01:18:43,464 --> 01:18:45,066 (stick snapping) 1228 01:18:47,835 --> 01:18:49,237 (grunts) 1229 01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:13,961 (oars splash) 1230 01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:21,135 (groans) 1231 01:19:30,011 --> 01:19:31,679 (water rippling) 1232 01:19:53,801 --> 01:19:56,671 Right, let's scoot you down. 1233 01:19:57,705 --> 01:19:59,073 IVER: Okay. 1234 01:20:02,310 --> 01:20:03,310 Okay... 1235 01:20:04,912 --> 01:20:06,380 (grunts) 1236 01:20:34,108 --> 01:20:35,609 (slaps arm) 1237 01:20:51,459 --> 01:20:53,094 The irony. 1238 01:20:53,828 --> 01:20:55,529 Yeah. (chuckles) 1239 01:20:55,930 --> 01:20:59,300 You know, life is mental, isn't it? 1240 01:20:59,367 --> 01:21:01,802 And you're certain this'll do the job? 1241 01:21:02,203 --> 01:21:03,714 There's enough in here to kill two men. 1242 01:21:03,738 --> 01:21:05,406 Yeah, but you're not...? 1243 01:21:07,575 --> 01:21:10,044 And you'll do something with your music? 1244 01:21:11,445 --> 01:21:14,648 I've left a will, you'll have the means. 1245 01:21:18,085 --> 01:21:20,254 And you'll talk to Sean, yeah? 1246 01:21:26,660 --> 01:21:27,795 I love you. 1247 01:21:32,099 --> 01:21:33,768 I love you, too. (crying) 1248 01:21:36,937 --> 01:21:38,272 (sniffs) 1249 01:21:39,540 --> 01:21:40,474 You ready? 1250 01:21:40,541 --> 01:21:43,744 -I was ready at noon today. -(chuckles) 1251 01:21:45,146 --> 01:21:46,781 This is better, isn't it? 1252 01:21:51,052 --> 01:21:53,087 Yeah, I'm ready as well. 1253 01:21:54,655 --> 01:21:56,157 For now and after. 1254 01:21:56,323 --> 01:21:58,692 Well, then, no more faffing. 1255 01:22:01,395 --> 01:22:03,564 Valhalla, here I come. 1256 01:22:48,409 --> 01:22:49,743 (crying) 1257 01:22:56,917 --> 01:22:58,752 (melancholic music) 1258 01:24:05,152 --> 01:24:07,254 (petrol sloshes) 1259 01:24:11,892 --> 01:24:13,761 (sniffs) 1260 01:24:13,827 --> 01:24:15,262 (lighter clicks) 1261 01:24:21,068 --> 01:24:22,703 (flames crackle) 1262 01:24:29,043 --> 01:24:30,711 (splash) 1263 01:24:31,178 --> 01:24:32,613 (gulps, gasps) 1264 01:24:59,373 --> 01:25:01,442 (music swells) 1265 01:25:54,928 --> 01:25:56,697 (uptempo music) 1266 01:25:59,466 --> 01:26:01,068 (fire crackles) 1267 01:26:08,475 --> 01:26:10,544 (children laughing, chattering) 1268 01:26:49,516 --> 01:26:50,984 (plug clicks) 1269 01:26:54,088 --> 01:26:55,856 (bass drum sounds) 1270 01:27:00,794 --> 01:27:01,962 (sighs) 1271 01:27:15,542 --> 01:27:17,511 (sighs) Oh, courage, truth. 1272 01:27:21,882 --> 01:27:24,451 I've, er, I've two Polish friends, 1273 01:27:25,152 --> 01:27:27,121 but I needa check, one, two. 1274 01:27:29,189 --> 01:27:30,457 Check, one, two. 1275 01:27:31,325 --> 01:27:32,726 (clears throat) 1276 01:27:35,062 --> 01:27:36,797 So, erm... 1277 01:27:37,631 --> 01:27:39,032 this is a song... 1278 01:27:39,466 --> 01:27:41,702 about my best friend, Iver. 1279 01:27:43,270 --> 01:27:44,271 Er... 1280 01:27:44,571 --> 01:27:47,674 he was me mentor and... and me sponsor, 1281 01:27:48,442 --> 01:27:50,043 and a father figure, 1282 01:27:51,512 --> 01:27:54,448 and loads more as well as that. 1283 01:27:56,250 --> 01:27:57,751 And, err...(clears throat) 1284 01:27:58,452 --> 01:28:00,220 He never got to hear this song, 1285 01:28:02,356 --> 01:28:03,557 but... 1286 01:28:03,791 --> 01:28:05,526 I know he's listening now. 1287 01:28:07,060 --> 01:28:08,095 Iver? 1288 01:28:14,768 --> 01:28:17,337 (loud beat kicks in) (harmonica playing) 1289 01:28:17,471 --> 01:28:18,806 (whistling) 1290 01:28:35,722 --> 01:28:38,358 The Pope is lighting candles, 1291 01:28:38,425 --> 01:28:39,993 in the Phoenix park. 1292 01:28:40,794 --> 01:28:43,030 Shove your candles up your hole, 1293 01:28:43,497 --> 01:28:45,766 keeping everybody in the dark. 1294 01:28:46,467 --> 01:28:48,535 ♪ Thought I'd found a friend ♪ 1295 01:28:48,836 --> 01:28:51,271 ♪ But it was all in vain ♪ 1296 01:28:51,572 --> 01:28:53,740 ♪ Thought I'd found a cure ♪ 1297 01:28:53,974 --> 01:28:59,546 ♪ All I found was more pain ♪ 1298 01:29:12,626 --> 01:29:14,928 ♪ Then I heard a voice in me ear ♪ 1299 01:29:14,995 --> 01:29:17,598 ♪ Forgive yourself and have no fear ♪ 1300 01:29:17,831 --> 01:29:20,100 ♪ Pick me up by the scruff ♪ 1301 01:29:20,234 --> 01:29:22,803 ♪ From the rough into the clear ♪ 1302 01:29:23,036 --> 01:29:25,639 ♪ Iver lit the way for me ♪ 1303 01:29:25,706 --> 01:29:28,842 ♪ Broke me chains and set me free ♪ 1304 01:29:29,343 --> 01:29:32,246 ♪ Iver, the life-saver ♪ 1305 01:29:33,247 --> 01:29:35,315 (cacophony of music) 1306 01:29:44,725 --> 01:29:47,327 (joyous music, cathedral bells) 1307 01:29:59,339 --> 01:30:00,974 ♪ Oh, wow ♪ 1308 01:30:19,960 --> 01:30:23,030 Iver, you still owe me a fiver. 1309 01:30:30,470 --> 01:30:34,641 "Iver, Saviour" composed by Seamus Fogarty, Barry Ward 86084