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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:25,139 Barnaby Jones, starring Buddy Epson. Also starring Lee 2 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:31,959 Merriweather, with guest stars Penny Fuller, Michael 3 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:38,579 Callen, Wayne Tippett, Jonathan 4 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:39,630 Lippe. 5 00:00:41,580 --> 00:00:45,280 Tonight's episode, Poisoned Pigeon. 6 00:01:46,429 --> 00:01:49,379 Well, let's eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we score. 7 00:01:49,490 --> 00:01:51,570 Are you sure Archer's got that check? 8 00:01:51,571 --> 00:01:54,849 He's going to cash it first thing in the morning you have a lunch date at 12 9 00:01:54,850 --> 00:01:56,210 .30, his private club. 10 00:01:56,930 --> 00:02:00,970 You know, for $200 ,000 cash, I'd meet him atop Mount Everest. 11 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:06,270 Oh, no, no, no. Remember Article 1 of our business agreement. 12 00:02:07,150 --> 00:02:08,950 Okay, let's drink to the copper cord. 13 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:10,180 Long may it last. 14 00:02:10,509 --> 00:02:13,110 To my retirement, may it last forever. 15 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:21,610 You know, you're breaking up the hottest team going. 16 00:02:21,611 --> 00:02:22,799 Sorry, Tim. 17 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:25,810 We agreed. When I got my half of the money, it's a really dirty. 18 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:27,150 Yeah. 19 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:31,120 What are you going to do to yourself when you get bored traveling? 20 00:02:32,180 --> 00:02:36,739 Something old -fashioned like find the right man, get settled down, and become 21 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:37,980 an unliberated woman. 22 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:40,820 A very heartwarming story. 23 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:45,510 Tim, what are you doing here? I followed you here from the restaurant. 24 00:02:46,510 --> 00:02:50,490 Well, surely you don't think we're... I know what you are. 25 00:02:51,950 --> 00:02:53,000 Con artists. 26 00:02:53,510 --> 00:02:54,560 I've been listening. 27 00:02:55,470 --> 00:02:58,470 Look, I don't know what you heard, but why, Della? 28 00:02:58,471 --> 00:03:03,969 I thought we had something very special going together. How could you do this to 29 00:03:03,970 --> 00:03:05,410 me? Tim, I can explain. 30 00:03:05,411 --> 00:03:06,689 Explain what? 31 00:03:06,690 --> 00:03:11,469 How you kept me from meeting your boss so you could turn me over to your crook 32 00:03:11,470 --> 00:03:12,489 friend here? 33 00:03:12,490 --> 00:03:15,849 Who happened to sell me a quarter of a million dollars worth of non -existent 34 00:03:15,850 --> 00:03:19,389 copper? Now, wait a minute. Who said that the copper was non -existent? 35 00:03:19,390 --> 00:03:23,850 I may have been a fool, Darnell, but not any longer. 36 00:03:26,970 --> 00:03:32,409 Well, here is $200 ,000 of my company's money that you're not getting your hands 37 00:03:32,410 --> 00:03:33,460 on. 38 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:41,320 I'll let the police worry about getting my down payment back. 39 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,230 Hey, want to use the phone? Go ahead. 40 00:03:44,710 --> 00:03:45,760 Call the police. 41 00:03:46,210 --> 00:03:49,410 Just don't get upset when we sue for false arrest. 42 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:52,610 Oh, yes. That can be very expensive, Jim. 43 00:03:54,510 --> 00:03:57,230 I have to admit, you two pull a good bluff. 44 00:03:59,070 --> 00:04:00,530 But not good enough. 45 00:04:01,130 --> 00:04:04,630 Well, just trying to save you money and embarrassment, friend. 46 00:04:05,890 --> 00:04:06,990 I can handle it. 47 00:04:07,970 --> 00:04:12,389 What did you... wife going to say when she reads those lurid headlines about 48 00:04:12,390 --> 00:04:13,440 and me, darling? 49 00:04:13,830 --> 00:04:14,880 Oh, yeah. 50 00:04:14,930 --> 00:04:18,600 I'm sure that the newspapers would be glad to pick up on a story like that, 51 00:04:18,950 --> 00:04:22,550 And after all, your wife is your meal ticket, isn't that right? 52 00:04:23,770 --> 00:04:27,810 I can handle my wife after you two are in jail. 53 00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:33,230 Okay, you can put the phone down, Mr. Archer. 54 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:38,400 You want your down payment back, you got it. $50 ,000. 55 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:40,060 I got it right here on the desk. 56 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,410 Hold it, Darnell. 57 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,500 I'm making the phone call. 58 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:50,300 Come on, put the phone down. I'm just trying to square thing. 59 00:05:08,430 --> 00:05:09,480 He's dead. 60 00:05:09,481 --> 00:05:12,269 Tim, we gotta get out of here now. Oh, look, hold it. Hold it a minute, will 61 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,869 you? Just let me think. We can't go on our way out of murder. 62 00:05:14,870 --> 00:05:19,509 Look, we blew most of the 50 ,000 just trying to set this thing up. Now, if we 63 00:05:19,510 --> 00:05:23,089 let the air out now, we got nothing. Dad, there's no time to worry about 64 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:27,030 Don't panic on me. Don't panic on me. Look, we can still save this setup. 65 00:05:27,330 --> 00:05:30,110 You still got the, um, the other Mark Wade Swanson? 66 00:05:31,090 --> 00:05:33,800 Yeah, but what do we do with a dead man in the meantime? 67 00:05:34,110 --> 00:05:36,160 Yeah, we can, we can make it look like, uh... 68 00:05:36,270 --> 00:05:40,689 Like he split town with company funds and one of his chicks. Because everybody 69 00:05:40,690 --> 00:05:42,470 knows that he fools around. 70 00:05:42,850 --> 00:05:46,160 You want your Roman holiday, you're going to have to stick with me. 71 00:05:46,730 --> 00:05:47,780 One more time. 72 00:05:48,090 --> 00:05:50,260 That's the latest photograph I have of him. 73 00:05:50,590 --> 00:05:51,640 Thank you. 74 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:53,990 This is a very small car. 75 00:05:55,070 --> 00:05:56,120 He's that tall. 76 00:05:56,370 --> 00:05:58,690 Six foot four and he weighs 230 pounds. 77 00:05:59,330 --> 00:06:02,750 You say your husband has been missing for two weeks, Mrs. Archer? 78 00:06:03,010 --> 00:06:04,060 Mm -hmm. 79 00:06:04,110 --> 00:06:06,520 When he didn't show up, someone had to take over. 80 00:06:07,670 --> 00:06:10,620 I guess I'm a little out of touch with running the business. 81 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:13,809 And your husband ran the business up to now, is that it? 82 00:06:13,810 --> 00:06:15,550 Mm -hmm, ever since my parents died. 83 00:06:16,330 --> 00:06:18,500 Before that, he was plant superintendent. 84 00:06:21,370 --> 00:06:25,590 Everyone said he was after my money, but he was too stubborn to listen. 85 00:06:25,591 --> 00:06:28,869 What did the police say about your husband's disappearance? 86 00:06:28,870 --> 00:06:30,370 I haven't spoken to the police. 87 00:06:30,870 --> 00:06:33,160 I don't consider my husband a missing person. 88 00:06:33,230 --> 00:06:34,430 How do you consider him? 89 00:06:36,090 --> 00:06:38,260 He's gone off with another woman, Mr. Jones. 90 00:06:38,290 --> 00:06:41,730 He used his credit card to buy two one -way tickets to Honolulu. 91 00:06:45,670 --> 00:06:48,500 What makes you so sure he took along a female companion? 92 00:06:51,030 --> 00:06:52,710 Jim's a philanderer, Mr. Jones. 93 00:06:54,350 --> 00:06:55,510 Lipstick on collars. 94 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:57,640 Late hours. 95 00:06:58,690 --> 00:07:00,830 Tangled. Alibis. You name it. 96 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:07,200 Well, finding errand husbands isn't exactly my line of work. 97 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,120 Well, there's more to it, Barnaby. 98 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:14,579 This errand husband took a quarter of a million dollars in company funds with 99 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:15,630 him. 100 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,980 Here's a canceled check for $50 ,000. 101 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,380 Signed and endorsed by my husband. 102 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,140 What happened to the other $200 ,000? 103 00:07:25,060 --> 00:07:29,999 Well, that check hasn't surfaced yet. According to the accountant's records, 104 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,140 was also made out to Jim. 105 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:34,440 You did issue a stop payment order. I most certainly did. 106 00:07:35,740 --> 00:07:37,240 I don't know why he's done that. 107 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:40,300 I think I've always been a good wife. 108 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:44,530 Anything that Jim ever wanted, he could have just for the asking. 109 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:47,020 Will you help me, Mr. Jones? 110 00:07:47,660 --> 00:07:48,860 Depends on what you want. 111 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:51,140 Your husband or the money. 112 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:53,450 My husband. 113 00:07:54,180 --> 00:07:56,800 You know, in spite of all of this, I still love him. 114 00:07:59,181 --> 00:08:02,139 Is that the wrong thing to say? 115 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:05,340 No, Mrs. Archer. I think that was the right thing to say. 116 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,650 All I know is I'm a sucker for a love story. 117 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:09,530 I'll see what I can do. 118 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:11,680 Thank you, Mr. Jones. 119 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:17,650 Good morning, Sue. 120 00:08:17,780 --> 00:08:18,830 Oh, hi, Mr. Thompson. 121 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,180 Well, good morning, lovely lady. 122 00:08:22,181 --> 00:08:26,539 I'm afraid you won't think so when you hear what's happened. 123 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:27,920 Don't tell me I've missed Mr. 124 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:28,990 Matthews again. 125 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:31,080 He had a panic call and had to rush out. 126 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,020 I don't think he'll be back today. 127 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:36,109 I tried to reach you at your office, but you'd already left. 128 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:38,990 I'm really sorry. I wish there was some way I could help. 129 00:08:38,991 --> 00:08:43,019 Well, unless you've got a shipment of copper hidden in your purse, and I'm 130 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:44,340 afraid that's impossible. 131 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:48,820 It's Matthew's office. 132 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,220 Oh, hi, Pam. 133 00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:55,620 Listen, I have a very important customer here, so I'm going to put you on hold, 134 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:56,770 okay? 135 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:06,710 Probably shouldn't be telling you this, but I don't want to see you get hurt. 136 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,250 It's my company that's hurting, Della. Bad. 137 00:09:10,251 --> 00:09:13,279 Our copper inventories are completely gone. 138 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:15,540 You've got a life preserver toss it. Mr. 139 00:09:15,541 --> 00:09:19,339 Matthews was outbid on that copper shipment I was telling you about. 140 00:09:19,340 --> 00:09:21,759 You mean he's not going to get it after all? I'm sorry. 141 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,650 And he's as disappointed as you are. Well, who outbid him? 142 00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:25,830 I don't know. Why? 143 00:09:27,820 --> 00:09:30,410 If it was another broker, maybe I could buy from him. 144 00:09:30,580 --> 00:09:32,320 Is there any way you could find out? 145 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,250 I could try. 146 00:09:34,260 --> 00:09:35,420 Where can I reach you? 147 00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:39,170 I have a meeting in San Diego all afternoon, but I'll be back for dinner. 148 00:09:39,171 --> 00:09:42,099 How about meeting me at the Chapier around 8? 149 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:45,619 Oh, now, you don't have to wine and dine me, not after all those lunches. 150 00:09:45,620 --> 00:09:49,460 Now, look, back home in Nebraska, the customer is always right. 151 00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:51,110 Okay, customer. 152 00:09:51,260 --> 00:09:52,620 The Chapier at 8. 153 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:54,230 Della. 154 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:57,800 You get that copper for me. 155 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,320 And I might even marry you. 156 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:02,740 Oh, be careful. 157 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:06,470 Some girls keep cruises in their desks for just such occasions. 158 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,870 Sorry to keep you hanging, but I had Wade Swanson here. 159 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:19,170 Yes, so I gathered. 160 00:10:19,171 --> 00:10:20,479 How'd it go? 161 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:22,220 He took the hook all the way. 162 00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:24,939 Well, you keep the temper moving, baby. 163 00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:28,620 The sooner it's finished, the sooner you'll become a lady of leisure. 164 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:30,550 Don't push. 165 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:33,790 Everything is under control, so just don't push. 166 00:10:38,850 --> 00:10:40,530 Nice little gadget, the computer. 167 00:10:40,531 --> 00:10:44,369 But I doubt if they'll replace us humans until they find out about coffee breaks 168 00:10:44,370 --> 00:10:46,210 or laughing at the boss's jokes. 169 00:10:46,211 --> 00:10:50,309 There'll be no laughs in this one. But we do have confirmation that a Mr. and 170 00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:54,130 Mrs. James P. Archer did purchase one -way tickets to Honolulu on that date. 171 00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:57,970 Mind asking it if Mr. Archer booked a... 172 00:10:57,971 --> 00:11:01,729 connecting flights to one of the outlying islands or points beyond? 173 00:11:01,730 --> 00:11:02,780 Not at all. 174 00:11:02,781 --> 00:11:09,469 You were right, Barnaby. Mr. Archer's car has been missing since the night he 175 00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:11,940 disappeared. It's not at his home or his business. 176 00:11:12,270 --> 00:11:16,170 Mrs. Archer gave me a description of the car and the license plate number. 177 00:11:16,171 --> 00:11:18,329 Maybe it's still here in the parking lot. 178 00:11:18,330 --> 00:11:19,380 Take a look around. 179 00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:22,630 Well, even if you do find it, I mean, what would it tell you? 180 00:11:23,130 --> 00:11:24,180 I don't know. 181 00:11:24,181 --> 00:11:27,259 But you have to keep sniffing around until something makes you sneeze. 182 00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:30,179 Sorry, but there's no record of the archers even boarding their original 183 00:11:30,180 --> 00:11:33,619 here in Los Angeles. You mean they weren't on the plane at all? I queried 184 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:36,030 computer twice to make sure. They never boarded. 185 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,060 Well, thank you very much. 186 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:42,170 They could have boarded another flight, a different airline. 187 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:46,259 Why don't you check into that, Betty? I'll go poke around the parking lot. All 188 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:49,400 right. I hope you find something to make you sneeze. 189 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:51,720 I'll settle for one little gazuntite. 190 00:12:37,401 --> 00:12:40,499 How'd you do with the computer? 191 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:45,519 Well, Archer's name doesn't appear on any Honolulu manifest for the past two 192 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:46,570 weeks. 193 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,940 Man buys tickets to Honolulu. 194 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:54,060 Doesn't board the plane, yet he leaves his car here. 195 00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:56,590 Why? 196 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,040 Throw his wife off the train? 197 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:02,750 I might buy that if it weren't for one thing. His wife says he's a very big 198 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:05,520 Six foot four, 230 pounds. 199 00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:07,120 That's bigger than I am. 200 00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:11,739 Yeah, when I tried to get in there a little while ago, the seats were pushed 201 00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:14,390 far forward, I had trouble getting behind the wheel. 202 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:19,680 Which means someone a lot smaller than Archer drove the car, parked it here. 203 00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:21,390 The girlfriend? 204 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:26,400 I have a hunch if we find her, it might answer a much bigger question. Why? 205 00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:32,150 The trouble with this business, there are always more questions than answers. 206 00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:35,800 Well, the answers are there, Betty, but it's like eating French food. 207 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:39,150 You have to dig down through the sauce to get to the meat. 208 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:50,260 I have just inhaled 500 calories. 209 00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:54,380 Oh, you have made this a perfectly wonderful evening. 210 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,130 Wait. 211 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:59,560 I was just about to say the same about you. 212 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:03,490 I can't remember when I met a more beautiful, intelligent... 213 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,610 Totally charming woman. Oh, you're embarrassing me. 214 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,000 There'll be something else, monsieur. 215 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,130 Not for now, thanks. 216 00:14:17,180 --> 00:14:18,680 What would you like, darling? 217 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,660 Oh, I have more than enough, thank you. 218 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:24,819 No, no, yeah. Something to repay you for setting up that meeting with Tim 219 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:25,870 Darnell. 220 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,500 I'm being repaid right now. 221 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:32,760 This is the closest thing to a real date I've had since... Since when? 222 00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:36,840 Well, truthfully, since I lost my husband eight months ago. 223 00:14:37,270 --> 00:14:41,790 I'm very sorry, Della. Those aren't empty words. I lost my wife two years 224 00:14:41,791 --> 00:14:43,789 I know what you're feeling. 225 00:14:43,790 --> 00:14:45,210 And you do know, don't you? 226 00:14:45,590 --> 00:14:47,070 I also know life goes on. 227 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,490 You make it sound so simple. 228 00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:52,430 I can prove to you how simple it is. 229 00:14:53,450 --> 00:14:54,500 If you'll let me. 230 00:14:55,130 --> 00:14:56,180 I'd like that, Wade. 231 00:14:56,790 --> 00:14:57,840 I really would. 232 00:14:58,510 --> 00:14:59,560 Miss Madison? 233 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:00,770 Yes? Telephone. 234 00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:02,710 You can take it up front. 235 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,410 Give me. 236 00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:08,560 If it's a man, hang up and hurry back. 237 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,210 Hello. 238 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:19,610 Hello. 239 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:21,730 Long time, Della. 240 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:22,970 Happy to see me. 241 00:15:22,971 --> 00:15:26,239 Well, Charlie, what are you doing here? 242 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,879 Oh, I got the word that you and Tim were in town, so I dropped in on your 243 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,440 favorite hairdresser, Mr. Eric. 244 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,400 You should be more careful. 245 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,010 The broads tell your hairdressers everything. 246 00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:40,240 Okay, so you found me. Yeah, but I haven't found that 25 grand you two owe 247 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,670 Remember that stock scam we pulled in Frisco? 248 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,560 Well, talk to Tim. He handles the money. 249 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:45,950 I plan to. 250 00:15:45,951 --> 00:15:49,859 Just as soon as you tell me where I can find him. Well, that may take some time. 251 00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:50,899 No time. 252 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,460 I want to meet with him tomorrow. 253 00:15:52,461 --> 00:15:56,179 All right, I'll call him when I get home tonight. 254 00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:58,100 Good. I'll call you around midnight. 255 00:15:58,920 --> 00:15:59,970 You set it up. 256 00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:03,630 I just might decide to change that pretty little face of you. 257 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,410 You're finished? 258 00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:07,630 Shh. 259 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:12,119 Just remember that mark you're working on inside, he might not be too 260 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,560 in what you have to say, honey. 261 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:16,270 You're talking through a mouthful of wire. 262 00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:30,490 Well, I'm forced to agree with you, Barnaby. 263 00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:33,360 Look at the two R's in his last name. 264 00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:38,540 You notice how he made them on the check, then here on the credit card 265 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,550 They're not the same. 266 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,660 There's also the slant of the H. 267 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:51,260 Huh? Coming from the best man I know on curlicues, scribblings, and scrollings, 268 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,540 that's good enough for me. 269 00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:55,500 That's an excellent forgery. 270 00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:01,000 Whoever signed that credit card was not James Archer. 271 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,180 The signature on the check is genuine. 272 00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:09,399 Yeah, undoubtedly, but we have to find out now is who paid for the airline 273 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,450 tickets. 274 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:15,330 Well, thank you very much, Dave. That's when I owe you. 275 00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:16,649 Anytime, Barnaby. 276 00:17:20,270 --> 00:17:22,179 Mr. Darnell? 277 00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:23,230 Yes, yes. 278 00:17:23,231 --> 00:17:24,679 Wade Swanson. 279 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:25,730 How you doing, Wade? 280 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:26,930 Morning. 281 00:17:26,931 --> 00:17:32,378 I certainly appreciate you taking the time to see me, Mr. Darnell. 282 00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:34,080 Hey, call me Tim, will you? 283 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:36,650 Listen, 284 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:39,740 I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to help you. 285 00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:44,879 Well, Miss Madison said that you've got some coffee. Oh, yes, yeah, I know that 286 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:48,540 I have some coffee for sale. Well, that's not quite true. Have a seat, will 287 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:49,770 All right, thanks. 288 00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:51,030 A little coffee? 289 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,290 Yeah, please. 290 00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:58,260 See, my half of the deal has been committed for some time. 291 00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:01,420 My partner was the one who was looking for a buyer. 292 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:08,650 Unfortunately, between the time that I called Miss Madison, he made the sale. 293 00:18:10,470 --> 00:18:15,110 Actually, I'm sorry. I guess you made the trip for nothing. Mr. Darnell, Tim, 294 00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:20,950 suppose I were in a position to top whatever price you've been offered. 295 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:25,450 Look, I'd really like to help you, but would you excuse me for a minute? 296 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:26,980 Yeah, sure. 297 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,560 Hello. 298 00:18:33,091 --> 00:18:39,999 Listen, I hope you're kidding because I'm not laughing. I hope my timing was 299 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,050 right. Is Wade there? 300 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:43,260 You'd better believe it, Lloyd. 301 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:47,330 He must be hanging on your every word, so go ahead, do your number. 302 00:18:47,331 --> 00:18:51,299 Well, that's tough, Lloyd. That's really tough. I mean, I get a chance to double 303 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,460 our money, and you're welching on me. 304 00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:58,180 And that's exactly how I mean it. 305 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,130 You believe it. 306 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,760 Summa cum laude in economics. 307 00:19:04,761 --> 00:19:08,419 He blows a quarter million dollar opportunity for me because he goes out 308 00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:10,770 overextends himself buying stocks on margin. 309 00:19:11,740 --> 00:19:12,790 The opportunity. 310 00:19:12,791 --> 00:19:15,699 That's the copper shipment you were talking about? 311 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,080 As a matter of fact, it was. 312 00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:24,160 That shipment's going to arrive in less than three days. 313 00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:28,760 I have to find a way to cover Lloyd's half of the contract. 314 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:32,030 Well, look, if he can't handle it, how about, uh... 315 00:19:32,350 --> 00:19:33,970 How about letting me take his in? 316 00:19:33,971 --> 00:19:37,429 That's a rather large end you're talking about. 317 00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:38,490 $250 ,000. 318 00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:41,560 That's a lot of money to raise in 48 hours. 319 00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:43,690 There has to be a cash transaction. 320 00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:45,350 My company's got the money. 321 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:50,209 I don't say that unless you're really positive. Because I have other clients 322 00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:52,290 can handle it. No, no. I need that copper. 323 00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:55,720 It'll take some doing, but I can get the cash. 324 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:07,919 I'll give Lloyd a call, and I'll see if I can get him to transfer his part of 325 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:12,340 the contract over to you. Oh, it may cost you an extra 10 % for him. 326 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,460 That won't be a problem if I get that copper. 327 00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:17,420 You just call him back. 328 00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:20,520 I better get moving. I have a few bankers to talk to. 329 00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:22,430 All right, Wade. 330 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,800 Listen, I like your style. 331 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:29,290 Chances are this could be a start of a very profitable partnership. 332 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,130 I'll be in touch by the end of the day. Okay. 333 00:20:51,470 --> 00:20:52,810 Nice scam you got going. 334 00:20:58,030 --> 00:20:59,080 Very nice. 335 00:20:59,350 --> 00:21:00,550 How you doing, Charlie? 336 00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:03,730 Della said you weren't coming by until tonight. 337 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:08,040 Well, I don't take chances anymore after that disappearance act at Frisco. 338 00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:12,270 Here's my $25 ,000. 339 00:21:13,390 --> 00:21:14,730 Just me to raise this word. 340 00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:20,390 I want my money now. 341 00:21:20,990 --> 00:21:22,040 You understand? 342 00:21:24,930 --> 00:21:25,980 Understand? 343 00:21:29,090 --> 00:21:30,140 Go on. 344 00:21:30,141 --> 00:21:33,109 I don't have it. I don't have the money now. Give me a few days. 345 00:21:33,110 --> 00:21:36,269 As soon as the new mark pays off, you'll get yours. God is my witness. 346 00:21:36,270 --> 00:21:37,320 Stop dropping names. 347 00:21:37,321 --> 00:21:39,829 Come on, man. I don't have the money. 348 00:21:39,830 --> 00:21:43,089 Well, beg it, borrow it, steal it, baby. But if I don't leave here with my 349 00:21:43,090 --> 00:21:44,810 money, you leave here in a pine box. 350 00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:48,660 So you remember. 351 00:21:49,730 --> 00:21:50,780 Ten o 'clock. 352 00:21:53,670 --> 00:21:58,910 Very interesting, Mr. Farrow. 353 00:21:59,430 --> 00:22:00,480 Hmm. 354 00:22:00,730 --> 00:22:04,160 She'll never hang in the loo, but I do make a comfortable living at it. 355 00:22:04,710 --> 00:22:05,770 You can relax, Jenny. 356 00:22:14,790 --> 00:22:17,730 It's a cover for one of those horrific pocketbooks. 357 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:22,850 About Mr. Archer. 358 00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:27,480 Well, what can I tell you, Mr. Jones? 359 00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:29,430 Jim's my friend. 360 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,360 Any idea where he may have taken off to? 361 00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:35,000 Maybe he pulled a good gun. 362 00:22:36,580 --> 00:22:37,630 Could have happened. 363 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:39,720 We met in art school. 364 00:22:39,721 --> 00:22:43,359 Maybe he decided to chuck it and go back to what he likes best. 365 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,980 When's the last time you saw him? 366 00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:48,200 I ran into Jim about three weeks ago up the coast. 367 00:22:48,820 --> 00:22:50,760 A restaurant, Blue Dolphin. 368 00:22:52,110 --> 00:22:53,670 He did have a young lady with him. 369 00:22:53,770 --> 00:22:54,910 Young lady have a name? 370 00:22:55,110 --> 00:22:56,160 Della. 371 00:22:57,010 --> 00:22:58,570 He didn't mention her last name. 372 00:22:58,571 --> 00:22:59,729 What'd she look like? 373 00:22:59,730 --> 00:23:04,030 Mid -twenties, about 5 '5", reddish -brown hair. 374 00:23:05,090 --> 00:23:06,140 Terrific figure. 375 00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:09,060 An executive secretary, I think Jim said. 376 00:23:11,730 --> 00:23:13,350 Why don't you draw on this blank? 377 00:23:14,190 --> 00:23:16,900 Think you could sketch me a picture of the young lady? 378 00:23:19,390 --> 00:23:20,890 Well, if I can't, Mr. Jones. 379 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:25,330 I've been taking money under false pretenses for a number of years. 380 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:30,960 Her name's Della Madison. 381 00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:33,220 She's a Gershwin freak. 382 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:36,590 Most chicks her age never heard of Gershwin. 383 00:23:36,591 --> 00:23:37,819 There you are. 384 00:23:37,820 --> 00:23:40,230 Thanks. When's the last time you saw her in here? 385 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:46,300 Uh, two weeks, two days, 22 hours ago. 386 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,020 You have quite a memory. 387 00:23:48,580 --> 00:23:49,630 That's quite a chick. 388 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:53,600 Sounds like she, what's the expression, turned you on. 389 00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:55,000 That's the expression. 390 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,120 One look at her and it's fly me to the moon time. 391 00:23:58,500 --> 00:23:59,880 Looking for a friend of hers. 392 00:24:00,380 --> 00:24:02,460 James Archer. Ever seen him before? 393 00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:06,340 Huh. Two weeks, two days, 22 hours ago. 394 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,120 They always came in together. 395 00:24:08,121 --> 00:24:10,899 Once, just once, I wish he would have come in alone. 396 00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:13,620 You figured on making it play for her? 397 00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:15,640 Not with that dude around. 398 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:19,550 He's big enough to rattle King Kong off the Empire State Building. 399 00:24:19,551 --> 00:24:22,959 You impressed me as being resourceful enough to work around an obstacle like 400 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:27,780 that. Well, I did get to her front door once, but my resources ran out. 401 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,510 I'm very interested in hearing your front door story. 402 00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:34,300 There's not much to it. 403 00:24:34,301 --> 00:24:39,359 I stole her cigarette lighter one night, figuring she'd call back the next day 404 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,359 and ask about it. 405 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:41,179 She did. 406 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:43,540 And you offered to drop it by her place? 407 00:24:43,541 --> 00:24:44,719 You got it. 408 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,040 Now for the unhappy ending. 409 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,140 Godzilla answered the door. 410 00:24:49,290 --> 00:24:51,190 How's your memory on addresses? 411 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:52,940 Getting better. 412 00:24:54,030 --> 00:24:56,410 126 Loma Vista, apartment town. 413 00:25:12,490 --> 00:25:13,540 Hi, Charlie. 414 00:25:13,910 --> 00:25:14,960 Come on in. 415 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:31,780 I'm getting your money. 416 00:25:31,781 --> 00:25:34,019 We'll be back in a little while. You want a drink? 417 00:25:34,020 --> 00:25:35,070 Yeah, why not? 418 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:37,710 Scotch rocks. 419 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:42,420 I... I hear you roughed up Tim a little bit. 420 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,370 Shame on you. 421 00:25:44,371 --> 00:25:47,939 Well, you know, Tim is like that stubborn mule in the old joke. You've 422 00:25:47,940 --> 00:25:49,140 get his attention first. 423 00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:51,580 I know exactly what you mean. 424 00:25:53,060 --> 00:25:56,070 You mean you're having a little trouble with Tim yourself? 425 00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:59,950 Have a large feeling our partnership is about to go that away. 426 00:26:00,770 --> 00:26:05,269 Well, I think if anything happens Maybe we'll get together, you know 427 00:26:05,270 --> 00:26:08,570 Sweet 428 00:26:25,930 --> 00:26:28,290 Where'd Tim go to get the money? Oh, forget Tim. 429 00:26:29,530 --> 00:26:30,580 Come on, Charlie. 430 00:26:37,170 --> 00:26:38,490 Hey, you're pretty good. 431 00:26:46,890 --> 00:26:49,240 Oh, honey, don't get cute. Come on, give it back. 432 00:26:49,450 --> 00:26:51,620 Tim wants to have a few words with you first. 433 00:26:54,421 --> 00:27:01,129 I want you to stand there, and I want you to listen to me, Charles. I tried to 434 00:27:01,130 --> 00:27:02,210 get your money. No dice. 435 00:27:02,970 --> 00:27:05,920 I want you to back off and wait until our mark comes through. 436 00:27:05,921 --> 00:27:09,529 He's telling the truth, Charles. Just give it till tomorrow. 437 00:27:09,530 --> 00:27:11,350 You double -talking little creep. 438 00:27:11,950 --> 00:27:13,190 You, you gutless punk. 439 00:27:27,660 --> 00:27:31,150 I mean that. You know, I only tried to scare him. What's happening, Dad? 440 00:27:31,740 --> 00:27:35,559 Look, they're always this baby. I mean, we both knew they'd go in there. All I 441 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,739 know is it used to be small -time cons for kicks and rent money. Now it's... 442 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:41,699 Don't blame me, Del. Don't blame me. No, it's only me for letting myself be a 443 00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:42,750 part of it. 444 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,800 I didn't want this to happen any more than you did. 445 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,440 I mean, you know that. 446 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:52,460 I mean, it was his fault. I mean, he brought it on himself. Charlie did. 447 00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:54,840 Look, honey, that's it. 448 00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:58,799 There's only one way we can get out of this. We've got to get money. 449 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,720 Just hang in with me, will you? Because there's only one way I know to get it. 450 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,170 Hang in, please. Just a little while longer. 451 00:28:22,311 --> 00:28:27,959 Well, Madison, I'm Barnaby Jones, private investigator. 452 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:31,240 Mmm, that chicken smells just like down home. 453 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:32,890 Mind if I come in? 454 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,250 Well, if you don't mind, I am getting ready for a picnic. 455 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,850 You just go on about your business. I just want to pop a few questions. 456 00:28:40,580 --> 00:28:43,260 Well, am I entitled to know what this is all about? 457 00:28:43,780 --> 00:28:44,830 Absolutely. 458 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,380 I'm looking for a friend of yours, Mr. James T. Archer. 459 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,000 There must be some mistake. I don't know any such person. 460 00:28:52,300 --> 00:28:54,410 Well, have you ever heard of Sid Farrell? 461 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:55,850 No, never. 462 00:28:55,851 --> 00:28:58,439 That's funny because he certainly heard of you. 463 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:02,540 Matter of fact, he drew a picture of you from memory. 464 00:29:03,860 --> 00:29:05,660 Oh, wash my mouth out with soap. 465 00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:10,060 I prefer to go back and start all over again. Mr. 466 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:15,599 Farrell said that he saw you and Mr. Archer in a place called the Blue 467 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,439 Restaurant a little over three weeks ago. 468 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:19,340 Mr. Jones, Jim is a married man. 469 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,960 I don't want to cause him any trouble. 470 00:29:22,091 --> 00:29:24,139 Why not? 471 00:29:24,140 --> 00:29:28,199 Down home, we have a saying that truth and oil have a way of coming to the 472 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:32,539 surface. I think you'd avoid a lot of trouble by staying on the surface right 473 00:29:32,540 --> 00:29:33,539 from the start. 474 00:29:33,540 --> 00:29:36,819 I have nothing to hide, if that's what you mean. Well, fine. Then you don't 475 00:29:36,820 --> 00:29:38,930 telling me the last time you saw Mr. Archer. 476 00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:41,100 The same night we ran into Mr. Farrell. 477 00:29:42,100 --> 00:29:43,540 Well, now, let's start again. 478 00:29:45,420 --> 00:29:50,040 At the Blue Dolphin, there's a piano player who said that he saw you and Mr. 479 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:53,220 Archer in the place a little over two weeks ago. 480 00:29:54,890 --> 00:29:58,080 As a matter of fact, it was the night that Mr. Archer disappeared. 481 00:29:58,910 --> 00:30:00,090 All right, Mr. Jones. 482 00:30:00,550 --> 00:30:02,720 Jim did take me to the Rudolph in that night. 483 00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:06,780 It seemed he'd found himself a new love goddess. 484 00:30:07,290 --> 00:30:09,520 I guess it was his way of letting me down easy. 485 00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:11,270 Any idea who this other woman was? 486 00:30:11,830 --> 00:30:12,880 No. 487 00:30:13,370 --> 00:30:18,029 I guess it was serious because she got him to leave his wife, which is 488 00:30:18,030 --> 00:30:19,170 I couldn't accomplish. 489 00:30:19,330 --> 00:30:23,770 And you figure that this is the reason Mr. Archer sort of dropped out of sight? 490 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:29,040 You have no idea what that did to me, Mr. Jones. 491 00:30:30,380 --> 00:30:37,279 Having him... Losing him so quickly like that, I... I 492 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,330 thought he loved me. 493 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,860 I would have taken him on any terms. 494 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:42,940 I feel like such a fool. 495 00:30:44,780 --> 00:30:47,780 Sometimes it's harder to fall out of love than to fall in. 496 00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:51,190 Why don't we talk later when you feel better? 497 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:06,800 Wade, this is Mr. Jones. 498 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:08,350 Barnaby Jones. 499 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,200 I didn't get your last name? Swanson. 500 00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:11,259 Wade Swanson. 501 00:31:11,260 --> 00:31:12,310 You look familiar. 502 00:31:12,311 --> 00:31:14,279 Are you in a sporting goods business? 503 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,820 No. Components. W .S. Electronics. 504 00:31:17,060 --> 00:31:18,110 Oh. 505 00:31:18,140 --> 00:31:19,340 Must have been mistaken. 506 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,900 Well, have a nice picnic, you two. 507 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:27,760 What was that all about? 508 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,340 Oh, nothing, Wade. 509 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,100 Nothing to worry about. 510 00:31:48,550 --> 00:31:50,510 Wait, I'm sorry. 511 00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:52,410 It's just too soon for me. 512 00:31:53,050 --> 00:31:56,230 We don't know enough about each other. I couldn't care less. 513 00:31:57,310 --> 00:31:59,050 You would later, believe me. 514 00:32:01,950 --> 00:32:03,000 Okay. 515 00:32:04,230 --> 00:32:06,170 Everything up front, then. We tell all. 516 00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:08,970 Only I get to go first. 517 00:32:09,490 --> 00:32:10,540 No, let me begin. 518 00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:12,870 Because once you know... Della, please. 519 00:32:13,490 --> 00:32:17,270 I have to get something off my conscience before you start. It's very 520 00:32:17,710 --> 00:32:18,760 Wait. 521 00:32:19,050 --> 00:32:20,110 I lied to you. 522 00:32:20,570 --> 00:32:22,970 My company doesn't need copper. It needs money. 523 00:32:23,970 --> 00:32:27,700 With copper in short supply, I'd hope to sell it to speculators at a profit. 524 00:32:29,370 --> 00:32:30,950 What about the $200 ,000? 525 00:32:31,850 --> 00:32:37,909 I thought I could raise enough to cover the option, but it 526 00:32:37,910 --> 00:32:42,050 turns out my creditors even have creditors. 527 00:32:43,890 --> 00:32:45,570 Afraid I'd bet off too large a bite. 528 00:32:47,210 --> 00:32:48,290 You mean you're broke. 529 00:32:48,390 --> 00:32:49,440 Not a sue. 530 00:32:51,010 --> 00:32:53,360 But they say a poor man's love is the strongest. 531 00:32:57,121 --> 00:32:59,029 Tell her. 532 00:32:59,030 --> 00:33:03,589 Tell her. A confession. A confession isn't meant to be funny. But it is. It 533 00:33:03,590 --> 00:33:04,640 so funny. 534 00:33:16,430 --> 00:33:17,480 I'll see you back. 535 00:33:18,310 --> 00:33:20,310 I was about to put out an APB on you. 536 00:33:21,070 --> 00:33:22,450 Gee, I kind of wish you would. 537 00:33:22,730 --> 00:33:26,100 I might hit it lucky and get picked up by a handsome bachelor in blue. 538 00:33:26,510 --> 00:33:29,100 Well, did you find out where Della Madison worked? 539 00:33:29,530 --> 00:33:31,550 I even found out where she didn't work. 540 00:33:31,850 --> 00:33:33,710 Would you like to untangle that? 541 00:33:34,290 --> 00:33:38,110 Well, our credit source told me that she worked for Triangle Metal Imports. 542 00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:41,550 But by the time I got to Triangle, it was the noon hour. 543 00:33:41,810 --> 00:33:44,290 So you took the personnel director to lunch? 544 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,240 No, he took me to lunch. That's what took so long. 545 00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:49,600 Well, where didn't she work? 546 00:33:49,980 --> 00:33:53,359 Well, it seems she got her job at Triangle through a letter of 547 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:57,720 from a company, Allied Imports, way up in Spokane. 548 00:33:58,060 --> 00:34:01,140 So? Well, on my way back from lunch, I telephoned Allied. 549 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:06,139 They did, at one time, have Adella Madison working for them. But she was 56 550 00:34:06,140 --> 00:34:07,190 years old. 551 00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:09,040 That's not so old. 552 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:13,679 Marbet, that's not the point. I mean, that's not our Adella Madison, right? 553 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:17,869 So just when we're beginning to find out who Della Madison is, she turns out to 554 00:34:17,870 --> 00:34:18,920 be somebody else. 555 00:34:18,921 --> 00:34:25,809 You know any reason why Miss Madison didn't show up for work this morning? 556 00:34:25,810 --> 00:34:28,310 Well, Judy, that's my friend in personnel. 557 00:34:28,670 --> 00:34:31,929 She said that Della phoned in right after lunch and quit. 558 00:34:32,310 --> 00:34:33,630 Didn't even give a notice? 559 00:34:33,790 --> 00:34:34,840 None. 560 00:34:35,010 --> 00:34:38,670 I hate to sound like a catty female, but it's just as well. 561 00:34:39,690 --> 00:34:41,920 Sound like you two didn't get along too well. 562 00:34:42,889 --> 00:34:45,330 To get along with Della, you had to be a man. 563 00:34:45,570 --> 00:34:46,650 You know what I mean? 564 00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:52,230 Is this one of the men that she got along with? 565 00:34:52,909 --> 00:34:54,650 All right. That's Mr. Archer. 566 00:34:54,870 --> 00:34:55,920 He's one of them. 567 00:34:57,070 --> 00:34:58,930 Mr. Archer come in on business? 568 00:35:00,370 --> 00:35:01,830 If you can call it that. 569 00:35:02,130 --> 00:35:04,310 The poor guy kept coming in here to see Mr. 570 00:35:04,570 --> 00:35:06,310 Matthews about buying some copper. 571 00:35:06,450 --> 00:35:08,800 You know, I don't think Della let him inside Mr. 572 00:35:08,850 --> 00:35:09,900 Matthews' door once. 573 00:35:10,460 --> 00:35:13,050 Maybe she was acting on instructions from her boss. 574 00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:18,260 My female intuition tells me that there was more to it than that. 575 00:35:18,860 --> 00:35:21,510 That's probably the world's greatest lie detector. 576 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,130 You're cute. 577 00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:24,600 So are you. Thank you. 578 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:29,419 Did any other customers get the same treatment from Miss Madison that Mr. 579 00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:31,940 did? Well, there was Mr. Swanson. 580 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:35,100 Oh, that's a shame. He's really a neat guy. 581 00:35:35,540 --> 00:35:36,590 Wade Swanson? 582 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:37,730 Yeah, that's him. 583 00:35:37,731 --> 00:35:40,929 Well, thank you very much for the information. 584 00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:44,649 Okay. Now, if you will point me in the direction of the personnel office, I'd 585 00:35:44,650 --> 00:35:46,109 like to get a picture of Miss Madison. 586 00:35:46,110 --> 00:35:47,970 Okay. Go out the door and turn right. 587 00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:50,120 Thank you. You're welcome. Bye -bye. Bye. 588 00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:07,010 What's the matter, Bill? 589 00:36:07,210 --> 00:36:09,260 Sound a little bit... panicky on the phone? 590 00:36:09,470 --> 00:36:11,760 Well, it's Wade. He started asking questions. 591 00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:16,430 Well, did you ever see a mark where he didn't get panicky? Last minute? 592 00:36:16,431 --> 00:36:18,669 That's your job. You've got to calm him down. 593 00:36:18,670 --> 00:36:21,610 Well, I've tried, but he's suspicious about something. 594 00:36:22,450 --> 00:36:26,110 Maybe you should call him and cancel. Oh, no way, no way. We're too close. 595 00:36:26,330 --> 00:36:27,650 Tim, Wade is nobody's fool. 596 00:36:28,390 --> 00:36:30,190 Look, will you just calm down? 597 00:36:30,470 --> 00:36:33,900 I mean, you're starting to lose your cool. Look, it's not that simple. 598 00:36:33,901 --> 00:36:36,999 Before Wade puts up his money, he's going to insist that he see the color of 599 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,419 yours. You see, it's impossible. 600 00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:41,010 There's no way we can come up with that kind of money. 601 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,280 He's got his quarter million. 602 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:44,730 In cash. 603 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,600 And he demands to see your money before he hands his over. 604 00:36:48,180 --> 00:36:49,960 Okay. Just have to get it, that's all. 605 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:51,610 But where? 606 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,860 Why should I lend money to you, a con man? 607 00:37:09,180 --> 00:37:12,300 Because I'm the best there is. This is a sure thing, Mr. Arvez. 608 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:14,850 How much do you need? 609 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,410 Quarter mil. 610 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:21,339 Deposit the money in the bank tomorrow morning and withdraw a half mil the same 611 00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:22,390 afternoon. 612 00:37:26,420 --> 00:37:27,580 I don't trust con men. 613 00:37:30,220 --> 00:37:33,960 There's no risk with me, Mr. Arvez. I swear it. There's always a risk. 614 00:37:34,549 --> 00:37:36,349 That's why crumbs like you come to me. 615 00:37:37,490 --> 00:37:39,420 Then you don't pay up. I have to kill you. 616 00:37:39,421 --> 00:37:42,109 If you're dead, I can't collect the money. It's a vicious circle. 617 00:37:42,110 --> 00:37:43,160 Please, Mr. Ives. 618 00:37:44,010 --> 00:37:45,330 I've got to have that money. 619 00:37:46,350 --> 00:37:48,150 Jules, would you trust this con man? 620 00:37:54,490 --> 00:38:01,069 It'll cost you 10%. It's $25 ,000 for just a few hours. The 621 00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:03,470 normal charge is 10 % a week. 622 00:38:04,279 --> 00:38:05,329 That's right. 623 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,690 But you don't come here if you've got someplace else to go. 624 00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:11,190 Okay. 625 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:12,800 When do I pick it up? You don't. 626 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,390 I deliver it to you at 10 tomorrow morning. 627 00:38:16,780 --> 00:38:20,570 Marius, give the con man something to write with so he can leave his address. 628 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,210 It's very good. 629 00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,040 Thank you, Mr. Arvez. 630 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:47,370 A comment. 631 00:38:48,260 --> 00:38:52,120 Just so you should know, I'm a very ecology -minded citizen. 632 00:38:52,121 --> 00:38:56,319 But if you default, that won't stop me from polluting the Pacific Ocean with 633 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:57,370 your carcass. 634 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:09,610 much of the time. 635 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:11,960 Well, what did he say? 636 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:17,759 Well, he told me to tell you that curiosity is the reason that window 637 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:18,599 were invented. 638 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,240 Come on, Barnaby. Did he get a make from Della's personnel photo? 639 00:39:22,241 --> 00:39:23,199 He did. 640 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:30,019 Her real name is Olivia Kearney, a bunco artist who's done a short time in 641 00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:31,140 Denver and Spokane. 642 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:37,320 Nice, slick M .O. She sets up the pigeons and her partner clips their 643 00:39:37,710 --> 00:39:38,760 Who's her partner? 644 00:39:38,790 --> 00:39:42,870 Well, if it's the same one she's been using, it's a fellow named Tim Darnell. 645 00:39:44,050 --> 00:39:46,310 Bunko and fair to middle and forger. 646 00:39:47,730 --> 00:39:52,590 Well, that could account for the signature on Archer's credit card, Bill. 647 00:39:53,190 --> 00:39:56,690 It counts for more than that, Betty. All the arrows point the same way. 648 00:39:57,230 --> 00:40:00,000 Apparently she set up Archer and something went wrong. 649 00:40:00,001 --> 00:40:02,749 You think she and her partner got rid of Archer and then made it look as though 650 00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:03,889 he took off for Hawaii? 651 00:40:03,890 --> 00:40:07,190 That's my guess. And it's also my guess that Swanson... 652 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,300 He's about to fall for the same gambit. 653 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,580 What I don't understand is why she quit her job. 654 00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:17,939 Jip and Gypsy are part of all con artists, Betty. They pick a town clean 655 00:40:17,940 --> 00:40:18,879 then they move on. 656 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,820 And you think Della's about to move on? 657 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:28,039 Yes, but not before they separate Swanson from his money. Now, I want you 658 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:31,320 hightail it out to his factory. 659 00:40:32,380 --> 00:40:34,490 Try to raise somebody. Here's the address. 660 00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:36,510 I'll take us home. 661 00:41:18,540 --> 00:41:22,160 I'll expect it back not later than four this afternoon, with interest. 662 00:41:23,020 --> 00:41:24,400 No sweat, Mr. Arliss. 663 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,080 I never sweat, Comrade. 664 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:28,880 I make other people sweat. 665 00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,530 Got it, didn't I? 666 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,150 You thought I wasn't going to get it, huh? 667 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,090 Come on now. 668 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:54,820 Don't look so worried. 669 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:56,640 Everything is terrific. 670 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,560 Now I'm going to meet Wade at the bank. 671 00:42:02,561 --> 00:42:06,019 We're going to deposit the money in a joint account and presto. Through the 672 00:42:06,020 --> 00:42:10,919 magic of persuasion plus a small act of forgery, yours truly is going to 673 00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:13,939 withdraw a half million biggies just before the bank closes. 674 00:42:13,940 --> 00:42:15,600 You make it sound so easy. 675 00:42:16,580 --> 00:42:21,099 And as of this afternoon, you are going to be a rich and retired lady of 676 00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:22,150 leisure. 677 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:25,130 I must be going. 678 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,860 Tim, there's been a slight change in plans. 679 00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:31,000 Hey, come on, Del. What's this? 680 00:42:31,740 --> 00:42:32,790 Wait. 681 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:34,890 Wait. 682 00:42:34,940 --> 00:42:35,990 Tie him up. 683 00:42:35,991 --> 00:42:39,479 Wait a minute now. What's going on? What do you think you're doing? 684 00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,430 What I should have done before you started killing people. 685 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,340 Why'd she con you into this? 686 00:42:44,341 --> 00:42:48,319 You'd never believe that money's only a small part of this, would you? Hey, Del, 687 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:52,499 come on now. You're being stupid. That money belongs to Bruno Arbez. Now, if I 688 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:54,000 don't get it back to him, he'll... 689 00:42:54,010 --> 00:42:55,450 You'll kill me. I know you, Tim. 690 00:42:55,451 --> 00:42:58,729 You'll find a way of getting free after we've gone, and then you'll just have to 691 00:42:58,730 --> 00:43:00,290 keep running, just like always. 692 00:43:01,450 --> 00:43:04,630 Look, uh... Make a deal. 693 00:43:05,290 --> 00:43:06,340 With what? 694 00:43:06,990 --> 00:43:08,690 Well, suppose I were to tell him. 695 00:43:09,190 --> 00:43:12,310 That there's, uh... Where his money is. 696 00:43:13,270 --> 00:43:14,320 You do that. 697 00:43:15,390 --> 00:43:19,190 And I'll tell the police who murdered Jim Archer and Charlie Waters. 698 00:43:20,450 --> 00:43:21,500 So that's it, huh? 699 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,300 That's why you're doing this to me, huh? 700 00:43:24,860 --> 00:43:25,910 No. 701 00:43:26,100 --> 00:43:27,860 Suddenly all the fun went out of it. 702 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,520 And I also happen to love Wade. 703 00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:34,240 Oh, come on, come on. You disappoint me, Del. 704 00:43:34,241 --> 00:43:38,519 I mean, the first rule I taught you was never to get emotionally involved with 705 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:39,570 your mark. 706 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:41,170 So flunk me. 707 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:43,570 I can't. 708 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,330 You out -conned your teacher on this one. 709 00:43:47,060 --> 00:43:48,110 Let's go. 710 00:43:55,050 --> 00:43:56,100 I hope you make it. 711 00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:01,020 You too. 712 00:44:17,650 --> 00:44:18,790 Already I don't like it. 713 00:44:20,350 --> 00:44:23,540 Marius, you stay with the con man. Jules, we'll follow the money. 714 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:43,690 Any luck? 715 00:44:43,691 --> 00:44:47,579 Swanson moved out of his apartment early this morning. There was nobody at 716 00:44:47,580 --> 00:44:49,620 Della's apartment. What's going on here? 717 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,760 Well, W .S. Electronics is defunct. 718 00:44:53,140 --> 00:44:58,219 The employees were terminated yesterday, and the creditors are taking over this 719 00:44:58,220 --> 00:45:00,319 morning. Are they repossessing everything? 720 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:01,760 Right down to the light bulbs. 721 00:45:03,620 --> 00:45:05,360 Swanson's files are still in there. 722 00:45:24,300 --> 00:45:25,920 What are we looking for, Barney? 723 00:45:25,940 --> 00:45:30,280 One of those books the secretaries use to log in and out phone traffic. 724 00:45:31,740 --> 00:45:34,270 Sometimes they can be more revealing than a diary. 725 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,360 Remind me to let you look at a real diary sometime. 726 00:45:39,140 --> 00:45:40,190 Here it is. 727 00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:47,540 How many calls yesterday? 728 00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:51,280 Looks like they're all bill collectors. 729 00:45:51,870 --> 00:45:55,970 Except late in the afternoon, Swanson calls Sunburst Air Charter Service. 730 00:45:57,030 --> 00:45:58,080 Call them, Betty. 731 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,530 Lousy con man said that money was going in the bank. 732 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,050 Let's go. 733 00:47:05,020 --> 00:47:06,070 All right, hold it. 734 00:47:06,071 --> 00:47:09,759 That's far enough. That's my money you got there. There must be some mistake. I 735 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,939 don't know what you're talking about. It doesn't matter. 736 00:47:11,940 --> 00:47:13,520 Just don't make any quick moves. 737 00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,550 Now we're going back in the terminal. Easy. 738 00:47:17,660 --> 00:47:18,710 Barnaby, over there. 739 00:47:39,951 --> 00:47:41,919 Don't shoot! 740 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:42,970 Keep them company. 741 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,360 No, no, Della. It's all over. 742 00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:01,220 I won't go back to jail. I can't. Della, we can do whatever we have to. 743 00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:02,730 I love you, Della. 744 00:48:02,731 --> 00:48:03,779 I made you know. 745 00:48:03,780 --> 00:48:07,000 We've got something now. Let's don't lose it. Draw the gun! 746 00:48:31,340 --> 00:48:32,540 We don't need it anymore. 747 00:48:50,780 --> 00:48:54,160 For what it's worth, you made the right choice. 748 00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:58,270 You wouldn't count a con woman, would you? 749 00:49:15,310 --> 00:49:16,990 I just spoke to Lieutenant Biddle. 750 00:49:17,570 --> 00:49:19,810 Did he pick up Darnell and Arvez, ma 'am? 751 00:49:20,130 --> 00:49:21,690 Mm -hmm. They're both in custody. 752 00:49:21,870 --> 00:49:25,660 He's also dispatched a crew out to Lake Hempstead to drag for the two bodies. 753 00:49:27,010 --> 00:49:29,230 Now comes the tough part. Tell Mrs. Archer. 754 00:49:30,550 --> 00:49:32,840 I'm afraid she's going to take it pretty hard. 755 00:49:33,670 --> 00:49:37,890 Sometimes today's tragedy is a way of becoming tomorrow's blessing. 756 00:49:38,890 --> 00:49:40,490 It's going to take a while, but... 757 00:49:41,610 --> 00:49:45,090 I think Mrs. Archer is strong enough to write her own happy ending. 758 00:49:45,140 --> 00:49:49,690 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 60823

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