Original subtitles

[Iain] Last night on Love Island...

Please welcome your new arrival.

[Iain] New boy Chris shook things up.

I've got to pick the first person...

It's going to be Danielle.

-Lu! -We met Lu.

It was like a bomb hit the villa.

I am choosing Hannah.

-[all cheering] -Zoe.

Jess.

One of us is going to go home here.

Lauren.

[Iain] And love blossomed.

I want a repeat hug together.

I found a massive flaming pot of Scouse gold dust.

[cheering]

[Iain] Tonight...

it's getting stormy and the cracks

Oh, my God! That is rock hard.

Is there anyone else that you like?

I don't think loyalty should be a thing in here.

I used to give my ex massages

There's no amount of good-looking that can make up

[theme music playing]

It's going to be a long, hot summer.

[Iain] It's a beautiful day, the sun is up

So our Islanders are in bed.

New posh boy Chris has settled in

But where are Jon and Hannah?

What's been going on behind the hideaway door?

Shall we find out, everybody?

I'm looking at you. You're my bird.

Hmm.

[both moaning]

Best night of my life.

[giggles]

What are you laughing at?

[mumbles]

-What? -I was thinking

-I know! -We've christened

I feel quite light this morning.

I couldn't be in a better place if I tried.

Can't stop smiling.

[Jon humming]

[kissing]

[Jon moaning]

Last night, yeah, one thing's led to another

[laughs]

It might just be two weeks but like,

in here, if you spread that out over time,

I've got feelings for him, it is not just like

I'm in a relationship with him now.

Hope to be in a relationship when we leave here as well.

And yeah, it just felt right. I didn't want

I've fallen for you so hard,

I wake up in the morning just doing things I thought

I've never done in my life, like this.

-Like what? -Wake up and kiss and cuddle.

And just be so real with each other. I love it.

Aww. Good work.

You're amazing.

-You are. -You are.

-Don't be getting like that. -[both laughing]

[Jon] Good.

The love word, the L word is not out of the question,

but let's not run before we can walk.

I don't wanna make a big deal out of it,

We are now together as a couple and we have officiated it.

It's cold in here. Let's go upstairs.

[Jon yawning loudly]

[Hannah] Hey! What are you doing?

I can hear someone from Liverpool.

[chuckling]

[all cheering]

The question that everyone wants to know...

-Did you fuck? -Maybe a bit.

Look at the size of the smile on his face.

[mumbles]

Oh... So...

How did you feel, Jon?

-[indistinct] -[laughs]

[Jon] One of the best nights of my entire life.

-Right. -What happened?

What happened? You want to know

Yeah, yeah, step by step.

-How many ins and outs? -Step by step.

First, I have to tell you about sex and then about

Um, so... It was good, like. We were just chilling.

It was definitely enjoyable.

I would recommend it to any other couples

To get yourselves down to the love shack.

-Josh and Naomi. -No chance.

[all laughing]

[both whispering]

Did you last longer than 30 seconds?

-Yeah. Didn't I? Yes. -You did?

-Well done, achievement. -Actually, not too long but,

you know, longer than what I imagined.

I thought, "Oh, I'm going longer than

When I thought about it... [blows raspberry]

[Jon and Hannah giggle]

Mate, I'm proud of you, Jon. And you. And you, little one.

So is this gonna be a regular occasion or what?

[Jon] Well, not really, I don't think,

Obviously, I asked Hannah to be my girlfriend

I went that way. She said yes. That's now proper

Made you solid, didn't it?

[laughing]

Absolute rock!

[exclaims]

[Iain] Nothing gives you an appetite more than

hearing a couple discuss their sex life.

Our first morning as a girlfriend and boyfriend,

we woke up to see the most gorgeous little

Oh, that looks perfect, mate. Look at all this

-There's a wasp in me drink! -Let me get it out for you.

-Hello, mate. Not today. -[chuckles]

This is amazing.

[laughs excitedly]

This is unreal.

-Here you go. -Thank you very much.

No worries.

Okay, this is a real meaty, cheesy section.

-Oh, my God! -Oh yeah. I forgot

-I've got fish, so it's fine. -So, new wifey...

[laughing]

-How did you sleep, our first night?

-You're just like a log. -Yeah.

-Should we toast? -Cheers, darling!

-Cheers babe. To the happy couple.

The new couple and all that. What is this?

-Orange juice or champagne or...

I've only just downed it, to be fair.

Why not? [giggles]

So what have, like, your ex-boyfriends been like?

They were all really lovely. I'm friends with

-So you left it on good terms?

I have always been the one to be, like...

-"Bye." -[both laugh]

You're always the one to give the cream pies.

-Bit of a heart-breaker. What can I say?

He is a little bit younger than me and I tend

So he is probably about six or seven years

younger than people I tend to go for.

-You've been in love before? -Yeah.

It's hard... Yeah, I just want to be

It's a caring thing. It's nice to know

think the world of someone.

Like a best friend as well as a boyfriend

-In love with a best friend, innit.

-How come you go to Monaco? -So my dad races.

Right. Were you there a couple of weekends ago?

No. I was so upset. My sister went last year

-Did she? We went last year. -Mates with Justin Bieber.

-Did you? Really? -On a yacht, yeah. And then

the show I was in... On the day that Monaco started

we flew to Ibiza instead because my parents live there.

-Oh, cool. -So, I went to go

you said a few comments

about me being a closed book.

I was just a bit worried about,

hope she didn't make a wrong decision.

No, I don't think. I've made the right decision.

-I was just concerned... -When you pull me over for

-I'm not that kind of person. Do you know?

I was a little worried that she wasn't reciprocating

I fancied her and want to get to know her.

It's me, you're not doing anything wrong, it's me.

And I want to come out of my shell more, but I'm just

Okay, that's fine.

The thing with Jordan, he is so lovely and I think

I think he is doing everything right,

a bit more affectionate. Just a little bit, because

You know, I'm a bit reserved.

So what do you do when you're not working?

On the outside world?

I generally...

My work is kind of...

I get to do a lot of partying and stuff

I spend a lot of time at home.

I still live with my mum at the moment. Um...

My brain's gone. What did you say?

[laughing]

I think, for me, I'm not gonna lie about it.

On an attraction level, it's not really there for me.

At the moment. I would rather

and see what happens.

[Iain] Don't give up, Omar. No lady can resist your bantz

-You think I'm really posh. And I'm not.

-Yeah, you are. You speak posh.

-I sound like a farmer, don't I?

It's growing on you?

If they'd said beforehand, "You're gonna meet someone

You'd be like, "Fuck that." [chuckles]

-Can I pass? -[both laugh]

What do you think your best feature? Why you think

-I've got good eyes. -Mmm-hmm. Agreed.

-My eyes, my hair, got a quite good bum.

I agree. The best bum in the house.

So do you reckon if things go well, you could see

Like in here, for a long time or...

For me, the age thing is an element.

-Okay. -Because I kind of...

I usually go for people who are about 26 and older.

-Oh, really? -Yeah.

My type, I always put down on paper,

a nice body, tattoos, like, tall, dark.

But I think personality is a big thing.

-Massive. -You could be dead gorgeous.

But if you ain't got the personality

then, I don't know, it's kind of like a turn-off.

-You're not as attractive any more.

You know, you had to draw your ideal man.

-Did he? -If you put Jordan

He had the exact same tattoos, them shorts...

-Facially, it is him. -Wow!

Unfortunately, Chris and I are definitely friend-zoned.

And romantically, it was not so wonderful.

I had a boyfriend for three and a half years.

Honestly, he was, like, lovely.

That makes it sound like I'm still in love with him

He just treated me so nicely. I'm sort of looking

to treat me like that again. [chuckles]

And no, I haven't found that at all in fashion.

Breakfast was great. I was there with Zoe

I'm still trying to stay positive about

But it's been a tough few hours with her so far.

I'm thinking to myself, "Should I have just taken

the easy decision and gone with Jess?"

[Iain] Coming up... There too much information

I shit myself at work.

[all laughing]

[Iain] The Islanders are having a game of confessions.

This is going to get awkward.

What's the most embarrassing thing

[mock crying]

-Um... -Here we go.

I shit myself at work. [all laughing]

As I've gone flying down the corridor

you're trying to keep your poo in,

-Oh, no. -[all laughing]

Going to the toilet, obviously I've got in the toilet

and just the moment when I was pulling them down,

So it just all come out. So bearing in mind...

It gets slightly worse.

I chucked my knickers in the sanitary towel bin.

"It's fine. I'll put me tracksuit bottoms on."

So I'm walking round work for about an hour.

My mate went, "Lauren, come here!"

And I went, "What?" And she went...

[laughing]

"You've got shit...

You've got shit down your trousers!"

[all groaning]

Lauren pooing her pants does not surprise me

But Mum, Dad, don't listen to this...

Priest, I'm so sorry. Please, everyone at home,

I had a boyfriend for a long time, and after him,

I messed around one night with a friend.

For the weeks afterwards, my eye started getting

And really, really bad.

I had the worst eye chlamydia

[all laughing]

[Iain] I don't think that's where you're

[all laughing]

I'm so sorry! [shrieks]

All over the place!

[thunder rumbling]

Can we go under there?

[Iain] Mother Nature clearly disapproves of

So the Islanders head indoors.

So what is everyone's greatest moment

My greatest moment was when I got adopted when I was two.

-[all] Aw! -He's won.

Yeah, I just thank my mum and dad for

[all cheering]

[Jess] Lu, we love you, Lu!

It was quite touching that that was his greatest moment.

There's quite a sensitive side to Luis.

He's showing it more and more each day.

He was just so sweet. Honestly, I was welling up.

It was really emotional and I love Lu so much.

My greatest moment I think is probably...

and walking up on stage and seeing my mum,

And everything we've gone through together, for her

Yeah, really proud and yeah, that was my proudest moment.

[applauding]

[Iain] Quick, someone tell Josh what a degree is.

My best moment is I remember when I was

Everyone knows what happens in the bath

[all laughing]

So I had a wank and I come... That were the best moment

Your best moment was coming in the bath?

Yeah.

[Naomi] I don't know why all of Josh's stories

It's just... [giggles]

...a bit of a worry.

Maybe I should be really worried about this.

But yeah, another great contribution from Josh.

[Iain] Jess and Daisy are having a heart-to-heart

How was your chat?

At least you've already been on a date, did you find out

I think he's a bit more flirtatious than what I am.

Which is nice, because I know that he fancies me.

But I just want to take it a bit slow.

We've only known each other for a few days and I don't

that's going to feel unnatural

and I'm gonna feel kind of like not myself,

[Iain] Meanwhile, over on the daybed,

Lauren gets the skinny on last night's shenanigans.

So, you've gone into this room?

So, we've gone into the love shack.

Just talking and howling and that. [chuckles]

But then he goes to me, um...

"I want to ask you something. I want you to be

And then we ended up cuddling, yeah.

So you had no idea that he was going to

-like it completely came out of the blue?

Because I had no idea. When you come out and told me,

I'm made up right now that I'm his bird.

[laughter]

[groaning]

[Iain] One of the boys is getting a lot of

and I'll give you a clue, it ain't Omar.

I was wanting to talk to you yesterday.

Because I wanted to know what you'd say... I knew you

but I was gonna say to you that I wanted

So when you were lined up there,

If you had picked me, I would have been like, "Bang on."

But at the same time, I mean...

-Really? -Yeah.

Nah.

I don't know.

If I see him in a club, I'd have walked past him.

And he would have done with me.

Now I wouldn't avoid him. I've seen a completely

I think he is a sweetheart.

[Lauren] I feel really good about being coupled with Luis.

I feel our personalities bounce off each other.

So I feel like he'll bring out the best in me, like

Are you still feeling a bit of Lu, Dan?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

You think you'll carry on cracking on with Lu?

Maybe just give it a little bit of time.

Yeah.

Time will tell, babes, time will tell.

Just go with it.

Lu's a bang-on lad. Good-looking, sexy as fuck!

You got Zoe, Lauren, Jess and Danielle.

All lined up with their hands out saying

All he's got to do is pick one of them

You make me laugh when you wake up

-I know, literally. -It was so cute.

[giggles]

So funny. [laughing]

It's like electric shock, innit?

Literally.

[in hushed voice] Jess is making

-She will. -She will, yeah.

What tattoo is that?

"I hate Jess. She's an idiot. Get her out of this villa now."

[chuckles]

"I hate Jess. She's a snake.

She loves to cause shit and she's off her head.

But she is good at twerking. She's all right."

[giggles]

-Just go home, mate. -Go home?

-Literally, go home. -Why?

Because you're just... [laughs]

-I am chatting shit, aren't I?

-That's all you are. -Twerk and flirt.

That is you. Just twerk and flirt

I get a lot of vibes from some of the girls

Oh...

Zoe, Jess...

Danielle. And I think, I am scared

kind of sway towards me.

You just listed all the girls in the villa, mate.

-[laughs] -It's like you listed

And gone, "She fancies me!" I believe it. I wouldn't

Because Naomi said to me when she was in the hot tub,

"I really like you." These are the words

-On speed dating? -Yeah.

She said, "I really like you. You're a really

I think Josh is really, really worried

about losing her already.

I think he knows that he's got a good catch.

-If you watch her walk around the villa, Josh is...

-Hanging on to her coattails. -Yeah.

Do you feel like she actually genuinely likes him or...

-I think that she's a flirt. -I'm not sure.

Her and Josh are like quite different people.

She's an academic, a clever girl.

but they are different kinds of people

and I think she's the sort of girl who will demand more.

[Iain] Coming up... Naomi's fetching

So your type?

Someone who's smiley and nice eyes.

To me, that's like the key to my heart.

Interesting.

[Iain] The Islanders are enjoying a glorious

This is like... It's coming through here as well.

This isn't exactly waterproof.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

Fucking hell.

Please just get in for fucking dinner.

Omar, I'll see you in there.

-I'm not going in the pool. I'm getting naked.

-Should we go in? -Go on! Get naked!

-Get naked! -[boys yelling]

-I knew someone would be in there.

[whooping]

[cheering]

-[Iain] Omar pops his pants on and Zoe gets some news.

[reading message]

Oh, shit! [continues reading message]

-[all cheering] -Let's go.

Luckily, they didn't pick me.

[all] Whoa!

[Iain] I think Zoe is falling for Chris.

-[all laughing] -[Hannah] Are you all right?

-Are you all right? -For fuck's sake.

[Zoe] That's gonna be...

Come on! Come on, come on, come on.

Please don't put me on this date. [chuckles]

[Iain] Maybe not.

If it's massaging, I will freak out.

-Will you? -Yep, that's my one designate

You will not massage.

[Iain] Up in the bedroom, Hannah and Jon aren't

I am going to go and sunbathe.

Oh, my God! That is rock hard. [laughs]

-Decent, isn't it? -It actually hurts to hit.

Everyone wants the Lu, Dan.

-[all giggling] -Lu-dan!

Lu, you've got a pick of all the bitches.

[humming]

Naomi is flirting a lot with the other boys

And doing inappropriate things that we wouldn't

[whispering]

Yeah, I've noticed it. I've noticed it.

She's like... I knew from the start

But have you noticed it?

I have, a little bit. A little bit.

Um, has he said anything to her yet?

I've told you the grass is always fucking greener.

-Has Lu noticed it? -Has Jon told him yet?

-[Hannah] No. -[Jessica] I think he should,

[Hannah] Yeah.

-[Jessica] Make him do it. -[Hannah] I will, but like,

No. But make him do it.

He's not gonna say nothing. She's gonna mug him off.

That needs to get out. After I've been mugged off

I'm not funny. She's put me in all

Right? I'm not being funny. That needs to be told.

I won't say anything, but I thought Jon should

Me and Josh, it's just pissed me off, that.

Because made me out like I'm a dickhead. Actually, no,

-He needs to know. -Do you think Jon

[Jess] Like, he's gonna have to.

You're gonna have to make him... Just say,

So, I think he should know.

After the prick that I've been made out to be,

that is not fair. That's not fair.

[Iain] There's a storm brewing, literally.

-How are you? -I'm good. How are you?

Not bad. How are you settling in the house?

Loving it. Really happy to be paired up with Josh

I don't know. I wish I hadn't kissed him

Is that what you're regretting, in case things don't work out?

Or do you think you'll be the next Jon and Hannah?

[laughs]

Are you gonna be competing for the big, uh...

I don't think we'll be going in the little sex dungeon room.

-But, um... -So if Josh wasn't here,

who would you... What would be your...

So taking Josh out of the equation...

-I think Lu is beautiful. -You went on a date

I think he's gorgeous.

I still look at him and think...

-[Lauren] "Oh, you're a bit tasty." [laughs]

But, um... And new Chris.

Really nice. I already feel really friendly with him.

But I don't think loyalty should be a thing in here.

-Yeah. -Like, as harsh

it's just... I think it's pointless.

How are you getting on anyway, mate?

Yeah. I'm in a lot better place than I was with Jess.

-Yeah. -Like, I respect her a lot

and that is what I love about a girl.

I think you've made the trade from like...

-Scraps to a fish? -[laughs]

-No, I wouldn't put it that harsh.

Sex material to girlfriend material.

You could take her home to Mum, couldn't you?

-You're as sweet as a nut. -I wanna go on

Yeah. That'd be sweet, wouldn't it?

So how are you getting on?

Good, I think...

It's hard to tell at the moment. I don't know

-is like... I don't know. -Really?

I'm getting vibes off Danielle

Maybe it's weird because she is liking you

I knew straight away that she was feeling awkward.

Oh, my gosh. Is there anyone else

Um...

-[laughs] -Potentially, yeah, but...

-Who? -I can't say.

You'll find out.

-I'm sure. But, yeah... -♪ Dum-dum-dum! ♪

Yeah, definitely, 100%.

To be honest with you, I have good chemistry

It was more like...

Always like, kissing her and speaking about sex,

But now you've got more to talk about with Naomi.

Naomi, she's like...

She's like a girl I can hold a conversation up with,

who's very good-looking. That's gold dust to find,

-Yeah, it is. It is. -So...

-I've done really well there. -It is, yeah. You got to...

You owe it to yourself to find out how well it goes.

So how do you feel going forward with him?

I think he's gorgeous and he's quite full-on with me.

-But you quite like that. -Yeah, but when he's doing it,

-A bit too much. -Are you...

Or he's just trying to win you over.

-Yeah. -Is that it?

Do you reckon you'd stick around with him the whole

I don't know. It depends on...

-So you're keeping your options open.

-Hmm... I think somebody... -What?

-We'll see. Don't know. -[laughs]

-So your type? -Someone who's smiley

and nice eyes. Smiley and nice eyes is...

Big, light eyes?

Yeah, that's... [laughs]

To me, that's like the key to my heart.

Interesting. Tell me who the other girl is.

-[chuckles] Not right now. -Okay.

Maybe in a few days.

-I think I can guess. -Who do you reckon?

-I'm not saying. I'll wait a few days.

[laughs]

We'll see. We shall see.

[Iain] Candlelight. Rose petals.

[Zoe] Oh, God!

[Iain] And she loves it.

[laughing]

Okay, I guess I'm on here.

-I think you are, yeah. -Oh, God.

So you remember what you said in the villa? About your

Yeah, anything to do with massaging.

You'll be fine. What do you think that

-Let's not talk about my priest right now.

I'm open-minded. This might be amazing.

You might change my mind completely.

I very well might do, so it's all in my hands. Literally.

-Really... -Really what?

Just slightly uncomfortable, don't you think? [laughs]

-At least you're the one that's lying down.

As opposed to the one who's actually having to do

Oh, okay. Don't worry, I didn't think you meant that.

Please can we change?

-Next side. -Yep.

-Oh, this is gonna be fun. -Mmm-hmm.

Okay. It's my turn. I'm just going to go

Brilliant.

Um...

I can't believe I have to touch you.

To be fair, I used to give my ex massages. But, you know,

-So it kind of... [laughing] -Oh, okay.

I'm glad your ex has come along with us. There was

Ouch.

I think I put too much oil on.

I think so as well.

You know what it's like when it's too heavily lubed,

Zoe, you know that, don't you?

Uh... That's really disgusting.

[Chris laughing]

How's your head feeling?

Get your oily hands off my hair.

This is part of the massage.

A head massage with oil?

-Yeah. Yeah. -Uh-huh.

Okay, right, yeah, I think sticking to

[Iain] A sensual massage and no champagne?

They can't keep their hands off each other.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

I just, you know...

People touching me with oil doesn't really appeal.

As soon as we walked through the door and saw that,

-"Bollocks!" -Mmm.

-I do think it could've been made a bit easier.

-Uh-huh. I would agree.

But it's tough when there is nothing reciprocated at all.

I don't know what I was meant to say.

What is in the Chris handbook of things I'm allowed to say

[laughs]

-Um, not... -"Your hair is

Your back is so muscly. Let me massage you."

That's not funny.

That's not part of something that would be funny.

But not "I gave my ex a massage

I didn't mean that.

I just meant, like... [giggles]

If you'd had the option, today has been a slightly

I don't think there's gonna be a second.

Um, if you'd had the option, who would you have

-If I'm honest, it would have been Lu.

I think we would have had a giggle.

-What about you? -I'm not too sure.

I think anyone who would have been comfortable with, it would

Um...

You could have been here with Jess right now.

I could have been here with Jess. How do you think

my experience with Jess would've been today?

I think you would have been getting a bit further

-Mmm. Yeah. -Mmm.

Mate, I think you made the wrong decision there.

Oh, it's, uh...

-After a few of these. -[chuckles dryly]

After a few of those, I think you could be a Jess, anyway.

You said yourself,

you get loose after a few drinks.

I don't get loose after... I wasn't loose last night.

You know what I mean.

[Iain] Still to come...

Naomi's in hot water...

Did you say, "If another boy comes in

I would go with him"? Did you say yes to answer?

She's going to kick off at me now.

[Iain] Josh's ex-girl Jess and Josh's new girl Naomi are

Meow! How's things with Josh?

Yeah, fine.

I just, like... I'm convinced more people

so I just... I don't...

-Yeah. -I just want...

-I don't know. Hard to explain it.

-get too involved? -Yeah.

Do you feel like he might like you more than you

Potentially?

I think I like him as much as he likes me,

Like...

I just want, like, to say to him, like...

'Cause he keeps saying, "Oh, if someone comes in,

-Give yourself up to me. -I know.

That's why I'm, like, I'd rather you just

-Mmm. -But if a guy came in

Would you...

If another guy came in

that you liked, that was more suited to you than Josh,

-would you go for him? -If they were more suited

But, like, I don't think there's

But then, yeah, I can't...

Like, I think he's, like, so fit.

-He is. He really is. -Like... Yeah.

I don't know. I just... We'll just have to see.

[Jessica] I think it's outrageous because,

to be fair, while I was with Josh,

I would never have done that to him. I thought

and there was no way that I would have mugged him off.

Ever.

[Iain] Amazingly, Zoe and Chris have come back from

[Zoe] That was possibly one of the most awkward dates

[guys cheering]

Hiya.

[Jon] Fucking fish and the farmer, fuck.

Jesus Christ. You've been on the sunbed for too long.

Okay, no!

-Hiya. -What are you holding out...

[Chris] How you doing?

Don't kiss me so much. I don't wanna get

You all right, darling? How you doing?

We went on Zoe's idea of a nightmare date.

[all groaning]

Did you go jet skiing?

I cannot believe how awkward that was!

-Why was it awkward? -You had to massage

-Was it because of you two? -You give your point of view.

-And I will give mine. -It's not points of view.

For you, it was a nightmare date.

You said the words.

-You're gonna say it now. -Go on. Say it.

"I used to give my ex-boyfriend..."

"I gave my ex-boyfriend a massage once,

Ooh!

By that, I meant...

That was one of the opening lines.

-Jeez. -You killed him.

He took that phrase and used that again

and again and again and again. [sighs]

It doesn't matter how many photo shoots

or how fit she thinks she is.

There's no amount of good-looking that can make up

Fucking hell!

-Mad. -[imitates gun cocking

-Oh, my days. -[Chris laughing]

Zoe has been nothing short of a pain in the arse.

-Go on. -Now, I was on my date

I just said that I would rather have been there

But nothing can change, I know that and it's fine.

-But if I could be partnering up, it would be you.

But, yeah...

Well, that's nice to know anyway, obviously.

Yeah.

What I'm not getting at the moment is why the girls

Why is that now?

With Danielle, you were pretty solid.

And nobody wanted to step onto that sort of...

Me and Dan are cool, but it's just slowly

may or could have happened, but

right now...

Keeping your options open to see what happens

-Who knows, one day, we might be a couple.

Listen, we're coming to you with this as friends.

I love you to pieces.

We just think, you know me, the whole collection thinks

She's done some things. We feel she's mugging

-You're one of my best mates. -Do you feel like she's

-A little bit. But you're one of my best mates in...

Just be careful. You've known her two minutes.

You can tell she's flirting with me, though.

I don't flirt back because what's the point?

-But things like... -You're my best mate.

-Fucking stupid. -We just want to make sure

Do you know what I mean? Know what I mean?

I reckon if you open your eyes

Just watch. See what happens and then...

If you feel you see something you don't like,

Now you've seen it, now we've explained it to you,

you will pick up on it a lot more.

-Don't let how happy you are with her now...

-No. No. No. -And, as well, we've...

We feel like we've missed you. Last couple days, we're...

We've missed you.

-The thing is... -I don't want you

This is gonna be in the back of your mind now.

Just watch out. If you see it happening again,

then you fucking crack on and you go,

-"Why are you doing that?" -"Don't mug me off."

Don't do it now. Don't be slapping

Don't do it now because she'll think we've put ideas

-You don't want her to think that.

-Just giving you an ear. -Yeah, exactly.

[Josh] No, I just jump into situations.

There's two sides to every story and

-Cheers, everybody. -Cheers. Love youse.

Cheers, love you.

So I was sat down with Naomi and Daisy.

I turned around to Daisy and Naomi and I said,

"How's it going with Josh?" She said, "Yeah, yeah, fine."

I said, "It seems a bit one-sided with you two."

She said, "Yeah, I've got my back up because, obviously,

I'm scared he'll mug me off like he did with you."

Okay, whatever, whatever. And I said...

Daisy went, "Well, what if another guy came in the house?

What if another guy came in the house...

Would you potentially go for him instead of Josh?"

She said yeah.

Okay, okay. Calm down. Calm down.

What do you want me to do about that?

Tell me a good scenario of how I work this out. I'm

and tell Josh, get Naomi and say, "You're a bitch."

It's exactly what we thought was gonna happen.

You two finish your cigarette. We'll talk to him.

-Fuck it! I don't care. -I can't be arsed about

They're gonna know it's come from me.

I'll be right behind you. Right behind you, every step

They'll still come in and mug me off,

What's this, now? Fucking hell.

-No, mate, it's not fucking good, bruv.

I have just been told that Daisy and Naomi

Naomi's been saying to Daisy, "How's you and Josh going?"

She goes, "Yeah, but I feel it was a bit one-sided."

"If someone was to come into the house who was

would you fuck Josh off and go with him?"

She said yes.

-Fucking hell. -What's happened?

I don't like to approach it, though.

[Jon] Hey, listen, I've just been told exactly

She's a fucking snake. So is the other one.

-You don't know, you'll find out now.

I've been in the house and Naomi's done

Slapped boys' arses, said some comments.

And I've always thought to myself, "That's not right."

You know, you don't do that. That's mugging my mate off.

Naomi. [whistles]

Shit, here we go.

Us boys have been a bit worried at some points

-As his friend, he's more into you than you him.

-No, you can listen. -100%. I was gonna call him

What's been said is, what I've been told is that

you and Daisy were having a conversation

"How are you and Josh going?" And you said,

Plus, hold on, this is what I heard. Just let me speak.

And Daisy said, "If someone comes in who is more

would you go with them instead of Josh?"

When I first came in, I said I go for the arrogant

I'm never used to people being as nice to me

And you're one of the best-looking people

-Not to boost your ego. -No, no.

But when you straightaway say that you think

part of me is like, "Does he mean it?"

And I'm so worried that if another girl came in,

-So I just don't wanna... -That's fair enough.

Did you say, "If another boy comes in who's more suited

Did you say yes to answer?

But there's no direct yes answer.

-I said if another girl... -That's what Daisy said

Yeah, I said if another girl came in, that you preferred...

But he's not going to prefer them.

Yeah, but he was really into Jess.

She's going to kick off at me now. It's gonna kick off

But... Okay, I said yes,

but I said I can't imagine anyone coming in

Tonight I just learnt my lesson that you just don't...

yeah, you don't talk about things with people. [chuckles]

Look, I've just aired that. I didn't mean to be a dick

You know I love you to pieces.

It's not gonna undo me. Fair play?

Yeah. Yeah.

All right, do you think if another girl comes

-I'd pick her? -Yes. [chuckles]

-Do you? -Yeah, but I don't...

If you wanna do that, then that's fine.

To be honest, I don't think I would.

-She said she said it. -Did she?

Then he's a pussy. She's just gonna

I'm not gonna stand here and fucking baby him.

He's a kid, he knows what he's doing.

I don't think you should be worried about it just

People in here are feeding you shit.

[Naomi] If I said how I really felt,

I would be probably a bit more full-on with you.

But in the back of my mind I am thinking,

"In two days, another girl could come in

Whatever from that conversation you hear,

just in case you came in and pied me.

-I wouldn't lie, to be fair. -But how I really feel

I don't think anyone could come in

All right. Cheers.

[Naomi chuckles] Cheers.

It's fine. They like each other.

They're quite cute. They're all over each other.

It's a bit sickening sometimes. For fuck's sake,

We've known each other for four days. That's ridiculous.

Because you've been here longer than me, everyone's

-you getting mugged off. -Yeah.

I would never do that to you. But I didn't want to

-And I won't mug you off. -[chuckling]

-Even though you don't... -I totally don't believe you.

-[kissing] -[Josh] You should do.

-All right? -Yeah.

It's just a bit much to watch.

I'm like... [gags]

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