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Previously on Ed. Frankie is cute and funny and smart and sweet, and she's not
too screwed up to appreciate you.
Sounds like the perfect package to me. Yes, I like you.
You do?
Very much.
Want to go to my place? Yeah.
Come on, Ed. You guys are so cute together. When are you going to make
move? Yeah, act now while supplies last.
So Frankie and I slept together.
You would really think I would be better at this by now.
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Well, Frankie's off.
In just four hours, she'll be back from visiting her parents, telling them about
the great guy she's seen.
Hey, she and Leon are back together?
She left an opening. I had to take a swing.
No, I understand.
Yeah.
It's official.
What's the matter?
Are we going to bed and breakfast our first weekend without Sarah?
Get it. No dice on the babysitter? No, apparently she signed an exclusive
contract with the Dorsky family from now on. She wants their kids and their kids
alone. Ridiculous. I thought your parents were coming out. He's got a blue
out loading the trunk.
He never lifts with his legs.
Carmella. Arts and crafts expo.
Well then, what about Eddie Poppins?
What? Come on. I believe Dionne Warwick said it best when she said...
That's a principle.
Oh, yeah, I don't know.
Well, why not? Give me one good reason.
Well, one thing you quote, D .M. Warwick, I want that around my kid. Come
I'm great with Sarah.
We know, but have you ever spent a lot of time taking care of a child?
What?
What?
What?
What? The thought of you with a child is just... Laughable? Yes. No, I didn't
say that.
Hey, a three -year -old is a handful.
Yeah, you've only seen Sarah's good side. She's got a mean streak a mile
insist.
What do you think?
Well, he's no weirder than you are, and you're her father.
Why not?
Yes! Eddie Poppins lives.
One condition.
What was that?
Don't ever call yourself Eddie Poppins again.
I can keep by your side.
Okay, let's review. Her clothes. Clothes are laid out on her dresser,
coordinated day and temperature. Hats, coats, jackets in the hall closet. Her
favorite shoes are currently on her feet. Her food.
Food on the bottom shelf of the fridge. She will not eat anything that's white.
She's currently unaware that carrots are a vegetable.
Eggplants are typically a fruit.
Good. Now, if she gets cranky. If she gets cranky, Angelina Ballerina's in the
VCR. If she plays any games with me, she gets the red pieces, and she gets to
win. And on Saturday. On Saturday, I figure I'm going to sit her down on the
couch with a bag of sugar and a spoon. We're going to watch some NASCAR.
Kidding.
Saturday we have a play date at 11 o 'clock, which I will attend with that
activity bag on that dining room table right there. Okay, Nance, you got to go.
Ed, take good care of her. I will. If you guys are running on vacation, it's
going to be fine. Honey, are there any questions or anything we haven't
Yeah, well, there's one thing here. I don't see anything here about wolf
attacks.
Okay, that's hilarious.
That's hilarious.
Goodbye, honey. Goodbye, sweetie. You can be a good girl for Uncle Eddie, huh?
Will you?
Come on.
Come on, sweetie.
Daddy loves you. Mommy loves you even more.
Eddie, I trust you, but just so we're clear, if anything should happen to her,
will make my life's work to destroy whatever it is you hold most dear.
Great. Great.
Bye. See you.
See you, brother. Have a good time.
Did you check out this week's true story of inspiration? It is so lame. The
story about the guy who leads the blind people? Come on, is that really the best
that they got?
Yeah, whatever.
I'm fired by the fact that I still put up with your broken brain. Yeah, we
really do make an odd couple, don't we? You're the odd one. No, but I mean, it
really is amazing when you think about it. Yes, it is. Yeah, I mean, the
vanilla, the chocolate, the salt, and the pepper, the chicken breast, and the
chicken leg. All right, easy.
Hey, you know what they should do?
What is that, Stubby? It should do a story about us, you know, like white
black guy working together side by side in harmony, loving and respecting one
another. I mean, it's unbelievable.
This isn't Montgomery's Summer of 55, right? No, it isn't. This is Stuckyville
2003. And though we may have come a long way from the days of Black Crowes laws,
we still have a long way to go.
Black Crowes laws?
That's Jim.
Dude, whatever.
Just leave me out of it, all right?
But you're the only black person I know.
Sarah, you might think of me as your funny uncle who always brings joy and
sunshine and endless laughter, but right now we have some business to take care
of because while I may not be a parent nor have any direct parenting
I want you to know, Miss Burton, that I'm more than prepared for a few days
together.
Because I have seen both, three men and a baby, and three men and a little lady,
and I want you to know the lessons of both these outstanding films did not
on deaf ears. The panic foot chases, the breaking of lamps, the spilling of
food, and the baby or mishaps.
These are precisely the types of behavior that we want to avoid. Because
successful completion of our time together, it'll reflect very well on
us, Sarah.
So what do you say? Does that sound good?
Oh, Mike.
Look at this place. It's adorable.
Of course. Only the best for my woman.
Hey, puppy.
Hey.
You must be the Buttons.
Yes, hi. Welcome to the Barringer House B &B.
Hello, I'm Linda Barringer.
Pleasure. Hi. Hey, I see you've met Pacino and De Niro.
Yeah, why'd you name them that? Because when I got them, they were both in Heat.
I don't get it. Al Pacino and Robert De Niro were both in the movie Heat,
remember? Oh, right, right. Remember?
Did you get it? Yeah, that's clever.
Oh, he doesn't get it.
You see, there was this motion picture called Heat. I get it, Linda.
Oh, okay.
Looks like somebody could use a little B &B style R &R ASAP. You know what I
mean?
Come on, you two. I'll show you to your room.
Nuts.
Let me tell you something about John Leguizamo.
Legs was still doing dinner theater in W when I took him under my wing, and I
told him, I said, Legs, three words, one, man, show, and the bastard did it,
he was back in.
Phil. Carol Besson, there you are. What are you doing here? Hey, listen, you
still working for the Stuckyville Program? I do on occasion, yes. Good,
I have got a story that's going to be your bus ticket at this landfill.
A story? Let me guess, a story about you. No, it's not about me. It's about
love, and it's about respect, and it's about...
Okay, here's my pitch. Two men, Philip W. Stubbs, Eli C. Goggins, from two
different worlds, kept apart by so much. If you struggle day in and day out to
find common ground on which to stand, together, united, one.
Right, so it's a story about you and Eli working at the bowling alley. Working,
living, laughing, sharing, playing, crying.
I'm sorry, no.
What, you're passing on it?
Yeah, I'm sorry. No, you know what? I'm sorry. I feel sorry for you because when
this story is published, and it will be published, you're going to be sorry.
This is it. Oh, Linda, it's beautiful.
You can put those over there.
And in the bathroom, you will find complimentary toiletries, including a
moisturizer made especially for Barringer House. Is that right?
It's wonderful.
Feel my hands.
Go ahead.
Pretty moist there, Linda. I know, aren't they?
Linda, this room is perfect. Oh, good, good, good. Okay.
So get yourself settled and come downstairs if you like and help yourself
glass of Merlot and a little seat by the fire.
Oh, we will. Thank you so much, Linda. It's my pleasure.
Thanks. Hey.
Hey.
What do you think?
I think I'm scared of Linda. Oh, she's sweet. Oh, Mike, I'm so happy. This is
nice.
Yeah. Nice and peaceful.
I think this is going to be good.
Mike, stop eating that. It's potpourri.
Oh.
Hey, Carol.
Hey. Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing here? I mean, what's up? I mean, how's
going? I just stopped by to see how things were going with Sarah. Is
okay? Yeah, everything's fine.
You okay?
Yeah, like I said, everything's fine.
You don't let me in?
Ed, let me in.
Wait.
Hi, Sarah.
You okay?
She's fine.
That's what I said.
No, you said it in a way that you were hiding something, like I thought she
wasn't fine.
I know. That's what I was going for.
Beginning of time, man, has harbored a great fascination for fire.
It sustains us, and it can destroy us at its whim.
I'm using on fire.
No, it's good.
I mean, this is bad, isn't it?
Lay, lady, lay.
Lay across my big grass bed.
Come on! Come on over and join us for the famous Barringer Inn sing -along!
We're comfortable back here, thanks. Ah, boo!
I guess we have to come over there then, huh?
Come on over here.
Let me see you
make him
smile. Let me see me make you smile, Dr. Burton.
Everybody now.
After Princess Sarah saved Coco and Bobo and their dog Spot from that terrible
tornado, everyone in the entire country sent Princess Sarah flowers. In fact,
there were so many flowers that Princess Sarah's magic castle was filled to the
very top with flowers.
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
Oh,
okay. You want to listen to music? No.
Okay, you don't want to listen to bomb.
There's a... There's a... No.
No. Magical sleep powder.
Watch this, watch this.
Hi!
Mrs. Messinger.
I thought our little wild time had just begun.
Great stuff.
I guess you kind of scared yourself. You turn and run.
And if you could have a change of heart.
Rikido is a number you don't want to...
It's the only one you own. You?
Hello? Carol, hey.
Hey, Ed. What are you doing? Well, I, uh... I've got a little problem over
with Sarah.
What's wrong? Nothing. No, I'm just trying to get her to go to bed.
And she misses Mike and Nancy, so she... So I'm... Here.
I'll be there in five minutes. Thank you.
Hey,
Carol. Hi.
Thank God.
Is that a... Yeah, honeydew helmet. I know, honey. Seems to be really doing
trick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to lay it on my rope.
Give me the child.
Good girl.
No way.
How'd you do that?
Demon's touch.
Call me if you need me.
Need you.
Sarah, I'm sorry, honey. I'm sorry.
Yeah,
I wanted to get a picture.
Picture a picture of mommy and... Hey, this would be even better. Hey, look,
honey. We're going to bring Mommy and Daddy right to you on a home video.
Great. Put it in. Put it in.
Pop it in. I am.
Okay.
Okay. One day, and this day may never come,
I'll call on you to perform a service for me.
But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.
That's great, honey.
Here's your pesty.
Oh.
I'm funny? I'm funny to you? I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you?
Is that it? I'm here to amuse you? To amuse me?
Daddy?
Well, isn't that special?
Awesome!
Shirley,
have you noticed what a delightful addition Eli has been to our Stucky Bowl
family? I mean, when Jimmy left.
I believe you mean Kenny.
Kenny, right. The big guy. I thought he would never be replaceable, but then
along comes Eli, and I feel a real connection to him.
I know what you mean. Before he came, you were a cold, narcissistic cypher.
you seem almost human.
Uh -huh. Yeah. Well, I want to take that message of friendship, friendship that
sees beyond color, and show it to the world. But I need your help.
How so? Okay, well, I'm putting together this multimedia collage for the editor
of The Progress.
You know, music, slides, poster band. Trouble is, I need some photos of me and
Eli. I heard him say he hated the idea.
What?
Sure. Now, if he asks, just say you're updating your photo album, okay?
What's in it for me?
Disposable camera.
So is this going to be one of those group breakfasts? I can tell you right
I'm not going to talk to anybody.
Let's make a run for it.
between the Messinger and Mike.
I've got you right here between the Jesperson.
Uh, Linda, if it's all the same, I'd like to sit next to my wife.
Oh, honey, it's okay. It's okay. It's fine, Linda. This is fine.
Spirit. Okay. Now, I noticed that you two were the only ones that didn't sign
for our little snowshoeing expedition.
Didn't you see the activity sheet?
Uh, no.
Actually, we didn't.
It's in the foyer.
Shall I sign you two up for it?
Sure. Yeah.
I think they'd be great.
Okay.
Now, for breakfast this morning, we will be serving a wonderful pan -fried brook
trout caught fresh this morning by yours truly.
Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you, gang.
Have you got any special K?
I'm sorry, what?
I'm sure the trout is just delightful, but I'd rather have a little special K.
Oh, you're funny, Mike. Looks like we have a real comedian here, you guys.
Pass me that adjustable wristband. Yeah, sure.
Here. Here.
Did you pass me the wristband? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What are you doing? Well, you know what? Let me just get behind there for a
second. Okay, thanks.
Boo, what's the camera about?
Updating my photo album.
Please shake hands.
What?
Please shake hands. I love pictures of people shaking hands.
Whatever you want, Boo.
Please continue to shake hands.
We good?
Lovingly embrace each other, please.
Oh, come on. For Shirley.
For Shirley.
Get over here. You know you love this.
Hey.
Carol. Wake up. You gotta see this.
What is it?
Wonderful. There we go.
I feel ridiculous.
Why? Giant shoes.
Oh, come on. This isn't so bad.
The woman made me eat trout for breakfast.
Okay, eyes up.
Head up.
Let's take a little roll call to make sure I haven't lost any of my ducks.
Okay, when I call your name, I'd like you to please sound off.
Mrs. Jesperson.
Here. Yes.
Mr. Jesperson. Here. Right -o.
Mrs. Messinger.
Here.
I'd really prefer you to just say here.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Here. I was just kidding. That was just a little joke.
It's my thing.
Oh, good.
Mr. Messinger.
Here. Oh, good.
Mrs. Burton.
Here. And Dr.
Burton.
Hey, sound off.
Not sounding off.
Please sound off. I will not sound off. Dr. Burton.
I am begging you to sound off.
The woman can see me. There's no reason to sound off.
Okay, then off we shall go.
Into the woods!
So
Mike
and Nancy failed to explain that Sarah here turns into the screaming skull at
the stroke of 9 p .m.
How are you holding up?
I need a shower and about 17 hours of sleep can't fix.
Wait, you got a busy, crazy weekend planned?
Do you want me to stay?
Do you want to stay?
If you want me to stay, ask me to stay.
If I ask you to stay, will you stay?
I'm leaving.
Will you stay?
Okay. Thank you.
That's fine.
It's kind of fun.
Yeah.
When's Frankie come back?
A couple of days.
How's that going? She still good? Yeah.
I had a few rough patches there with the whole working together thing, but I
think we're past that.
It's great.
She's a good girl.
Funny, pretty, smart, down to earth, the whole package.
What's up?
What? Every time Frankie's name comes up, you launch into this whole monologue
praising her virtues.
So I think she's great.
Yeah, I got that.
So? So? So that's all.
Come on, Carol.
Do you remember how you felt when I started dating Dennis?
It's just weird, that's all.
Now, Missy, who's going to be all dressed up for her play date? Who is
look so pretty for a play date?
There he is. Yes, she is.
How are we doing?
Good. Good.
Especially considering she wanted to wear her ballet tutu over her pants and
shoes on her hands.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
There you go.
All dressed.
Only 25 minutes later.
Burton's house. You've reached, Ed. Hey,
Mrs. Moriarty. How... Huh?
Ready? One, two, three.
Gosh.
No, no, listen. No, I understand.
Yes, the fever of 102 is nothing to disregard.
Well, I bet she does feel like a baked potato.
Okay. Yeah, no, no, fine. Listen, we'll do it another time. Okay, sure. Fine.
Bye.
So, play date's off. Mary's sick.
No.
Honey, I'm sorry. Your girlfriend is sick.
What are we going to do?
I don't know, but I can tell you one thing. She's staying in those clothes.
Then I guess we better go outside.
So be it.
One, two, three.
Oh, yes. There goes the girl.
Okay, I'm going to go first, and you will be left to spot that way.
Name's Burton. I know that, Silly Billy. I was just trying to think of a little
nickname for you.
Hey, what about Silly Billy?
Oh, thanks.
Yeah, we can do better. Hey, there's Nan.
How are you doing? Perfect.
I need both of you outside on the front lawn in five minutes. Why? For what? For
a little surprise activity.
Nope. Pardon? Mike and I were on our way out back to sit on that bench and just
look at the woods together.
Okay, that's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, but
the surprise activity.
Uh, Linda, we, uh... You can call me Elle.
I prefer not to.
Mike and I just kind of want to be alone together.
Snowball fight!
What? That's a surprise activity. Snowball fight!
And let me make a pledge to both of you.
I, Linda, Boots of Topopolis, promise you that you two will have the time
of your life!
I thought your last name was Barringer.
That's a stage name.
So are you ready to have the time of your life?
No, we're going to go sit on that bench.
All right.
Well, if you change your mind, we're going to be the ones out there having
time of our lives.
So this is where the kids come to play in the winter.
Look at all Sarah is at the tunnels. I bet she'd make a great spelunker.
Oh, so true. There are not enough children interested in a future in cave
exploration these days.
Hi, Mary.
You're not supposed to ask Mary more RTG.
Hmm. Oh, you're doing so good.
Thanks.
Hey.
Hey. Oh, hi. Excuse me. Are you Ms. Moriarty, Mary's mom?
That's me. Yes, I'm Ed Stevens, and I'm taking care of Sarah this weekend.
Oh, hello. Hello, yes. I thought Mary was sick, I thought.
Yeah.
She's feeling better.
Is she? She's feeling better. Who's the little girl playing with Mary? Who's
that little tyke?
Oh, that's Kathy Yu, Mary's best friend.
Oh.
We were under the impression that Sarah was Mary's best friend. No, she spends
more time with Kathy.
Well, why not include Sarah, though? I mean, why not include Sarah?
Mary just wanted to play with Kathy.
That doesn't make much sense to me. Doesn't make much sense to us. You see,
Sarah? You see how great she's doing with the tunnel?
And what does Kathy do? She's just sort of rolling around on the mat. How
exciting is that? Easy, easy there, Supermom. I'm sorry. I don't know what
tell you. I mean, Mary was insistent.
You know how kids are.
Mr. Dobbs, how you doing? Phil Stubbs. Can I get you coffee, tea, liqueur? I
know how you newspaper. I'm in love with the journey. I'm fine.
Listen, you said on the phone something about a prostitution ring being run on
air? Yeah.
That's pretty much been taken care of, actually. But I have got a story that is
going to knock the paint off your walls. Wait a minute. There isn't a
prostitution ring? Well, uh... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Just give me five minutes.
won't regret it.
Beneath its shiny veneer lies a country still dealing with a deeply troubled
past.
A country, in many ways, that remains divided, torn, hewn.
But in a small corner of this fractured nation, this fractured America, two
men have begun the healing process.
Two men who have refused to live by society's rules.
To abide by the racism, the hatred, the ignorance to men who have learned to
live, work, laugh, cry,
and love together.
Now, I'm not saying we need to be above the fold on this.
I don't think you need a thermometer to know how hot this property is.
What the hell are you doing? There he is, Eli.
Meet Mr. Raymond Dobbs. Mr. Dobbs will be doing the piece on us. Phil, didn't I
tell you I didn't want nothing to do with this, man? I was serious, man. I
want no part of this. No disrespect to you. Yeah, I understand completely.
You were the guy in that accident over off Joppa Road, right?
Yeah, that was me.
Yeah, we did a story on it.
If you don't mind me asking, how's the recovery been going?
Going pretty good. Thanks for asking.
Mr. Dobbs, don't get distracted by the wheelchair. Focus on our differing skin
colors. Yeah, look, I got a three o 'clock. I gotta run.
We should talk sometime.
No problem.
Buzz myself. Let's get this deal done.
This is nice, isn't it?
Yeah. A couple of kids in love.
Did I not make it perfectly clear that we wanted no part in this snowball
Come on, scamper! Throw snowballs!
You two are being so static over there. Look, my wife and I are trying to have a
simple weekend here, and you're ruining it!
Okay, you're frightening me. Good!
Good! If that's what it takes for us to be left alone, be frightened!
Okay, sir, I'm going to ask you to take a step back. And if you don't, I'm going
to blow the safety whistle.
Blow the damn whistle, Linda!
Blow the whistle!
Mike, you're screaming. That's right, I'm screaming! because Linda
Stephanopoulos here has ruined our weekend!
Oh, I ruined your weekend? Yeah!
No, you know what? You ruined your weekend, okay? I have been doing this
years, and I know what people want more than they themselves do.
That's ridiculous.
Oh, is it? You're a doctor? What do you do? Do you let your patients pick their
own treatments?
Do you?
That's different.
No, it's not different. Because you know better than them.
So forgive me for trying to give you the benefit of my 17 years of experience in
the in -business.
Forgive me for waking up at 5 o 'clock in the morning to catch you a trout so
that you could have something memorable for breakfast.
Forgive me for pressuring you to go snowshoeing when I happen to know that
everybody that takes that trip ends up loving it.
In short, forgive me for caring about your weekend, okay?
Come on, people, let's go back to the front lawn.
I don't like trout for breakfast.
Oh. Can you believe that woman? She's so rude. Oh, my gosh. It doesn't get a
choice in the matter, you know what I mean? It's a whole crazy thing. Why
someone do something like that? I know, especially to Sarah, queen of bubble
world. That's a snub.
Don't snub a throat.
No.
Oh, my God, I'm evil.
Well, what is it?
Well, if Mary's mom doesn't want Aerith, say, in her little play group, we'll
just have to make it so that every other kid would kill to play with her.
I'm not hearing the evil part. The evil part is we throw Sarah the best kids
party. We dress up in crazy costumes and we play crazy games and we give boys
big bags of candy.
But it's an evil party?
We invite every kid that Sarah knows except for Mary.
Mary's mom didn't want them to play together.
You are a horrible person.
I love it.
I did it in high school. Cora Wilson tried to snub me, so I threw a toga
and I invited absolutely everyone but Cora.
Everyone.
Huh.
Well, I guess you must have a different definition of everyone than I do.
Because I don't recall me inviting any toga party in high school.
I think you may be right, Mr. Stevens.
Please accept my sincerest apologies.
Apology accepted.
Come on, man. Just let it go.
I can't let it go. I've never been so embarrassed in my life. I lost my cool,
okay? You screamed at the top of your lungs at the nicest woman in the world.
know.
Sorry.
This argument's been the most fun I've had since we're here.
What?
Yeah, because it's just us.
Never dreamed to go on a vacation with the Jespersons.
I came here to be with you.
I'm your big moose.
Check out my smile, Shirley. Check out that million -dollar smile.
I'd put it closer to three or four hundred thousand dollars.
But the hat is spectacular.
Oh, thank you. I appreciate that.
Listen to this.
Eli Goggins' hard -working, positive attitude makes him the linchpin that
Stucky Bowl together.
It's true.
You are the linchpin. Yeah, but I couldn't do it without you.
You the glue. You my Shirley glue.
Come on, Phil.
Come on, man, check it out.
I'm trying to eat here, thank you. Dude, come on, man. It's not that serious,
man.
No, it's not.
You want me to look at it? Fine.
I can handle that.
Okay, that stings a little.
Here, chillin'. Have some fiddles. Ed, what are you supposed to be?
I'm a space cowboy.
Space cowboy? You'd be in a Wild West theme.
No, you'd be in a Wild West theme. I want another space. Hence, the
There's no such thing as a space cowboy.
Oh, really?
I'll show you. Watch this.
Hey, kid.
Who wants to ride the space cowboy?
I'm aboard his piggyback car.
Come on, now. Who wants to jump on there?
Okay.
Look what I made you.
It's a horse with a dog's face and giraffe's legs. It's very rare.
All right. It's got to go. Take a look at something.
Let's go.
Howdy. Big party, huh? Yes, big party. Yeah.
Yeah, I guess I...
I don't know what to tell you.
You know how kids are.
Yeah.
What's up, sweetie?
Oh.
Watch out.
I guess I better be heading back to the party.
Got to keep the kids safe from all the aliens.
Space cowboy.
Uh, Ms. Moriarty, maybe, um...
Maybe Mary would like to join the party.
She'd love to.
I'm much obliged.
You're my sweet lady, Nance.
Nance.
Oh, honey, time to sleep.
Well, you don't want to hear my words of love?
No, honey, not now.
write them down.
Summer
breeze
makes me feel fine.
back in the magic bowl, and she jumped on Steve the flying dog, and they took
off back to the castle.
When they got back to the castle, the magic fish filled the entire castle up
with candy, and there was a problem.
These dogs couldn't eat chocolate, and Steve the flying dog was headed straight
for a Kit -Kat.
Look who's back.
Hello. Do you have to be allowed in?
No, I came by just to say hi.
Oh, any problem? How did the play date go?
Yeah, preschool scuttlebutt has it. Mary's a biter. I should say the play
bar's been raised significantly.
Well,
we did it. We successfully parented a child.
That we did.
Yeah.
You're going to make a really good dad someday.
I don't know about that, Carol. I think it was your mom's skills that got us
through this weekend.
Actually, you may be right about that.
Yeah. Hey, do you want to go over to the diner and get a cup of coffee or
something?
I'd love to.
I'd love to. I have to go to the airport in Frankie.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
I think the gang's meeting tomorrow at the Goat.
Yeah, right.
So I'll see you there?
Yes.
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