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Previously on Ed... Everything's so
crazy between us now, ever since we
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at the church. You like him, don't you?
I thought I did. I screwed it up
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somehow. I'm the world's biggest loser.
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No, you're not.
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You're amazing.
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Fine, but there's only one thing that
can make a man worry about his past, and
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that's when he sees you slipping away.
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We've been talking about moving in
together.
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I'm in love with her, you know.
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Hey, look.
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Come out of the jewelry store.
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Did you sell a ring to a man named
Dennis Martino? He just bought an
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stunning ring.
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No more pencils, no more books, no more
us dirty looks.
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Come on, get into it. I'm into it. You
don't look like you're into it. This is
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what I look like when I'm into
something.
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That's true.
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Yeah.
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Ten bucks to wolf whistle to a man.
Mike.
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Not only am I in the polar opposite mood
of the right mood for a bet, but that
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particular bet is way over the line. We
never really established the line. It's
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over an inconceivable line.
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You got any plans this evening?
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No. Good. I made us a reservation at
Maison Grand -Denis. Oh, really? What's
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occasion? No occasion, but there is
something I would like to discuss with
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Something good or something bad? Oh,
something good. What is it?
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I'll tell you at dinner. Give me a hand.
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Come on, tell me.
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Please, tell me.
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Oh, tell me what?
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Hey, Ed, Mike, Dennis, what's the big
commotion?
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It's nothing.
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Nothing? Nothing.
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Okay, well, have a good day, you guys.
See you guys. Bye, Dennis. Excuse me.
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Bye.
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It's not nothing.
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It's definitely not nothing.
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Hey, Ed.
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I'll be put in a normal sort of
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He's stocking the bar. Thank you.
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Molly, I heard that you're going to be
one of the talent show judges at the
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fair. That is correct. I also heard that
first prize would be key to Stuckyville
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and a 10 % discount at all Stuckyville
merchants for a full year, except for
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McGinty's cheese shop, because Mr.
McGinty claims his religion forbids the
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discounting of cheese.
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Also correct.
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Do you think I have a chance to win?
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What's your talent? I can fall without
bracing myself.
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I'm not sure that that's a...
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Was that anything?
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Yeah? Good.
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So I bumped into Carol and Dennis this
morning.
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It looked like something was up. What
kind of something? I don't know. Do you
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know?
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What? Just making conversation.
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Okay, well, she did say that he was
taking her to dinner tonight. Dinner,
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really? Where's he taking her? Maison
Grenouille. Maison Grenouille.
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Yeah, why?
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Well, it's a fancy restaurant. It's the
fanciest in town. Fancy, fancy, fancy.
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Bake their own fancy dinner rolls, serve
the butter in the fancy little tubs
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instead of the non -fancy pre -packaged
pats. Ed, what is the matter with you?
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Nothing. Nothing's the matter.
Everything's fine. I just... I gotta...
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Let's go to the school, shall we?
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I just came from the school. No, I know,
but let's go to the school. Why?
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Little Bertie told me they got a new
pommel horse. Ed, what are you talking
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about? We're going to meet Mike and
Nancy at the pie shop. Yeah, you can
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them. I gotta go to the school.
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Okay. Ed. What? What the hell is the
matter with you? Nothing. I just gotta
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to the school.
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Warren.
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Hey, Chetwick, come on. You can't ignore
me forever.
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Would you let me explain what happened,
please?
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Okay, you want to call me Tubby? Will
that make you feel better? Go ahead,
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me Tubby. Warren, we have to talk about
this. No, I'm not going to talk to you.
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I'm not going to talk to you. You are
dead to me. The instant your lips came
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contact, you vanished from Warren
Cheswick's universe.
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What are we going to do?
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You got me, Tubby.
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I said he could call me Tubby.
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Ed Stevens is here to see you.
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Send him in, Eunice.
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Dennis, nice to see you. Hey, yeah.
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What's up?
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Oh, not much. Thought I'd swing by the
old alma mater and soak up some end -of
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-the -year excitement.
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Okay.
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And I'm thinking of getting a spider
plant for my office. Carol mentioned
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you had a nice spider plant, so I
thought I'd come by and check it out.
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Be my guest? Yeah.
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Let's check it out.
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That's about right.
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They really do look like spiders, don't
they? Yeah.
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Listen, Ed, was there anything else?
Because I'm kind of busy. No, no, it's
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fine.
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Yeah, you know, actually, there was one
more thing. Word is you're taking Carol
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to Maison Grenouille tonight. I'm going
to need to know why.
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Excuse me?
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Well, it's a special occasion. Big news,
what?
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How is that any of your business?
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Well, if it's a special occasion, I'm
going to have to order a cake, and the
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bakery's going to want to know what to
write on the top of the cake. There's
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some lead time involved.
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Sorry, you're going to buy a cake
because I'm taking Carol out to dinner?
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You like marzipan?
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What the hell is this about? What's it
about?
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What do you mean, what's it about? Does
everything have to be about something? I
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don't think so.
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Ed, will you excuse me? I have to be
someplace.
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Yeah, no, no. Sure, go ahead.
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See you.
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All right, I'll see you all tomorrow for
our last class of the year, or as I
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like to call it, a complete and utter
waste of time.
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Warren, would you stay a sec, would you?
Something wrong?
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Let's just wait till everybody's gone.
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Oh, yeah, okay.
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I asked you to stay back as a favor to a
couple of people who really need to
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talk to you guys.
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Oh, come on.
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Warren, give him a chance.
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You want to talk?
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Talk your brains out. Go ahead. You have
my full attention.
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The kiss was meaningless.
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Meaningless. It's fascinating.
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We were both feeling a little emotional,
and it just sort of happened, but it
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meant nothing. Nothing. Is that right?
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Will wonders never cease? We are not.
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Together, okay? We're not a couple.
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It was just one kiss.
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Come on, man. We've been friends too
long.
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No, no, I'm sorry. You guys are not my
friends.
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In fact, I think it's time I got myself
some new friends.
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Excuse me.
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Good day, everybody. I'm Warren
Cheswick, and I'd like to be your
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I'm very fond of enormous pants, music
that combines elements of heavy metal
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rap, and most of all, skateboarding.
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May I?
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Thanks, dude.
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See this?
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I don't need you two.
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See, I'm part of the skateboarding
subculture now.
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Subculture that values things like
loyalty, things like trust.
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Dude, you suck, man.
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Did you hear that? Huh? That's honesty.
That's skateboarding honesty.
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All right, dudes, what's going on
tonight, huh? What do we got going?
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All right.
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Reservation's for 8 o 'clock.
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It's 8 .03. Yep.
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He could be proposing to her at this
very moment.
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Are they going to wait at least until
they're finished with the appetizers? I
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don't know.
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I would. You would. Dennis, who knows?
The man is unconventional. That's true.
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He's probably unbending me right now as
we speak.
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Or unbending me.
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Unconventional.
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You know, Mike, I can't believe this is
happening. Of course it's happening.
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What? Where were you when Carol met
Dennis?
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Where were you when Carol fell in love
with Dennis? You spent an entire year of
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your life pretending you don't want
them.
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I don't want her, okay? I just... I
don't want to lose her.
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Well, you're about to.
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Nope.
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No, I'm not, Mike.
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Let's go.
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Where are we going?
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Maison Grenouille. I'm going to stop
this thing.
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Oh, excuse me.
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We're friends again. I hope you're
happy. Thank God. He's finally seen the
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light. Hey, I haven't seen the light,
okay?
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Then what are you doing here?
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I don't have anyone else to hang out
with.
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Oh, yeah, that's really funny. Ha, ha,
ha. Woo -hoo.
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Laugh it up. Come here, son.
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That really didn't mean anything.
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Everything's just as it was before.
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All right, whatever.
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Forget it.
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I already have, right?
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Forgotten. Come on.
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Let's go to the goat. Buy you some fried
zucchini.
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All right.
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Oh, hey, Vanniqua.
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Could you get in the middle?
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Why? It's symmetry.
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Symmetry!
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Thank
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you.
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Thank you.
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I can see her finger. There's no ring in
her finger. It's not too late.
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Hi, Miss Sangre, are we?
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I need to speak to Dennis Martino. He's
a silver -haired gentleman dining with a
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lovely blonde fraline.
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Thank you.
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Mr. Martino, you have a telephone call.
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In general.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, boy.
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All right.
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I'm going in. Wish me luck.
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Hello.
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Mr. Martino, this is Lamar Ferguson.
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I'm the father of one of your students.
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Lamar Ferguson, Jr.
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Cal.
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What are you doing here?
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Carol, I got something I need to say to
you.
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What is it?
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Try the consomme.
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What? Try the consomme. Order the
consomme. This restaurant serves a fine
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consomme. It's a joke because I don't
get it. Dennis,
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Dennis, there you are. There's Dennis.
Hey, enjoy your braised short ribs.
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Try to consummate. Don't fill up on
bread. Good night.
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Carol. Yeah.
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I think we should talk about Ed. Yeah.
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Yeah, why is he acting so weird?
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I don't have the penis idea.
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Really?
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Well,
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I don't want you to rehash your whole
story with him, but there's one thing I
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need to know.
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What's that?
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Is there still something between you
two?
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To be perfectly honest, Dennis, yes.
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I think there will always be something
between me and Ed, but that something is
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friendship.
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It's a special, unusual, complicated
friendship.
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Nothing more.
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Nothing more.
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And nothing less.
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In spirit of honesty, I think there's
something you should know.
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What's that?
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A few weeks ago, I fell back into some
old habits.
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You were drinking?
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Yeah, for about three days.
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I knew there was something wrong.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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I was terrified.
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Don't ever be afraid to tell me
anything.
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Sorry.
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Is that what you wanted to tell me
tonight?
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Yeah.
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What is it?
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After dessert.
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Hey, listen, man.
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Before she gets back, I just want to
tell you, I'm really glad we got through
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this thing.
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Yeah, me too. I really feel like this
could be a turning point for me and
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You do?
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Yeah. We've been such good friends for
so long, it's just been, like, confusing
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throwing ourselves into this romance.
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It's like, are we friends? Are we
lovers?
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What the devil are we?
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But now, because of what happened,
everything's just out on the table.
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Right. Yeah, I really think it's for the
best.
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Yeah, no, I... That's great.
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She's a good kisser, huh?
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I guess.
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Hiya, dog!
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Little D and Chess Cat.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Keeping it real and holding it down.
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Smiling Gizzo. She's engaged.
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Right now, Carol Bessie is engaged. We
married to Dennis Martino.
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It's odd, isn't it? The way things work
out.
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You don't know that for sure.
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Of course I do. He was eating braised
short ribs.
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A man doesn't order braised short ribs
unless there's a very special occasion
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involved. So we're not going to do
anything about it. Because she's my
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What am I supposed to say, Mike? Hey,
Carol, don't marry Dennis Martinez. We
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ruin a perfectly good friendship by
pursuing a romance, and neither of us is
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really sure we want. Yeah?
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Just couldn't do it, Mike. I just
couldn't do that to him.
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Well, I guess the point is Moot.
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Why? Why Moot? You think she's engaged?
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I don't know. I'm sure Molly comes.
She'll know.
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Dennis Martinez.
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All people.
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You think it weren't going to be me, at
least be a super cool, handsome type.
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What?
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You think Dennis Martino's a typical
handsome type?
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You said he was cool.
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But not handsome.
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You think he's handsome?
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I'm just a guy building a stage for a
talent show. Tell me if you think Dennis
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Martino's handsome.
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He's an attractive man.
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Are you serious?
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Attractive? What about Dennis Martino's
attractive?
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Hey, come on. What? I'm asking your
opinion. What about Dennis Martino's
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attractive?
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He's got nice eyes.
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Think they might be hazel?
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I have the five brand new bowling pins
you requested. Sorry, Shirley, I need
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ones with the red stripes. They've got
to match the uni.
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What's all this?
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This, dear Kenneth, is how I'm going to
win the talent contest.
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Riding and juggling, my friend.
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You can't do that. Oh, but I can. Let me
see.
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I'll have to prove anything you see
tomorrow night.
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Forget the unicycle. Let me see you
juggle. No. Let me see you just throw
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pin in the air and catch it. Kenneth,
your skepticism is noted. Not a scamper
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long, won't you?
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I wish I had a mallet.
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Come on, man.
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Don't sneak up on me like that.
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I haven't been able to sneak up on
anyone since the fourth grade.
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You know what? I'm thinking the
Stuckyville affair might just be what
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relationship with Diane out of neutral.
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Since the beginning of time, women have
never been able to resist rides and
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candy. We got a problem.
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Oh, yeah?
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What kind of problem?
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I'm in love with Diane Snyder.
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What? I'm in love with Diane Snyder.
Diane, you're just friends. You said so
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yourself. I know I said that, but the
truth is I'm in love with Diane Snyder.
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can't help it. Of course you can. You
can help it. I can.
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Yes, you can. You just help it.
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The heart wants what the heart wants.
What does that mean?
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It means I'm in love with Diane Snyder.
Stop saying that, please.
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I know you and I are friends.
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That's right, we're friends. And
suddenly you're interested in my lady?
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You're interested in my lady? You are
interested in my lady? Calm down, Joe
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Pesci. She's not exactly your lady. No,
you can't do this. Why not? Because if
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you go out with Diane Snyder, it means
the terrorists win.
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What? That's right.
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What? You said you two have been stuck
in neutral. Admit it just ain't
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happening. Let someone else have a few
cuts at the plate.
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Does Diane know about your little
feelings for her?
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No. This is crazy. This is crazy because
you're the one that told me I should go
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out with her in the first place.
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It's because I didn't think I had a
chance.
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Oh, and now?
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Now you think you have a chance against
Warren P. Cheswick?
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Are you kidding me?
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Are you aware that I happen to be one of
the greatest lovers of our time?
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Yeah, it was a question on Jeopardy.
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Okay, well, hey, good luck to you, my
friend.
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I'll see you at the fair.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Yeah, whatever.
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What about the silver hair? You cool
with that?
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Ed. Well, no, you're going to call a guy
attractive, then let's deal with the
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whole picture. I'm really saying, the
guy's got silver hair.
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What is it? Molly said she's got Carol
with her. Carol wasn't supposed to be
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here. Why is Carol here? She probably
came to chip in. Can you see her ring?
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From here?
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What about her post -engagement glow?
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And now let's be busy.
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Hey, guys, seriously, I cannot thank you
enough.
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Oh, yeah, not a problem, Molly. Oh, hey,
Carol.
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Ed? Hmm?
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Can I talk to you for a moment?
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Alone, if we could?
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Sure.
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Okay, now we're alone.
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So what seemed to be on your mind?
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I wanted to talk to you about some
stuff.
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Oh, you come across the new mosquitoes?
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New mosquitoes? Yeah, they're from
Belgium.
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It's all over the news. These new
Belgian mosquitoes. They come in, they
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you on your hand, you're dead in six
hours. Luckily, I'm clean.
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I'm good. Let me check you out. Let me
check you out. You're telling me that
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there's mosquitoes from Belgium here in
Stuckyville. Yeah, they come over in El
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Nino, I guess. It's new Lyme disease,
you know, and so they get you on the
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Take a look at your hands. It's a
checkerboard rash with a bullseye rash
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of it, a welch.
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Ed, this is exactly what I wanted to
talk to you about.
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You wanted to talk to me about the
Belgian mosquitoes? No, no, about the
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you're acting. You've been behaving very
oddly. I mean, what was the whole deal
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with the consomme the other night? I
don't know.
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Consomme doesn't get us doers. It's the
Scotty Pippin of soups.
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Ed.
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It's me.
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Tell me what's bothering you.
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Nothing.
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Okay, um... Last night, uh... Dennis
asked me, uh...
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Dennis asked me to go away with him for
the summer.
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Are you doing that? Yes. Great, wow.
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Yeah, we're going to drive across the
country together.
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But make sure you get a triptych.
They're very helpful.
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Ed, we've been here before, and I know
that sometimes things can get weird at
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times. No, no, no, not at all, not at
all, not weird at all. Very un -weird,
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actually. School's out, summer break,
big vacation plans, all makes sense.
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got to go.
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All right, make sure you have Phil
Stubbs in big letters across the chest,
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then Phil Stubbs again across the back.
Got that, Antonio?
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My name is Gus.
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If you don't mind, I like my tailors to
be called Antonio.
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New uniforms for the bowling alley?
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No, Bosco.
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00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:28,889
This is what I'm going to be wearing
when I am named the most talented man in
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Stuckyville and given the key to our
fair city.
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I'm a showman by nature.
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What do you think, Shirley?
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I feel a wave of great embarrassment on
Phil's behalf.
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Oh, put.
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00:20:41,090 --> 00:20:43,920
Hey, Antonio, get a little friendly with
the jock there.
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You and me got to dose the lady
troubles.
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What you got there?
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It's the good stuff.
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00:20:57,531 --> 00:20:59,979
Grab a seat, cowboy. Let's let the hooch
help us forget.
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00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:00,779
Where'd you get that?
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00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:02,950
Oh, you got a bar over there. Okay,
that's it.
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00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,480
Oh, I told him I was 37.
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00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:06,370
Oh, thanks, boy.
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00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:08,270
What are you doing?
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00:21:08,271 --> 00:21:11,159
Come on, man. We got to get sloppy drunk
and talk about the women that done us
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00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,420
wrong. That's what guys do.
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00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:15,730
I would love to commiserate with you,
but right now I got... Dennis.
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00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:17,190
Ed.
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00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:18,850
Hey.
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00:21:19,051 --> 00:21:21,549
Anybody want a cocktail?
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I need to speak with Ed right now.
Anything you have to say to Ed, you can
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right in front of me. Fine.
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Is there
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any chance you guys are going to fight?
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00:21:35,070 --> 00:21:36,120
Bye, Warren.
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00:21:36,121 --> 00:21:39,709
Make no trouble? I just bumped into a
guy from a jewelry store who said
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was poking around trying to find out if
I bought an engagement ring.
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00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:43,970
Would that happen to be you?
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00:21:45,230 --> 00:21:46,280
Yeah.
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Let me tell you something, Ed. This
little lost shucks.
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00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,539
Good guy routine of yours doesn't play
with me at all. So the next time you
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00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:55,359
like sticking your nose into my
business, I want you to think long and
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about it. Do you understand me?
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00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,599
Settle down, tough guy. Tough guy? Yeah,
look, I saw you going to a jewelry
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store. My curiosity got the best of me.
I apologize, but don't come in here and
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00:22:02,860 --> 00:22:03,940
start threatening me.
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00:22:03,941 --> 00:22:06,519
Just make sure you keep your nose out of
my business.
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00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,510
You just make sure you do right by
Carol.
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00:22:08,511 --> 00:22:12,039
Are you kidding me? No, no, I'm not
kidding you. I care about Carol. I want
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see someone take care of her.
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00:22:13,420 --> 00:22:13,979
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Freeze.
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Time out. Stop the clock.
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If you think I'm going to stand here and
listen to you give me the Carol's my
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friend and I care about her and you
better be good to her or I'm going to be
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00:22:22,420 --> 00:22:25,819
really, really mad speech, then you've
been listening to bowling balls hit pins
437
00:22:25,820 --> 00:22:28,299
too long. You might not want to hear it,
but it's true. I know her better than
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you. She's more fragile than you might
think.
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00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:31,920
You don't get it, do you?
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00:22:31,921 --> 00:22:32,679
Get what?
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00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:36,110
It's over, Ed. That's what's going on
between you and Carol. It's over.
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00:22:36,111 --> 00:22:38,679
You know, there may have been a chance
for you back when you were strutting
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around like King Arthur.
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00:22:39,881 --> 00:22:43,879
Yeah, she told me about that. And not
only is it over, it never really was,
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00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:44,930
it?
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It's funny, too, because she was there
for the taking plenty of times.
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00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:50,680
But you decided to go the safe route.
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00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,490
Just friends.
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00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:56,280
And now you want to complain.
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00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:04,080
You got just what you wanted.
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00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:36,150
Okay.
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00:23:49,650 --> 00:23:51,050
Okay.
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00:23:51,691 --> 00:23:53,779
What do you think?
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I mean, this kind of thing that you
think that would really turn the judge's
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head? When I watched the two of you sing
that song, I feel like I'm... That's
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00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:03,280
the best way to put this.
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00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:06,080
Wanting to kill myself.
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00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:07,760
What do you mean? Why?
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00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:10,540
I don't know, because it's terrible.
460
00:24:11,060 --> 00:24:14,250
It's not supposed to be good. Well,
then, mission accomplished.
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00:24:14,651 --> 00:24:16,679
I'll get that.
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00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,599
It's our house.
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00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,340
I don't care. I need to leave the room.
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00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:24,850
I think she's missing the irony of our
performance. Will you stifle yourself?
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00:24:28,460 --> 00:24:29,920
Ed! Hey, Mom.
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00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:31,710
The frog.
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00:24:37,460 --> 00:24:38,510
Thanks, Mom.
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00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:41,539
Oh, it's a big, beautiful country out
there. It'll be a lovely trip.
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00:24:41,540 --> 00:24:43,299
You know they're leaving tomorrow night.
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00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:45,200
What? Yeah, right after the fair.
471
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,560
Oh, Mike said it. The cattle train's
leaving the station for good.
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00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,210
And?
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00:24:51,211 --> 00:24:54,999
And I think it's my job to stand on a
platform and wave goodbye dutifully. And
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00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,050
why is that?
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00:24:56,051 --> 00:24:59,679
Because the sad truth is, everything
Dennis said today was right. It's like
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00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,439
you're in the supermarket and you're
staring at a melon. And you're staring
477
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,179
you're staring.
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00:25:03,180 --> 00:25:05,719
Should I get the melon? Should I not get
the melon? Could I give the melon a
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00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:08,379
good home? And then, pluck, someone else
comes along and takes the melon. You
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00:25:08,380 --> 00:25:10,179
got no one to blame but yourself.
Melon's gone.
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00:25:10,180 --> 00:25:12,339
You're standing there wondering what
happened. The other guy's at home
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fruit salad.
483
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,600
Well, you better be sure.
484
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:15,970
Sure about what?
485
00:25:16,220 --> 00:25:17,540
You don't want that melon?
486
00:25:19,740 --> 00:25:24,759
Yeah, well, I... Ed, listen to me. When
this fair's over tomorrow night, Dennis
487
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,019
Martino and Carol Vessi are going off
for the summer. I got this funny feeling
488
00:25:28,020 --> 00:25:31,510
when they come back, you're not going to
have any options on the topic.
489
00:25:35,381 --> 00:25:37,719
What are you going to say?
490
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:38,980
I think he's right, Eddie.
491
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,120
Why? Four words.
492
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:42,940
Yeah? Get off your ass.
493
00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:04,490
One dollar, one try.
494
00:26:04,790 --> 00:26:08,970
One dollar, one try. What a balloon
clown.
495
00:26:09,310 --> 00:26:12,050
We need a few more players to go for the
top shelf.
496
00:26:12,950 --> 00:26:14,610
One dollar, one try.
497
00:26:15,010 --> 00:26:16,970
One dollar, one try.
498
00:26:16,971 --> 00:26:18,809
I'll take care of this for you, Diane.
499
00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:22,869
Ooh, one whole dollar. Nice going, Mr.
Trump. Would you like that giant pink
500
00:26:22,870 --> 00:26:25,770
bear? You're going to win that for me.
Oh, you don't know.
501
00:26:26,130 --> 00:26:28,240
See, I'm highly skilled at carnival
game.
502
00:26:28,241 --> 00:26:31,929
It's actually been banned from carnivals
in certain regions of the country. Dear
503
00:26:31,930 --> 00:26:36,130
Lord, please help me to shoot this
plastic water pistol with a firm hand.
504
00:26:36,410 --> 00:26:37,460
Okay, folks.
505
00:26:37,850 --> 00:26:39,590
One, two,
506
00:26:40,670 --> 00:26:41,720
three.
507
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:43,310
Quirt the clone!
508
00:26:51,130 --> 00:26:53,930
We have a winner!
509
00:26:54,190 --> 00:26:56,230
Why do you smite me?
510
00:26:56,730 --> 00:26:57,780
Aha!
511
00:26:58,380 --> 00:27:01,280
Your prize, madame. Oh, but bring on the
giant pink bear.
512
00:27:01,740 --> 00:27:03,060
Heck, I'm not made of stone.
513
00:27:13,460 --> 00:27:14,620
There's no damn luck.
514
00:27:14,621 --> 00:27:17,659
They got the crazy teacups. Totally
different experience.
515
00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:19,300
Great white blade.
516
00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:21,190
Hey, guys.
517
00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:22,470
Hey, guys.
518
00:27:22,471 --> 00:27:24,839
Yeah, Dennis, what are you guys taking
up on the big trip?
519
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:25,699
Right around 10.
520
00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:28,230
After this little dog and pony talent
show's over.
521
00:27:28,231 --> 00:27:29,859
Why are you leaving tonight?
522
00:27:29,860 --> 00:27:32,119
You ever been to the Uppercross Gorge at
sunrise?
523
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:33,799
Never been to the Uppercross Gorge at
all.
524
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:34,850
I gotta go sometime.
525
00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:37,260
You inviting me along, Dennis?
526
00:27:39,940 --> 00:27:40,990
Ollie!
527
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,690
Yeah, Phil?
528
00:27:42,691 --> 00:27:46,019
Where exactly will the judges be
sitting? I will be on and off the stage,
529
00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:47,400
others will be able to. Great.
530
00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:50,200
What the hell are you doing?
531
00:27:50,201 --> 00:27:54,339
I'm getting used to the space before the
show. A little something I learned from
532
00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:55,980
Mr. Sammy Davis, Jr.
533
00:27:56,860 --> 00:27:58,000
It's an autobiography.
534
00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:03,140
Let's get exactly an hour and 32
minutes.
535
00:28:17,121 --> 00:28:21,289
Thought you might enjoy a little cotton
candy?
536
00:28:21,290 --> 00:28:22,610
Oh, no. Thanks, Doc. I'm fine.
537
00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:23,960
Oh.
538
00:28:23,961 --> 00:28:25,529
You want one of these, Jesuit?
539
00:28:25,530 --> 00:28:26,580
No, thank you.
540
00:28:26,581 --> 00:28:30,029
As I was saying, the key to the clown is
just getting a steady stream of water.
541
00:28:30,030 --> 00:28:35,149
Okay. You're talking about shooting
water into a clown's mouth, all right?
542
00:28:35,150 --> 00:28:36,689
that going to help you later in life?
543
00:28:36,690 --> 00:28:39,749
I hate to break it to you, but outside
of a fair, it doesn't come up.
544
00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:42,640
The green -eyed monster doesn't become
you, Mr. Vanacore.
545
00:29:03,740 --> 00:29:05,360
How long do these normally live?
546
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:06,570
45 minutes.
547
00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:09,150
Mom's time.
548
00:29:09,151 --> 00:29:12,419
Michael, I'm not sure if you've written
this down. The man needs a little help.
549
00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:13,699
I know, but it's not really a plane.
550
00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:14,459
Of course it is.
551
00:29:14,460 --> 00:29:16,979
Come on, Ed. Join my little wife and I
in the Ferris wheel.
552
00:29:16,980 --> 00:29:19,799
Mike, I'm not kidding. Ed, you're
getting on the Ferris wheel. Yeah, all
553
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,720
Look, I've got enough for one more.
Carol, you in?
554
00:29:25,271 --> 00:29:27,359
Sure, go ahead.
555
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:28,800
I'll stay here and help Molly.
556
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,440
Who can say no to a large mechanical
wheel?
557
00:29:32,740 --> 00:29:33,790
Not I.
558
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:35,810
Go.
559
00:29:38,780 --> 00:29:42,330
Very subtle. The bottom of the knife,
buddy. There's no time to settle it.
560
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:43,610
Thank you.
561
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,050
Good luck.
562
00:29:49,091 --> 00:29:55,619
Sir, sir, how many tickets did Dick
drive the Ferris wheel? Eight.
563
00:29:55,620 --> 00:29:57,480
Eight? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
564
00:29:57,590 --> 00:29:58,640
You? Six.
565
00:29:58,850 --> 00:29:59,970
Really? No.
566
00:30:01,850 --> 00:30:02,900
Sixty.
567
00:30:09,350 --> 00:30:10,470
You okay over there?
568
00:30:11,110 --> 00:30:12,160
Yeah, sure.
569
00:30:12,430 --> 00:30:14,110
You seem kind of down or something.
570
00:30:14,910 --> 00:30:15,960
I'm fine.
571
00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:20,060
Reservations for two on the Ferris
wheel.
572
00:30:20,070 --> 00:30:22,300
Oh, Mark, would you be a dear and all
fluffy?
573
00:30:22,650 --> 00:30:23,730
Yes, sure.
574
00:30:25,230 --> 00:30:26,330
Let me and Mark go.
575
00:30:26,690 --> 00:30:29,940
What? Come on. You didn't get the thrill
of winning the clown game.
576
00:30:29,941 --> 00:30:31,439
Thanks, Warren.
577
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,960
I didn't get the thrill of winning the
clown game.
578
00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:43,299
What the heck are you expecting to
happen here? I don't know. I just
579
00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:44,980
little Ferris time couldn't hurt.
580
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,160
Hi, Miss Bessie. Oh, hey, kids.
581
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:49,600
Hey, where's Warren?
582
00:30:49,820 --> 00:30:50,870
He's in this one.
583
00:30:51,420 --> 00:30:52,470
Huh.
584
00:31:05,510 --> 00:31:06,560
You? No.
585
00:31:14,090 --> 00:31:15,230
You like Ferris wheel?
586
00:31:16,150 --> 00:31:18,910
Oh, yeah. I'm not sure they like me.
587
00:31:19,930 --> 00:31:21,190
You do that a lot, you know.
588
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,450
What? Make fun of yourself.
589
00:31:24,510 --> 00:31:25,560
I guess.
590
00:31:25,710 --> 00:31:26,760
Why?
591
00:31:27,170 --> 00:31:28,250
It's pretty damn easy.
592
00:31:33,930 --> 00:31:34,980
Hey, sir.
593
00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:37,300
Any way we can make this ride a short
one?
594
00:31:37,530 --> 00:31:39,710
Let's keep on wanting more. What do you
say?
595
00:31:40,050 --> 00:31:41,930
They get to go around 14 times.
596
00:31:42,890 --> 00:31:44,550
14 times? You crazy?
597
00:31:45,550 --> 00:31:47,350
I operate a Ferris wheel back in Reno.
598
00:31:47,630 --> 00:31:49,250
We go six times around max.
599
00:31:49,470 --> 00:31:50,520
That's standard.
600
00:31:50,630 --> 00:31:52,470
They're going around 14 times.
601
00:31:53,090 --> 00:31:55,320
I've seen guys lose their pension over
this.
602
00:31:55,321 --> 00:31:57,659
So you're looking forward to the big
trip?
603
00:31:57,660 --> 00:32:00,479
Yeah, I've never done anything like that
before, driving in Clark country.
604
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,650
Did when I was nine. Threw up in seven
states.
605
00:32:02,651 --> 00:32:05,199
Impressive. Well, one of the times when
we were busy in the four corners, I
606
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:08,630
knocked out Utah, New Mexico, Arizona,
and Colorado all in one shot.
607
00:32:09,180 --> 00:32:12,130
I wish you would tell me what's
bothering you. It's nothing.
608
00:32:12,340 --> 00:32:14,990
You tell me the it, and I'll decide
about the nothing.
609
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:18,340
You're just not very good at competing
for girls.
610
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:20,810
What?
611
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:24,170
You're no dummy. You know what's been
going on here tonight?
612
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,340
Well... I thought you did.
613
00:32:25,870 --> 00:32:29,000
Well, I'm just going to gracefully bow
out of the competition.
614
00:32:29,290 --> 00:32:30,850
I don't think you should do that.
615
00:32:35,430 --> 00:32:36,480
Hey! Hey!
616
00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:37,880
End the ride!
617
00:32:37,881 --> 00:32:40,769
End it! Look, look, look, look, look!
Look, there's a pregnant woman and a guy
618
00:32:40,770 --> 00:32:41,529
with a pacemaker!
619
00:32:41,530 --> 00:32:42,910
They can't be on this thing!
620
00:32:43,070 --> 00:32:44,270
Eight more times around.
621
00:32:47,330 --> 00:32:51,120
You sure are the most close -minded,
fair -sweeter I have ever encountered.
622
00:32:52,950 --> 00:32:54,000
Do you smell that?
623
00:32:54,610 --> 00:32:55,880
Yeah. Honey sucker.
624
00:32:55,881 --> 00:32:58,479
Mmm, there's nothing like sexy little
summer nights.
625
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,160
It's like sugar in the air.
626
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:07,930
This is boring.
627
00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:19,550
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened? What
happened?
628
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,030
Have you ever kissed a girl on top of a
Ferris wheel before?
629
00:33:26,090 --> 00:33:27,140
No. Why?
630
00:33:28,890 --> 00:33:29,940
Just curious.
631
00:33:37,590 --> 00:33:38,690
Move the wheel!
632
00:33:39,150 --> 00:33:40,200
Move the wheel!
633
00:33:40,530 --> 00:33:42,820
Move the wheel! I order you to move the
wheel!
634
00:33:43,070 --> 00:33:44,390
It's an automatic shuttle.
635
00:33:44,610 --> 00:33:46,030
It'll power up in a minute.
636
00:34:00,291 --> 00:34:07,339
It gives you an interesting perspective
on life, sitting high up, looking at
637
00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:08,880
everything all at once.
638
00:34:12,679 --> 00:34:14,059
I'm going to miss you, Carol.
639
00:34:17,699 --> 00:34:18,959
I'm going to miss you a lot.
640
00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:23,300
It's just for the summer.
641
00:34:25,780 --> 00:34:27,040
Yeah, just for the summer.
642
00:34:36,489 --> 00:34:37,569
I'm gonna miss you too.
643
00:35:13,770 --> 00:35:18,069
Ladies and gentlemen, our next
contestant is the manager of good old
644
00:35:18,070 --> 00:35:19,069
Bowl, Mr.
645
00:35:19,070 --> 00:35:20,390
Philip Stubbs.
646
00:35:21,650 --> 00:35:28,589
Ladies and gentlemen, I will now
bedazzle you by
647
00:35:28,590 --> 00:35:34,510
simultaneously riding this unicycle and
juggling these three bowling pins.
648
00:35:36,210 --> 00:35:42,290
Oh, whoops. I only have two pins here. I
must have left one backstage.
649
00:35:43,990 --> 00:35:45,040
Just a minute.
650
00:36:27,690 --> 00:36:31,650
Ladies and gentlemen, a big round of
applause for Mr. Philip Dunn.
651
00:36:34,950 --> 00:36:36,000
Hey.
652
00:36:36,230 --> 00:36:37,530
When can I pay something?
653
00:36:37,750 --> 00:36:38,800
What?
654
00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:40,850
You're being an ass.
655
00:36:45,350 --> 00:36:49,969
So, without any further ado, let us
continue in our quest to find the most
656
00:36:49,970 --> 00:36:52,530
talented human in Stockingville.
657
00:36:53,190 --> 00:36:54,970
You caught the star.
658
00:36:56,460 --> 00:37:02,799
Look how they shine for you and
everything
659
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,140
you do.
660
00:37:06,980 --> 00:37:09,220
Yeah, they were all yellow.
661
00:37:09,580 --> 00:37:11,460
I came alive.
662
00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:19,079
I wrote a song for you and all
663
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,740
the things you do.
664
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,240
And it was called.
665
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:37,640
Oh, what a thing to have done.
666
00:37:39,980 --> 00:37:42,440
And it was all yellow.
667
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:04,820
And you know, you know I love you so.
668
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:12,570
Okay,
669
00:38:12,571 --> 00:38:15,259
I think I'm going to take off. Goodbye,
everybody.
670
00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:16,310
Bye. Bye.
671
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,130
Bye, Dennis.
672
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,000
Bye. Ed, see you later.
673
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:22,370
Bye, Dennis.
674
00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:29,350
I'll pick you up at your house, all
right? Yes, I'll see you later.
675
00:38:30,290 --> 00:38:33,290
Actually, what am I thinking? I should
go home and pack.
676
00:38:33,570 --> 00:38:36,750
Oh, bye, honey.
677
00:38:37,590 --> 00:38:39,210
Have a great trip. I will.
678
00:38:39,490 --> 00:38:41,630
Bye. Bye. Oh, bye.
679
00:38:42,150 --> 00:38:45,990
Bye. You know, you should check out the
Grand Canyon. Here, it's awesome.
680
00:38:58,091 --> 00:39:03,099
Do I have to say something really clever
right now?
681
00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:04,150
Why do you ask?
682
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:09,140
Because if I keep talking, I'm going to
have to cry.
683
00:39:29,370 --> 00:39:31,150
You're going to have a great summer.
684
00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:06,229
You know, you're both lucky that I'm
such a mature individual that I can
685
00:40:06,230 --> 00:40:08,729
something like this so well. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's
686
00:40:08,730 --> 00:40:09,929
not going to fly, Panticore.
687
00:40:09,930 --> 00:40:11,229
We're not there yet, buddy.
688
00:40:11,230 --> 00:40:13,790
Sorry. I'm kidding. Put your arm around
the lady.
689
00:40:13,791 --> 00:40:17,229
Plus, you know, I don't want to say
anything, but I think I'd do much better
690
00:40:17,230 --> 00:40:18,810
than you anyway. Oh, my God. Oh.
691
00:40:19,790 --> 00:40:21,960
I'm like catnip to the ladies. You know
that.
692
00:40:22,070 --> 00:40:23,120
Look out.
693
00:40:41,450 --> 00:40:42,500
It's open.
694
00:40:45,621 --> 00:40:47,629
I'm sorry.
695
00:40:47,630 --> 00:40:50,220
I'm almost ready. I've got to finish up
this packing.
696
00:40:50,510 --> 00:40:51,560
You want some help?
697
00:40:53,770 --> 00:40:54,820
Ed.
698
00:40:55,110 --> 00:40:56,160
I want a duck.
699
00:40:58,930 --> 00:40:59,980
Wow.
700
00:41:01,570 --> 00:41:08,509
And... I thought... You might
701
00:41:08,510 --> 00:41:09,560
like it.
702
00:41:09,710 --> 00:41:10,760
I love it.
703
00:41:20,710 --> 00:41:21,760
Should we name him?
704
00:41:22,050 --> 00:41:23,100
Okay.
705
00:41:23,550 --> 00:41:26,010
What does he look like to you?
706
00:41:27,550 --> 00:41:28,600
I don't know.
707
00:41:29,590 --> 00:41:30,640
How about Charlie?
708
00:41:31,510 --> 00:41:33,010
Charlie's good. I like Charlie.
709
00:41:34,110 --> 00:41:35,650
Charlie it is.
710
00:41:38,950 --> 00:41:40,000
That's Dennis.
711
00:41:41,430 --> 00:41:42,480
Yeah.
712
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:51,690
You're all set.
713
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,010
Thanks
714
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,010
It's open.
715
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:43,290
Ed!
716
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,320
Is she come to help Carol pack?
717
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:53,010
No, actually, I came to give her a
little going -away gift.
718
00:42:58,540 --> 00:42:59,590
Charlie the duck.
719
00:43:07,011 --> 00:43:09,419
You do have a great trip now.
720
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:13,970
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