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Man, I got a problem. I need to discuss
it with someone. You got a problem. I'm
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here for you, buddy. What's wrong?
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The alphabet.
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The alphabet. Yeah, the alphabet.
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It's all screwed up. What are you
talking about?
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A, B, C, D. So far, so good, right?
Yeah. E, F, G, H.
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Not an H right there? That's the first
trouble spot. What's wrong with H? The
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other letters are named after what they
sound like. Yeah. B has a buh. D has a
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duh. Not an H. Where's the huh?
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An H. There is none. Exactly.
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So I've got to rename it he. Then you've
got A, B, C, D, E, F, G, he, I, J, K.
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You see what I'm saying? He? Yeah. And
then there's Q, which everybody knows
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sounds like wha, as in queen.
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So goodbye Q, hello Q.
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What is it, your new stand -up act? No,
I'm serious. It's like a grassroots
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campaign. Q, it's the right thing to do.
My heavens.
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The biggest problem of all, the one that
keeps me up at night. What's that?
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W. Who's a jackass called a W? Now I'm
calling it woo.
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Are we done?
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I should be called ye, now we're done.
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Ed, I think you ought to know that
Frankie is in your office bawling her
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out in a most unprofessional manner.
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Shall I fire her for you? Oh, man, it
must be about Leon.
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Ponce de Leon?
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Leon, her ex -boyfriend. I better go see
if she's okay. Thanks for the ride.
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Yeah.
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A, B, C, D, E, F, G, E, I, J, K, L, M,
N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U,
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V, U, X, Y, N, Z.
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the sky tonight there I can keep by
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your side watching the wide world riot
and
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hiding out I'll be coming
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What's the matter?
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Ed, you're back from lunch.
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Nothing. I'm fine.
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Let's work. Law time.
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Truth and justice.
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Let's do it. Well, how long is it? What
do you got there?
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A plane ticket to Houston for this
weekend. Leon sent it. How come?
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He wants me to fly down there so we can
try and work things out.
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Oh, you're going to go? Oh, yes.
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Yes. I've made my decision. I'm flying
down to Houston so we can try and work
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things out.
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Are you sure? Of course.
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I love Leon. Leon is amazing.
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Right, right.
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Amazing, but stubborn as a mule, which
is what triggered the whole breakup
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thing. But you know what? I can't blame
him for that, because I'm even stubborn,
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or I'm queen of the mules.
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Yet we always work things out. We always
have.
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So you and Leon have broken up and
gotten back together a few times?
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A few hundred.
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Gotcha. You know what? To be honest, Ed,
there's always been this little part of
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me that thinks...
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Maybe, just maybe, Leon isn't the one. I
mean, maybe he is, but maybe he isn't.
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Maybe the reason we keep getting back
together is... Thanks.
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Yeah.
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You know what? Don't go to Houston.
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What? Don't go to Houston. You're only
going to get sucked back in. Maybe it's
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time to move on.
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You think?
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Well, you know, it's just my advice. You
know, and you do whatever your heart...
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or your brain or whatever organ it is
that you trust tells you to do. But in
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experience, the relationships that you
have to struggle with, they never end up
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working out in the long run.
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The ones that work, well, they're just
plain work.
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So, how are things going with Sean and
Sean in the fire, Mom? Okay.
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I think it's enough to get me a little
smoker. Not just yet.
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Why? What are you waiting for?
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Oh, we're taking it slow. You know, his
wife just passed away a year ago, so,
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you know. Right.
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Although I do feel a first kiss coming
on. Really?
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Why is that? He invited me over to watch
the meteor shower with him.
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Oh, how romantic.
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Yeah, young Ryan will also be joining
us.
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Less romantic -o. It's all right. The
kid loves me. Besides, he's got to go to
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bed at some point, right?
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Hi, hi, Ryan.
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Hey, Miss Bessie. Hey, Ryan.
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Good afternoon, Principal Hudson.
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Getting psyched about those meteors?
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Oh, my.
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I'll see you.
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Like I said, kid loves me.
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Jerry, how's my man?
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Yeah. El Boogie, nothing but love for
you, honey.
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Berkowitz, how's about some kids in for
the chit -chat?
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Kaboom, y 'all.
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Kaboom, y 'all.
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Money Mark, you are looking spilt.
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What are you so obnoxiously happy about?
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You don't want to sit down for this.
There's nowhere to sit. With the floor.
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Stand on the floor. Sit somewhere. These
are new pants. I'm not doing that. All
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right, all right. You ready for this?
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Last night, I, Warren P. Cheswick,
became a man.
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You got bar mitzvahed?
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I lost my virginity.
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You did?
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To a girl?
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No, no, Vannikor. To a woman.
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To God's most perfect creation, Stella.
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Oh, crap.
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Nice going, Cheswick. I mean, she's...
Oh, careful, dog.
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That's my girlfriend you're talking
about.
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Your girlfriend?
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Uh, yeah.
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We had sex, didn't we?
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Yeah, but she's 28.
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We're both old souls.
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Plus, I'm in love, man. I'm in love.
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I'm in love. I'm in love.
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300 every time out. And it ain't Dick
Webber and it ain't Earl Anthony. It's
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Jesus. Yes, sir, folks. Jesus bowls a
perfect game every time out. Now, sure,
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'all might bowl 300 now and then,
friend, but can you do it every time?
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can. You watch old Jesus bowl the ball
in perfect form.
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Sir! Sir, are you okay? What happened?
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Well, there's been an accident. That's
a...
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God, I wrecked my car. Jeez, I wrecked
my damn car.
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You're okay? You can move? Yeah, I can
move. There's a patch of ice back there
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the size of the Cassian Sea.
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Hold on, you're going to be fine. I'm
fine?
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Because, like, my car is like a free
dog.
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I'm feeling dizzy.
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Yes, hello, listen, there's been an
accident on Route 327. Yeah, I mean,
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nine... Hey,
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get out of my lap!
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What are you doing?
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We've got to get to the thing that's
going to blow up. We've got to get out.
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got you. Come on, radio.
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I got my thumb on the rock.
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We got it when Ryan was seven. Did all
the research himself, picked out the
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one. That's amazing.
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Ryan, what's the magnification?
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The magnification is what makes little
itty -bitty things look like big giant
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things. Yeah, I know what the word
means. I was asking... It magnifies to
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times. It has a light grasp of 19 .6
square inches, a focal length of 1 ,540
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millimeters, an F ratio of F over 12 .1,
and a 6 by 30 finder scope.
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That answer your question?
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Yes. Super.
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Dad, can we go out? We're going to miss
everything.
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Yeah, in a minute, Ryan. Hey, why don't
you grab us a couple sodas?
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Coming right up.
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Sorry.
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Ryan and I haven't had a lot of, you
know, guests. Don't worry about it. It's
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fine. It must be weird having the
principal around.
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Exactly. And our friendship must be odd
for him.
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But he'll get used to it.
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Heads up!
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Hey there, Warren.
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You were thinking about me, weren't you?
I was reading my book.
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I am thinking about me, though, right?
Like when you come to a comma during the
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pauses?
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Guilty as charged.
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I can't stop thinking about you either.
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Last night was so awesome.
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You were like some rare mythological
creature, like Pegasus. Your silver
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bathed in the moonlight.
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haunches gleaming?
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My haunches?
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Will you listen to me?
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You see what you do to me?
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Lauren, I'm glad that you had a great
time last night. Oh, God, yeah, I did.
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And did you have fun, too? Absolutely.
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Yeah. So, um, did I, uh,
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did I do okay?
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You did great.
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I thought so. I thought so. I really
felt like I hit my groove, like around
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halfway point.
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Oh, I was going to ask you, where do you
want to live?
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Live? Yeah, when I graduate from high
school.
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Well, we could live anywhere, I guess.
But I was looking into Arizona.
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They have, like, these weird energy
vortexes. Sounds cool.
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Listen, Warren, I have to go. I have
some stuff to do. Okay, cool.
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Great. So tomorrow night?
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I can't.
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Carol's insisting that we have dinner.
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Speaking of Carol, I don't want her to
know about us.
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Oh, no problem.
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I can do that. So the night after that,
are we on?
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Sure. Great.
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Good night, Len. Good night, honey.
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You got him away from the car and no
more? Then I wrapped him in a blanket so
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wouldn't go into shock and I waited for
the ambulance.
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Is he going to be okay?
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Yeah, they said he'd be fine. He got
lucky, I guess. Yeah, lucky you drove
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You're a hero, a bona fide hero.
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I know what you're thinking.
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What's that? You're wishing the car had
blown up so you'd have a better story.
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How'd you know?
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I just knew.
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Oh, by the way, I took your advice.
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What? I returned the plane ticket to
Leon.
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Time to move on.
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Good, I think that's smart.
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Ed Stevens.
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That's me.
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You've been served.
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You're kidding me. Are you kidding? Are
you kidding me?
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What is it?
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Mr. Herzog, the guy I pulled from the
car, he's suing me for $10 ,000.
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Why? I broke his thumb.
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Teddy, my boy.
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So great to see you again. Can I call
you Teddy? No. I want to give you the
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benefit of the doubt, Jake, and assume
there's been some kind of
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misunderstanding here. No, Teddy, there
is not.
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Mr. Herzog, I pulled you out of a
flaming wreck, and now you're suing me?
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should thank him. He saved your life.
Like Ellie did. I came through that
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accident with barely a scratch, and then
this genius comes along and starts to
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get all heroic on my ass, and I look.
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Okay, look, I'm sorry I broke your
thumb, but come on. My client earns his
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living through the precision use of his
digits.
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His thumb will heal, but it will never
function again at full capacity.
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What are you, a classical pianist? No,
not exactly.
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A brain surgeon?
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You're getting warmer. What then? Mr.
Herzog is a very high -end, much -in
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-demand builder of ships and bottles.
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Ships and bottles?
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How is that warmer?
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Thumbs are his livelihood, Mr. Stevens.
There's a lot of tweezer work involved.
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I don't believe this. Now, I know that
you're a busy man, so I'm going to give
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you a chance to keep this out of court.
We'll settle for $8 ,000. No.
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You're not getting a dime out of me, for
fun's sake. And, Mr. Herzog, I'm the
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only guy that cared enough to pull over
on the side of the road and help you
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out. You ought to be ashamed of
yourself.
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We hear what you're saying.
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$7 ,500.
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Get out now. I'll see you in court.
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Looking forward to it, Teddy.
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When I get in a courtroom, I can't wait
to get in a courtroom with those guys.
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I'm going to... I don't know.
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There's no word. There's no word to what
I'm going to do to those guys. There's
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only a sound, and that sound is...
You're going to argue them?
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I didn't say, I said...
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Ed, forgive me if I'm out of place, but
have you ever heard the saying, he
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represents himself? As a fool for a
client. Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I
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know. But not this time. Not this case,
okay? This case is too important to
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trust some other lawyer.
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Not even me?
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You. Yeah.
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Let me represent you.
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I don't know, Frankie. I don't know. Why
not? You don't think I can handle it?
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No, it's not that. It's just, you've
never tried a case by yourself before.
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But you have to have your first one,
right? Don't you think I'm ready? Yeah,
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do think you're ready. I just... Ed!
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Let me help you.
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I'll give it everything I got.
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Okay.
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Arrgh!
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Close.
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Benicor. You look like Ratso Rizzo.
Yeah, I was up all night on the
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Check out what I made for Stella.
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The men of Warren Cheswick. Isn't that
great?
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Yeah, I borrowed costumes from the drama
club. I had a few of them around when I
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owned them.
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Good God.
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How adorable is that?
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She'll love it, right?
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You can't give her this, Warren.
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Why not?
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Because you're playing this the wrong
way. I mean, all the cutesy little
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all the lovey -dovey, oopy -goopy junk.
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You're going to smother the woman.
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You think?
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Yes. She is a worldly experience 28
-year -old, okay? You're acting like a
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who's just tasted his first snossage.
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Okay, calendar's out. Listen, we have a
date tonight. What should we do?
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How about dinner and a movie?
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No way.
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Too basic.
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I can take her to the film festival.
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Just take her to the smiling goat,
Cheswick, okay? Just hang out, talk, get
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know each other like normal adults.
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You're right, you're right. Okay, that's
what I'll do.
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Listen, uh, you sure about the calendar?
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Yeah, I'm sure.
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Stella!
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Oh, you're home. Hi, sister.
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Come on in. Sit down. Your meatloaf's
getting cold.
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Wow, meatloaf.
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What's the occasion?
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Oh, no occasion.
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Come on. The meatloaf, the fruit punch.
This is just like when you and Dad tried
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to talk me out of moving to Poland.
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Well, you can relax. I just want to, you
know, catch up a little.
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All right.
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So, um, how are things going?
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Great. Good.
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Good. What are you doing with yourself,
your days, really? You know, the usual.
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Training for the America's Cup.
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I guess, um, I was wondering if you had
given any thought.
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You know, your future job, that kind of
thing. I knew it.
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There truly is no such thing as a free
meatloaf.
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Stella, look, I know you're going to
kick and scream, but Miss McGreevy down
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the bookstore is hiring, and I know you
have bookstore experience, so I've
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got... You want me to apply?
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Actually, I set up an interview for you.
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Carol! What?
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What? I was at the bookstore. I saw the
sign that she was hiring. I thought that
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you... Yeah, yeah.
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Well... Would you, please, for me?
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Sure, Mom.
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Good.
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Oriental, I'm out.
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Wow.
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Good game, Molly. You really know what
you're doing. I just got lucky with the
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dice. And that concludes our post -game
wrap -up. Stay tuned for action news at
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11. So how'd you trounce us like that,
huh?
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Come on. Give it up. All right.
Truthfully, I had you guys from the
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picked our pieces. I call it thimble
theory.
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Thimble theory. Yeah. I chose the
thimble, the humble thimble, while you
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Ryan chose the top hat, the sports car,
prestige pieces.
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So? So, I knew you two would battle it
out over boardwalk and park place and
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the other fancy spots while I quietly
made my move and became a powerful
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slumlord.
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Slumlord is the only way to go in the
mouth of life.
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My God, this is humbling.
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Now, if someone challenges me for the
thimble, well, then I know I'm in
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You know, same with the iron and the
wheelbarrow. Of course, the Scotty Dog,
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well, the Scotty Dog's kind of a wild
card.
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You are a monopoly genius.
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Sexy, isn't it?
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Court is now in order.
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Mr. Herzog, when Mr. Stevens came over
to your car, what did he do?
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Well, he pulled me out of it.
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Did you ask him to pull you out of the
car?
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No. Did you say you needed his help?
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Not at all.
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You're a witness.
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There are flames coming up from the car.
The impact is severe.
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You didn't ask for help.
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Is it possible you weren't thinking
clearly at that moment, Mr. Herzog? No,
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was thinking clearly.
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But what if you had a concussion?
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I didn't have a concussion.
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How do you know?
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The impact was pretty big.
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Because I had an MRI done.
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Yes, you did, Mr. Herzog.
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You had an MRI.
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And why did you have that MRI?
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Wasn't it to be sure you didn't have a
concussion?
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So if you weren't sure whether or not
you had a concussion, is it reasonable
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expect that Mr. Stevens, would be sure
whether or not you had a concussion.
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And if you had had a concussion, isn't
it possible that you wouldn't have had
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the wherewithal to ask for help getting
out of a burning car?
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Mr. Stevens saw a man trapped in a
burning car.
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He didn't have an MRI machine with him.
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Objection. Withdrawn. Nothing further.
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Thank you, Ms. Hector.
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Court is in recess.
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Did you see me?
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I was like a junkyard dog in that court
earlier. You were. Not a regular dog.
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Nope. Not a show dog. Nope. A junkyard
dog. A junkyard dog. That's right, Pepe.
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Did you just call me Pepe? Yeah, I'm
drunk with success.
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Well, I think that's a good thing.
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What?
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For a second there, I just thought of
Leon.
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He would have gotten a kick out of
seeing me in court today.
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It's okay, though. I made the right
choice in staying here.
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Yeah? Oh, yeah.
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Stuckyville reminds me a lot of my
hometown in Maine. We had the friendly
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bar, the cool bowling alley. Not as cool
as this one. Thank you.
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You know what this town is missing is a
super cheap drive -in movie theater.
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Always cheered me up when things got
tough.
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Oh, yeah?
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What was your favorite movie at the old
super cheap?
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I can answer you in one word.
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Serpico. Thought 17 times.
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Is that right?
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Miss Hatcher, this came for you.
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Thank you.
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Frankie, what... It's private. Thank
you.
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Oh, step aside, people. Make way for the
hose man.
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You have something to say to me?
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No, I'm good.
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Look, I am sorry about the telescope.
I'm sorry that you missed the meteor
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shower. I know that you and your dad had
a tradition.
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No, that's incorrect.
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What? Me, my dad, and my mom had a
tradition.
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Now, are you going to punish me, or can
I go?
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I'm not going to punish you, Ryan.
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Why not?
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Because I just want to figure out a way
for the three of us to be friends.
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Friends? That's hilarious.
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You don't want to be friends with my
dad.
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Yes, I do.
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I do, Ryan. I just want the three of us
to... I saw you the other night. I saw
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you kissing him.
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That's why you're not going to punish
me.
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Look, Ryan, I... What are you doing?
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I'm standing on my chair.
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You're going to punish me now? I don't
think so.
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Ryan, get down.
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How about now, Principal Hudson, huh?
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Are you going to give me a detention?
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No. No!
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That's right. You're not. You know why?
Because you can't do anything. Because
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I'm untouchable. That's right. You can't
do anything.
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You can't do anything to me at all. What
are you going to do? You're not going
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to do anything. You're not going to do
anything at all because I'm untouchable.
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Mr. Noel, a month's detention starting
today. Now you better get his desk
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I call security.
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Now.
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I'm a huge cinema fan.
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00:22:57,181 --> 00:23:01,019
Yeah, I think I'd really like to direct
films one day. I mean, imagine yourself
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married to, like, the white Spike Lee.
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00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:04,340
Yeah, Spike Lee's cool.
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00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:07,919
Totally, yeah. Except for the way he
always calls the movies a joint.
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A what?
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00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,699
You know, it's always like, do the right
thing, a Spike Lee joint. It's so
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annoying. If I ever try and pull that
crap, you'll give me a reality check,
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right? Sure.
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Hey, everybody!
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Come on, this is so perfect. Over here,
adorable couple, over here.
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Oh, this is in the bag.
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00:23:52,779 --> 00:23:53,859
Frankie, where's Ed?
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Aha, you've noticed too. Noticed what?
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That Ed is gone.
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That Ed Stevens, lovable bowling alley
lawyer, has been snatched away and
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replaced by an evil robot hell -bent on
destruction.
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00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:05,770
Or should I say heck -bent? After all,
we're talking about Ed.
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What does he do?
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00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:09,900
Oh, no, I shouldn't. He's my boss.
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I completely understand.
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00:24:11,340 --> 00:24:14,830
No, no. You're supposed to say, screw
that, tell me. Screw that, tell me.
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00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,600
so Leon and I broke up, right?
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He sent me a ticket to Houston so we can
get together, try and work things out.
427
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,700
I'm all set to go when Ed pipes up,
tells me not to.
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00:24:22,701 --> 00:24:27,479
Why? Because you see, relationships you
have to struggle with never work out in
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the end.
430
00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:31,220
Who wants the work? Just plain work.
431
00:24:32,580 --> 00:24:36,250
Interesting. He must have hypnotized me
or something because I didn't go.
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00:24:36,460 --> 00:24:40,140
And now I got this letter from Neon
telling me how terrible I am.
433
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:41,550
And you know what?
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That's right.
435
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,959
I've been with the guy for three years.
I've got to just throw it away like
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00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:51,799
this. Frankie, have you tried calling
him? Yeah, about 30 times. He's done
437
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:52,850
me.
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00:24:53,180 --> 00:24:55,440
Wow. Why did I ever listen to that?
439
00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:58,700
Oh, jeez.
440
00:24:59,460 --> 00:25:04,119
Moving down to couple number two. Now,
Linda, we asked Jimmy for his favorite
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pizza topping.
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00:25:05,710 --> 00:25:06,760
What do you say?
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00:25:06,850 --> 00:25:08,050
This is an easy one.
444
00:25:08,390 --> 00:25:10,740
Because I'm going to fight him on it
every time.
445
00:25:12,190 --> 00:25:13,240
Anchovies.
446
00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:14,560
How about it, Jimmy?
447
00:25:14,690 --> 00:25:15,740
What can I say?
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00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:17,490
I love my chobies.
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A couple hundred points in the lead.
Moving down to couple number three.
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Stella.
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What's Warren's favorite pizza topping?
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00:25:28,770 --> 00:25:30,130
I take candy from a baby.
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00:25:32,770 --> 00:25:34,050
Pepperoni. What?
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00:25:34,610 --> 00:25:35,660
Oh.
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00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:38,230
You're supposed to know it.
456
00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:40,650
Mushrooms, you silly duck. You know
this.
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00:25:41,110 --> 00:25:42,310
But we've never ordered.
458
00:25:42,470 --> 00:25:45,420
Ah, enough of you, sweetie. You're in
the doghouse tonight.
459
00:25:46,390 --> 00:25:49,010
No sugar for you tonight. This is our
game, kids.
460
00:25:49,430 --> 00:25:53,289
Couple number two gets a free appetizer
of their choice. That's the game. Give
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it up for Linda and Jimmy.
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00:25:57,290 --> 00:25:59,690
That was so awesome.
463
00:25:59,950 --> 00:26:02,360
Don't want to tell our kids about this
one, huh?
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00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:04,530
We need to have a chat.
465
00:26:05,390 --> 00:26:11,249
What's wrong? Nobody saw us. I think you
and I have different interpretations of
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our night together.
467
00:26:12,510 --> 00:26:13,560
What do you mean?
468
00:26:15,090 --> 00:26:17,510
Well, you're coming on kind of strong.
469
00:26:18,270 --> 00:26:19,510
Oh, I'm sorry.
470
00:26:19,990 --> 00:26:21,830
It's not your fault.
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00:26:23,670 --> 00:26:29,330
I remember what it was like to be 18. I
remember, you know, my first time.
472
00:26:30,350 --> 00:26:32,490
Warren, I really like you.
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00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:34,940
And what happened between us was great.
474
00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:38,180
But we're not a couple.
475
00:26:39,420 --> 00:26:41,700
Wait, are you breaking up with me?
476
00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:45,020
We were never going out in the first
place.
477
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:49,820
I can do whatever you want. I can be
different.
478
00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:51,280
You shouldn't have to.
479
00:26:52,140 --> 00:26:55,480
I'm sorry, Warren. I didn't mean to lead
you on.
480
00:26:56,620 --> 00:26:58,560
I hope you'll forgive me.
481
00:27:10,811 --> 00:27:17,199
Mr. Stevens, when you saw Mr. Herzog in
that car, what did you think?
482
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,250
That I had to help him.
483
00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:19,590
Why?
484
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:24,659
Well, I could see it hit his head and
there were flames coming out from the
485
00:27:24,660 --> 00:27:26,819
of the car. I thought it was dangerous
to leave him in there.
486
00:27:26,820 --> 00:27:27,779
So what did you do?
487
00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:30,859
I tried opening the driver's side door,
but it was jammed. And then I saw more
488
00:27:30,860 --> 00:27:33,559
flames, so I had to pull him out through
the window. Unfortunately, he broke his
489
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:34,680
thumb. An accident?
490
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:36,440
Yes, an accident.
491
00:27:36,441 --> 00:27:38,759
Can someone please tell me what the case
is here?
492
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,979
If Mr. Stevens had done something wrong,
maybe there's a case. But what did he
493
00:27:41,980 --> 00:27:43,030
do wrong?
494
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,900
Nothing. Save it for the close,
Counselor. Sorry.
495
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,370
Couldn't keep it in.
496
00:27:54,380 --> 00:27:55,430
If Mr.
497
00:27:55,431 --> 00:27:59,279
Stevens had done something wrong, then
there'd be a case. I've got to remember
498
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,330
that.
499
00:28:00,420 --> 00:28:03,900
You testified that the door was jammed.
Is that right?
500
00:28:04,580 --> 00:28:10,220
Yes. If Mr. Stevens had done something
wrong, then there'd be a case.
501
00:28:10,970 --> 00:28:14,170
I'm sorry, my memory's so bad. Was it
jammed or locked?
502
00:28:14,430 --> 00:28:17,620
I believe it was jammed. Did you reach
inside the door and check?
503
00:28:17,621 --> 00:28:21,529
We've got the police report here if you
need to refresh your memory. There was
504
00:28:21,530 --> 00:28:22,069
no time.
505
00:28:22,070 --> 00:28:25,629
So if it was unlocked, then you could
have opened the door, gotten Mr. Herzog
506
00:28:25,630 --> 00:28:29,509
out, and he probably wouldn't have had a
broken thumb, right? Like I say, I had
507
00:28:29,510 --> 00:28:32,580
that quickly. What was that thing again?
See, I always forget.
508
00:28:32,950 --> 00:28:38,309
Right. If Mr. Stevens had done something
wrong, then there'd be a case. Enough
509
00:28:38,310 --> 00:28:39,450
with the theatrics, Mr.
510
00:28:39,530 --> 00:28:40,580
Fonseca.
511
00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:43,230
Nothing further.
512
00:28:50,431 --> 00:28:54,859
Okay, I'll see you tomorrow, then.
You're angry.
513
00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:57,459
No, no, I'm not. Yes, you are. You're
being passive -aggressive. If you're
514
00:28:57,460 --> 00:28:58,510
angry, just tell me.
515
00:28:58,511 --> 00:29:02,799
Okay, you want me to tell you? Yeah, I'm
angry. How could you give Fonseca an
516
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,309
opening like that? You set him up better
than Abbott set up Costello.
517
00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:06,990
I'm sorry. It was an honest mistake.
518
00:29:06,991 --> 00:29:10,589
That honest mistake is going to cost me
$10 ,000, which is going to make things
519
00:29:10,590 --> 00:29:12,949
more than a little awkward between the
two of us, which is why I didn't want
520
00:29:12,950 --> 00:29:14,369
on this case in the first place.
521
00:29:14,370 --> 00:29:15,930
I was just trying to help.
522
00:29:15,931 --> 00:29:20,249
Yeah, well, I guess sometimes there's a
difference between trying and helping.
523
00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:21,300
That is so true.
524
00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:23,909
What's that supposed to mean?
525
00:29:23,910 --> 00:29:27,089
Nothing. Nothing? Now who's being
passive -aggressive? It's nothing, Ed.
526
00:29:27,090 --> 00:29:28,469
come on, Frankie. Let's have it.
527
00:29:28,470 --> 00:29:32,149
Okay. You want to know why I screwed up
today? That's right. I'm so upset about
528
00:29:32,150 --> 00:29:33,830
Leon, I can't even think straight.
529
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,699
What about Leo? All he wanted was to
give things one more chance. One more
530
00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:40,839
chance and I wouldn't let him. And now
he is done with me for good and I might
531
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,130
just have made the biggest mistake of my
life.
532
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:44,900
And you're blaming me?
533
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,390
No, not at all. Why would I blame you?
You were just trying to help.
534
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:09,890
What you doing?
535
00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,879
Dish duty.
536
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,250
Ah, that's good. But can we do that one
more time, a little grumpier?
537
00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:17,220
Huh. Perfect.
538
00:30:17,620 --> 00:30:18,670
What's got you down?
539
00:30:19,620 --> 00:30:23,719
I had a battle royale with Frankie. You
know, she screwed up in court. I got a
540
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,819
little angry. She turns around and
blames it on me.
541
00:30:25,820 --> 00:30:27,440
Because you ruined her love life.
542
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:29,570
She told you?
543
00:30:29,780 --> 00:30:30,830
No.
544
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,010
Don't blame her.
545
00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:36,780
I pried it out of her. I'm very good at
prying. I am a regular Richard Pryor.
546
00:30:36,781 --> 00:30:39,319
You know what? She's being ridiculous,
okay? All I did was offer a little
547
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,639
advice. Just a little advice, okay? She
didn't even have to take the advice, all
548
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,999
right? I was just trying to help. It
turns out I'm biting the butt.
549
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,579
You were just trying to help? Yes.
550
00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:47,630
No. What? You weren't just trying to
help.
551
00:30:47,631 --> 00:30:51,059
You gave her that advice because you
don't want her to patch things up with
552
00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:51,999
Leon.
553
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,050
Why wouldn't I?
554
00:30:53,540 --> 00:30:54,920
Because you kind of like her.
555
00:31:00,140 --> 00:31:02,430
You think I'd do such a thing? So you
admit it?
556
00:31:02,431 --> 00:31:05,269
You kind of like her. I didn't mean
anything. I just said I wouldn't do such
557
00:31:05,270 --> 00:31:09,849
thing. No, maybe not consciously. No,
but you kind of like her. And I will
558
00:31:09,850 --> 00:31:11,050
you another thing. What?
559
00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:12,720
You got good taste.
560
00:31:12,970 --> 00:31:19,669
Because Frankie is cute and funny and
smart and sweet and... And
561
00:31:19,670 --> 00:31:22,070
she's not too screwed up to appreciate
you.
562
00:31:33,610 --> 00:31:35,470
Sounds like the perfect package to me.
563
00:31:58,870 --> 00:32:01,460
My cousin Jimmy once got a chestnut
stuck in his ear.
564
00:32:01,570 --> 00:32:02,620
Really?
565
00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:06,989
Mayday, she's not responding to the
Chestnut in the Ears story.
566
00:32:06,990 --> 00:32:08,040
Mayday.
567
00:32:09,050 --> 00:32:11,990
Now she's not responding to the fake
walkie -talkie gag.
568
00:32:13,230 --> 00:32:16,780
I was wondering if maybe we shouldn't
just put the brakes on that thing.
569
00:32:18,290 --> 00:32:19,340
What?
570
00:32:19,610 --> 00:32:20,660
Oh,
571
00:32:20,930 --> 00:32:23,410
that was a pretend Mayday. This is a
real Mayday.
572
00:32:24,050 --> 00:32:27,970
I'm just... Right now, we're only in
this toe -deep.
573
00:32:28,650 --> 00:32:29,850
Because of Ryan, right?
574
00:32:29,851 --> 00:32:33,719
I gave your son detention. He hates me,
and I really don't know what to do about
575
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,540
it. I'm glad you gave him a detention.
576
00:32:35,780 --> 00:32:39,959
He deserved it. Yeah, but think about it
from his side. I mean, first he loses
577
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,800
his mom, and then he sees his dad
kissing his principal.
578
00:32:43,980 --> 00:32:45,030
What about my side?
579
00:32:47,020 --> 00:32:49,670
He's not the only one that lost
something, you know?
580
00:32:52,340 --> 00:32:53,390
I like you, Molly.
581
00:32:56,780 --> 00:32:57,830
I like you, too.
582
00:32:59,850 --> 00:33:01,630
But I... There are no buts.
583
00:33:03,590 --> 00:33:05,030
We'll figure it out with Ryan.
584
00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:07,200
How?
585
00:33:07,610 --> 00:33:08,660
I don't know.
586
00:33:10,450 --> 00:33:11,500
It's a process.
587
00:33:12,410 --> 00:33:13,490
It's a process.
588
00:33:16,450 --> 00:33:22,270
Okay, we'll figure this out.
589
00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:25,809
Do you want to hear the chestnut story?
590
00:33:25,810 --> 00:33:26,629
Not really.
591
00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:28,290
What? Of course I do.
592
00:33:30,689 --> 00:33:31,739
Stella!
593
00:33:33,130 --> 00:33:34,230
I was worried.
594
00:33:34,231 --> 00:33:37,809
Mrs. McGreevey called from the
bookstore. She said you never showed up
595
00:33:37,810 --> 00:33:38,889
interview. What happened?
596
00:33:38,890 --> 00:33:40,869
Yeah, something came up. What? What
happened?
597
00:33:40,870 --> 00:33:42,149
Can we talk about this later?
598
00:33:42,150 --> 00:33:43,969
No, I want to talk about this right now.
599
00:33:43,970 --> 00:33:46,250
Don't you mean right now, young lady?
What?
600
00:33:46,490 --> 00:33:49,860
You've been mothering me ever since I
got back. It's driving me nuts.
601
00:33:50,030 --> 00:33:52,380
I'm not mothering you. I'm just... You
are, Carol!
602
00:33:52,381 --> 00:33:56,129
Which was great when I was 12 years old,
but I'm not 12 years old anymore.
603
00:33:56,130 --> 00:33:59,189
I'm simply trying to help you formulate
a plan. What is so wrong with that?
604
00:33:59,190 --> 00:34:03,629
I can make my own plans. I can run my
own life. I have yet to see any evidence
605
00:34:03,630 --> 00:34:05,670
of that. Get out of my face.
606
00:34:07,550 --> 00:34:10,590
Get out of my face. Are you sure you're
not 12 anymore?
607
00:34:22,989 --> 00:34:24,039
I'm sorry.
608
00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:27,709
You and Leon, that was none of my
business. I should have kept my stupid
609
00:34:27,710 --> 00:34:28,289
to myself.
610
00:34:28,290 --> 00:34:32,488
No, you shouldn't have. No, don't say
that. I was an idiot, and I am truly
611
00:34:32,489 --> 00:34:33,539
sorry.
612
00:34:34,270 --> 00:34:37,190
I'm miserable about it. All rise.
613
00:34:41,770 --> 00:34:43,350
Closing argument, Mr. Fonseca?
614
00:34:43,830 --> 00:34:44,880
Be seated.
615
00:34:46,489 --> 00:34:47,539
Your Honor?
616
00:34:48,230 --> 00:34:49,550
Ladies and gentlemen...
617
00:34:49,900 --> 00:34:53,939
There's no dispute that on the night of
the accident, Mr. Stevens had good
618
00:34:53,940 --> 00:34:57,979
intentions. But there's a limit to what
good intentions can justify, especially
619
00:34:57,980 --> 00:34:59,030
in a court of law.
620
00:34:59,260 --> 00:35:04,439
You go see a doctor about a stuffy nose
and he treats it by cutting it off, then
621
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,360
who cares how good his intentions are?
622
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:12,239
When Mr. Stevens got involved, he took
on a very big responsibility, and with
623
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:15,720
his reckless behavior, he failed to live
up to that responsibility.
624
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,900
This case is that simple.
625
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,130
Thank you.
626
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:24,490
Ms. Hector.
627
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:27,440
Thank you, Your Honor.
628
00:35:31,940 --> 00:35:36,999
My first ever closing argument, and it
may be my last, so I'm lucky I've got
629
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,620
something very important to say.
630
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,740
Ed Stevens is not a perfect guy.
631
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,500
I know this from personal experience
because he's my boss.
632
00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:47,760
But none of us are perfect.
633
00:35:48,770 --> 00:35:49,820
Except for you, sir.
634
00:35:50,170 --> 00:35:51,220
And you, ma 'am.
635
00:35:51,610 --> 00:35:53,950
And, well, maybe not you.
636
00:35:55,610 --> 00:35:58,790
But what matters the most is that we
try.
637
00:35:59,430 --> 00:36:02,110
When there's a person in need, we try to
help.
638
00:36:02,870 --> 00:36:03,920
Or do we?
639
00:36:03,921 --> 00:36:07,829
How many times have you seen somebody
pulled over on the side of the road and
640
00:36:07,830 --> 00:36:09,290
you just drove on by?
641
00:36:10,830 --> 00:36:12,250
Yeah, me too.
642
00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:14,970
Ed Stevens doesn't just drive by.
643
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:16,550
Ed Stevens stops.
644
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:20,360
Imperfect though he may be, he's the
kind of guy who stops.
645
00:36:20,361 --> 00:36:23,759
Ladies and gentlemen, let's not punish
him for that.
646
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:27,180
Because if you do, he might stop
stopping.
647
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,200
And that would be a shame for all of us.
648
00:36:32,820 --> 00:36:33,870
Thank you.
649
00:36:49,501 --> 00:36:52,659
I'll be at the goat having dinner.
650
00:36:52,660 --> 00:36:54,890
I'll be here on the couch disappointing
you.
651
00:36:57,580 --> 00:36:58,630
Goodbye.
652
00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:01,010
Yeah.
653
00:37:52,230 --> 00:37:53,610
I think this has been done.
654
00:37:54,790 --> 00:37:55,990
Everything's been done.
655
00:37:56,110 --> 00:37:57,550
And you got this song wrong.
656
00:37:57,551 --> 00:38:00,589
Don't say anything against Peter
Gabriel.
657
00:38:00,590 --> 00:38:02,270
I was just trying to make it my own.
658
00:38:05,350 --> 00:38:06,400
I know.
659
00:38:06,510 --> 00:38:10,529
I know I'm too young for you. I know you
don't want to be my girlfriend. I know
660
00:38:10,530 --> 00:38:16,050
how ridiculous and absurd this is, but I
can't help it.
661
00:38:18,050 --> 00:38:19,230
I have to do it.
662
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,620
The only girl you ever slept with.
663
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,900
I want to kiss your eyes.
664
00:38:28,300 --> 00:38:29,350
I'm not awesome.
665
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:33,530
I'm nothing.
666
00:39:11,630 --> 00:39:13,850
Got about an hour before Carol comes
home.
667
00:39:42,570 --> 00:39:43,620
It's snowing out.
668
00:39:43,621 --> 00:39:48,289
Ed, I want to pay you back for the money
you lost. If you dock my paycheck, $250
669
00:39:48,290 --> 00:39:51,780
for the next 40 weeks, that'll be the
full $10 ,000. Forget it. It's okay.
670
00:39:51,781 --> 00:39:52,509
I insist.
671
00:39:52,510 --> 00:39:53,950
It's my fault we lost the case.
672
00:39:53,951 --> 00:39:56,949
Oh, I forgot to factor in interest. Do
you know the current interest rate?
673
00:39:56,950 --> 00:39:58,000
Come with me.
674
00:39:58,001 --> 00:39:59,089
Where are we going?
675
00:39:59,090 --> 00:40:00,140
For a little drive.
676
00:40:00,910 --> 00:40:02,710
You're going to bury me in the desert.
677
00:40:09,290 --> 00:40:10,340
Where are we going?
678
00:40:11,210 --> 00:40:12,260
Hop in.
679
00:40:26,460 --> 00:40:27,840
Hold on, we're almost there.
680
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,660
But we haven't even left yet.
681
00:40:30,660 --> 00:40:31,710
I know.
682
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,340
Ed? Sit tight.
683
00:40:48,220 --> 00:40:49,270
Frankie? Yeah?
684
00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:56,319
That money I lost, it's just money. I'll
survive. But you and Leon, that's your
685
00:40:56,320 --> 00:41:02,980
life. And for whatever it's worth, I
want you to know that I'm here for you.
686
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:04,490
Anything you want.
687
00:41:04,660 --> 00:41:05,710
Anything I can do.
688
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,080
That is so sweet.
689
00:41:14,980 --> 00:41:16,200
So, what are we...
690
00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:18,950
Any second now.
691
00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:32,100
Oh, my God.
692
00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:34,280
Is it? Yep.
693
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:38,600
At the Stucky World Drive -In.
694
00:41:38,650 --> 00:41:43,200
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