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Welcome to Love Island.

[Iain] They came looking for romance.

But now, hearts are being broken.

If you pick Jord for your couple,

For you to take him away from me,

My decision is Jordan.

I want to smack her on the face.

-Josh. -Absolute slag.

[screams]

[Iain] Because with £50,000 at stake,

nobody's ready to quit.

I don't think anyone is safe in this game.

The girls do have to put some graft in.

And they've got less than 24 hours.

We need to be clever tonight. We need to vote

-Done. -I don't wanna leave.

Never.

[Iain] Over the next hour...

We have the power to pick anyone we want.

[Iain] I'll be taking you through a week no one

Please welcome your new arrival.

[Iain] Here on Love Island.

I have got to pick the first person.

[theme music playing]

It's going to be a long, hot summer.

[Iain] Welcome to Love Island.

If you haven't seen the show yet,

You've come to the perfect place

with everything you need to know

about the world's hottest hangout.

Here's how the couples stood in week two.

In the friendzone, Omar and Rachel,

Chris and Lauren, and Luis and Danielle.

But things were heating up for Jon and Hannah,

Jordan and Zoe, and Josh and Jess.

Got it? Good.

On Thursday's live show, two actual mermaids,

Naomi and Daisy, appeared in

[all cheering]

[man] Hello, girls.

Oh, my goodness.

Are they fit?

Move out, move out, move out.

Oh, my God.

[Iain] While the boys kept them entertained,

the girls were kept away from sharp objects.

I am not happy about this.

Are you two twins or sisters or something?

[Jordan] Very attractive girls, obviously.

All the boys are a bit way and all.

Oh, if she cracks onto Jordan, I'll... Mmm.

Having two new girls in the Villa,

it always affects the dynamics.

Because the boys think, "Oh, we're the boys,"

taking a shine to them, and they're gonna, kind of,

Yeah, this is where...

...will take you away from your girls...

On face value, looking at it your way,

-would you swap? Would you swap?

-Oh, I think these will fit in very well, girls.

[Iain] I'm not sure she meant that.

Upstairs, Zoe made sure her man

-[Jordan] Oh, get out of here.

[Jordan] Oh, that's cool.

What do you mean?

That's fine. Aren't you girls

Give me a kiss. I like it.

I can give you a kiss. I can give you

Here, give me a kiss.

[Iain] That's it, Zoe, give him a big sloppy kiss

Bit less tongue, though.

Downstairs, Jon and Josh made a beeline to Naomi

to give her a stern talking to.

-You're trouble, mate. You're trouble.

You are trouble.

I can tell by looking at you, you're trouble.

You've already got me in a shit load

The blue eyes are going to get me in trouble.

Can you not look at my...

-Looking at what? -It's all right.

[Naomi] I think everyone's fair game.

We are all single. I don't...

This whole loyalty thing, I don't understand.

Because, you know, we're all here to have fun.

Yeah, just have a good time.

[whispers]

This is bad.

This is bad.

Yeah, she's a nice girl, yeah.

Fit. Fit.

I fancy them both.

[Iain] And ladies, if a boy does want

you need to look out for the very subtle signs.

I just want to go to bed.

Go to bed then.

I'm not.

[Iain] Very subtle signs.

From the moment their eyes met,

John and Hannah had that special kind of

where you can pretend to have sex

I feel like I have just met the bird

I love everything about you. The scars.

I love your accent. It's fit.

Hmm, and I...

I feel like you are my girlfriend,

I'm saying this after a week.

[laughs]

It has been a long week, babe.

It has been a long week, but it has been a sick week.

The reason that we're such a good couple

and, like, we're suited is because we have

Every time I wake up and look at you,

[chuckles]

I like waking up to that.

Hmm.

So who are you two paired with now?

I'm with Luis.

I'm with Chris.

Okay.

What's... How's that going for the both of you?

Yeah, mine's good.

-Yeah, me and Chris are-- -I swapped from

'cause I like, just kind of make...

Me and Luis have more like a connection.

Yeah.

[Naomi] It is going to be hard for me

But Josh is completely my type.

Like, to a T.

I am picking out of three at the moment.

Which three are they?

Um, Chris. Yeah.

Um, Luis.

And Josh.

Can you imagine Jess?

She...

I wouldn't through fear.

[laughing]

Through pure fear.

I would be, like, cut up in my suitcase.

-Girls get jealous and thoughts.

They can say what they want but girls get jealous.

-I was so jealous... -I know what you're feeling.

Like it's just that on the outside,

you wouldn't share that natural feeling.

But, you know, it's hard not to be.

We're all jealous, kind of.

I don't ever feel threatened. But I think just being

I don't know why it's winding me up?

-Danielle mugged off Chris, didn't she?

So I'm thinking, if Danielle mugged off Chris,

she might mug off me if a new guy comes in.

Say, if some posh geezer from Chelsea...

Hold up, hold up, hold up. [farts] Oh, good.

-Say some posh geezer comes from Chelsea...

Oh. Oh, Jesus.

-Listen now. Better out than in.

Say some posh geezer from Chelsea comes here...

Danielle may mug me off.

I look at Naomi, and I think, yeah, I could be in a couple

Me and Danielle are close but it's...

I'm all confused. It's all, like, in the air

to think about it.

For you, it's going to be... It's gonna be a lot

than it will be for you.

'Cause Danielle isn't the one that's gonna go

She's gonna be like, "Okay, whatever," and then she's

Jess is going to go, [mimics gun cocking]

Yeah, I think Naomi is like, cute and innocent.

But she is a bit sexy as well. Her eyes stand out.

It's just her eyes. Her eyes are just like, phew.

Mmm.

Choose your next move very, very carefully.

Because she's about to go fucking off.

[Iain] Yet again, the island's oracle, Jon,

turned out to be right on the money.

[cell phone beeps]

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Read it out, hon.

"Islanders, your time in the current couples

Welcome to the single life."

[Iain] And Naomi and Daisy had first pick who they

Naomi was delighted?

God help me.

I think immediately all the girls

I could see Jess's face immediately changed.

Who are you going to pick, girls?

I don't know. Let me think about it.

-Oh, you want to think about it?

-Haven't you thought about it?

I could tell the girls are really quite,

'cause they knew that, you know, we're gonna be

It kind of put me and Naomi in the spotlight but not like

So they can basically pick whoever they want.

You girls have got the opportunity to pick

-regardless of the couples. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just be careful who you pick because you don't want

If you pick Jord for your couple before I've actually

we've got a problem.

If you are picking for a couple...

You might as well have got on this, girl.

I am just so stressed today

Naomi, I know she likes Josh.

I know she likes him. I can see the way

For you to take him away from me,

It's gonna ruin my time in here.

Just keep that in your head.

I know it's totally up to you but I will be

-No, I know. -I know you don't

I have no control over it but bear in mind

Do you think you will go for him?

I actually don't know and that is the honest truth.

So you would do that to me.

And just... You would choose him.

Well, I have not made that decision, but...

For me to be in here... I just don't...

No. Don't get sad. Don't get sad.

[Iain] At last, the moment arrived for Daisy and Naomi

throw them on the ground, and stamp all over them.

It's the most romantic part of the show.

Okay, so it has been a really hard decision.

But the reason for the guy that I have chosen is

because he is the one I feel

And obviously that I am attracted to.

Oh, my God.

Jordan.

[Iain] This is really awkward.

-I apologise for snogging your man later.

[Iain] Okay. Maybe not that.

I want to smack her in the face.

She is playing a game and it is so obvious. I knew that

Today has been a really hard decision,

not one I have taken lightly at all.

I have to go with my gut instinct and the person

when I came in the house

and they're the person that I feel I could get

along with best and have a laugh with, so the person

Josh.

-Thank you. Thank you. -Shock.

Oh, bless, how cute.

Hilarious, mate. Hilarious.

Talk about girl codes. Forgot about the girl code

Yeah, definitely.

Don't smile about it. Seriously.

-You are literally smiling. -Keep your hands

You can't keep your fucking hands to yourself, clearly.

-[Iain] Coming up... -[Zoe speaking]

-Yeah. -[Iain] Zoe's on the edge.

I've been mugged off again, and I just

[Iain] The story so far.

Daisy had stolen Jordan from Zoe, and Naomi

Fuck this. Can't be arsed to sit here.

[Iain] Jess couldn't bear it, and Josh couldn't wipe

Don't feel like... It's all right.

[wailing] I can't believe he wasn't

Fuck it. [grunts]

[crying]

Why did he do that? I'm making a tit of myself.

Both of me girls feeling bad as we feel like

There's nothing worse, when you like someone,

Arsehole.

[sighs]

I'm in the shittiest situation possible

Couldn't probably get any worse.

[Iain] Note to Jess. Never say that

What you have to remember is I have been on the outside

I saw her date with the Italian.

[all exclaiming]

Let's all go, what?

So, what... Did she reject him

He pied her.

He told me. I believed him. I did believe him.

He said to me, "Jon, wait till you see

She said that she kept looking at his crotch.

She said she was horny.

And she said that she was tempted to stay.

I think when she watches it back,

I think she will have moments where she will

What I have seen is what the British

Jess has lied to us all.

We have been horrible to the twins maybe

To be honest, I don't know what to believe.

That girl Naomi has basically said one

not feel bad about being judged is because the date

has gone all over the telly.

And you were saying all sorts to him.

Are you joking?

I swear to God, she is about 12,

How dare she talk to me like that?

Like, making up bullshit.

Does anyone else wanna come at me

The lads are just laughing like it is funny.

Josh is laughing, Jon is laughing,

-everyone's laughing like it is funny.

She said that, Jess. She said that, Jessie.

Because if that is true, you have no real right

about what happened.

Of course she's gonna make it up and say

that was what happened so she gets with Josh.

If she was to come in and say that, and we

we're gonna think she's even more of a dickhead

I'm not a dickhead. I'm not that twit.

If that was me, and someone chatted major shit about me,

I would not be in here right now.

I would be saying, I don't get it.

That's not true, right?

Shut up. Just shut up.

[screams]

It's all right, guys, I'll speak to everyone tomorrow.

It is all right. At least you said the truth.

Are you all right? Why are you going in there?

Don't come here yet and mug me off.

And you're telling me that you saw me on TV.

What is this little crowd?

Just afraid you're gonna fight each other.

I am not going to fight, I am not a violent person.

Why are you telling me that you saw me on TV flirting

and that I wanted to stay? That I was horny and stuff?

-Are you mental? -What I have seen is

If I came in this house and I saw you with a guy

I would never even think about taking him

If she's saying that...

She's gonna say she don't give a fuck

I'd say the same.

-Look at you all just stood around me like I'm a video.

In that room, the twins are saying this,

And the twins said the exact same thing.

Don't just stand there and slag me off.

I have done nothing wrong. I have done nothing wrong.

I might have had flirty banter

So now we got to flirty banter level

For fuck's sake! Just fuck off.

I'm just trying to help you and say,

So every trick that she's just done.

One minute, saying one thing and then slowly, slowly

She's lying. The girl is lying.

[Iain] Finally, the Villa's calmed down.

Let's pray nothing happens to wind Jess

and Zoe up again, like, I dunno, Josh

and Jordan taking the new girls out

-Good luck, Josh. Good luck, bro.

Did you not know?

Oh, for fuck's sake. I didn't tell anyone.

[Iain] Oh, dear.

I've had two and a half years of shit.

I'd find someone really nice.

I have been mugged off again and I just can't

[Iain] Luckily, the atmosphere was much nicer

which appears to be taking place in a beautiful

-I'll tuck you in. I'll have a good go at tucking you in.

[Iain] Meanwhile, Jordan had taken Daisy

to eat some potatoes at the local swimming pool.

-You are so sweet. -Would you like a seat?

I do. Thank you very much.

-No one else is going to sit there but you.

[cork pops]

You nearly got me.

-Do not spray the date with champagne.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

-This lovely date. -It is a beautiful date.

Mmm.

I would be a bit concerned because I am not

And say someone did come in who was like a rocker,

What's to say you wouldn't swap?

But, like, the same thing I could say to you.

-Someone else could come in and you could fob me off.

Very true.

I think hanging out with you is a lot better

She's, like, more... Oh, like...

You are classier. Like, a classier girl.

And you are so better looking.

Have we had a good time this evening?

This has been good, actually getting to know you

I've had such a laugh.

You are very attractive to look at. I can't follow

Do you want to do this again?

Of course, it has been really fun.

I feel like our hands are slowly getting together.

You just wanna take my hand, don't you?

-I would like to touch your hand.

[Iain] Lovebirds, Josh and Naomi,

keeping an eye out for a big cat called Jess.

It is quite infectious being around him because

I might hold your hand.

The date was better than I expected,

in a stickier situation than I thought I might be in.

[Iain] He needs some advice from Jonathan.

Oh, he's asleep.

-I'm back. Hiya, Jon boy. -Getting stuck in.

Stop it!

Bloody hell. I am between a rock and a hard place

I like Zoe.

[Iain] After Saturday night's dramas,

dressed like a superhero, while Josh spent the evening

and Jordan bunked up with Daisy.

Which left him with some explaining to do.

You did not even tell me.

Whatever you decide and say, you're going on a date.

If I find someone with more chemistry,

it is my right to find out.

Touch shit, innit.

[exhales]

I've just looked like such

He has made me feel like a piece of shit.

It's just like, well, yeah.

She's such a fucking...

-The twins! -Do you know what I mean?

We both should've picked them.

We have both been completely mugged off.

But at least, we've been true to ourselves.

We both knew from the moment they came in that there

We both got paranoid. We both knew.

I don't understand people who have chips

We used to go and have Chinese, and now look at it.

-I like chips sometimes. -So let's have some chips

-[cell phone beeps] -Pour some curry in that.

Oh, shit.

-What.... -What now?

Shut up, shut up. What is it?

There are two couples now and that leaves six girls

So the four boys have got to pick one girl each.

Unfortunately, we can't pick two.

Us boys now... We have the power to pick anyone

[Iain] As it stood, Jordan and Daisy

and Naomi and Josh were the only

Everyone else was single, except Jon and Hannah

That left three boys to pick between five girls.

Rachel, Danielle, Lauren, Zoe and Jess.

And the ladykiller Omar liked them odds.

It is a big learning curve, isn't it?

Yeah, I just don't know what I'm gonna do.

-You said you fancied Jess right from the start.

You've got to pick the right side.

The girls have to put some graft in.

And they've got less than 24 hours.

We have got to think of what we do now,

We've got 24 hours. Not even that any more.

We need to get our thinking caps on.

Because we really don't wanna leave. Plan.

-Let's go. -We got this!

-[Iain] Still to come... -Please welcome

[Iain] There's a new boy in town.

[Iain] Monday was coupling-up day

The boys were in control, and any girl left single

Daisy and Jordan, and Naomi and Josh,

were in couples, so the new girls were safe

Naomi might be safe from the dump,

but she wasn't safe from Josh's wandering hands.

Naughty boy.

-Are you ticklish? -Yeah.

I'm really ticklish.

Well, I feel you overpowered me then, as well. Love that.

Is this your bra here, by the way?

[Iain] Never good when you've got to ask.

He is so fit. His eyes though,

I feel like... I don't know.

-He is being really sweet. -Yeah.

Just feel like a bit awkward about kissing him.

Have you not done it yet? No?

-I want to wait a bit. -Yeah.

-We just came here. -Yeah, yeah, I know.

What about you and Luis though?

Yes, I mean... It has been moving

Last night, you seemed, like, closer.

We often are close like that. But that's kind of

I think if he picks me today, that will be

[Iain] And it wasn't long before

of the single girls learned their fate.

[Iain] But there was one more twist.

-What? -[man] Where are you?

Hey! Hello, there.

Prince William?

I am Chris Baxter, the brand.

I'm on my way to the Villa now.

I'm not like the other guys.

I am originally from Chelsea but now I live

My family are very successful, and that

I have over 50,000 followers

A typical night out is the best place,

with the best girls.

Boys, watch out, because Chris Baxter

[Iain] New arrival Chris got first pick.

It's gonna be Danielle.

[men] Ooh. Thank you.

-[Chris] Take a seat. -Have you met Luis?

How you doin', buddy?

He picked Danielle, and it was like

Wow.

[Iain] Jon picked Hannah, obviously.

Chris picked Zoe. And Omar picked Jess.

Which left two girls, but only one place

And it was all down to Luis.

Being the last two, it is kind of like one of us

I think I have done all I can. I hope

I want to couple up with this girl

because I think we can go

I think the world of her, and I love her to bits.

I feel like she is my best friend

And I really want her to stay.

Lauren.

[man] Well done.

[Iain] Which meant Rachel was out.

I am going home to my little boy, who

and I miss him, and it was my time to go,

I really felt I was going, so I prepared myself

I came out here to possibly find someone

and see how it went but it did not happen.

[Iain] Rachel headed home, and it was time

Posh people talking.

You are very well-spoken. You are a pleasant girl.

-To me, that is the most attractive thing.

You look after yourself and you speak well.

So, for me, like, that was a big plus.

[Danielle] First impressions

He is slightly younger than someone I would

But that is not a reason to rule him out, innit?

And so far, we've gone really well.

Sometimes I talk to people, and they cannot keep

I would not want to use that terminology,

They are both quite sophisticated,

Um, it was an obvious match.

[Iain] Another obvious match was

That is why I said to you I fancy you so much.

I want your spit now, glad you did.

[Iain] So Posh Chris stole Danielle.

Now, I'm no psychologist, but I don't think

-He is so arrogant. -Each to their own.

Quit presumption.

We will see, won't we?

-I am telling you now I won't get on with him.

Fucking shit.

[Iain] On his first night with Jess,

"Banter Claus" Omar unleashed his

You are potentially one of the fittest girls

Oh, babe!

You are so lush.

After these last couple of days, saying that

so much better.

I've just had a bit of a knock down.

Being replaced by another girl isn't

For you to say that is really sweet.

-I feel much better about myself.

-So you're a little darling for that.

[Iain] Meanwhile, down in the Hideaway,

I want to be... This is so embarrassing,

I feel like a child again.

-I want to be like together. Officially together.

Then be all mine then. I want you

She means the world to me already. I'm only going to

And I don't want anyone going near her.

I want her to be mine.

Let's be official. I want you

Do you want to be my boyfriend?

-Yeah. Yeah. -So it's official now.

I am excited for our future.

I am made up to be his girlfriend.

We are now officially together now,

[all cheering]

[Jonathan] Hannah's an amazing girl.

She is everything I look for in a woman

He asked me to be his girlfriend.

I cannot believe I've come here.

I found a massive, big glamorous pot

-You're a sexy bitch. -[chuckles]

[Jonathan] Good night, islanders.

[all] Night. [Jonathan] Love you all.

[Chris] Love you.

All I can hear is... [mimics kissing]

[chuckling]

[Jess speaking]

[Iain] Get a room you two! Oh, they did.

[both kissing and moaning]

[Iain] He's brought out the Jonathan.

[Jon and Hannah breathing heavily]

[Iain] Still to come...

Naomi's in hot water.

Did you say, "If another boy comes in here that's

I would go to him instead of Josh.

She's gonna kick off at me, now.

[Iain] As morning arrived, posh Chris was settling in

while down in the Hideaway, Jon and Hannah

on a night of ups and downs.

Last night, one thing led to another, and we

I have got feelings for him.

It's not just like some lads I have met, you know

I am in a relationship with him now.

Hope to be in a relationship when we leave here as well.

[both cheering]

The question that everyone wants to know,

Maybe a bit?

Look at the size of the smile on his face. You did.

[Jonathan] Fucking amazing. One of the best nights

[Iain] One of the boys was suddenly getting

Sadly, it wasn't Omar.

He is a bang on lad. Good looking,

You got Zoe, Lauren, Jess and Danielle.

He has just got to pick one of them,

Jess is making a real beeline for him.

-Of course, she will. -Of course, she will, yeah.

What did you...

-Um, I hate Jess. -She's good, I reckon.

I get a lot of vibes from some of the girls

Um... Oh...

Zoe, Jess...

-Danielle... -Uh-huh.

And I think, I am scared Naomi is gonna

kind of sway towards me.

Because Naomi said to me when she was in the hot tub,

"I really like you, you are a good-looking guy."

I think Josh is really, really

Do you feel like she actually genuinely likes him?

-'Cause I think she is a flirt.

[Iain] Up in the bedroom, Jon and Hannah

weren't the only ones feeling frisky.

I am going to go sunbathe.

Oh, my God. That is rock hard.

Everyone wants the Lu Dan.

Later you've gotta pick up all...

Naomi is flirting a lot with the other boys

when Josh isn't there.

And doing inappropriate things that we wouldn't want

Yeah, I have noticed it. I have noticed it.

-I knew from the start, she's lying.

I have, a little bit, a little bit.

Christ, everyone's fucking greedy. He should have

I think he should.

[Jess] Has John told him yet? [Hannah] I dunno.

[Jess] I think he should, do you?

-Yeah. -At least

I have been mugged off like that,

I'm not finished and she has put me in

Right? Not even funny, that needs to be told.

How are you getting on anyway, matey?

-I am in a lot better place than I was with Jess.

I respect her a lot. You know what I mean?

That's what I love about a girl.

Do you reckon you would stick around with me all the time

-if you had the choice? -I don't know.

Hmm.

-So, your type. -Someone who is smiley.

-Your type is funny and light.

-To me that is, like, the key to my heart.

[Iain] Josh's ex-girl Jess and his new girl Naomi sat

Meow.

-How is things with Josh? -Yeah, fine.

I just... Like...

I'm convinced more people are going

-You don't want to get too involved?

If another guy came in that you liked that was more

-would you go for him? -If they were more suited

I think that is outrageous. I would never do that him,

There was no way that I would have

[Iain] Well, actually she did,

but let's not get bogged down in the facts.

I don't even want to stay.

I asked Naomi how it was going with Josh. She said,

But if another guy came in the house...

Would you potentially go for him instead of Josh

Okay. Calm down. Calm down.

You two sit and have a cigarette, we'll talk to him.

-They will not know it has come from me.

-Fucking hell. -No, mate.

I have just been told that Daisy and Naomi were

Naomi's been saying to Daisy, "How are you and Josh going?"

-She goes, "Yeah, but it feels a bit one-sided."

She said, "If someone came to the house who was

"would you fuck Josh and go with him?"

-Fucking hell. -What's up?

I have been in the house and Naomi

She said some comments, and I thought to myself,

"you don't do that. That's mugging my mate off."

What I've been told is you and Daisy

are having a conversation, and Daisy said to you

how you and Josh going and you said it was

Daisy said if someone comes in who is more suited to you,

And you said yes.

I'm so worried that if another girl came in that

so I just don't wanna... I...

I really like you.

Did you say, if another guy comes in who's more

-I would go for him instead of Josh?

I said yes but then I said I could not imagine

Well, look, I just heard that. I'll let you two on

I've still got enough to do me. Fair play.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you think if another girl comes in, I would

-Yes. -Do you?

Yeah, but I don't, like... I don't...

If you want to do that, that is fine.

To be honest, I don't think I would.

I would never do that to you but I didn't wanna

I wouldn't mug you off. Even though

I definitely don't believe you.

Should do. -Right?

-Yeah.

[Iain] Wednesday morning, began with our traditional

-Eggs, bacon and bad news. -[cell phone beeps]

Oh, shit.

[Hannah] Don't leave us hanging.

Everyone is going to go into panic stations again.

-I think me and Lauren will be all right.

I don't know, you don't know who is likely to...

What do you think of the text?

Yeah. It does seem a bit unfair for you.

People haven't got a chance to know you,

I don't know whether it will be

because it means they will keep you in

You have made a connection, kind of thing.

I hope they can see that we're very similar.

It is hard because we are both saying

Obviously, I quite like Luis as well.

-Do you? -I do.

I feel like we have flirty banter and stuff.

I think like I am more matched with him, but then

I don't know about this. I do not know.

I hear a few of the girls have been taking

Uh... I don't know.

Because both Zoe and Jess have said

I can see Jess flirting around with you and stuff.

What is your thoughts on it? Do you like them?

I would rather find a best friend like you

than someone who's just gonna be a fling for

You need to maybe, not just now, get in his bed tonight.

You think I should get in his bed tonight?

Do you think he'd let me in his bed?

He's got no fucking choice, babe. Once I'm in, I'm in.

I will not go behind Omar's back, and just neck Luis

But we are here to have a ball, and it may

So, I will try my best and neck on. Actually, no,

[Luis] What are you doing, Jess?

What do you mean, what am I doing?

[Jess speaking]

Fuck off, Jess.

I can have a little flirt with her and stuff.

But I just can't see it happening.

I really can't see it happening at all.

Right. I will leave you alone.

I am getting in the bath.

-On your own? -I think so, yeah.

-Are you sure? -Yeah.

[Iain] Hannah and Jon became the first couple

-Whoa. -What the fuck?

[Iain] A room with a big telly and some

[Jonathan coughing]

Shit! This very nearly was at the old time the pods.

-What are we doing? What's going on?

"Welcome to the Love Island pod.

[Hannah reading]

[Jonathan reading]

[both cheering and screaming]

-Hello. -Oh, my God.

Hang on, I bought a hat already.

-You are an amazing couple. -You now believe

Jonathan, don't you?

You always wanted a Scouse girlfriend.

And a party girl. It must be all your dreams

[Jonathan] Can't go wrong,

-We cannot wait to meet you, Hannah.

-Pleased to meet you. -We love you.

-See you soon. See you later. -Bye. We love you.

-Bye. -Thank you. Oh, my God.

-See you later! -Oh, my God.

I'm so happy. It was mental.

You know what I mean? What the fuck!

[Iain] Notepads out, lads.

Omar is finally ready to deliver a masterclass

They know we are watching them.

I am watching, I am not missing this

How are you feeling?

I do really like you. I picked you because

And then, obviously, getting to know you

You are exactly the type of girl

-Three to one she kisses him back. Three to one.

Three to one, he gets pied.

-I don't want to give you the wrong impression at all.

See, I was gonna come out here and try to kiss you

but what would you have done if I did that?

-Probably kissed you back. -Do you want to give it a go?

-Omar... -Huh?

You don't know until you try, babe.

If I lean in for a kiss, are you going to reject me?

-You can't do that to me. -I did.

-Oh, he's going for it. -Babe, seriously.

Abort, abort.

I just don't feel ready at the moment to take it

-Yeah, yeah, I know. -If that makes sense.

Does that mean you'll be cracking on with other

I mean, would it bother you?

It'd be a bit muggy, yeah. 'Cause you are

I would not do it while I was in a couple

I don't feel rejected by Jess even though

it's just going to be friends at the moment.

She has not ruled out anything happening.

at the moment she can't see anything happening.

So that doesn't mean I can't convince her

[Iain] On Thursday night, Jon and Hannah joined

The public vote saw them become the Power Couple.

But what they didn't know was that

with great power came great responsibility.

It is now up to you to choose one couple

to leave Love Island immediately.

What are you talking about?

[all exclaiming]

The couple they have decided to dump is...

Chris B and Dan.

[all chattering]

Why did you choose Chris B and Danielle?

Chris B's come in and he's told us he likes Naomi.

Josh is my boy and you stick by your boy.

We heard today that he wants to crack on with Naomi.

-We love Josh. So we can't really...

...have that, can we?

That must have been so hard for Hannah and Jon.

You had to do it, guys. Don't worry about it.

[all cheering and chattering]

We did not have to do it, we got chosen to do it.

Come here, everybody. Come on.

[Hannah] We had 30 seconds to do it.

As soon as I heard they're the Power Couple,

I knew instantly it was going to happen.

[Caroline] Really?

They are amazing, but we are probably

We are very different. We love each other,

And he has only just come in. They have the least

I've got one vote to use, don't I?

It would be fucked up if I had to do this for youse,

I don't think I could have come up

[Iain reading]

The new arrivals enter the Villa.

She has gone for every man in here.

[all chattering]

[Iain] And it doesn't take long

Do I look bothered? Do I look bothered?

Fucking pelican-headed fuck.