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[Iain] Last night on Love Island...
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Please welcome your new arrival.
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[Iain] New boy Chris shook things up.
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I've got to pick the first person...
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It's going to be Danielle.
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-Lu! -We met Lu.
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It was like a bomb hit the villa.
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I am choosing Hannah.
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-[all cheering] -Zoe.
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Jess.
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One of us is going to go home here.
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Lauren.
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[Iain] And love blossomed.
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I want a repeat hug together.
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I found a massive flaming pot of Scouse gold dust.
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[cheering]
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[Iain] Tonight...
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it's getting stormy and the cracks
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Oh, my God! That is rock hard.
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Is there anyone else that you like?
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I don't think loyalty should be a thing in here.
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I used to give my ex massages
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There's no amount of good-looking that can make up
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[theme music playing]
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It's going to be a long, hot summer.
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[Iain] It's a beautiful day, the sun is up
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So our Islanders are in bed.
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New posh boy Chris has settled in
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But where are Jon and Hannah?
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What's been going on behind the hideaway door?
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Shall we find out, everybody?
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I'm looking at you. You're my bird.
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Hmm.
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[both moaning]
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Best night of my life.
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[giggles]
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What are you laughing at?
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[mumbles]
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-What? -I was thinking
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-I know! -We've christened
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I feel quite light this morning.
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I couldn't be in a better place if I tried.
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Can't stop smiling.
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[Jon humming]
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[kissing]
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[Jon moaning]
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Last night, yeah, one thing's led to another
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[laughs]
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It might just be two weeks but like,
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in here, if you spread that out over time,
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I've got feelings for him, it is not just like
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I'm in a relationship with him now.
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Hope to be in a relationship when we leave here as well.
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And yeah, it just felt right. I didn't want
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I've fallen for you so hard,
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I wake up in the morning just doing things I thought
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I've never done in my life, like this.
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-Like what? -Wake up and kiss and cuddle.
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And just be so real with each other. I love it.
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Aww. Good work.
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You're amazing.
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-You are. -You are.
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-Don't be getting like that. -[both laughing]
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[Jon] Good.
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The love word, the L word is not out of the question,
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but let's not run before we can walk.
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I don't wanna make a big deal out of it,
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We are now together as a couple and we have officiated it.
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It's cold in here. Let's go upstairs.
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[Jon yawning loudly]
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[Hannah] Hey! What are you doing?
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I can hear someone from Liverpool.
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[chuckling]
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[all cheering]
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The question that everyone wants to know...
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-Did you fuck? -Maybe a bit.
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Look at the size of the smile on his face.
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[mumbles]
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Oh... So...
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How did you feel, Jon?
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-[indistinct] -[laughs]
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[Jon] One of the best nights of my entire life.
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-Right. -What happened?
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What happened? You want to know
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Yeah, yeah, step by step.
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-How many ins and outs? -Step by step.
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First, I have to tell you about sex and then about
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Um, so... It was good, like. We were just chilling.
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It was definitely enjoyable.
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I would recommend it to any other couples
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To get yourselves down to the love shack.
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-Josh and Naomi. -No chance.
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[all laughing]
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[both whispering]
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Did you last longer than 30 seconds?
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-Yeah. Didn't I? Yes. -You did?
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-Well done, achievement. -Actually, not too long but,
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you know, longer than what I imagined.
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I thought, "Oh, I'm going longer than
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When I thought about it... [blows raspberry]
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[Jon and Hannah giggle]
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Mate, I'm proud of you, Jon. And you. And you, little one.
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So is this gonna be a regular occasion or what?
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[Jon] Well, not really, I don't think,
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Obviously, I asked Hannah to be my girlfriend
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I went that way. She said yes. That's now proper
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Made you solid, didn't it?
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[laughing]
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Absolute rock!
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[exclaims]
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[Iain] Nothing gives you an appetite more than
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hearing a couple discuss their sex life.
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Our first morning as a girlfriend and boyfriend,
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we woke up to see the most gorgeous little
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Oh, that looks perfect, mate. Look at all this
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-There's a wasp in me drink! -Let me get it out for you.
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-Hello, mate. Not today. -[chuckles]
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This is amazing.
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[laughs excitedly]
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This is unreal.
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-Here you go. -Thank you very much.
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No worries.
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Okay, this is a real meaty, cheesy section.
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-Oh, my God! -Oh yeah. I forgot
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-I've got fish, so it's fine. -So, new wifey...
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[laughing]
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-How did you sleep, our first night?
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-You're just like a log. -Yeah.
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-Should we toast? -Cheers, darling!
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-Cheers babe. To the happy couple.
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The new couple and all that. What is this?
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-Orange juice or champagne or...
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I've only just downed it, to be fair.
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Why not? [giggles]
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So what have, like, your ex-boyfriends been like?
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They were all really lovely. I'm friends with
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-So you left it on good terms?
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I have always been the one to be, like...
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-"Bye." -[both laugh]
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You're always the one to give the cream pies.
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-Bit of a heart-breaker. What can I say?
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He is a little bit younger than me and I tend
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So he is probably about six or seven years
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younger than people I tend to go for.
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-You've been in love before? -Yeah.
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It's hard... Yeah, I just want to be
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It's a caring thing. It's nice to know
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think the world of someone.
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Like a best friend as well as a boyfriend
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-In love with a best friend, innit.
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-How come you go to Monaco? -So my dad races.
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Right. Were you there a couple of weekends ago?
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No. I was so upset. My sister went last year
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-Did she? We went last year. -Mates with Justin Bieber.
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-Did you? Really? -On a yacht, yeah. And then
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the show I was in... On the day that Monaco started
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we flew to Ibiza instead because my parents live there.
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-Oh, cool. -So, I went to go
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you said a few comments
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about me being a closed book.
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I was just a bit worried about,
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hope she didn't make a wrong decision.
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No, I don't think. I've made the right decision.
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-I was just concerned... -When you pull me over for
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-I'm not that kind of person. Do you know?
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I was a little worried that she wasn't reciprocating
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I fancied her and want to get to know her.
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It's me, you're not doing anything wrong, it's me.
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And I want to come out of my shell more, but I'm just
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Okay, that's fine.
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The thing with Jordan, he is so lovely and I think
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I think he is doing everything right,
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a bit more affectionate. Just a little bit, because
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You know, I'm a bit reserved.
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So what do you do when you're not working?
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On the outside world?
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I generally...
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My work is kind of...
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I get to do a lot of partying and stuff
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I spend a lot of time at home.
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I still live with my mum at the moment. Um...
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My brain's gone. What did you say?
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[laughing]
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I think, for me, I'm not gonna lie about it.
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On an attraction level, it's not really there for me.
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At the moment. I would rather
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and see what happens.
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[Iain] Don't give up, Omar. No lady can resist your bantz
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-You think I'm really posh. And I'm not.
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-Yeah, you are. You speak posh.
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-I sound like a farmer, don't I?
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It's growing on you?
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If they'd said beforehand, "You're gonna meet someone
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You'd be like, "Fuck that." [chuckles]
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-Can I pass? -[both laugh]
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What do you think your best feature? Why you think
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-I've got good eyes. -Mmm-hmm. Agreed.
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-My eyes, my hair, got a quite good bum.
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I agree. The best bum in the house.
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So do you reckon if things go well, you could see
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Like in here, for a long time or...
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For me, the age thing is an element.
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-Okay. -Because I kind of...
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I usually go for people who are about 26 and older.
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-Oh, really? -Yeah.
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My type, I always put down on paper,
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a nice body, tattoos, like, tall, dark.
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But I think personality is a big thing.
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-Massive. -You could be dead gorgeous.
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But if you ain't got the personality
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then, I don't know, it's kind of like a turn-off.
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-You're not as attractive any more.
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You know, you had to draw your ideal man.
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-Did he? -If you put Jordan
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He had the exact same tattoos, them shorts...
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-Facially, it is him. -Wow!
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Unfortunately, Chris and I are definitely friend-zoned.
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And romantically, it was not so wonderful.
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I had a boyfriend for three and a half years.
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Honestly, he was, like, lovely.
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That makes it sound like I'm still in love with him
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He just treated me so nicely. I'm sort of looking
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to treat me like that again. [chuckles]
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And no, I haven't found that at all in fashion.
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Breakfast was great. I was there with Zoe
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I'm still trying to stay positive about
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But it's been a tough few hours with her so far.
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I'm thinking to myself, "Should I have just taken
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the easy decision and gone with Jess?"
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[Iain] Coming up... There too much information
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I shit myself at work.
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[all laughing]
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[Iain] The Islanders are having a game of confessions.
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This is going to get awkward.
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What's the most embarrassing thing
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[mock crying]
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-Um... -Here we go.
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I shit myself at work. [all laughing]
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As I've gone flying down the corridor
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you're trying to keep your poo in,
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-Oh, no. -[all laughing]
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Going to the toilet, obviously I've got in the toilet
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and just the moment when I was pulling them down,
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So it just all come out. So bearing in mind...
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It gets slightly worse.
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I chucked my knickers in the sanitary towel bin.
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"It's fine. I'll put me tracksuit bottoms on."
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So I'm walking round work for about an hour.
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My mate went, "Lauren, come here!"
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And I went, "What?" And she went...
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[laughing]
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"You've got shit...
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You've got shit down your trousers!"
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[all groaning]
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Lauren pooing her pants does not surprise me
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But Mum, Dad, don't listen to this...
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Priest, I'm so sorry. Please, everyone at home,
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I had a boyfriend for a long time, and after him,
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I messed around one night with a friend.
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For the weeks afterwards, my eye started getting
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And really, really bad.
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I had the worst eye chlamydia
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[all laughing]
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[Iain] I don't think that's where you're
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[all laughing]
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I'm so sorry! [shrieks]
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All over the place!
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[thunder rumbling]
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Can we go under there?
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[Iain] Mother Nature clearly disapproves of
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So the Islanders head indoors.
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So what is everyone's greatest moment
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My greatest moment was when I got adopted when I was two.
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-[all] Aw! -He's won.
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Yeah, I just thank my mum and dad for
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[all cheering]
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[Jess] Lu, we love you, Lu!
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It was quite touching that that was his greatest moment.
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There's quite a sensitive side to Luis.
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He's showing it more and more each day.
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He was just so sweet. Honestly, I was welling up.
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It was really emotional and I love Lu so much.
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My greatest moment I think is probably...
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and walking up on stage and seeing my mum,
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And everything we've gone through together, for her
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Yeah, really proud and yeah, that was my proudest moment.
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[applauding]
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[Iain] Quick, someone tell Josh what a degree is.
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My best moment is I remember when I was
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Everyone knows what happens in the bath
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[all laughing]
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So I had a wank and I come... That were the best moment
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Your best moment was coming in the bath?
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Yeah.
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[Naomi] I don't know why all of Josh's stories
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It's just... [giggles]
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...a bit of a worry.
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Maybe I should be really worried about this.
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But yeah, another great contribution from Josh.
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[Iain] Jess and Daisy are having a heart-to-heart
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How was your chat?
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At least you've already been on a date, did you find out
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I think he's a bit more flirtatious than what I am.
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Which is nice, because I know that he fancies me.
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But I just want to take it a bit slow.
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We've only known each other for a few days and I don't
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that's going to feel unnatural
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and I'm gonna feel kind of like not myself,
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[Iain] Meanwhile, over on the daybed,
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Lauren gets the skinny on last night's shenanigans.
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So, you've gone into this room?
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So, we've gone into the love shack.
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Just talking and howling and that. [chuckles]
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But then he goes to me, um...
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"I want to ask you something. I want you to be
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And then we ended up cuddling, yeah.
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So you had no idea that he was going to
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-like it completely came out of the blue?
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Because I had no idea. When you come out and told me,
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I'm made up right now that I'm his bird.
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[laughter]
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[groaning]
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[Iain] One of the boys is getting a lot of
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and I'll give you a clue, it ain't Omar.
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I was wanting to talk to you yesterday.
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Because I wanted to know what you'd say... I knew you
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but I was gonna say to you that I wanted
328
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So when you were lined up there,
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If you had picked me, I would have been like, "Bang on."
330
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But at the same time, I mean...
331
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-Really? -Yeah.
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Nah.
333
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I don't know.
334
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If I see him in a club, I'd have walked past him.
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And he would have done with me.
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Now I wouldn't avoid him. I've seen a completely
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I think he is a sweetheart.
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[Lauren] I feel really good about being coupled with Luis.
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I feel our personalities bounce off each other.
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So I feel like he'll bring out the best in me, like
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Are you still feeling a bit of Lu, Dan?
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-Yeah. -Yeah.
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You think you'll carry on cracking on with Lu?
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Maybe just give it a little bit of time.
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Yeah.
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Time will tell, babes, time will tell.
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Just go with it.
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Lu's a bang-on lad. Good-looking, sexy as fuck!
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You got Zoe, Lauren, Jess and Danielle.
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All lined up with their hands out saying
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All he's got to do is pick one of them
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You make me laugh when you wake up
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-I know, literally. -It was so cute.
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[giggles]
355
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So funny. [laughing]
356
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It's like electric shock, innit?
357
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,520
Literally.
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00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:08,040
[in hushed voice] Jess is making
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-She will. -She will, yeah.
360
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,760
What tattoo is that?
361
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:15,600
"I hate Jess. She's an idiot. Get her out of this villa now."
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[chuckles]
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"I hate Jess. She's a snake.
364
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She loves to cause shit and she's off her head.
365
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,960
But she is good at twerking. She's all right."
366
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,400
[giggles]
367
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:31,120
-Just go home, mate. -Go home?
368
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,240
-Literally, go home. -Why?
369
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,160
Because you're just... [laughs]
370
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-I am chatting shit, aren't I?
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-That's all you are. -Twerk and flirt.
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That is you. Just twerk and flirt
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I get a lot of vibes from some of the girls
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Oh...
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Zoe, Jess...
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Danielle. And I think, I am scared
377
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kind of sway towards me.
378
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,400
You just listed all the girls in the villa, mate.
379
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,800
-[laughs] -It's like you listed
380
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And gone, "She fancies me!" I believe it. I wouldn't
381
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Because Naomi said to me when she was in the hot tub,
382
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"I really like you." These are the words
383
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,000
-On speed dating? -Yeah.
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She said, "I really like you. You're a really
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I think Josh is really, really worried
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about losing her already.
387
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,440
I think he knows that he's got a good catch.
388
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:43,120
-If you watch her walk around the villa, Josh is...
389
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-Hanging on to her coattails. -Yeah.
390
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,400
Do you feel like she actually genuinely likes him or...
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00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:51,920
-I think that she's a flirt. -I'm not sure.
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00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:55,360
Her and Josh are like quite different people.
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She's an academic, a clever girl.
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but they are different kinds of people
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and I think she's the sort of girl who will demand more.
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[Iain] Coming up... Naomi's fetching
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So your type?
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Someone who's smiley and nice eyes.
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To me, that's like the key to my heart.
400
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:16,840
Interesting.
401
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:28,080
[Iain] The Islanders are enjoying a glorious
402
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,440
This is like... It's coming through here as well.
403
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,640
This isn't exactly waterproof.
404
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,800
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
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Fucking hell.
406
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:41,800
Please just get in for fucking dinner.
407
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,080
Omar, I'll see you in there.
408
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-I'm not going in the pool. I'm getting naked.
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-Should we go in? -Go on! Get naked!
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-Get naked! -[boys yelling]
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00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,320
-I knew someone would be in there.
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[whooping]
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[cheering]
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-[Iain] Omar pops his pants on and Zoe gets some news.
415
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[reading message]
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00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,640
Oh, shit! [continues reading message]
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-[all cheering] -Let's go.
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Luckily, they didn't pick me.
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[all] Whoa!
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00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,360
[Iain] I think Zoe is falling for Chris.
421
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,880
-[all laughing] -[Hannah] Are you all right?
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00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,640
-Are you all right? -For fuck's sake.
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00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,000
[Zoe] That's gonna be...
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Come on! Come on, come on, come on.
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00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,720
Please don't put me on this date. [chuckles]
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00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:20,800
[Iain] Maybe not.
427
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,280
If it's massaging, I will freak out.
428
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:27,040
-Will you? -Yep, that's my one designate
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00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,040
You will not massage.
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[Iain] Up in the bedroom, Hannah and Jon aren't
431
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I am going to go and sunbathe.
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Oh, my God! That is rock hard. [laughs]
433
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:50,120
-Decent, isn't it? -It actually hurts to hit.
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00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,360
Everyone wants the Lu, Dan.
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-[all giggling] -Lu-dan!
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Lu, you've got a pick of all the bitches.
437
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,520
[humming]
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00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,760
Naomi is flirting a lot with the other boys
439
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And doing inappropriate things that we wouldn't
440
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[whispering]
441
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Yeah, I've noticed it. I've noticed it.
442
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,800
She's like... I knew from the start
443
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,120
But have you noticed it?
444
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,480
I have, a little bit. A little bit.
445
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:39,640
Um, has he said anything to her yet?
446
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:42,760
I've told you the grass is always fucking greener.
447
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,400
-Has Lu noticed it? -Has Jon told him yet?
448
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,880
-[Hannah] No. -[Jessica] I think he should,
449
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[Hannah] Yeah.
450
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:53,120
-[Jessica] Make him do it. -[Hannah] I will, but like,
451
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,560
No. But make him do it.
452
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,440
He's not gonna say nothing. She's gonna mug him off.
453
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,720
That needs to get out. After I've been mugged off
454
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,400
I'm not funny. She's put me in all
455
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,720
Right? I'm not being funny. That needs to be told.
456
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,000
I won't say anything, but I thought Jon should
457
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Me and Josh, it's just pissed me off, that.
458
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Because made me out like I'm a dickhead. Actually, no,
459
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-He needs to know. -Do you think Jon
460
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[Jess] Like, he's gonna have to.
461
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You're gonna have to make him... Just say,
462
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So, I think he should know.
463
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,000
After the prick that I've been made out to be,
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that is not fair. That's not fair.
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00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,440
[Iain] There's a storm brewing, literally.
466
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-How are you? -I'm good. How are you?
467
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,320
Not bad. How are you settling in the house?
468
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:48,800
Loving it. Really happy to be paired up with Josh
469
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:54,120
I don't know. I wish I hadn't kissed him
470
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:58,000
Is that what you're regretting, in case things don't work out?
471
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,960
Or do you think you'll be the next Jon and Hannah?
472
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,360
[laughs]
473
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,040
Are you gonna be competing for the big, uh...
474
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,480
I don't think we'll be going in the little sex dungeon room.
475
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,360
-But, um... -So if Josh wasn't here,
476
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:15,160
who would you... What would be your...
477
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,480
So taking Josh out of the equation...
478
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:24,200
-I think Lu is beautiful. -You went on a date
479
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,520
I think he's gorgeous.
480
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,080
I still look at him and think...
481
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,560
-[Lauren] "Oh, you're a bit tasty." [laughs]
482
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,840
But, um... And new Chris.
483
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,080
Really nice. I already feel really friendly with him.
484
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,520
But I don't think loyalty should be a thing in here.
485
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,760
-Yeah. -Like, as harsh
486
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,840
it's just... I think it's pointless.
487
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,160
How are you getting on anyway, mate?
488
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,280
Yeah. I'm in a lot better place than I was with Jess.
489
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,920
-Yeah. -Like, I respect her a lot
490
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,920
and that is what I love about a girl.
491
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,640
I think you've made the trade from like...
492
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,680
-Scraps to a fish? -[laughs]
493
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,560
-No, I wouldn't put it that harsh.
494
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:24,400
Sex material to girlfriend material.
495
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,160
You could take her home to Mum, couldn't you?
496
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,560
-You're as sweet as a nut. -I wanna go on
497
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,600
Yeah. That'd be sweet, wouldn't it?
498
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,720
So how are you getting on?
499
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,880
Good, I think...
500
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,560
It's hard to tell at the moment. I don't know
501
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,960
-is like... I don't know. -Really?
502
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:47,120
I'm getting vibes off Danielle
503
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:51,720
Maybe it's weird because she is liking you
504
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:56,960
I knew straight away that she was feeling awkward.
505
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:01,400
Oh, my gosh. Is there anyone else
506
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,320
Um...
507
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:06,600
-[laughs] -Potentially, yeah, but...
508
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,320
-Who? -I can't say.
509
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:12,280
You'll find out.
510
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,920
-I'm sure. But, yeah... -♪ Dum-dum-dum! ♪
511
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,280
Yeah, definitely, 100%.
512
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,240
To be honest with you, I have good chemistry
513
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,200
It was more like...
514
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:26,600
Always like, kissing her and speaking about sex,
515
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,360
But now you've got more to talk about with Naomi.
516
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,920
Naomi, she's like...
517
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:35,160
She's like a girl I can hold a conversation up with,
518
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:40,600
who's very good-looking. That's gold dust to find,
519
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,400
-Yeah, it is. It is. -So...
520
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,160
-I've done really well there. -It is, yeah. You got to...
521
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,960
You owe it to yourself to find out how well it goes.
522
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,040
So how do you feel going forward with him?
523
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:53,400
I think he's gorgeous and he's quite full-on with me.
524
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:57,200
-But you quite like that. -Yeah, but when he's doing it,
525
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,520
-A bit too much. -Are you...
526
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:00,800
Or he's just trying to win you over.
527
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,720
-Yeah. -Is that it?
528
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,360
Do you reckon you'd stick around with him the whole
529
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,440
I don't know. It depends on...
530
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,280
-So you're keeping your options open.
531
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,480
-Hmm... I think somebody... -What?
532
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,880
-We'll see. Don't know. -[laughs]
533
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,960
-So your type? -Someone who's smiley
534
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,440
and nice eyes. Smiley and nice eyes is...
535
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:21,800
Big, light eyes?
536
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,800
Yeah, that's... [laughs]
537
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,880
To me, that's like the key to my heart.
538
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:29,360
Interesting. Tell me who the other girl is.
539
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,360
-[chuckles] Not right now. -Okay.
540
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,960
Maybe in a few days.
541
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,600
-I think I can guess. -Who do you reckon?
542
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,680
-I'm not saying. I'll wait a few days.
543
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:40,760
[laughs]
544
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,640
We'll see. We shall see.
545
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:55,560
[Iain] Candlelight. Rose petals.
546
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,080
[Zoe] Oh, God!
547
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,000
[Iain] And she loves it.
548
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,520
[laughing]
549
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,160
Okay, I guess I'm on here.
550
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:09,000
-I think you are, yeah. -Oh, God.
551
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:14,280
So you remember what you said in the villa? About your
552
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,560
Yeah, anything to do with massaging.
553
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,560
You'll be fine. What do you think that
554
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,800
-Let's not talk about my priest right now.
555
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,960
I'm open-minded. This might be amazing.
556
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,720
You might change my mind completely.
557
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,400
I very well might do, so it's all in my hands. Literally.
558
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,040
-Really... -Really what?
559
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,720
Just slightly uncomfortable, don't you think? [laughs]
560
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:40,960
-At least you're the one that's lying down.
561
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,320
As opposed to the one who's actually having to do
562
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,960
Oh, okay. Don't worry, I didn't think you meant that.
563
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,160
Please can we change?
564
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:51,440
-Next side. -Yep.
565
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,520
-Oh, this is gonna be fun. -Mmm-hmm.
566
00:30:55,920 --> 00:31:01,440
Okay. It's my turn. I'm just going to go
567
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:02,800
Brilliant.
568
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,040
Um...
569
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,880
I can't believe I have to touch you.
570
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:13,840
To be fair, I used to give my ex massages. But, you know,
571
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,080
-So it kind of... [laughing] -Oh, okay.
572
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:20,520
I'm glad your ex has come along with us. There was
573
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,480
Ouch.
574
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,000
I think I put too much oil on.
575
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,880
I think so as well.
576
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,560
You know what it's like when it's too heavily lubed,
577
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,080
Zoe, you know that, don't you?
578
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,320
Uh... That's really disgusting.
579
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:34,880
[Chris laughing]
580
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,640
How's your head feeling?
581
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,840
Get your oily hands off my hair.
582
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,560
This is part of the massage.
583
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,240
A head massage with oil?
584
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,960
-Yeah. Yeah. -Uh-huh.
585
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:54,360
Okay, right, yeah, I think sticking to
586
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,200
[Iain] A sensual massage and no champagne?
587
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,560
They can't keep their hands off each other.
588
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,600
-Cheers. -Cheers.
589
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,240
I just, you know...
590
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:07,960
People touching me with oil doesn't really appeal.
591
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,760
As soon as we walked through the door and saw that,
592
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,520
-"Bollocks!" -Mmm.
593
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:20,320
-I do think it could've been made a bit easier.
594
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:24,120
-Uh-huh. I would agree.
595
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:29,520
But it's tough when there is nothing reciprocated at all.
596
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,320
I don't know what I was meant to say.
597
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,880
What is in the Chris handbook of things I'm allowed to say
598
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,440
[laughs]
599
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:40,240
-Um, not... -"Your hair is
600
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,200
Your back is so muscly. Let me massage you."
601
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,480
That's not funny.
602
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,240
That's not part of something that would be funny.
603
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:49,120
But not "I gave my ex a massage
604
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:50,680
I didn't mean that.
605
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,760
I just meant, like... [giggles]
606
00:32:56,080 --> 00:33:00,400
If you'd had the option, today has been a slightly
607
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,360
I don't think there's gonna be a second.
608
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:08,360
Um, if you'd had the option, who would you have
609
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,840
-If I'm honest, it would have been Lu.
610
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,200
I think we would have had a giggle.
611
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,960
-What about you? -I'm not too sure.
612
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,120
I think anyone who would have been comfortable with, it would
613
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,120
Um...
614
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,680
You could have been here with Jess right now.
615
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,400
I could have been here with Jess. How do you think
616
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,240
my experience with Jess would've been today?
617
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,960
I think you would have been getting a bit further
618
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,560
-Mmm. Yeah. -Mmm.
619
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,800
Mate, I think you made the wrong decision there.
620
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,560
Oh, it's, uh...
621
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,600
-After a few of these. -[chuckles dryly]
622
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,320
After a few of those, I think you could be a Jess, anyway.
623
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,120
You said yourself,
624
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,560
you get loose after a few drinks.
625
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:49,240
I don't get loose after... I wasn't loose last night.
626
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,200
You know what I mean.
627
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,080
[Iain] Still to come...
628
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,560
Naomi's in hot water...
629
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,920
Did you say, "If another boy comes in
630
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,600
I would go with him"? Did you say yes to answer?
631
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,800
She's going to kick off at me now.
632
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:16,120
[Iain] Josh's ex-girl Jess and Josh's new girl Naomi are
633
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,600
Meow! How's things with Josh?
634
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,960
Yeah, fine.
635
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:25,200
I just, like... I'm convinced more people
636
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:27,520
so I just... I don't...
637
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,920
-Yeah. -I just want...
638
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,200
-I don't know. Hard to explain it.
639
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:36,080
-get too involved? -Yeah.
640
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:39,000
Do you feel like he might like you more than you
641
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,320
Potentially?
642
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:45,400
I think I like him as much as he likes me,
643
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:48,240
Like...
644
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,600
I just want, like, to say to him, like...
645
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:56,280
'Cause he keeps saying, "Oh, if someone comes in,
646
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,320
-Give yourself up to me. -I know.
647
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:01,960
That's why I'm, like, I'd rather you just
648
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,040
-Mmm. -But if a guy came in
649
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:07,120
Would you...
650
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,000
If another guy came in
651
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:13,360
that you liked, that was more suited to you than Josh,
652
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:17,040
-would you go for him? -If they were more suited
653
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,560
But, like, I don't think there's
654
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,720
But then, yeah, I can't...
655
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:26,360
Like, I think he's, like, so fit.
656
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,840
-He is. He really is. -Like... Yeah.
657
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,240
I don't know. I just... We'll just have to see.
658
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:35,840
[Jessica] I think it's outrageous because,
659
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,480
to be fair, while I was with Josh,
660
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,120
I would never have done that to him. I thought
661
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,600
and there was no way that I would have mugged him off.
662
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,560
Ever.
663
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,800
[Iain] Amazingly, Zoe and Chris have come back from
664
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,880
[Zoe] That was possibly one of the most awkward dates
665
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,880
[guys cheering]
666
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:53,960
Hiya.
667
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,880
[Jon] Fucking fish and the farmer, fuck.
668
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,880
Jesus Christ. You've been on the sunbed for too long.
669
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,040
Okay, no!
670
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,200
-Hiya. -What are you holding out...
671
00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,680
[Chris] How you doing?
672
00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:08,560
Don't kiss me so much. I don't wanna get
673
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,000
You all right, darling? How you doing?
674
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:14,200
We went on Zoe's idea of a nightmare date.
675
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:15,600
[all groaning]
676
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,080
Did you go jet skiing?
677
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,000
I cannot believe how awkward that was!
678
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,120
-Why was it awkward? -You had to massage
679
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:26,000
-Was it because of you two? -You give your point of view.
680
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,840
-And I will give mine. -It's not points of view.
681
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,360
For you, it was a nightmare date.
682
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:30,880
You said the words.
683
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,840
-You're gonna say it now. -Go on. Say it.
684
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,720
"I used to give my ex-boyfriend..."
685
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,640
"I gave my ex-boyfriend a massage once,
686
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,720
Ooh!
687
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:42,800
By that, I meant...
688
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,280
That was one of the opening lines.
689
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,080
-Jeez. -You killed him.
690
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,960
He took that phrase and used that again
691
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,640
and again and again and again. [sighs]
692
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,640
It doesn't matter how many photo shoots
693
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,200
or how fit she thinks she is.
694
00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:01,600
There's no amount of good-looking that can make up
695
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,880
Fucking hell!
696
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,760
-Mad. -[imitates gun cocking
697
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:11,000
-Oh, my days. -[Chris laughing]
698
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:15,000
Zoe has been nothing short of a pain in the arse.
699
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,640
-Go on. -Now, I was on my date
700
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:21,160
I just said that I would rather have been there
701
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,280
But nothing can change, I know that and it's fine.
702
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:28,560
-But if I could be partnering up, it would be you.
703
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,720
But, yeah...
704
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,280
Well, that's nice to know anyway, obviously.
705
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,320
Yeah.
706
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:40,800
What I'm not getting at the moment is why the girls
707
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,040
Why is that now?
708
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,400
With Danielle, you were pretty solid.
709
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:47,320
And nobody wanted to step onto that sort of...
710
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:52,040
Me and Dan are cool, but it's just slowly
711
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,960
may or could have happened, but
712
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,360
right now...
713
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,840
Keeping your options open to see what happens
714
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,480
-Who knows, one day, we might be a couple.
715
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:14,440
Listen, we're coming to you with this as friends.
716
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,480
I love you to pieces.
717
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:23,080
We just think, you know me, the whole collection thinks
718
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,600
She's done some things. We feel she's mugging
719
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,840
-You're one of my best mates. -Do you feel like she's
720
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,560
-A little bit. But you're one of my best mates in...
721
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,760
Just be careful. You've known her two minutes.
722
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,840
You can tell she's flirting with me, though.
723
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,680
I don't flirt back because what's the point?
724
00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:42,040
-But things like... -You're my best mate.
725
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,840
-Fucking stupid. -We just want to make sure
726
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,840
Do you know what I mean? Know what I mean?
727
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,440
I reckon if you open your eyes
728
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,280
Just watch. See what happens and then...
729
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,280
If you feel you see something you don't like,
730
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,440
Now you've seen it, now we've explained it to you,
731
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,280
you will pick up on it a lot more.
732
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:03,040
-Don't let how happy you are with her now...
733
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,200
-No. No. No. -And, as well, we've...
734
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:08,160
We feel like we've missed you. Last couple days, we're...
735
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,520
We've missed you.
736
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,440
-The thing is... -I don't want you
737
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,840
This is gonna be in the back of your mind now.
738
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,000
Just watch out. If you see it happening again,
739
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,080
then you fucking crack on and you go,
740
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,360
-"Why are you doing that?" -"Don't mug me off."
741
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,760
Don't do it now. Don't be slapping
742
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,280
Don't do it now because she'll think we've put ideas
743
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,960
-You don't want her to think that.
744
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,880
-Just giving you an ear. -Yeah, exactly.
745
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:33,400
[Josh] No, I just jump into situations.
746
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,120
There's two sides to every story and
747
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,080
-Cheers, everybody. -Cheers. Love youse.
748
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,360
Cheers, love you.
749
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,520
So I was sat down with Naomi and Daisy.
750
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,560
I turned around to Daisy and Naomi and I said,
751
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,920
"How's it going with Josh?" She said, "Yeah, yeah, fine."
752
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,600
I said, "It seems a bit one-sided with you two."
753
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,120
She said, "Yeah, I've got my back up because, obviously,
754
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:56,160
I'm scared he'll mug me off like he did with you."
755
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,920
Okay, whatever, whatever. And I said...
756
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:03,000
Daisy went, "Well, what if another guy came in the house?
757
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:04,960
What if another guy came in the house...
758
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,080
Would you potentially go for him instead of Josh?"
759
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:10,480
She said yeah.
760
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,560
Okay, okay. Calm down. Calm down.
761
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,680
What do you want me to do about that?
762
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:21,040
Tell me a good scenario of how I work this out. I'm
763
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,080
and tell Josh, get Naomi and say, "You're a bitch."
764
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,160
It's exactly what we thought was gonna happen.
765
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:31,400
You two finish your cigarette. We'll talk to him.
766
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:36,120
-Fuck it! I don't care. -I can't be arsed about
767
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,440
They're gonna know it's come from me.
768
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:43,320
I'll be right behind you. Right behind you, every step
769
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,120
They'll still come in and mug me off,
770
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,080
What's this, now? Fucking hell.
771
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:51,280
-No, mate, it's not fucking good, bruv.
772
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:55,600
I have just been told that Daisy and Naomi
773
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,320
Naomi's been saying to Daisy, "How's you and Josh going?"
774
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,400
She goes, "Yeah, but I feel it was a bit one-sided."
775
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,920
"If someone was to come into the house who was
776
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,760
would you fuck Josh off and go with him?"
777
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,240
She said yes.
778
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,840
-Fucking hell. -What's happened?
779
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,600
I don't like to approach it, though.
780
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,800
[Jon] Hey, listen, I've just been told exactly
781
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,680
She's a fucking snake. So is the other one.
782
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:20,560
-You don't know, you'll find out now.
783
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,520
I've been in the house and Naomi's done
784
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,400
Slapped boys' arses, said some comments.
785
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,920
And I've always thought to myself, "That's not right."
786
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,360
You know, you don't do that. That's mugging my mate off.
787
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,240
Naomi. [whistles]
788
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,760
Shit, here we go.
789
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,920
Us boys have been a bit worried at some points
790
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:48,840
-As his friend, he's more into you than you him.
791
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:53,120
-No, you can listen. -100%. I was gonna call him
792
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,800
What's been said is, what I've been told is that
793
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:59,000
you and Daisy were having a conversation
794
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,560
"How are you and Josh going?" And you said,
795
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:05,520
Plus, hold on, this is what I heard. Just let me speak.
796
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,960
And Daisy said, "If someone comes in who is more
797
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,280
would you go with them instead of Josh?"
798
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:17,600
When I first came in, I said I go for the arrogant
799
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:21,320
I'm never used to people being as nice to me
800
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:26,880
And you're one of the best-looking people
801
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,920
-Not to boost your ego. -No, no.
802
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:35,040
But when you straightaway say that you think
803
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:40,120
part of me is like, "Does he mean it?"
804
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:44,520
And I'm so worried that if another girl came in,
805
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:47,560
-So I just don't wanna... -That's fair enough.
806
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:51,880
Did you say, "If another boy comes in who's more suited
807
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,480
Did you say yes to answer?
808
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,320
But there's no direct yes answer.
809
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,360
-I said if another girl... -That's what Daisy said
810
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:01,040
Yeah, I said if another girl came in, that you preferred...
811
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,880
But he's not going to prefer them.
812
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,640
Yeah, but he was really into Jess.
813
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,440
She's going to kick off at me now. It's gonna kick off
814
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,640
But... Okay, I said yes,
815
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,600
but I said I can't imagine anyone coming in
816
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:19,760
Tonight I just learnt my lesson that you just don't...
817
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,760
yeah, you don't talk about things with people. [chuckles]
818
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:26,920
Look, I've just aired that. I didn't mean to be a dick
819
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:29,680
You know I love you to pieces.
820
00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:31,640
It's not gonna undo me. Fair play?
821
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,280
Yeah. Yeah.
822
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,000
All right, do you think if another girl comes
823
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,600
-I'd pick her? -Yes. [chuckles]
824
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,640
-Do you? -Yeah, but I don't...
825
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:42,960
If you wanna do that, then that's fine.
826
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,680
To be honest, I don't think I would.
827
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:48,040
-She said she said it. -Did she?
828
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,520
Then he's a pussy. She's just gonna
829
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,360
I'm not gonna stand here and fucking baby him.
830
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,800
He's a kid, he knows what he's doing.
831
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,960
I don't think you should be worried about it just
832
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,680
People in here are feeding you shit.
833
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:02,760
[Naomi] If I said how I really felt,
834
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,840
I would be probably a bit more full-on with you.
835
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,800
But in the back of my mind I am thinking,
836
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:10,960
"In two days, another girl could come in
837
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,280
Whatever from that conversation you hear,
838
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,680
just in case you came in and pied me.
839
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:20,320
-I wouldn't lie, to be fair. -But how I really feel
840
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:24,440
I don't think anyone could come in
841
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,880
All right. Cheers.
842
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,000
[Naomi chuckles] Cheers.
843
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,880
It's fine. They like each other.
844
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,280
They're quite cute. They're all over each other.
845
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:39,520
It's a bit sickening sometimes. For fuck's sake,
846
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,160
We've known each other for four days. That's ridiculous.
847
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:45,080
Because you've been here longer than me, everyone's
848
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:46,760
-you getting mugged off. -Yeah.
849
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,600
I would never do that to you. But I didn't want to
850
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:51,920
-And I won't mug you off. -[chuckling]
851
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:55,360
-Even though you don't... -I totally don't believe you.
852
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,560
-[kissing] -[Josh] You should do.
853
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:01,720
-All right? -Yeah.
854
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,240
It's just a bit much to watch.
855
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,600
I'm like... [gags]
856
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:10,760
[Iain] Next time, a new vote to make
857
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,800
The fate of the Islanders will be in their hands.
858
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:18,360
They will dump a fellow couple from the island live.
859
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,920
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860
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