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awful. No, we just got milked this week.

Did somebody say awful?

Well, who's the culprit?

I bet it was you.

I didn't do anything.

Well, we're all out of milk and we all know you're the chronic milk drinker.

sorry. You always take everything in the fridge before you're ever even able to

get to anything.

We never get to enjoy a bowl of cereal or a glass of milk or anything because

it's always done before we get there.

Okay, my bad.

So you're going to replace the milk?

We're kind of hungry. Yeah, we have all these boxes of cereal. We can't even

enjoy it because we're out of milk. Oh, sorry.

Well, maybe you should calm down your habit of drinking it.

I don't think I want to.

You just drink it straight out of the carton? Yeah, I love you.

We probably go through like three gallons a week. Can you kind of calm it

just a little bit?

What are we going to do about it? He just doesn't seem to care. Do you even

care? We're just going to have to get him his own fridge.

Yeah, we're going to start labeling our shit, you're going to have your own

carton of milk, and that's how we're going to solve the problem, I guess.

Yeah. Like, it's just going to have to be that way.

So, where are we supposed to eat now?

We're going to have to get takeout or something.

Okay, we have this empty bowl.

And no milk.

Like... Okay, so there's no milk, so we can't have cereal.

We're going to have to grab something else for lunch.

Yeah, I'm really starving.

I know.

Um, I mean...

We haven't been to the grocery shop in a week, so it kind of makes sense that

we're all out of everything.

Do you want to tell me if you ordered earlier from takeout?

Yeah. What are you hungry for?

Everything's so boring around here.

Do you feel like eating food?

No.

It's too early for me.

You're right.

Chinese food?

We had Chinese food last year too.

Yeah.

I don't really want a sandwich. That kind of sounds boring. No, boring.

We could get In -N -Out.

Oh, burgers sound good. Yeah.

I want to go for a burger.

I want to go for a different place, though. Like, they did just, like, yeah,

they kind of just, like, opened a new location on the street. The grill.

Yeah, the grill.

Mm -hmm. I have a really good cookie dough fries.

I've been wanting to try those. Oh, cookie dough?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. And there's, like, a really good dipping sauce there as well,

too. Ooh. Mm -hmm.

Okay. We should get that. And then should we get something for dessert?

we spoil ourselves tonight? Dessert?

Yeah, get a little guilty pleasure.

Something chocolate.

Chocolate? Ooh.

I think they have that new chocolate -covered strawberry place, and you can

the cream off. Oh, strawberry!

Yeah! It's a little 3D layer.

Yeah, we can do that.

Alright, maybe I'll not go for the missing milk. I know.

We're going to make him do this too, right?

Yeah, he can do it.

Yeah, he took all the fucking milk. I mean, it's the least he could do for us.

Did you know?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

We're going to eat all kinds of things right now.

I'm sure Jane knows, like, the other rule.

Like, I know you aren't really comfortable, like, living here. It's

like, just been a casual, like, fun vibe.

But we still kind of remember that, like, Andre and I are in plays.

And, like, structure keeps a home running smoothly.

Yeah. And we just need to maintain the structure in this home.

Yeah.

Structure. That's exactly what we need.

Then you can figure it out.

I have faith in him.

I mean, obviously we didn't have you live with us because you're an idiot.

Like, we have some faith in you.

But I think we just got a little bit too relaxed and we had to just, like, have

a little meeting, you know? Uh -huh. Yeah.

I'm feeling good so far.

I'm happy that we're clear. You're in the air.

Yeah, me too.

Yeah, I really appreciate how communicative we can be with each other

like honest and open.

Yeah, I think it creates like a pretty peaceful vibe with these little hiccups

we have about house rules, but I mean, I guess I'm not unhappy overall about the

situation.

Yeah,

the white chocolate, we do like these fun little rainbow sprinkles on it. It's

like, I think it's so fun, very springtime -ish. I don't know, I think

cute. Yeah, I'm excited though.

Maybe it is a good thing that you make open house.

We would have a bowl of cereal.

True. We do have to go grocery shopping though, y 'all.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, we have no snack.

Yeah, we gotta get all the munchies up in here.

I think we're almost out of water bottles too.

You know I'm really taking it up here a lot right now. I mean, if you have water

bottles all over your room when I'm in there.

Yeah, you gotta kind of like. I know, we have big packs and then they're just

gone. Yeah, and like anyone's in your room.

And I'm going to have a right to tell you how to keep it, but it's kind of a

guy to you. I don't know.

Pick it up a little bit.

I'm not picking up your room. You're not his mom?

No.

All

right.

So if you want, is that going to be enough for you to pick up your room?

No. No.

All right.

We're pretty good at cleaning the room.

Oh, yeah, except for the trash.

It's because he doesn't want to take the trash out, so he just, like, can use it

all up in his room.

I mean, listen, I'll clean your room in 20 bucks.

Yeah, if you want to.

Oh, thanks.

Thanks.

Yeah, I don't know.

We should check the drawer.

Let me censor that for a

second.

Do you remember where I put the bunny thing out?

You don't remember anything.

You know, maybe she'll pop off.

Yeah, I think she will. She's a good actor.

She kind of reminds me of, like, another one that I've seen before.

She has, like, that face shape that's, like, similar.

From that one show with, like, the crazy -ass family.

And, like, they live in the hood or something.

You know, and they have, like, all these siblings.

Remember that one? I feel like she could be, like, Zooey Deschanel if she had

bangs or something.

Oh, you're so right. She's, like, a Zooey type.

Yeah.

Like, that cutesy, like... Mm -hmm. Like, hot librarian look. Mm -hmm. Kind

thing, but, like, quirky.

I don't know. I like it.

I like the whole, like, bestie vibe with the fondue thing. Yeah. I like how

he's, like, her, like, assistant.

Mm -hmm.

No, it was a nice concept that they threw in, I think.

There's always dildos in them! This is very new age, though. I feel like they

couldn't get away with a show like this before.

Oh, totally.

Wait,

did you see the guy in the fucking baby outfit? With the diaper?

What kind of fucking practice is that?

They come up with some crazy ass shit nowadays.

People are just fucking stepping on them.

That's funny.

That's so hot.

She doesn't even care.

She's just like, you're annoying.

That's like inspiring. Oh, role play.

Is that like a class? Yeah, he's teaching a class about role play. Oh my

That's a class I want to take. That was fun.

He's not that bad looking. I know, right? I was going to say, the teacher's

of like, who the fuck?

She's, like, distracted.

Do you think Santa's hooking up with him?

Dude, I don't know. It kind of, like, looks like they're foreshadowing that a

little. I'm going to say, I'm a little invested in, like, the relationship.

Yeah, like.

She fucked her roleplay teacher? That's hot.

Right, but, oh, but then this other girl looks like she's kind of into him, too.

She's totally the antagonist. Like, she's probably, like, the bitchy mean

that's gonna try to be like, fuck me, fuck me, and then she's the actual,

winner. It's always the brunette. Yeah! Oh my god, right?

Yeah, she's like, teacher's petting him right now.

With that fucking, with the collar and the blue and the necklace, what a

little preppy bitch.

Look at the headband.

She's not having it.

Look at her. Yeah, she's over it.

Aw, little guy's night at the dinner.

I love that.

You know, I'm kind of getting into this show.

I remember seeing the guy with the glasses on the trailer. Like, he ends up

dating the ginger guy. Yeah.

Wait, really? Yeah, the guy with the glasses. Oh, I love that. That's kind of

cute.

I totally ship it. Oh, see, yeah, here. See, it shows them. Isn't this very

cute? Wait,

he, like, looks at him. Yeah.

You can totally tell.

Yeah,

they're cute together.

I approve of this.

This show's got me totally invested now.

Is that, like, a coffee shop that they're at, though, or, like, a diner?

like, a diner or something.

It's pretty cute.

Back to the class.

I wonder if that class does more than just, like, role play. Like, does the

teacher and the bondage do? I think it's something different every class. Or

they go over, or, like, you know, that's something different every time.

Huh.

Oh, my God, he's totally trying to hit on her. Oh, look at that.

You're right, you're right, you're right. Maybe they're going to end up

together. No, I think she's trying to, like, suck the teacher's dick. Oh, and

he's interfering.

He's cock -blocking. Yeah, like, there's a little complicated love mess going on

here.

She's like you like the best micro keys, and I'm like little weight change Not

all just like sex but also like did you know they made this new

dildo? That's like uncut So it's like yeah, isn't you put lube in it. It's

the fortune move. That's not very kosher They have all sorts

of shit now, I want to go and get some like guys

Yeah, they have like dick popsicles and that kind of thing. Oh, we should have

like a dick themed party.

That would be hilarious.

That's funny.

I'm so down.

Oh, we should sign up for our assistant.

That took a while. Oh, they're practicing like a knot.

Rope knots.

Oh, I kind of learned. I need to pay attention to that.

I'm going to pull that out on my next Tinder date.

He looks so confused.

He's like, what are you doing?

Watch her leave him in the ropes.

Dude, I kind of would if he was pissing me off. I'd be like, bye, boy.

Untie yourself.

Oh, my. I feel like I should just leave him.

I can't believe that.

How hard do you think it is to undress yourself from that? Oh, that would be so

impossible.

And she's all yelling at her little slave man.

Yeah.

Oh my god, her boots are to die for.

They'll literally go all the way up to her fucking pussy.

I love it. That's the girl from the...

The Good Place! The Good Place! She's like the robot in The Good Place. Oh my

gosh! She's great in that. I didn't know she was in that. This is the first

actress I recognized on this show. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, precisely.

But she's new too because The Good Place is the first time that I saw her. She

has a really distinct looking face. Yeah, like an alien. That was like an

instant recognition. She reminds me of a sim.

Yeah, true. Like a simulation thing.

So I guess the casting was great for The Good Place.

Oh my god, that was the best casting. I really liked it.

all the series, or the seasons that they have out. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, no, that was a good one.

I kind of didn't like some of, like, the endings, but... I know, I feel like it

kind of went weird at the end. I stopped watching it. I feel like they didn't

know where to take it. Yeah.

Because they did such a good job on the first season.

Well, like, the whole idea was good. They were like, okay, we have the place,

and it's good, and then we have a place, and it's bad.

Yeah, and then there's the middle place. And they're like, okay, plot twist,

this is the bad place. Yeah. And then...

Oh,

yeah, her skirt is so cute.

That is so cute.

So cute.

I'd say the whole room with the pink and the black, like, the latex. I know. I

know. I love the lighting situation. I kind of want that in my bedroom.

Why don't we, like,

go to the living room like that?

Would you be down at the living room? Oh, yeah. With, like, the LEDs and

everything.

Oh, what are they gonna do with that? They just, like, put out a bunch of

cellophane or whatever.

Huh. I don't know. Oh, they're gonna put it out.

Do you think they're gonna pee on him?

Probably. That's probably what's gonna go down. Or they're gonna put something

on him. Messy. Yeah.

Hmm.

It's this guy. It's the same guy again. Yeah, but this time, like, he's gonna

put that fucking suit on. He looks, yeah.

He looks like he just came from work.

He's on this leaf suit and he's like, hmm.

I want to wear just suspenders like the ginger.