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Here you go.
What's the matter, aunt? You look worried.
It's nothing.
Here, aunt, tea.
Mother, any news about your son? How is he?
I don't know what condition he will be in.
Those witches, the two sisters, have been troubling him.
They were just obsessed with our land.
The little one,
no way she is little, she is bigger than most.
She tells stories about actresses to everyone in the village.
The girl went to the pond to fetch water.
And the elder one makes decisions for everyone.
She can't see beyond three feet.
The decision has been taken in the committee in the murder case...
The whole village laughs.
I also made the alliance with my eyes closed.
They are good for nothing.
Then I think that
I myself had left him with them.
Whether I'm here or not, who knows what can happen.
And you can't trust them.
They won't leave you to do anything.
I just want a girl who can take care of my son.
What are you saying, mother?
Third time?
No one cares about the count.
You should get a good partner,
no matter how you get one.
I just want her to be nice, sensible,
tall, fair, beautiful, cute and have cat-like eyes.
Come on, mother.
You don't get that type in the first attempt,
the kind you want in the third attempt.
Then whatever the need,
I can at least get a fit girl, can't I?
But, mother, the thing is that your son is already married,
so, who will marry him in such a situation?
I have a lot of property in my share.
I will get it registered in his name.
Then don't go back on your word.
If I fix his alliance, then you have to keep your promise.
Then take this token of money.
I just want a girl who can take care of my son's life.
He looks like Nirmal, doesn't he?
Looks like him, but who is there with him?
He has already been with someone. That, too, twice.
Looks like he did something good now.
Come on, let's go.
What happened?
Hey, wait! - Hey...
Hey, listen to my verdict at least!
We'll listen to it later.
We won't be able to meet her again.
The old man has passed away. The fire that
has passed just now should not go too far ahead.
My son is here!
Who is that girl?
Has he eloped with her?
Greetings, mother! - Bless you, son.
My son has returned after a long time.
You have my blessings, my son.
You should thank her, mother.
She is my friend, Martina Bellucci.
Really?
Hello, greetings! I love you.
Bless you, dear! Bless you.
Come on, guys.
Why are the villagers running towards here?
Come on. - Come on, guys.
Oh, boy!
Foreigner?
Hello!
Yes, sir, why are you here?
Our friend is back after six months.
We're here to ask about his well-being, aunt.
Looks like our friend took revenge on the British.
Hello, ma'am!
How are you, my friend?
How are you? Good? - I'm good!
What are you looking at?
His friend is my friend.
Hello!
Hey, me too! Hello, me too!
Hey, meet me too! I want to meet her too!
Get away now.
You can't meet her alone. We all will say hello to her.
We are equally happy about Nirmal's return.
Say hello to us! What are you guys doing?
I'm right here! I am not going anywhere.
I also want to meet you like you want to meet me.
Come on, man... - Why don't you understand it, silly guys?
Let me go!
Come on, stand in line, everyone!
Stand in line. Come on, stand in line!
Everyone has the right to ask about Nirmal's well-being.
Everyone will get a chance.
All of you stand one foot apart. Come on, guys. Meet him.
There you go. That's it.
Oh, my love!
Son, I don't think they came to meet you.
Are you okay? Yeah, I'm good.
No, mother, they are here for me.
They're meeting me first. Go on.
See, mother? Hello, sir!
Come on, do it fast. He has to rest as well.
Hey, village head, meet her directly!
Wow! - Hey, move aside!
Everybody's turn will come. Hold on!
You don't even know how to meet them.
See how I do it.
Let me show you how to do it.
Right, Nirmal? - All right.
Oh, wow! - What's the ruckus about?
Hey, mother!
Move aside! - Mother!
Move aside! Get back!
You didn't listen to the verdict.
Our friend has returned.
So we are here to meet him.
We know which friend you have come to meet.
Get lost, or I will throw you out!
Enough of meeting them. Come on! Get lost!
Do you want to get beaten up? Come on, guys!
Mother... Mother, look...
Greetings, Sardarji! - Greetings, Sardarji!
Mother...
Why are you getting scared?
We don't fight anymore. Do we, sister?
Who is she?
Nirmal has brought a friend from the mental asylum.
You made friends in such a short time?
Do you know how sad we were without you?
We missed you so much.
We missed you all the time.
We couldn't even eat anything properly.
Where did you go, leaving us?
I went to Shimla for a few moments, and you ran away.
We kept waiting for you.
Do you know we fought only for you?
There's so much love between us now.
It's been so long since we both have sung a song.
Sister, let's sing a love song.
Okay, sister.
"He is silly. He is stubborn."
"Our father's son-in-law is so handsome."
Wait, I won't spare you... - Oh, Lord!
Shut up! Quiet!
Sister,
what was so bad about this song that he took off his shoe?
We were just praising him.
How would I know? Only he can tell.
Maybe he insulted us to show it to that foreigner.
What's there to show her?
He wants to make an impression.
Who knows, he might have bad intentions.
Huh! No, no way!
He may be useless,
but I guarantee that his character is good.
I had to work very hard for you, too.
I am 10 times prettier than that foreigner anyway.
What are you talking about, by the way?
Don't worry about him. Worry about the land.
Both of us sisters are married for this.
Here's the towel.
The bathroom is right here, but the shower doesn't work.
If you want to make a hand shower by taking water
out of the bucket, then I will come with you.
Shall I? - Oh, you...
Naughty boy!
Say it, shall I?
No, please. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord!
Son, you have never been so romantic with anyone
as you are with her.
You look like Shah Rukh Khan from DDLJ to me.
Everything else is fine. The girl is not crazy, right?
Yeah, she's fine. Absolutely fine!
Then why is she with you?
You didn't abduct her, did you?
No, mother, she's my friend.
Okay.
You know, for the first time,
I have found someone who listens to my heart.
Mother, do you remember when you left me?
How can I forget that?
I know how I left the apple of my eye there.
When you left me there,
I thought you were the worst mother in the world.
Don't worry, madam.
In just 6 months,
we will make your son completely fit and send him home.
And as far as I've met your son,
he's very nice.
Yeah, my son is very nice, doctor.
But his wives are very quarrelsome.
Is there any medicine that can make his wives quiet, doctor?
The day such a medicine is made,
wives will teach it to speak as well.
Leave your son here.
And don't worry about him.
I don't know if my son will let me go or not.
He can't live without me.
Okay, son, I'll go now.
Okay, then.
Son, buy something from this. Take it.
I looked at him to my heart's content.
I thought that when I left, he would cry a lot.
Do whatever you want.
Which motorbike are you riding, my man?
Bullet Classic. I'm on my way there.
"Drive the foreigners away from here."
"My leader is an Indian."
"Drive the foreigners away from here."
Very good! My dad also sings this song.
Punjabi? Punjabi!
My dad is a Punjabi. I know a bit of Punjabi.
Cool!
Oh, no. No... - Hey, no!
His mother just left.
He is looking for a mother in you.
What do you mean?
He is upset due to the fighting between women.
Women? Fights between women.
Domestic violence.
He's a nice guy. Help him.
[Speaking in Italian]
[Speaking in Italian]
Hello!
Why are you standing alone?
What are you thinking about?
Do you miss your mother?
I love my mother a lot.
I'm afraid about my mother being alone there.
Alone? No! You have two wives.
I'm afraid that she's alone with them.
Oh, wives... bad? Eh, evil?
Evil is a small word, you know.
Are you there, aunt?
Yeah, son. Come in. - How dare you climb there!
Mother! Don't shout.
She's right here. Here, take care of your son.
What's wrong now?
He was sitting on an electricity pole.
Why? What if something happened to you?
What if the electricity had gone out?
The whole village couldn't have watched TV then.
What are you saying? What if my son had gotten injured?
Mother, electricity cannot harm a man
who has seen live wires fighting all the time.
Hey! Are you trying to taunt both of us sisters?
One died cooking for you,
and the other died fighting with you.
One died while washing your clothes,
and one died while bathing you. Yeah.
You went crazy being happy with one.
You could not handle the other.
Do something about him. He's climbing electricity poles.
Our friend was a decent person. - Before marriage.
Before which marriage?
Everyone knows this anyway.
What? Say it clearly, after the second marriage.
I had taken very good care of him,
but her troubling nature spoiled him.
As if you have served him a lot throughout your life.
You didn't have kids because you never came close.
What did you achieve by getting close to him?
I will hit you with this! I will too!
Yes, I will!
Get back! - You get back!
Don't mess with me! - Oh, come on, you guys! Stop it!
Aunt, we were fighting for no reason to watch TV.
You people are having fun without TV here.
Come on, let's sit down and watch.
Hey, stop it!
Come on! - Stop it!
What are you doing? - I won't spare you!
Please stop it! - Wait, I'll teach you a lesson.
Not if I beat you first. - Will you just stop it?
I'll beat you to a pulp.
We've heard that someone in the village has gone mad.
It's an order for Nirmal to reach wherever he is quickly.
Mother, prepare something to eat.
I'm going and will return immediately. - Okay, son.
Come on! - Huh?
Watch out! I hope it doesn't throw you out of here.
Be careful, lest he hits you with his horns.
I'll grab him by the horns and throw him away.
As soon as he sees my fierce form, he will salute me.
Its horns don't bend, right?
It's tough, right? - Yeah, it won't bend.
Or we'll install a new pair. - Then it's okay.
Hey, careful!
Hey, what are you doing?
Why are you backing down? Come on, face me!
Hold on...
Careful!
I'm not scared of you.
Come on, you...
So, did you see I twisted it?
Hey, mother...
Hey, mother,
here I come.
Mother, what's there to eat?
Didn't I tell you I'll be back right away?
I am back, aren't I?
Now, madam, see for yourself
that the man who is so respected in the village
that the villagers tremble in fear,
brings fritters for his wives every night to make them happy.
And then... - Here, fritters.
Go back where you went yesterday.
Why did you come here? Get lost, you ape!
Monkey man!
Go back where you went today.
Why did you come here? Get lost!
Huh!
Son, come here.
We'll have the fritters.
What's wrong, doctor? Are you looking for your keys?
What are you saying? The keys are right here.
He is trying to figure out why you did not find anything good
in your such good wives.
Look, the matter is serious,
but I don't see anyone serious in your family.
There are two solutions to this issue.
First, either change the environment
or change the person.
I was also replaced last month
because I could not change the environment.
My wife and I are very happy now.
My wife came just five minutes ago.
She has definitely changed the man,
but has not changed the family doctor.
Look, I may be a bad man, but I am a very smart doctor.
To avoid such a situation in your life,
go to a cool place away from this stressful life.
Like Shimla, Kullu-Manali. Right, mister?
Yes, we'll go together!
Sure, son. Yeah!
All right. Let's try this thing too.
I was not even informed, and the car arrived here.
Mother, I don't want to go.
Why don't you want to go, son?
Your wives have arranged the car with so much love.
Do you know it snows in Shimla?
The weather is cold. We will stay in a hotel.
Mother, they won't push me off the cliff, will they?
Oh, silly! We won't take them along.
I do remember that the doctor asked us to go on a tour,
but I don't remember whether he told us or them.
Which car will we go by, mother?
We will not go at all, son.
It's good that they did not take us.
Otherwise, they would have thrown you down the hill.
Really? - Yeah.
"Even God would never have taken care of me"
"as much as you do, my beloved."
"When you are with me, I can breathe."
"You are the reason I'm living."
"I feel delighted when you ask about me, my beloved."
"When you are with me, I can breathe."
"You are the reason I'm living."
"You are the reason I'm living."
"When I found your love,
I did not feel any separation."
"When you walked with me, my loneliness left me."
"With you, I feel like I'm born again, my love."
"You are like God, and I want to worship you, my love."
"I can't do anything without you, my love."
"I think about you all day long."
"I can never drown in your presence."
"Please hold my hand and take care of me."
"When you are with me, I can breathe."
"You are the reason I'm living."
"Even God would never have taken care of me"
"as much as you do, my beloved."
"When you are with me, I can breathe."
"You are the reason I'm living."
"You are the reason I'm living."
All right, uncle. We shall leave now.
Dear.
You're going to Punjab. Don't get too attached.
Please come back here soon.
Because of you, the atmosphere...
in the ashram is good these days.
I also liked it very much here.
I felt like I was on a summer vacation here.
Okay, uncle. Greetings.
Don't come here every summer vacation now.
Take care of her.
Sure. All right, then. - Yeah, let's go!
Come on, let's go. - All right, then.
Thank God
my son came back healthy in six months.
My six months went by like this.
How did your six months go with them?
"He came here and then he went there."
"Sometimes he said yes and sometimes no."
"When my mother-in-law came to know about this, she..."
"She started fighting with me looking at the time."
Forget about them, son.
Yeah, mother.
Forget it. Their singing will stop someday.
I can never forget your favour, dear.
You made my son eligible for marriage again in six months.
Mother, not for marriage.
To live again. To live again.
Son. If we had got her earlier,
we wouldn't have had to see this day.
No problem, mother.
Let bygones be bygones.
Everything is fine now, isn't it?
Yes. - Hmm. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah?
See?
Does she live in Italy, or did you bring her from somewhere else?
Mother, people living abroad speak Punjabi better than we do.
Wait a minute. Speak something in Punjabi.
How are you? - Isn't that good, mother?
The accent is a little different, but it's the same.
Thank you.
Aunt, you know your son,
he added colours to my life. - You bet I did!
It's his bad luck that he got such wives.
He's a diamond.
Pure diamond.
Diamond.
Mother, she's calling me a diamond.
You're lucky for him.
You naughty, aunt!
Naughty! Naughty girl!
Here we are.
Mother.
Mother.
You're here?
I don't want to talk now. Let me sleep.
Go and talk to that foreigner.
Leave me.
Is it... - It's me, sister.
You?
I thought it was...
He didn't even come to me. So I thought...
Were you missing him?
No, had he come, I would have been happy.
But he didn't come.
Yeah, I even wanted him to,
but he didn't come.
You know what, sister?
We have given our lives to him,
but he never understood what we want.
What does he want from the world and people?
No problem.
I think that mother must have kept her
because she is a guest, and we should not be insulted.
He came after so long.
It would have been better if he had come.
It would have been better.
Oh, no!
What if he has forgotten us because of that foreigner?
No, sister.
I can guarantee his character.
One should never guarantee
a man's character or a woman's words.
Got it?
Is she trying to pretend she is laughing?
I don't think so. - Why?
Maybe she wants us to hear her.
Mother. - Yeah?
When will that foreigner return?
I didn't ask her.
It's good that Nirmal returned. It seems happier here.
Yeah, he has brought the splendour with him.
The splendour of the whole village.
Didn't you see how they were drooling?
Our man is also in this pursuit.
A woman should know how to receive love.
A man has a lot of love in him.
Come on, mother.
Anyone can get love by wearing small clothes.
Right!
You can't wear small clothes after eating so much food.
You have to be thin for that.
Being fat or thin doesn't matter.
You should have respect in the village.
Not a single decision is taken in the village without us.
Huh! - They are right here!
Huh!
Greetings, aunt!
Where is she? - Hold on!
I can't see her anywhere.
Can't you control yourself?
What's wrong with that?
Have some patience.
What's wrong, son? You're here again.
Aunt,
we're here to hear the decision which was left yesterday.
See?
My sister!
Wait for two minutes. I'll give my verdict after eating.
We are also not in a hurry,
but will go only after hearing the decision.
I have some other work to do as well.
I have come to hear the verdict
and also to enquire about the well-being. - Yeah.
I didn't come yesterday, so I couldn't meet them.
The villagers were saying that Nirmal has completely recovered
and he recognises all the villagers.
Usually, the person who has such a nice guest
doesn't recognise anyone.
I can't see him. Where is he?
He must be having a bath.
Aunt,
I don't see our guest anywhere.
She must be having a bath as well. - With him?
They went to the bathroom together.
There's only one bathroom here, and he doesn't bathe alone.
He gets scared.
The power is out. It was dark, so he couldn't see anything. - Okay.
There are a lot of problems, you know.
Now he takes a bath twice a day
because there is a foreigner in the house.
A person who is being bathed by a woman
would never leave the bathroom.
I would keep bathing all the time... - Hey!
And keep on bathing.
Mother! Look at her, she's after me! - Hey, stop it!
Hello, friends!
Nirmal, I couldn't meet you yesterday.
Be a brother and meet me, too.
Don't you dare meet them, girl!
Yeah.
Do you want to meet me?
Aunt, I am only talking about meeting them.
However, we still have to take revenge on the British.
What revenge? She is our guest.
Take the revenge later.
Let's hear the verdict. We're here for that.
She's having a meal. Let's hear it from her.
From me?
It's done.
I'm done. So the verdict is...
No, it's okay. It's a small murder case.
Listen, ma'am, will you give the verdict in the murder case?
See.
My grandfather was a judge in Lahore.
Judgment is in my blood.
All right!
There you go. It's done then. Makhna, come here.
Look, it's a case of three brothers.
One is this, the second is this,
and the third is the one who was murdered.
He gave him barren land.
He has created a ruckus that he wants a share of it.
When they disagreed,
one brother attacked the other brother on the head.
And he died. Give the verdict now.
Oh! Self-defence.
Protecting yourself. Yeah?
Acquit him with honour. Free to go!
Applause!
Honour... With honour.
Excellent verdict!
He is a murderer.
No, my brother was not murdered.
He committed suicide. - All right, then!
Now that the British lady is saying that, it must be right.
They have ruled over us for 100 years. They cannot lie.
Right? - Oh!
Come on, let's go.
This is the first time we've heard such a verdict. - It's done.
You're just amazing. - Right, come on.
I'll bring more cases. - Come on, let's go.
Sure, bring it. Bring more cases. We'll give the verdict.
So, whom do the villagers ask before making their decision?
So, mother, did you hear the verdict? - Yes, I did.
I have gained just a little bit of weight.
That, too, after getting married.
We were fine earlier.
I have to spend time with many people.
Sometimes tea with someone.
Or go to someone's house and give your verdict.
While taking care of everyone, I forgot myself.
It is not our fault, it is the fault of this place.
Neither the food nor the water here suits us.
Even our husband is not good.
We used to have a time
when we were so beautiful and so thin.
We used to have a lot of fun.
It all went wrong after coming here.
You're right, sister.
We have lost everything by coming to this house.
We lost our beauty. We lost our husband.
And now that foreigner.
She doesn't care about anything. - Right.
Giving a verdict to them. 'Hello!' - 'Hello!'
She is trying to act smart.
Hey, what should we do?
What else? Get rid of her.
She has ruined the whole village.
If in future, any person goes astray,
the old women will blame us, right?
Right? They will blame us only. Tell me. - Hmm!
Come on, let's talk to mother.
Mother, we think that the foreigner is not good.
I feel the same way, too.
She was not looking well.
She was walking in the heat yesterday, so she felt unwell.
You care about her so much, mother.
She will ruin our family.
We are respected in the whole village and the whole family.
The kind of clothes she wears
makes everyone turn around and look at her.
Forget about us, what about Nirmal Singh's honour?
You took my words.
I was going to tell you the same thing.
Nirmal is a simple man. I don't know where he got her from.
I think she is a thief or a swindler.
Yeah. - Your jewellery is intact, right?
Throw her out.
I told you that mother is with us.
Right!
Call that pasta. Let's throw her out.
Shall we, mother? We're late. - I'm all ready.
If you miss even two minutes of a movie, it's not fun.
She is right.
Come on, mother! Let's go, we're getting late.
Come on, hurry up!
What can I do? I have to do it for my son.
Come, mother!
Coming, son.
Look at the way she walks. - Come on, my son. Let's go.
I hope she doesn't start walking around with her in a towel.
You're right.
I think something is definitely fishy.
How are you, aunt? All well?
I don't know about that, but you look fat.
You are still a little kid. - What can I do, aunt?
I am under a lot of stress at a young age.
My stature will increase only when I capture the land.
Either you take over the land, or I'll take it under my name.
How about if I slap you?
Have some decency, aunt. You have grown old,
but you don't have the sense to talk to a man.
The man has some aura.
Look, stranger, man, mister,
if you keep an eye on my land,
I'll slap you twice,
but you'll feel you've been slapped four times.
Only time will tell.
I heard that uncle brought another wife.
Are you leaving, or should I pick it up?
I'm leaving for now,
aunt, but I'll be back.
Get lost!
I will grab the land one day, and uncle
and the new wife will have fun.
Oh!
So, sister, why are you standing here?
Have you also seen Smita Patil's Mandi to control him?
No, it's nothing. I'm just a wife.
I'm not jealous of anyone's blooming garden,
but even a leaf can't be plucked without my permission.
And this is the first leaf
that has broken off from the branch and is turning green.
You mean Nirmal Singh?
Which leaf did you see turning green?
I think there must be something missing in our branch.
Branches, or are we looking something else?
Yeah, sure, of course!
That leaf is flying in the air, and we have to pull it.
No problem. Let's pull it once and break it,
then our mind will be at peace.
"What can I do if you're jealous?"
Hey, he's here!
He's here!
"What can I do if you're jealous?"
Greetings, sir!
Is there anything we can do for you?
Hey, sir, where are you going?
Did you forget about us?
Don't you want to come to these streets again?
Are we of no use to you?
Why are you scared? Come close to us.
And then enjoy the wonderful views.
The wonderful views!
Oh, come on, forget it! I understand your views.
We don't sell ourselves to a market
that doesn't know our worth.
No, sir...
No! - Hey, come on!
You're in your character, and he's gone.
How does he know what's on our minds?
Come on.
He doesn't know the value of his wives.
See, Nirmal, I'm so glad you're okay,
but I'm also worried.
I don't feel like buying a new tractor and giving it to a fool.
You are right, mother.
Why would anyone give his new tractor to a fool?
Forget it. How is she?
She is a good driver.
All right, then. That's good.
I don't want to leave you with these two.
I want you to settle down with this foreigner.
You spoke my heart out, but she only thinks of me as her friend.
Forget all that.
I will fill her heart with your love.
I know what women like about men.
Come on, mother! How do you know what's in her heart?
Oh, silly! All women think alike,
no matter where they are from or how old they are.
You show her something brave.
I live with such people in front of her.
What can be a more courageous act than this?
I remember why I liked your father.
First of all, I liked his courage.
I remember a little
that once my family and I were passing through a forest.
Your father attacked us.
You know, we three poor young sisters were on one side
and my father and my brother were on the other side.
They started shooting at each other.
Your father shot my father.
Then your father proposed to marry me.
My father was dying and asked me...
I only have two sons... what I should do.
And three daughters.
I said, 'Father, this man will protect me all my life.'
Father, me. I want to marry him.
Do you like this bandit?
Yes, father.
As the bullets were firing,
your life kept ebbing away, mine too kept ebbing away.
I thought he was such a brave man. He'll surely protect me.
How long would you have protected me, father?
You would have gotten shot someday. Here's that day.
The girl is ready.
It's time for you to get married, dear.
Shall I get married right now?
At least do my final rites.
You can get married after that.
Okay, we'll meet after my father's final rites.
All right?
I told my father that this man
will protect me for my whole life,
so I said yes. - Oh!
Then I got married,
and you were born.
And a year later, he died of malaria.
I married him for the protection,
but I had to protect myself.
Son, you should show her something brave.
Let it go, mother.
You've created hatred for father instead of love in my heart.
He neither showed me his face
nor let me see my grandfather's face.
You go away from my sight.
My luck!
You don't even know how to make up a story.
"You keep following your husband around."
"Let's see how much he supports you."
"You even give him bed tea and obey everything he says."
"I will dance wearing the clothes of your choice."
"Show me wearing pants and a coat."
"You'll have beautiful kids. Just marry a foreigner."
"You'll have beautiful kids. Just marry a foreigner."
"If you feel like it, try marrying for the third time, too."
"You'll have beautiful kids. Just marry a foreigner."
"You'll have beautiful kids. Just marry a foreigner."
"Try talking in sweet English."
"You should always be around her."
"Then you will see that she will follow you around."
"She will do everything you say."
"Take care of her for life."
"You won't find a girl as beautiful as this anywhere else."
"She will bring you flowers every day"
"if you remove the thorns."
"You'll have beautiful kids. Just marry a foreigner."
"You'll have beautiful kids. Just marry a foreigner."
"I am tired of eating bread. Feed me pizza every day."
"Bring dollars and get our visa cleared to travel abroad."
"We will say goodbye to the villagers from the plane."
"We'll bid our goodbyes to everyone."
"We will show our power in Punjabi in front of the British."
"We will bring our Kohinoor back."
"Propose to me..."
"Propose to me once with love."
"You'll have beautiful kids. Just marry a foreigner."
"You'll have beautiful kids. Just marry a foreigner."
"If you feel like it, try marrying for the third time, too."
"You'll have beautiful kids. Just marry a foreigner."
"You'll have beautiful kids. Just marry a foreigner." - You naughty!
I was afraid to talk to you as you might feel bad
because I have been married twice.
My dad has been married three times.
Whoa! My mom was the third wife.
Whoa! Three is lucky for us.
Mother, I'm starting to miss them.
No need to miss them.
Think about what they did to you.
Really, mother? - Yes.
Here, I'll bring you the moon and the stars.
Really now? - Yeah, really!
Don't worry, mother, when I go to take the moon and stars,
I will take you along with me. We will go flying.
Here, take it.
Oh, my!
Aww!
Oh!
Sister, look at those men. They have guns.
Hey, let's go.
Do we have to give something to someone? - No.
Aunt, I told you I would come, didn't I?
Here I am to seize everything.
I thought he left! - Come on.
Hold on. I'll teach you.
Hold on. I'll teach you. - Hold on. I'll teach you.
Uncle, don't make me pay for the empty bullet.
They are standing in front of us. Hit them in the head.
Really? Here you go.
What have you done?
One bullet is enough for them.
Sister, it's just a saying.
Then go and find it.
Fire the bullet. I'll get it.
Hold on, you...
I think the bullet hit something.
Uncle, turn the jeep. - Yes, we will.
Firstly, let's teach them a lesson.
Show us what you can do! - Don't run!
No, uncle, don't make aunt cry because of a kid.
Hold on!
Really? Hey, start it.
I told you. Turn it. - Yeah, come on.
Turn it. - Listen to the kid.
Hey, move the jeep. - Go. Move!
It's not moving.
Hey! - Stop there!
Where are you going? Come on!
Come on now, run! They won't spare us.
Take your jeep with you!
We don't keep others' stuff.
Nor do we let others keep our stuff.
Mom, go and talk to them.
Dear, I'm afraid.
She is cleaning the gun. What if she fires?
It's good. The clean gun will not infect you.
Do one thing. Let them sleep.
Then get out of here quietly.
Mom, I'm not a coward.
I'm not a coward. I'll go with pride.
Then talk to them yourself.
Mom, I don't want to be a coward.
However, I'm unable to speak with them.
You know what?
I'll talk to them.
I'll take the thing myself. - Make her quiet.
No one will take it.
Some men came to take possession of the land.
They fired the bullets.
Let me go and talk to them. - Yeah.
If a bullet had been fired at the scene today,
I would've killed someone as per the priest's prediction.
Sister, who knows if someone else's murder has been written.
Death of a 70-80-year-old.
Girls!
Are you any less?
That you are using a gun to kill people.
No, mother.
When I was a kid, the priest predicted that I would kill people.
Death of a traitor.
Death of the one who changes the topic.
Dear, why kill a 70-80-year-old guy?
How long will they live?
Don't worry, mother. I'm not talking about you.
I'm talking about an outsider. - Kill them.
I'm with you.
Didn't you see?
I feel like she's a bit too much.
I can see that.
I saw you hugging her in anger.
You are hugging her instead of us.
No, I'm with you guys.
I say break them.
Teach a lesson to Nirmal, too.
That crazy person needs help.
The three of us sisters...
Will be happy and have fun.
Sisters?
Have you seen yourself in the mirror?
I look younger than you.
Look, mother.
Your words hurt me.
To be honest, I don't believe it.
Whether you are on our side or not.
Hey, I'm on your side.
I found out everything.
She has three houses in Italy.
She is filthy rich.
She has no greed for our land.
She will take Nirmal away.
The land will remain with us.
Okay, let's assume we agree to it.
We would send him off with that foreigner for his happiness.
But what's the guarantee?
What will we do if her parents say,
give our daughter her share of land?
Where does a foreigner have time for farming?
A couple remain on their partner's lap.
That's all they do.
Sister, how should we let him go? He is so good.
He'll live with our kids and earn for them.
A man's support is excellent.
This foreigner did whatever she could. Thank you.
Sister, men are such, have you seen anyone wiser than this?
Have you seen it? And ask that foreigner to go.
You might hear the news,
two sisters beat up a guest from abroad.
There you go!
Yay, there you go!
One, two, three, yay!
Look, how shameless he is.
He is swinging another woman in front of his wives.
Okay!
What would this madman know about shame?
Anyway, the decision will be made. - This is pink.
The decision is significant, sister. - Okay.
Both of us sisters have only one man.
We will send him away, too.
Well, we will give away the man.
But this should have come to our minds first.
What? - The guy is crazy.
Let's marry him off to this foreigner.
She'll change him.
It's really bad.
He is abandoning us for her.
It is okay if a woman leaves a man,
but how can a man leave a woman?
Well, it's an old habit of yours.
You wanted me, too.
You couldn't even watch your sister and your husband together.
You used to ask your husband to behave accordingly.
Yes. Because I was wise.
Guys cannot be trusted.
I wanted you to marry my husband, not send him away with you.
Oh. I'm saved. You should've told me about his character.
Hey. Come back.
It's too much. Mother and son are creating new problems.
Come on, there you go.
Sister, let me ask you honestly.
Let's send him away.
What's with us?
We'll live with the land.
Look once.
He seems crazy.
On the other hand, I feel. However, he might beโฆ
Our kids have a father.
I saw this earlier as well.
You get ready to send him away with anyone.
But when the time comes, you fall for him.
You did this to me as well.
Don't you have other things to say?
Wrench, don't bring up old matters.
It might be old issues for you.
You ruined my happy life.
My wounds are still fresh.
I used to dream of Harbhajan Mann.
But you gave me this crazy person.
I admit I got him. But he became crazy after you came.
Yes. You did it. You thought I might have fun with your man.
Hey.
You have four children with him.
And you say you didn't have fun with him.
Look at yourself. I was a modern girl.
We considered going out as fun.
But you used to call the village council.
Instead of doing household chores
you used to use the gun.
He was bound to go crazy. - Yes.
I fired the bullet, you were cooking, right?
Yeah, I was. What can you do?
You're dumb and ugly.
Mother.
Hey, mother... - Keep quiet, girls!
The boys is having an attack.
Enough. You better be quiet. The boy.
He wasn't a boy even when I married him.
Who knows if he really gets panic attacks
or both mother and son are fooling us two sisters.
Yes. You are right.
Didn't you see how the doctor recognised us?
We need to go to Shimla.
Yes. After all, he wants to marry madam now.
That's why these mother and son keep acting.
Wait, I'll be back...
These two will never learn.
Did he run inside because he had a panic attack?
I won't spare you! Wait...
Oh my!
Be quiet otherwise, I'll fire!
You guys keep behaving like monkeys. I will...
I'll kill myself. - Oh my.
No. Don't do this.
We won't speak now.
No, dear.
This crazy will shoot himself.
We'll have to find out whether he's crazy or not.
Where are we going, dear.
Seeing us alone, it stares at us.
What do you mean by stare? - We mean...
Look there. Before you leave,
Free both of us sisters from this bull.
Whenever we pass by, he comes to attack us.
Why do you pass by him?
Go from behind.
Hey, bull. Look here.
Our brave husband is here.
Why brave?
Don't you want to go to Italy? - Yes.
Yes. - Fight the bull then. Come on.
No. Why should we fight a bull? - Come on, go!
Why should we trouble him?
What did that poor guy do?
What? You got scared, huh?
You are aware that the bull hits.
Yes.
I...
Really?
He hits, huh?
Go. Fight that bull.
If the bull attacks and injures you,
the more the foreigner will love you.
What? - That's what you wanted to say.
Foreigners have more humanity than Indian ladies.
The say that foreigners love a lot
when guys have physical injuries.
He says that's why he got affection after 18 years.
Dear.
You'll escape if you hold the bull.
Otherwise, we too have bulls.
Hey, hold the bull.
That bulls horns aren't as sharp as your wives.
Come on.
Oh my!
Careful, Nirmal!
You crazy bull!
You roam around all day like a dog.
You think you did it, huh?
I'm no less. Look how I'll teach you a lesson.
You...
Sister, he is crazy.
Now, I'm satisfied.
As if we experimented on him. - Oh, boy!
I'm dead, mother!
"Oh fair lady"
Hey, girl! - Greetings!
Greetings. - Yes.
Come. Sit.
She is asking us to sit.
I know English. I have studied Home Science.
When I was in college, people thought I was a foreigner.
Wise people have rightly said, hard work never goes waste.
How are you?
She would say yes.
Till now, we keep getting irritated after seeing you.
Then we thought we didn't see you.
We didn't meet you. And we got a chance today.
I am Ms Naseeb Kaur.
First wife of Mr Nirmal Singh.
I am Ms Kiranjeet Kaur.
The second wife of Mr Nirmal Singh.
I am Ms Monica Bellucci.
The third wife to be.
Of Mr Nirmal Singh.
She is naughty.
She is pretty. - Yeah, she is pretty.
Can I get you guys something to eat? - Nothing.
I know English. I have studied Home Science.
Food?
She is asking for snacks. - Why snacks at this hour?
There is leftover Dal.
We can cook but let's talk about the issue.
Look, sister.
Such a big trade started taking place between us.
And both the parties are meeting today.
What business?
Commerce. Goods.
Products exchange.
What did you like about our items?
Item?
She means our husband. - Oh.
Okay.
I thought that the guy
was mad for me.
But the guy really turned out to be crazy.
Oh.
That's good you found out later.
He already was... - We didn't drive him crazy.
It's a simple thing.
We have nothing to offer you except our husband.
But you have a lot to offer us.
We even prepared a list.
This...
It's in Punjabi, I will write it for you in English.
The point is that 50 acres of land
both the sisters will have 25 acres each.
And we have our husband to offer.
Fine.
Deal done.
Done?
What happened?
We are wives.
We have to give him to you.
But we don't desire it. We are forced...
Sister, we can't even...
What did she say?
He is really crazy.
But he was ours.
I got it.
She is smart.
The thing is.
The guy is mad.
He will he will be fine with you.
If we had done this,
the news would have spread in the village that we had left him.
Now, people will blame the man.
They'll think the man abandoned us.
That's it.
That we left him.
Just have him.
This was the only thing. Let's go.
Ladies first.
Dear.
If God wills,
we will meet again.
I will meet you again.
But I don't know where,
how and as whose wife.
But I will meet you for sure.
Amrita Pritam.
The way you have tempted me.
I'm willing to meet you right now. - Dear.
This is your only problem, you are not wise.
Be a wise man.
We are sending you to the third place with grace.
Don't disgrace us in a foreign country.
How can we give our man away?
Take care, we should not get any complain.
If you want to respect your in-laws
then you have to wake up early, worship the god,
make the tea, then you should wake up your wife.
Listen to me, Dear.
You need to bow down and get be fooled by her.
If your in-laws torture you
then remember
your two wives are still here for you. - She's right.
Pack your bags and come to us, we have enough rooms.
The way we eat dry chapattis,
you can have them too.
No, sister.
Don't come after fighting.
You have to solve all the problem with your wife.
What if something went wrong.
I have no idea when will we meet again.
Look,
the way you have made me emotional
I will definitely meet you. - No.
How many time will you come from so far?
Let me see my moon properly.
I also want to see my moon.
Dear.
If you ever get a sneeze.
You must not control it.
We both sisters might be missing you.
It might hinder us.
And please visit us.
Dear.
How can I visit you now?
Men remain busy with work in foreign country.
I mean he would visit different doctors.
I'm saying let me meet today.
And why do you worry when mother is here?
Is mother not going with you? Why?
No.
No problem, sister. Even if it's an excuse...
At least, he will come to her funeral.
I'll come, she's my only mother. Won't I come to her funeral?
Dear.
I'm waiting.
Look, dear.
Your moon is calling you.
Okay, we will meet later.
Dear, we might have been some stars too.
Sparkling stars.
Will you forget these sparkling stars?
How can we be the sparkling stars?
We are the falling stars.
People ask for their wishes.
Dear.
Look at these stars and pray for something.
Without meeting us...
Take care, I am coming after meeting them.
You'll come to your mother's funeral, right? - Listen.
What's wrong with you? My mother is alright.
Get inside! - Sorry, Sardarji!
Hey...
Hey, look at this!
Hey, why did you lock the door?
At least you open the door. You are the elder one.
What kind of an elder?
Finally, we sent him back.
Thank god.
I just wanted this from you.
Yes!
We sent him back.
Now, he can do whatever he wants.
Now, I am satisfied.
Hey, listen to me! Where are you?
I just wanted them to close the door.
Now, they won't disturb us.
Yes. - Yes.
Very nice!
"Desi groove."
"Desi groove."
"Moons hide themselves when I look good,"
"stars fall down when I laugh."
"My anklet worth millions, it breaks when dance."
"When I dance."
"Sitting with a long braid. Blue eyes behind black sunglasses."
"My earrings are flawless. Even roses think stole their color."
"People praise my nose."
"The moon hides when I dress up. Stars fall when I smile."
"My anklet worth millions breaks when dance."
"When I dance."
"One day my slim waist might snap, just like fragile glass breaks."
"And my hair is like a snake could kill someone."
"They say this girl looks like a jasmine flower."
"But she shows attitude on her own terms"
"Doesn't even bother to pick up the phone."
"The moon hides when I dress up"
"and stars fall from the sky when I smile."
"My anklet worth millions breaks when dance."
"When I dance."
"A little like Heer, a little like royalty."
"This girl is lighter than flowers in weight."
"I don't like anyone, but everyone likes me."
"Kaptaan calls me Sahiba of today."
"I don't get trapped in any lover's tricks"
"The moon hides when I dress up. Stars fall when I smile."
"My anklet worth millions breaks when dancing"
"When I dance."
"Golden beautiful like gold, they must be wondering what I eat."
"Tall, elegant, and full of grace from top to toe,"
"with long braid like a cobra's tail."
"Boys sit like snake charmers playing their flutes for me."
"I live like a dream girl and honestly,"
"there's no doubt in it."
"The moon hides when I dress up. Stars fall when I smile."
"My anklet worth millions breaks when dancing"
"When I dance."
"When I dance."
I pronounce you as husband and wife.
Now, you can kiss the bride.
He wants to say that in the presence of god,
the groom can kiss his wife.
What? A kiss?
What is he saying?
Kiss.
Wow.
God has blessed them.
Right?
Have some shame, guys.
Sit down, why are you interrupting them?
Let our son-in-law do what he is asked to do.
Carry on, dear.
Couldn't you stop sneezing for two minutes?
Please stop it for two minutes.
I feel like sneezing, it's not considered a good omen.
It can be bad for you. Just two minutes. - Hold on.
Are you his first and second wives?
Yes. Hold on, let us see how far this stupid guy goes.
I can't understand you.
First, you both
drove him go crazy.
And when he became smart after coming to us
You again sent him to someone else.
What are you saying?
Isn't he crazy?
What are you saying?
That new girl...
what do you mean, is he stupid?
No.
All the women from this world are same.
They never marry a crazy guy.
Although, they might drive him crazy.
Two minutes are over, carry on.
Yeah, carry on.
Stop it.
What is the logic of kiss?
It's the marriage vows that have to be made through the lips.
Whatever happens, don't stop.
Carry on the task. - Yes.
Nirmal.
Don't stop.
Let's go, sister.
Let's break his jaw.
Come on, sir! Sir!
Women's problems will never end, you do your job.
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
If anyone asked if you were crazy. Don't try to be smart.
You are crazy.
Come on. - Okay, all right.
Sister, he is not even here.
I found it.
What?
Eggs.
I found eggs instead of the doctor.
What are you saying?
Hey, idiot.
That madman fooled us.
We'll have to prove him smart in front of the world.
We will have to stop him until we prove this fact.
I didn't understand.
Now I need to explain it to you as well, huh?
Didn't you come and sit in the middle of my wedding?
I need to sit there. - Yes. Come.
Mother, will you come here?
We need to talk to you.
Talk here whatever you want to talk about.
We have a bed in our house. Why are you sitting on the stairs?
Come on, we will get you a bed.
We always sleep on the bed.
Today, we will sleep on the stairs.
Mother, you'll be cursed.
Mother, move aside. We have some work with Nirmal.
If he had some work with you
then why did he get married?
Why are you two upset?
Celebrate.
No, mother. - No.
Such an auspicious day came after so many days.
Dance!
No, mother. - No, mother.
"Snake teases the black crow" - No, mother.
"Snake teases the black crow"
"Snake teases the black crow" - No, mother.
"Snake teases the black crow" - No, mother.
"Dance. Nirmal got married" - No, mother.
No, mother.
"Dance. Nirmal got married."
No, mother. - No, mother.
"My mother gets infested by bugs."
"Dance. Nirmal got married."
"May you get infested by bugs."
Hey. What are you looking up there?
"Sometimes say yes."
"Sometimes say oh."
"Lady will dance with grace."
"Lady will dance with grace."
"Lady will dance with grace."
Come on, let's go. Come on, hurry up!
"Lady will dance with grace."
Come on.
I knew what you'd do. Where?
Dear.
You might have forgotten us,
but we didn't forget our duty as wives.
Sister.
It's not my first time.
I knew you were coming, that's why I brought my milk.
Get lost!
So, it's a no.
A clear no! Get lost before I push the ladder.
Sister, it's like Ludo. A snake bit us.
Did you call me a snake?
No, dear. - No.
We don't know how to fly.
You don't know how to fly, but you know how to fall, right?
Get lost! - Hey! Ahh!
We're going there again.
Oh, Lord!
Hey! We are dead.
Sister, hold your breath. Don't inhale.
Inhale.
I can't. I'm trying.
Sister, we are saved.
Did you see? The hard work pays off.
The trick worked, right?
Yes, it worked well.
Who is this?
It's us, Dear!
You escaped your death as well.
No one can kill the one who God protects.
Sister, open the door.
Rituals are yet to be performed.
"Folk song"
Are they singing?
Let them come in.
"The cuckoo of our garden..."
Yes! No. - No... - "The cuckoo of our garden..."
Please. Go! - No...
Get them! - Hey!
"Where is the cuckoo going?"
"Where is the cuckoo from our garden going?"
Huh? Please come. Come on.
Please come, sister. - Please come.
"Where is the cuckoo"
"from our garden going?" - Huh? Hey!
Hey, leave her! Come on, get back!
Hey! Sit here. Where are you going?
Come on, god is here. Now, get out of here.
Didn't the bed break many times?
I kept it intentionally. I knew you would come.
No matter what happens, you'll return.
There is no such ritual. Just get lost.
Oh, my God!
Why are they crying? Why are you crying?
Haven't you heard the saying, 'My roof, my rules'?
They won't play, nor will they let others play.
No, dear. You are wrong here.
We are here to play.
Hey, look. What are they doing?
Dear God.
The ladder is attached to the fence outside,
Did anyone steal anything?
Hey, look over there. Looks like aunt is checking something.
Hey, aunt. Why are you jumping over the wall at this age?
We were robbed, dear.
It's a wedding house. Someone stole things.
Was any valuable item stolen? - What was so valuable?
Aunt! - Yes?
Is our guest fine?
Yes. - Come on.
Hurry up. - Hey, Nirmal!
You are sleeping. There was a ladder outside.
Did anyone kidnap your foreigner?
Did anyone come here, Nirmal?
Mom, what did you bring these idiots?
Hello!
What again?
Greetings.
Greetings.
Greetings. - Greetings.
Aren't you ashamed?
Brother, don't create a scene in the village. He's a kid.
No, mom. You misunderstood.
Okay?
You can do wrong, and aunt can't even misunderstand you.
As if she is smart... No, she is smart.
Mom, what was the need to bring them here?
You too shouldn't have gone together.
Here you go.
Nirmal? What is he up to?
How are you, idiots? - We are good.
He'll have to buy a tractor
considering the number of wives he has.
The way he is going,
he will fall for sure.
Take this!
Saying that he is crazy,
he got married.
He is smart.
I'm afraid we might both be
thrown out of the house.
Hey, why do you worry when I'm here?
Tell me what you need. I'll get it for you.
Come to the house with me.
Don't worry about clothes. You'll get many.
What are you thinking about? Let's go.
Oh, brother!
No, not at your house. Just help her get settled down.
Hey, this didn't take responsibility
to help his sisters get settled.
I would have settled down.
Hey, brother-in-law, settle down with sister-in-law.
Oh, there you go! So, sister, what do you want?
We just have to prove that Nirmal is not mad.
He is not mad. - Now just prove this thing.
We are nothing in front of the girl
we can get for you.
Our younger aunt.
Her daughter? - Your aunt is with you.
Okay, it's a deal then.
You talked about my relationship.
You're helping me settle down.
Now, helping you is my left-hand job.
But I need a beer in my right hand. - Have it.
You have your beer.
We will get a great match for you.
So, sisters, shall we have something, then?
You idiot! Wait, you...
Oh, poor girl. She is newly married.
She never heard that guys are like that.
Look, it's the second night, and the guy didn't come.
I can't see someone getting so insulted.
Me too.
What if he came drunk?
Oh, then?
No, sister.
He will hit her. - No, he won't hit her.
He hits when he is drunk.
No, sister. He won't hit her.
He should not hit her but I think he will hit her.
Oh no.
Oh dear.
"Open the door, my wife."
He will hit her. - "Open the door..."
Sister, we are going to take care of it.
"I am here, look."
Fools, do you live here?
Three of you, control your husband.
I brought him alive.
Who dares to control me?
I will take care of everyone.
Okay, everyone, take care of yourselves.
We will see the rest of the things tomorrow.
Didn't you see yet?
I mean, we saw it today as well but we will see it again tomorrow.
Okay, I am going.
See you later. - Yes, okay.
Bring dinner.
Where are you coming from?
Wait a minute.
I was not ready for this English.
Where are you coming from?
Are you trying to question me?
Shameful.
We kicked the British out in 1947.
I will take revenge.
Wait, let me... Dear.
Stop it, Dear. Wait a minute.
We are here.
Did you see? This is how wives love.
I will drink whiskey, I will drink it for sure.
What are you doing?
Here, hold it.
Did you both plan it?
Was it your plan?
All the Punjabis against one Italian.
I'll sue.
I will teach you a lesson.
Hold on, everything was fine till this English
but now, she abused me in Italian.
I will ask her right now. - Dear.
Dear, get the complete information.
Just watch what I do to her, I will bring storms today.
I will tell her how to talk. - No.
What if he didn't return, sister?
No, you won't go, dear.
You and your mother. Both are cheaters.
Cheaters! - Did you just curse my mother?
Stop right there, I'm coming with my slippers.
If you're a one mother's daughter, then stay there.
Yes, son, teach her a lesson.
Please, go from here. - I will handle you.
We won't let you get over there. - I'm coming! Move aside!
What is this?
Oh, my sister!
Why did she break the bottle?
Go to hell.
The boy's night is ruined.
An issue has come up
before the village council,
that Nirmal Singh's
both the first two wives
say that Nirmal Singh married Monica
because Nirmal Singh is crazy.
But both the son and his mother lied.
They say that Nirmal Singh is actually smart.
But Monika still says that Nirmal is a fool, not smart.
Hold on, we didn't grow up playing stupid games.
Brother, give them the proof. - Take this.
We don't have to play a song.
Chief, the proof is in this.
Have you kept the proof in it?
Now, you will disassemble it.
I have recorded the voice in it.
It's his real voice. - Is it?
A lot of things are recorded in it.
But we will start it
with the important things.
Okay, listen to this.
'Tell me one thing.'
'Where did you learn to fool the world by acting a fool?'
'What did you say?'
'What kind of Punjabi women'
'let their husband marry someone else?'
'In Punjab, at this time, either Ramla is famous'
'or it's you, the fool.'
'Brother, I am also Ramla's fan.'
'If Ramla came to know'
'that you have married an Italian girl'
'he will become a fan of this fool.'
'Should I tell you one thing?
'Your first two wives deserve it.'
'They might say anything to me'
'but they deserve what they are getting.'
Just like we need to pour water
into an old pump to make it pump water.
I did the same by talking ill of you, so that he spills the truth.
Okay, listen further.
'Listen to our villagers now.'
'They are all dogs.'
'I haven't even gotten married yet after spending so much'
'They are just jealous of me.'
Anyway, the important thing is about to come.
It's all just rubbish. Listen to this.
'Look, they are all very nice.'
'Say anything but don't say bad things about my village.'
Now comes the crunch moment. Listen now.
Here comes the real content. Listen to this!
Hello. Done?
What is this?
Brother, the speaker didn't start, I think the battery died.
What should we do?
The friendship should stay alive because of which I am alive.
But you killed me alive.
Women, tell us what should be done?
Whatever we say, we will tell our brother.
Okay, leave it. Yes, Nirmal.
You tell us. - I need a peaceful environment,
I can't get well
in these noises and disturbances.
I need a calm environment.
Look.
Nirmal Singh is not mentally stable.
So both of your sisters
stay outside the house.
Nirmal with his mother
and Monika can go to their respective homes.
That's the final decision.
Thank you.
Sister.
What mistake did we make?
What went wrong?
Huh?
Should we start from the beginning?
I got married. - Yes.
I couldn't get pregnant.
God's plan.
Then I remembered you.
And you got married.
God's plan.
You took over my husband.
We both started having fights.
Again, god's plan.
These are not god's plan, these are your games.
Don't make me say something harsh.
Being the elder sister, I'll admit that these are my games.
Huh? Hmm.
Then you got pregnant.
We both sisters settled well.
We had a healthy life.
During this healthy life, our husband got stressed.
God's plan. - God's plan.
We went to Shimla for some peace.
The sin took place in Shimla.
No. - Yes.
Then start from the beginning.
Come on. Go on.
I used to study home science peacefully, right? - Yes.
I was famous all over the village.
Am I right? - Yes.
You didn't have children,
and because of you, I got stuck here.
Am I right? - God's plan.
Okay, I still stood patient. - Yes.
We had beautiful kids.
Both of us got settled, too.
During this happiness, our husband got stressed.
It's okay. - God's plan.
Destiny.
Who can fight against destiny?
Then we went to Shimla.
You are right, sister.
The sin took place in Shimla.
At Shimla, right? - Yes, it happened there.
Why are we blaming ourselves?
Did we commit any sin till now?
No, never. - Not even small ones.
Anything? Ever? - Not at all. No, no way.
Huh? - No.
When we went to Shimla, where was our husband?
He was at home. - So it took place at home.
Our husband is the sinner, right?
He brought the sin with him.
What is the difference between us and that sin?
Listen to me.
Crying is not enough.
You have to work hard.
When the husband is out of the wife's control
and the women can't control anything
then her beauty comes in handy.
For that, you'll have to lose weight.
Look, if a person is willing,
he can lose weight easily.
But I was never willing to do so.
My husband is not after a foreigner.
And the thing you're holding in your hand.
Put it down.
Leave it. - You too.
Leave it, give it to me.
Give me.
You won't eat it now, I will eat them.
I am your coach from today.
Eat salad and green vegetables.
It's my responsibility to make both of you slim.
You will stay with me till then.
"Every morning, after setting the alarm, I will wake up"
"and do something that will blow your mind."
"I am not a weak player either."
"I will do it for sure. We have to win the battle."
"We are dieting well."
"I'm dieting. I'm dieting for you."
"I'm fighting for you. I'm dieting for you."
"I will wear expensive clothes for you, my love."
"I will go to learn English from madam every morning."
"I will wear expensive clothes for you, my love."
"I will go to learn English from madam every morning."
"I'm done with you."
"I want to travel around with you."
"I want to do light makeup. - I want to fly."
"Everyone will be shocked to see us dieting."
"I'm dieting. I'm dieting for you."
"I'm fighting for you. I'm dieting for you."
"I gave up eating. I gave up eating to become thin."
"I'm short of breath, and I'm having trouble."
"Where is the water?"
"We've given up burgers, pizza and eat salad every day."
"I do yoga every day, and I never sit idle."
"No matter who comes in front of me, I will not spare them."
"Keep your attitude aside and ask about my feelings."
"I will manage everything. I'm dieting."
"I'm fighting for you. I'm dieting for you."
Come on.
We have come all dressed up. Is there nobody at home?
Getting so ready was of no use. It's so quiet here.
It does not look like our home.
Sister. - Hmm?
They must have gotten used to living in such silence.
We would feel suffocated here.
Yeah, and we're hungry anyway. Let's eat something. - Sure.
You scoundrels! You all sucked my blood.
Did you say that? - Did you say that?
Will you make me do that? - No...
Are you trying to force me now? - Hey, no...
Huh? - No...
You scoundrel! - No... Ah!
Hey! What... Huh?
She's just laughing.
Your mother is laughing!
Have the mother-son duo left something to laugh about for me?
What have we done?
[speaking Italian]
You said that everything is mine.
You said we would go to Italy.
No land, no Italy.
You are such a baby! You...
Say what you want.
Just feed us something. We are hungry.
I beg of you.
[speaking Italian]
What are you doing?
No! No way!
No, mother!
Hold on, listen to me!
Oh, my honey!
Oh, sweetheart! Oh, my darling!
Hey, ladies, please leave!
We have nothing to feed you. Please leave!
Nirmal, it's us! - It's us!
I lost 15 kgs. Seebo!
I lost 12 kgs. Kirna!
You would have been 16 kilos
and you would have been 13 kilos less
if you had not applied one kilo of powder on your face.
Oh, my word!
My daughters-in-law are looking so pretty.
Oh, Lord! My daughters have been dieting so much.
Are you here to make us feel jealous?
Come on, sister, there's no use in dressing up.
Oh, my sweetheart! Oh, my darling!
Oh, my honey!
We wanted him to come towards us.
You guys are looking so beautiful.
This means that you guys will not leave me.
Whether here or there,
you will get me married.
Mr Nirmal Singh, come to your senses.
You're a married man.
Enough now. Don't you rub any more salt into my wounds.
I made a mistake.
Forget it, Sardarji,
this is not the first time you have made this mistake.
Here you go.
Here, Sardarji.
I was bored with eating the pasta she used to make.
Sometimes you should eat homemade parathas too, you know.
Sometimes? - Yeah.
Sister. - Don't you dare eat it!
You guys are the owners of this place.
Wise people have said that
the first marriage is always the first.
No... You didn't listen to the whole thing.
The second marriage is also like the first one.
You should never marry for the third time. It's for the devil.
You should never marry for the third time, you know. Never!
Sardarji, what do we do about that foreigner now?
What else? Throw her out with her luggage.
Right? - Fine, tell me something, did we never fight?
There are fights everywhere.
There wasn't much difference between you guys.
You both are equal to her.
It's the same. - It's the same?
Yeah! - Sister.
Give it to me. - Hey, hold on!
Do you think she will call me with love, and I will go?
No... No way!
Even if she calls me 10 times,
once I decide, I will not go.
It's my final word. What else?
Come on, bring water. - Sure.
You son of a gun! Are you coming in, or should I?
Coming! - Huh?
Coming. Hey, what...
Leave it! Eat there. It doesn't matter where I eat.
Hey! - Hold on!
Where are you going? - Forget it!
Hold on, my darling!
Get lost.
Give me some water. - Get lost!
Son, you have three wives,
but none of them gave us food.
I think the happiness of your marriage is not in our destiny.
No, mother, you're thinking it wrong.
There is so much happiness, but we are unable to take it.
Just look how much they love me.
People these days do nothing for anyone,
but they lost ten kg for me.
Look at the positives, mother.
They did so much for me,
and what did I do for them?
Mother, we must break all the walls of hatred and give them their rights.
What about the foreigner?
She is also very nice.
All three sisters will live with love among themselves.
Everything will be fine.
There will be fights,
but it will be about who will serve you and me more.
How lucky that morning will be
when they will serve me early in the morning!
Enough, son!
If you are left with anyone of these three, it is a good thing.
I know the mind of women.
I know how to keep them happy alone and together.
I know it, mother.
Seebo!
Seebo!
By the way, what have you lost that you have come
to this poor woman's room to look for?
Have you lost anything by leaving us? No...
What I have lost is right in front of me,
but I cannot find it. - Kirna!
Right? No? Uh... That foreigner!
Let me go now. - No!
I wanted to talk to you about something important.
I know what it's about.
You have come here
not for me, but because of my dazzling beauty.
But how can I trust you?
First, you were after that foreigner's beauty.
Now you're after my beauty,
then you will be after Kirna's beauty.
Wow, man!
You're taking advantage
of everyone on the pretext of compulsion.
Oh, this beauty is made of soil.
Just soil!
You know, there are types of wood, like there are old woods.
Just because I'm the oldest?
No, I said it for the others, you know.
Look at your beauty... Awesome!
When I used to come from outside
and you used to stand at the gate like this.
'These streets and these squares...'
I am Smita Patil.
'Don't come here again.'
'Then look at the views everywhere, mister...'
Yeah, views! - Yeah, I said it.
Was that you? - Yeah!
That was the best!
I just loved that dialogue.
A person becomes a poet in pain.
You are also used to reciting Mr Pritam Singh's poem.
'I will meet you again...' Right? Yeah!
If I don't meet you, then how will you find me?
You were reciting Mr Pritam Singh's poems.
And you used to clap, huh?
'I will meet you again.' - 'I will meet you again.'
You're repeating it.
I'm right here. You can meet me all you want.
I pay you my respect, poetess!
But what do you know about respect?
An opportunist woman! A treacherous woman!
You're a disgrace to being a sister. I'll talk to you later.
And you, unfaithful man! Holy sinner!
I'll meet you for sure, but I'll meet you at the police station.
No... - Hang till death!
To you. - My darling honey!
Go to hell.
Hey, listen to me!
Hey, she is a kid. I have to say it.
For god's sake, stay right here.
I'll be right back after making amends with her.
Sardarji!
Kirna! Hey, my sweetie! Kirna!
What is it? What do you want?
Kirna, I was already hungry just by looking at you.
With god's grace, you became even prettier.
I know that. What else?
Do something to avoid going to the police station.
Seriously, your sister really has some black magic.
I was going to your room. I don't know how I went to her room.
If you hadn't talked about magic, I wouldn't have believed you.
She can do that.
Her mind is full of poison for me.
I don't trust her.
You saw it, right? She became thinner.
She used to eat before me.
I thought it's sister's love. I should have it too.
If I hadn't had the parathas,
she couldn't have beaten my beauty.
Listen to the foreigner. Her mother married thrice.
Her mom didn't abandon them, foreigners abandoned her.
It's a trick to fool people.
She wants all my 50 acres of land. I won't give her any.
Come on, what's this now?
Why did you come from there? You should have come this way.
You idiot. You stupid.
You brainless!
You dog! You donkey!
Thank god, I came here to get eggs.
I found out your truth.
You filthy person. You dirty man. Kirna, you...
Give me two minutes. I need to talk.
Stay here and talk.
Look, the thing is,
they helped me settle down.
And you cured me.
You...
Both of you are like a god to me.
Seebo is the root cause of all this mess.
Everything happened because of her.
She would hold a gun and say
is there anyone who can compete with me in Punjab?
Is there any gangster? Here is the gangster.
Really? Say one more dialogue she used to say. The sky...
Where does the sun rise from?
The sun in the sky,
mountains on the Earth,
and Naseeb are always present.
This is cheating.
This is cheating.
Where did you come from? I locked you in there.
No door in the world can lock me inside.
Tell me now.
Mom, you know it's my fault. I could have just let it go.
I talked behind their back.
I wanted to bring them together and get their consent.
All our problems would have been solved.
I think you want to take things to the village council.
How is it bad, mom?
It's our ancestral job.
They might not listen to me,
but they will at least listen to the members.
You suffered your first attack
when you first went for the village council last time.
Prepare again to go back to the monastery.
Dear. The Village Council
is a homemade pole.
In this, you are your own lawyer.
You have to present your side and get your rights.
Your mother tells me to sell all my property.
Leave everything and go there.
It's up to them.
First of all, greetings to everyone.
All three ladies...
Although all three are looking amazing.
As everyone knows, it's not an ordinary meeting like always.
It's an international meeting.
Because the news will reach Italy as well.
And I don't want
any woman to speak in an inappropriate language
that might ruin the dignity of the meeting.
Hurry up. My head is hurting. I have to make tea.
Everyone in the meeting wants to have tea.
We want to make a good decision.
Even villagers should know
that Mr Nirmal Singh can handle three wives.
Being the eldest, Ms Naseeb Kaur will get the first chance.
Please express your thoughts in front of the meeting.
First thing,
I don't want to share anything, not even thoughts.
Just like I came after marriage,
I need the authority to the land.
I need it back.
As per that, I want 25 acres of land.
I need half of the authority.
According to that, when I got married...
We weren't supposed to stay here.
Let's just book our tickets. Go to Italy.
Sell everything off.
Mom, whatever these three women want is not legal.
Because this marriage took place
with the consent of both of you, sisters.
It didn't take place with our consent.
It all took place because of her tricks.
Okay, then. I'm the wrong one here.
If you want to punish me, then please go ahead.
One hundred whips.
One hundred whips? Mother... Done.
No, Kirna. Tie her behind the horse and drag her.
Okay. We agree to it. - No!
This lady ruined my life.
That's it. Hang this old hag.
I won't listen to you all.
No, mom. Hold on.
Everyone, please listen to me.
All your punishments will be given.
And mom, you'll not even realise it. Let's do one thing.
Let's hang mother first. After that, whip her
200 times. Why a whip, tie her behind an elephant.
Mom, you won't even realise.
Very good, my son.
What a stupid son!
Mom, mothers fight god for their children.
Can't you even hang yourself? She is ready to be hanged.
Why so? Even you deserve punishment.
You were provoking my sister in private.
No, that's why I called the meeting.
So that the mistake I committed to talking in private
should not be repeated, and our family should solve this together.
I have been married every time by giving temptation...
Marry twice and have fun...
Marry thrice and you'll have even more fun...
Just tell me, when will I have that fun?
That means...
Guys marry just for fun.
That means you married me for fun, not for kids?
That means you wanted to have fun instead of getting cured.
No, what I mean to say is...
Just call me with a smile.
What else do I need for fun?
Just let us stay in this village with grace.
What else do we need?
Okay, just give me my rights.
I'm ready to give you fun. I'll walk elegantly.
I'll talk with a smile.
I can also give you such fun.
And I'll laugh, too, sometimes.
Depending on your age, your teeth are going to fall out anyway.
I have stronger and beautiful teeth than yours.
If they are strong, pull a trolley then. Go on!
I'll beat you up. - I'll beat you up, too.
No, look, please just talk.
Have some dignity and honour for the meeting.
Be quiet! Meeting my foot!
Look at her. Learn from Italy. She is so quiet.
Hey, you idiot. I'm not quiet.
I was just waiting. The one who will be left
will be handled by me.
Mom, listen to me, let's cancel the meeting.
Now, even the Italians are getting aggressive.
I'm telling you to stop it. Will you get me punished?
No one is going to listen to your verdict.
Hey, who is he to decide? The decision would be made
by the Colgate. Where did Colgate come from?
Colgate, the toothpaste.
It has some benefits. You are of no use.
You are of no use to us. I have been using a stick.
The day I brush my teeth,
seven cities will know the power of my hands.
Oh, come on! You're going to die in six months anyway. - Stop it now!
Your teeth aren't going to survive anyway.
I'll pull out your tongue.
Hey, stay away. You stay away!
No fights. Hey, look, meeting's dignity...
No fights. Hey, meeting's dignity...
No, don't fight.
Stop!
Mom, how was my verdict?
Is that how you give a verdict?
"Come, fellow wife, let's create a scene. Let's fight."
"Your bull crap is getting too serious."
"You are becoming a headache."
"The people laugh at you."
"You made the whole village laugh at us."
"Hey, fellow wife!"
"Hey."
"You unlucky lady."
"Hey."
"You became a snake in my beautiful life."
"Hey, fellow wife!"
"You unlucky lady."
"You, a foreigner, came to my house."
"You are neither smart nor so beautiful."
"You, too, are a clever fox. I'll beat you to a pulp."
"Things are the same for you. Even you are colourful."
"What do you want?"
"I feel irritated to see you."
"Come on, let's fight."
"Come on, have some shame."
"You stole from my lover's wallet."
"She steals off everything."
"I have full rights over my husband."
"Why are you so stubborn?"
"Why are you so stubborn?"
"Why do you do manicures and pedicure?"
"Why do you do manicures and pedicure?"
"You always get your face shaved."
"Hey, fellow wife!"
"You unlucky lady."
"My dresses got stolen. Did you steal them?"
"I won't even look at you."
"You came into my life to add poison."
"Why are you jealous of my happiness?"
"You look like a witch, by the way."
"Even you look like a crazy fool."
"Your eyes and nose are imperfect."
"As if you look like an angel."
"May god send snakes your way."
"May your face, too, swell up."
"I'll hold a meeting against you."
"I, too, have influence here."
"I wanted to go to the market, but I was stopped."
"Hey, fellow wife!"
What will my son have? Mom, Gajrela.
There is no flour at home. But you want Gajrela.
Why did you ask then?
Will a mother let her son sleep on an empty stomach?
Let me do something.
There you go, the whole family is eating.
Yes.
Have a seat.
Look,
I had come to get my daughters-in-law's clothes stitched,
so I thought of coming to meet you.
Dinner?
She has three daughters-in-law.
Why would she need to have dinner here?
She's asking me with so much love. I eat at home every day.
I will eat the food prepared by her today.
Please bring it, dear.
Dear, Nirmal, also likes this curry very much.
Let it go.
Go on if you insist, dear.
The pudding is delicious, mother.
You are having a bad time.
You went crazy.
You got married.
You've got three wives,
and your mother is wandering around looking for food.
They are here! Sardarji is here!
Oh, my handsome Sardarji!
Where was my handsome husband?
We haven't eaten anything since last night.
We're still hungry.
You wanted us to serve you, didn't you?
If we serve you like this, you will marry once again.
If I show you dance every day, will you come home at night?
Tell me, who were you with last night?
What are you looking at each other for? We're talking to you.
And you... Where were you wandering around?
Why did you get him married three times
if you wanted to keep him with you?
Nirmal, what are you looking at? Pick up the stick!
You can't teach him anything good, can you?
Why are you ordering him? Pick it up yourself.
Why should I pick up the stick? I'm pretty old now.
I had beaten my mother-in-law
and my grandmother-in-law when I was young.
You've only seen my love, not my anger.
Oh, come on! Just keep standing there.
You have also just seen our love.
If I get angry, you will never forget it.
People will also say, 'Look, when the time comes,'
'no one can save you.'
Mother, bless me!
I dare you to touch her! Let me teach you a lesson. Hey!
Don't you get it? You...
You guys have 15 minutes to pack your bags,
or else I will beat you and break your legs.
I will drop you off at your plane.
Your bus is about to come. Just get out!
Drop me at the bus stand. No, Sardarji...
Don't hit me, Sardarji! What's wrong with you?
No, Sardarji, let it go!
Oh, my handsome husband!
He looks very dashing when angry...
Don't you dare talk to me! I'll teach you a lesson.
Sardarji, hold on...
Cheater! - Get lost, I said!
Sardarji!
Just get out of here. I'll beat you to a pulp.
Sardarji, you're wasting fuel for no reason.
Your bus is about to arrive.
Find out the time of your flight, I'm telling you.
Really?
I need a passport and a ticket.
Sardarji, no, I can't go!
There's your flight.
The flight is gone, Sardarji. It's gone!
No problem. I'll put you on your flight.
I'll make you sit wherever it stops. I won't spare anyone today.
No matter what!
I'll drive this to hell.
Sardarji, please don't do this. Listen to me.
Hey, stop! Stop the bus!
Come on, get down!
Come on! Come here.
It feels like all the clothes are stuffed in the bag. Come on now!
Listen, drop these two off at their village
and drop her at the bus stand,
from where she will go to the airport.
Sardarji, how will you eat? - I have my mother. I'll manage.
How will mother manage?
No problem, I'll stay hungry. Come on!
Leave it. Please go. - Come on, go on! Go on!
Are you leaving or not?
Come on, go on! Get on the bus.
Go on.
Listen to me, call at least one of them.
No, mother, we'll manage living like this.
No matter what, I won't back down.
When a person is blindfolded, he gets married,
and when the blindfold is removed, he cooks food.
No matter what, we will never repeat this mistake.
Never again, mother.
Son, I'm here.
Mother, no matter where you are, we'll not repeat this mistake.
Come what may!
Dear, look.
If we are so sad, how sad they would be.
To be honest,
mom, I didn't like that Italian girl.
Dear, I already told you.
Women, no matter who they are or where they come from,
they are the same.
Mother.
Yes.
You tell me the truth.
Did dad die of malaria?
Dear.
We were very happy and good together.
'Do you call this dal? Rubbish!'
'Tell this to your mom. - Don't involve my mom.'
'Why? - Because...'
It was Rakshabandhan.
I went to your uncle's place to tie him a rakhi.
And I burnt the mosquito net.
Your father looked for the mosquito net.
But he couldn't find it.
Where is it?
When I returned.
'What happened to him?'
'He got bitten by mosquitoes and died of malaria.'
Hey, mosquitoes, what have you done?
Hey, girls!
Rauldu invited us to the wedding.
Get ready. Don't you want to go?
No, mom.
Our husband came to pick us up earlier, too.
We were dancing at Aunt Bijli's wedding.
He went crazy after seeing us dancing.
Our husband might be arriving any moment to pick us up.
He might go back after seeing us dancing.
You skipped four weddings while waiting for him.
He won't return now.
Do what you want.
"I feel these things about your departure"
"I want to die after being separated"
"This is the affliction of your love"
"When I endured your betrayal"
"You're so tough that you can't be won"
"O moon, shine upon my cold, lonely nights."
"I didn't even cover myself with the blanket of worry."
"The tears are rolling down my cheeks"
"Our hearts weep as our lives are taken away."
"We are becoming strangers to ourselves."
"Our hearts weep as our lives are taken away."
"Our hearts weep as our lives are taken away."
"Our hearts weep..."
"Darling, speak or laugh."
"Pamper us. Please don't step on us."
"Darling, speak or laugh."
"Pamper us. Please don't step on us."
"Oh, darling."
"Oh, darling..."
Be quiet.
So, aunt, firstly, we are alive.
Secondly, we work.
Look, if there is some girl in your mind.
Mom, fourth marriage alliance, huh?
What will people say?
At least, we will get food, dear.
Enough, we have three furnaces at our house, we still don't get food.
We are unlucky.
So what, dear?
At least, a poor lady will get blessed.
Take it.
Son, we are in trouble.
Mother... - Where are you hiding? Come out!
I think they are my in-laws, mother.
They are here to force us to keep their girls.
Son. They even brought the kids from the hostel.
Hey, come out, brother-in-law!
I'm going, aunt!
Aunt, where are you going? Come back.
Greetings, aunt. How are you? Are you fine?
How are you, Nirmal? Are you marrying again?
What kind of well do you own that you want
to quench the thirst of the entire area?
Huh! Why are you quiet?
Okay, sisters, go and settle down. Handle your family.
Greetings. How are you? Is everything okay?
Why do you care? Did you come to get us?
Brother, didn't I come before?
I came last time.
I was told that you went to a wedding to dance.
We skipped so many weddings.
So many dance performances, that Nirmal might come.
Dad, but he didn't come.
Look, how sad our daughters are.
Father, I think Nirmal Singh has realised his mistake.
We should go now. Okay, then. - All right.
We can't trust them.
We will stay here for six months
and make our daughters settle.
Okay, order some lassi.
What kind of compulsion is this! - Hey...
Give us money. - Take it.
Hold on! Don't pull my clothes, take this money.
Here are ten rupees.
Twenty? Here are twenty rupees.
Give everyone some toffees. Come on, go.
No one should buy a kite, or else I will beat you.
Just buy them candies.
Aunt, what have you cooked?
We haven't cooked anything yet, we were about to cook.
We will cook chicken. Let me bring it.
Brother, he will escape
with the excuse of chicken, hold him. - Stay seated!
Sit down. We are okay with dal.
Okay, I'm going to the washroom.
Dad, look. He won't return if he goes to the washroom.
I never saw him going to the washroom at this time.
I just got this habit for a few days.
Hey. Stop.
From today, wherever you go,
you will take two men along with you.
Yeah. - Come on.
Come on.
Come on, Parmeet.
Aunt.
You should start cooking.
Go and cut the vegetables.
Come on. - Mother, I have a headache.
Keep the food less spicy.
This old woman loves taste, eats a lot of spices.
Pamma? Yes, Pamma.
We live less like husband and wife, but more like friends.
Am I right, Pamma? - Yes, Rupi.
You can live the way you like,
but at least, call each other with good names.
And Rupi, don't you know what we came here for?
Yes, you are like our own son.
Go and do it.
No, I won't go.
Either take away the gun
or send away mother.
I won't be able to pee like this.
No, I will.
I'll go to him. - Yes.
Brother, look for her. Did she go to call someone?
Is there someone inside?
She might call someone on the phone. Let me see.
Who are you calling, old lady?
Aunt, your phone is old, I will buy you a new one.
Let's go.
Come outside.
You are smarter than even my sisters, aunt.
Father, you were right. This family is very smart.
She was calling the villagers using the phone.
Are you doubting us?
I am worrying even more now.
Girls, make him drink more water.
He has destroyed his body by consuming alcohol.
He urine colour is yellow, just like your dress.
Mother?
No, your father told me.
Mother, stop worrying about him.
You want to escape.
It means your intentions were not right.
You don't want them to settle down with them.
No, brother.
Okay, you can ask my mother.
I told my mother, too,
that I was missing the elder one a few days ago.
Really. You can ask her.
By the way, your brother-in-law is good.
He misses me a lot.
After some time, I missed Kiran, too.
Your brother-in-law is really nice.
And then I missed the Italian girl, too, after them.
What are you looking at?
Shoot him, brother. We will be happy with white clothes.
Hey, no. - Shoot him.
I didn't miss the Italian girl, I swear.
Sister, his urine colour is yellow.
Take him to a doctor.
He might have a kidney stone.
Shut up, mother.
We can't come again and again to settle them up.
And transfer all the properties to my sisters.
If they get angry, then, you will come to cheer them up.
Let me hire an advocate.
Hey, mother!
Hey!
Mother, this is our Monika.
Is she yours?
If she is yours, then who are we?
Did you see, brother?
Sister, I am looking even before you asked.
You don't have to look at Monika, look at this shameless guy.
Why do you want to look at me? Look there.
The lioness has arrived, storms will come now.
Have some shame.
He left your sisters, and you came to support him.
We didn't come to support him.
We came to kidnap him.
If you came to kidnap me, then...
Brother, can you support me? - Dare you!
We have to settle our sisters here.
If anyone touched him, you have to return with his dead body.
If you touch him, then you have to go with his dead body.
Firstly. Put your guns down. - Put them down.
Don't stress him, he is not well.
That's why his urine colour is yellow.
Aunt, he does not have any urinary disease.
He has a mental illness.
And dear, your visa got approved.
We have brought the buyer of land along with us.
Cruel man. Dare you try to leave the country?
We will die without the land.
What are you watching? Make your sisters widow.
You.
If you shoot, will we forgive you?
Go from here, or else, I will kill your brother-in-law.
You leave, or else, I'll kill your brother-in-law.
Idiots. Do you need to kill the brother-in-law?
Shoot each other.
Leave it, bro. No one can harm our husband as long as we're alive.
Please, come here.
Leave me.
Sis, we married together, we'll die together.
Put the gun down.
Or else I will shoot them.
Brother, put your gun down.
If he shoots, sister will never be able to apply a bindi.
Yes, brother. Put it down.
Oh!
Bravo, sister.
You came to settle down or to keep the guns of the entire village?
Sister, get started.
"Fellow wife."
Hey. Stop it, sister.
Someone hold the gun, it's heavy.
Sorry.
Hey, man, come here.
Mother, pack your luggage.
Take the land papers.
The village council will decide.
God is great, god's victory.
The village council of the village Wah Wala
welcomes all the gentlemen who came from far.
Welcome.
The way their family's disputes
and marriages are increasing
the council has decided
that just for their family,
a committee of five members should be formed.
Please clap.
Thanks.
Being the oldest pillar of the family
you should tell your opinion, aunt.
Hello. I am Basant Kaur, wife of... - I know. Go ahead.
Look, I don't know how long will I live.
I don't know about it, tell something else.
Come to the topic.
Look, I want to request the council
that my son and I have reached a conclusion
that we are not destined to have a daughter-in-law.
So, give us the happiness of a daughter-in-law.
The one we want to keep out of three of them
and the one who can settle, let her settle.
And grant us forgiveness from the others. - Yes.
Out of the three who do you want to keep?
I want some time to decide it.
I should be permitted.
No, aunt.
Tell us your decision right now.
No one will come again here.
Yes.
I will keep one of them who knows about our family.
And the one who,
besides our land, knows whose daughter-in-law she is.
She should know the name of my husband.
Niranjan.
Sardar Niranjan Singh.
Sardar Jagroop... Sardar Jagroop Singh.
Sardar Mahinder Singh, right? Mahinder, right?
No?
Give me two minutes.
Right? Just two minutes. - Okay.
Kiran, you tell us.
Chaura.
What? Chaura?
Uh...
I heard this from his mouth.
He used to say Chaura didn't do this and that.
Now, how would I know?
Monica, you tell. - Nirmal's father, Singh.
What?
Shame on you. All three of you are wrong.
Aunt, you tell us.
Hey, I forgot it too.
I don't want to make the decision.
I will see their way of solving problems and deciding.
You are permitted. Yes, Nirmal Singh, you tell now.
Look, chief,
as you already know
my mother and I had a happy family.
Then I got married to Naseeb Kaur.
And you already know that
she was unable to get pregnant.
And when it was about kids. - Stop.
Just start with Monika.
Yes.
'I'd suggest starting the story directly from your first night.
We will ask that, too, be patient, especially you.
There should not be any mistake by the gathering
so the gathering will study this topic in detail.
So I brought her home after marriage.
It was time for snacks.
Everyone had the food and
my mother involved them in dance
and I went upstairs, and it was the time for the first night.
What is this? Is that something to disclose?
It's not Italy.
Only these things are disclosed here.
Yes. Go ahead.
Wait a minute.
Dare you,
there should not be any noise and no one should start any engine
or a tractor at the time of an important topic.
There should be a pin-drop silence.
Yes. Why did you even say yes?
Okay, it was the first night.
I entered the room with milk.
The door was closed but not locked.
Slowly.
I entered the room slowly
and I closed the door slowly after going inside.
And then, I went inside...
and looked at her face properly.
Where did he come from?
I went forward like a zero-watt bulb and...
Who is it?
And then I... - Hey!
Where did it come from?
I removed her veil and hugged her.
After that, I hugged her... - Nirmal.
Speak loudly! - And then I...
And I carried on... - I can't hear anything.
He is speaking softly and that is going slowly.
Later, in the name of God, all the shame will be gone.
I went and hugged her.
And you should tell where I was wrong?
You were wrong from the start.
You knew very well that a plane is passing by
then you should have stopped.
The gathering didn't hear even a single important thing.
Assume if the council gave a wrong judgment
then who would be responsible? - No problem.
I didn't make the right decisions in my life earlier
what's wrong if this went wrong too.
You have three beautiful women married to you.
What else do you want? - Look.
They are beautiful just from the looks.
Only the husbands know the reality.
And if I talk about Monica
I can never return her favour.
The one on whom even kids used to laugh
she made him the candidate fit for the Chief's position.
And one more thing
Monika didn't steal me from both of them.
Although they let me go with Monika with their own wish.
And later,
Naseeb Kaur denied like old memories.
After marriage, Monica made some mistakes too.
So, who would I live with...
Can I make my decision later?
I should be permitted.
Yes, Naseeb Kaur, do you want to say anything?
Yes.
Look.
We agreed for his goodwill that he will live in a new place
the environment will change he will live a better life.
Why would anyone worry about both of us?
We will be happy with the property.
Yeah. - But when we came to know that the son and his mother
cheated us with the help of Monica and doctor, we got an alert.
We said we would neither let go of the land
nor our husband.
Okay.
Kiran.
You tell us.
Look, I will say the same what sister said.
Cultural girls like us.
People used to wonder who we will marry.
We were very shy.
Whenever we passed by
people used to say, look, two cows are going.
They used to say, our future in-laws would've done great fortune.
They will keep us like queens and treat us well.
Do you know our fault?
First, I stood up for my sister, then we supported Monica.
Now, we have to stand here regularly in front of you.
We don't want Nirmal, nor the land.
Let's go, sister. You pick two kids.
I will pick the other two, let's go where our luck takes us.
Oh. Let's go, sister.
Okay, we are going.
Don't try to stop us.
No one should stop us.
We won't stop now.
Let's go. - No one is stopping us.
We have to go.
Hold on.
Take the kids along with you.
Wow, Punjab's brave daughter...
Today, you proved that the one born on this land
are far away from greed and money.
I salute the mother who gave birth to you
and the soil of this country where you grew up.
No one in the world can compete with Punjabis. - Please clap!
No one. - Please clap!
Dad.
What happened?
Wait a minute. I want to say that...
If that's the case, I don't want Nirmal or the land.
You can keep it. Keep it.
Come on, let's go.
Wow! I salute the Italian mothers.
Italy's land
no one can compete with the people of Italy.
No one can compete with them. - Now clap for real.
But dear, what about the final decision?
You decide it yourself.
If that's the case, then I, too, need nothing.
Neither Monika, nor these two sisters and the land.
Wow!
No one can compete with your parents who gave you birth.
Wait a minute!
No one will return empty hands from our council.
Right.
Members. - Huh?
Divide it accordingly.
Yes, that's fine. - Okay?
The gathering has decided that
one side will get the property
and another side will get Nirmal.
So that the world can learn a lesson
whether materials are important or good humans.
The council has decided that
that both sisters will get the property.
And Monica will get Nirmal.
This is the council's final decision.
Congratulations. - Thank god.
Congratulations.
Oh, my darling!
Oh my! My child is so cute.
Hold on.
Hello. Yes. - Nirmal?
Both your wives here have gone crazy.
Please come back to Punjab.
Sister, people have arrived.
I think they are coming to acquire our land.
Let's go. - Come.
Sister, don't leave them.
Stop there.
We are standing here.
This is our property.
Don't try to acquire our land. - Yes.
Come on, if you dare. - Come here.
Come on! - Come on now!
Come on! - Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Both of you are looking lovely!
Everyone, close your mouth and smile.
"The gates are open, come and live in my heart."
"The gates are open, come and live in my heart."
"You are my first love."
"You are my first love."
"Italian girl, I love you eyes."
"Where will the people go whom you made go crazy?"
"There are rumours spread around the cities."
"All the villagers gather to see you when you go to the terrace."
"I am a rural Majnu but you are an urban Laila."
"You are my first love."
"You are my first love."
"I am an art of beauty."
"No one can compete with me."
"You deserve me well."
"I deserve you, too."
"You deserve me well."
"Dear, it's a heavy rain, and we have only one umbrella."
"It's not fair to sit far, come near me."
"Dear, it's a heavy rain, and we have only one umbrella."
"It's not fair to sit far, come near me."
"I am busy for everyone, but free for you."
"You will also start loving me, I am sure."
"No matter how many times you deny."
"No matter how many times you deny."
"The gates are open, come and live in my heart."
"The gates are open, come and live in my heart."
"You are my first love."
"You are my first love."
"You are my first love."
"You are my first love."
"You are my first love."
"You are my first love."
"You are my first love."
"You are my first love."
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