All language subtitles for Ed s04e12 The Process.eng

Previously on Ed... Carol Bessie, will
you marry me? Oh, my God! I love you!

Yes! Yes!

You did all the packing!

Yeah! We're two crazy kids in love
moving to the Big Apple. New York City,

friend. It's not bridge and tunnel. No.
No, it's not. I can't write about

elevator dating anymore.

I can write this.

Anywhere.

Morning. Morning. How was your run?

How was my run? I'm getting passed by
old ladies and preschoolers.

You're up early, huh?

Big day.

Exciting day.

Just another day.

Just another day, at the end of which,
Calvesti will have a lit agent. That's

short for litter agent. Pretty good I
know the jargon, isn't it?

Just a meeting.

Just a meeting. That's funny. You should
write that down. How's it coming? You

getting some good stuff?

You know, it's a process.

It's a process, right?

I'll leave you to it.

You need me? I'm in the process of
showering.

I'm in the sky tonight.

There I can keep by your side.

Watching the wide world riot and hiding
out. I'll be coming

home next year.

Hello, Ed.

Hey, Mr. Missoula.

How are things in the driver's ed game?

I need some help of the legal variety.

Well, today's your lucky day. I dispense
help of the legal variety.

You know, because I'm a lawyer, so
that... What's the problem? I recently

the distinct pleasure of falling in love
with a beautiful and voluptuous young

woman. Last week, I asked for her hand
in eternal matrimony. We're to wed in

April. Oh, that's great.
Congratulations.

Getting married myself.

Remember Carol Vestey and I decided, you
know, jump on the old commitment train,

you know, take the plunge, you know,
walk down that aisle and... What's your

lady's name?

Dakota. Her name's Dakota.

Hers are a Scandinavian people. Are
they?

That's... What's the problem?

It's my parents. They want me to get a
prenup, you know, protect my assets.

Your parents want you to get a... Oh,
okay. And you're not sold on the idea?

don't... Listen, Ed, do you mind if we
talk in my car?

Your car?

Yes, I have some people waiting.

Yeah, right.

You don't still get carsick sitting in
the backseat, do you? That was one time.

Thanks for meeting me here. Oh, it's no
problem at all. Is there anything I can

do to help you? Sure.

I had no idea authors could bring their
agents on a book tour. Well, some need

more hand -holding than others.

So I really liked your bridge and tunnel
articles, but your short story is the

real reason you're here. Really?
Unfortunately, it's a little too short.

If I'm going to represent you, I'm going
to need a longer writing sample,

something that really shows off your
voice.

Okay. So go ahead and send me your
novel.

My novel? Yeah. Don't tell me you
haven't got an unfinished manuscript

around. All I need are, say, the first
three chapters. Three chapters?

Is that a problem? Not at all. Get them
to me by the end of the week. I'll be

passing through again on my way to
Cleveland. Sounds great. Great. I look

forward to reading your stuff.

Me too.

Hey, you ready to see the battle between
Mr. Pork and I? What's up? What's up?

You see that? What's up, Mr. Knight?
Maybe when you're done with your life

work smackdown, you can help me plan
Eddie Carroll's engagement party. What's

now?

Pot pie again, huh?

I asked you what you wanted, and you
said you didn't care. I don't. It's

just not pot pie.

Well, then what would you like?

I don't care.

Of course you don't, because if you did
care, then you'd have to actually make a

decision. All right, you know what? I
make decisions all day, honey.

Yeah, and at work. Well, I'm talking
about at home. I plan the meals. I pick

Sarah's clothes. I do the shopping. I
have to organize the engagement party.

All you have to do, my dear darling
husband, is complain.

I'm sorry. I didn't realize it was such
a burden.

At times, it is kind of a burden.

All right. I'll tell you what. From now
on, I'll make all the household

decisions, including Aunt Carol's party.

Mike. No, it's what I've decided, honey.
I'm the decision master.

That's it.

You cannot plan a party all by yourself.

Too late, Nancy.

The decision's been made.

I'll plan the party.

As soon as I eat my pot pie.

Okay,

Trevor, take a left at the light.

I thought you said we were doing three
-point turns today. You will get your

three -point turn when you are ready for
a three -point turn.

Okay, Eddie, here's the deal.

I guess I've lived what you call a
frugal life. I mean, not that I've

I just don't need that much, plus which.
I never had to buy a car.

Let's just say my parents' concerns
aren't completely unfounded. You're

that you need a prenup?

If it makes my mother happy, who am I to
argue? But don't get me wrong, I have

no doubt about Dakota's devotion.

So you two have discussed this?

Not yet, but it shouldn't be a problem.
I mean, the girl's completely over the

moon for me. All right, I'll tell you
what, Mr. Mazzulli. If you give me a

of your assets and your financial
holdings, then I'll draw something up,

and Dakota come into the office, and
I'll walk you through it.

Thanks, Eddie.

Hey, just because I said turn at the
light doesn't mean you don't stop when

red. Sorry, Mr. Missoula.

Hello?

Decision Master, Master of all
decisions, is home. Rise to greet me,

Or not. The decision is yours to make.

What is all that?

This is dinner and entertainment. This
is pepperoni pizza, a six -pack, and

'em Sock 'em, Volume 6.

Hockey fights. Hockey fights.

Oh, yeah. It's another benefit to being
the Decision Master, Nance.

Well, shouldn't you be planning Ed and
Carol's engagement party? Yeah, and I

How is it possible that you're doing
that when everything you need for it is

this? Because the master doesn't need a
little binder like this. The master has

it all right here.

Don't mess around with Ed and Carol's
party, Mike.

The decision master doesn't mess around.

The decision master rocks them and socks
them.

Officer, when you arrived at the scene
of the crime and you saw the body of

James Vincent, what did you do? I
secured the crime scene and called for

I see. And did you, at any point, touch
the fireplace poker?

It wasn't a fireplace poker.

The butcher knife.

The samurai sword.

Your Honor!

Will the defense attorney please make up
his mind? This is a travesty.

Counselor! I'm working with what I've
been given, Your Honor.

Could you make any more noise when I'm
trying to write?

When you first looked into the...
Objection! On what grounds?

I have no idea. This is unacceptable.

You're out of order! I'm out of order.
You're out of order. You're out of

This whole court is out of order. Oh,
that's original.

It's a parody.

The parody's unoriginal.

It's a parody of a parody.

The parody of the parody is unoriginal!

Part of the process.

Right.

All right. Okay.

I love you.

No, I love you. All right, bye. Are you
having an affair on me already?

No, ma 'am, that's my mom. The in -laws
are on their way. There's no turning

back now. Everything is done from the
plane ticket, the hotel reservation, the

car rental, all done. Now all we got to
do is give them the most spectacular

wedding of all time. I hate that. I hate
that, too, but you know what? I can't

wait to see your parents. You know what?
They can't wait to see you.

There you are.

Oh, hi.

Oh, I am so glad you could join us. Oh,
I'm really glad to be here.

Let's just go over this list one more
time to see if there are any changes you

want to make.

Now, the champagne.

The Veuve Clicquot or the Moet? You
chose the Moet for your wedding last

You know what?

We don't really have to have champagne.
I'm more of a beer person myself.

Oh, all right.

And the cake?

Oh, I am so sorry. I'm short -staffed
today.

I will be right back, Carol Dennis.

Clan pie?

Sure. Onion pie?

Sounds good.

Crudites? Yeah, it's crudite.

Crudite, crudites.

Chicken or steak?

We like both. Fish?

Yeah, fish is good.

Great. It's all settled.

It's all settled.

Kirk, aren't you supposed to be making
decisions?

Yes, I am. I'm good at it, too.

I was saying yes to everything, making
any kind of decision.

I'm not saying yes to everything. I'm
deciding toward everything. That way the

guests can choose from everything.

Yeah, all right. Just keep it simple,
okay? Because Carol's been a little

stressed over the wedding plans lately.
I don't want to upset her any further.

Just keep it simple. I'm keeping it
simple. I'm nowhere in making a nice,

sophisticated evening for you. Just make
it simple. Just make a pimple meal. Get

some rice checks and we'll cut it. Rice
checks. Now you've got to be challenged.

You know what? You make me sick. You
make me sick. What are you, 12?

Ed? Hey, Mr. Missoula, come on in.

Eddie,

meet the light of my life, Miss Dakota
Cooley.

Hey, hi.

Hi.

Please, come on in. Hi, I'm Ed Stevens,
and this is my good friend, Dr. Mike

Burton. Hi. Hello to you both.

Light of my life, you're so sweet.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Please, have a seat.

Well, don't worry about me. I've decided
to go.

It's nice to meet you.

You too.

Ms. Zula. Amber means slow down, hot
shot. That was one time.

Please, have a seat.

So, uh, have you had a chance to look
over the agreement?

I did.

Uh -huh. Any questions?

Nope. No, I think Tony's made the right
decision.

I mean, he's worked very hard, and he
knows I'm not here for his money. What

have, Ed, can be measured in neither
dollars nor cents.

Okay. Then, Miss Cooley, let's have you
sign right here and here.

Good. I'll fill out the rest, and I'll
drop it off. Thanks, Eddie. Oh, we're

going out for tai chi. She's totally
turned me on to them.

Tai chi.

Oh, you care to come with us?

I'm good, thank you.

Nice to meet you. You too.

You know, see where I'm standing.

I'm looking for the one they call dark.

Yonder.

Aye, sweet flower, bring me another.

Oh, wait, it's another bird.

Yeah, I left, there you go. That's a bit
of tea for a month.

More than a rum, I'd be thirsting for.

You're going to see, eh? Well, just my
quaint, your thirst later.

Soft hand.

Be my guess, it's neither the sea nor
the sword.

Let's see the sword soon enough.

Dark Pete, I've come to avenge my
family.

More like joins them, we think.

Ah! Nice meeting me, old mate.

Mates no more, dark Pete.

Then shut your scupper and bear your
steel.

Shut your scupper.

Really? Shut your scupper?

Blast, what kind of white -libered squid
be writing this stuff?

Snook.

Fliggabush. Bagglehack.

Podgexin. Feist. Oak.

Podgecab. Nizzard.

Fliggin' cloppin', cloppin', cloppin',
fliggin', fliggin'.

A crowded road is no worry to the
vigilant and responsible driver.

But as the irresponsible driver develops
fatigue, he moves toward the grisly

fate of a mechanized death.

I must have seen that film over 200
times, and every time, whap, right where

counts. Right.

So, uh, listen, Mr. Missoula, I have
your prenup.

Thank you, Eddie.

I wanted to ask you, how'd you and
Dakota meet, anyway?

It's my heart, Ed. It's a piece of
garbage. I go to a cardiologist and I

Dakota. She's his receptionist. Silver
linings, right?

Your heart's a... Are you gonna be okay?

Well, maybe I got another good ten
years. Maybe I go tomorrow.

At least I won't be alone.

Right. You cannot beat the realism of
these old projectors.

You want to watch Highways of Agony?

No, I'm good. I'm good.

I'll... I'm good.

Well?

What's the etiquette?

Do you just wear the same dress you wore
last wedding, or do you go with a whole

new dress? Oh, now, now. Let's just see
how this looks.

I think you go with a whole new dress. I
think you just pretend that the girl at

the wedding last year is a bride who
happens to look a lot...

Like you. I like this one.

Really? I think it's too wedding -y.

It's a wedding dress. It's supposed to
be wedding -y.

Not if it's your second wedding. No,
technically this is your first wedding.

last one didn't last long enough to be
official.

Is that your time to cheer me up? Yes.

As long as your heart's in the right
place.

Can we get a dress that's a little less
wedding -y?

I know that cheered me up. Thought it
would.

Honey? In here.

Do you realize as long as we've been
married, you've never once asked my

on how a furniture should be arranged?

Are you serious?

Yeah. I'm serious, man. I sit where you
decide I should sit. I sleep where you

decide I should sleep.

You know, I've got some ideas of my own.
This isn't an arrangement. This is how

furniture is displayed in a discount
warehouse.

Wrong. You see what I've done here? What
I've done here, Nancy? I've created a

screening room.

All the seats carefully placed around
the television for maximum listening and

viewing pleasure.

Pretty cool, huh?

How are the plans going for Ed and
Carol's party? Great. A lot of stuff to

Sure would like to help. No need, honey.
I've already finalized the contracts

with the caterer. Everything's done.

Did you get those tables because of the
round table? I ordered the round tables.

I ordered the tablecloths, the napkins,
the floors. We personally delivered the

flowers.

This is killing you, isn't it? No.

Did you remember... Let it go, hon.

It's all been handled.

Why is the sofa on blocks?

Stadium seating.

Ed, wake up. It's okay.

Ed, wake up.

What? Hi.

Hi. We must talk.

Let's totally talk in the morning.

Now. You know what? Let's talk now. Why
don't we do that? Let me talk now

instead. What's up?

I've been thinking.

No, I know. I know. It's a process.

No, no. Not about what to write. About
something else.

I don't want to have a wedding.

I want to elope.

Ed, I am serious about this.

I want to elope. I'm up.

You want to elope? Uh -huh.

Honey, listen, I know you're upset about
what happened with the wedding planner,

but we can't elope.

Why not?

Because you and I, we're...

Well, you and I.

We have power.

Circumstance. We also have spontaneity.

What about our families?

What about our friends?

We can have a reception later and invite
everybody.

What about the wedding cake?

We can still have cake.

That's right. I forgot about elopement
cake.

Ed, I'm serious. I am too.

I'm serious too. Listen.

We don't have to elope to have simple
and easy.

You know, we... What's going on?

Nothing. I just... I think this day
should be...

It should be about us.

You know, you and me.

And this feels right for some reason. I
don't know why. I can't explain it.

Could you just do this for me?

Please.

Okay.

I'll do it.

Hello.

Ed!

You guys are eloping? Yeah, we're
eloping. We're eloping, too.

Well, first you have to decide when
we're eloping, but I said Vegas.

Vegas? Two of you? Yeah, just the two of
us.

No best man? No church bells? No church
wedding? No whoop -dee -doo? No. Well,

maybe some whoop -dee -doo. Really?
That's Carol's call. I don't know.

Eloping? That's just so sad.

Selfish. How is it selfish?

Oh, come on, man. I put a lot of time
into this engagement party. I made a lot

of decisions. Here we go.

You got myself a binder. Look, we're
still going to get engaged, friend. You

still have your party.

That's good, because I don't think
Vladimir's going to give me back my

Vladimir? Who's that, the caterer? No,
that's the entertainer. The

got a black bear, 600 pounds, rides
little circles on a unicycle. That's

awesome.

You're bringing a 600 -pound black bear
to an engagement party? It was either

that or the fire walk. You're giving our
history the fire.

That's how you go with a bear. Yeah.

He's even got a hat.

Oh, man.

It reminds me, I've got to get the booze
luge out of the living room.

What's a booze? You have something
called a booze, you have a bear. What

Nancy think of all this madness? I don't
know what Nancy thinks.

Her decision let me make the decision.
The worst decision she's ever made.

Sounds about right.

The bear's name is Bobo. I think you're
losing it. I think you might be right.

Now, what did I tell you about right of
way?

The car on the right has a... You're a
genius.

Hey. Oh, hey, Ed. Come on in. Actually,
I'm kind of hoping to talk to you in

private if I can. Okay.

Trevor, you're in charge.

In your faith.

My good kids, yeah.

I know you're all set for your prenup,
but I was wondering, have you drawn up

your will? I did it a while back, but I
figure I'll have to adjust it now that

Dakota's in the picture.

You're going to make her your prime
benefactor, right? Of course.

Why? Well, I mean, she'd know about
your...

Your ticket, right? She didn't know
about your heart condition. Ed, I can

where you're going, and believe me, it's
clearly posted. Wrong way, do not

enter. I just want to be sure that
you're sure. Look, I know I'm not Jude

the looks department, but what we have
is real.

What about this? What if instead of
making her your prime benefactor, you

to tell her that you're giving all your
money to charity, what would she say?

She'd be fine with it. She wouldn't
care.

Are you sure?

I don't know whatever it was. It wasn't
human.

How did we get laundry here late at
night during a thunderstorm anyway?

Trilating practice was over hours ago.

We were making decorations for the prom.

Yeah, right.

You know, we've been running around in
circles doing stupid things for no

reason. Doesn't anybody have a cell
phone?

Hey. Oh, my God, are you okay?

My head kind of hurts.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Sorry, guys.

I got something in my head.

What do you got there? A deadly metal
hatchet.

All right, can I go next? Can I be
killed so that I can get out of here?

the line, sister. Anybody that's going
to kick, it's going to be me.

No, stop it. The both of you. What do
you got there?

Why? You were writing crap.

Come on, Carol, you're not even trying.
I have to turn in something.

A horror story?

And a lousy one at that.

Come on, isn't there something that you
want to write?

I'm hating.

What about the thing out there? What
thing? What happened to the story and

haven't even described it yet?

Does that mean we can leave? No, you
can't leave.

You know what? No.

I'm sorry, Carol, but I can't take it
anymore.

Wait a second, all of you.

I'm on a deadline and I'm going to
finish this thing. I need some running

need some screaming.

I need it now. Let's go.

If you don't mind, I brought the coat
along. The kid can't get enough of me.

you blame me?

I'll just be glad to get past all this
legal hullabaloo.

Hullabaloo. I love this girl.

Well, I made the changes you requested
to your will. Everything's pretty much

you asked. In the event of your passing,
90 % of your finances will be divided

amongst the five charities you bequeath.

Charities?

Honey,

what is this?

While Ed was doing our pre -mock, I had
to make a few changes to my will.

You're giving everything away? Not
everything, just... 90%. 90%.

Whose idea was this?

Tony? I just wanted a few changes.

Changes.

Good idea.

Come on, Dakota, let's talk about this.
What is there to talk about? It's pretty

clear to me why you brought me here
today.

Goodbye, Mr.

Stevens. Take care, Tony.

Dakota!

Dakota!

Hello. Can I help you?

Good day, sir.

We're raising money to purchase new
uniforms for our junior high girls'

team. We're not asking for money, only
that you consider subscribing to one or

more of these popular magazines.

Oh, looks like there's a lot of
magazines to choose from here.

Over 300.

300? Yes, sir.

You want me to choose among 300
magazines?

Most people only choose a few.

Yeah, well, most people haven't been
making all the decisions I've been

lately, and most people have had time
off.

What about you? But you guys have had
some time off, huh?

Recess and free time?

We're raising money to purchase new
uniforms for our junior... Soccer team,

right. For these magazines here. I see
that. I'm looking through these. You're

trying to pick one.

Hey. Hi, girls.

Oh, the magazines.

Honey, can I give you a little help? No,
honey, no thanks. I'm the decision

master. I'm the decision master. I make
all the decisions in our house. We

decided on that.

I pick it. I make the decisions.

The thing is that I have chosen a couple
years in a row, I think, for you guys.

No, no, honey, I got this as a sporting,
as a sporting and a pitch. There's a

bowman. Honey, honey, let go of this. No
one gets that magazine. My

answer is no, no, thank you. No
magazines. That's my decision. Thanks.

Bye.

Here, I've got, here's 40 bucks. You
guys want to buy some shin guards for

shins? Thanks.

What's going on?

They're doing it in the school let out.

Mr. Missoula!

Mr. Missoula!

Hello, Ed.

Well, the darn vehicle curves like a son
of a gun. I take it there's nothing

wrong with it.

Nada. I drive like that when I'm down.
Helps to clear my head.

So, I take it the wedding is off.

You know what's great about circles, Ed?
They have no beginning and no end.

It's hard to find something like that.

I thought that's what I had going with
Dakota.

But it had a beginning and an end? Yeah,
point A to point B, just like

everything else in my life, which will
be a point B soon enough.

Listen, Mr. Missoula, about the will,
you know, I was trying to protect you.

was everyone else I know, but that was a
problem, Ed. It wasn't the money. It

was me listening to everyone but Dakota.

I don't know, Mr. Missoula. She seemed
pretty upset about the inheritance. No,

she didn't leave because of the money.
She left because I doubted her.

Do you really think so?

Yeah.

Hey. Hey.

Sorry I'm late.

Everything okay?

Yeah, everything's great. How about you?
How's everything coming? How's the

writing going?

It's going in circles.

You and Missoula.

What?

Are you there?

Looking kind.

Two tickets to Vegas.

Surprise.

Big surprise.

I hope it's okay.

Yeah, no, it's...

You understand it doesn't matter to me
when we get married, right? It doesn't

matter to me.

But Vegas was your favorite. I know what
I said about Vegas, but... Vegas.

Is that what you want for your wedding?
Remember, I mean, is that the picture

that you want to carry with you for the
rest of your life?

I don't care.

I don't care.

As long as you're in the picture with
me.

Tomorrow?

Why wait?

Tomorrow it is.

I'm looking through this list of, like,
all these different, like, hundreds of

magazines, and I just start to lose it.

How can I possibly make that decision,
you know? It's easy, friend. Just go

People Magazine.

Yeah, People. That's what Nancy ordered.
It's like betting on black.

I'm starting to lose some of my decision
-making power.

Yeah? Yeah, those darn magazines are
like kryptonite. What about Nancy? Does

Nancy want to help? Oh, sure. Nancy's
dying to help.

Decision Master can't ask for help.

I should have asked for help from the
decision master.

I destroyed Mr. Missoula's engagement.
Like, you should have seen him. He was

crushed and devastated.

Crushed and devastated.

Yeah, you really screwed up, huh?

Thanks for the support there, lefty.

Well, the guy was perfectly happy until
you butted in. Listen, brother, she just

wants to marry him for his money, all
right? Look, all I'm saying is

a grown man. What he does with his money
is his business.

If Tacoma makes him happy, then so be
it. Dakota. Right.

Give me more milk.

You having pain?

There you are.

I have to run. Sorry.

Called back to New York prematurely. Oh,
I did read your chapters, though.

And?

I've read better.

From you.

I loved your short story. You know that.
We wouldn't be having this conversation

otherwise. But do you know why I
responded to your short story?

No. Because I could tell it was written
by someone who really had something to

say.

Where did she go?

she wasn't in these chapters keep trying

Kid, if I told you once, I told you a
million times.

It's called Main Street, not the Gaza
Strip. And this ain't an assault

Sorry, Mr. Missoula. Don't be sorry. Be
safe.

Hey, Mr. Missoula.

Listen, I came down here to apologize. I
had no right to interfere with you in

Dakota. What's done is done.

Well, maybe not. I talked to her.

What? Yeah, I talked to her, Mr.
Missoula. I told her the whole darn

my fault and that she'd be crazy if she
didn't give you a second chance.

What'd she say?

Said she'd think about it.

I'd make that call if I were you.

True love don't come knocking every day.

Good luck.

Eddie!

Look both ways before you cross the
street.

You're no good to me, Dad.

Well, what do you know?

All right, so we have a plan, right? Put
in an appearance at Home for the Bags

and Zoom off to Vegas. Just remember one
thing.

What? Mike planned this party.

I know.

So be kind.

Oh!

Whoa! Oh, my, Lynn.

Nice. What, girl?

Why, yes, indeed.

What, love?

Hey. Hey.

Champagne. Brother, I got to tell you,
this is amazing. This is incredible.

You've done yourself. It really is,
Mike. Totally amazing. You didn't get

off, did you?

No. No, we did. We did thank you. We
just didn't think that. We didn't know

would be so nice.

Right. Well, my husband's both
surprised.

Yeah, hey. Hey.

Check out the booze loose.

Booze. Booze loose.

Booze. Booze.

We are so in.

Oh, no, I'm not.

Okay.

Hey, great party. Yeah, yeah. I think
people are really enjoying themselves.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Didn't I write the change about my back?
I couldn't help myself.

I'm glad you couldn't help yourself.

Really? Yeah.

Oh, honey. Thank you.

Thank you.

Why did you keep the booze loose?

Maybe it has something to make them
think it was your party. Oh, good call.

Yeah, right?

You want to go upstairs?

Honey. Look on the bright side. This
woman is obviously a moron, and the last

thing you need is a moron for an agent.

Molly, she isn't a moron. I am. The
stuff I wrote was too brilliant for

Pathetic. Oh, come on. I know you. You
work too hard. That's just the problem.

work too hard because I didn't know what
I was doing.

Consequently, I wrote about
swashbuckling pirates and courtroom

haunted high schools.

You didn't. Oh, I did, Molly. It was
horrible, and I couldn't stop myself.

The more I wanted to write about what I
wanted to say, I froze up.

Why? He was like putting little pieces
of me on paper. Little pieces of me that

other people could read and study and
judge.

So you played it safe.

Yep.

Kind of like with this whole elopement
thing.

Have your attention, please.

I would like to propose a toast to Ed
and Carol.

I think I first owe you an apology.

This engagement party is going to be one
tough act to follow.

Ed, Carol, I've been wanting for three
years now to bestow some of my wisdom

onto you two dear, caught in the
perpetual headlights of love.

Marriage is like the electric slide.

make one false step, and you throw the
whole line off.

Actually, it's not like the electric
slide at all.

You can have a misstep or any missteps,
and you just come

back into the line.

And it's cool.

Marriage is like prison.

Don't worry, because the cafeteria food
ain't that bad, friend.

You get a cool, really cool cellmate who
sometimes you get to make love to.

It's Ed and Carol.

Ed and Carol.

Ed and Carol. Ed and Carol.

Oh.

Jail. Jail.

So I can come to my

senses for when the question

is posed.

I was hoping that you'd know

better. But I've been wrong before.

I want a wedding.

I want a wedding too.

I love you.

You're an amateur I was hoping that

You'd know better But I

You.

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