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Previously on Ed. Frankie is cute and
funny and smart and sweet, and she's not
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too screwed up to appreciate you.
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Sounds like the perfect package to me.
Yes, I like you.
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You do?
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Very much.
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Want to go to my place? Yeah.
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Come on, Ed. You guys are so cute
together. When are you going to make
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move? Yeah, act now while supplies last.
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So Frankie and I slept together.
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You would really think I would be better
at this by now.
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Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
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Well, Frankie's off.
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In just four hours, she'll be back from
visiting her parents, telling them about
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the great guy she's seen.
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Hey, she and Leon are back together?
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She left an opening. I had to take a
swing.
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No, I understand.
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Yeah.
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It's official.
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What's the matter?
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Are we going to bed and breakfast our
first weekend without Sarah?
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Get it. No dice on the babysitter? No,
apparently she signed an exclusive
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contract with the Dorsky family from now
on. She wants their kids and their kids
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alone. Ridiculous. I thought your
parents were coming out. He's got a blue
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out loading the trunk.
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He never lifts with his legs.
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Carmella. Arts and crafts expo.
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Well then, what about Eddie Poppins?
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What? Come on. I believe Dionne Warwick
said it best when she said...
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That's a principle.
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Oh, yeah, I don't know.
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Well, why not? Give me one good reason.
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Well, one thing you quote, D .M.
Warwick, I want that around my kid. Come
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I'm great with Sarah.
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We know, but have you ever spent a lot
of time taking care of a child?
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What?
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What?
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What?
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What? The thought of you with a child is
just... Laughable? Yes. No, I didn't
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say that.
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Hey, a three -year -old is a handful.
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Yeah, you've only seen Sarah's good
side. She's got a mean streak a mile
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insist.
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What do you think?
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Well, he's no weirder than you are, and
you're her father.
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Why not?
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Yes! Eddie Poppins lives.
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One condition.
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What was that?
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Don't ever call yourself Eddie Poppins
again.
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I can keep by your side.
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Okay, let's review. Her clothes. Clothes
are laid out on her dresser,
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coordinated day and temperature. Hats,
coats, jackets in the hall closet. Her
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favorite shoes are currently on her
feet. Her food.
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Food on the bottom shelf of the fridge.
She will not eat anything that's white.
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She's currently unaware that carrots are
a vegetable.
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Eggplants are typically a fruit.
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Good. Now, if she gets cranky. If she
gets cranky, Angelina Ballerina's in the
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VCR. If she plays any games with me, she
gets the red pieces, and she gets to
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win. And on Saturday. On Saturday, I
figure I'm going to sit her down on the
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couch with a bag of sugar and a spoon.
We're going to watch some NASCAR.
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Kidding.
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Saturday we have a play date at 11 o
'clock, which I will attend with that
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activity bag on that dining room table
right there. Okay, Nance, you got to go.
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Ed, take good care of her. I will. If
you guys are running on vacation, it's
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going to be fine. Honey, are there any
questions or anything we haven't
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Yeah, well, there's one thing here. I
don't see anything here about wolf
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attacks.
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Okay, that's hilarious.
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That's hilarious.
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Goodbye, honey. Goodbye, sweetie. You
can be a good girl for Uncle Eddie, huh?
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Will you?
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Come on.
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Come on, sweetie.
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Daddy loves you. Mommy loves you even
more.
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Eddie, I trust you, but just so we're
clear, if anything should happen to her,
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will make my life's work to destroy
whatever it is you hold most dear.
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Great. Great.
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Bye. See you.
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See you, brother. Have a good time.
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Did you check out this week's true story
of inspiration? It is so lame. The
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story about the guy who leads the blind
people? Come on, is that really the best
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that they got?
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Yeah, whatever.
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I'm fired by the fact that I still put
up with your broken brain. Yeah, we
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really do make an odd couple, don't we?
You're the odd one. No, but I mean, it
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really is amazing when you think about
it. Yes, it is. Yeah, I mean, the
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vanilla, the chocolate, the salt, and
the pepper, the chicken breast, and the
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chicken leg. All right, easy.
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Hey, you know what they should do?
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What is that, Stubby? It should do a
story about us, you know, like white
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black guy working together side by side
in harmony, loving and respecting one
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another. I mean, it's unbelievable.
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This isn't Montgomery's Summer of 55,
right? No, it isn't. This is Stuckyville
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2003. And though we may have come a long
way from the days of Black Crowes laws,
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we still have a long way to go.
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Black Crowes laws?
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That's Jim.
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Dude, whatever.
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Just leave me out of it, all right?
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But you're the only black person I know.
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Sarah, you might think of me as your
funny uncle who always brings joy and
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sunshine and endless laughter, but right
now we have some business to take care
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of because while I may not be a parent
nor have any direct parenting
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I want you to know, Miss Burton, that
I'm more than prepared for a few days
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together.
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Because I have seen both, three men and
a baby, and three men and a little lady,
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and I want you to know the lessons of
both these outstanding films did not
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on deaf ears. The panic foot chases, the
breaking of lamps, the spilling of
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food, and the baby or mishaps.
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These are precisely the types of
behavior that we want to avoid. Because
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successful completion of our time
together, it'll reflect very well on
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us, Sarah.
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So what do you say? Does that sound
good?
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Oh, Mike.
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Look at this place. It's adorable.
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Of course. Only the best for my woman.
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Hey, puppy.
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Hey.
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You must be the Buttons.
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Yes, hi. Welcome to the Barringer House
B &B.
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Hello, I'm Linda Barringer.
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Pleasure. Hi. Hey, I see you've met
Pacino and De Niro.
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Yeah, why'd you name them that? Because
when I got them, they were both in Heat.
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I don't get it. Al Pacino and Robert De
Niro were both in the movie Heat,
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remember? Oh, right, right. Remember?
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Did you get it? Yeah, that's clever.
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Oh, he doesn't get it.
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You see, there was this motion picture
called Heat. I get it, Linda.
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Oh, okay.
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Looks like somebody could use a little B
&B style R &R ASAP. You know what I
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mean?
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Come on, you two. I'll show you to your
room.
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Nuts.
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Let me tell you something about John
Leguizamo.
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Legs was still doing dinner theater in W
when I took him under my wing, and I
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told him, I said, Legs, three words,
one, man, show, and the bastard did it,
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he was back in.
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Phil. Carol Besson, there you are. What
are you doing here? Hey, listen, you
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still working for the Stuckyville
Program? I do on occasion, yes. Good,
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I have got a story that's going to be
your bus ticket at this landfill.
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A story? Let me guess, a story about
you. No, it's not about me. It's about
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love, and it's about respect, and it's
about...
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Okay, here's my pitch. Two men, Philip
W. Stubbs, Eli C. Goggins, from two
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different worlds, kept apart by so much.
If you struggle day in and day out to
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find common ground on which to stand,
together, united, one.
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Right, so it's a story about you and Eli
working at the bowling alley. Working,
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living, laughing, sharing, playing,
crying.
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I'm sorry, no.
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What, you're passing on it?
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Yeah, I'm sorry. No, you know what? I'm
sorry. I feel sorry for you because when
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this story is published, and it will be
published, you're going to be sorry.
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This is it. Oh, Linda, it's beautiful.
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You can put those over there.
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And in the bathroom, you will find
complimentary toiletries, including a
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moisturizer made especially for
Barringer House. Is that right?
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It's wonderful.
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Feel my hands.
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Go ahead.
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Pretty moist there, Linda. I know,
aren't they?
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Linda, this room is perfect. Oh, good,
good, good. Okay.
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So get yourself settled and come
downstairs if you like and help yourself
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glass of Merlot and a little seat by the
fire.
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Oh, we will. Thank you so much, Linda.
It's my pleasure.
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Thanks. Hey.
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Hey.
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What do you think?
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I think I'm scared of Linda. Oh, she's
sweet. Oh, Mike, I'm so happy. This is
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nice.
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Yeah. Nice and peaceful.
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I think this is going to be good.
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Mike, stop eating that. It's potpourri.
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Oh.
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Hey, Carol.
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing
here? I mean, what's up? I mean, how's
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going? I just stopped by to see how
things were going with Sarah. Is
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okay? Yeah, everything's fine.
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You okay?
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Yeah, like I said, everything's fine.
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You don't let me in?
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Ed, let me in.
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Wait.
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Hi, Sarah.
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You okay?
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She's fine.
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That's what I said.
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No, you said it in a way that you were
hiding something, like I thought she
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wasn't fine.
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I know. That's what I was going for.
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Beginning of time, man, has harbored a
great fascination for fire.
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It sustains us, and it can destroy us at
its whim.
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I'm using on fire.
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No, it's good.
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I mean, this is bad, isn't it?
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Lay, lady, lay.
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Lay across my big grass bed.
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Come on! Come on over and join us for
the famous Barringer Inn sing -along!
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We're comfortable back here, thanks. Ah,
boo!
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I guess we have to come over there then,
huh?
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Come on over here.
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Let me see you
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make him
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smile. Let me see me make you smile, Dr.
Burton.
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Everybody now.
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After Princess Sarah saved Coco and Bobo
and their dog Spot from that terrible
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tornado, everyone in the entire country
sent Princess Sarah flowers. In fact,
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there were so many flowers that Princess
Sarah's magic castle was filled to the
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very top with flowers.
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What's the matter?
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What's the matter?
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Oh,
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okay. You want to listen to music? No.
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Okay, you don't want to listen to bomb.
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There's a... There's a... No.
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No. Magical sleep powder.
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Watch this, watch this.
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Hi!
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Mrs. Messinger.
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I thought our little wild time had just
begun.
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Great stuff.
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I guess you kind of scared yourself. You
turn and run.
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And if you could have a change of heart.
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Rikido is a number you don't want to...
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It's the only one you own. You?
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Hello? Carol, hey.
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Hey, Ed. What are you doing? Well, I,
uh... I've got a little problem over
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with Sarah.
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What's wrong? Nothing. No, I'm just
trying to get her to go to bed.
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And she misses Mike and Nancy, so she...
So I'm... Here.
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I'll be there in five minutes. Thank
you.
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Hey,
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Carol. Hi.
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Thank God.
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Is that a... Yeah, honeydew helmet. I
know, honey. Seems to be really doing
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trick.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'm going to lay it on my rope.
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Give me the child.
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Good girl.
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No way.
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How'd you do that?
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Demon's touch.
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Call me if you need me.
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Need you.
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Sarah, I'm sorry, honey. I'm sorry.
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Yeah,
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I wanted to get a picture.
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Picture a picture of mommy and... Hey,
this would be even better. Hey, look,
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honey. We're going to bring Mommy and
Daddy right to you on a home video.
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Great. Put it in. Put it in.
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Pop it in. I am.
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Okay.
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Okay. One day, and this day may never
come,
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I'll call on you to perform a service
for me.
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But until that day, accept this justice
as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.
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That's great, honey.
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Here's your pesty.
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Oh.
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I'm funny? I'm funny to you? I'm funny
how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you?
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Is that it? I'm here to amuse you? To
amuse me?
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Daddy?
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Well, isn't that special?
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Awesome!
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Shirley,
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have you noticed what a delightful
addition Eli has been to our Stucky Bowl
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family? I mean, when Jimmy left.
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I believe you mean Kenny.
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Kenny, right. The big guy. I thought he
would never be replaceable, but then
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along comes Eli, and I feel a real
connection to him.
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I know what you mean. Before he came,
you were a cold, narcissistic cypher.
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you seem almost human.
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Uh -huh. Yeah. Well, I want to take that
message of friendship, friendship that
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sees beyond color, and show it to the
world. But I need your help.
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How so? Okay, well, I'm putting together
this multimedia collage for the editor
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of The Progress.
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You know, music, slides, poster band.
Trouble is, I need some photos of me and
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Eli. I heard him say he hated the idea.
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What?
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Sure. Now, if he asks, just say you're
updating your photo album, okay?
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What's in it for me?
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Disposable camera.
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So is this going to be one of those
group breakfasts? I can tell you right
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I'm not going to talk to anybody.
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Let's make a run for it.
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between the Messinger and Mike.
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I've got you right here between the
Jesperson.
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Uh, Linda, if it's all the same, I'd
like to sit next to my wife.
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Oh, honey, it's okay. It's okay. It's
fine, Linda. This is fine.
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Spirit. Okay. Now, I noticed that you
two were the only ones that didn't sign
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for our little snowshoeing expedition.
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Didn't you see the activity sheet?
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Uh, no.
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Actually, we didn't.
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It's in the foyer.
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Shall I sign you two up for it?
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Sure. Yeah.
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I think they'd be great.
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Okay.
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Now, for breakfast this morning, we will
be serving a wonderful pan -fried brook
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trout caught fresh this morning by yours
truly.
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Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank
you, gang.
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Have you got any special K?
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I'm sorry, what?
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I'm sure the trout is just delightful,
but I'd rather have a little special K.
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Oh, you're funny, Mike. Looks like we
have a real comedian here, you guys.
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Pass me that adjustable wristband. Yeah,
sure.
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Here. Here.
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Did you pass me the wristband? Yeah,
yeah, yeah.
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What are you doing? Well, you know what?
Let me just get behind there for a
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second. Okay, thanks.
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Boo, what's the camera about?
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Updating my photo album.
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Please shake hands.
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What?
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Please shake hands. I love pictures of
people shaking hands.
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Whatever you want, Boo.
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Please continue to shake hands.
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We good?
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Lovingly embrace each other, please.
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Oh, come on. For Shirley.
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For Shirley.
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Get over here. You know you love this.
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Hey.
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Carol. Wake up. You gotta see this.
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What is it?
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Wonderful. There we go.
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I feel ridiculous.
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Why? Giant shoes.
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Oh, come on. This isn't so bad.
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The woman made me eat trout for
breakfast.
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Okay, eyes up.
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Head up.
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Let's take a little roll call to make
sure I haven't lost any of my ducks.
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Okay, when I call your name, I'd like
you to please sound off.
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Mrs. Jesperson.
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Here. Yes.
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Mr. Jesperson. Here. Right -o.
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Mrs. Messinger.
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Here.
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I'd really prefer you to just say here.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Here. I was just kidding. That was just
a little joke.
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It's my thing.
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Oh, good.
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Mr. Messinger.
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Here. Oh, good.
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Mrs. Burton.
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Here. And Dr.
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Burton.
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Hey, sound off.
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Not sounding off.
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Please sound off. I will not sound off.
Dr. Burton.
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I am begging you to sound off.
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The woman can see me. There's no reason
to sound off.
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Okay, then off we shall go.
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Into the woods!
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So
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Mike
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and Nancy failed to explain that Sarah
here turns into the screaming skull at
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the stroke of 9 p .m.
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How are you holding up?
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I need a shower and about 17 hours of
sleep can't fix.
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Wait, you got a busy, crazy weekend
planned?
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Do you want me to stay?
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Do you want to stay?
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If you want me to stay, ask me to stay.
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If I ask you to stay, will you stay?
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I'm leaving.
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Will you stay?
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Okay. Thank you.
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That's fine.
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It's kind of fun.
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Yeah.
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When's Frankie come back?
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A couple of days.
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How's that going? She still good? Yeah.
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I had a few rough patches there with the
whole working together thing, but I
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think we're past that.
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It's great.
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She's a good girl.
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Funny, pretty, smart, down to earth, the
whole package.
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What's up?
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What? Every time Frankie's name comes
up, you launch into this whole monologue
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praising her virtues.
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00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:06,860
So I think she's great.
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00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:08,470
Yeah, I got that.
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00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:10,540
So? So? So that's all.
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Come on, Carol.
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00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:20,070
Do you remember how you felt when I
started dating Dennis?
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It's just weird, that's all.
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00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:39,359
Now, Missy, who's going to be all
dressed up for her play date? Who is
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00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:40,860
look so pretty for a play date?
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There he is. Yes, she is.
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How are we doing?
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Good. Good.
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Especially considering she wanted to
wear her ballet tutu over her pants and
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shoes on her hands.
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00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:54,770
Okay.
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Oh, yeah.
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00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:57,690
There you go.
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All dressed.
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00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:01,480
Only 25 minutes later.
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00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:04,840
Burton's house. You've reached, Ed. Hey,
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00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,400
Mrs. Moriarty. How... Huh?
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00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,040
Ready? One, two, three.
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00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,610
Gosh.
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00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:13,080
No, no, listen. No, I understand.
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00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,810
Yes, the fever of 102 is nothing to
disregard.
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00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,150
Well, I bet she does feel like a baked
potato.
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00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:28,360
Okay. Yeah, no, no, fine. Listen, we'll
do it another time. Okay, sure. Fine.
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00:24:28,460 --> 00:24:29,510
Bye.
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00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,630
So, play date's off. Mary's sick.
414
00:24:32,670 --> 00:24:33,720
No.
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00:24:33,950 --> 00:24:36,060
Honey, I'm sorry. Your girlfriend is
sick.
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00:24:37,050 --> 00:24:38,190
What are we going to do?
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00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:42,360
I don't know, but I can tell you one
thing. She's staying in those clothes.
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00:24:42,890 --> 00:24:44,510
Then I guess we better go outside.
419
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:45,700
So be it.
420
00:24:46,030 --> 00:24:47,090
One, two, three.
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00:24:47,430 --> 00:24:49,170
Oh, yes. There goes the girl.
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00:24:54,510 --> 00:24:57,700
Okay, I'm going to go first, and you
will be left to spot that way.
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00:25:02,321 --> 00:25:09,089
Name's Burton. I know that, Silly Billy.
I was just trying to think of a little
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00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:10,029
nickname for you.
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00:25:10,030 --> 00:25:11,470
Hey, what about Silly Billy?
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00:25:11,471 --> 00:25:12,569
Oh, thanks.
427
00:25:12,570 --> 00:25:14,560
Yeah, we can do better. Hey, there's
Nan.
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00:25:14,710 --> 00:25:16,030
How are you doing? Perfect.
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00:25:16,170 --> 00:25:21,649
I need both of you outside on the front
lawn in five minutes. Why? For what? For
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a little surprise activity.
431
00:25:23,150 --> 00:25:27,029
Nope. Pardon? Mike and I were on our way
out back to sit on that bench and just
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00:25:27,030 --> 00:25:28,350
look at the woods together.
433
00:25:28,410 --> 00:25:31,789
Okay, that's
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, but
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00:25:31,790 --> 00:25:32,930
the surprise activity.
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00:25:33,170 --> 00:25:35,130
Uh, Linda, we, uh... You can call me
Elle.
436
00:25:35,131 --> 00:25:36,439
I prefer not to.
437
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,850
Mike and I just kind of want to be alone
together.
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00:25:39,031 --> 00:25:40,879
Snowball fight!
439
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,470
What? That's a surprise activity.
Snowball fight!
440
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,640
And let me make a pledge to both of you.
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00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:53,779
I, Linda, Boots of Topopolis, promise
you that you two will have the time
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00:25:53,780 --> 00:25:54,479
of your life!
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00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,899
I thought your last name was Barringer.
444
00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:56,950
That's a stage name.
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00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,490
So are you ready to have the time of
your life?
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00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,420
No, we're going to go sit on that bench.
447
00:26:04,580 --> 00:26:05,630
All right.
448
00:26:05,631 --> 00:26:08,819
Well, if you change your mind, we're
going to be the ones out there having
449
00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:09,870
time of our lives.
450
00:26:14,380 --> 00:26:16,910
So this is where the kids come to play
in the winter.
451
00:26:16,911 --> 00:26:20,719
Look at all Sarah is at the tunnels. I
bet she'd make a great spelunker.
452
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,839
Oh, so true. There are not enough
children interested in a future in cave
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00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,040
exploration these days.
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00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:28,370
Hi, Mary.
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00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,840
You're not supposed to ask Mary more
RTG.
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00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,720
Hmm. Oh, you're doing so good.
457
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,410
Thanks.
458
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,650
Hey.
459
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,680
Hey. Oh, hi. Excuse me. Are you Ms.
Moriarty, Mary's mom?
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00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:49,640
That's me. Yes, I'm Ed Stevens, and I'm
taking care of Sarah this weekend.
461
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,880
Oh, hello. Hello, yes. I thought Mary
was sick, I thought.
462
00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:54,350
Yeah.
463
00:26:55,260 --> 00:26:56,340
She's feeling better.
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00:26:56,341 --> 00:26:59,799
Is she? She's feeling better. Who's the
little girl playing with Mary? Who's
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00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:00,850
that little tyke?
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00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:03,560
Oh, that's Kathy Yu, Mary's best friend.
467
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,330
Oh.
468
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:09,699
We were under the impression that Sarah
was Mary's best friend. No, she spends
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00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:10,750
more time with Kathy.
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00:27:10,751 --> 00:27:14,319
Well, why not include Sarah, though? I
mean, why not include Sarah?
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00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,200
Mary just wanted to play with Kathy.
472
00:27:16,201 --> 00:27:19,139
That doesn't make much sense to me.
Doesn't make much sense to us. You see,
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00:27:19,140 --> 00:27:21,219
Sarah? You see how great she's doing
with the tunnel?
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00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:24,439
And what does Kathy do? She's just sort
of rolling around on the mat. How
475
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:28,139
exciting is that? Easy, easy there,
Supermom. I'm sorry. I don't know what
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00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:30,180
tell you. I mean, Mary was insistent.
477
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,080
You know how kids are.
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00:27:36,441 --> 00:27:43,489
Mr. Dobbs, how you doing? Phil Stubbs.
Can I get you coffee, tea, liqueur? I
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00:27:43,490 --> 00:27:45,889
know how you newspaper. I'm in love with
the journey. I'm fine.
480
00:27:45,890 --> 00:27:49,689
Listen, you said on the phone something
about a prostitution ring being run on
481
00:27:49,690 --> 00:27:50,740
air? Yeah.
482
00:27:50,741 --> 00:27:54,209
That's pretty much been taken care of,
actually. But I have got a story that is
483
00:27:54,210 --> 00:27:57,069
going to knock the paint off your walls.
Wait a minute. There isn't a
484
00:27:57,070 --> 00:28:00,969
prostitution ring? Well, uh... Whoa,
whoa, whoa. Just give me five minutes.
485
00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:02,020
won't regret it.
486
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:20,879
Beneath its shiny veneer lies a country
still dealing with a deeply troubled
487
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:21,930
past.
488
00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:28,240
A country, in many ways, that remains
divided, torn, hewn.
489
00:28:29,780 --> 00:28:36,579
But in a small corner of this fractured
nation, this fractured America, two
490
00:28:36,580 --> 00:28:38,760
men have begun the healing process.
491
00:28:40,660 --> 00:28:45,020
Two men who have refused to live by
society's rules.
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00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:51,399
To abide by the racism, the hatred, the
ignorance to men who have learned to
493
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:58,080
live, work, laugh, cry,
494
00:28:58,420 --> 00:29:02,520
and love together.
495
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,750
Now, I'm not saying we need to be above
the fold on this.
496
00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:12,210
I don't think you need a thermometer to
know how hot this property is.
497
00:29:12,211 --> 00:29:15,869
What the hell are you doing? There he
is, Eli.
498
00:29:15,870 --> 00:29:18,769
Meet Mr. Raymond Dobbs. Mr. Dobbs will
be doing the piece on us. Phil, didn't I
499
00:29:18,770 --> 00:29:21,669
tell you I didn't want nothing to do
with this, man? I was serious, man. I
500
00:29:21,670 --> 00:29:25,280
want no part of this. No disrespect to
you. Yeah, I understand completely.
501
00:29:25,281 --> 00:29:28,549
You were the guy in that accident over
off Joppa Road, right?
502
00:29:28,550 --> 00:29:29,389
Yeah, that was me.
503
00:29:29,390 --> 00:29:30,850
Yeah, we did a story on it.
504
00:29:31,530 --> 00:29:34,540
If you don't mind me asking, how's the
recovery been going?
505
00:29:34,541 --> 00:29:36,249
Going pretty good. Thanks for asking.
506
00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:39,269
Mr. Dobbs, don't get distracted by the
wheelchair. Focus on our differing skin
507
00:29:39,270 --> 00:29:42,970
colors. Yeah, look, I got a three o
'clock. I gotta run.
508
00:29:43,980 --> 00:29:45,180
We should talk sometime.
509
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:46,610
No problem.
510
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,980
Buzz myself. Let's get this deal done.
511
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,000
This is nice, isn't it?
512
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,980
Yeah. A couple of kids in love.
513
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:28,130
Did I not make it perfectly clear that
we wanted no part in this snowball
514
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,040
Come on, scamper! Throw snowballs!
515
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:36,079
You two are being so static over there.
Look, my wife and I are trying to have a
516
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,370
simple weekend here, and you're ruining
it!
517
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,340
Okay, you're frightening me. Good!
518
00:30:40,620 --> 00:30:44,050
Good! If that's what it takes for us to
be left alone, be frightened!
519
00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:47,239
Okay, sir, I'm going to ask you to take
a step back. And if you don't, I'm going
520
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,379
to blow the safety whistle.
521
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:50,040
Blow the damn whistle, Linda!
522
00:30:50,260 --> 00:30:51,310
Blow the whistle!
523
00:30:51,311 --> 00:30:54,439
Mike, you're screaming. That's right,
I'm screaming! because Linda
524
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:57,820
Stephanopoulos here has ruined our
weekend!
525
00:30:58,260 --> 00:30:59,880
Oh, I ruined your weekend? Yeah!
526
00:31:00,460 --> 00:31:04,539
No, you know what? You ruined your
weekend, okay? I have been doing this
527
00:31:04,540 --> 00:31:08,240
years, and I know what people want more
than they themselves do.
528
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:09,610
That's ridiculous.
529
00:31:09,611 --> 00:31:13,559
Oh, is it? You're a doctor? What do you
do? Do you let your patients pick their
530
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:14,610
own treatments?
531
00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:16,350
Do you?
532
00:31:16,351 --> 00:31:17,419
That's different.
533
00:31:17,420 --> 00:31:20,310
No, it's not different. Because you know
better than them.
534
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:24,999
So forgive me for trying to give you the
benefit of my 17 years of experience in
535
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,050
the in -business.
536
00:31:26,780 --> 00:31:31,319
Forgive me for waking up at 5 o 'clock
in the morning to catch you a trout so
537
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,959
that you could have something memorable
for breakfast.
538
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,739
Forgive me for pressuring you to go
snowshoeing when I happen to know that
539
00:31:37,740 --> 00:31:40,240
everybody that takes that trip ends up
loving it.
540
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:44,440
In short, forgive me for caring about
your weekend, okay?
541
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,210
Come on, people, let's go back to the
front lawn.
542
00:31:58,570 --> 00:32:00,190
I don't like trout for breakfast.
543
00:32:01,450 --> 00:32:05,729
Oh. Can you believe that woman? She's so
rude. Oh, my gosh. It doesn't get a
544
00:32:05,730 --> 00:32:09,229
choice in the matter, you know what I
mean? It's a whole crazy thing. Why
545
00:32:09,230 --> 00:32:12,009
someone do something like that? I know,
especially to Sarah, queen of bubble
546
00:32:12,010 --> 00:32:13,630
world. That's a snub.
547
00:32:13,930 --> 00:32:14,980
Don't snub a throat.
548
00:32:15,190 --> 00:32:16,240
No.
549
00:32:16,590 --> 00:32:18,770
Oh, my God, I'm evil.
550
00:32:19,550 --> 00:32:20,600
Well, what is it?
551
00:32:20,830 --> 00:32:25,149
Well, if Mary's mom doesn't want Aerith,
say, in her little play group, we'll
552
00:32:25,150 --> 00:32:28,559
just have to make it so that every other
kid would kill to play with her.
553
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:32,699
I'm not hearing the evil part. The evil
part is we throw Sarah the best kids
554
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:36,399
party. We dress up in crazy costumes and
we play crazy games and we give boys
555
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:37,450
big bags of candy.
556
00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:39,300
But it's an evil party?
557
00:32:39,620 --> 00:32:42,980
We invite every kid that Sarah knows
except for Mary.
558
00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:46,670
Mary's mom didn't want them to play
together.
559
00:32:46,860 --> 00:32:48,160
You are a horrible person.
560
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:49,730
I love it.
561
00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:54,279
I did it in high school. Cora Wilson
tried to snub me, so I threw a toga
562
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,840
and I invited absolutely everyone but
Cora.
563
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,210
Everyone.
564
00:32:59,490 --> 00:33:00,540
Huh.
565
00:33:01,390 --> 00:33:05,000
Well, I guess you must have a different
definition of everyone than I do.
566
00:33:05,270 --> 00:33:08,530
Because I don't recall me inviting any
toga party in high school.
567
00:33:09,050 --> 00:33:11,070
I think you may be right, Mr. Stevens.
568
00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:14,110
Please accept my sincerest apologies.
569
00:33:17,630 --> 00:33:18,680
Apology accepted.
570
00:33:21,930 --> 00:33:27,910
Come on, man. Just let it go.
571
00:33:27,911 --> 00:33:32,049
I can't let it go. I've never been so
embarrassed in my life. I lost my cool,
572
00:33:32,050 --> 00:33:34,969
okay? You screamed at the top of your
lungs at the nicest woman in the world.
573
00:33:34,970 --> 00:33:36,020
know.
574
00:33:40,270 --> 00:33:41,320
Sorry.
575
00:33:44,950 --> 00:33:51,650
This argument's been the most fun I've
had since we're here.
576
00:33:52,950 --> 00:33:54,000
What?
577
00:33:54,150 --> 00:33:55,470
Yeah, because it's just us.
578
00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:00,960
Never dreamed to go on a vacation with
the Jespersons.
579
00:34:01,970 --> 00:34:03,250
I came here to be with you.
580
00:34:11,610 --> 00:34:12,969
I'm your big moose.
581
00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:36,410
Check out my smile, Shirley. Check out
that million -dollar smile.
582
00:34:36,411 --> 00:34:39,839
I'd put it closer to three or four
hundred thousand dollars.
583
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,160
But the hat is spectacular.
584
00:34:41,260 --> 00:34:42,820
Oh, thank you. I appreciate that.
585
00:34:42,821 --> 00:34:43,779
Listen to this.
586
00:34:43,780 --> 00:34:47,499
Eli Goggins' hard -working, positive
attitude makes him the linchpin that
587
00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:48,580
Stucky Bowl together.
588
00:34:48,581 --> 00:34:50,178
It's true.
589
00:34:50,179 --> 00:34:53,129
You are the linchpin. Yeah, but I
couldn't do it without you.
590
00:34:53,139 --> 00:34:55,020
You the glue. You my Shirley glue.
591
00:34:59,380 --> 00:35:00,430
Come on, Phil.
592
00:35:00,431 --> 00:35:02,319
Come on, man, check it out.
593
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,599
I'm trying to eat here, thank you. Dude,
come on, man. It's not that serious,
594
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:06,539
man.
595
00:35:06,540 --> 00:35:07,379
No, it's not.
596
00:35:07,380 --> 00:35:08,820
You want me to look at it? Fine.
597
00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:10,550
I can handle that.
598
00:35:13,420 --> 00:35:14,740
Okay, that stings a little.
599
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,670
Here, chillin'. Have some fiddles. Ed,
what are you supposed to be?
600
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:37,570
I'm a space cowboy.
601
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,120
Space cowboy? You'd be in a Wild West
theme.
602
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:44,480
No, you'd be in a Wild West theme. I
want another space. Hence, the
603
00:35:45,660 --> 00:35:48,120
There's no such thing as a space cowboy.
604
00:35:48,740 --> 00:35:49,790
Oh, really?
605
00:35:50,020 --> 00:35:51,220
I'll show you. Watch this.
606
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:52,570
Hey, kid.
607
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,560
Who wants to ride the space cowboy?
608
00:35:55,380 --> 00:35:57,080
I'm aboard his piggyback car.
609
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,800
Come on, now. Who wants to jump on
there?
610
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,170
Okay.
611
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:04,490
Look what I made you.
612
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:09,640
It's a horse with a dog's face and
giraffe's legs. It's very rare.
613
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:20,260
All right. It's got to go. Take a look
at something.
614
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:22,730
Let's go.
615
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:28,920
Howdy. Big party, huh? Yes, big party.
Yeah.
616
00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:30,380
Yeah, I guess I...
617
00:36:30,381 --> 00:36:32,079
I don't know what to tell you.
618
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:33,240
You know how kids are.
619
00:36:33,580 --> 00:36:34,630
Yeah.
620
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,090
What's up, sweetie?
621
00:36:37,140 --> 00:36:38,190
Oh.
622
00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:40,350
Watch out.
623
00:36:40,351 --> 00:36:43,159
I guess I better be heading back to the
party.
624
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,390
Got to keep the kids safe from all the
aliens.
625
00:36:51,220 --> 00:36:52,270
Space cowboy.
626
00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:57,800
Uh, Ms. Moriarty, maybe, um...
627
00:36:59,950 --> 00:37:01,910
Maybe Mary would like to join the party.
628
00:37:04,370 --> 00:37:05,420
She'd love to.
629
00:37:05,470 --> 00:37:06,520
I'm much obliged.
630
00:37:14,410 --> 00:37:16,070
You're my sweet lady, Nance.
631
00:37:19,610 --> 00:37:20,660
Nance.
632
00:37:21,130 --> 00:37:23,190
Oh, honey, time to sleep.
633
00:37:24,070 --> 00:37:26,360
Well, you don't want to hear my words of
love?
634
00:37:27,390 --> 00:37:28,770
No, honey, not now.
635
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:31,650
write them down.
636
00:37:43,971 --> 00:37:45,659
Summer
637
00:37:45,660 --> 00:37:54,199
breeze
638
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,780
makes me feel fine.
639
00:38:09,650 --> 00:38:16,089
back in the magic bowl, and she jumped
on Steve the flying dog, and they took
640
00:38:16,090 --> 00:38:17,550
off back to the castle.
641
00:38:17,990 --> 00:38:22,589
When they got back to the castle, the
magic fish filled the entire castle up
642
00:38:22,590 --> 00:38:24,330
with candy, and there was a problem.
643
00:38:24,331 --> 00:38:27,969
These dogs couldn't eat chocolate, and
Steve the flying dog was headed straight
644
00:38:27,970 --> 00:38:29,020
for a Kit -Kat.
645
00:39:00,791 --> 00:39:02,819
Look who's back.
646
00:39:02,820 --> 00:39:04,500
Hello. Do you have to be allowed in?
647
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,160
No, I came by just to say hi.
648
00:39:08,420 --> 00:39:10,760
Oh, any problem? How did the play date
go?
649
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:15,039
Yeah, preschool scuttlebutt has it.
Mary's a biter. I should say the play
650
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,720
bar's been raised significantly.
651
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,010
Well,
652
00:39:23,011 --> 00:39:25,079
we did it. We successfully parented a
child.
653
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,119
That we did.
654
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,170
Yeah.
655
00:39:27,171 --> 00:39:31,319
You're going to make a really good dad
someday.
656
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,039
I don't know about that, Carol. I think
it was your mom's skills that got us
657
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,059
through this weekend.
658
00:39:35,060 --> 00:39:37,580
Actually, you may be right about that.
659
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,339
Yeah. Hey, do you want to go over to the
diner and get a cup of coffee or
660
00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:44,390
something?
661
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,350
I'd love to.
662
00:39:46,620 --> 00:39:50,280
I'd love to. I have to go to the airport
in Frankie.
663
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,200
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
664
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,530
I think the gang's meeting tomorrow at
the Goat.
665
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:00,650
Yeah, right.
666
00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:03,020
So I'll see you there?
667
00:40:03,021 --> 00:40:04,289
Yes.
668
00:40:04,290 --> 00:40:08,840
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