All language subtitles for Resident Alien s04e08 Mine Town

Previously, on Resident Evil.

Samantha might still be alive.

You can't kill me, but I can kill you.

I don't know what's going to be wrong,
but I just kicked like a little fancy

dancer. I decided to stop drinking, and
I found an AA meeting, so...

Now that the baby is safe, I want to
tell Venegate the truth. You killed your

own dad to save me. Don't make it weird.

What the...

Hey.

Looks like I gotta pack up.

You're comfortable in there?

Sorry, Joel.

You can't come with me. But you've been
such a good host.

Humans do not like change. They find
comfort in their lives staying the same.

think for humans, seeing your son
hugging an alien does not count as

Could you please cover up the dead alien
statue father thing? It makes me want

to barf. Do not disrespect my dead
father, who I just murdered.

Thank you for turning back into a human.
That was a lot.

It was easy.

It was like putting on a coat.

One with broad shoulders, great hair,
and nipples like Spanish doubloon.

Well, thanks for ruining history and
nipples for us.

So now you know I am an alien.

We are not too different. Now get out.

I need to break up my father into
pieces, turn him into a rock garden by

lake. Not so fast. We still have a few
questions.

Do you really want the space?

Will it meet?

Did you learn anything? It seems like a
question you could ask on the way home.

And why are you asking him like he just
went on some school trip? He left the

planet. I was only up there for like 10
minutes.

And then when I got back, I grew a beard
because I touched one of Harry's balls.

I know it.

Metal fears.

Alien technology from my planet to
assist me if I got lost. And did you say

knew it? You think I'm scrotum -ing your
son?

I'm no freak.

I like birds.

What the hell is that thing?

This is my son.

I don't call your son a thing.

Call me a safe squirrel, pinky, mouse
maybe, maxi pad.

No more screen time!

What the hell is happening?

There's little aliens?

Praying mantis aliens?

Why not?

On Earth?

How could you keep this all a secret?

Buddy, you didn't think to tell us that
the town doctor is an alien?

No, he prescribes Adderall.

Sometimes won't.

I did tell you. You told me it was
broken and wanted to send me to a school

Georgia for special kids.

It was in high school.

They had horses.

They might want coffee.

I call him that, too.

Lena, it's me. I was right about Jules
being an alien, okay? So could you just

give me a call when you get this
message? And just know I'm pretty sure

is farting because he misses you, okay?

Did you get a hold of her?

She thinks I'm crazy. I mean, you know,
I sit in the car for hours stalking a

woman. She goes out for a cigarette. I
put a bullet through her, and I'm the

crazy one?

I'm still trying to process that I had
drinks with a man hit, and she stuck me

with the bill. What a B -I -T -C -H.

You know what?

She's a murderer.

I'll just say bitch.

Did you send a car over to Lena's?

Yeah. They're keeping an eye on her.

They also searched Jules' house.

Um, nothing. He's gone. We gotta put a
stop to this thing. Old mining day

the day after tomorrow. It sounds like
this man is planning on turning it into

an all -you -can -eat buffet with me as
a side dish. I'm not some damn floppy

broccolini. I'm a fully loaded baked
potato with extra bacon.

Damn, man, I'm hungry for something as
delicious as myself.

So you lied when you said that Harry
wasn't an alien. He wasn't an alien

My life has been a rollercoaster.

Hi.

We need to talk.

Why do humans have so many knock -knock
jokes if they never knock -knock?

We saw your car outside.

You guys just hanging out?

That's us. We're the family who hangs
out with the town doctor who happens to

an alien.

Remember your therapy. Go to your happy
place.

They saw Max hugging me in my alien form
after I killed my father. His corpse is

under that blanket.

I got my alien energy back after the
tube fell out of his crotch and he broke

back. big day normally that would be a
lot to take in but it's disturbing how

not disturbing all that well you know
what's really disturbing is the fact

this whole time the two of you have
known about our baby and you didn't tell

that's why we're here we decided to
finally tell you guys everything we just

came to tell harry first but you're
already here and he told you so two

one stone really expect me to believe
that keeping this a secret from you kate

has been torture for me oh i'm sorry i'm
sorry that lying to us about our baby

has been so tough for you what what can
i do to ease your pain hey hey look i

know this is all really upsetting but
darcy has been through a lot lately it's

okay it's all right i'm sober now you're
sober well that's great yeah thanks

i've been going to aa oh i'm sorry i
just thought you meant you were sober

now so you assume i'm always drunk your
coffee mug says wine time It was a gift

from you.

Oh, yeah. Why would I leave patients to
see the world when I have all the

excitement I need right here? I know
you're mad, but we were just trying to

protect Daisy. You named our baby?

You were planning on leaving patients
without telling me? What?

Oh, no. Just something my dad brought
up. Look, Ben, Kate, I'm sorry, okay? I

swear we were going to tell you guys,
but it wasn't safe. The Greys were

watching you, okay? And Harry said, yes,
of course, Harry, who apparently is an

alien. making decisions like he knows
what's best for our family. Well, guess

what? He doesn't. Harry is the one who
convinced the grave to leave your baby

alone. He literally put himself up as
collateral.

And he killed his own father to save me.
And I ruined a perfectly good fireplace

poker doing it. Well, despite your many
sacrifices, I would really appreciate if

you would leave my family alone from now
on. You're in my house. I mean it,

okay? Hey, why don't we call Sheriff
Mike? We'll see what he thinks about it.

You cannot tell anyone, especially Mike
and Liv. Harry is trying to stop the

manson. The last thing he needs is Mike
and Liv blowing him down. Sorry, no, I

cannot lie to Mike. He always knows I
won't be able to come in the eye.

I would poke your eyes out, but my
fireplace poker is stuck in my dead

Didn't you hear me? I said we need to
talk.

Last night, I came face to face with a
man.

I think it reminds a shapeshift. And
guess who it shapeshifted into?

Jules Garland.

I knew it. You know, I knew this beckon.
She told my girlfriend she was a

monster. No, no, this isn't Jules. This
is the man. The real Jules is probably

dead. Yeah, well, we all make choices.

What's going on with you, huh?

Why do you keep looking away from me? I
don't know what you're talking about.

Nothing's going on. Okay, so if
nothing's wrong, then why can't you look

my eyes and say that?

I don't want to take advantage of the
power dynamic.

Well, there can't be any power dynamics
when there's no dynamics. It's just

power, and it belongs to me. I radiate
power. You're just a figurehead. Wrong.

I approve budget.

Make proclamations. I am the last word
in who wins the chili cook -off every

year. And I came up with the new town
motto. Small town, big hearts. You know,

pretty much run this town. Good. Then
cancel all mining days.

What?

That's impossible.

Every hotel in town is booked. Including
the one where the Manson ate the guy's

head? I'd have to petition the town
council. And they don't meet until next

week.

Come on, hang on here.

You know, as mayor, I will use every
weapon in my arsenal to protect the

townspeople. Okay, so just the megaphone
and the oversized gavel you use to call

meetings to order.

It's not oversized. It's proportional to
the gavel block.

Sure it is.

Well, let's just hope the new town motto
doesn't become small town overcrowded

cemeteries. Well, it wouldn't because
the town slogan is up to me.

Humans should not be afraid of change.

They need to learn how to adapt.

Like I did when I lost my alien energy.

And that time the diner ran out of pie.

I did not cry about it. I just followed
the man who ordered the last piece and

left a note on his car that said pie
pig.

Look at me.

Whoa.

What is all this?

Your father was right.

We should see the world. Here are some
cities we can move to after we leave.

Patience. New York City.

Dead right.

New Haven. Oh, okay. Are you just
listing pizza cities?

Chicago. Deep dish.

Oh, Harry, I told you. My dad just
brought it up. I'm not leaving Patience.

And if I did, I'd go alone.

Alone? How could you go without me?

If I went to my home planet, I would
bring you with me. Then I'd die because

need oxygen to breathe.

But we would be together!

I take it back.

I hate change.

I've got some juice you're going to want
to squeeze.

Mike said the Mantid revealed itself to
him. When was Gardner?

This is bad.

If the Mantid thinks its identity has
been discovered, it will look for a new

hope. I will need your help.

Well, I thought you might say that.

You know, as mayor of this little
hamlet, I do have the ability to get

done. I do not need a shopping center
opened. I meant Max.

I need someone who can see aliens. Max
is a no -go. You don't need him. I have

my own skill set.

Like what?

I can solve a Rubik's Cube in under two
minutes.

You were useless to me.

I want Max.

He is my son, and he is off -limits.

Ha, ha, ha!

Okay? You're not even a real doctor.
Which, by the way, I will be expecting a

refund for all the times that I paid you
for therapy.

If you did not let me use Max, I would
tell your wife about your creepy sex

dream with that ancient woman in your
office, Deborah.

That wasn't a sex dream.

Guy was naked, but she had clothes on.
What was the whole thing about all those

moles? She said she looked like a
chocolate chip cookie.

And you were hungry.

That's why you got out the milk.

You weird, sick little man.

What about doctor -patient
confidentiality? You just said that I

doctor. You're not.

If you can forget about Max, I will not
let you use my son to help you hunt down

some dangerous mantid.

This refusal shows growth.

You're finally starting to assert
yourself.

This is incredible progress.

Thanks. Stay on the way out.

You might want to see this.

I took this with a trail cam I set up in
the mantid feeding ground.

What is Asta doing in the middle of
nowhere, and who is she with?

If the mantid has been active there,
then whoever it is, it looks like

trying to cover it up.

That doesn't make any sense, though. Why
would Asta want to help that monster?

Maybe it's not about helping the mantid.

Maybe she's trying to protect whoever
that is with her.

Protect them from what, though? From
being exposed.

Because they're not human?

So then, who is this non -human?

Hi.

What can I get you, sailor?

Remember, just because I'm not drinking
doesn't mean you can't.

Somebody's got to keep this place in
business.

No, I'm good.

I just need a break from Harry, who
keeps freaking out about this idea of me

leaving town.

Why?

It's not like you're actually leaving.

I know.

Stupid. Totally.

What?

Why is it stupid? Because you belong
here.

You know.

And every time I went away, the one
thing I always knew was that you'd be

when I got back. You're the constant.

Yep.

That's me.

But you know, if I left, it's not like
things would fall apart.

Life would go on.

Wait, are you... Are you actually
considering leaving? Like, for real?

No, I'm not saying I'm doing it. It's
just, I don't know.

Sometimes I wonder what else is out
there.

Oh, no, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, please.

I'm not going anywhere.

I promise. Oh, God, babe, I'm sorry.

I mean it, Lars. I'm receiving.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, Harry,

what

can I get you? Nothing. I refuse to need
anything from someone who suggested

that authors should leave patients.

Too bad.

Because a fresh apple pie just came out
of the oven.

I don't care.

Okay.

I got your note. Next time, maybe don't
leave an envelope that reads top secret

in my mailbox.

Okay, okay.

I need Max's help to kill the manpin. So
you have to invite him to the festival

tomorrow. No can do.

Since his parents found out about you,
they barely let him out of their sight.

He can sneak out. Tell him that now you
like him as more than a friend.

Do you have something else you could
wear? Something that says, I feel silly.

That is a vile scenario.

Oh. And you don't need Mac.

I've been working on an all -organic
hello manicide.

Here's the formula.

I am so happy to have my alien energy
back. Without it, I would not understand

this and would have to admit that
Headscarf Girl is smarter than me.

Are you okay? Huh?

Yeah, I'm fine.

This is not bad.

With a few added elements, I can make
this work.

Since us is on break...

We respectfully wait for her in her
office.

While we rifle through her kit looking
for clues.

Dear Asa, please accept these earth
flowers as a token of my undying love.

It's really Joseph.

After the one Joseph was in love with.

First she's burying shit where the
mantis is tromping around. Now she's

an alien?

That's sus.

With a capital S and a little s.

What are you doing in my office?

How about we ask the questions?

We saw you on a trail cam with someone
up in the woods.

And you were both carrying shovels. It's
not a question, it's a statement.

And we found this card from Joseph, who
we are investigating.

Not a nitpick, but again, not a
question.

I have no clue who this Joseph is.

Isn't that the hot cop that proposed to
you?

So, it's you and Joseph in the picture.

I guess I'm going to have to do the
heaven lifting around here.

Is this you and Joseph in this picture,
question mark?

Fine, yes. That's Joseph with me.

What were you doing with shovels?

Starting a community garden. What were
you growing?

Radishes.

Okay, that tracks. You can grow radishes
in Colorado in April. Here's a miracle

grow. Compact, organic, and better for
root vegetables.

That's a good tip. See, what I do is I
bury a dead fish in the dirt. I learned

that from a Snoopy Thanksgiving special.

Maybe you can discuss gardening tips
later, question mark.

I hope you're telling the truth.

Not just because we're friends, but
because we're cops.

Do you believe her?

Oh, absolutely.

Radishes are cool season crops. They can
tolerate a light frost.

Not about that. About Joseph.

Absolutely not.

She was way too quick to throw him under
the bus. She's covering for another non

-human. Who?

Someone who's been here for a while.

Someone... She spends all her time with.

Remember way back when Mac said the
Newtown doctor is an alien and you

threatened to throw him in jail?

Son of a bitch.

It's the new doctor.

He's an alien.

Son of a bigger bitch.

I can't believe all this time it was
right under our noses.

Deputy, take a big whiff. That is the
smell of success.

Or it's just their sharpie.

That, too.

We should probably open a window.

Dorothy, can I come in?

I won't be long.

It's okay. I just put Bella down.

Bella? You named her?

Yes.

It's Bella Rose. My grandmother's name.

Beautiful. Way more than Daisy.

I mean, who's named Daisy these days?

My aunt's dog.

Love that. So much better for a dog than
a spaceship.

Baby.

So, keeping Bella.

A secret.

It was to protect you and her, I swear.

But that doesn't make it right.

And I... Look, the other night was a
lot.

I was overwhelmed and hurt.

But I know that you were put in an
impossible situation.

You're my friend, and I know that we're
going to get through this.

Oh, I have something to show you.

Okay. Okay.

That's her first smile.

Me giving her a bath.

That's her pulling my hair. She loves
red. I don't know what it is. That is

laughing when she farted. Maybe it's
when I farted. I don't know. The point

she knows that farting is funny.

You know what?

I actually have some stuff to do today,
so now maybe isn't the best time.

What just happened?

Did I do something wrong? Nope, I just
don't want to do this right now.

I thought we were good. This isn't about
you.

Well, everything was fine and now you're
upset, so obviously it's about me.

Is this because you can tell I think
Bella is a dumb name?

Look, I'm just sad about everything I
missed.

Okay? And I don't have it in me to make
you feel better about yourself right

now.

Please just go.

Chemistry is the science of change.

Add or subtract just one ingredient and
everything can spiral out of control.

Friendships are no different.

Us believing patients would act as a
catalyst, rapidly destabilizing the

of our bond.

Much like this formula, which might
explode.

I should probably move the snacks.

Harry!

Harry! Mike and Liv were just at the
clinic. They saw us on a trail cam while

were going over to dig up the mantid.
Your face was blocked in the picture, so

covered for you, but it's only a matter
of time before they figure it out. I do

not need your help, and it's okay if you
leave town. I don't care, because I've

replaced you with a new friend.

Little Oscar, can you hand me that
beaker?

But we're not friends.

We're just partners in a joint venture.

I'm not leaving patients, okay? I've got
Jay, you know, and Darcy, and my dad.

My life is here.

I heard a lot of names, not mine.

That's okay, because I have little Afta
now. She's younger than you, so

statistically she will live longer than
old Afta.

Fine. Have fun with little Afta.

You think I don't know that?

Hi, I'm Robert.

I'm Peter Bach's son.

I know.

I, um, heard your podcast.

Didn't expect to hear my name. Since my
dad died, I didn't expect anyone to be

looking.

You better sit down. There's something
you need to know.

Your father is alive.

No, no, that's not possible.

I thought he died.

Well, the government revived him.

Like EPR?

More like Frankenstein.

I can't contact him, but the moment I
hear from him, I'll tell him you're

He'll be thrilled.

That's incredible.

Until then, can you put me in jail?

What?

Why would you want that?

I think someone's following me.

I know you've been through a lot, but I
promise.

I'll keep you safe.

All I can eat.

Challenge accepted.

We represent people on the worst day of
their lives.

Let us help you.

You need to drop the case.

We're going to get the biggest burn in
the state.

We do not surrender.

Donny Ray Black was murdered. They knew
about it. They covered it up.

If you want to screw the people who
screwed our clients, what are we willing

do?

To be a Rainmaker.

The Rainmaker, the new series, premieres
August 15th on USA.

Mark, alcoholic, thank you, Dina, for
inviting me to share.

My sobriety date is June 24th, 1997.

I have a sponsor.

I also sponsor other people.

And most importantly, I have a higher
power, which I call God.

You all know me.

Drugs, alcohol, everything.

Now I do.

Last night, I was debating on whether I
was going to live or not.

Like a person. I saw someone blow
through a stoplight, and I thought,

So angry.

And then it hit me.

I used to do that.

I'd drive drunk with my kid in the
backseat all the time.

Hey, team.

I was the best year in my school. I had
sponsorships.

All of it. I got kicked off the team. I
lost my scholarship, and I had to come

here. I get that I need to stay sober.

I get that it's my fault.

But what if I stay sober and I never get
back to where I was?

Honey, alcoholic, 11 years next week.

I got a new sponsor recently and we
really hit it off. I thought we had a

thing going.

Talking, meeting up, checking in.

But then she went out. So I called her
and left a message.

Nothing. Now the old me would have gone
over there and tried to fix it.

To be the one who pulled her back.

Then I realized that's making someone
else's journey about me.

And I've been down that path.

It's not good.

Not everything is about me all the time.
So yeah, it's a little sad today, but

I'm here. I'm pretty amazing.

Right turnout, right?

Well, it looks like they're having fun.

Yeah, so do kids in an outdoor bouncy
house before a gust of wind ripped the

safety line off and little Timmy the
kite should have canceled.

Well, I told you to wait for that.

Besides, we don't want everyone living
in fear.

I'm not worried.

Good afternoon, folks, and welcome to
the Patience Old Mining Days Festival.

Enjoy the festivities.

But remember, the 1800s were a dangerous
time. So have fun.

Laugh with your neighbors.

But also remember, they might be trying
to kill you.

Hey, where you been? I need your help.

Check me out, dog. Looks like a tasty
nugget. Something you might drool.

Not sure where this is going, but it's
making me very uncomfortable.

Drooled the man to say she was coming
for me, right? So I just did 500 eyebrow

raises so my head would sweat and
release pheromone.

Smell. See that?

The mansion ain't going to be able to
resist that.

It's just basic science.

It's also basic nonsense.

We've got to get this mansion away from
the crowd, because if I'm to bait, I'm

going to try to lure it into the mine,
where nobody else will get hurt.

Here, look at this.

There's a shaft by the south entrance
that's got a cage elevator, right?

Right next to it is an exposed
electrical ground. Now, I planted a pry

by the elevator, so once the mansion is
inside, I'm going to jam the bar between

the electrical wire and the cage, and
that current will pry that motherfucker

real good.

Now we just need to find the Mantic.

Yeah, well, if Dr.

V is an alien, he's connected to the
Mantic. So we just watch him, wait until

they make contact.

How do you know they're connected?

What are the odds of two aliens being in
the same town and not knowing each

other? Isn't that a little racist,
assuming all aliens know each other?

Of course it's not racist.

They ain't human.

How's it going to be racist when they
ain't even a part of the superior race?

The hell?

Why is he looking at me?

I'm the looker. He's the lookie. Lookers
look. Lookies get looked at.

See, if he was human, he would know
that.

Stupid alien.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, really?

I guess you got tired of trying to steal
my best friend, so instead you thought

you'd steal my costume.

Judy, I don't have time for this. Of
course, Judy.

I'm Biddy Henshaw, first female minor in
patients.

I wear the same thing every year.

And I tell the story of Biddy Hinshaw
for the festival, and I know you know

because last year you threw a tomato at
me. Are you even wearing panties made

out of burlap?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Why are you staring at the sheriff?

I'm calling him.

I'm going to have to do something. I
don't want to appear.

I'm going to have to act.

I will quit it.

With my mantelpiece.

You mean my mantelpiece?

We will settle ownership once my legal
team has reviewed the contract.

Hi. Okay. What is the plan here?

How are you going to kill the manager
with all these people around? Little

could you please tell this time
-traveling newsie that she is a bad

And I'm not talking to her.

Little Asta, could you tell this alien
toddler to quit pouting because we have

bigger things to deal with? I refuse to
be a part of this dysfunctional

triangle. You know, maybe real friends
support their friends no matter what

choose to do because, I don't know.

They just want them to be happy.

Yes, or maybe real friends do not
abandon you after you have planned an

pizza city future for them. Uh, guys?

Where'd Shark Mike go?

It's not your fault. Because you
distracted me.

And now I want pizza.

I don't know what is going on with him.
I told him I'm not even planning on

leaving town. I get it.

Chasing dreams isn't easy.

I ventured out into the great unknown.

It's tough out there.

Okay, I'll take that under advisement.
For now, we need a real plan.

Harry has a plan. He's using Sheriff
Mike as bait, and once that man goes

him, he's going to blast it with my
fantasize.

Mike stalking Harry, Harry tailing Mike.

Ridiculous.

Hey, kid.

Do you know if any of these glues?

Soap. Cream for a butt rack.

It's so unfair.

It's the heart of the festival, helping
Harry kill the mantis. And I'm going

grocery shopping with my mom and baby's
space sister.

Please don't call her that. Or Moon
Baby, or Starship Sally.

You'll give her a kill class.

I'm the only one that can actually see
aliens.

It's the one thing I'm good at. I told
you, your dad and I will not risk

anything happening to you. Nothing's
going to happen to me.

I've got protection.

What the hell is that? It's a taser that
can zap aliens.

Okay,

that is it.

All right? No more alien hunting. You
are grounded. You are so grounded from

everything.

Valero? Hi. Uh, yes.

And could you check the tire pressure,
please?

Thank you so much.

Max?

Jules? Are you here?

I called a bunch of times.

Don't it feel so good to know you ain't
done nothing wrong?

Don't it feel so good to know you've
been right all along?

Don't it feel so good to know that you
are the one to always be on the side of

the gun you go on?

I'll be on the bench tonight.

I'll be there.

When your torch is burning bright, cause
you throw that rocket at your hand.

Everybody's got to choose a side again.

Divide and conquer, that's the game, my
friend. There ain't nothing new under

the sun.

Come on now, let's call it a day.

Well, well, well.

Look who's crawling back. I came for the
meat, not the man.

Deep fried beef grudges every time.

I know who you are.

Your secret's out. Your secret is out.

Your nightmare is about a cupcake
monster that's going to bite off your

told you that was sanctity of therapy.
You can't be saying that shit out in

public.

Stephanie, what are you doing here? I
thought we agreed to split up. I know,

Oscar grabbed me, and honestly, she's
stronger than she looks. Okay, now that

you're all here, the other day, you
asked me about the person in the trail

Well, it wasn't Joseph.

It was Harry.

And it's time that we come out with
this.

Harry isn't me.

They know. We know.

What? Thanks for confirming you've been
hanging out with a shady -ass alien.

Shady? Like your cupcake monster?

You shut your goddamn mouth. Oh, shut
it. Harry has a lot of things, okay?

annoying and selfish, and he is easily
distracted by turkey legs. But he is not

shady. He's a really good alien.

And he's got pretty awesome powers. And
you just need to get over yourselves and

work together.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go
tell Biddy Henshaw's story.

Is it so we're clear?

I still don't trust you. And I don't
usually work with a partner.

Right, because I'm just his emotional
support deputy.

Uh,

Kate?

Sorry, Kate.

I really have to go.

I can do it in a second. About the
pictures?

I realize now it wasn't about helping
you, it was about me.

I guess I kind of have a habit of making
things about myself.

I didn't see it then, but I do now.

So, if you don't want me around, I get
it.

But just know that I'm here for you.

For you, however that looks.

Can you watch her for me?

I've got to go find Max, and I need to
leave her with someone I can trust.

Yeah, of course.

Hi. Hi.

I'm sorry. I'm gone for a while. She's
my husband.

Oh, I already have one.

Great.

Thank you.

Hi. Hi, Isabella.

Hello, Bella.

Hey, Bill.

How's it going, Bill?

Probably should get a nickname or
something. How about Daisy?

Yeah, don't tell your mom.

You ever feel like the world is daring
you to make a move?

Like every step forward is a fight and
every step back is surrender?

For me, Vinnie Henshaw, that's what it
felt like when I packed up what little I

had and headed out to patients in the
1800s. I was a widow.

With two kids, leaving the only home I'd
ever known behind.

All I had was a sliver of hope that
something better might be waiting for me

there.

When I got to Patience, I didn't find
much.

But I found a way.

I became a minor. The first female one,
I might add.

wonder if Biddy ever felt scared before
leaving.

She must have, right?

Maybe she felt stuck, held in place by
fear, just not knowing

what else was out there.

Who knows if she ever knew for sure what
the right choice was.

But she made one.

And she didn't let herself stay stuck
forever.

I guess that's what really matters.

You

got

a low -inch finger? You know, it can
levitate stuff with your mind? Or is

strictly an E .T. thing? That is
offensive.

What if I asked, do all sheriffs have a
badge and a gun?

We do.

Oh.

Well...

Mine just does this.

This one does this.

Listen, once we bait the mantis into the
mine and into the elevator, we're going

to fry it with electricity.

Right? You know, if we save the town,
maybe they'll even build a statue of us

the town square. I prefer a memorial
plaza with an eternal flame. No, no,

are too flashy. Plus, they go out. A
statue?

Statues forever.

You can push over a statue.

Not mine. I'm going to design it myself,
and I'm going to make it 8 % bigger

than my actual size. See, that's the
sweet spot where people look at it, and

they say, oh, my goodness.

I didn't know he was that big. But not
so big that they say, oh, my goodness,

this guy's compensating.

Sheriff, I just saw a suspicious
-looking man heading into the mine's

entrance, and he was smoking a
cigarette.

10 -4, Deputy.

Keep your eye out. We're going to go in.

All right, Doc.

Get your game face on.

Is there time for more turkey leg?

No.

All right, come on.

Max, just in time. Harry's about to go
into the mine. Harry, wait!

I see it. I see the mantis.

That's just Deputy Lynn.

No, it's not.

Taffy Lube is the Mantid.