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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,490 --> 00:00:06,230 I came up with a theme song for Sarah. 2 00:00:06,710 --> 00:00:07,760 Go ahead. 3 00:00:08,330 --> 00:00:09,380 Give me the child. 4 00:00:09,630 --> 00:00:10,690 The child is yours. 5 00:00:15,290 --> 00:00:17,190 Hello, my name is Sarah. 6 00:00:17,590 --> 00:00:19,310 I'm a superhero, baby. 7 00:00:19,630 --> 00:00:21,550 I can squash you all like bugs. 8 00:00:22,010 --> 00:00:23,060 But I won't. 9 00:00:23,090 --> 00:00:24,140 Well, maybe. 10 00:00:24,470 --> 00:00:25,730 You're a talented man, Ed. 11 00:00:26,770 --> 00:00:28,050 I hate to see that. 12 00:00:28,450 --> 00:00:29,790 What? Old dad? 13 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:33,620 I always feel bad for him trying to do that young dad stuff. 14 00:00:33,621 --> 00:00:37,079 See that move right there? I'll be sore for a month. 15 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,539 I don't think you gave me enough credit for that theme song. 16 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:40,680 But I won't will, maybe. 17 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,050 That's solid gold. 18 00:00:42,051 --> 00:00:44,499 Maybe I should have another kid before I get too old. 19 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:45,550 Oh, Mike. 20 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:48,350 Your biological clock is ticking. That's so adorable. 21 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,970 I'm serious, Ed. I want to be one of those old dads. 22 00:00:51,140 --> 00:00:54,450 One of those 65 -year -old guys comes into high school graduation. 23 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,040 Remember Frankie Cochran's dad? 24 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,020 Yep. That man smelled like parsley. 25 00:00:59,340 --> 00:01:01,020 No, that wasn't because he was old. 26 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,280 Yeah, hell, it wasn't. 27 00:01:03,700 --> 00:01:04,750 Hey, Mike. 28 00:01:05,729 --> 00:01:08,379 Ten bucks if you got another little horse over there. 29 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:10,450 You rock back and forth and you scream. 30 00:01:10,451 --> 00:01:11,649 Look at me, everybody. 31 00:01:11,650 --> 00:01:12,700 I'm a cowboy. 32 00:01:12,850 --> 00:01:13,900 Yee -haw. 33 00:01:14,410 --> 00:01:16,110 Do the yee -haw part? Yeah. 34 00:01:16,430 --> 00:01:17,870 I'm going to need the yee -haw. 35 00:01:21,650 --> 00:01:22,790 There he goes. 36 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:50,479 It's my moment in the sun Oh, how 37 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:57,059 beautiful I'll be But in a normal 38 00:01:57,060 --> 00:02:02,640 sort of way Like I am you 39 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:29,130 42 long. 40 00:02:29,660 --> 00:02:33,540 Sorry? Your jacket size, 42 long. I put your shirt at 15 1⁄2, 33. 41 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,340 Actually, that's right. Sorry, do I know you? 42 00:02:36,341 --> 00:02:37,699 Ron Leverett. 43 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:41,159 I own Suitopia over on Greenwood Road, the men's clothing store. Yes, 44 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:44,259 absolutely. I got my first suit from your dad when I was 11 years old. A tan, 45 00:02:44,260 --> 00:02:46,759 double -breasted corduroy number, little handkerchief in the pocket. Your dad 46 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:49,319 said it made me look like Kojak. Did you want to look like Kojak? On this 47 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:50,640 particular day, yes, I did. 48 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:51,750 Have a seat, please. 49 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:56,279 Well, Dad retired, and I own the store now, and I need the legal services of 50 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:57,330 Ed's team. 51 00:02:57,331 --> 00:03:01,849 What's the problem? A few weeks ago, I fired a woman who worked for me named 52 00:03:01,850 --> 00:03:02,689 Heather Ross. 53 00:03:02,690 --> 00:03:05,689 Now she's suing me for wrongful termination. On what basis? 54 00:03:05,690 --> 00:03:06,740 Sexual harassment. 55 00:03:07,890 --> 00:03:08,940 Sexual harassment? 56 00:03:08,941 --> 00:03:10,169 That's a serious charge. 57 00:03:10,170 --> 00:03:13,049 Believe me, I know. I have never been through anything like this before in my 58 00:03:13,050 --> 00:03:17,149 life. Well, Ron, if I'm going to be your lawyer, then I'm going to need to know 59 00:03:17,150 --> 00:03:20,349 everything. You understand what I'm asking here? You're asking me if I 60 00:03:20,350 --> 00:03:21,489 harassed Heather Ross. 61 00:03:21,490 --> 00:03:22,750 That's what I'm asking. No. 62 00:03:22,751 --> 00:03:26,159 No as in no or no as in there's this one time I asked her out on a date. Ed, I 63 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:29,319 never laid a hand on this woman. I never asked her out. I never made a pass. 64 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,799 Nothing. I'm a happily married man. 65 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,479 Then why is she doing this? She's upset that I fired her and she thinks she can 66 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,080 make a quick buck by scaring me. 67 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:38,319 It's the easiest thing today for a woman to make up that she was sexually 68 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:39,640 harassed in the workplace. 69 00:03:39,641 --> 00:03:42,739 Well, I'm not going to give in to this, Ed. I didn't do anything wrong. 70 00:03:42,740 --> 00:03:44,359 Do you have a good reason for firing her? 71 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:46,980 The best reason. The only reason. Her sales dropped. 72 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:48,290 Off the charts. 73 00:03:48,340 --> 00:03:51,710 In the last six months, she sold one -fifth what the other girl sold. 74 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:53,260 I got figures to prove it. 75 00:03:53,940 --> 00:03:55,200 She wants a hundred grand. 76 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:58,180 That'd put me out of business. 77 00:03:58,181 --> 00:04:01,879 I mean, I'm a mom and pop deal. I got discount chains and department stores 78 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:02,930 climbing up my ass. 79 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,810 Well, how can I say no to the son of the man who dressed me up as Kojak? 80 00:04:07,140 --> 00:04:08,580 Thank you, Ed. You're welcome. 81 00:04:10,140 --> 00:04:14,120 Fitzgerald uses lots of references to clocks and timetables in The Great 82 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,880 What do you think they represent? 83 00:04:16,180 --> 00:04:17,880 Come on, let's get in there. Go deep. 84 00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:19,990 Bingo. 85 00:04:20,540 --> 00:04:21,590 What's that? 86 00:04:23,690 --> 00:04:24,970 Nothing. Okay. 87 00:04:25,530 --> 00:04:26,580 Anybody? 88 00:04:27,170 --> 00:04:28,220 Anything? 89 00:04:28,830 --> 00:04:30,470 Mark? Huh? 90 00:04:31,110 --> 00:04:33,210 Clocks? Watches? Timetables? 91 00:04:34,570 --> 00:04:39,010 Well, you know what I always say, the best motif is a recurring motif. 92 00:04:39,510 --> 00:04:40,560 Bingo. 93 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,550 Wow, this looks great, eh? 94 00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:50,930 Nooner! What? 95 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:52,940 What? Did you say Nooner? 96 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:54,860 No, you said Nooner. 97 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,340 The male approaches the female. 98 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:01,150 He sniffs twice. 99 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:03,840 The female laughs. 100 00:05:04,340 --> 00:05:05,390 She accepts. 101 00:05:05,391 --> 00:05:08,279 I'm sorry, honey, I can't. The guys from Grace Church are upstairs taking the 102 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:11,059 stuff. Let's do it in the garage. We've never done it in the garage. Yes, we 103 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:12,500 did. We did it on your birthday. 104 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:14,920 Mike, there are two men upstairs. 105 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:16,190 We can work with that. 106 00:05:16,531 --> 00:05:21,319 Hey, guys. Is there anything I can do to help you? 107 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:24,919 No, Mrs. Burton, just a few more trips to the truck. I think we'll have it all. 108 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:27,260 You've got a lot of albums. Yeah, all vinyl. 109 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:28,860 Anything by the Knack? 110 00:05:29,420 --> 00:05:31,800 Knack? Well, you know, I'm not sure about that. 111 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:34,520 Oh, no. No, not those. 112 00:05:34,521 --> 00:05:37,859 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said all this stuff. Yes, I did, but I didn't 113 00:05:37,860 --> 00:05:41,819 my business suits. I'm sorry. No, those stay. I'm going to hang on to those for 114 00:05:41,820 --> 00:05:45,200 a little while. But there are two boxes of sweaters right up there. 115 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:49,400 Oh, don't forget this lovely shoe thingy. 116 00:05:51,690 --> 00:05:52,770 The church thanks you. 117 00:05:54,350 --> 00:05:57,690 Sure. When is your evaluation session with Darth Vader? 118 00:05:58,110 --> 00:05:59,490 What are you talking about? 119 00:05:59,730 --> 00:06:01,110 You didn't get one of these? 120 00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:08,029 An evaluation session to discuss teaching techniques and strategies. I 121 00:06:08,030 --> 00:06:10,680 gotten this, and I don't know anybody who has. Oh, God. 122 00:06:12,310 --> 00:06:15,010 Somebody's got a crush on Carol Duffy. Yeah, right. 123 00:06:15,330 --> 00:06:16,380 Man wants to kill me. 124 00:06:18,039 --> 00:06:21,420 Oh, hey, I got a message from Ed saying he can't make it tonight. 125 00:06:21,421 --> 00:06:23,959 Yeah, yeah, I know. He's caught up at work. He's got a new case. 126 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:25,010 Sexual harassment? 127 00:06:25,011 --> 00:06:28,539 Really? Yeah, you know the men's store on Greenbrook Street? The guy who owns 128 00:06:28,540 --> 00:06:30,460 is getting sued and Ed is defending him. 129 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:33,020 Ed's defending Ron Leverett? 130 00:06:33,021 --> 00:06:33,919 Mm -hmm. 131 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:34,970 And you know him? 132 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:36,890 Yeah. 133 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:44,480 Ron Leverett is scum. 134 00:06:44,481 --> 00:06:47,569 Not as catchy as hello, but it still gets your attention. 135 00:06:47,570 --> 00:06:48,620 Okay. Hello. 136 00:06:48,621 --> 00:06:53,349 Ron Leverett is scum. Tell me you're not actually defending a guy like this. A 137 00:06:53,350 --> 00:06:55,909 guy like what? Have you been to Ron's store since he took it over from his 138 00:06:55,910 --> 00:07:00,069 father? No, why? Okay. He makes the salesgirls dress in short tight skirts 139 00:07:00,070 --> 00:07:01,120 little halter tops. 140 00:07:01,390 --> 00:07:06,029 What? Yeah, and he tells them that they have to, have to, flirt heavily with the 141 00:07:06,030 --> 00:07:06,989 male customers. 142 00:07:06,990 --> 00:07:09,949 How do you know so much about this? Heather Ross is a former student of 143 00:07:09,950 --> 00:07:12,669 She wouldn't play along with the game, so he fired her. She's heartbroken. 144 00:07:12,670 --> 00:07:13,720 I had no idea. 145 00:07:14,980 --> 00:07:16,480 Your client is a soup pimp. 146 00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:19,980 Yeah, well, he's not going to be my client much longer. 147 00:07:20,071 --> 00:07:22,139 Soup pimp. 148 00:07:22,140 --> 00:07:23,190 That was good. 149 00:07:23,191 --> 00:07:26,139 Spur of the moment, you make that up on the way over here. Way over. 150 00:07:26,140 --> 00:07:26,839 Still good. 151 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,220 Nothing to be ashamed about. 152 00:07:28,221 --> 00:07:31,819 Yes, I'd like to speak with Ron Leverett, please. Who's calling? 153 00:07:31,820 --> 00:07:32,870 This is Ed Stevens. 154 00:07:32,871 --> 00:07:35,039 He's not in. May I take a message? 155 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,630 Yes, have him call me the second he gets in. Thank you. 156 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,300 He didn't leave your number. Ah. 157 00:07:42,909 --> 00:07:45,739 That was a great dinner, honey. Thank you. You're welcome. 158 00:07:45,790 --> 00:07:49,580 I know we've been kind of watching the calories, but how about for dessert? 159 00:07:49,890 --> 00:07:53,650 Serve up some of my sweet, sweet lovin'. Mike, what's going on with you? 160 00:07:54,350 --> 00:07:55,400 Nothing. 161 00:07:55,401 --> 00:07:59,229 Honey, you know, your job as a doctor is to treat head injuries, not sustain 162 00:07:59,230 --> 00:08:05,189 them. I know. I was just thinking that maybe you might be stimulated by the 163 00:08:05,190 --> 00:08:07,690 pleasure of a little physical intimacy. 164 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:10,810 Stimulated by the pleasure of? 165 00:08:10,811 --> 00:08:13,799 Have you been reading Playboy again? Is that what they tell you to say? 166 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,040 Oh, no. I, no. 167 00:08:15,420 --> 00:08:20,460 I was just, uh... Mike, what's going on? 168 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:27,900 Um... Um... Vance, 169 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,600 I want to have another baby. 170 00:08:30,540 --> 00:08:36,400 What? I was, I was thinking that maybe we should think about having another, 171 00:08:36,460 --> 00:08:38,700 baby. Are you serious? 172 00:08:39,670 --> 00:08:44,869 Because I just, I can't believe, I mean, I just... You actually want to have 173 00:08:44,870 --> 00:08:47,749 another baby? How can you want to have another baby, Mike? 174 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:51,229 Well, I just... I mean, you know, we are just barely dealing with the baby that 175 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:51,949 we do have. 176 00:08:51,950 --> 00:08:53,630 And you want to have another baby? 177 00:08:53,930 --> 00:08:57,510 That's great. I mean, Mike, look at this house. This house is a mess. 178 00:08:57,511 --> 00:08:59,869 And, you know, part of the reason I quit my job is so that I could get this 179 00:08:59,870 --> 00:09:03,350 whole place organized. And I barely made a dent in it. And you just... Okay. 180 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:04,770 I mean, Mike, how can we... 181 00:09:05,491 --> 00:09:09,159 I don't know. I don't think it's that messy. 182 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,959 You don't think it's that messy. You don't think it's that messy. You know 183 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,000 It's a pigsty, Mike. It's a pigsty. 184 00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:16,330 Mike, our lives are just completely disorganized. 185 00:09:16,331 --> 00:09:20,619 And you know something else? Sarah is a real handful, Mike. I mean, I adore her. 186 00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:23,450 Don't get me wrong. I love her so much. But she has a real job. 187 00:09:23,451 --> 00:09:26,959 And this is not making me an evil person for having said that out loud. I don't 188 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,380 think... Wow. 189 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:31,490 Wow. You actually want to have another baby? 190 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:33,640 Okay. Okay. 191 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:36,159 Okay. You know what? You want another baby? 192 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,159 Have another baby. 193 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:37,919 Hey, stop. 194 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,899 No, no, no, no, Mike. If you want to have another baby, far be it from me to 195 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:41,950 in your way. 196 00:09:41,951 --> 00:09:44,859 You're stressed out about the house. No, come on. I think we should make a baby. 197 00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:47,119 Let's make a baby. If you want one, it's a good enough reason for me. 198 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,159 That's this. 199 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,740 I'm not having a sarcastic baby. 200 00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:57,960 Okay, Donnie, take a deep breath and let it go. 201 00:09:58,940 --> 00:09:59,990 Good. 202 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,130 What are you doing? 203 00:10:02,620 --> 00:10:03,670 Where's my ball? 204 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:05,600 Donnie, Phil, what's going on? 205 00:10:06,359 --> 00:10:07,900 Mr. Stoico here lost his ball. 206 00:10:07,901 --> 00:10:09,919 The Devastator? 207 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,540 You lost the Devastator? Where? 208 00:10:11,541 --> 00:10:12,779 Right here. 209 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:15,850 I bowled, and the ball never came back out of the bowl with him. 210 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:19,270 Maybe it stuck. No, no, no. The other ball's been coming back. 211 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,430 Could it have fallen back by the pin setter? Already checked, Bosco. 212 00:10:23,431 --> 00:10:24,659 Not there. 213 00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:26,759 What do you think, Donnie? Could someone have walked off with him? 214 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:30,639 I've been standing here the whole time. Plus, you know the Devastator with its 215 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,080 characteristic flame motif. 216 00:10:32,081 --> 00:10:35,379 Nobody's going to walk off with Donnie's ball. Right. Well, I'll tell you what. 217 00:10:35,380 --> 00:10:39,120 We'll find it or we'll replace it. There is no replacing that ball. 218 00:10:39,121 --> 00:10:42,179 Then we'll find it. Phil, I want you and Kenny to turn this place upside down. 219 00:10:42,180 --> 00:10:45,139 Wait, wait. Do you mean that literally? Because we will have these lanes on the 220 00:10:45,140 --> 00:10:47,000 ceiling by closing time. Find the ball. 221 00:10:47,540 --> 00:10:48,590 I'm on it. 222 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:54,890 Rosvethi. 223 00:11:04,729 --> 00:11:06,829 interviewing new trigonometry teachers. 224 00:11:06,990 --> 00:11:08,040 Have a seat. 225 00:11:10,390 --> 00:11:15,950 Well, Betsy, I've been looking over your lesson plan, and frankly, 226 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,390 I'm not impressed. 227 00:11:19,510 --> 00:11:20,930 Really? Really. 228 00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:22,450 You're clearly in a rut. 229 00:11:23,130 --> 00:11:26,500 Well, this is the first time anyone's brought that to my attention. 230 00:11:26,550 --> 00:11:29,500 Principal Gable was always very happy with my lesson plan. 231 00:11:29,650 --> 00:11:31,820 Yeah, well, I'm not Principal Gable, am I? 232 00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:33,060 No, you're not. 233 00:11:33,061 --> 00:11:36,139 It happens sometimes with younger teachers. Staleness sets in after a 234 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:40,099 years, and pretty soon you're just regurgitating half -remembered aphorisms 235 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,360 some undergraduate English seminar. 236 00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:46,310 Regurgitating? Okay, excuse me. Your take on Gatsby, for example? 237 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:50,219 Boilerplate, cut and dry, symbols, recurring motifs. Well, I do think that 238 00:11:50,220 --> 00:11:52,299 are things that are important for the students to know about. I'm pretty sure 239 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:55,670 that Fitzgerald intended there to be an emotional core to his book. 240 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:58,090 Maybe it would help if you looked for it. 241 00:11:59,780 --> 00:12:03,959 This is crazy. This is crazy. I was voted best teacher three years in a row 242 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:04,839 the senior class. 243 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:08,179 And no, I did not win last year, but that's only because Mr. Leonard from 244 00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:12,060 Sciences threw his students a luau. My backyard, it's not big enough for a 245 00:12:12,061 --> 00:12:14,479 But the point being, I'm an excellent teacher. 246 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,040 I'm an excellent... Miss Fethy. Yes. 247 00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:17,630 Rethink. Retool. 248 00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:19,680 Take to the heart of the matter. 249 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:23,820 Who the hell do you think you are? 250 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,770 It's like you've had it in for me since day one. 251 00:12:26,771 --> 00:12:30,409 I am very sorry if you're upset that I challenged you about Warren Cheswick's 252 00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:32,330 punishment. But to attack my teaching? 253 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,170 Really? You're not even a teacher. 254 00:12:34,370 --> 00:12:35,630 You're an administrator. 255 00:12:35,790 --> 00:12:36,840 There. 256 00:12:37,430 --> 00:12:38,480 I'll get it. 257 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:39,720 Perfect. 258 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,380 Right. 259 00:12:50,441 --> 00:12:53,799 Why didn't you return any of my calls? 260 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,020 Ed, you look sharp. 261 00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:56,500 Nice two -button affair. 262 00:12:56,501 --> 00:12:58,999 Subtle stripes. Says I am a lawyer. Hear me roar. 263 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,719 Why didn't you return any of my calls? I was busy. Fall clearance. Everything 264 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:04,399 must go. You lied to me. What do you mean? You told me you never sexually 265 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,259 harassed Heather Ross. I didn't sexually harass Heather Ross. 266 00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:10,359 What are you talking about? You told her to dress up in sexy tops, tight skirts, 267 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:11,559 flirt with all the male customers? 268 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:15,230 Yeah, not just her, all the girls. So you admit this? Hey, Ed, I'm a realist. 269 00:13:15,231 --> 00:13:17,119 Can't slash prices the way the chains can? 270 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,819 Offer the customer a fuller experience. 271 00:13:18,820 --> 00:13:19,679 A fuller experience? 272 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:22,639 Sure, pretty girls show some leg, flirts with them, they buy a suit. Everybody's 273 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,820 happy. I'm not happy. It's business 101, Ed. Sex sells. 274 00:13:25,821 --> 00:13:28,319 You fired Heather Ross because she wouldn't go along with this? I let her 275 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,799 her way. Her sales figures were stinking up the place. You better find someone 276 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:31,539 else to represent. 277 00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:34,239 Ed, come on. Ron, I don't agree with what you're doing, okay? I don't think 278 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:37,039 right to make women wear short skirts in order to sell a few more. I don't agree 279 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,719 with that. And furthermore, if you'd told me the truth, I never would have 280 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:40,599 the case. 281 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:44,450 Ed, Stockieville's a small town. We're about to go into court. You drop me now, 282 00:13:44,451 --> 00:13:45,639 people are going to think I'm guilty. 283 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:46,759 Sounds like you are guilty. 284 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,539 Hey, is that any way for my lawyer to talk? 285 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:50,950 Only your lawyer for another five minutes, Ron. 286 00:13:50,951 --> 00:13:54,519 Mr. Stevens, I understand you have something to say before we begin jury 287 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:55,900 selection? Yes, Your Honor. 288 00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:57,479 I'd like to withdraw from this case. 289 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,540 Why? I have a moral issue with my client. 290 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,400 Mr. Stevens, see me in my chamber. 291 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:03,530 Immediately. 292 00:14:07,170 --> 00:14:10,949 Judge LaRue, let me explain. You see, after I took this case, certain 293 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,849 circumstances surrounding my client came to light. 294 00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:16,769 I know what came to light. What came to light is that Ron Leverett isn't a slam 295 00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:17,820 -dunk good guy. 296 00:14:17,821 --> 00:14:23,129 Newsflash. The world isn't full of teddy bears for Ed Stevens to defend. 297 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,929 I'm well aware of that, Your Honor. It's just that I... Sit down, Mr. Stevens. 298 00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:28,580 Let me explain to you the American judicial process. 299 00:14:28,730 --> 00:14:31,910 Your Honor, that's really not... Sit down and stop talking. 300 00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:33,520 Absolutely. 301 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:39,580 Let's pretend that this tube sock is the judicial system. Grab hold. 302 00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:48,280 Now, I am the plaintiff's attorney. You're the defendant's. I pull. You 303 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,760 Hard, right? We both pull equally. 304 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:55,759 That way, a judge or a jury can look at the facts and decide. Now, if one side 305 00:14:55,760 --> 00:15:00,420 doesn't pull hard enough... You got me? 306 00:15:00,511 --> 00:15:02,319 Yes, sir. 307 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,850 Defend your client, Stevens, and defend him well. 308 00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:09,029 or I'll have you up before a disciplinary committee so fast it will 309 00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:10,080 head spin. 310 00:15:15,050 --> 00:15:16,250 Here comes the airplane. 311 00:15:17,130 --> 00:15:23,950 Oh, I'm sorry, we're going to have to circle the airport. 312 00:15:23,951 --> 00:15:28,509 Okay, you want that back? All right, all right, you don't have to eat. 313 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:29,560 Oh, Sarah. 314 00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:33,409 Daddy wants to give you a little brother or a little sister. 315 00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:35,210 You know, I just don't feel ready yet. 316 00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:39,770 And then I look at you and I think, how can I be ready? 317 00:15:43,090 --> 00:15:44,140 I don't know. 318 00:15:44,141 --> 00:15:47,949 What do you think? I mean, do you think that mommy should just have another baby 319 00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:50,060 right now or do you think she should wait? 320 00:15:50,061 --> 00:15:53,229 All those who think mommy should wait to have a baby signify by saying nothing 321 00:15:53,230 --> 00:15:54,310 and looking adorable. 322 00:15:57,410 --> 00:15:59,820 I always thought I died on that one, girlfriend. 323 00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:16,470 Welcome to Zootopia. Thanks for coming in. 324 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,160 Wow. 325 00:16:18,350 --> 00:16:22,549 What? I'm sorry, that is so unprofessional. It's just that I have 326 00:16:22,550 --> 00:16:23,990 such blue eyes before. 327 00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:27,170 Can I help you, sir? Hi, Krista. This one's mine. 328 00:16:27,630 --> 00:16:31,450 No fair. You always get all the cute ones. You think he's cute now, don't 329 00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:33,720 You see how cute he looks when I dress him up. 330 00:16:33,730 --> 00:16:34,780 I can't wait. 331 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:40,050 You know, I know it's all fake, but I'm still enjoying it. What? 332 00:16:40,051 --> 00:16:42,229 Actually, I came to see Ron. 333 00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:43,280 Oh, Ron? 334 00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:48,660 Hey, if it isn't Get Even Stevens, my very own lawyer. 335 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:53,859 And now that you're on board, let me dress you up in my love. We'll find you 336 00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:54,910 right cut. 337 00:16:54,911 --> 00:16:56,619 God didn't give you shoulders, but I can. 338 00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:59,419 Look, Ron, I think you should offer to settle this case. Let's make it go away. 339 00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:00,219 What do you say? 340 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,779 You're not weaseling out of this case. Judge said so. I actually think it's a 341 00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:03,419 good idea. 342 00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:07,039 Jury trial could get ugly. Why should I settle, Ed? Let her hold me up just 343 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,259 because she thinks she can get away with it? Ron, it's not like her case is 344 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:12,750 groundless. Ed? Yeah? Your English not so good? I'll say it in Spanish. 345 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,100 I'm not going to settle. 346 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:16,070 Okay. 347 00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:27,359 He's yanking me, Ed. 348 00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:32,879 Donnie. Phil, what's going on? I'm trying to rise above the naysayers and 349 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:36,880 technophobes. Phil, a metal detector is not going to help find a bowling ball. 350 00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:38,420 That's what I told him. Fucker. 351 00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:43,979 Is it not possible that the paint on Donnie's ball might contain heavy metal 352 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,540 compounds that could trigger a metal detector? 353 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,930 Aha! 354 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:50,820 I got steel shanks in my boots. 355 00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:54,539 I'm sorry about this, Don. Listen, we would tear apart this ball return 356 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,720 mechanism if we had to. Excuse me. 357 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:03,000 So I hear you're not dropping the case. 358 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,090 No, I'm not. 359 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,460 Why? Because I'm a lawyer, Molly. 360 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:09,939 Lawyers are not allowed to drop cases simply because they don't happen to like 361 00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:12,799 their client. But what Ron Leverett is doing is disgusting. 362 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,919 I know it's disgusting. 363 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,120 So then drop the case, Ed. 364 00:18:15,121 --> 00:18:18,099 Make a statement. What is the worst thing that's going to happen? You're 365 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:19,920 to get a fine, spend a night in jail? 366 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,470 Let the world know that Ron Leverett is a pig. 367 00:18:22,471 --> 00:18:26,019 I don't like the way Ron Leverett sells his suits any more than you do. But I 368 00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:27,439 also don't think that what he's doing is illegal. 369 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,439 So what you're telling me is you're going to get this horrible man off... 370 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:34,099 him go on his merry way selling suits by making women dress like prostitutes? 371 00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,319 Look, Molly, I don't have a choice. 372 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,940 How many times do I have to say it? 373 00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:52,579 When I was in college, there was this pizza joint called Expresso's where all 374 00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:56,139 the frat boys used to hang out. So one day, my two girlfriends and I went in to 375 00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:59,750 apply for jobs. Now, I'd been a waitress before for years. The two of them? 376 00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:00,960 They had no experience. 377 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:05,020 But they were both size fours and very, very cute. 378 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:07,800 You know how the story ends, Ed. 379 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:12,059 And the manager was a nice guy, too. He just, he picked the two girls that were 380 00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:13,099 best for business. 381 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,180 How can you blame him? 382 00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:20,490 Look, Molly, I'm fully aware that the world's not a perfect place. 383 00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:21,830 No. 384 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:26,739 No, it isn't a perfect place, but it doesn't mean that you shouldn't try to 385 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:27,790 something to fix it. 386 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:30,580 Drop the case, Ed. 387 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:33,820 Let the world know that Ron Leverett is a bad guy. 388 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:39,820 There's a lot of references in Gatsby to the characters' clothing. 389 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:45,539 Let's talk specifically about 390 00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:52,419 Gatsby's clothes, Daisy's clothes. What do 391 00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:54,560 they tell us about these characters? 392 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:58,279 I have a different question. What does the author tell us about the characters? 393 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,110 I was just going to make a point. Do you mind, Miss Bessie? 394 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,370 Not at all. Thank you. 395 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,400 James Gatz of North Dakota. 396 00:20:05,260 --> 00:20:06,940 Gatsby's real name, but who is he? 397 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,900 Warren Cheswick, right? 398 00:20:09,901 --> 00:20:11,739 Yes, sir. 399 00:20:11,740 --> 00:20:13,000 Not much of a name, really. 400 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:18,639 Thanks, Scotch. That's fine, Warren, but like James Gatz, you can recreate 401 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:23,180 yourself. Warren Cheswick becomes Ward Chesterfield. 402 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,900 Dennis Martino becomes... 403 00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:27,510 Dash Masters. 404 00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:31,680 Right? James Gatsby becomes Jay Gatsby and we're off. 405 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:38,439 Gatsby, 17, an extravagantly ambitious young man with a heart, in Fitzgerald's 406 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:44,679 words, in a constant, turbulent riot of desire, ambition, of instinct toward 407 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:45,699 future glory. 408 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:49,919 So, when he sees that gorgeous yacht in Lake Superior and he goes to it and 409 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:53,439 accompanies Dan Cody around the world, he launches himself on a uniquely 410 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,800 American journey of self -creation. 411 00:20:56,280 --> 00:21:00,879 A journey that fatefully leads him to Daisy Buchanan and that mansion on Long 412 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:05,820 Island. But what will that journey be for Ward Chesterfield? 413 00:21:07,540 --> 00:21:08,590 I don't know. 414 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:12,640 No one knows. The only one who has any idea is Warren Cheswick of Stuckyville. 415 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,800 Gatsby is us. 416 00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:23,020 You, me, Warren, America, in all its earnest, 417 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,290 innocent... 418 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,380 Grasping Tragic Glory. 419 00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:28,270 I love this book. 420 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:29,930 I hope you do, too. 421 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,090 Excuse me. 422 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:35,310 Sorry. 423 00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:38,890 Guess I was just in the mood for a little administrating. 424 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,000 Hey, Donnie, what are you doing? 425 00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:51,660 Cleaning out my locker, Ed. 426 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,340 Bowling, it's over for me. 427 00:21:53,341 --> 00:21:56,839 What? What are you talking about? You have league championships next week. 428 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,040 Without the Devastator. 429 00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,410 What's the point? 430 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,440 Don't worry, Donnie. Have faith. We will find your ball. 431 00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:07,140 Kenneth, loose the bloodhounds. 432 00:22:25,390 --> 00:22:27,370 Actual bloodhounds are a little pricey. 433 00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:29,180 Come with me. 434 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:32,949 Look, whatever you're doing, knock it off. Okay, you're driving this poor guy 435 00:22:32,950 --> 00:22:33,909 nuts. Shh. 436 00:22:33,910 --> 00:22:36,380 Don't worry, Bosco. I'm just buying a little time. 437 00:22:36,410 --> 00:22:37,630 What? Why? 438 00:22:38,950 --> 00:22:40,000 Shh. 439 00:22:48,030 --> 00:22:50,380 Dennis. Dennis, can I speak to you for a minute? 440 00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:52,520 Um... 441 00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:55,910 I really didn't appreciate what you did in my classroom yesterday. 442 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,970 Well, that's fine. Your students seem to. 443 00:22:59,971 --> 00:23:03,899 Well, that's great. You blew them away. But you see, I have the students for an 444 00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:07,459 hour a day. You come into your best five minutes and then disappear. I mean, I 445 00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:10,219 can't compete with that. What do you want me to do? Just shoot fireworks out 446 00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:14,780 ass? What do you want me to do? 447 00:23:14,781 --> 00:23:17,019 I suppose it would be a good thing if you read the book. 448 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:20,639 What? When was the last time you read The Great Gatsby, Miss Bessie? I mean, 449 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:24,039 actually read it as an adult, not just flip through your little post -it notes 450 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,600 and slap together a lesson plan. 451 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:30,290 Oh, 452 00:23:31,220 --> 00:23:34,170 by the way, you might want to ask your students about bingo. 453 00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:40,190 Boy. 454 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,440 Oh, Miss Bessie. 455 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,450 What's bingo? 456 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:46,440 I don't know what to say. 457 00:23:46,441 --> 00:23:50,679 talking about sure you do bingo all the kids keep whispering in my class you 458 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:57,179 know bingo wait bingo what's his name oh the song she's got your chest like you 459 00:23:57,180 --> 00:24:03,019 might as well spill it i don't know what you're talking about okay 460 00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:08,399 like bingo is this just a game that some of the kids play in your class 461 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:13,999 sometimes go on and like we made like bingo cards with all the things you 462 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,980 say like your little bestiesms 463 00:24:16,980 --> 00:24:18,030 Vessi -isms? 464 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,620 Yeah, you know, like recurring motif or go deep. 465 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:24,700 Let's take copious notes. 466 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,800 Warren Sheswick is a sex robot. 467 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,320 Thanks. I get it. 468 00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:30,380 But it's a good thing, you know? 469 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:32,980 What'd you do that for? 470 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,220 It's good for you. It builds character. 471 00:24:49,870 --> 00:24:50,920 Oh, my God. 472 00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:54,010 Honey, the house looks amazing. 473 00:24:55,270 --> 00:24:56,320 Mikey? 474 00:24:57,730 --> 00:24:58,780 Mike? 475 00:25:01,330 --> 00:25:02,380 What are you doing? 476 00:25:02,381 --> 00:25:05,929 Cleaning and organizing, man. Me a little sweaty, man. 477 00:25:05,930 --> 00:25:07,809 Reckon you don't mind I use the old shower. 478 00:25:07,810 --> 00:25:10,749 Okay, what did you do with my husband, handsome stranger? 479 00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:12,190 I'm not at liberty to say, man. 480 00:25:12,191 --> 00:25:18,409 Well, I hope he knows that I'm still not sure about this whole baby thing. 481 00:25:18,410 --> 00:25:19,460 Oh. 482 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:23,060 I think I injured a muscle. Yes, I do believe I pulled a trapezius. 483 00:25:23,460 --> 00:25:25,380 Did I trouble you for a little massage? 484 00:25:27,180 --> 00:25:31,319 You're cleaning and organizing, huh? Oh, sure enough. I spent two hours in this 485 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,370 here closet alone. 486 00:25:33,260 --> 00:25:34,860 You cleaned out my closet? 487 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,290 Yes, ma 'am. 488 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:37,730 Oh. 489 00:25:38,740 --> 00:25:39,790 Mike, 490 00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:43,320 what did you do with my work clothes? 491 00:25:43,660 --> 00:25:44,740 Well, ma 'am, I... Drop it. 492 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:50,790 Put them in the wardrobe. ordered her boxes, and took them to the church. 493 00:25:51,010 --> 00:25:52,060 Oh, Mike. 494 00:25:52,061 --> 00:25:55,229 What? You're the one who said the house was too disorganized. If we're going to 495 00:25:55,230 --> 00:25:58,540 have a second baby, we need to get it together better. Oh, man, Mike. 496 00:25:59,230 --> 00:26:00,280 Come on. 497 00:26:00,281 --> 00:26:04,109 I'm sorry, Nance. I didn't think you were going to be wearing the suits 498 00:26:04,110 --> 00:26:05,160 soon. 499 00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:22,760 There you go. 500 00:26:22,761 --> 00:26:25,549 So what are you working on? Ross versus Leverett. I thought you dropped that 501 00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:26,850 case. I told you that. 502 00:26:27,110 --> 00:26:28,550 Am I allowed to tell you that? 503 00:26:29,230 --> 00:26:31,170 Um, I'm going to stay out of this one. 504 00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:36,389 That's probably a wise decision. I type, this has been the worst week of my 505 00:26:36,390 --> 00:26:38,800 bowling alley slash lawyer professional life. 506 00:26:38,801 --> 00:26:39,949 That was a coincidence. 507 00:26:39,950 --> 00:26:42,989 I just found out that my English students think that I am so boring that 508 00:26:42,990 --> 00:26:45,520 have developed an entire game around my dullness. 509 00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:46,730 You? Boring? 510 00:26:46,731 --> 00:26:48,119 That's ridiculous. 511 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:51,430 That's what I thought. But then you got Principal Jackass Martino. 512 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,420 Ed! What? 513 00:26:54,421 --> 00:26:55,919 Drifted off. 514 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,379 Sorry, that's my favorite joke. So Dennis is on your case again? 515 00:26:58,380 --> 00:26:59,119 Mm -hmm. 516 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,959 He thinks I should reread Gatsby and make a whole new lesson plan. 517 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:02,759 Should you? 518 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:06,700 I don't know. I feel like if I do that, it's admitting that he's right. 519 00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:08,310 Is he? 520 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,080 He's one of you Socrates. 521 00:27:10,081 --> 00:27:14,359 You know, it occurs to me, and I don't know if you can use this in your class, 522 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,410 but... 523 00:27:15,411 --> 00:27:17,599 It occurs to me there's something oddly familiar about the plot of The Great 524 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,740 Gatsby. What's that? 525 00:27:18,741 --> 00:27:21,959 If I'm not mistaken, Gatsby buys a mansion so he can be across the bay from 526 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:22,779 Daisy. Am I right? 527 00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:25,780 Yeah. So, mansion, bowling alley? 528 00:27:26,691 --> 00:27:28,779 Hello. 529 00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:34,439 I am Gatsby. I am so Gatsby. I am The Great Gatsby. I say, old sport, bring me 530 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,799 bath of gin and a couple of flappers, would you? Excellent. A Gatsby -esque 531 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:38,850 dork. 532 00:27:39,851 --> 00:27:46,779 Ms. Ross, why don't you take us through a typical day working at Zootopia? 533 00:27:46,780 --> 00:27:50,390 All right. Well, first thing in the morning, we would show up at the store. 534 00:27:50,391 --> 00:27:53,879 Mr. Leverett would look us over to see if we were dressed appropriately. 535 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,419 What do you mean by appropriately? 536 00:27:55,420 --> 00:27:56,960 Were our skirts tight enough? 537 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,660 Were we showing enough leg? 538 00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:02,350 Sometimes if he wasn't satisfied, he'd send us home to change. 539 00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:04,820 I see. And if you pass muster, then what? 540 00:28:05,140 --> 00:28:07,730 Well, then the customer walks in and it's showtime. 541 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:10,160 Showtime? That's what Ron called it. 542 00:28:10,570 --> 00:28:13,640 Time to act like a bimbo and humiliate yourself to make a sale. 543 00:28:13,950 --> 00:28:17,450 You know, he'd even feed us these flirty, ridiculous things to say. 544 00:28:17,850 --> 00:28:20,080 One week he had us calling everybody cowboy. 545 00:28:20,081 --> 00:28:24,709 Did Mr. Leverett ever ask you to touch the customers in a suggestive way? 546 00:28:24,710 --> 00:28:28,429 Yes. When we were fitting a jacket, we were supposed to let our hands linger a 547 00:28:28,430 --> 00:28:29,930 little longer than necessary. 548 00:28:29,931 --> 00:28:32,029 Makes me cringe just thinking about it. 549 00:28:32,030 --> 00:28:35,909 I imagine so. Now, Mr. Leverett claims that when you stopped doing things his 550 00:28:35,910 --> 00:28:37,770 way, your sales dropped. Is that true? 551 00:28:37,910 --> 00:28:40,140 Yes. But at least I could respect myself. 552 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,500 Well, thank you. No further questions. 553 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,390 Miss Ross, how long were you employed at Zootopia? 554 00:28:54,391 --> 00:28:55,339 Two years. 555 00:28:55,340 --> 00:28:57,020 And what was your job before that? 556 00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,160 I was a waitress. Where, Miss Ross? 557 00:28:59,620 --> 00:29:01,360 At a sports bar in Jasper Town. 558 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:02,610 Which one exactly? 559 00:29:02,611 --> 00:29:06,219 Flinty McDuff's. Flinty McDuff's, right. That's the one where all the waitresses 560 00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:08,189 wear the clean tank tops and the short shorts. 561 00:29:08,190 --> 00:29:11,260 Yes. Did you wear that uniform or did you refuse on principle? 562 00:29:11,261 --> 00:29:13,949 I wore it, but I was just a kid. Let me ask you something. 563 00:29:13,950 --> 00:29:16,849 Is it not common knowledge among cocktail waitresses that flirting with 564 00:29:16,850 --> 00:29:19,469 customers is good for business? You know, better tips. 565 00:29:19,470 --> 00:29:20,489 I guess so. 566 00:29:20,490 --> 00:29:24,610 Did you engage in that kind of behavior during your three years at McDuff's? 567 00:29:24,611 --> 00:29:27,809 I may have, but I don't think that... Let's fast forward a few years. You're 568 00:29:27,810 --> 00:29:29,909 working at Zootopia. Old Mr. Leverett retires. 569 00:29:29,910 --> 00:29:32,569 His son Ron Leverett takes over, implements a new sales strategy. 570 00:29:32,570 --> 00:29:34,980 You don't go along with it. Not this time. Why not? 571 00:29:35,050 --> 00:29:36,100 I mean... 572 00:29:36,410 --> 00:29:38,520 It's okay to use sex to sell chicken wings. 573 00:29:38,910 --> 00:29:39,960 Why not suits? 574 00:29:39,961 --> 00:29:42,629 Because I didn't want to do that kind of thing anymore. That's why I quit 575 00:29:42,630 --> 00:29:43,680 McDuff's. I see. 576 00:29:43,681 --> 00:29:46,809 And because you didn't want to do this kind of thing anymore, Ron Leverett had 577 00:29:46,810 --> 00:29:47,929 no right to change his business? 578 00:29:47,930 --> 00:29:48,829 I don't get it. 579 00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:50,429 Is it his store or is it your store? 580 00:29:50,430 --> 00:29:51,690 His. His store. Right. 581 00:29:51,691 --> 00:29:55,269 So if it's his store, you don't like the way the man does his business, why 582 00:29:55,270 --> 00:29:56,650 don't you just move on? Quit. 583 00:29:56,651 --> 00:29:57,929 Leave on good terms. 584 00:29:57,930 --> 00:29:59,889 That wouldn't have been fair to me. Fair to you. 585 00:29:59,890 --> 00:30:02,789 The way I see it, Ron Leverett was nothing but fair to you. He'd give you a 586 00:30:02,790 --> 00:30:05,129 chance to try it your way. He didn't have to do that, but he did. 587 00:30:05,130 --> 00:30:06,069 Didn't work out fine. 588 00:30:06,070 --> 00:30:07,120 But you sue him? 589 00:30:07,121 --> 00:30:09,749 That's not why I sued him. No, you sued him because you thought it was a quick 590 00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:12,529 and easy way to make $100 ,000. You thought wrong, Ms. Ross. 591 00:30:12,530 --> 00:30:13,850 Objection! I'll withdraw. 592 00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:16,240 Nothing further. 593 00:30:27,190 --> 00:30:28,930 Hey, where are you going? 594 00:30:29,470 --> 00:30:30,520 Going to lunch. 595 00:30:31,010 --> 00:30:34,989 Well... Hope you're giving yourself a nice, thick, juicy steak. You certainly 596 00:30:34,990 --> 00:30:38,309 deserve it. Here it comes. I mean, tearing Heather Ross apart like that in 597 00:30:38,310 --> 00:30:40,089 of a room full of people, good for you. 598 00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:43,409 Good for you. I mean, who cares that she's the victim in this case? Who cares 599 00:30:43,410 --> 00:30:47,449 that she's already been humiliated for months by a sexist moron who's living in 600 00:30:47,450 --> 00:30:48,500 the 1950s? No! 601 00:30:49,010 --> 00:30:50,060 It'll be fun. 602 00:30:50,810 --> 00:30:52,610 You're one heck of a lawyer there, Ed. 603 00:30:52,611 --> 00:30:54,249 Molly, what do you want from me? 604 00:30:54,250 --> 00:30:56,420 I want to know what the hell happened to you. 605 00:30:56,421 --> 00:31:02,159 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm so sick of this. Listen, I'm 606 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,799 doing my job here. That means nothing to you. Fine. It means something to me. 607 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:08,579 Oh, and quite a job it is. That's fine, Molly. Be smug about it. Make another 608 00:31:08,580 --> 00:31:09,339 smart remark. 609 00:31:09,340 --> 00:31:11,919 You know, when somebody becomes a lawyer, they can specialize in all 610 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:15,159 kinds of law. International law, tax law, contract law. What they can't 611 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,979 specialize in is good guy law. I'm sorry. I only represent good guys. Good 612 00:31:18,980 --> 00:31:23,019 law is not an option. Great. Do whatever you want. And furthermore, has it 613 00:31:23,020 --> 00:31:25,519 occurred to you that it's been hard enough for me to defend Ron Leavitt 614 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,939 you piling on? Has it occurred to you that as my friend, maybe you should be 615 00:31:27,940 --> 00:31:29,200 supportive? Has it ever? 616 00:31:50,699 --> 00:31:53,500 Mike? Mike? 617 00:31:58,071 --> 00:31:59,999 What are you doing? 618 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,759 I got your suits back from the church. 619 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,500 I'm sorry I didn't mean to upset you. 620 00:32:04,420 --> 00:32:06,320 Mike, it's not just about the suits. 621 00:32:06,321 --> 00:32:08,579 It's more than that. You know what I mean? 622 00:32:08,580 --> 00:32:09,630 Yeah, of course I do. 623 00:32:09,631 --> 00:32:14,499 Because it's two minutes from now and you just told me and I'm being very 624 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:18,260 supportive of whatever it is I'm supposed to support. 625 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:26,799 Mike, I... I saw those suits gone and, you know, I just panicked. Like, am I 626 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,799 never going to work again? Am I committing to being a stay -at -home mom 627 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,420 forever? I understand. 628 00:32:31,860 --> 00:32:36,219 I'm like, I love Sarah so much, but I just think a second baby right now, it's 629 00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:38,160 just more than I'm ready for. 630 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:41,620 Nancy, you know what? I totally, I totally get it. Yeah? 631 00:32:41,860 --> 00:32:43,100 Yeah. I'm sorry. 632 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:47,520 It's okay. It's just, I just... What? 633 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,690 I just don't want to be one of those old dads. 634 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,960 I don't think you should worry, Mike. 635 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:54,530 Look at there. 636 00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:02,319 In the meantime, there are certain aspects of the baby -making process that 637 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:03,370 all in favor of. 638 00:33:03,620 --> 00:33:07,459 Really? Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, you don't? Okay. 639 00:33:07,460 --> 00:33:08,439 a sports analogy help? 640 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:09,490 Maybe. Okay. 641 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:15,459 Sometimes a gal just likes to go down to the driving range and knock out a 642 00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:17,760 couple of buckets of balls and not keep score. 643 00:33:18,620 --> 00:33:20,300 Great analogy. Yeah, you like that. 644 00:33:24,660 --> 00:33:25,710 Okay. 645 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,440 Imagine you are Daisy Buchanan. 646 00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:32,879 It's a bit of a stretch, don't you think? Well, for some of you it may be, 647 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,320 just bear with me for a second. 648 00:33:34,620 --> 00:33:41,359 You are Daisy, and there is this guy, Gatsby. This amazing 649 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:47,239 guy. And he puts you on a pedestal. And all the lavish parties he throws, all 650 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:53,099 the expensive things he buys, everything that he does is an attempt to win your 651 00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:54,150 heart. 652 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,040 But you don't go for it. 653 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:58,490 Why not? 654 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,740 Why not? What's wrong with Daisy? 655 00:34:01,741 --> 00:34:07,619 Okay, all right. How about a little show of hands here? Who's actually read The 656 00:34:07,620 --> 00:34:08,670 Great Gatsby? 657 00:34:10,179 --> 00:34:11,229 Right. 658 00:34:11,659 --> 00:34:12,709 Look, it's okay. 659 00:34:13,199 --> 00:34:15,059 Nobody's in trouble. I'm just curious. 660 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,219 Right. You know what? 661 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:26,850 I don't blame you. 662 00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:32,119 I don't blame you. I know what this is like. I mean, I'm forcing you to read 663 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:35,239 this book, so it must be dull as hell, right? 664 00:34:36,219 --> 00:34:41,178 Look, this may surprise some of you, but I actually reread this last night, and 665 00:34:41,179 --> 00:34:42,229 you know what? 666 00:34:43,739 --> 00:34:44,789 It's good. 667 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,740 It's actually better than I remembered. 668 00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:51,159 So, here's what I'm thinking. 669 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,639 This next hour belongs to you. 670 00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:58,800 I am going to spend it with the great gasping. If you want to do the same, 671 00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:03,400 great. If not, then do whatever you like. 672 00:35:04,140 --> 00:35:05,190 We'll talk tomorrow. 673 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:13,730 Mr. 674 00:35:18,780 --> 00:35:20,340 Carr, your closing statement? 675 00:35:21,980 --> 00:35:23,030 Hmm. 676 00:35:25,310 --> 00:35:29,400 Ladies and gentlemen, when Ron Leverett fired Heather Ross, he crossed the line. 677 00:35:30,110 --> 00:35:34,329 He's no longer just the guy who humiliated his female employees by 678 00:35:34,330 --> 00:35:37,229 dress provocatively and flirt with their male customers. 679 00:35:37,230 --> 00:35:41,430 He now had made it a condition of Heather Ross's employment that she do 680 00:35:41,431 --> 00:35:44,449 That meets the definition of sexual harassment. 681 00:35:44,450 --> 00:35:48,130 I mean, it might be an effective way to sell suits, but it's wrong. 682 00:35:48,550 --> 00:35:49,770 And it's against the law. 683 00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:52,500 Thank you. 684 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,960 Yeah. It's a bad thing that there are people like Ron Leverett in this world. 685 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:14,119 It's bad for the women that he exploits and disrespects. And it's bad for guys 686 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:17,659 like me who have to defend him, even though we're against everything that he 687 00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:21,739 represents. And it's bad for people like you who have to rule in his favor this 688 00:36:21,740 --> 00:36:22,790 afternoon. 689 00:36:22,791 --> 00:36:24,939 Because Ron Leverett didn't break the law. 690 00:36:24,940 --> 00:36:28,699 You see, he accepted Heather Ross's refusal to wear sexy clothes and flirt 691 00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:31,219 the customers, but he was still paying her to sell suits. And when she couldn't 692 00:36:31,220 --> 00:36:32,540 sell suits, He fired her. 693 00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:35,730 There's simply nothing illegal about that. 694 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:45,360 You know, ladies and gentlemen, as much as it pained me to do so, 695 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,320 I had to defend this guy because it's my job. 696 00:36:49,260 --> 00:36:52,560 So now I'd ask you to all put your feelings aside and to do your job. 697 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:54,930 Thank you. 698 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,050 Hi. 699 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,490 Hello. 700 00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:12,580 Look, we haven't been exactly clicking, you and I. 701 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,520 That's an understatement. 702 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:21,659 But while I'm not in love with your methods, I must say that the 703 00:37:21,660 --> 00:37:24,959 feedback you gave me was very helpful in me making a connection with my 704 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:28,220 students. So, thank you. 705 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:31,850 Thanks. 706 00:37:47,530 --> 00:37:51,869 Okay, I just have to say one other thing because in our society, when one person 707 00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:56,010 says thank you, it's customary for the other person to say, I don't know, like, 708 00:37:56,070 --> 00:37:59,860 you're welcome, something like that. Yes, anything actually would be good. 709 00:38:00,410 --> 00:38:03,550 32 teachers in this school. Why do you have it in for me? 710 00:38:03,910 --> 00:38:04,960 I don't know. 711 00:38:06,110 --> 00:38:07,160 Maybe I'm just bored. 712 00:38:08,890 --> 00:38:09,940 Huh. 713 00:38:14,681 --> 00:38:19,429 Madam Forewoman, has the jury reached a verdict? 714 00:38:19,430 --> 00:38:20,480 We have, Your Honor. 715 00:38:20,730 --> 00:38:23,750 In the matter of Ross v. Leverett, what say you? 716 00:38:23,970 --> 00:38:26,430 We find for the defendant, Ronald Leverett. 717 00:38:33,330 --> 00:38:39,250 You don't look like someone who just won a big case today. 718 00:38:39,570 --> 00:38:43,070 Yeah, well, Ron Leverett goes unpunished. Hard to celebrate. 719 00:38:44,170 --> 00:38:45,220 What about Moss? 720 00:38:46,010 --> 00:38:47,630 I called her. I haven't heard back. 721 00:38:47,670 --> 00:38:48,720 She'll come around. 722 00:38:51,130 --> 00:38:52,810 Said some things I shouldn't have. 723 00:38:53,950 --> 00:38:56,610 Well, sometimes that's the way friends get closer. 724 00:38:58,290 --> 00:38:59,340 Yeah. 725 00:39:00,170 --> 00:39:01,220 Sometimes. 726 00:39:06,150 --> 00:39:11,190 Oh, as the bartender said to the two horses, why the long faces? 727 00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:22,529 Fantastic. Anyway, looks like you guys could use a little stubsification to 728 00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:23,580 cheer you up. 729 00:39:27,710 --> 00:39:28,970 Phil, where are we going? 730 00:39:29,670 --> 00:39:30,720 Brace yourselves. 731 00:39:32,170 --> 00:39:33,310 This will be shocking. 732 00:39:39,230 --> 00:39:45,430 That's not even... That's a devastated... I found it that night. 733 00:39:46,260 --> 00:39:47,520 Bowler of Donnie's power. 734 00:39:47,521 --> 00:39:50,059 He's gonna break a ball or two, Ed. 735 00:39:50,060 --> 00:39:51,110 You found a dad in it? 736 00:39:51,111 --> 00:39:54,539 Well, if you knew it was here, then why'd you pretend to look for it all 737 00:39:54,540 --> 00:39:56,280 It's just the way it had to be, Bosco. 738 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,750 Well, I guess I gotta be the one to tell him. 739 00:40:09,180 --> 00:40:10,720 Oh, ye of little faith. 740 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,330 Watch. 741 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,580 You've just been stubsified. 742 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:25,360 Don't get it. I had to stall Donnie while I was getting a replacement ball 743 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:26,820 Well done, Phil. 744 00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:29,180 I manage a bowling alley. 745 00:40:29,420 --> 00:40:32,700 It's my job to trade in dreams and illusions. 746 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,320 Oh, my child, you wouldn't understand. 747 00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:39,520 Phil, get your hand off my face. 748 00:40:39,740 --> 00:40:40,790 Uh -huh. 749 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:01,550 Hi. Hey. 750 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,300 I, uh, brought you a little something. 751 00:41:13,060 --> 00:41:14,110 Suit? 752 00:41:14,460 --> 00:41:16,260 Bet you can't guess where I bought it. 753 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,740 Where? Not Ron Leverett's place. 754 00:41:21,380 --> 00:41:22,640 My little pound of flesh. 755 00:41:27,301 --> 00:41:34,029 Look, Molly, I'm sorry about what I said the other day. Ah, come on, then. 756 00:41:34,030 --> 00:41:36,490 Don't turn into a wuss on me now. All right, okay. 757 00:41:37,670 --> 00:41:38,870 You were right, you know. 758 00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:40,300 You had to do your job. 759 00:41:40,390 --> 00:41:41,710 Ah, who's being a wuss now? 760 00:41:42,090 --> 00:41:43,140 Come on. 761 00:41:43,310 --> 00:41:44,390 Let's try on this baby. 762 00:41:48,950 --> 00:41:50,000 Whoops. 763 00:41:50,510 --> 00:41:52,410 I didn't know you were such a tiny man. 764 00:41:52,411 --> 00:41:53,809 Do it. 765 00:41:53,810 --> 00:41:54,809 It's okay. 766 00:41:54,810 --> 00:41:56,550 Ron Leverett can take this in for me. 767 00:41:59,050 --> 00:42:04,250 You are such a sorry man. You cannot penetrate my thoughts here. 768 00:42:17,990 --> 00:42:20,250 Ed's back tomorrow at 10 .55. 769 00:42:20,251 --> 00:42:24,429 Coming up on Ford, Charlie Luxton lets you know why architects care so much 770 00:42:24,430 --> 00:42:25,480 about roofs. 771 00:42:25,490 --> 00:42:27,050 Insider Info, next. 772 00:42:27,100 --> 00:42:31,650 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 63391

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