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[Iain] Previously on Love Island...

Love triangles.

No, don't go back there.

No.

[Iain] ...and romance on the rocks.

Stay there, stay there.

I tried telling you so many times, I'm falling in love

-and you don't believe me. -I wanna go home.

[Iain] Tonight, the villa's at war.

The conversation they're having out there is basically

If you've got something to say,

Don't come up here and chat shit.

-Just 'cause no one likes you--

-Shut up! You're a twat! -Don't tell me to shut up.

-Be honest to people, that's it.

[Iain] And is the dream over?

I can't get a word in. You're just, like...

It's not even like we're a couple.

Muggy. Muggy. I'm a mug.

It's the end of the road here, mate.

-This is the real you. I've only seen it today.

We do just wind each other up.

I don't want to be in a relationship.

I ain't staying in here. Everything reminds me of her.

[theme music playing]

It's going to be a long, hot summer.

[Iain] It's the morning after Jon and Hannah proved

screaming and shouting at each other.

Luckily for Jon, all is forgiven.

[Jessica] With Jon and Hannah, they do have these

Um, but at the end of the day, once they've slept on it,

they are back to normal and lovey-dovey

So I think us as a villa have just learnt

[Iain] I said forgiven, definitely not forgotten.

It was just yesterday, the whole hair thing,

-Yeah. -And it only pissed

Jon had already told me, "She's always

-Fuel to the fire, yes. -He'd said that,

She does it with everyone. With me and Luis.

I've walked out and she's going...

But I watched it from behind that glass,

Jon came over and he went, "What up?"

I went, "I need to talk to you.

-And he went, "Oh, for fuck's sake!"

As if... But it weren't on him.

-Like it was okay, yeah. -I was just in a mood.

And then I stormed off.

Me and Jon have made up now, we are fine.

I think I have every reason to be pissed off.

All of the lads in the villa have

Naomi's been flirting with all of the boys.

[Iain] Max is chatting to Naomi

Knowing her, this could turn into

Zoe is confusing.

-I don't want to be involved in a love triangle.

-It's the last thing I wanted to do.

I just don't want to be involved in it.

I have literally said to her, do whatever is best for you.

Like, don't pull me along with it, do whatever

Don't say, "Oh, well, I want get to know

and then go back to Jordan." Just go back to Jordan.

Yeah, and then you can crack on with

-I think you have quite the pick in here, though.

-I don't know. -I'm telling you.

-Mmm. -[laughs]

[Iain] While Naomi flirts with Max, the girls talk

What?

No, I think he is cute and funny. He has a cute bum.

and funny.

Don't you think...

I think, like, he definitely likes her more than

Whereas, she said when you and Jon kiss,

[Jessica] Yeah.

I think he needs to see it, because she's not hiding it.

I want girl chat.

-Did you eat all the crips? -Yeah, do you want them?

-[cell phone beeps] -Hannah...

-I got a message. -Have you?

[reading message]

Who is it?

Stay there, stay there. Josh! Stay there.

Come with me, come with me.

-We've got to go in the pod, me and you.

[whispers] I don't know. I just got a text.

-What's going on? -I have no idea.

He just went, "Josh, come here,"

[both gasping]

Look, they've got balls.

[cell phone beeps]

-Right. I've got a text. -Oh, God.

[reading message]

Jon and Josh were in the pod.

-[snickering] -[burps]

These balls are pretty cool,

Yes, they come off. Look.

Pretty standard.

The rest of us were in the lounge.

I would then ask Hannah and Naomi

And then we'd go over to the pod and see if Jon and Josh

"Today you will take part in a compatibility test."

-I don't know if that's a good thing.

If we're compatible, like bread and butter.

-They're compatible. -[Iain] Genius.

They might know what compatibility means,

but they don't know the rest of the Islanders can hear

So, the first question is to you, Naomi. What is

2nd of July, 1991.

2nd of July, 1991.

He knows that, but I don't think he will know

Let's go to Josh and see what he thinks.

That's got to be worth something.

[all shouting]

Sweatin'!

Josh, what is Naomi's date of birth?

Right. It's on the...

The 2nd of July. Um...

How old is she? 23? I'm 25, I'm 1989.

1990, 1991...

-There you go. -No, it's not.

-I'm 25, and I'm 1988. 1991. -[all laughing]

-So the 2nd of July. -What is it?

January, February, March, April, May,

-The second of the seventh, 1991.

[cheering]

Yes! Oh, my God.

They're under pressure, them.

Bish, bash, fucking bosh.

Hannah, please, can you list all the surgery

I've had me tits done, me lips done and Botox

-Tits, lips, Botox. -Yeah.

Sorted. Jon?

[reading]

-Oh, you cunt. -"List the surgery

-Wait, does lip filler count as surgery?

What do you think? I've helped you,

-Yeah, it's a surgery. -Do you think it's

-Has she had her arse done? -No, her arse

No need to do that. She can have a couple of kids

[laughs]

-She won't even need that. -Yeah, but no Botox.

-Yeah, course she has. Right.

Boob job. Lip fillers.

-Botox. -That's it, that's it...

-That's it. -Yes! Top boys.

♪ I wanna take a chance with somebody, oh ♪

♪ I wanna lick with somebody ♪

♪ Hey ♪

Naomi, what would you like to be doing with Josh

[chuckles] Okay, um...

Oh, God, I don't know. See what happens.

-Hopefully still be in contact.

Josh?

I don't know. I know that she wants to travel.

Do you see yourself together in six months' time?

Still together, broken up,

moving in together, traveling together,

-Moving in? Steady on. Still together.

Well, unfortunately, that was wrong.

[lips squeaking]

[laughs] What's mine?

Hannah, what is your favorite sex position

-With Jon? That's not fake? -Yeah.

I will give you an inkling, he said last night

Doggy. Say it. Yeah, doggy.

-Did you have sex last night? -Yeah.

We'll just put it out there that you can't

How do I know that? We've only done two.

Missionary, doggy last night

and then, like legs, I've got them here.

[laughs]

Yeah. Doggy style.

I want to change.

I'm going to change it to just missionary.

[girls screaming]

Oh, no, that could be very important.

You've got no boundary, dude, I'll tell ya.

Okay, so, Hannah, who in the villa

is your biggest threat to your relationship?

No one is really a threat to my relationship.

-Say Omar. -[both laughing]

Omar is the biggest threat.

Why is everybody laughing about that?

[all laughing]

I don't know. Me, arguing.

-Yourself? All right. -Hannah.

Jon?

Zoe, definitely not.

-Jess, 100% not. -Lauren.

-Lauren, definitely not. -Daisy.

Daisy, no.

Naomi.

Just say it.

Just thinking, there was couple of things that

-Say that, then. -I don't want

Don't worry about it.

What?

'Cause I have heard a few comments,

Naomi.

He said Naomi.

Okay, I weren't going to bring this up

but I've been told that you have been a bit flirty with

Jon included in it. Jon told me that himself.

Then yesterday when he was walking out

and he'd been off with me all day and you

Now, I do that with Josh and the other lads in here.

The minute I walked out, you went like that.

I just don't think it was very appropriate.

Okay. [clears throat]

Because I knew you'd say, "I was just joking."

I see when things are a joke, and when they're a bit

Okay.

[Iain] Coming up...

Why have you just come up here and chatted

[Iain] The boys blast jess.

If you got something to say, you say it to our face.

You don't bullshit. Come up here and chat shit.

[Iain] Naomi's trying to avoid the wrath of Hannah. Good luck.

I feel like I'm just being myself in here

Sometimes I think it's such an intense

Things I'm doing are being construed in a way that

so I don't really know what to say.

I apologize if I've ever done anything towards...

The others, I don't care about,

about you and Jon...

I am sincerely sorry because there is

A lot of people have said, "Why don't you tell Josh

Everyone's like... I'm just more--

"Because she's fairly flirty with all of the other lads."

I've been told this. And I just feel like--

I'm a very upfront person. If I didn't want

I would tell Josh and I would go

Everybody loves Josh. No one wants to

I think maybe people are a bit more focused

I don't even know. I don't want to fall out

Everyone has this perception of me that I'm, like,

With my affection with Josh,

I can't see what I've done to make

-You look devastated, man. Cheer up.

I just... I just don't want to be here.

I don't want to get upset. It's so awkward

-'Cause you're all trying-- -We don't think it's awkward.

I just think it's awkward.

It's been aired. It's nobody's business

No matter what opinion anyone has.

I feel so awkward now, like I won't be able

Everyone else, they just don't want to see Josh get

But to be fair, he's happy with her at the moment.

They've had a chat about it, but I think whatever comes

because Josh is so smitten, he's just

I feel like you have people in your ear

Yeah, but at the end of the day,

-I'm not fucking stupid. -I know.

If I see something, I will air it, I'll tell you.

-Honestly. Come here, babe.

[boys] You're lying!

[screaming]

-All right? Do you want something to eat?

[sighs] Yeah, I might pick up something.

Let's go and get something. Yeah?

-I need more wine. -Fucking hell.

I definitely need more wine.

[indistinct chatter]

Max, are you eating, bruv?

-Naomi, do you want something?

[sobbing]

[sniffles]

[Iain] After some serious deliberation, Zoe

between Jordan and Max.

Oh, I had a really amazing time yesterday.

I didn't think I'd like you, in the sense that

I didn't think it'd go as well yesterday

I thought we'd be more awkward, but

But I don't want to be thinking that when I'm

Everyone keeps asking me what I'm going to do.

I wanna talk to you before I go around saying,

I think you know what I'm going to say.

No, listen, if there was any doubts anyway, I would

Because it makes everything easier.

No one's going to think badly about you.

It is not even that. I just genuinely

No, you've made the right decision, trust me.

Yeah, I just knew you'd...

I appreciate that, thank you.

Go back to Jordan, it's a lot better that way.

'Cause she's a nice girl,

but me and her are like worlds apart.

In my opinion, it was for the best.

-All right, thank you, though.

I'll see you in there.

-How are you? -All right. Just been

I just don't want you to pick Max

If he was the right person for you,

But if he wasn't, I'd be so frustrated and...

-You know, just-- -It was definitely

-Just you, innit? [laughs] -What do you mean?

So annoying, I've liked you

And, oh... I'm like...

-Are you going shy on me? -Yeah, I am. [chuckles]

So what does that mean?

It means that obviously, if we coupled up,

If you do anything, I swear to God I will cut all

I think she begrudgingly chose me considering

But she couldn't really... She has to go with

On her heart, not her head. So, I'm glad she picked me.

-Yeah, that's cool. -I know how it felt with her.

-Yeah. -Like...

It is good because I can be affectionate with you.

Yeah, I've been wanting to hug you as well, but I didn't

Good.

Aw.

Okay, that sort of broke the ice.

You have really fucked this thing up.

[Iain] There's one golden rule when it comes to

while sitting in a hot tub. Keep your voice down.

They're basically saying that we're all minging,

They're used to high standards. "I've gone from 10s,

Once I've had a few beers, you watch,

I'm not having that.

Boys have been in the hot tub chatting shit,

basically saying we are all minging in here.

[whispering]

All right.

-No, tell me now. -Tell us right now.

-No, just the conversation that was happening out there.

It was basically saying that we're all hanging,

like, "Oh, we're used to 10s" and like, "what the fuck,"

basically saying that we're all hanging.

[Lauren] Are you kidding? [Jessica] No.

"Like, what the fuck is this?"

Lu, Josh and Omar are in there,

-basically just-- -I did just catch

"I'm used to 10s like Naomi," and,

The little bits, that may not be

but that's the gist of the conversation.

-What? -Is that what's

It's fucking disgusting, to be honest.

Wait till I've had a few drinks, I'll fucking

No, I just think it's out of order making us feel like...

I don't know why they're saying that.

We're not ugly, otherwise we

She could have said something there

sat in the smokers' corner when we were

but she wanted to go upstairs and feed more shit

And then all the girls come and have a go at us.

Why have you just come up here and chatted

-What are you on about? -You and Daisy. What have

-Chatting shit. -We heard you

Instead of coming up here chatting shit about us,

Don't chat to everyone, come chat to us.

What is wrong with her?

You fucking think we're fucking pricks.

-You are clearly the prick.

Just because no one likes you--

Say that to their fucking face.

Just because no one likes you,

You lot might like no one else.

All we said was that no one in here is our type.

Be honest to people, that's it.

Fucking does my nut in, man.

-It's a mutual thing. -It's not mutual, because

Everyone knows that anyway.

How am I bullshitting? I heard what you said.

You're so full of shit. Just full of arguments

There's only so much I can take. I can bite

I ain't a fucking mug.

Every guy in here has told every girl in here that

That's what we were trying to say.

That's what he was saying. You fucking daft?

-[Joshua] Fucking shocking. -How?

Listen, if someone's got something to say...

All right, listen, listen,

if you've got something to say, say it to our face.

Don't fucking bullshit, coming up here

Don't chat shit. Do not chat shit.

If you've got something to say about us--

Listen, listen... Okay, cool, I will.

No, all I'm saying is that I'm sat

So I was gonna come out and confront you.

I was just gonna come up here and finish my hair.

Obviously you've come up here and you're

I'm gonna go and have a fucking word with them.

I just said that!

Did she say that? You come up here

Until someone said, if you've got a problem,

'cause you ain't got the balls

-[all talking at once] -Fucking ridiculous.

You can't come up to us and expect us to,

make us feel shit for being two-faced or whatever

when he's doing exactly the same.

Lu is like, "Why don't you say it

I said hold on a minute, you're in the hot tub

why don't you say it to our face instead of

-[Luis] They can't talk to us like that.

-We went up there-- -About fucking prestige

Like they're better than us.

Why can they not confront us and say something to us

getting shit off the girls? So they got a little bit of

-They're fucking doughnuts. -Don't know what

Fucking doughnuts. I'm fucking fuming, me.

Every time you lot gang up on me

Even Chris said that to me.

Even Chris said it, it's always fucking me.

Again, the whole house has turned on me.

Everyone pins it on me every time.

She's a fucking doughnut, that girl.

-I don't think I've ever met a girl like her.

What it is, she gets so much attention on the outside,

'cause she gets her baps out, whatever she does,

she doesn't like it 'cause she gets

That's exactly what it is, mate.

Exactly what it is. I can read that girl

-Well, it's been an eventful day, hasn't it?

[Iain] Still to come.

Hannah gives the locals an eyefull.

Don't touch. You can look.

[Iain] The Islanders are waking up after

New day in the villa,

let's all have some fun.

[Iain] But the girls are still far from happy.

I've not even had a fucking apology.

The way they spoke to me.

The stuff that came out of their mouths was disgusting.

[Naomi] Do you think they will apologize?

But it makes it a horrible place for me here

I'm not one to just mope about and be down,

but I feel like it's been taken too far this time.

I just want an apology, really.

I'm not gonna be happy until I've had an apology.

[Max] Were you scared for your life last night?

Did you think shit was gonna go down?

-What, me? With Lu? -Yeah.

I thought you two were gonna start

You might have a really good day today,

You never know, babe.

Babe. You always say "babe", don't you?

I know. It's bad, innit?

-"Babe. Babe." I call everyone babe.

It annoys some people, though.

I'm not used to it. I don't know girls

It's usually, like, dickhead.

-[laughs] -"All right, dickhead?"

-"All right, knobheads?" -Yeah, yeah.

"All right, shaggers?"

"All right, babe?"

-I think it's like a south thing.

If I started saying that, everyone'd be like,

-"All right, babe?" -"Why you saying that?"

I bet if I say it to people from up north, they'll think

-Massively. -Is that what it feels like?

-Yeah. "Babe." -Really?

-That's what I thought, yeah. -I'll stop saying it, then.

[Iain] What a couple of babes.

I think Jess will probably choose Max if we have

Is he interested in her, though?

You fucking never know.

He does comes across as a lad.

I like that. That's my type. I like that.

Listen to this, boys, I've come up with an idea.

I feel like we can fall in love together.

And what I want to do...

I want to go out the front

and get hay, and put "I love you"

and then light it and then take her outside.

-That's cool, mate. -Or the top window.

The top window, yeah.

-Take her to the top window. -Open the curtains.

"I love you, H."

"I love you, Hannah." Hannah's quite long.

Yeah, that'll be sick, mate. She'd like that.

[Iain] Arson, how romantic.

[hairdryer whirring]

Right.

I don't mean to upset you or anything.

Just like, obviously, sorry for shouting at you.

I am not the type of person to just shout at people

I just felt like somehow, I don't know what happened,

I just thought, "Do you know what? Let me say how I feel"

And I shouldn't have shouted at you.

I was a bit pissed off. I just thought you shouldn't

Before I got to tell you,

you've obviously got comments or whatever,

I didn't have a chance to explain, and I think

really, it is over nothing.

I'm not, you know...

It's just because, all it was

was I don't like two-faced people, yeah?

-So you've gone from there-- -I wouldn't say that's

because everyone knew my intention was to come down

You didn't need to tell all of the girls, though.

The thing that upset me was

when you said, "Everyone hates you in here,

I didn't say everyone hates you.

No one likes me?

Where did that spring from? If no one likes me,

then everyone's seriously good at being two-faced.

As a girl, you don't want to hear that with boys

For me... You know, I'm on Page 3 and stuff, babe.

Obviously, it's still not right, the things he said

So that's done now.

-Thanks for apologizing. -It's cool. It's cool.

Josh hasn't apologized yet. I don't think

At least Luis has manned up and apologized.

I don't think Josh has got the balls to.

[Iain] Well, we're about to find out.

Jess, sorry for raising my voice last night.

But you should have just said you overheard

Yeah, I spoke to Luis about it and at the end

I heard what you said, and it pissed me off.

I should have said then and there, what are

But we shouldn't have raised our voice like that.

I left the smoking area and I didn't want to cause

I'm trying to avoid that.

Yeah, I just thought, like, just say sorry.

And just leave it at that.

'Cause I don't want you feeling left out,

You want to enjoy your time here as much

Yeah, I think it was just a few comments.

-So, peace out. -[chuckles]

[Iain] I guess that was kind of an apology.

-[cell phone beeps] -Babe.

We've got a text. Look, look.

Oh, listen to this.

What is it?

It says, "Hannah and Jon..."

[reading message]

-Yes. -So we will get some

[Iain] What could that be? Steaks, fine wine, caviar?

-Chicken nuggets. -Loads of ale.

Loads of booze, loads of sweets,

Just to let you know, I'm like Bradley Wiggins

Oh, I'd love to see youse two cycling and shopping.

Oh, my God, there's your bike! [laughs]

-Let me see. -There's your bike.

It's got a little trailer on it.

[Jonathan] Oh, you are having

I'm just a bit worried about sitting on the back

with me fanny killing, going over them bumps

If at any point you want to stop and want me

-you just let me know. -Shut up.

Oh, you're having a laugh? That's not got very many

-Fucking hell! -It sounded fun.

I'm as up for it as I was to start with.

Babe, watch me leg while we're going

I can't see your leg when I'm moving, I'll try to watch it

Babe, me handlebars are--

-Oh. -Whoa, whoa. Fuck.

[both chuckle]

Keep pedaling, babe. We're nearly there.

[all speaking Spanish]

What the fuck's bien?

It means "good." I told you I talk Spanish.

-Shite, where do we go? -I'm fucking bilingual.

[Iain] The local shop has got prawns,

and thanks to Hannah's wardrobe, giant melons.

Let's just get whatever we want. Oi, look,

-Look, yeah. Calamari. Prawns.

-We want normal food. -You want some of this?

I don't like cream, do I?

Babe, where's-- Oh, fuck off!

Man, man, what's all this?

-That looks dodgy babe. No, don't smell it.

It looks horrible. Babe, you can't touch it.

Is there no, like... Do you have frozen chips?

Over here?

-Shall we get Oreos? -What about cereal?

Why eat ceral when you can eat Snickers for breakfast?

Babe, I'm a loud person as well, but I feel like

'Cause you just, like... [gibbering]

-So you do it. -No, you choose

No, you choose.

I've chosen what I want, I've got it.

Babe, no. No.

Seven, eight, nine, 10.

That's 10 euros. What's 10 times 44?

-I don't know. Baby, you can't do math?

-Did anyone pick my beer up?

-No, go on, babe. -[speaking Spanish]

You've only got a sausage.

[patron continues in Spanish]

[patron speaks English]

-Don't touch, you can look. -Oh, how cheeky.

-Gracias, señorita. -Thank you!

Gorgeous! Thank you.

Oye , da da da da!

Let's get the fuck out of here, girl.

Oh, bloody hell. Could've done

-Up the hill, here we go. Round the corner.

-Babe, pedal now. -What's going on?

It don't work.

[Hannah] Oh, shit, the thing's broke.

[Iain] The bike was overloaded.

-Hold the bike up, babe. -Hang on.

Babe, stop it. We're never going to get

-if you keep booting it. -Well, listen, fuck it.

If they ain't happy, they can just go

I just want a bevvie and a ciggie now.

-Too stressed out. -Jesus Christ.

[Iain] Coming up.

Is it curtains for Jon and Hannah?

No, you're the one sitting here in front of fucking...

Because you just shouted downstairs

[Iain] The hunter gatherers return to the village

and sound the traditional greeting call.

Oi, oi!

[all cheering]

Shitloads of ale! We've got loads of champagne,

loads of wine, got you Cheetos, Daisy,

I got you about 10 Kinder Buenos.

-Did you get any donuts? -Chicken nuggets!

-Loads of chicken nuggets! -Sold!

If you give us chicken nuggets, burgers, chips

you've got the happiest villa you've probably seen the

Guys, guys, guys, let's have a massive round

[all cheering]

[Iain] Jon and Hannah celebrate the shopping trip

With another ding-dong.

I know you're a loud person, that's why I love you,

-But I don't know if you're playing up.

-I don't know what it is. -Okay.

I feel like sometimes when we leave the villa,

he gets a bit too overexcited

and it leaves me where I literally can't

And I'm not used to being pushed to the back,

because I'm normally the loud person.

Right. I don't want to have an argument with you.

When we go out, babe, we need to work together.

-All right. Yeah. -Oh, for fuck's sake.

-Fuck off. -Argh!

Hannah and Jon aren't people to hold back

so they find it difficult to bite their tongues,

nobody wants to come across as the weak one.

I know you're pissed off, but it's awful to shout

You don't want everyone to know but it's too late

You're the one sitting in front of everyone

Because you just shouted downstairs in front

Do you not think everyone hears that?

Do you not think that everybody can't say nothing

That's what I mean, you want to deal with everything

Hannah, leave it alone now.

If they heard everything you said, they understand.

Once again, I look like a tit.

I didn't come here to look like a fuckin' tit.

[whispering] Is she serious?

-Bruv, tell me if it's me. -No, you've done nothing.

Tell me. 'Cause I think I'm losing my mind

I haven't done anything.

I would say in general, I'm quite a dominant,

loud, overpowering person.

But in relationships, especially in the past,

and that is why I now have all of these insecurities.

I know I'm hard work and that but it's only from

like, the way I've been treated before.

You reckon?

What can I do, mate? What more can I do?

Every little thing, I'm doing

I can't win. You know what I mean? I can't win.

And it's got to the point where I'm waiting for

I do anything wrong.

[Iain] Meanwhile, Jess wastes no time upping her flirting

To the Max.

I reckon deep down you've got a proper

And maybe you're the opposite.

-Yeah, I might be innocent. -You might be boring as fuck.

-I've known that to happen. -Have you?

Boring in what way, though?

Just boring?

-What, like a boring-- -All talk, no action.

-What, like, in the bedroom? -Yeah, just all round,

[chuckles]

I'm not really all talk, though, am I babe,

I don't talk a lot about sex.

It would be nice to get to know him a little bit

have a couple of drinks, and just see what

I need to watch what I say, don't I? It's not

I don't give a fuck.

-Do you not? -I kind of like it, mate.

-Do you? -Yeah.

-Who are you bedding with tonight?

-Want to bed up? -Me and you? Yeah, defo.

[laughs]

It's going to be hard to say no. Sorry, Mum.

I want this to work. Do you want it

-Promise? -Yeah, I promise.

I know I need to stop doing things

Obviously, I love you because you're so loud,

and I don't want you to change as a person at all.

When we go out, I feel like it's all about you. It's

-Okay. -It's all about you.

It's all about Jon, Jon, Jon.

And I just fade into the background,

I just give up, and I just don't

-See, you just can't admit it. -Because I can't

-There's nothing I can say that's gonna win.

And I've tried to tell you, I've tried to...

Sorry, babe, I can't be in a relationship

-where you scream and shout. -How am I screaming

-How are you screaming and shouting?

I don't want to be in a relationship where you tell

I don't tell people our business. I have a problem

Why can't you whisper if you've got a problem?

-I'm sorry. -It's like you want

I don't understand what's going on.

You probably made us look shit from out there

to everyone in the villa and to everyone else

who thinks that we are a fab couple.

All you have done is scream your head off, and now we're

We are not arguing again. Because to be honest,

I tried to say to you I'm sorry and I hear

-And then you just make out I...

And I've said to you the minute

-Can I speak? Can I speak? -We'd be funny

-This is the real you? -Can I speak?

-This is the real me! -I've only seen it today.

Right now, all the shouting, even when you come up.

Because I feel like you've hurt me with what you say.

The way you spoke to me, don't fucking speak to me

If you want to sit there and chat with your mates, you

-Ah. Can't we-- -Just leave me alone.

Okay.

Muggy, muggy. I'm a mug.

I don't know what she's thinking, what a mug.

I ain't staying in here. Everything reminds me

And I want to say to her, "Look,

do you not want to be with me?"

Simple as that. Like, you tell me

But I don't want to say that. I know it'll go

And she'll be like, "You are a wanker."

[belches]

I just hate the way that I upset you

"Jon, you've got it so good, what are you

All I ever want to do is support you, be with you and

I've never felt like this ever in my life.

And I'm just so scared that I'm gonna

I have never felt like this with anyone before.

You make me feel like a rainbow.

Every day, you make me feel

And I sometimes do think, why are you

All of the boys with six-packs. Don't be upset

You're just the perfect woman. You are perfect.

-[laughs] -But you are to me.

Your looks, your body, your personality.

Your laugh, your teeth, your hair, your smell...

Everything about you is what I want.

And you're perfect to me.

It just scares the life out of me, Hannah.

You could break my heart, put it in a blender

I've never had anyone treat me the way you do

It's all right.

Fucking hell.

I don't ever cry. I never cry.

You know, I... I've never, um... I've...

I've come in here and you are literally

Babe, come here.

[Hannah] I'm just so scared. I just question everything.

I promise you. You've got nothing to be scared about.

Stop crying. You're too beautiful to cry.

You're going to make me cry. Fucking hell.

[sighs] Oh, we're crying. Babe...

I know... I know that I give you a hard time.

I question every single thing you do because you mean

-[indistinct through sobs] -Shh.

Stop crying. Stop crying.

But I feel like I'm doing your head in

-I don't mind. -I can't help it

-that, like, the thought of leaving you--

-I'm just scared you won't be mine anymore.

I will be yours, Hannah. I will.

I promise. I'm not going anywhere.

I feel like... Oh, fuck's sake.

It's okay, man.

I feel like I need to have you in every sense.

-You shouldn't... Oh, okay.

You are literally the ideal man for me in

And you're the ideal woman for me.

I'm just gonna work really hard to make you believe

okay? I've told you this and I'll tell you again.

By the time we leave here, you're gonna realize

And I've found a fucking morsonite...

What is that stuff Superman's afraid of?

-What's Superman afraid of? -[Omar] Kryptonite.

Kryptonite. You're kryptonite.

Obviously better than a diamond.

You make me so fucking happy.

I can't... I feel like a unicorn.

[chuckles]

I love you so much. Honestly, two and half weeks, I don't

I will never hurt you, ever.

-I love you. -I love you, too.

[Iain] Next time, the Islanders

No one is safe,

as they turn on each other.

Then live on Thursday, you dump two

from the island.