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Ed. Yeah, Carol. Hey, hi.

Hi. I need to vent. Can I vent?

Vent away.

Okay. Every fall there's this big budget meeting at school when the teachers can

discuss their needs for the next year. It's really our only opportunity to be

heard. I mean, this meeting is big. This meeting is huge. Uh -huh. All right,

well, this year, no meetings. None. Care to guess why?

Does it rhyme with menace? Yes. Yes. Dennis Martino, the principal from hell,

cancels it just like that. Somebody asked him why. You know what he said? He

said he wasn't in the room.

Huh.

Yeah, yeah, and I thought he had it in just for me, but whew, wow.

I mean, he has got that school turned upside down. I'm telling you, there is a

mutiny brewing. The faculty is furious.

Yeah, I'll bet.

That man.

Mystery.

Mystery? Yeah, total mystery. Hold on, hold on. What's so mysterious about a

slacking off on his job?

That's just the thing, though. That's just the thing.

Sometimes it's like he doesn't give a damn, and other times you can't do

to please him. I think it's part of a systematic plan to make everybody hate

him, but why?

Why? I mean, nobody knows. Nobody knows because he's a mystery. Mystery. Excuse

me. What are you doing? I'm looking for a ball that says Bruce.

Why? Oh, Carol, it's a mystery.

It's a deep and impenetrable mystery.

I'm a very mysterious man.

Mysterious.

Here you go, Bruce.

When it...

It's my moment in the sun.

Oh, how beautiful I'll be.

Mr. Stevens.

Yes. Good morning, Mr. Stevens.

Have we, uh... My name is Joe Baxter. It is a pleasure to meet you, sir. Yeah,

likewise. Do you think I could possibly have a moment of your time? Yeah, sure.

Come on.

There he goes.

Wow! This is great.

A little law office with a window looking over it. That's perfect.

How'd you come up with this?

I didn't, uh, really. I just kind of fell into place that way.

I knew you'd be modest.

Modest, unassuming, yet powerful.

An iron hand and a velvet glove.

Just like in court.

You see me in court?

Oh, I sure have.

Really? You're a real talent, Mr. Stevens.

Well, thank you, Joe. Call me Ed. So, listen, what do you think I could do?

Yeah? I'm here because I want to work for you.

Really? Yes.

I'm a lawyer, and I would like to join your practice.

Well,

I'm flattered.

So, what have you been doing up until now?

Well... Funny, actually. My background's a lot like yours. For the past three

years, I've worked at DeBeacom and Groszak. You've heard of them? Yeah,

pretty big firm, right?

Ed! Yes?

I am tired of being a cog in the corporate machine. That's not why I

be a lawyer.

I want to help people, real people.

You know what I'm saying? Yes, I do.

So what do you think?

Here, wait.

Take a look at my resume.

Well, that's not necessary. I'm sure you're more than qualified. I'm not

to expand the practice.

Ed, I can bring in lots of business.

I have tons of energy.

And I'm ready to go.

I can see that. The thing is, Joe, I'm really happy working alone right now.

Right.

Right.

Okay.

Thanks anyway.

You're welcome.

Here, why don't you keep this, just in case, you know. I will. I will.

Listen, I'm sorry, Joe.

Good luck.

Thanks for your time.

I know, it's ridiculous.

I went down to his office to ask him a question.

He was sitting there watching a hockey game. He wouldn't even look at me. The

guy is out of control. He is.

He is. And if that's the way he wants to do his job, then he has no business

working here, right? Right. You're right. Let's do it. Do what?

We got a chance to get rid of Dennis.

He's up for his first semester review by the school board. Which includes a

letter of evaluation by the teachers.

So, who wants the honor of cooking Dennis Martino's goose?

I'll take a shot at it.

Don't even think about it, Howard. I'm writing this letter. It's payback time.

So, Phil, do you help Ed with the bowling alley or with the law practice?

Don't try to pigeonhole me, Joe. That's a fool's game. No, I think of me as Ed's

all -purpose right -hand man, his conciliare.

That's great.

I love this whole thing that you're doing. It's very entertaining.

Conciliare.

Hey, Chief. Kenny. Chief! I love that!

Ed, these guys are really something else.

Yeah.

Joe,

is there something else I can help you with? No, no, I was just... I feel funny

asking.

Look, Ed, I understand you can't hire me, but do you think it would be okay if

just hung out with you for a while?

Hung out?

Yeah, you know, watched you work.

All I've ever known is corporate law.

And I thought maybe, you know, I could get some pointers from you.

Uh, you... Yeah, well, yeah, sure, why not?

Fantastic.

Yeah. I tell you what, I'm meeting a prospective new client today at 3 o

Why don't you come by then?

Thanks, Ed.

I'll see you at 3.

Okay.

Well, well.

Bosco's got a groupie.

A fella groupie.

Chaswick.

Hey, Snyder.

Hey, look.

Panicky. I'm so screwed. This is due in five minutes.

I'll use the quadratic formula.

X equals the opposite of B plus or minus the square root of B squared minus 4AB

all over 2S.

Pete, how much do you weigh?

Well, you need that for the problem?

How much?

Um, 152.

Perfect. What are you talking about?

I told you I'd help you get Jessica Martel, didn't I?

Yeah? Premise one.

Jessica won't go out with you unless you're popular.

Premise two, you can't be popular unless you play varsity sport.

Conclusion?

We gotta get you on a team.

Oh, that's great.

That's never gonna happen.

Come on, look at me. I'm as weak as an infant.

Doesn't matter. You weigh 152.

So? So, wrestling team needs someone in your weight class.

Nobody signed up. They're desperate.

All you gotta do is wait between 145 and 152. You're guaranteed to make the

team.

Are you sure about that?

I'm sure.

Just sign up for tryouts, and we will take it from there.

Okay.

Yeah, thanks, Diane.

My pleasure.

Oh, Lord.

Oh, God, Penn.

Tell us what's going on about how mysterious he is. Thanks.

Ooh, that Dennis, he's such a mystery.

Don't tell me you're jealous.

I'm not jealous.

I don't like people getting... Thanks. I don't like people getting credit for

being mysterious when they are, in fact, not mysterious.

What's the mystery?

Guy's a jerk. There you go. Mystery solved.

But what makes him a jerk? That is the mystery.

That's not a mystery. Hound of the Baskervilles. Now, that's a mystery.

What is a Baskerville?

You know, I don't know.

Hey. Hi. Hey. Hey.

Cal, how you doing?

Good. How's the big dentist letter coming? Oh, I don't even know where it's

starting. What do we know about the guy? He's a mystery.

What? What? What?

Carol, the way you always go on about Dennis, like, mystery. What do you

The guy used to be a pirate? A bootlegger? What?

I know. Look, pal, you and I, we're going to put this mystery thing to bed

and for all, okay? And we're going to do a little background check on your buddy

Dennis and find some things out. That way you won't have to wonder anymore.

A background check?

Yeah. We'll go on the Internet. We'll do a search, okay? And watch this

thrilling mystery gives way to boring reality.

I don't know how comfortable I'd be snooping around like that.

It's not snooping. This is public information. It's public information,

know? Who knows? Maybe we'll find out that Dennis fixed the 1919 World Series.

Ooh, he's a black shot.

That'll be good for your little evaluation, don't you think? What do you

Okay, I'll be by after school.

Good.

Good.

What's a basketball?

Oh, I think it's a type of hat.

Oh.

That Mr. Hector is here to see you? Send him in, Shirley.

May I ask you a question?

Yep. How come you never call me Cheryl?

What? Laverne always called Shirley, Cheryl.

I've gone through life expecting that at some point somebody would call me

Cheryl. It's never happened.

Send him in, Cheryl.

She's great, that Shirley.

Quirky as all get -out.

How'd you find her? She came with the place, kind of.

Hi, Mr. Hector. Hi, come on in.

Mr. Hector, this is my friend Joe Baxter.

If it's all right with you, he'll sit in on this meeting.

Okay.

Please, have a seat.

So, what seems to be the problem?

He's my neighbor.

Jim Frawley.

He's got a big old tree in his yard, but all the leaves have fallen onto my

property. Now, I asked him nicely to clean it up, but he refused.

So I had to clean it up myself and pay for it.

So you'd like to sue him for the cost of the cleanup?

Yes.

Mr. Hector... Homespun justice!

Fantastic stuff!

Sorry, sorry.

Go ahead.

Well, you know, Mr. Hector, I have to say it always strikes me as a shame when

the law has to fill the void left by the absence of common decency.

Sounds to me like you're on the right side of this when you got yourself a

lawyer.

It's wonderful stuff, Ed.

Isn't he great?

I'm sorry.

You told me to.

That was great.

I think you're dreaming, man. You couldn't wrestle Olympia Dukakis.

It doesn't matter.

All they have to do is show up. They need me.

Warren Cheswick, varsity athlete.

Hey,

I've been feeling a little guilty about something lately.

What's that?

You know, I know I never shut up about Jessica Martel, so if you ever need to

discuss your own affairs at the heart, I'll be more than happy to oblige.

Not necessary. I'm doing fine. Yeah, but you know, you never even... I lost my

virginity on my 17th birthday. I know, but... What?

My dad gave me a choice. It was either a new Pontiac or...

want to hear this believe me you do believe me i don't all right guys i'll

you then all right it's coach guill gonna go sign up for the tryouts

hey coach guill yeah yeah i just

want to tell you i'm really looking forward to this new season i think uh

gonna do some great things together you and me what are you talking about well

i'm going off the team so seriously yes

The name's Cheswick.

C -H -E -S -W -I -C -K.

It's just not a spell for the back of the leotard.

It's called a shinglet. You're a leotard.

You know, Cheswick, Mr. Nivola's putting together a badminton squad.

Badminton's a great sport. I think you should head over there and check it out

before it gets full up. Well, um, you still need someone to wrestle at 152,

don't you?

Yeah. Oh, yes. Okay, well, that's great. I'm your guy. Hey.

See you later.

Let's go. Let's go.

Okay. Let me just log on here.

What are you doing?

I'm putting in my password.

Look away.

Matzah? No, you look. You totally look. But why Matzah?

Because it's so hard to guess. You're not even Jewish. Exactly.

Oh.

Here we go.

Okay. Dennis Martino.

Prepare.

To be bored. Oh, I don't want bored. I want evil.

Well, it's just not mysterious evil. Here's something.

Here's something.

Oh, um, wrong dice, Mark, no. Yeah, do you think? All right, hang on a second.

Uh, let's see. How about New England Teachers Association?

He worked up there, didn't he? I think he did, but it's all, it's a little

bit... Mysterious, I know.

Wow, look, there's a whole page on him.

Twelve whole pages.

Massachusetts Teacher of the Year Award 1996, National Association of Teachers

Award 1997.

Charles Paul Burnham Fellowship 1998 Leader and Teacher Education Award.

Scroll down, scroll down.

Launched the Tadler Award -winning student theater program.

Coached varsity soccer team to three winning seasons.

Oh, my gosh, it's incredible.

And look at the guy in these pictures. It's like I've never even met him. Look,

the Internet's not very dependable these days. This is probably written by a 12

-year -old. Wow, wow.

Community beautification program.

Oh.

Shirley.

Shirley, where's Mr. Hecker? It's time for our meeting.

I just hung up with him. He said he would not be requiring your legal

Really? Really? Why not?

He had no comment.

I'll check that out.

Joe Baxter, the tri -state area's best bowling alley lawyer? They're all over

town. What?

The reason I called you here is I'm having some second thoughts about this

letter of evaluation.

Why? Well, I did some research, and it turns out that there's more to Dennis

Martino than meets the eye.

National Teacher of the Year?

You've got to be kidding me.

Organize senior class to build a shelter for the homeless. I can't even get them

to approve a new pencil sharpener. Hey, I'm not saying that this excuses Dennis'

behavior at all, but I am saying that after seeing this...

You know, I gotta think there's a good explanation, you know, some reason why

he's trying to push us away.

So, uh, what do you want to do?

Well, I was thinking we should give him another chance. Just long enough to see

whether whatever he's going through passes and he turns back into, you know,

this guy.

Okay. But I want to go on record as saying I have my doubts.

Howard has his doubts.

You're on record.

Thanks. All right, listen up.

Let's go, fellas. Move it back.

Everybody on the line.

Let's go.

Hey, boys, let's get it on.

Yeah.

Eyes on the prize.

Eyes on the prize.

Start stretching, Cheswick. Hey, you got it, coach.

What's your persona going to be?

My what?

Yeah, your persona, your wrestling persona.

I was thinking about being like an English gentleman, you know, with the

and the little frills. Be like, I say, governor, would you fancy a spot of tea

before I kick your bloody arse? You know?

Oh, hey, hey, hey. You want some energy gel?

It's good stuff.

Coach!

He's 152.

You want some?

Hey, we're varsity athletes, man.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Yeah,

I'm looking for Joe Baxter. All right.

Do you know where Joe Baxter is?

His assistant's right over that -a -way. Thank you.

Hello.

Would you like a toaster strudel?

No.

No, I wouldn't eat my toaster stew at all. Hey, what the heck gives? Good to

you. Thanks for dropping by.

Now, was that too quirky? Yeah,

do you seem upset?

Upset? What the heck is going on here? I started my own practice.

Your own? Your own? Nothing about this is your own. You got the office in the

bowling alley. You're dressing up your staff to look like my staff. Hey, hey,

you're poaching my client. She poached my client. He underbid you, Mr. Stevens.

He underbid... Ed, I hate to see you so worked up. You've been a wonderful role

model. And I'm sure we can look forward to many happy years together as

colleagues. Look, Joe.

Here's your coffee, Joe.

I mean, Chief.

Excuse me, Ed. I have a client.

This cannot be happening.

You wanted to see me?

Yeah, come in. Close the door. Sit down.

You, uh, came to my defense the other day.

Yes, Dennis, I did.

I know that we've had our ups and downs, you and I, but, um, the thing is...

It's a funny story, actually. You see, I was put in charge of writing your

teacher evaluation, and I can tell you this now. I was planning to give you a

damning review, you know, really just, you know, give you the business.

But then I discovered who the real Dennis Martino is.

I mean, my God, Dennis.

Some of the work you did in Massachusetts is just... I mean, it's

thing I only dream of doing.

You... You made a difference.

Dennis?

What do you want from me?

What do I want from you?

Nothing. I don't want anything from you. Then why won't you leave me alone?

I'm sorry.

I'm confused.

You asked me here.

What tells you that you have the right to go digging into my past?

Well, I wouldn't call that digging. What tells you that you have the right to

speak for me in front of a group of my employees?

I didn't. What tells you that I give a damn what any of these teachers in this

place think of me?

Or that you and I are on the same team? We are not on the same team. Okay, okay.

And I'm not going to sit here in the principal's office being yelled at like

a... Teenager.

I have no idea how to deal with you. Well, then let me give you a simple

-word manual. Leave me alone!

Don't you worry.

What's all that bread they get from your dad? Would that happen?

About 50 miles outside of Reno.

He took you all the way to Nevada?

Hey, my father is a kind and generous man. I don't like that.

Oh, God.

How do I look?

Like a mongoose?

I'll be back soon.

Hey, Karen.

Shandy. What's up, Jess?

Hi, Warren.

How are you?

Oh, very well, thanks.

Can I... Sorry.

Stupid chair.

Oh, man.

Um... I'm a varsity athlete.

What?

Yeah, going after the wrestling squad.

Really? Oh, yeah.

Wow. Do you think you're going to make it? Oh, yeah. It's like a done deal.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Congratulations, Warren.

Thanks.

So I don't know if you guys know this, but Abraham Lincoln was actually a

wrestler.

Really? Oh, yeah, big time. You know, when he'd get into disputes with

frontiersmen over, say, like Buffalo Hyde or something.

Lincoln was known to shout, I'll wrestle you for it.

Throw down his top hat and they just start kicking ass.

Warren Cheswick, do you have a phone call?

Warren Cheswick.

It's probably nothing.

I'm sure it's nothing.

So anyway, you don't even have a beard back there. Warren Cheswick, your mommy

is on the phone.

You completely lost your mind. Did I tell you to speak to Jessica Martel? But

she's all over me. You are going to ruin everything.

Do not speak to Jessica Martel. Whatever she talks to me. Make direct eye

contact. Nod your head.

Do not utter a single syllable.

Diane. I have put too much work into this project to see you blow it with

bonehead improv.

Next time you go renegade, I'm out.

Right.

All right, I'm sorry.

What are you making, anyway?

A giant mitten.

Why?

It's hard to be depressed when you're looking at a giant mitten.

Things are awfully slow today, aren't they?

Let's go.

You got it, Peter.

We're here at Ketchum Lays, the home of a very unusual law practice.

Joe Baxter had enough of his big impersonal law firm, so he moved to the

little town of Ketchum and became the world's first bowling alley lawyer.

Well, hot. Bowling alleys are happy places where people come to enjoy

themselves. So if I can make their lives a little happier by helping them solve

their problems, then, hey, I've done my job.

So far, Joe's customers seem to be bowled over.

I've never seen anything like it. This is going to be huge.

Please enjoy a saltine.

Looks to me like Joe Baxter has bowled a strike.

This is Nell Cross for News 29.

What are we going to do, Bosco?

I say we get a large angry monkey, we take it there, and let it loose.

Guys, just give me some time to think.

Please.

Ed. Hey, Carol, you're not going to believe this. You're not going to

this. I was just in the library looking through the periodicals for some more

information on Dennis Martino, and guess what I found out?

Dennis Martino was fired.

Yeah, right. Really? I got this guy. Can I use your computer? Do you mind?

Yeah, go ahead.

Great.

Could you go to the place?

So that big job in Massachusetts, the one where I gave him all the awards?

Well, they fired him. I didn't say why, though.

So, let's see.

Dennis Martino.

Mystery man.

Tree man.

Hey, what was your thing?

I'm being replaced.

You know how there's a half Nelson and a full Nelson?

Well, don't tell anyone, but I'm currently developing the five -eighths

You're going to hear about it.

My, oh, my, how I love the wrestling.

Cheswick!

152. Okay. Hey, I'll see you at the wrap party.

Way to be.

Way to be, tornadoes. Right, way to be.

Wrestling.

Woo!

Palikia. Yeah.

152.

What? I thought I'd move down to weight class this year, coach.

Can't be, I'm wrestling at 152.

What? No, look, it's 165.

Make sure you're on all the way, okay?

165. Can we get some calibration over here, please?

Well, boys and girls, it looks like Mr.

Cheswick and Mr.

Pellecchia are going to have to have a wrestle -off to see who gets to be on my

wrestling squad.

Sleep well.

Calibration.

Calibration!

You know, Mike, you live your life thinking you're one of a kind, a unique

being, right? And I know that no matter...

What you can do, there's always somebody out there who can do it a little bit

better, okay? I totally get that, but at least at the end of the day, I can say,

well, there's no one out there who's quite like me, right? At least I can say

that, right? At least I have that when I go to bed at night, right?

Yeah. Wrong. It turns out you kiss that little happy self -delusion goodbye.

It turns out Ed Stevens is not unique. Ed Stevens is not one of a kind. It

out Ed Stevens is replaceable.

You can be a little dramatic there, Ed Stevens.

I'm not being dramatic.

Okay? Because I was the bowling alley lawyer. Now Joe Baxter is the bowling

alley lawyer.

They're doing news stories about this guy. For God's sake, I'm being replaced

a guy named Joe Baxter.

Take it easy there, Irene. You're not being replaced.

Yeah, you know what, Mike?

I'm not. And you know why?

I'm going to fight back.

Fight back?

I'm going to get in the courtroom.

I'm going to go toe -to -toe with Joe Baxter.

He's going to represent Mr. Hector. I will represent Mr. Frawley. I will kick

his ass. I will show the world who the one true bowling alley lawyer is. That

little punk picked the wrong guy to replace.

All right.

When you, uh...

You see that little punk?

Are you referring to Joe Baxter?

Dennis Martino?

Joe Baxter.

I'm talking about Joe Baxter.

Yeah, okay.

I need to learn how to wrestle.

Wrestle? Sorry, what? I can't help you with that.

Oh, don't say that.

I already told Jessica that I was on the team. There's no turning back.

Ed, come on. I'm turning over here. Throw a guy a lap. Preserve her.

One. I'd like to help you, okay? I don't know anything about wrestling.

Come on.

You're Ed.

I mean, you're always doling out advice. That's like your thing.

You're supposed to be like a father figure to me, for God's sakes.

Father... What?

Oh, yeah.

What? Mike, you used to wrestle in high school, didn't you, Mike? Yes, I did.

Really?

Dr. Burton, because I've got to wrestle a bear of a man in 48 hours. Could you,

like, teach me some stuff?

Sure.

Yes. You see, I knew you'd know what to do.

You are back, my friend.

Wait a minute. Why does he get credit? I'm the one who's teaching you how to

wrestle. Well, because he's Ed.

Oh, yeah.

That's right. You got nothing to worry about, my friend.

You're Ed.

Mr.

Frawley. Excuse me. Mr. Frawley. Yes?

Hi.

I'm Ed Stevens.

I'm a lawyer. And I'm also a big fan of your donuts. Seriously.

And the way you spell shop, S -H -O -P -P -E, as opposed to S -H -O -P, it's

very wise. Very classy.

Just like your Bavarian cream glaze.

Also very classy.

A classy donut.

Uh, Mr. Pauly, no, listen, I'd like to... I've heard about your current

situation. I'd like to offer my services free of charge. I mean, suit for $112.

Right, $112, which I personally feel you should not have to pay. It's $112.

Which you should not have to pay. You are the least effective ambulance chaser

in history. This here is a matter of principle, which is why I'd like to

my services pro bono, free of charge. No, thank you. I think I'd be fine in my

own way. Sir, if I might, there's this old saying that goes, he who represents

himself is a fool for a client.

Not that I think... I don't think you're... Okay, listen.

I'll tell you what. I'll pay you 50 bucks to let me be your lawyer.

Is this one of them Ponzi schemes?

No, sir. I just really want this case.

Okay. Thank you.

How much will you pay me to draft my will?

I've never seen him like that.

I mean, the veins were popping out of his neck.

Really? Dennis?

Yeah, I know. He's usually so cool and detached, but not this time. I mean, he

exploded.

God, what's the deal with this guy?

I don't know. I mean, you're the one who's always going into his office. I

really know the guy. That's just the thing. I don't really know him either.

He's, um, he's an enigma.

An enigma?

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, his old job, he's inventing after -school programs,

awards, and then he gets fired.

Why? Why? I mean, why do you fire Dennis Martino?

You are so in love with this guy. What?

Come on. I've seen this a million times. These are always the guys that you go

for. The attractive, hard -to -crack ones. You know, the broken guy that you

fix. Please.

You are obsessed with Dennis Martino.

I'm not obsessed with him. I'm intrigued by the enigma.

Miss Vessi, I thought we had reached a new understanding.

No, Dennis, we haven't. Look, I'm sorry if I hurt your little feelings

yesterday, but if this is the defiant Carol Vessi, the nobody -talks -to -me

-that -way -I -don't -take -crap -from -anybody Carol Vessi, do me a favor and

save it for both of us. I don't have time for the clichés right now.

I... Actually, I came... You are determined.

To push everyone away from you. You want everyone here to hate you. And I gotta

hand it to you, Dennis.

You're doing a pretty good job.

But here's the thing.

I'm not going for it. I'm just not.

Sorry. You're not going for what?

You're not a bad guy.

You don't know me at all.

No.

I don't know you. You're right.

But I have read all about you.

And I read about how you helped people.

About how you made a difference in their lives.

I saw...

Pictures of you laughing and smiling, and I saw kindness and compassion.

So, you're right.

I don't know you.

But I do know this.

You're not a bad guy.

You're just... You're pretending to be one.

What happened in Massachusetts?

Why did they fire you?

I'm sorry.

That's none of my business.

Oh, um, but I am having a dinner party on Friday night for some friends, and if

you'd like to come, we would love to have you. I'm sorry. I don't socialize

the staff.

No, of course not.

You just keep pretending, Dennis.

Hi, Warren.

Hi. Why don't we start by you showing me what you know, all right? Oh, okay.

I've been working on some new moves in my basement, so why don't you just show

me what you got, all right?

Okay, so I invented this called the high -low.

So basically, come in very high, high, right, right, see? This is high, I'm

doing high, right, so high. And then I go, bam, I go low, so very low.

See, you were sure I was going to strike high, but you were sadly mistaken,

because now I'm low.

I'm so low, you don't have time to react.

Come on, come on, get up, get up, get up, all right, all right.

stupid. Yeah, it's not stupid.

I'm going to show you something much more basic.

A very basic move, but a very effective one.

It's called a single leg takedown.

Oh, I like the single leg. Yeah, it's good. And when done quickly, like say

moment the referee blows the whistle, if done quickly, sometimes you can

surprise your opponent.

Okay, so go ahead and blow the whistle.

Come on, get up.

I just don't like being confined like that.

Now you try it on me, okay?

Drop to your knees, shoot the right hand, and pull from here to the left.

That was awesome.

Let's do it again, but this time tell me you drop to your knees, shoot fast to

the right hand, and then pull to the left.

Case number 10 -101 -CPB, Hector versus Frawley.

Let's see what we've got here.

Leaves from defendant's tree fell upon plaintiff's property, amassing in big...

Righteous.

Okay, what is that? Is that some sort of slacker character? Because that is not

who I am.

You wanted perfume?

Yeah, I figured you were perfume.

Righteous. You paid for the leaf removal.

You want him to pay. You've got to be kidding me.

We're here for $112.

Your Honor, if I may.

Your Honor, if I may. This case is not about the... This case is not about...

It's not about the $112. It's not about the money. Your Honor, this case... Your

Honor, is it about neighbors?

No, Your Honor.

What does it take to be a neighbor?

Is it, is it, is it, is it a common tree? A shared fence?

Or is it...

A feeling.

Why come off like that to you?

A little bit.

All right.

I'll hear it. Mr. Stevens, why don't you go first?

Tell me why Mr.

Hector should have to pay $112 to clean up leaves for Mr. Frawley Street.

Gladly.

And he made me feel for all the world Like I was the king of all the world I

on a window late When he came upon me there Everything was out of

sight for the moment But right around the time I had to get going I can't

me out Cause I've got your number Oh, you make me feel

like I'm the king of all the world

$112.

All right, Mr. Baxter.

Let the dog and pony show continue.

Mr. Baxter.

Um... His leaves fell on my client's property, and

my client had to clean them up.

That's all you've got?

Neighbors. Brawley wins. Forget the $112.

I always rule in favor of the guy with the big fan.

This won't change anything.

Oh, really?

You think when people hear about this, they're going to want to go with the

bowling alley lawyer who won or the bowling alley lawyer who lost?

Good luck with the practice.

This is Koleckia for the 152 -pound weight class.

Never heard a man's spine snap?

Welcome

to

the House of Pain.

Yeah, let's see about that.

I wasn't even ready, Cheswick. Come on, people. Let's get it on.

No!

Get it!

Okay,

keep going.

Finn doesn't decide the match in triumph.

Oh, that's all you got, huh?

Bring it on, baby.

Let's go, fellas. Move it back.

Don't let yourself go.

Because everybody cries.

And everybody hurts sometimes.

Carol Bessie dropped this off. She said it was some kind of evaluation.

Thank you, Eunice.

Oh, hey, I'm Diane Snyder. I think I know everything.

Warren, why don't you try it for the wrestling team?

If you hadn't been so obnoxious, Tony Pellecchio would never have jumped a

weight class just to beat up on you. Oh, if you hadn't been so obnoxious, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Do you guys think I'd look good with a goatee?

No.

Cheswick, I heard you got a takedown off Tony Pellecchio today.

Yeah. Cool.

Nice going, Warren.

I never liked Tony Pellecchio.

Well, it's funny.

Are you around?

Seriously,

what do you think?

This guy tried to steal my identity, got his hand caught in the cookie jar. You

keep your identity in a cookie jar?

Okay, that's it. That's it, little wife.

Honey, come on, give me the mic.

You are crazy.

Dennis,

hi. Hi.

You came here. Please, come in, join us. No, I'm not here for dinner. I just

came to top it off.

Okay, you know what?

You win.

You win.

You want me to leave you alone? You got it.

I've tried everything.

I've tried being nice.

I've tried yelling at you.

And nothing works. Nothing works. So I am done. I'm done.

I am officially out of ideas of how to get through to you.

Okay.

It's not okay.

That's what my heart...

God is pure.

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