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[Iain] Previously on Love Island...

I want to be together.

[Iain] There's been romance...

-[mumbling] -[laughs]

And there's been war.

My decision is Jordan.

I want to smack her in the face.

-Josh. -Absolute slag.

-We'll go! -Anything that has a dick.

[yells]

I just can't do it any more.

[Iain] Tonight, hearts are broken...

It is time to do the right thing.

Maybe just call it a day.

She basically reeled him in.

Snidey, snidey

[Iain] And there's trouble in paradise.

Lovely.

She started running her fingers through my hair,

and then Hannah's walked out.

Stay there. Stay there.

Hannah.

I've tried to telling you so many times,

I'm falling in love with you in this villa.

And you don't believe me.

I want to go home.

Can you get me out of here, please?

And I mean it.

[theme music playing]

It's going to be a long, hot summer.

[Iain] It's another day in paradise.

The sun is rising, the sea is blue

and the Islanders are exchanging cooking tips.

Thanks, babes.

-You can stir my porridge any time.

[Iain] The boys look back on a busy night for Omar.

That truth-or-dare game last night was cracking,

-It was a sick game.

Fair play to you, you stripped clean off and

Omar, you are funny, man. You just got

and you kissed a bird. What else happened?

You got called the smallest and the ugliest man,

you snogged a bird and you got naked.

[Chris] And you still bleated about it.

That was just Daisy's opinion.

[laughs]

I'm with you here.

Fair play to you, though you do take it on the chin

You have got a great sense of humour, man.

-Great sense of humour. -You know I don't care.

[Zoe] Did you enjoy that kiss with Jess last night?

It was all right. I don't see it

-I do. -[Zoe] I do.

Huge deal.

[Luis speaking]

[yawning] I see it as becoming a man.

Have you gone from a boy to a man?

[Iain] When Beth arrived at the villa,

she put down her bags, chose a bed

and screamed obscenities at Jess.

Oddly enough, they haven't spoken since.

Jess. What happened the other night, like,

I don't even want to get into it.

Because we're in here together,

I think we need to just crack on with it,

I'm not gonna say sorry to you

because what I said is true, do you know what I mean?

And if you owe an apology to anyone,

But for me, like...

But, like, obviously, I think you need...

I've been hearing things from other people.

Yeah, but I didn't come in here

and want to confront you straightaway.

It was going to get said,

but maybe not in the way that I did.

But that was out of my control

because people had already said things to you, but...

[Jessica] Can you just explain to me,

like, obviously, you came in here

saying that I'm hated by everyone...

You've been made out to go around every guy in here,

and you are not genuine about who you actually like.

You are doing it to sort of stay in.

For someone to come in here when I am having a good time

and literally say that everyone hates me

is, like, not very nice.

I think slag and stuff like that

with anyone in here.

You know what I mean? I've made it clear that

I have not led Omar on now.

I know, it might have seemed like I have, 'cause I'm

But until you actually know who I am...

Like, the people in here, especially the girls,

they kind of know, that's just Jess.

If I did not tell you what had been going on,

then maybe, you wouldn't have realised that you do need

Obviously, I'm going to take everything she says

Basically, you can't believe a word that

And I don't think everyone else can really.

[Iain] Yesterday, Jordan broke up with Daisy,

but she didn't quite get the message.

What this situation needs is James Blunt.

Obviously, we had that instant

That was there, you know,

But as we have been together a bit longer,

I have distanced myself and I have grown apart.

I think we would be better suited as friends,

rather than more romantically involved.

I think, it's...

It's not your fault, It's certainly not your fault,

It is just a bit of a personality change,

not a clash, but just a personality thing.

If it's not there, it's not there.

-I don't want to force it. -No, exactly.

I do not think anyone should.

It is not fair on either of us.

You know what I mean?

So as far as we are concerned,

and you can do whatever you like

with someone else, and vice versa.

But I do not want to get off on the wrong foot

because I think you are a great person,

you're honest, caring and kind.

I just do not want to give you the impression

that I do not think that either.

-All right, babe? -Yeah. That's fine.

Oh, give me a kiss.

Okay. I'm gonna have a cool, all right?

-Okay, cool. -Thanks.

[James Blunt Goodbye my lover playing]

♪ Goodbye, my lover

♪ Goodbye, my friend

♪ You have been the one

♪ You have been the one for me ♪

It just feels a bit shit really.

Um, yeah.

I do not know what to do now. [chuckles]

[Iain] Finally, Jordan can head back

who's currently eyeing up Max.

I think Max is really nice.

Yeah. I think you'll really get

He's got a lot to say for himself,

with him more

and get to know him and stuff.

Because maybe you could be something.

He may be not your usual type but I think he likes you.

Interesting.

He thinks you are gorgeous.

-Really? -Yeah.

I'm struggling with that.

I don't know about that.

-You all right? -Yeah.

It's done.

-Oh, really? It's 100%? -Yeah.

She took it well, to be honest.

[Jordan speaking]

[Zoe] Max is in the house now.

And I'm really excited to get to know him.

I think he is really lovely.

And Jordan knows that I want to get to know Max better.

And you know what?

I think you two have a lot of chemistry, if I'm honest.

Yeah, but I've had to what... Four days of looking

Yeah, it's cool, it is understandable

that she is not going to give me the green light

I'm still on red at the moment.

You know, well.

I think you two should talk again

-and something may go on. -[Zoe] Yeah, but...

It would just make the day if we sat in the sun.

She's been hurt.

Yeah, I had to lie in bed and listen to them giggling

-That was horrible. -Yeah, it was.

I felt like a twat. Did you not see my face?

[Zoe] I've liked Jordan since day one.

With everything that happened,

I conditioned myself not to like him.

Now, it is really hard to switch that back on.

But then, he is Jordan,

and look at him. [laughs]

Never say never.

[Jordan] Yeah. Zoe is the most attractive girl to me in here

and the one with the most chemistry.

So obviously, I'm gonna try and pursue that.

When the red light goes to amber,

I might make more of an effort.

-But Zoe, I think... -Yeah, but...

I've already told her this, anyway.

Yeah, you have, to be honest.

What if another girl comes in?

I doubt it. I doubt it.

And there is already a boy in here for you, Zo.

Yes. And I'll be honest,

I'm going to see what happens there.

Yeah, that's fine.

Fair enough.

But it is hard when you look like that!

[Jordan laughing]

What are you thinking?

You could get her back, I think.

The door is a little bit ajar, ain't it?

Yeah. Because of Max.

But I think you can get her back.

I hope so.

You just got to not be the laid-back character

I know, look at her.

You made a really big mistake.

I told her that I 100% regret.

I held my hands up to the mistake.

I've told her she has got every right

And she has got every right to give Max a chance.

Okay. I'm not gonna put any pressure on her.

I am just going to sit there like a Venus fly trap.

-[chuckles] -Mm.

It puts me in an awkward position

because Max is a nice bloke.

She doesn't know Max very well.

They might get on like a house on fire.

He might sweep her off her feet.

All right, Daisy?

-How you feeling, you all right?

-Did you iron everything out? -[sighs]

It is fine if Jordan feels like that.

It is kind of like a mutual thing.

Maybe I got confused.

My only concern is now, what do I do now?

-Well, you'd rather know. -[Daisy] It is a couple thing.

-Crack on. -With who?

Try and build up connections anywhere else.

I don't know.

[Iain] Still to come...

Zoe and Jordan kiss and make up.

[laughing and cheering]

Yes babe. Smashed it.

[Iain] As the Islanders soak up the sun in the Villa,

they're given a challenge that requires experience,

and, most of all, mouthwash.

-[mobile beeps] -[laughs]

I have got a text.

[Omar reading]

I did not really want to be the worst kisser in the Villa

I did not think I would be.

I had a couple of kisses the night before and I had

[Iain] The official couples, Jon and Hannah

and Josh and Naomi, aren't taking part,

and Lauren's decided to be the ref.

-Right, are you ready for the kissing contest?

Are you ready to get your tongues going?

-I reckon Omar's gonna... -Omar's got this.

Omar, I expect big things from you.

First one up, please. Go and work your magic.

I do not really have a technique.

Oh, she loves it, you know. She loves it.

Oh, a bit of tongue there! What the fuck!

For me, it is a tie between Zoe and Jess who

[all cheering]

Oh my God!

Jess, what are you scoring that

That was a decent amount of tongue.

I was feeling that one.

I'm gonna say an eight.

[cheering]

It was quite soft, actually. A bit sensual.

I will give it an eight as well.

I think it was a good kiss, like, good lips

-I'm gonna rate it an 8.5. -[girls] Wow.

-[Lauren] Right, Zoe. -[laughs]

That for me, I can tell from that,

That is definitely Luis.

I knew the first one was Luis, because it was

I need a score out of one to ten.

-Eight out of ten, defo. -[Lauren] Okay.

Now it is time for round two.

Jess was a surprise performer.

I was very impressed. I'm not sure whether that's

[Jonathan] That looks poor, that looks so poor.

Beth was a good kisser as well.

I was disappointed with Daisy's performance.

I did not think she was a good kisser.

Especially not with those big lips

-Zoe is like that. -I don't think he's a good

It felt awkward. Jess,

what did you think of that one?

I'm gonna give it a seven.

That is not bad.

I would give it an eight.

She will just have any old thing.

An eight.

Everything is going sound. Zoe comes in

For me that was a bit awkward.

[Lauren] So what's your score?

-Oh, like a five. -[all laughing]

Can the next boy step up and show the girls

I have not won any of them

or got close to winning them.

I was a bit nervous, and I didn't want

I am pulling my shorts down, boys.

-[Jonathan] I wouldn't do that.

-That's why you get mugged off.

[Joshua] He is really going for that.

[Max] Jess has gone weak at knees.

Take it slow, Omar.

It feels like he is screwing something in.

I was dreading Omar kissing me. Oh, not my type

[Jonathan] Zoe is not going to enjoy this one,

Zoe. Pretty decent. I think she is a bit of a

He was quite good. I was surprised by Omar.

[laughs]

I'm gonna go for 7.5.

I'd give it a six.

I do not think there was much going on.

But it was a good eight.

It was really good. It was nice.

I think Omar was pleased with himself that he did

The girls were quite nice about his kissing skills.

I reckon this geezer's got it. Swag when he's

Watch him just plant it.

I want to see what Zoe is going to do.

Ah, there you go. That is the money-maker

She is enjoying this.

[laughing]

[Hannah] Yes, babe. Smashed it.

I really enjoyed that kiss. I liked the movement.

The way he was one side and switched it up

I will give it a 7.8.

I'd give it 7.3.

Not as good as the first one. I'll give it an 8.2.

-Zoe, you seemed like you quite enjoyed that one.

-Eight or something. Yeah. -[Lauren] So we're

There was definitely competitiveness in this game.

I think we all wanted to win.

I can't watch.

[indistinct chattering]

I have been kissing girls since I was 13.

I am now 31. Years of experience.

I know how it is done now.

[Zoe squeals]

She knows.

I knew it was Jordan.

Obviously, I wanted to kiss

A shame we had an audience.

A little too much saliva.

[laughter]

Uh, eight.

It was nice, a good kiss. Maybe too much moisture.

[all exclaiming]

You are a tough crowd.

That could be an 8.7. Whoo!

Right, Zoe. You seemed like you were really enjoying it.

You put your arms around there.

I thought your legs were going to go around

I'm gonna spice it up. I will give it a ten!

[all whooping]

I wish she'd be like, "I like Jordan,

'Cause then it would be like, fair doos, I'll crack on

Right, girls, the winner of the kissing contest

is Jordan.

[all cheering]

[Lauren] Girls, are you surprised? Was you expecting

No, not really.

[Beth] I thought it'd be number one on the last one.

Jess, you scored Jordan and Luis the same.

Knowing now, would you change

-Yes, maybe. Luis. -[Lauren] Which one?

[all cheering]

[mobile beeps]

[Jordan reading]

[scoffs]

[all cheering]

I mean, it's a no-brainer, really.

-Who is it gonna be? -[Jonathan] I wonder

Hmm. I wonder.

Lu, Lu.

[laughter]

I wonder who that is going to be!

I'm joking, I'm joking.

Enjoy your champers, babes.

[exclaiming]

Good luck, Zoe.

-You remember Max coming here saying he fancied Zoe?

you have got to go for it.

-Pick someone for the banter. Do it for the fun.

-Yes, yes, Hulk. -Don't listen to him, Hulky.

I know what I would do.

Does that change you wanting to get

No. At the end of the day, if you like Hulk,

-I'm not gonna... -Yeah, but...

Zoe, are you going to get ready?

-Okay, love? -Good, thanks.

I am in a bit of a triangle at the minute.

But she is such a confusing girl. I think she wants

I wish she would be honest. I cannot be arsed messing

How did you know it was me you were kissing?

Because we've kissed before. [laughs]

If Jordan wants to go back with Zoe,

[Jordan indistinct]

I mean, if it wasn't gelling for us, there is no point

-I'm so confused. It was all going so well.

I was gonna say, the way he has

And obviously, you know as well,

when he said he has got more chemistry with

than what he has in a week with Zoe.

I know he has been thinking and chatting about it

and I have not known anything, looking like

It is fine that he has gone back with Zoe.

If it is not working out for us two,

But I would have preferred it if he'd told me about it.

He said to me, she is a weirdo, basically.

And then that.

-I think, I don't know, I could be wrong, but...

I think since me and Jordan have been together,

She has probably been paying him more attention

to win him back. And Jordan's just... She has

-And now he has gone back. Snidey, snidey.

-How do you feel about Max? -He is really nice.

-But I fancy the pants off you. It's so annoying.

No, it's just so annoying. It would be easy if you were

Yeah, it would be pretty much straightforward,

[laughs]

All my friends at home will be like,

-You reckon? Why? -It has happened to me

Blokes have liked me and then they go off with another girl

-and they're like, we did the wrong thing.

-sleeping with her or anything like that.

-Literally, all we did... -I was in the bath, having to

All we did was kiss and then as soon as we got to know

-That is so weird. -It was more on my behalf.

Anyway, what would be your ideal thing

If we were a couple again.

-Shoot from the hip. Definitely.

Again, the ball is in your court.

You know what my decision would be.

I don't have to ask you. It is not fair to ask you

I'm just worried that another girl could come in

There are still other blokes that are gonna come in.

Do you know, I can't go into this fully confident, can I?

[Zoe whispering]

-Hang on. Can they see me now?

-[Zoe whispering] -Huh?

Do you want to kiss?

[Iain] Beth's about to receive some news...

[mobile beeps]

[Beth reading]

[others exclaiming]

From the start, I have always said I have been

Obviously, I am going to ask him

I don't know whether he's a closed book I don't know

-All right? Yeah. -Yeah, you?

I have got to choose someone to go on a date with.

All right.

I have got to ask them out.

Would you like to go on a date

-Of course. Why not? 100%. It should be fun.

I am single. Why not?

I can go on a date and have fun.

[mobile beeps]

You've got a text!

Max, tell 'em! Max, Max, tell 'em!

"Max, as a new arrival, you will be going

You should decide who you want to go with, and ask her

-I have got a date. -Take your pick.

From the outset, I wanted to get to know Zoe.

She has kind of said to me that she would like

All right?

-Me and you are going on a date this afternoon.

-Would you like to join me? -Yes, I would love to.

[Iain] Coming up...

Jon's having a bad hair day.

Hannah's walked out, so it looks dodgy as fuck.

If you think, I'm going too fast,

you are the one who asked me to be your bird.

Oh my, life.

[man] See you soon mate.

[Iain] Beth and Luis are about to head off on their date.

Zoe's about to head off with Max and by the look

Jordan's about to head off the balcony.

-Can I not come with you? -Yeah, it would be quite fun.

I need to just... This way, we will know

You need to find out. That's what I said.

If you don't, you're just gonna

-[laughs] I'll see you later. Have fun.

-[Zoe] Right, let's go. -[Max] Let's go.

-I just need a drink. -Me too.

[Iain] So what do you feed a girl

-It's decent, isn't it? -It is all right.

[Iain] Ah, olives. Hope they're spicy.

Thank you. Oh, look.

[Luis] Whoa.

-I'm tipping it all over the gaff.

-Yeah, you? -Yeah. You happy to be

-Yeah, it's nice, isn't it. Cheers.

Do you know when you say cheers,

you are meant to hold this bit

Yeah, I know, it's bad luck, isn't it.

[Beth laughs]

-You didn't look at me. Do it again.

-Cheers. -You did not look at me.

-Right, do it again. Cheers. -[laughs] Cheers!

What did you think about the snog

-Mental. It was funny. -It was all right.

-Daisy was the worst. -Was she the worst?

-Why, what do you mean? -Everyone said she was

Weren't feeling it at all.

What did Jordan say? Did he say

He would not say that. He would get a box in the jaw.

Yeah, but she wouldn't know, would she?

It is bad, what is going on. Him going back with

I do feel sorry for her a little bit 'cause it must

-Oh, that was so awkward. -Yeah, but I don't know.

She may get back with him, but she was talking

[Iain] She's not just talking about Max,

He's so excited, he might pop his cork...

[Max] Hey!

-[Iain] Told you. -[Max] Skills.

Thank you.

-Yeah, this is, uh... -Cheers.

-This is a nice first date. Are you glad I picked you?

I haven't been too pushy, have I?

-Like, put it out there. -No, not at all.

'Cause I'd hate that.

I'm just like the most shy awkward person.

You are a very awkward person.

-Today was... Honestly. -Oh, my God.

-I wanted to crawl into a hole.

[stuttering] I knew who you all were.

How can you tell by a kiss who a lad is?

-You can tell by the way you all kissed. Your personality.

Personality wise. Luis's kiss?

It was all like, sensual and yeah, it was just Luis.

-Chris? -BOTH: Awkward.

-Omar? -Weird.

-Me? You knew it was me. -It was decent.

Decent, what does that mean? What does decent mean?

-It was all right. -[laughs]

I knew it was you. I knew it was Jordan as well.

He went for it. He went properly.

Hang on, you went for it. I thought you were going to

Literally. Thought you'd proper do it

It was not that bad, was it?

Omar turned and looked at me. I was like, sorry.

[both chuckling]

And you and Hulk have been on a date today.

If he does like you, and I have come in

it must be hard for him, but... I don't know.

I will tell you how people actually

They think you have a game plan and you have

Which you did on the first day.

Only with Jess, but I said that

I'm gonna go in there and I will tell her

I'll do what I want. I'm not there

That's good that you can do what you want. I rate that.

It's pissed me off, has that.

-Has it? -Yeah, a little bit.

Looking forward to going back? What do you

I think Jordan... He won't be too happy.

Marks out-of-ten for a date? You marked me out-of-ten

So marks out-of-ten for a date.

It's been good actually. I'll give it a nine.

Nine? I'm happy with a nine. One more for a ten

Yes, exactly.

-Are you excited about going back, or...

Lovely company. A beautiful girl.

Before the date, I would have said that Jordan was safe,

But now, definitely Max.

He made a good first impression.

[laughs]

A very good first date.

Why did you pick me?

Why... [stutters]

You are the guy in there that I am attracted

And because we had spoken previously,

-I thought there was an attraction back.

So I don't know what you're thinking.

-I don't know. -Have a shot, right.

I do not want to upset anyone.

I don't know if there could be

I am glad that you told me.

I would not want to think there was anything more.

I know you are not the type of guy

If I had not asked you on a date, you would

We needed the one-to-one. Alone time kind of thing.

We needed to clear things up, definitely. I'm glad we have.

[sighs]

As intense as it is, it has been all right.

-You are a dick. No, I'm joking.

-All is fair. -I ain't accosted you,

-No, not really. -I just been honest with you

Me and Bethany's date went well.

She is a beautiful girl, but not really for me.

-[laughing] -Cheers.

Down it, down it!

-I can't down it. I'm a gentleman.

[laughing]

We could be a new power couple.

Power couple? Is that what

I think Hannah and Jon better watch out.

-Oh, really. -Yeah. Cheers.

-Thank you for a nice day. -I'd have wanted to pick

[both laughing]

[Iain] Back round the pool, Jon and Naomi

Maybe too comfortable.

How do you think the date is going?

-Zoe and Max. -I don't give a fuck, really.

-[giggles] -But I hope they're

I reckon Zoe and Max will be going

-Does Luis like Beth? -I don't think

[Naomi] Shit.

Can you see you and Josh being together

[indistinct chatter]

Um...

[chuckles] I think so. But I think he is so young.

He will want to come out and do whatever.

Do you not think there's other boys here that'd be

No.

I think Max is good-looking, but Josh is

Naomi was lying on one of the beanbags.

I put my head on the beanbag like that.

[whispers] Lovely.

[whispers] Lovely.

She started running her fingers

I thought it was strange.

Stay there. Stay there.

And then Hannah's walked out. She stopped.

Hannah!

Oh, it is so annoying.

Jon always says, I think Naomi flirts with me,

Especially because I feel like he was a bit

You wanna sit round flirting with other people

Babe, have I said anything to you?

Imagine I did that with Omar.

The minute they seen me, they stopped.

The second I walked out, she stopped like that.

I should not have let Naomi play with my hair.

I thought it was strange.

Every time I sit by you you walk away today.

You are even being different now when I'm telling you.

-You're just like, all right. -I'm trying to think.

You're just going like, "Oh, yes, Hannah".

It is not like that at all.

I'd rather, if you were feeling like that

-Are you mad? -You've been

I am not trying to be different.

-You have walked away every time I came over.

If you think it is going too fast,

-you are the one who asked me to be your bird.

And then Hannah said I'd been walking away from her all day

I don't think I've been different

Anyway, stop making a tit out of me.

Of course Hannah's going to be fuming about that.

If she was on someone's lap, I'd be fuming about it.

Telling me one thing one day, which is quite heavy.

-Are you serious? -100%, yeah.

-I don't know where this comes from.

One minute you are telling me things,

and the next, right now, that reaction

[Iain] Still to come...

One word... Trouble.

Get me out of here, now.

I ain't done anything to mug you off, Hannah.

[Hannah] What you did today... I'm going.

[mouths] Fuck off.

[Iain] Back at the Villa, Jon's preparing

boyfriends spend a lot of time doing...

Apologising.

Why do you not believe me when I say you mean

Just little things like that. All day I've had

-I'm sorry for giving... -And then I seen that

and I thought, "Do you know what? Fuck that."

If you want to do that, you shouldn't have asked me

Once something triggers in my mind,

it is best to just get it out before it builds up

and we have a big argument about it.

I asked you because I wanted you to be my girlfriend.

I wouldn't have done that if I didn't want to.

I don't understand why she does not realise that

in the universe that will come close to her.

I am happy with her and she means

[Hannah speaking]

You ask any girl what I say about you when

You think any of them will say I mug you off?

[Hannah speaking] I did not mean

to disrespect you.

I'm trying to talk to you and you're making me

You are going to me, you're a mug...

[Hannah speaking]

It don't come out your mouth, but you're saying, "Jon,

to be your girlfriend." Do you really want me

Constantly making me think that you do not

This is a minor. It's a proper fucking minor.

You're wrong. You're wrong, Hannah.

But in here, a minor is a major.

I have fallen in love with you in this villa.

[coughs]

[Iain] Looks like Luis really enjoyed his trip.

Hiya, hiya.

-[Iain] I thank you. -[laughs]

Have you got a hole in your pants?

You actually have.

Are you pissed?

I wish we were. We had dinner.

We are going in the Love Shack

-Are you? -No.

There is a physical attraction, but not a spark.

I'm not one to fake things

It was like, has he pied you?

I do not think it was a pie as such.

He's a nice guy. I do like him

[Iain] Good news for Jordan, Max and Zoe

Bad news for Jordan, Max and Zoe

[indistinct chattering]

[laughing]

They arrived back from their date, I could guess

that they had a good time. The way she wouldn't look

It is not hard to tell.

-How was it? -Yeah, really good.

Max exceeded my expectations.

I was grinning from ear to ear.

It was really good, mate.

But we'll just have to see.

Yeah, mate, really good. Proper good.

[Zoe speaking]

Really? One of the best dates

-Hands down best date? -Yes. Well, one of them.

-It is down to her now. -Yeah, balls in her court.

I have done what I have done. Whatever will be will be.

Zoe has said to me she enjoyed the night.

She enjoyed the date. Everything went really well.

But I have got a feeling I don't know what it is,

that it is not what she does feel like.

That has put me on edge, to be honest.

-Can I have a word? -I'm gonna go for a talk.

Go on, babes. See you when you get back.

I don't think you have to say a lot.

I can tell.

I have liked you since day one, but I don't

I cannot get past that at the moment.

Do you know what would happen if you didn't pick me?

Hmm.

But if you think... [Jordan stuttering]

That risk is worth taking...

If he can't make you as happy

And give you butterflies more than me,

I can understand that.

Hmm.

[groaning]

My heart is saying...

My head is saying one thing and my heart is saying

He came to me and said, "I can tell by your mood

I was like, "I had a really good

and I don't trust that you will not mug

-Fair doos. -But if you mug

You can put my balls in a clamp,

[laughs]

I want someone that is nice. I've had bad boys.

I want someone that will treat me

and not make me look like a twat. The Hulk made me

[Iain] The Hulk is green with envy.

-[Jordan] Zoe, are you all right?

[Iain] And he's on a mission.

-[Zoe] Oh, you fuck my head. -I am sorry, babe.

You do not even look like you are that bothered.

I am trying to put an absolute brave face on it.

Did you not see me staring into

Hmm.

He is just nice. He just treats me nice.

I don't know if tomorrow you are gonna turn around and be

Zoe, I didn't get a chance to like you enough.

-I need more time with you. -No, no, no.

He is very conscious of me coming back into the villa

"Bye, I'm going off to Jordan."

And I cannot mug him off.

[Zoe whispering]

Come here.

I was just coming to check on you.

[Zoe speaking]

[Jordan] Hmm.

I probably looked like a bitch.

I was on a date going, this is so lovely.

I think it would be a massive shame.

I came here with no expectation

and I actually care about someone

[Zoe speaking]

[laughs]

I can't. I have just been on a date with someone.

Okay, okay.

-Do you want to go over there? -[Zoe chuckles]

-It'll be like a day, and you'll be off with Beth!

Will I fuck.

-We'll see. -Will I fuck.

[Zoe chuckles]

[Iain] So Jordan and Zoe's relationship

but at least we can count on love's young dream,

-What is the matter? -Nothing, babe.

-Something is the matter. -Nothing, babe. I just wanna

You have got to be kidding me.

What? See he gets pissed off... Oh fuck it,

-Go on, tell me. -It does not matter.

No matter. You're just making

-How am I making a show of you?

'Cause I could see you was taking off.

And then you go, "Oh, fuck off."

I didn't mean to make a show of you. Do you want to

-No, I don't, you know.- -So are you gonna ignore me

-Just go and whatever. -I don't want to go

You have done that on purpose. "Oh, are you

Dead loud. So everyone looks over.

You're making me look like a crank

-I'm not. -You are. You're shouting in

And you just go, "Oh, fuck off." All right,

-Okay. -Okay. What, what...

Babe, honestly. What can I do right now?

-Stop making a show of me. -I didn't mean

I was going to tell you something,

and then you've just gone, "Oh, what the fuck."

It weren't about you, mate.

-All right. -See, he does it again

What do you want me to do, stand there while you mug me

[Hannah] No, it's fine, do what you want.

[indistinct]

[crying] [indistinct]

Baby, come here.

I am crying, over here, but I just can't take it

Now I get made a show of again.

-What's up? What's wrong? -I want to go home.

[crying]

She feels like Jon's just... I don't really...

Every time I try to talk to him, he says dead loud,

And then I look over and everyone's looking at me

I weren't even flipping on him, I was just trying

[sniffles]

I feel stupid.

Maybe just bring it up, 'cause if it's gonna carry on

-[indistinct] -Yeah, no kick off.

-Can everyone go away a second?

Jess, maybe you should talk to him, I don't wanna talk.

I want to go home. Get me out of here now.

Get me out of here now.

Oh, fucking hell.

She is worried that Jon is mugging her off.

I don't know what the issue is. I really don't

[Hannah speaking indistinctly]

Can we talk?

Not really, I'm not in the mood

-To me? -I tried before.

-I did try before and you made a holy show of me.

"Oh, for fuck sake." Get me out of here now.

Get me to the beach, I'm going.

I did not come on telly to get mugged off and everyone

Get me out of here now.

-What have I done? -I cannot even talk

-There are things I wanted to tell you.

-You shouted at me in front of everyone. Forget it.

You told me to fuck off, I'm fucking off.

Can you get me out of here, please?

And I mean it. I mean it.

Do what you fucking want.

Get me out of here, now. Did I come on telly

I ain't gonna mug you off. I have not mugged you off.

-I ain't done anything to mug you off, Hannah.

And then other comments are coming in. It's doing my head

How have I put a comment in? What have I done?

[mouths] Fuck off.

[Iain reading]

I think you know what I am going to say.

I don't want you to pick Max for the wrong reasons.

We're not getting on too well. Let's bring

Did you or did you not say that?

The conversation that those are having out there is

If you've got something to say,

Don't fucking bullshit. Come up here and Jack shit.

I'm fucking fuming me I'm absolutely...

I'm the victim in here, always.