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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:05,319 Previously on Ed. Frankie is cute and funny and smart and sweet, and she's not 2 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:07,080 too screwed up to appreciate you. 3 00:00:07,420 --> 00:00:10,070 Sounds like the perfect package to me. Yes, I like you. 4 00:00:10,631 --> 00:00:12,479 You do? 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:13,530 Very much. 6 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,120 Want to go to my place? Yeah. 7 00:00:22,121 --> 00:00:26,119 Come on, Ed. You guys are so cute together. When are you going to make 8 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:28,200 move? Yeah, act now while supplies last. 9 00:00:28,910 --> 00:00:30,470 So Frankie and I slept together. 10 00:00:39,670 --> 00:00:42,380 You would really think I would be better at this by now. 11 00:00:42,850 --> 00:00:43,900 Hey! 12 00:00:44,050 --> 00:00:45,100 Hey! Hey! 13 00:00:45,101 --> 00:00:46,449 Well, Frankie's off. 14 00:00:46,450 --> 00:00:48,769 In just four hours, she'll be back from visiting her parents, telling them about 15 00:00:48,770 --> 00:00:49,849 the great guy she's seen. 16 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:51,650 Hey, she and Leon are back together? 17 00:00:51,810 --> 00:00:53,800 She left an opening. I had to take a swing. 18 00:00:54,790 --> 00:00:55,840 No, I understand. 19 00:00:56,310 --> 00:00:57,360 Yeah. 20 00:00:58,640 --> 00:00:59,690 It's official. 21 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:00,890 What's the matter? 22 00:01:00,891 --> 00:01:04,079 Are we going to bed and breakfast our first weekend without Sarah? 23 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,119 Get it. No dice on the babysitter? No, apparently she signed an exclusive 24 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:10,099 contract with the Dorsky family from now on. She wants their kids and their kids 25 00:01:10,100 --> 00:01:12,959 alone. Ridiculous. I thought your parents were coming out. He's got a blue 26 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:13,979 out loading the trunk. 27 00:01:13,980 --> 00:01:15,360 He never lifts with his legs. 28 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:17,420 Carmella. Arts and crafts expo. 29 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,680 Well then, what about Eddie Poppins? 30 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:25,279 What? Come on. I believe Dionne Warwick said it best when she said... 31 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:26,279 That's a principle. 32 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:27,540 Oh, yeah, I don't know. 33 00:01:27,541 --> 00:01:29,199 Well, why not? Give me one good reason. 34 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:32,579 Well, one thing you quote, D .M. Warwick, I want that around my kid. Come 35 00:01:32,580 --> 00:01:34,280 I'm great with Sarah. 36 00:01:34,281 --> 00:01:37,379 We know, but have you ever spent a lot of time taking care of a child? 37 00:01:37,380 --> 00:01:38,430 What? 38 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:39,850 What? 39 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:41,650 What? 40 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:47,219 What? The thought of you with a child is just... Laughable? Yes. No, I didn't 41 00:01:47,220 --> 00:01:47,699 say that. 42 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:49,600 Hey, a three -year -old is a handful. 43 00:01:49,601 --> 00:01:53,179 Yeah, you've only seen Sarah's good side. She's got a mean streak a mile 44 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:54,230 insist. 45 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,130 What do you think? 46 00:01:58,340 --> 00:02:01,230 Well, he's no weirder than you are, and you're her father. 47 00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:03,230 Why not? 48 00:02:03,420 --> 00:02:05,200 Yes! Eddie Poppins lives. 49 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:06,530 One condition. 50 00:02:06,531 --> 00:02:08,418 What was that? 51 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:10,769 Don't ever call yourself Eddie Poppins again. 52 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:34,400 I can keep by your side. 53 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:06,349 Okay, let's review. Her clothes. Clothes are laid out on her dresser, 54 00:03:06,350 --> 00:03:08,629 coordinated day and temperature. Hats, coats, jackets in the hall closet. Her 55 00:03:08,630 --> 00:03:10,489 favorite shoes are currently on her feet. Her food. 56 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:12,849 Food on the bottom shelf of the fridge. She will not eat anything that's white. 57 00:03:12,850 --> 00:03:14,829 She's currently unaware that carrots are a vegetable. 58 00:03:14,830 --> 00:03:16,129 Eggplants are typically a fruit. 59 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:19,389 Good. Now, if she gets cranky. If she gets cranky, Angelina Ballerina's in the 60 00:03:19,390 --> 00:03:22,349 VCR. If she plays any games with me, she gets the red pieces, and she gets to 61 00:03:22,350 --> 00:03:24,849 win. And on Saturday. On Saturday, I figure I'm going to sit her down on the 62 00:03:24,850 --> 00:03:28,169 couch with a bag of sugar and a spoon. We're going to watch some NASCAR. 63 00:03:28,170 --> 00:03:29,220 Kidding. 64 00:03:29,221 --> 00:03:31,889 Saturday we have a play date at 11 o 'clock, which I will attend with that 65 00:03:31,890 --> 00:03:35,129 activity bag on that dining room table right there. Okay, Nance, you got to go. 66 00:03:35,130 --> 00:03:38,089 Ed, take good care of her. I will. If you guys are running on vacation, it's 67 00:03:38,090 --> 00:03:40,789 going to be fine. Honey, are there any questions or anything we haven't 68 00:03:40,790 --> 00:03:43,289 Yeah, well, there's one thing here. I don't see anything here about wolf 69 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:44,340 attacks. 70 00:03:45,470 --> 00:03:46,670 Okay, that's hilarious. 71 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:47,840 That's hilarious. 72 00:03:47,841 --> 00:03:54,509 Goodbye, honey. Goodbye, sweetie. You can be a good girl for Uncle Eddie, huh? 73 00:03:54,510 --> 00:03:55,349 Will you? 74 00:03:55,350 --> 00:03:55,949 Come on. 75 00:03:55,950 --> 00:03:57,000 Come on, sweetie. 76 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,850 Daddy loves you. Mommy loves you even more. 77 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:08,639 Eddie, I trust you, but just so we're clear, if anything should happen to her, 78 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:11,139 will make my life's work to destroy whatever it is you hold most dear. 79 00:04:11,140 --> 00:04:12,190 Great. Great. 80 00:04:12,940 --> 00:04:14,280 Bye. See you. 81 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:16,780 See you, brother. Have a good time. 82 00:04:20,441 --> 00:04:27,249 Did you check out this week's true story of inspiration? It is so lame. The 83 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:29,829 story about the guy who leads the blind people? Come on, is that really the best 84 00:04:29,830 --> 00:04:30,529 that they got? 85 00:04:30,530 --> 00:04:31,449 Yeah, whatever. 86 00:04:31,450 --> 00:04:34,509 I'm fired by the fact that I still put up with your broken brain. Yeah, we 87 00:04:34,510 --> 00:04:37,029 really do make an odd couple, don't we? You're the odd one. No, but I mean, it 88 00:04:37,030 --> 00:04:39,689 really is amazing when you think about it. Yes, it is. Yeah, I mean, the 89 00:04:39,690 --> 00:04:43,229 vanilla, the chocolate, the salt, and the pepper, the chicken breast, and the 90 00:04:43,230 --> 00:04:44,610 chicken leg. All right, easy. 91 00:04:44,611 --> 00:04:46,319 Hey, you know what they should do? 92 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:49,799 What is that, Stubby? It should do a story about us, you know, like white 93 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:53,839 black guy working together side by side in harmony, loving and respecting one 94 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:55,119 another. I mean, it's unbelievable. 95 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:58,019 This isn't Montgomery's Summer of 55, right? No, it isn't. This is Stuckyville 96 00:04:58,020 --> 00:05:01,799 2003. And though we may have come a long way from the days of Black Crowes laws, 97 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,180 we still have a long way to go. 98 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,100 Black Crowes laws? 99 00:05:06,220 --> 00:05:07,270 That's Jim. 100 00:05:07,331 --> 00:05:09,319 Dude, whatever. 101 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:11,000 Just leave me out of it, all right? 102 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,520 But you're the only black person I know. 103 00:05:14,521 --> 00:05:21,589 Sarah, you might think of me as your funny uncle who always brings joy and 104 00:05:21,590 --> 00:05:24,629 sunshine and endless laughter, but right now we have some business to take care 105 00:05:24,630 --> 00:05:28,010 of because while I may not be a parent nor have any direct parenting 106 00:05:28,011 --> 00:05:30,589 I want you to know, Miss Burton, that I'm more than prepared for a few days 107 00:05:30,590 --> 00:05:31,640 together. 108 00:05:31,970 --> 00:05:36,410 Because I have seen both, three men and a baby, and three men and a little lady, 109 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:40,189 and I want you to know the lessons of both these outstanding films did not 110 00:05:40,190 --> 00:05:43,949 on deaf ears. The panic foot chases, the breaking of lamps, the spilling of 111 00:05:43,950 --> 00:05:46,010 food, and the baby or mishaps. 112 00:05:47,620 --> 00:05:52,399 These are precisely the types of behavior that we want to avoid. Because 113 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:58,239 successful completion of our time together, it'll reflect very well on 114 00:05:58,240 --> 00:05:58,859 us, Sarah. 115 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:00,910 So what do you say? Does that sound good? 116 00:06:09,540 --> 00:06:10,940 Oh, Mike. 117 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,040 Look at this place. It's adorable. 118 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,280 Of course. Only the best for my woman. 119 00:06:20,010 --> 00:06:21,060 Hey, puppy. 120 00:06:21,350 --> 00:06:22,400 Hey. 121 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:25,930 You must be the Buttons. 122 00:06:26,190 --> 00:06:28,990 Yes, hi. Welcome to the Barringer House B &B. 123 00:06:29,570 --> 00:06:30,950 Hello, I'm Linda Barringer. 124 00:06:31,150 --> 00:06:34,170 Pleasure. Hi. Hey, I see you've met Pacino and De Niro. 125 00:06:34,410 --> 00:06:38,320 Yeah, why'd you name them that? Because when I got them, they were both in Heat. 126 00:06:39,170 --> 00:06:43,590 I don't get it. Al Pacino and Robert De Niro were both in the movie Heat, 127 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:45,590 remember? Oh, right, right. Remember? 128 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:48,160 Did you get it? Yeah, that's clever. 129 00:06:48,380 --> 00:06:49,740 Oh, he doesn't get it. 130 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:53,930 You see, there was this motion picture called Heat. I get it, Linda. 131 00:06:54,300 --> 00:06:55,350 Oh, okay. 132 00:06:56,600 --> 00:07:01,119 Looks like somebody could use a little B &B style R &R ASAP. You know what I 133 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:02,170 mean? 134 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,350 Come on, you two. I'll show you to your room. 135 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:07,710 Nuts. 136 00:07:07,711 --> 00:07:11,619 Let me tell you something about John Leguizamo. 137 00:07:11,620 --> 00:07:14,779 Legs was still doing dinner theater in W when I took him under my wing, and I 138 00:07:14,780 --> 00:07:18,239 told him, I said, Legs, three words, one, man, show, and the bastard did it, 139 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,290 he was back in. 140 00:07:19,291 --> 00:07:23,359 Phil. Carol Besson, there you are. What are you doing here? Hey, listen, you 141 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,019 still working for the Stuckyville Program? I do on occasion, yes. Good, 142 00:07:26,020 --> 00:07:28,759 I have got a story that's going to be your bus ticket at this landfill. 143 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:32,939 A story? Let me guess, a story about you. No, it's not about me. It's about 144 00:07:32,940 --> 00:07:35,560 love, and it's about respect, and it's about... 145 00:07:36,410 --> 00:07:40,709 Okay, here's my pitch. Two men, Philip W. Stubbs, Eli C. Goggins, from two 146 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:44,249 different worlds, kept apart by so much. If you struggle day in and day out to 147 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:48,270 find common ground on which to stand, together, united, one. 148 00:07:48,271 --> 00:07:52,049 Right, so it's a story about you and Eli working at the bowling alley. Working, 149 00:07:52,050 --> 00:07:54,750 living, laughing, sharing, playing, crying. 150 00:07:55,230 --> 00:07:56,280 I'm sorry, no. 151 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:57,890 What, you're passing on it? 152 00:07:57,891 --> 00:08:01,189 Yeah, I'm sorry. No, you know what? I'm sorry. I feel sorry for you because when 153 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:04,980 this story is published, and it will be published, you're going to be sorry. 154 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:08,750 This is it. Oh, Linda, it's beautiful. 155 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:10,910 You can put those over there. 156 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:15,809 And in the bathroom, you will find complimentary toiletries, including a 157 00:08:15,810 --> 00:08:19,120 moisturizer made especially for Barringer House. Is that right? 158 00:08:19,121 --> 00:08:20,189 It's wonderful. 159 00:08:20,190 --> 00:08:21,240 Feel my hands. 160 00:08:22,070 --> 00:08:23,120 Go ahead. 161 00:08:24,450 --> 00:08:26,860 Pretty moist there, Linda. I know, aren't they? 162 00:08:26,990 --> 00:08:30,090 Linda, this room is perfect. Oh, good, good, good. Okay. 163 00:08:30,590 --> 00:08:34,529 So get yourself settled and come downstairs if you like and help yourself 164 00:08:34,530 --> 00:08:36,809 glass of Merlot and a little seat by the fire. 165 00:08:37,010 --> 00:08:39,669 Oh, we will. Thank you so much, Linda. It's my pleasure. 166 00:08:40,890 --> 00:08:41,940 Thanks. Hey. 167 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,280 Hey. 168 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:48,190 What do you think? 169 00:08:48,450 --> 00:08:53,009 I think I'm scared of Linda. Oh, she's sweet. Oh, Mike, I'm so happy. This is 170 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,060 nice. 171 00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:56,030 Yeah. Nice and peaceful. 172 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:58,070 I think this is going to be good. 173 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,060 Mike, stop eating that. It's potpourri. 174 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:03,570 Oh. 175 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,650 Hey, Carol. 176 00:09:08,651 --> 00:09:11,839 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing here? I mean, what's up? I mean, how's 177 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:14,439 going? I just stopped by to see how things were going with Sarah. Is 178 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,000 okay? Yeah, everything's fine. 179 00:09:16,071 --> 00:09:17,959 You okay? 180 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:19,820 Yeah, like I said, everything's fine. 181 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:21,230 You don't let me in? 182 00:09:21,791 --> 00:09:23,779 Ed, let me in. 183 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:24,830 Wait. 184 00:09:25,591 --> 00:09:27,599 Hi, Sarah. 185 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,650 You okay? 186 00:09:29,711 --> 00:09:31,499 She's fine. 187 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:32,550 That's what I said. 188 00:09:32,551 --> 00:09:36,119 No, you said it in a way that you were hiding something, like I thought she 189 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:36,959 wasn't fine. 190 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,580 I know. That's what I was going for. 191 00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:45,030 Beginning of time, man, has harbored a great fascination for fire. 192 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:50,940 It sustains us, and it can destroy us at its whim. 193 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,060 I'm using on fire. 194 00:09:55,540 --> 00:09:56,590 No, it's good. 195 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,680 I mean, this is bad, isn't it? 196 00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:04,840 Lay, lady, lay. 197 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,900 Lay across my big grass bed. 198 00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:21,120 Come on! Come on over and join us for the famous Barringer Inn sing -along! 199 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:24,030 We're comfortable back here, thanks. Ah, boo! 200 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:26,310 I guess we have to come over there then, huh? 201 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:27,800 Come on over here. 202 00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:38,549 Let me see you 203 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:45,209 make him 204 00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:49,850 smile. Let me see me make you smile, Dr. Burton. 205 00:10:50,870 --> 00:10:52,090 Everybody now. 206 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:12,419 After Princess Sarah saved Coco and Bobo and their dog Spot from that terrible 207 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:17,199 tornado, everyone in the entire country sent Princess Sarah flowers. In fact, 208 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:20,699 there were so many flowers that Princess Sarah's magic castle was filled to the 209 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:24,480 very top with flowers. 210 00:12:02,830 --> 00:12:03,880 What's the matter? 211 00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:05,620 What's the matter? 212 00:12:06,630 --> 00:12:07,680 Oh, 213 00:12:08,430 --> 00:12:15,210 okay. You want to listen to music? No. 214 00:12:15,650 --> 00:12:17,510 Okay, you don't want to listen to bomb. 215 00:12:17,630 --> 00:12:23,370 There's a... There's a... No. 216 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:26,970 No. Magical sleep powder. 217 00:12:27,990 --> 00:12:30,030 Watch this, watch this. 218 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,550 Hi! 219 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:01,570 Mrs. Messinger. 220 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:07,940 I thought our little wild time had just begun. 221 00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:09,620 Great stuff. 222 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:16,700 I guess you kind of scared yourself. You turn and run. 223 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:22,760 And if you could have a change of heart. 224 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:29,560 Rikido is a number you don't want to... 225 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:48,570 It's the only one you own. You? 226 00:13:52,810 --> 00:13:54,730 Hello? Carol, hey. 227 00:13:55,070 --> 00:14:01,209 Hey, Ed. What are you doing? Well, I, uh... I've got a little problem over 228 00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:02,260 with Sarah. 229 00:14:02,810 --> 00:14:06,210 What's wrong? Nothing. No, I'm just trying to get her to go to bed. 230 00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:11,090 And she misses Mike and Nancy, so she... So I'm... Here. 231 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,950 I'll be there in five minutes. Thank you. 232 00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:23,830 Hey, 233 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:29,760 Carol. Hi. 234 00:14:29,761 --> 00:14:30,759 Thank God. 235 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:35,359 Is that a... Yeah, honeydew helmet. I know, honey. Seems to be really doing 236 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,410 trick. 237 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:37,980 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 238 00:14:37,981 --> 00:14:39,719 I'm going to lay it on my rope. 239 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:40,770 Give me the child. 240 00:14:52,439 --> 00:14:53,489 Good girl. 241 00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:54,830 No way. 242 00:14:57,460 --> 00:14:58,510 How'd you do that? 243 00:14:58,720 --> 00:14:59,770 Demon's touch. 244 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,550 Call me if you need me. 245 00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:03,830 Need you. 246 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:09,560 Sarah, I'm sorry, honey. I'm sorry. 247 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,550 Yeah, 248 00:15:13,551 --> 00:15:15,319 I wanted to get a picture. 249 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:19,600 Picture a picture of mommy and... Hey, this would be even better. Hey, look, 250 00:15:19,601 --> 00:15:22,819 honey. We're going to bring Mommy and Daddy right to you on a home video. 251 00:15:22,820 --> 00:15:24,640 Great. Put it in. Put it in. 252 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,200 Pop it in. I am. 253 00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:28,230 Okay. 254 00:15:29,140 --> 00:15:32,660 Okay. One day, and this day may never come, 255 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,100 I'll call on you to perform a service for me. 256 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:42,960 But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day. 257 00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:44,670 That's great, honey. 258 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,850 Here's your pesty. 259 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,530 Oh. 260 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:52,280 I'm funny? I'm funny to you? I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? 261 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:55,400 Is that it? I'm here to amuse you? To amuse me? 262 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,150 Daddy? 263 00:15:57,340 --> 00:15:58,660 Well, isn't that special? 264 00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:00,070 Awesome! 265 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,410 Shirley, 266 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:07,699 have you noticed what a delightful addition Eli has been to our Stucky Bowl 267 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,260 family? I mean, when Jimmy left. 268 00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:10,439 I believe you mean Kenny. 269 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,939 Kenny, right. The big guy. I thought he would never be replaceable, but then 270 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,660 along comes Eli, and I feel a real connection to him. 271 00:16:16,661 --> 00:16:20,169 I know what you mean. Before he came, you were a cold, narcissistic cypher. 272 00:16:20,170 --> 00:16:21,250 you seem almost human. 273 00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:25,009 Uh -huh. Yeah. Well, I want to take that message of friendship, friendship that 274 00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:28,270 sees beyond color, and show it to the world. But I need your help. 275 00:16:28,271 --> 00:16:31,889 How so? Okay, well, I'm putting together this multimedia collage for the editor 276 00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:32,709 of The Progress. 277 00:16:32,710 --> 00:16:37,449 You know, music, slides, poster band. Trouble is, I need some photos of me and 278 00:16:37,450 --> 00:16:39,490 Eli. I heard him say he hated the idea. 279 00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:40,880 What? 280 00:16:40,881 --> 00:16:44,069 Sure. Now, if he asks, just say you're updating your photo album, okay? 281 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,120 What's in it for me? 282 00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:48,710 Disposable camera. 283 00:16:50,851 --> 00:16:57,139 So is this going to be one of those group breakfasts? I can tell you right 284 00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,700 I'm not going to talk to anybody. 285 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:07,300 Let's make a run for it. 286 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,640 between the Messinger and Mike. 287 00:17:19,641 --> 00:17:22,679 I've got you right here between the Jesperson. 288 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,920 Uh, Linda, if it's all the same, I'd like to sit next to my wife. 289 00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:29,960 Oh, honey, it's okay. It's okay. It's fine, Linda. This is fine. 290 00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:36,359 Spirit. Okay. Now, I noticed that you two were the only ones that didn't sign 291 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,239 for our little snowshoeing expedition. 292 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,980 Didn't you see the activity sheet? 293 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:41,690 Uh, no. 294 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:42,890 Actually, we didn't. 295 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:44,410 It's in the foyer. 296 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,140 Shall I sign you two up for it? 297 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:50,950 Sure. Yeah. 298 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,100 I think they'd be great. 299 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,090 Okay. 300 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:59,919 Now, for breakfast this morning, we will be serving a wonderful pan -fried brook 301 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,740 trout caught fresh this morning by yours truly. 302 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:07,220 Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you, gang. 303 00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:09,140 Have you got any special K? 304 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:10,970 I'm sorry, what? 305 00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:14,910 I'm sure the trout is just delightful, but I'd rather have a little special K. 306 00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:18,590 Oh, you're funny, Mike. Looks like we have a real comedian here, you guys. 307 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,030 Pass me that adjustable wristband. Yeah, sure. 308 00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:54,220 Here. Here. 309 00:18:54,221 --> 00:18:57,399 Did you pass me the wristband? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 310 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,099 What are you doing? Well, you know what? Let me just get behind there for a 311 00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:01,150 second. Okay, thanks. 312 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,380 Boo, what's the camera about? 313 00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:05,660 Updating my photo album. 314 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,010 Please shake hands. 315 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,090 What? 316 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,410 Please shake hands. I love pictures of people shaking hands. 317 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,460 Whatever you want, Boo. 318 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,040 Please continue to shake hands. 319 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:19,970 We good? 320 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,180 Lovingly embrace each other, please. 321 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:24,620 Oh, come on. For Shirley. 322 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,090 For Shirley. 323 00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:30,240 Get over here. You know you love this. 324 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:39,850 Hey. 325 00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:41,860 Carol. Wake up. You gotta see this. 326 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,130 What is it? 327 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:12,920 Wonderful. There we go. 328 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,440 I feel ridiculous. 329 00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:20,480 Why? Giant shoes. 330 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,920 Oh, come on. This isn't so bad. 331 00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:25,450 The woman made me eat trout for breakfast. 332 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,620 Okay, eyes up. 333 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:28,950 Head up. 334 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:33,380 Let's take a little roll call to make sure I haven't lost any of my ducks. 335 00:20:34,389 --> 00:20:37,570 Okay, when I call your name, I'd like you to please sound off. 336 00:20:38,130 --> 00:20:39,180 Mrs. Jesperson. 337 00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:40,460 Here. Yes. 338 00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:43,390 Mr. Jesperson. Here. Right -o. 339 00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:45,080 Mrs. Messinger. 340 00:20:45,290 --> 00:20:46,340 Here. 341 00:20:46,530 --> 00:20:48,390 I'd really prefer you to just say here. 342 00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:50,330 Oh, I'm sorry. 343 00:20:50,970 --> 00:20:53,500 Here. I was just kidding. That was just a little joke. 344 00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:54,840 It's my thing. 345 00:20:58,110 --> 00:20:59,160 Oh, good. 346 00:20:59,570 --> 00:21:00,870 Mr. Messinger. 347 00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:02,510 Here. Oh, good. 348 00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:04,630 Mrs. Burton. 349 00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:06,700 Here. And Dr. 350 00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:08,110 Burton. 351 00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:11,310 Hey, sound off. 352 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,720 Not sounding off. 353 00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:18,900 Please sound off. I will not sound off. Dr. Burton. 354 00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:26,280 I am begging you to sound off. 355 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,280 The woman can see me. There's no reason to sound off. 356 00:21:40,779 --> 00:21:43,580 Okay, then off we shall go. 357 00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:44,990 Into the woods! 358 00:21:50,211 --> 00:21:51,659 So 359 00:21:51,660 --> 00:22:00,459 Mike 360 00:22:00,460 --> 00:22:03,499 and Nancy failed to explain that Sarah here turns into the screaming skull at 361 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,550 the stroke of 9 p .m. 362 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:06,780 How are you holding up? 363 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,620 I need a shower and about 17 hours of sleep can't fix. 364 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,440 Wait, you got a busy, crazy weekend planned? 365 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,240 Do you want me to stay? 366 00:22:16,241 --> 00:22:17,399 Do you want to stay? 367 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,140 If you want me to stay, ask me to stay. 368 00:22:19,141 --> 00:22:20,419 If I ask you to stay, will you stay? 369 00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:21,159 I'm leaving. 370 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,210 Will you stay? 371 00:22:23,860 --> 00:22:24,910 Okay. Thank you. 372 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,570 That's fine. 373 00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:29,670 It's kind of fun. 374 00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:31,790 Yeah. 375 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,000 When's Frankie come back? 376 00:22:37,070 --> 00:22:38,120 A couple of days. 377 00:22:40,690 --> 00:22:42,610 How's that going? She still good? Yeah. 378 00:22:45,010 --> 00:22:49,749 I had a few rough patches there with the whole working together thing, but I 379 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:51,710 think we're past that. 380 00:22:53,270 --> 00:22:54,320 It's great. 381 00:22:54,690 --> 00:22:55,740 She's a good girl. 382 00:22:56,570 --> 00:23:00,070 Funny, pretty, smart, down to earth, the whole package. 383 00:23:00,071 --> 00:23:01,009 What's up? 384 00:23:01,010 --> 00:23:04,659 What? Every time Frankie's name comes up, you launch into this whole monologue 385 00:23:04,660 --> 00:23:05,740 praising her virtues. 386 00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:06,860 So I think she's great. 387 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:08,470 Yeah, I got that. 388 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:10,540 So? So? So that's all. 389 00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:12,000 Come on, Carol. 390 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:20,070 Do you remember how you felt when I started dating Dennis? 391 00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:24,240 It's just weird, that's all. 392 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:39,359 Now, Missy, who's going to be all dressed up for her play date? Who is 393 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:40,860 look so pretty for a play date? 394 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,500 There he is. Yes, she is. 395 00:23:43,860 --> 00:23:44,910 How are we doing? 396 00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:46,070 Good. Good. 397 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:51,419 Especially considering she wanted to wear her ballet tutu over her pants and 398 00:23:51,420 --> 00:23:52,900 shoes on her hands. 399 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:54,770 Okay. 400 00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:56,070 Oh, yeah. 401 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:57,690 There you go. 402 00:23:57,780 --> 00:23:58,830 All dressed. 403 00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:01,480 Only 25 minutes later. 404 00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:04,840 Burton's house. You've reached, Ed. Hey, 405 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,400 Mrs. Moriarty. How... Huh? 406 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,040 Ready? One, two, three. 407 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,610 Gosh. 408 00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:13,080 No, no, listen. No, I understand. 409 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,810 Yes, the fever of 102 is nothing to disregard. 410 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,150 Well, I bet she does feel like a baked potato. 411 00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:28,360 Okay. Yeah, no, no, fine. Listen, we'll do it another time. Okay, sure. Fine. 412 00:24:28,460 --> 00:24:29,510 Bye. 413 00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,630 So, play date's off. Mary's sick. 414 00:24:32,670 --> 00:24:33,720 No. 415 00:24:33,950 --> 00:24:36,060 Honey, I'm sorry. Your girlfriend is sick. 416 00:24:37,050 --> 00:24:38,190 What are we going to do? 417 00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:42,360 I don't know, but I can tell you one thing. She's staying in those clothes. 418 00:24:42,890 --> 00:24:44,510 Then I guess we better go outside. 419 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:45,700 So be it. 420 00:24:46,030 --> 00:24:47,090 One, two, three. 421 00:24:47,430 --> 00:24:49,170 Oh, yes. There goes the girl. 422 00:24:54,510 --> 00:24:57,700 Okay, I'm going to go first, and you will be left to spot that way. 423 00:25:02,321 --> 00:25:09,089 Name's Burton. I know that, Silly Billy. I was just trying to think of a little 424 00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:10,029 nickname for you. 425 00:25:10,030 --> 00:25:11,470 Hey, what about Silly Billy? 426 00:25:11,471 --> 00:25:12,569 Oh, thanks. 427 00:25:12,570 --> 00:25:14,560 Yeah, we can do better. Hey, there's Nan. 428 00:25:14,710 --> 00:25:16,030 How are you doing? Perfect. 429 00:25:16,170 --> 00:25:21,649 I need both of you outside on the front lawn in five minutes. Why? For what? For 430 00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:23,030 a little surprise activity. 431 00:25:23,150 --> 00:25:27,029 Nope. Pardon? Mike and I were on our way out back to sit on that bench and just 432 00:25:27,030 --> 00:25:28,350 look at the woods together. 433 00:25:28,410 --> 00:25:31,789 Okay, that's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, but 434 00:25:31,790 --> 00:25:32,930 the surprise activity. 435 00:25:33,170 --> 00:25:35,130 Uh, Linda, we, uh... You can call me Elle. 436 00:25:35,131 --> 00:25:36,439 I prefer not to. 437 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,850 Mike and I just kind of want to be alone together. 438 00:25:39,031 --> 00:25:40,879 Snowball fight! 439 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,470 What? That's a surprise activity. Snowball fight! 440 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,640 And let me make a pledge to both of you. 441 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:53,779 I, Linda, Boots of Topopolis, promise you that you two will have the time 442 00:25:53,780 --> 00:25:54,479 of your life! 443 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,899 I thought your last name was Barringer. 444 00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:56,950 That's a stage name. 445 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,490 So are you ready to have the time of your life? 446 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,420 No, we're going to go sit on that bench. 447 00:26:04,580 --> 00:26:05,630 All right. 448 00:26:05,631 --> 00:26:08,819 Well, if you change your mind, we're going to be the ones out there having 449 00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:09,870 time of our lives. 450 00:26:14,380 --> 00:26:16,910 So this is where the kids come to play in the winter. 451 00:26:16,911 --> 00:26:20,719 Look at all Sarah is at the tunnels. I bet she'd make a great spelunker. 452 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,839 Oh, so true. There are not enough children interested in a future in cave 453 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,040 exploration these days. 454 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:28,370 Hi, Mary. 455 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,840 You're not supposed to ask Mary more RTG. 456 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,720 Hmm. Oh, you're doing so good. 457 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,410 Thanks. 458 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,650 Hey. 459 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,680 Hey. Oh, hi. Excuse me. Are you Ms. Moriarty, Mary's mom? 460 00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:49,640 That's me. Yes, I'm Ed Stevens, and I'm taking care of Sarah this weekend. 461 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,880 Oh, hello. Hello, yes. I thought Mary was sick, I thought. 462 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:54,350 Yeah. 463 00:26:55,260 --> 00:26:56,340 She's feeling better. 464 00:26:56,341 --> 00:26:59,799 Is she? She's feeling better. Who's the little girl playing with Mary? Who's 465 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:00,850 that little tyke? 466 00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:03,560 Oh, that's Kathy Yu, Mary's best friend. 467 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,330 Oh. 468 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:09,699 We were under the impression that Sarah was Mary's best friend. No, she spends 469 00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:10,750 more time with Kathy. 470 00:27:10,751 --> 00:27:14,319 Well, why not include Sarah, though? I mean, why not include Sarah? 471 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,200 Mary just wanted to play with Kathy. 472 00:27:16,201 --> 00:27:19,139 That doesn't make much sense to me. Doesn't make much sense to us. You see, 473 00:27:19,140 --> 00:27:21,219 Sarah? You see how great she's doing with the tunnel? 474 00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:24,439 And what does Kathy do? She's just sort of rolling around on the mat. How 475 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:28,139 exciting is that? Easy, easy there, Supermom. I'm sorry. I don't know what 476 00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:30,180 tell you. I mean, Mary was insistent. 477 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,080 You know how kids are. 478 00:27:36,441 --> 00:27:43,489 Mr. Dobbs, how you doing? Phil Stubbs. Can I get you coffee, tea, liqueur? I 479 00:27:43,490 --> 00:27:45,889 know how you newspaper. I'm in love with the journey. I'm fine. 480 00:27:45,890 --> 00:27:49,689 Listen, you said on the phone something about a prostitution ring being run on 481 00:27:49,690 --> 00:27:50,740 air? Yeah. 482 00:27:50,741 --> 00:27:54,209 That's pretty much been taken care of, actually. But I have got a story that is 483 00:27:54,210 --> 00:27:57,069 going to knock the paint off your walls. Wait a minute. There isn't a 484 00:27:57,070 --> 00:28:00,969 prostitution ring? Well, uh... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Just give me five minutes. 485 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:02,020 won't regret it. 486 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:20,879 Beneath its shiny veneer lies a country still dealing with a deeply troubled 487 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:21,930 past. 488 00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:28,240 A country, in many ways, that remains divided, torn, hewn. 489 00:28:29,780 --> 00:28:36,579 But in a small corner of this fractured nation, this fractured America, two 490 00:28:36,580 --> 00:28:38,760 men have begun the healing process. 491 00:28:40,660 --> 00:28:45,020 Two men who have refused to live by society's rules. 492 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:51,399 To abide by the racism, the hatred, the ignorance to men who have learned to 493 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:58,080 live, work, laugh, cry, 494 00:28:58,420 --> 00:29:02,520 and love together. 495 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,750 Now, I'm not saying we need to be above the fold on this. 496 00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:12,210 I don't think you need a thermometer to know how hot this property is. 497 00:29:12,211 --> 00:29:15,869 What the hell are you doing? There he is, Eli. 498 00:29:15,870 --> 00:29:18,769 Meet Mr. Raymond Dobbs. Mr. Dobbs will be doing the piece on us. Phil, didn't I 499 00:29:18,770 --> 00:29:21,669 tell you I didn't want nothing to do with this, man? I was serious, man. I 500 00:29:21,670 --> 00:29:25,280 want no part of this. No disrespect to you. Yeah, I understand completely. 501 00:29:25,281 --> 00:29:28,549 You were the guy in that accident over off Joppa Road, right? 502 00:29:28,550 --> 00:29:29,389 Yeah, that was me. 503 00:29:29,390 --> 00:29:30,850 Yeah, we did a story on it. 504 00:29:31,530 --> 00:29:34,540 If you don't mind me asking, how's the recovery been going? 505 00:29:34,541 --> 00:29:36,249 Going pretty good. Thanks for asking. 506 00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:39,269 Mr. Dobbs, don't get distracted by the wheelchair. Focus on our differing skin 507 00:29:39,270 --> 00:29:42,970 colors. Yeah, look, I got a three o 'clock. I gotta run. 508 00:29:43,980 --> 00:29:45,180 We should talk sometime. 509 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:46,610 No problem. 510 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,980 Buzz myself. Let's get this deal done. 511 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,000 This is nice, isn't it? 512 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,980 Yeah. A couple of kids in love. 513 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:28,130 Did I not make it perfectly clear that we wanted no part in this snowball 514 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,040 Come on, scamper! Throw snowballs! 515 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:36,079 You two are being so static over there. Look, my wife and I are trying to have a 516 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,370 simple weekend here, and you're ruining it! 517 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,340 Okay, you're frightening me. Good! 518 00:30:40,620 --> 00:30:44,050 Good! If that's what it takes for us to be left alone, be frightened! 519 00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:47,239 Okay, sir, I'm going to ask you to take a step back. And if you don't, I'm going 520 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,379 to blow the safety whistle. 521 00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:50,040 Blow the damn whistle, Linda! 522 00:30:50,260 --> 00:30:51,310 Blow the whistle! 523 00:30:51,311 --> 00:30:54,439 Mike, you're screaming. That's right, I'm screaming! because Linda 524 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:57,820 Stephanopoulos here has ruined our weekend! 525 00:30:58,260 --> 00:30:59,880 Oh, I ruined your weekend? Yeah! 526 00:31:00,460 --> 00:31:04,539 No, you know what? You ruined your weekend, okay? I have been doing this 527 00:31:04,540 --> 00:31:08,240 years, and I know what people want more than they themselves do. 528 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:09,610 That's ridiculous. 529 00:31:09,611 --> 00:31:13,559 Oh, is it? You're a doctor? What do you do? Do you let your patients pick their 530 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:14,610 own treatments? 531 00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:16,350 Do you? 532 00:31:16,351 --> 00:31:17,419 That's different. 533 00:31:17,420 --> 00:31:20,310 No, it's not different. Because you know better than them. 534 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:24,999 So forgive me for trying to give you the benefit of my 17 years of experience in 535 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,050 the in -business. 536 00:31:26,780 --> 00:31:31,319 Forgive me for waking up at 5 o 'clock in the morning to catch you a trout so 537 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,959 that you could have something memorable for breakfast. 538 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,739 Forgive me for pressuring you to go snowshoeing when I happen to know that 539 00:31:37,740 --> 00:31:40,240 everybody that takes that trip ends up loving it. 540 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:44,440 In short, forgive me for caring about your weekend, okay? 541 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,210 Come on, people, let's go back to the front lawn. 542 00:31:58,570 --> 00:32:00,190 I don't like trout for breakfast. 543 00:32:01,450 --> 00:32:05,729 Oh. Can you believe that woman? She's so rude. Oh, my gosh. It doesn't get a 544 00:32:05,730 --> 00:32:09,229 choice in the matter, you know what I mean? It's a whole crazy thing. Why 545 00:32:09,230 --> 00:32:12,009 someone do something like that? I know, especially to Sarah, queen of bubble 546 00:32:12,010 --> 00:32:13,630 world. That's a snub. 547 00:32:13,930 --> 00:32:14,980 Don't snub a throat. 548 00:32:15,190 --> 00:32:16,240 No. 549 00:32:16,590 --> 00:32:18,770 Oh, my God, I'm evil. 550 00:32:19,550 --> 00:32:20,600 Well, what is it? 551 00:32:20,830 --> 00:32:25,149 Well, if Mary's mom doesn't want Aerith, say, in her little play group, we'll 552 00:32:25,150 --> 00:32:28,559 just have to make it so that every other kid would kill to play with her. 553 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:32,699 I'm not hearing the evil part. The evil part is we throw Sarah the best kids 554 00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:36,399 party. We dress up in crazy costumes and we play crazy games and we give boys 555 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:37,450 big bags of candy. 556 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:39,300 But it's an evil party? 557 00:32:39,620 --> 00:32:42,980 We invite every kid that Sarah knows except for Mary. 558 00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:46,670 Mary's mom didn't want them to play together. 559 00:32:46,860 --> 00:32:48,160 You are a horrible person. 560 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:49,730 I love it. 561 00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:54,279 I did it in high school. Cora Wilson tried to snub me, so I threw a toga 562 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,840 and I invited absolutely everyone but Cora. 563 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,210 Everyone. 564 00:32:59,490 --> 00:33:00,540 Huh. 565 00:33:01,390 --> 00:33:05,000 Well, I guess you must have a different definition of everyone than I do. 566 00:33:05,270 --> 00:33:08,530 Because I don't recall me inviting any toga party in high school. 567 00:33:09,050 --> 00:33:11,070 I think you may be right, Mr. Stevens. 568 00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:14,110 Please accept my sincerest apologies. 569 00:33:17,630 --> 00:33:18,680 Apology accepted. 570 00:33:21,930 --> 00:33:27,910 Come on, man. Just let it go. 571 00:33:27,911 --> 00:33:32,049 I can't let it go. I've never been so embarrassed in my life. I lost my cool, 572 00:33:32,050 --> 00:33:34,969 okay? You screamed at the top of your lungs at the nicest woman in the world. 573 00:33:34,970 --> 00:33:36,020 know. 574 00:33:40,270 --> 00:33:41,320 Sorry. 575 00:33:44,950 --> 00:33:51,650 This argument's been the most fun I've had since we're here. 576 00:33:52,950 --> 00:33:54,000 What? 577 00:33:54,150 --> 00:33:55,470 Yeah, because it's just us. 578 00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:00,960 Never dreamed to go on a vacation with the Jespersons. 579 00:34:01,970 --> 00:34:03,250 I came here to be with you. 580 00:34:11,610 --> 00:34:12,969 I'm your big moose. 581 00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:36,410 Check out my smile, Shirley. Check out that million -dollar smile. 582 00:34:36,411 --> 00:34:39,839 I'd put it closer to three or four hundred thousand dollars. 583 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,160 But the hat is spectacular. 584 00:34:41,260 --> 00:34:42,820 Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. 585 00:34:42,821 --> 00:34:43,779 Listen to this. 586 00:34:43,780 --> 00:34:47,499 Eli Goggins' hard -working, positive attitude makes him the linchpin that 587 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:48,580 Stucky Bowl together. 588 00:34:48,581 --> 00:34:50,178 It's true. 589 00:34:50,179 --> 00:34:53,129 You are the linchpin. Yeah, but I couldn't do it without you. 590 00:34:53,139 --> 00:34:55,020 You the glue. You my Shirley glue. 591 00:34:59,380 --> 00:35:00,430 Come on, Phil. 592 00:35:00,431 --> 00:35:02,319 Come on, man, check it out. 593 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,599 I'm trying to eat here, thank you. Dude, come on, man. It's not that serious, 594 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:06,539 man. 595 00:35:06,540 --> 00:35:07,379 No, it's not. 596 00:35:07,380 --> 00:35:08,820 You want me to look at it? Fine. 597 00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:10,550 I can handle that. 598 00:35:13,420 --> 00:35:14,740 Okay, that stings a little. 599 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,670 Here, chillin'. Have some fiddles. Ed, what are you supposed to be? 600 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:37,570 I'm a space cowboy. 601 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,120 Space cowboy? You'd be in a Wild West theme. 602 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:44,480 No, you'd be in a Wild West theme. I want another space. Hence, the 603 00:35:45,660 --> 00:35:48,120 There's no such thing as a space cowboy. 604 00:35:48,740 --> 00:35:49,790 Oh, really? 605 00:35:50,020 --> 00:35:51,220 I'll show you. Watch this. 606 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:52,570 Hey, kid. 607 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,560 Who wants to ride the space cowboy? 608 00:35:55,380 --> 00:35:57,080 I'm aboard his piggyback car. 609 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,800 Come on, now. Who wants to jump on there? 610 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,170 Okay. 611 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:04,490 Look what I made you. 612 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:09,640 It's a horse with a dog's face and giraffe's legs. It's very rare. 613 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:20,260 All right. It's got to go. Take a look at something. 614 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:22,730 Let's go. 615 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:28,920 Howdy. Big party, huh? Yes, big party. Yeah. 616 00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:30,380 Yeah, I guess I... 617 00:36:30,381 --> 00:36:32,079 I don't know what to tell you. 618 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:33,240 You know how kids are. 619 00:36:33,580 --> 00:36:34,630 Yeah. 620 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,090 What's up, sweetie? 621 00:36:37,140 --> 00:36:38,190 Oh. 622 00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:40,350 Watch out. 623 00:36:40,351 --> 00:36:43,159 I guess I better be heading back to the party. 624 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,390 Got to keep the kids safe from all the aliens. 625 00:36:51,220 --> 00:36:52,270 Space cowboy. 626 00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:57,800 Uh, Ms. Moriarty, maybe, um... 627 00:36:59,950 --> 00:37:01,910 Maybe Mary would like to join the party. 628 00:37:04,370 --> 00:37:05,420 She'd love to. 629 00:37:05,470 --> 00:37:06,520 I'm much obliged. 630 00:37:14,410 --> 00:37:16,070 You're my sweet lady, Nance. 631 00:37:19,610 --> 00:37:20,660 Nance. 632 00:37:21,130 --> 00:37:23,190 Oh, honey, time to sleep. 633 00:37:24,070 --> 00:37:26,360 Well, you don't want to hear my words of love? 634 00:37:27,390 --> 00:37:28,770 No, honey, not now. 635 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:31,650 write them down. 636 00:37:43,971 --> 00:37:45,659 Summer 637 00:37:45,660 --> 00:37:54,199 breeze 638 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,780 makes me feel fine. 639 00:38:09,650 --> 00:38:16,089 back in the magic bowl, and she jumped on Steve the flying dog, and they took 640 00:38:16,090 --> 00:38:17,550 off back to the castle. 641 00:38:17,990 --> 00:38:22,589 When they got back to the castle, the magic fish filled the entire castle up 642 00:38:22,590 --> 00:38:24,330 with candy, and there was a problem. 643 00:38:24,331 --> 00:38:27,969 These dogs couldn't eat chocolate, and Steve the flying dog was headed straight 644 00:38:27,970 --> 00:38:29,020 for a Kit -Kat. 645 00:39:00,791 --> 00:39:02,819 Look who's back. 646 00:39:02,820 --> 00:39:04,500 Hello. Do you have to be allowed in? 647 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,160 No, I came by just to say hi. 648 00:39:08,420 --> 00:39:10,760 Oh, any problem? How did the play date go? 649 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:15,039 Yeah, preschool scuttlebutt has it. Mary's a biter. I should say the play 650 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,720 bar's been raised significantly. 651 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,010 Well, 652 00:39:23,011 --> 00:39:25,079 we did it. We successfully parented a child. 653 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,119 That we did. 654 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,170 Yeah. 655 00:39:27,171 --> 00:39:31,319 You're going to make a really good dad someday. 656 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,039 I don't know about that, Carol. I think it was your mom's skills that got us 657 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,059 through this weekend. 658 00:39:35,060 --> 00:39:37,580 Actually, you may be right about that. 659 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,339 Yeah. Hey, do you want to go over to the diner and get a cup of coffee or 660 00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:44,390 something? 661 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,350 I'd love to. 662 00:39:46,620 --> 00:39:50,280 I'd love to. I have to go to the airport in Frankie. 663 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,200 Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. 664 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,530 I think the gang's meeting tomorrow at the Goat. 665 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:00,650 Yeah, right. 666 00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:03,020 So I'll see you there? 667 00:40:03,021 --> 00:40:04,289 Yes. 668 00:40:04,290 --> 00:40:08,840 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 52031

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