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Hey.
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Hey.
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This is the exact spot.
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What?
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My first night I came back to Stucky
about three years ago.
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This is where we were.
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Make any interesting decisions lately?
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Yes, I have.
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By your side Watching the wide world
riot
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And hiding out I'll be coming home next
year
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So, let me get this straight.
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Molly stole Carol's diary? Yes. And she
read it to you? Part of it, yes.
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What's Carol doing keeping a diary? I
mean, who is she, Jan Brady?
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Nothing wrong with that. I keep a
journal myself, as you well know. You
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shouldn't, too. Oh, we're cutting to my
TV watching time. Besides, I can't see
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myself writing to your diary. I don't
write to your diary.
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I'm sure you don't. So tell me, why did
Molly commit this act of grand lust? She
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thinks I'm in denial about Carol's
feelings for me, and I gotta tell you,
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she's... She's right. You know, it was a
lot easier when I could pretend the
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feelings weren't real, but after hearing
all the stuff she's written about me, I
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got a faith, I got a decision.
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Like I've been saying all along. Of
course, provided that the Frankie option
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still even available.
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Oh, so you haven't heard from her, huh?
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No, she's still in Houston with good old
Leon.
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Well, my friend, sounds like you better
figure out what the hell you're doing.
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Yeah, I know.
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Dear diary, Carol or Frankie, whoever
will it be, let me see. Please stop
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talking.
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What's this meeting about?
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The Stucky Bowl 75th birthday party.
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Oh, why do we have to plan that? Why
can't we just get Colin Cowie?
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Who's Colin Cowie? He's Hollywood's top
event planner. He said there's a massive
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bash for William Dafoe.
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Willem. What?
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Willem. I don't know what that means.
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All right, look, Ed is counting on us.
So we got to do this party real fast and
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we only have a few days.
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Shirley, you're in charge of the music.
I need you to find me a good cover band.
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I once saw a group in Jasper Town that
played Beatles and Eagle songs. They
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called the Beagles.
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Oh, boo, keep on looking, all right?
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Hey, Stubbs, can you get us some
fireworks? Yeah, what kind do you want?
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cones, sparklers, spinners, Roman
candles, phantom racers, ninja masters,
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dancing devils, typhoon blasters,
midnight thrillers, gorilla killers,
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Dillers, Barney Millers, Wojo. All
right, look, whatever your goofy ass
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I'm in charge of food and invitations.
Hey, I got somebody for your list,
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Gonda. Oh, come on, not that again. No,
you know you'll like her. Just ask her
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to be your date. All right, all right,
just fall back before I slap the stupid
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out your head. It's not even original.
He got that from Cedric the Entertainer.
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Oh, hey, Carol.
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Ed, hi.
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You headed to school?
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Yeah, you headed to court? Yeah.
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Yeah.
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All righty then.
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How are you doing anyway, Carol? Are you
okay?
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I'm fine. You are? Yeah. You are? You're
fine?
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That's good. I'm glad.
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You're glad that I'm fine? Yes, yes. You
deserve to be fine. I do?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you're a
teacher for the love of Pete. I don't
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you nearly enough for the work you do
every day, you know, for the kids, for
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future of this country. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Why are you acting like this?
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Like what?
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Like a buffoon.
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I'm sorry. I don't... See, I don't know
how to... I mean, I don't mean... I just
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don't know. I'm sorry.
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Ed.
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Molly read me your diary.
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What? No, just the parts about me. Oh,
my God. No, no, don't freak out. Don't
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freak out. Nothing embarrassing. Nothing
embarrassing. Strictly PG. Not even PG
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-13. Just PG. Not even PG. Just G. The
proof of general audience. Is that so?
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Molly just wanted me to... I can't. I
cannot.
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How could you?
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How could you?
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I'm going to have to call you back.
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You seem upset.
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Oh, very good. You must be psychic. Now,
what reason could I possibly have to be
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upset? Okay, please sit down and let me
try and explain this. Oh, please.
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Explain.
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I threw a Hail Mary.
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What? What is that?
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What about sitting?
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I'm too upset to sit.
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Carol, I saw Ed slipping away from you.
There were like two seconds left in the
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game, and I felt like I had to resort to
something drastic, so I sent everybody
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into the end zone, and I threw up a Hail
Mary.
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That is a completely unacceptable
explanation.
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What did he say?
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Why do you have to renovate the attic?
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We're adding a bedroom for George's
mother.
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Oh, she's moving in.
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Yes, and I'm thrilled to have her, but
I'm not looking forward to all of that
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construction.
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You know, I should put you in touch with
the contractor we use for our kitchen.
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Oh, yeah?
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Named Zupko.
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I don't know if that's his first name or
his last name. He's from one of those
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funny countries somewhere, but he's
amazing.
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Promise you'll email me his number?
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I will.
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It's Z -U -P, Kegel.
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Why are these dinner parties always so
lame?
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Maybe humans are just boring.
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It's better when we're all busy hunting
and gathering back to nobody in time to
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show their pictures of their trips to
Legoland.
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Hey, Mike, I think those motorists are
in trouble.
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Motorists? Yeah, that was kind of weird,
wasn't it?
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You
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okay?
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We got a flat and we have no jack.
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Oh, we have a jack. Really?
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Great.
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So, where are you guys from?
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We're seniors at Glenmark College.
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Oh, cool.
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I'll sit, ladies.
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Wow, that was fast.
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I was an intern at Jiffy Lube.
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Well, thanks again.
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Kidding. There's no internships at Jiffy
Lube. That'd be ridiculous.
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Hey, you girls get home safe.
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Hey, there's a party tomorrow night at
our dorm. If you guys want to come, we'd
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love to give you a thank you beer.
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Thanks, but we're old.
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Speak for yourself.
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I'm kidding. I'm old, too.
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If you change your mind, we're in Hill
Hall.
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Good night.
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That bomb was hot.
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And there goes any chance you had of
having sex with me tonight.
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Frankie, you're back.
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Yeah.
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Good.
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How's Houston?
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Good.
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Good?
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Warm there now? Spring -like
temperatures.
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Oh, that's... That's Danny. Not a person
alive. Doesn't like spring -like
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temperatures.
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And Leon?
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You saw Leon?
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Yep, saw him.
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Good. How was that?
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You know, fine.
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Well, great.
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Spring -like temperatures, Leon.
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Sounds like you had yourself a home -run
weekend.
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Excuse me, I'm gonna get a coffee.
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My life's going great.
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Let's have a picnic.
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What? Let's have a picnic.
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Grab a couple of salads. Go to the park
for no reason.
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I have to finish this brief.
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No, no, no. Why eat indoors when we can
eat outdoors?
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Come on, what do you say?
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Thank you. I'm fine here. I really think
we need to have a picnic.
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What's wrong with you?
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Wrong with me? Nothing.
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Nothing's wrong with me. Nothing's wrong
with me. I just think, frankly, I'm
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making a perfectly good argument for
having a picnic when the burden of proof
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lies squarely on the shoulders of the
person who doesn't want to have a
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What does that even mean?
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Let's have a picnic.
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Didn't I tell you this would be great?
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Kind of windy.
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It's not that windy. It's kind of a
delightful breeze, really.
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It's too cold to have a picnic.
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Oh, it's not too cold to have a picnic.
The Eskimos have picnics in temperatures
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much colder than this. I'm not sure
about that.
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Well, they do. Here, have some serving
potatoes to out.
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Thank you for coming.
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It's always an honor to meet a man of
your profession.
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To me, fireworks are more than just
pretty lights. They're closest we ever
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to touching the face of the Lord
himself.
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What do you need, sir?
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Just to give you some idea.
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You understand, sir, it's one of the
biggest displays of all time.
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The Gruchies did that for $1 .7 million.
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What, are you trying to hondle me now?
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Why, what, sir? Two minutes in, he's
trying to hondle me. What can you do for
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bucks? For 50 bucks?
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I can go like this.
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So we have more than 50, Eli.
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Would you let me bargain with the man?
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Will you meet me at 51?
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Good luck, fellas.
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Wait, sir.
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No, no, no. Let him go. Let him go. He
doesn't deserve us.
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Hey, Eli.
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Check it out.
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Miss Vivian is in the house.
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Time to make your move.
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You know, you are the world's most
annoying dude.
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Come on, man. I just saved us $1 .7
million.
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I have a few carefully chosen things I'd
like to say, and I'd appreciate it if I
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could say them without interruption.
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Okay.
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For the last few days, I have been
throwing myself at you, and this has
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many different forms, not the least of
which being me telling you that I am, in
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fact, throwing myself at you.
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This has made me feel a whole new
emotion I've never experienced before
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like to label jackassiness.
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Carol, you don't have to explain. I'm
not done yet. Right. Sorry.
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The cherry on top of the humiliation
sundae, of course, would be my best
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stealing. My private journals and
reading my most intimate thoughts to
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which... Carol, Molly did... Right.
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Which leads me to one simple question.
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Which is?
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Molly said she thought you had a
decision to make.
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Can you tell me you're 100 % certain you
do not want to be with me?
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Because if you can, say it now and I
will walk right out that door.
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It's complicated.
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I'll take that.
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I'm walking out the door, but it's a
different kind of wall. It's not what I
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said. It's a... This is the jackassiness
feeling I'm having.
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Oh, here we are, Hill Hall.
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It's really weird.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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Mike, I don't know about this.
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Oh, relax, honey. This is going to be
great.
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See this? This is a real party. These
people are just pretending to have fun.
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These people are having actual fun.
Yeah, I don't know if I remember how to
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actual fun. That's why we're here.
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Oh, my God. Hey.
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This is awesome.
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Come on, we'll introduce you to
everybody.
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First, introduce us to the cake.
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All right. Let's get this party started.
Woo!
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Hey.
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You can not. I'm telling you, I totally
can't.
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No way. I don't believe you. No, I'm
telling you, I can do it. Can he really?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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I can hope he doesn't. Yeah.
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Come on, let's see.
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Uh -huh.
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All right. Yes, please.
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Go White!
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Go White!
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Go White! Go White! It's your birthday!
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It's your birthday!
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Go White!
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Go White! It's your birthday!
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It's your birthday!
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Come on, you big goofball. I don't
dance. You know that.
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You just did.
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That's breaking. That's different.
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Fine.
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Let's go, Carrie.
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You guys are hilarious. I wish you were
in school here. Oh, you know, I just
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might sign up for a course or two. I'm
too late to learn Japanese.
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That's the life.
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Frankie. I need to talk to you.
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About what? In private.
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Let's go behind the lanes.
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Why don't we just go to the office? I'm
going to be gesticulating a great deal
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and people will see me through the
window. What are you going to be
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gesticulating? Can we wait until we get
behind the lanes?
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Okay.
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I don't want to do this anymore. What?
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You don't want to do what? Pout for
effect.
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What? Yes, yes, I've been pouting in
order to make a point and this strategy
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does not fit well for someone with my
personality.
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What point? Do you know what a golden
doodle is?
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Golden doodle?
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No. It's a new... kind of dog. It's a
cross between a golden retriever and a
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poodle. All right. A golden retriever is
always going to be a golden retriever,
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and a poodle is always going to be a
poodle. And either way, you're never
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to be a golden doodle, no matter how
hard you try.
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This is the point you're trying to make?
No, the point I'm trying to make is
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that if you want a golden doodle, go
find a golden doodle, because I am never
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going to be a golden doodle. I don't
even know what a golden doodle is. Leon
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called me.
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He wants me to fly back to Houston and
give things another try.
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And? And I really...
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I want to be here with you, but not if
you want me to be a golden doodle,
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because as I previously stated, I'm
never going to be that.
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I'm having trouble understanding the
golden doodle thing. I'm not going to
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compete with Carol Betsy.
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Frankie, I don't want you to compete
with... And I'm on a plane tomorrow
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to Houston, unless you give me a reason
to stay.
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How do I do that?
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Make up your mind.
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Once and for all.
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Hey, look who's here. It's Mommy.
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Top of the morning to you, Mommy.
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Oh, boy, it's Mommy. We'll annihilate
you. Oh, you're going to feel fine.
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drink this.
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Hair of the dog.
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Ugh, take that away. Take it away.
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All right, I'm off to work.
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Oh, honey, Stacy invited us into one of
those party sites.
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Can I assume you're in?
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You got to be kidding.
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Why? We had a great time.
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Oh, Mike, don't be ridiculous.
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Once it's enough, there's no way I'm
going back there.
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But it's luau night.
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Besides, Sarah and I are going over to
my parents' tonight.
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Oh, right, right.
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All right, well, I'll see you tomorrow.
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Okay.
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Up here.
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Carol!
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Hey. Good morning.
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You're in a tree.
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Yes, I am.
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Why are you in a tree?
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Because for the last couple of days,
you've had me out on a limb.
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Out on a limb?
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Yeah, and it's no fun being out on a
limb, and I'm not particularly good at
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You're not actually out on a limb. You
realize that, right? I got scared.
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The point is, I don't know how much
longer I can stay out on a limb.
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I need you to let me down.
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Literally? No.
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I need you to decide what your deal is
and soon.
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I know.
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I understand.
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You made your point.
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Good.
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So let me down. I will. I promise. I
just need to sort a few things out. Ed.
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Yeah. Literally. Let me down.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Mike? Stacey.
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Hey. What are you doing?
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Just stopped by to say hi.
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Found you in the phone book.
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Oh. Well, cool. Hi.
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So this is your office, huh?
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Yeah, this is where all the magic
happens.
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00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,739
If you want to call throat cultures
magic.
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00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,939
The splinter removals. We get a lot of
splinters in here.
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00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:30,990
Dr. Burton?
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00:18:30,991 --> 00:18:33,099
So, did you have fun last night?
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00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,520
Yeah. Yeah, I had a blast.
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00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:36,270
Want to repay me?
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How?
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00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,070
Jenny and I have this brutal chemistry
exam.
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Come up with study.
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00:18:42,630 --> 00:18:45,430
Me? You're a doctor. You know chemistry,
right?
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Excuse me, Dr.
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Burton. I do hate to interrupt, but I
need you in the exam room.
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00:18:49,890 --> 00:18:52,970
Could you please take your thumb out of
your ass and join me?
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00:18:52,971 --> 00:18:54,389
Thank you.
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00:18:54,390 --> 00:18:55,440
Good day, miss.
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Guess I better let you go.
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Yeah.
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Leave me your number.
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Oh, Eli.
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Oh, Eli.
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What's up?
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What are you going to ask her out or am
I going to have to make you? How are you
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00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:21,070
going to make me?
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00:19:21,071 --> 00:19:24,359
It's easy. I'll put you on a rope and
some pulleys like the dead guy at
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at Bernie's. Oh, you really want to be
down, don't you? Fine, forget it. I'll
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00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,079
ask her myself.
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00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,099
What? You're saying it's a shame to let
such a fine specimen of female
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pulchritude go to waste.
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00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,860
Ovidian, sit your ass down.
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That's my Eli.
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Hey, Vivian. How you doing?
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00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:48,030
I'm good, Eli. How about you? I'm doing
good. I'm doing good. Hey, listen.
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00:19:48,031 --> 00:19:52,409
I just wanted to know, would you like to
come with me to the Stucky Bowl party?
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00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:55,030
I'm sorry, Eli. I can't. Nah.
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00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:56,650
But thank you.
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00:19:56,651 --> 00:20:01,089
That's all good. It probably going to be
worth nothing anyway.
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00:20:01,090 --> 00:20:02,140
All right.
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00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:03,260
I'll holler at you.
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00:20:12,651 --> 00:20:17,459
All right, very good, very good. You
guys are on fire.
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00:20:17,460 --> 00:20:19,699
All right, Jenny, Avogadro's number.
Give it to me.
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00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:24,299
Avogadro's number, 6 .022 times 10 to
the 23rd. That's right, and it's the
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number of what, Stacy?
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00:20:25,761 --> 00:20:27,839
Particles in the mole. That's correct.
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00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,999
Yes. All right, that work's done here.
You guys are totally going to ace this
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00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,219
thing. Hey, Mike, are you forgetting
something?
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00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:34,270
What's that?
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00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:35,410
Luau night.
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Luau night?
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I don't know.
383
00:20:38,060 --> 00:20:39,380
You're coming. I don't know.
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00:20:44,650 --> 00:20:49,150
The secret to a perfectly roasted pig is
constant rotation.
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00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:52,190
Constant rotation.
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00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:54,720
Woo!
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00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:06,389
Tiny bubbles in the wine makes me
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00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,590
feel happy, makes me feel fine.
389
00:21:09,990 --> 00:21:11,790
What the hell is that?
390
00:21:11,791 --> 00:21:12,909
Are you kidding?
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00:21:12,910 --> 00:21:15,490
That's legendary Don Holmes to Waikiki
himself.
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00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:17,070
What's the matter with you?
393
00:21:17,890 --> 00:21:18,940
Let's hear some more.
394
00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:20,060
Oh, that's all I know.
395
00:21:20,330 --> 00:21:24,589
What? Yeah, I learned it from one of
those K -Tel record commercials. I only
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00:21:24,590 --> 00:21:26,700
ever heard like eight seconds of the
song.
397
00:21:26,950 --> 00:21:30,190
How can you bust on Weaver not knowing
anything? You're right.
398
00:21:30,470 --> 00:21:34,730
You're right. I apologize for
misrepresenting the depth of my Don Ho
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00:21:34,830 --> 00:21:35,880
babe.
400
00:21:35,970 --> 00:21:37,030
I forgive you.
401
00:21:42,350 --> 00:21:45,600
Thanks for walking me home. Sure, no
problem. Thanks for the party.
402
00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:54,950
So, I think you should come up and hang
out.
403
00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:56,360
Oh, man.
404
00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:57,900
Come on.
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00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,200
I can't.
406
00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:00,620
I think you can.
407
00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:06,830
I, uh, I think I should go while it's
still humanly possible.
408
00:22:08,770 --> 00:22:09,820
Are you sure?
409
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,330
Yeah, sure.
410
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,730
Okay.
411
00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:18,270
Good night.
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00:22:29,231 --> 00:22:36,639
Gentlemen, thank you for your interest
in performing at the Stucky Bowl 75th
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00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,819
birthday party. Please state the name of
your combo.
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00:22:38,820 --> 00:22:40,440
The Warren Cheswick Experience.
415
00:22:40,441 --> 00:22:42,789
A few brief background questions.
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00:22:42,790 --> 00:22:45,469
Would you each please identify your
favorite Beatle?
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00:22:45,470 --> 00:22:46,830
John. Paul.
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00:22:47,330 --> 00:22:48,380
George.
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00:22:48,510 --> 00:22:51,280
George. And your all -time favorite
recording artist?
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00:22:51,281 --> 00:22:52,689
Let's have him.
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00:22:52,690 --> 00:22:53,950
Crosby, Stills, and Nash.
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00:22:53,951 --> 00:22:55,629
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young.
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00:22:55,630 --> 00:22:57,490
Phil Collins, except no substitutes.
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00:22:57,491 --> 00:23:01,049
If hired for the party, you will be
expected to play requests on short
425
00:23:01,050 --> 00:23:04,480
Please now perform Everybody Plays the
Fool by The Main Ingredient.
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00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,640
Everybody plays.
427
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,400
What do they play?
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00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:17,710
The fool.
429
00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:20,600
Everybody plays the fool.
430
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:25,660
But if you are in school, you better be
a fool.
431
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:32,380
And so on. First verse.
432
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,340
You're hired, gentlemen.
433
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,210
Hey, buddy.
434
00:23:43,660 --> 00:23:44,710
Hey, buddy.
435
00:23:44,711 --> 00:23:46,259
What's going on? What you doing?
436
00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:48,739
Ah, not a whole heck of a lot. Just
trying to make the toughest decision of
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00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:49,790
life, that's all.
438
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:50,980
Wanton or hot and sour?
439
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:55,820
Most of my tough decisions involve
Chinese food.
440
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,200
There's always occasional exception,
like tonight.
441
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,940
Tonight? What was tonight?
442
00:24:02,180 --> 00:24:06,800
Well, I, um... Mike.
443
00:24:09,380 --> 00:24:10,820
I almost cheated on Nancy.
444
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:14,450
What? You remember those college girls?
445
00:24:14,451 --> 00:24:15,429
Yeah, from the party?
446
00:24:15,430 --> 00:24:17,230
Yeah, there was this one girl, Stacy.
447
00:24:17,231 --> 00:24:20,449
Oh, man. Oh, man. Please tell me nothing
happened. Nothing, nothing, nothing
448
00:24:20,450 --> 00:24:24,650
happened, but there's a part of me that
really wanted it to.
449
00:24:24,651 --> 00:24:26,409
You serious?
450
00:24:26,410 --> 00:24:27,870
Yeah. I'm serious.
451
00:24:29,310 --> 00:24:30,490
I love my wife.
452
00:24:31,090 --> 00:24:32,190
I love my daughter.
453
00:24:33,330 --> 00:24:36,230
I love being a husband and a father.
It's great.
454
00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:38,230
But there's a...
455
00:24:38,231 --> 00:24:42,809
Something about being a 19 -year -old
dupe with nothing to worry about except
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00:24:42,810 --> 00:24:46,890
remembering the name of my fake ID is
Benjamin Horowitz.
457
00:24:48,550 --> 00:24:49,600
You know?
458
00:24:50,050 --> 00:24:51,190
Sometimes, that's all.
459
00:25:02,010 --> 00:25:03,210
You're the chatroom guy.
460
00:25:03,630 --> 00:25:05,790
Eric Saperstein 2307, I presume?
461
00:25:06,170 --> 00:25:07,220
Yeah.
462
00:25:07,470 --> 00:25:09,090
So you're looking for fireworks.
463
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:10,330
You got the candy?
464
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,620
I got the spizzle.
465
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:18,120
What? If you have fireworks and I'd like
to buy them with money. Well, then,
466
00:25:18,140 --> 00:25:19,280
let's do some business.
467
00:25:19,281 --> 00:25:21,659
I don't know if what you got's any good.
468
00:25:21,660 --> 00:25:23,979
Dude, these fireworks are imported from
Brazil.
469
00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:27,019
They make American fireworks look like
they belong at the kids' table.
470
00:25:27,020 --> 00:25:31,400
Well, as I said to the guy who sold me
my George Foreman grill, you got me.
471
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:38,240
Oh, yeah. Hit me.
472
00:25:38,730 --> 00:25:39,780
Oh!
473
00:25:39,781 --> 00:25:41,149
You know what it is, Mike?
474
00:25:41,150 --> 00:25:43,620
She made you feel like a kid again. Come
on, please.
475
00:25:44,170 --> 00:25:46,090
Please don't reduce my life to a cliche.
476
00:25:46,091 --> 00:25:48,689
I'm telling you, man, there's no romance
like teenage romance.
477
00:25:48,690 --> 00:25:51,869
There's no love quite like the simple,
dumb, blinding love of a teenage crush.
478
00:25:51,870 --> 00:25:53,189
We just changed the subject?
479
00:25:53,190 --> 00:25:54,240
Yeah. Sorry.
480
00:25:55,950 --> 00:25:57,000
It's okay.
481
00:25:57,001 --> 00:25:58,829
So what's on your mind? What are you
thinking?
482
00:25:58,830 --> 00:26:01,349
Well, this whole stage thing actually
reminds me of Carol.
483
00:26:01,350 --> 00:26:04,689
What? Well, think back to how young I
was when I fell in love with Carol. I
484
00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:06,860
15 years old. I hadn't even spoken to
her yet.
485
00:26:07,090 --> 00:26:08,140
So?
486
00:26:08,141 --> 00:26:11,899
So, for three years now, Carol's been
telling me that she can't be with me
487
00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:16,640
because I put her on a pedestal like
she's some kind of idealized dream girl.
488
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,520
Well, what if she's right?
489
00:26:20,420 --> 00:26:22,160
What if she's been right all along?
490
00:26:29,941 --> 00:26:32,699
How do you like the sandwich?
491
00:26:32,700 --> 00:26:33,750
Good.
492
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,080
Any comments, questions?
493
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:36,730
Nope. Aha!
494
00:26:36,731 --> 00:26:40,689
That turkey is a buck a pound cheaper
than our regular turkey. And since you
495
00:26:40,690 --> 00:26:43,349
can't tell the difference, we've not
only got ourselves some delicious new
496
00:26:43,350 --> 00:26:46,530
turkey, but also some delicious new
savings.
497
00:26:48,230 --> 00:26:49,330
I went to Luau tonight.
498
00:26:50,010 --> 00:26:51,630
What? I went to Luau tonight.
499
00:26:51,631 --> 00:26:52,769
At the college?
500
00:26:52,770 --> 00:26:56,369
Yeah. I was with you when I went to your
parents. Stacey came to my office and
501
00:26:56,370 --> 00:26:58,109
asked me to help her and her friend
study.
502
00:26:58,110 --> 00:26:58,969
So I did.
503
00:26:58,970 --> 00:27:01,560
You know, next thing I knew, we were at
Luau tonight.
504
00:27:02,590 --> 00:27:05,180
Okay, Michael, I'm going to ask you to
sit back down.
505
00:27:11,660 --> 00:27:14,190
Anything you'd like to tell me about
Luau Knight?
506
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:17,460
There's a big pig. Mike?
507
00:27:21,780 --> 00:27:23,040
Nothing happened, okay?
508
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:27,780
Nothing happened, but almost did.
509
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:35,280
Well, I'm seriously in need of a
definition of almost.
510
00:27:38,570 --> 00:27:41,090
End of the night, I walked Stacy back to
her dorm.
511
00:27:43,910 --> 00:27:45,670
She kind of moved in for a kiss.
512
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,300
I didn't do it.
513
00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:51,720
You didn't?
514
00:27:51,790 --> 00:27:52,840
No.
515
00:27:55,570 --> 00:27:56,620
Why not?
516
00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:00,730
Because it wouldn't have been worth it.
517
00:28:06,910 --> 00:28:07,960
You're crazy.
518
00:28:08,190 --> 00:28:09,390
Girl was a babe and a half.
519
00:28:10,050 --> 00:28:11,100
Believe me, I know.
520
00:28:13,670 --> 00:28:18,450
But there's nothing compared to my wife,
who's a babe and three quarters.
521
00:28:19,810 --> 00:28:21,010
It's a good thing, honey.
522
00:28:30,470 --> 00:28:32,250
Eli, where'd you get those hats?
523
00:28:33,430 --> 00:28:34,480
Oh, come on.
524
00:28:34,481 --> 00:28:36,819
You got to start talking to me sometime.
525
00:28:36,820 --> 00:28:37,870
We love each other.
526
00:28:38,180 --> 00:28:39,500
We do. We love each other.
527
00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:43,679
You know, listen, man. I told you I
wasn't ready to talk to no girl, but you
528
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,730
kept on yapping away.
529
00:28:44,731 --> 00:28:47,659
Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip. Like
one of them little foo -foo dogs with a
530
00:28:47,660 --> 00:28:50,130
$40 hairdo that'll grab your leg and
won't let go.
531
00:28:50,131 --> 00:28:52,139
That's why I'm crying, because I'm not
following you.
532
00:28:52,140 --> 00:28:55,870
Dude, a woman as fine as Vivian Garner
will not talk to a guy in a wheelchair.
533
00:28:55,871 --> 00:28:58,239
Well, how do you know it's the
wheelchair? Maybe she just doesn't like
534
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:01,059
What? Think about it. You don't have a
great personality. I don't think you're
535
00:29:01,060 --> 00:29:02,479
particularly attractive man.
536
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,249
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold up.
Fall back.
537
00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:07,709
Before this happened to me, there wasn't
a woman alive that could resist the rap
538
00:29:07,710 --> 00:29:09,250
of Eli Cartwright Goggins III.
539
00:29:09,251 --> 00:29:12,709
Yeah, yeah, I keep hearing about the
rap. And what was your big line here?
540
00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:15,649
Would you like to go to the Stucky Bowl
party with me? Very creative. You're
541
00:29:15,650 --> 00:29:19,049
missing the point, man. Not even William
Shakespeare could smooth talk a woman
542
00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:22,840
in one of these things, man. No, you're
missing the point. Girls reject dudes.
543
00:29:22,890 --> 00:29:25,540
That's what they do. And why does a girl
reject a dude?
544
00:29:25,541 --> 00:29:28,849
Maybe she don't like the sound of his
voice. Maybe she don't like his threads.
545
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:31,170
And yes, maybe she don't like his
wheelchair.
546
00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:33,120
But we dudes.
547
00:29:33,690 --> 00:29:36,290
So we pick ourselves up and we go back
for more.
548
00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:40,830
What? You talking like me, Nick?
549
00:29:41,890 --> 00:29:42,940
Might have been.
550
00:29:48,490 --> 00:29:49,570
Hey, what's going on?
551
00:29:52,550 --> 00:29:53,600
I made a decision.
552
00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:54,800
Yeah?
553
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:06,640
How'd Carol take the news?
554
00:30:07,020 --> 00:30:08,100
I haven't told her yet.
555
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,580
You think you better get that over with?
556
00:30:10,581 --> 00:30:12,199
Yeah, I better get that over with.
557
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,250
Let's go ahead.
558
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,130
Hey, Ed.
559
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,860
Yeah? If you don't come back alive, can
I have this?
560
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,410
Yeah.
561
00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:06,890
Hey, Molly, have you seen Carol? Uh, no,
she's down.
562
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:08,550
What's going on?
563
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,070
Nothing. I just have to tell her
something.
564
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,450
See ya.
565
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,740
I don't think I can take you being
adorable right now.
566
00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:05,150
I'm sorry.
567
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:06,680
I can't turn that off.
568
00:32:48,940 --> 00:32:52,300
Like my body, move myself at last.
569
00:32:52,580 --> 00:32:57,020
In the warm liquid, glow and glow and
laugh.
570
00:32:57,860 --> 00:33:01,460
Classical music, laughing mouth.
571
00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:04,180
The ringing of my ears.
572
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:45,839
Am I waiting for the uncovering of
simple paths
573
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:52,679
between the branches, flowering chance,
thin slats
574
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:59,079
rattling, fingers pushing through,
slowly brushing past a fast
575
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,500
glimpse of you?
576
00:34:24,010 --> 00:34:27,929
Thank you, Jimmy. Welcome, everybody, to
Stucky Bowl's 75th birthday.
577
00:34:30,909 --> 00:34:34,988
Bill Brown looks pretty good for 75,
huh? Although I think she could use a
578
00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:37,110
of Botox between lanes 9 and 10.
579
00:34:39,310 --> 00:34:45,850
Thank you, Jimmy. All right, the request
lines are open. You say it, we play it.
580
00:34:46,030 --> 00:34:47,080
Tears of a Clown.
581
00:34:47,170 --> 00:34:51,670
You got it, Godfrey. Tears of a Clown
from Motown.
582
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,490
To your town.
583
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,850
Hit it, boys.
584
00:34:55,840 --> 00:35:01,739
Yeah, I don't know. I knew
585
00:35:01,740 --> 00:35:05,400
a clown. His name was Emma.
586
00:35:05,660 --> 00:35:07,660
Punched him in the stomach and he cried.
587
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:12,020
He had tears streaming down his face.
588
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:16,050
Oh, boo -hoo, you're just a little
clown. You couldn't make the children
589
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:18,060
You had to make them cry.
590
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,060
And this is his own party. He's a lucky
man.
591
00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:29,670
Come on, let's dance.
592
00:35:29,671 --> 00:35:30,899
Play it in dance.
593
00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:31,950
Come on.
594
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,370
Yeah!
595
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,450
Now you?
596
00:36:05,020 --> 00:36:08,080
A ship in harbor is safe, but that's not
what ships are for.
597
00:36:08,081 --> 00:36:13,319
I spent three hours searching for the
perfect quotation to inspire you. It was
598
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,879
either that one or the following gem
from Groucho Marx.
599
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,600
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best
friend.
600
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:21,580
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
601
00:36:21,581 --> 00:36:25,159
Shirley, what does that have to do with
anything?
602
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,959
Nothing. That's why I didn't choose it.
603
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,010
Now go.
604
00:36:42,711 --> 00:36:49,099
If she likes him, I get the credit. You
know that, right? I mean, you just can't
605
00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:51,499
swoop in here at the last minute and
expect to get the credit. I don't care
606
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,490
about credit. I just want Eli to be
happy.
607
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:00,690
Credit.
608
00:37:22,610 --> 00:37:23,660
Frankie.
609
00:37:26,090 --> 00:37:27,350
I came to say goodbye.
610
00:37:28,210 --> 00:37:30,570
What? You haven't given me a reason to
stay.
611
00:37:32,010 --> 00:37:33,060
Frankie.
612
00:37:36,770 --> 00:37:37,820
Hey. Hey.
613
00:37:37,821 --> 00:37:38,689
It's here.
614
00:37:38,690 --> 00:37:39,740
Oh, boy.
615
00:37:40,010 --> 00:37:41,870
What do you think he's doing? He got me.
616
00:37:42,670 --> 00:37:43,830
You know, don't you?
617
00:37:45,770 --> 00:37:48,480
I must never betray the confidence of
his best friend.
618
00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:54,430
Hello? Carol, where are you?
619
00:37:55,310 --> 00:37:59,530
Yeah, we're all here at... Yeah, he's
here. He's talking to Frankie.
620
00:38:00,150 --> 00:38:01,590
Wait, Carol, hold on a second.
621
00:38:01,970 --> 00:38:03,020
Is that Carol?
622
00:38:03,190 --> 00:38:04,240
Yeah.
623
00:38:05,530 --> 00:38:06,580
Carol, it's me.
624
00:38:06,850 --> 00:38:08,050
Listen, we need to talk.
625
00:38:10,670 --> 00:38:11,990
Take what I'm coming to you.
626
00:39:06,410 --> 00:39:07,550
This is the exact spot.
627
00:39:08,490 --> 00:39:09,540
What?
628
00:39:09,730 --> 00:39:12,620
My first night I came back to Stucky
about three years ago.
629
00:39:13,330 --> 00:39:14,380
This is where we were.
630
00:39:18,090 --> 00:39:22,950
All right.
631
00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:33,410
Make any interesting decisions lately?
632
00:39:36,029 --> 00:39:37,079
Guess I have.
633
00:39:50,970 --> 00:39:53,140
You're not going to make me guess, are
you?
634
00:40:00,830 --> 00:40:02,510
First time I ever laid eyes on you?
635
00:40:04,030 --> 00:40:05,110
It was ninth grade.
636
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:07,580
Mr. Rourke's biology class.
637
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:11,390
I looked across the room, and you were
pouring water into a test tube.
638
00:40:11,391 --> 00:40:16,199
You were wearing a blue shirt with white
crisscross strings right down the
639
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,250
sides.
640
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:23,480
And the moment I saw you, I just went.
641
00:40:32,170 --> 00:40:35,709
From the day I came back here to
Stuckyville and I walked into your
642
00:40:35,710 --> 00:40:38,189
ask you out and all the other times I
asked you out since, you just kept
643
00:40:38,190 --> 00:40:40,890
me the same thing over and over and over
again.
644
00:40:42,790 --> 00:40:47,189
I didn't fall in love with you, but
rather some high school kid's fixated
645
00:40:47,190 --> 00:40:48,240
version of you.
646
00:40:51,210 --> 00:40:56,889
And when I thought about it, I thought
about it, I thought about it, I thought
647
00:40:56,890 --> 00:40:59,060
about it, I thought about it, and I
decided.
648
00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:03,969
You're right.
649
00:41:07,860 --> 00:41:09,300
I didn't fall in love with you.
650
00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:13,639
I fell in love with that girl wearing
the blue shirt with the white crisscross
651
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:17,130
strings down the side that I never said
a single word to in high school.
652
00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:23,240
So I decided to be with Frankie.
653
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:27,240
So I went to look for you.
654
00:41:27,780 --> 00:41:30,670
I went to look for you to tell you. I
looked all over. I looked...
655
00:41:30,671 --> 00:41:33,579
smiling, going, I looked at your high
school, I looked at your house, I looked
656
00:41:33,580 --> 00:41:34,630
all over, all over.
657
00:41:36,420 --> 00:41:37,740
And a funny thing happened.
658
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:43,140
Everywhere I went, I saw us.
659
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,460
Laughing, crying, arguing.
660
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:56,059
And I realized, yeah, maybe I fell in
love with that girl wearing the blue
661
00:41:56,060 --> 00:41:59,730
with the white crisscross strings down
the sides in high school, but now...
662
00:42:11,370 --> 00:42:17,610
I love every part of you And we have to
be together Can I please kiss you?
663
00:43:05,870 --> 00:43:08,100
How can you honor the great women of
comedy?
664
00:43:08,910 --> 00:43:11,020
By giving them the whole night to be
funny.
665
00:43:11,230 --> 00:43:17,929
NBC Tuesday from Lucy to Carol, from
Mary to Roseanne. 90 minutes of TV's
666
00:43:17,930 --> 00:43:20,209
funniest females in their greatest
moments.
667
00:43:20,210 --> 00:43:21,260
But wait.
668
00:43:21,261 --> 00:43:24,669
Julia Louis -Dreyfus is back in new
episodes of Watching Ellie.
669
00:43:24,670 --> 00:43:27,980
Us Weekly says there's not a funnier
actress in television today.
670
00:43:28,710 --> 00:43:31,590
The great women of TV comedy and all new
Watching Ellie.
671
00:43:33,230 --> 00:43:34,570
NBC Tuesday.
672
00:43:34,571 --> 00:43:36,609
No.
673
00:43:36,610 --> 00:43:41,160
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