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[Iain reading]

Get in there! Come on!

[Iain] Previously, on Love Island...

The girls turned on each other.

I saw her date with the Italian.

Little bitch!

Love Island, sweetheart. You're made for this shit.

Don't come in here and mug me off.

You just taking Josh, yeah?

She does not even cross my path?

Bye, bitch.

Just shut up!

I definitely have more chemistry with you

I just can't do it any more.

That is horrible, girls, that is not nice.

And the boys took control.

The four remaining single boys

She will be coming home with me.

We have the power to pick anyone we want.

[Iain] Tonight, the girls are desperate to stay.

It is like being picked last at school

Oh, no.

Decision time.

[Iain] It's the moment of truth.

But there's a new boy in town.

Please welcome your new arrival.

-What? -What?

I have got to pick the first person.

[theme music playing]

It's going to be a long, hot summer.

[Iain] It's coupling up day

The boys are choosing, and any girl left single

Daisy's coupled with Jordan and Naomi's coupled

meaning those two are safe from being dumped.

Naomi might be safe from the dump, but she is

Josh's wandering hands.

Do you? Especially if you're gonna catch up to me.

[Naomi giggling]

-Are you ticklish? -Yes.

[Josh chuckling]

I like that you overpowered me in that as well.

I loved that.

Is this your bra here by the way?

[Iain] Never good when you've got to ask.

Josh has nabbed Naomi's bra and he's also

He was literally pretty immediately.

-Really? -I was like...

He's so my type.

Really? That's so good.

Yeah, I think he's so fit.

-His eyes though, just like ridiculous.

I don't know, he's being, like really really sweet.

-Yeah. -So.

I just feel like bit awkward about like kissing him.

Have you not done that yet? No?

I want to wait a bit...

-Because he was just... -Yeah, I know.

But I have... Oh, yeah, I have waited.

I mean, it has been two days.

Two days.

-It's like two months here. -I know.

What about you and Lu then?

I mean, like, it's been moving really, really slowly.

Last night, you seemed like closer though.

We moved close like that, but that's kind of how is?

I think if he picked me today, I would be able

Mmm-hmm.

-So, I really... -I am sure he will...

Because right now, we are in a bit of limbo, aren't we?

-Because there's still... -Yeah.

A little bit of unsure.

-Yeah. -He's going to.

But if he does, I feel that will be like a bit

Yeah.

[Iain] The coupling up is looming and it looks like

Josh wants to get rid of a certain someone.

Absolutely, mate. Absolutely.

I mean, as much as I don't want to say it,

all the girls have got quite a bit going

and not that much going for them.

I don't really know.

I want the boys to pick Zoe and Lauren.

I can have a good conversation with Zoe

and like Lauren brings banter to the house

and like she's just a top girl.

Jess mugged me off, you know. I mean, so,

I don't want her in my environment

and I don't want her bring negative thoughts

So, yeah, I wouldn't save her personally.

[Iain] Here's a question...

Which girl's going to win the golden ticket

Maybe Jon can help.

What's the point of going with someone

you're not gonna want to get with?

You're not here for that, are ya? If you fancy Jess,

What's wrong with you? You're a terrific lad,

-I know. -[all speaking together]

You think people are gonna be happy and the girls

if you chose Lauren and go for Jess?

And tell the other girls, "Well, I picked Lauren

"I don't know if we're playing a game

Pardon me.

Pardon me. They will hate you even more for

Because everything I'd do with Jess would be fake.

You are not gonna do anything with Lauren.

Show you a good time though.

What, you wanna have magic with Lauren?

We're gonna need to make best mates,

Yeah, that's so fun.

I have been so fun.

-Do you know what I mean? -Yeah.

You make a decision, son.

You make your decision. My advice to you is,

what you have with Lauren is more fake

You have an attraction to Jess,

and you have no attraction to Lauren, you're just

you get on with her really well.

That's worse than going for someone and thinking,

well, I could actually bang her.

Simple as that.

Now or never, mate.

Yeah, that means especially for you.

Oh, why is it so hard?

This was easy this morning. Now, I'm actually

Stressful.

I know you're not a thick lad.

I just explained to you in the way you realize.

-You are right. -I am, I know I am.

[Iain] The Jonathan has spoken and Luis

-I have more banter with you...

Than I do with any of the other girls.

-We have so much in common. -Definitely.

That is what I thought from the start, really.

-So. -Mmm.

Yeah, cool.

How do you feel about everything?

I am in quite a good position

because I feel like I know it's going to happen.

We just need to try and be, like, a good couple together.

We are doing this together, we are not doing this singly.

We're a really strong couple. We are like a good match,

We have to do this together.

We have to be the best people in there.

[Iain] Hannah and Jon are definitely doing it together.

[chuckling]

Stop that, you...

Luis receives a message that puts the cat

And by cat I mean boys,

and by pigeons, I mean a challenge.

[phone beeps]

No islanders. Right...

Peace.

This is going to be interesting.

All of us, gather round.

Islanders, Chris, Omar, Jon and me.

Oh, shit man!

Me, Luis, Chris and Jon are going to have

Heart Makers, against each other to determine

in terms of picking the girls.

Good luck, boys.

Peace out, girls.

I think it is quite important because, if a

pick the same girl for example,

whoever gets first gets the girl.

What do you think about this?

I think it's gonna go Jess, Lauren, Zoe, then me.

That is the order in which the girls

I have no idea. I think it is a tough call.

It's just the picking for a friends thing and who

It's gonna be a walk to the villa, I think.

We will have to stand up in front of them again.

Oh, no, I hate that. It makes me cringe.

It's like being last picked

It's a jigsaw.

Chris, Omar, Luis and Jon, it is time to

Inside the locked trunks are pieces to a puzzle,

which, when assembled correctly,

To unlock the trunk,

you'll need to work out the lock

the equation on the board.

Oh, that's me fucked.

So, to get first dibs on the girl of

you are going to have to be quick.

Good luck, boys. It is time to make

All the best, boys. Good luck, good luck.

[Iain] Jordan and Josh are already coupled up,

so they're sitting this one out,

Well, you can do the maths.

Jonathan can't.

I can't do maths to save my life. Two times two,

that is as far as I go when it comes to maths.

The lock combination equals Daisy's age times four.

-[Iain] Still to come... -Please welcome

[Iain] There's a new boy in town.

[Iain] To decide who picks first in the recoupling,

the boys are taking on a maths challenge.

This could take some time.

We have to do a challenge this afternoon but

thank God, I'm paired up with Naomi.

If you come last in this challenge,

you are the last person responsible for choosing

And that's a lot of guilt to deal with.

The sum is, the lock combination

Daisy's age times four plus Naomi's age.

[Omar] I'm a smart boy, I'm good at stuff like that.

I smashed the equation in less than 10 seconds,

-How old is Daisy? 25? -How old is she?

100, 400, 423.

-423? -123, isn't it?

[chuckling]

Although there were four guys in the competition,

the real competition was only between me and Omar.

Omar's close, Omar's close.

Because it leaves that person with the power

of who they want to choose of the four remaining girls.

He's getting close mate, he's getting close.

No, Chris looks like he's good at puzzles.

Omar, what is the last number?

Let me get closer to this.

Omar, go on.

How the fuck am I supposed to get this

-What is 24 times four? -96.

Mate, this is so hard this bit.

-Add 23 on top of that. -96, 160, 120, yeah?

No, no it'd be 99 and 20... 129.

They were just mugging me off.

Because they didn't want me to get my padlock open.

Was it 129?

-Look? -Yeah.

I've got 129, why is it not opening?

I was giving Jon some wrong numbers because

120. I can't remember what I put.

Chris, I need to win this mate.

I'm gonna get the birds that I want.

-The birds... -Ah, no.

-Yeah! -About time! Wicked.

Go, Jon boy.

How are you still doing this puzzle man, it's hard.

-Nailed, mate. -Absolutely impossible.

I couldn't do it, I had to help from

You two are not doing well at this.

It is fucking impossible!

Start off from the bottom and work your way up.

I know you don't have much of it guys.

This is literally so annoying.

Really, really frustrating.

Jon, you are fucking in there.

Jon's box is here, he's getting close.

You two are doing absolutely terrible.

Is that even the top one? That might

I have noticed. It is a puzzle.

You know what, fuck off, I'm not helping ya.

I hope you fucking lose as well.

We spent ages trying to crack the puzzle.

I think Omar is rather close here.

-I can see that one fitting in there.

-Bring it round. He has done it!

We have a winner. We have a winner.

Chicken dinner.

It's not about having a big brain, is it?

I've got the second place, boys. Box that.

-I'm done. -Luis, forget about it.

Sloppy seconds.

At least you have got third place.

Horrible to come last, but, whatever.

I cannot wait to tell the missus I won.

Hello, sweetheart, I've only gone and

It's just gonna be horrible to see someone go.

It will be my fault, I'm sending them

-Oi oi! -Oi oi!

Who do you think won?

Me and Josh were hosts. Who do you think won?

-Luis. -Who do think won?

Jon?

Who do think won? Who do think won?

-It was jon! -[all cheering]

Who came last? Luis!

[Iain] Omar's got his pick of the girls,

which is unknown territory for the

I don't have a decision, but the boys have put

-Like what? Like what? -I was very certain

Now...

It depends who Chris has picked.

You want Jess?

No. But, basically, they were like,

if I was to pick Lauren, they are just going

If I was to pick someone I could crack on with...

Who do I pick?

Depends on what Chris does, he is before me.

Do you both want the same person?

Potentially.

Quite tough, isn't it?

It's tough enough already.

I didn't think it was hard this morning, I knew what

Yeah.

-Now they've changed it... -All the boys have

[Iain] Whatever their decision, the boys had better

[phone beeps]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

The phone beeps again.

[Iain] It's time for the girls to

no no no.

[Iain] Naomi and Daisy are safe

But there's one last twist.

[phone beeps]

What?

-Where are you? -Hey, hello.

I'm Chris Baxter, the brand.

I'm on my way to the villa now to show the

I'm not like the other guys.

I'm originally from Chelsea, but now I live in

My family are very successful and that motivates

People like my style, the way I go about life.

I have over 50,000 followers on my social media.

It shows what I'm doing at 6am, when

people see what I get up to and how I get the image

A typical night out with me is the best place, the best

I might go to Monaco, I might go away to LA.

But wherever we go, we always have a fun time.

I haven't chased girls for years.

Boys, watch out, Chris Baxter is coming.

[Iain] Silence, peasants.

Chris "The Brand" Baxter has an announcement.

Basically, I have got to pick the

And the reason why I'm picking this girl,

I feel like my connection with her will be best.

[Iain] New arrival Chris "The Brand" Baxter

Basically, I have got to pick the

And the reason why I'm picking this girl,

I feel like my connection with her will be best.

It's going to be Danielle.

Thank you.

-Take a seat. -Have you met Lu?

How you doing buddy?

He picked Danielle and it was like

Wow.

I don't know. I'm confused at the moment.

We were not expecting that, mate.

[chuckling]

My head was so, like, what the hell

It was such a shock. It's given me

So now only one girl is leaving.

[Iain] After his surprise victory in the challenge,

Jon is next to pick.

I want to couple up with this girl because

straightaway, I knew that was the one for me.

Every day, I get more feelings for her.

The girl I am choosing is Hannah.

[whooping]

I want to couple up with this girl because

She is the girl I feel I have the best connection

The girl I want to couple up with is... Zoe.

[applause]

When Chris chose me, I was absolutely

I was so grateful I just jumped on him.

I was just so relieved I was staying in the villa

Chris was ahead of me.

He chose Zoe. I was so surprised, I did not

So, I want to couple up with this girl because...

I think she deserves a second chance.

The girl I would like to couple of with is...

Jess.

[applause]

I had no idea that Omar was gonna pick me

I'm so relieved he did. It was just all up in the air

Oh, my God, I have got so much more to give.

Me and Omar are gonna have bants.

Being the last two, it is knowing that one of us

I think I have done all I can now.

I want to couple up with this girl because

I think we can go a long way together.

I think the world of her, I love her to bits.

I feel like she is my best friend in the house and

-Lauren. -Well done, Lauren.

[applause]

It was quite emotional,

just to think that is how he feels about me.

He didn't want me to leave.

-That was hard for you. -I know.

That was a big...

-Sorry, Rache. -That's all right.

I did feel tremendously guilty not

But, at the end of the day,

it's Love Island, me and her were only ever

She said, "Don't worry about it,

I'm going home to my little boy,

I miss him, it was my time to

I really felt like I was going,

I came out here to find someone I

possibly had a connection with and see how it went.

It didn't happen. The couple I think will win it is

They have an amazing chemistry together.

-Let's have a chat. -If you want.

I can tell by the reaction I have fucked you off.

I knew straightaway you would pick her.

I know you two have got chemistry,

-The way you speak. -I have to pick

-It had to be one of the... -Cheers, man.

Who knows, mate? I know. I can't say

I appreciate it, nice to meet you.

I knew 100% when he opened his mouth

he is going to pick Danielle.

I have come into the villa and

picked Danielle, and broken Danielle

I probably would have done it anyway.

It was the right choice, I am happy, so...

[Iain] Ladies and gentlemen,

a Love Island exclusive, posh

You are well-spoken, a pleasant girl.

To me that is the most attractive thing,

-You speak well. -Yeah.

That is a big plus. I like her, obviously,

[Danielle] First impressions are great.

He's slightly younger, not like somebody

That's not a reason to rule him out, and we're getting

-Where do you live? -North-west London now.

I want to move south-west cause I work in Chelsea.

I was born in Chelsea.

I've lived in Henley-on-Thames

I live by myself now.

I think we will get on well.

Sometimes I'm talking to people in here,

and they cannot keep up with conversation at all.

I wouldn't want to use that terminology, but yes.

I have got so good at,

before I say things, like, dumbing it down in my head.

Instead of saying something like,

I'll be like, no, you cannot use a

"I'm really tired today guys." You have to dumb

Because you're more intelligent.

[both laughing]

[Chris] Danielle likes a more mature guy,

we can have a good, intellectual conversation.

I think she felt there is a bit more immaturity with the

It is nice for her to have someone to speak to.

She can have a proper conversation.

I had a long chat with Danielle and I fancy her

I reckon they might crack on, you know?

-Yeah. -I reckon they will.

-That is her type, isn't it? -If there is a

he's going to take Danielle straightaway.

When I saw him come in,

I thought he would pair off with Danielle, they

It was an obvious match.

[Iain] Turns out another obvious match is

That is why said I fancy you. It worked, didn't it?

You definitely kiss on the second date.

[Iain] Luis gives Danielle his take on posh Chris,

He is the type of guy, he is so arrogant.

That's probably because he is posh.

He is what you guys deem as posh.

No no no, his aura.

Allegedly, to each their own, making a quick presumption.

We will see, won't we?

I'm telling you now, I will not get on with him.

Not just because of what has happened, I just won't

I can see you're very different people,

I don't think you will get on with anyone here.

I see you get on with Chris, that's about it.

-Well... -Can you tell that?

I can see he's totally different.

I'm different to the other girls

-Don't I? Okay. -Yeah, whatever, man.

[Iain] Luis isn't convinced, but what does

Obviously it is a bit difficult

because Luis and I have been getting on well.

-He's pretty angry. -I think having a date is not

He's angry, I would be the same.

He is directing it without realizing

he is doing it. "You're going to crack on

How do you know that? "You can just tell."

In the past week, we've engaged that I'm not that

There wasn't much more I could say.

I said to him, you're put in the situation,

I didn't expect it, I was happy to

but now I will get to know him.

And see how the next few days are.

You know in here, you have to go for what you want.

Everybody knows that if you don't,

-it doesn't work. -It'll come back to bite you.

I'm in the bad situation now.

God knows what I'm going to do tonight.

[Iain] As the day ends, Omar takes Jess to bed.

There's a sentence I never thought I'd hear myself say.

So which bed are we in then, darling?

With Jess, I have been attracted to

So now your boy Omar here is with the fittest bird

It is my time to shine and crack on.

Yeah, let's have fun.

We might be the new king and queen.

-Now king and queen, 100%. Definitely. I'm not joking.

-I am happy I picked you. -Really nice view here.

-I'm with the fittest girl in the house.

-Fittest girl in the house in my bed.

It is about time. You might be bring

I hope so. [giggles]

I will be able to keep you on your toes.

Hopefully. Fresh start.

-No sadness. -Fresh start.

Fresh sheets, I just changed them for you.

Oh my God babe, don't you just

-Fresh sheets. -Fucking hell, fresh sheets.

We had better not dirty them tonight.

Well yeah, of course of course.

Let's keep the fresh for a while.

You are potentially one of the fittest girls I have

Oh, babe!

Oh, you are so lush. After these last

saying that has made me feel so much better.

Being replaced by another girl,

it is not the nicest feeling ever. For you to

-I feel much better about myself.

Thank you for choosing me.

That's all right.

Thank you babe.

-Let's go, shall we go? -Yes, babes.

[Iain] It's over, kids, you can open your eyes.

I think Naomi is stunning, I think she's gorgeous.

-If she wasn't with Josh... -We will wait and see

I'm not going to be... If I get to

It'd be great.

Who else would you go for? Jess?

-I had the option on Jess. -I find Jess very sexy.

-She is naughty. -She is fucking

That is nothing long-term. That's a temporary...

That easiness is as much a turn-off as a turn-on.

I completely hear you.

That is why I didn't choose her. I'm attracted

She is very attractive in person.

Yeah. We will see what happens.

For me, a massive turn-off is that

But not to the volume the rest of

That is a big turn-off for me.

She is so classy, so well-spoken and

then she let it down with that one thing.

The chink in the armour.

That is the only thing that would give me doubts.

I promise you, like,

I have only known her for five hours,

but from what I've seen I like her more and more.

-Have a good night. Yeah. -Are you going to

[Iain] I think they might be going for a...

Do you reckon it will be open now?

If we are meant to be, it is open.

-Oh my God. -It's fucking open.

Mate! Mate. Welcome home, babe,

-Lovely. -If you don't try at life

Do you know what I mean?

Oh my God, everyone's gonna know where we are.

Yes, babe. I can't be arsed to do

[Iain] And Jon and Hannah aren't the only couple

getting to know each other a little bit better.

Let's play a game. Will you play a game?

Ask me whatever you want and I will be honest.

-Are you over Jordan? -Yes. Honestly.

Honestly, I can see them

I have a bit of a thing about Daisy,

just because I thought she was a bit dreadful.

Before that I said a few things to Jordan

She is a bit brash. She's just completely

seeing the two together, seeing the bounce

We did not have that bouncing off.

I was being shy and everything.

But we didn't have that much...

To talk about.

So nice to spend a bit of time together

Not worrying about anyone coming in and talking to us.

They have to find out what they

I found what I want.

[chuckling]

That's you.

It doesn't feel like I have to fake

Not that I was faking, but...

When I was paired with Chris, I barely spoke a word to him.

I don't know what's gonna happen

No matter what happens, we have just gelled.

I didn't feel like that with him.

If Omar had picked me, I would not

It would be like, I would have laid

Little things would have annoyed me.

I'm glad that I'm paired with you.

-I'm glad you picked me. -Me too.

I was convinced you didn't like me.

-Was ya? -Mmm-hmm.

As soon as you came in, it was like,

[laughing]

I was, like, you are married.

-She's been really good though.

I think she has just realized.

-Yeah. -It took like a day.

Didn't really like her, like... I wouldn't have

and had a conversation. Our conversation would have been

What would you have done?

If I had gone in that room with her that night?

-What would you have done then?

Oh, that depends. If it was anything,

-I know it was kissing and fondling.

If it was anything more than that. I would be

Thank God I didn't.

No, I wouldn't have, you wouldn't even have been

Good.

It was hard enough, the fact that you kissed.

Because I obviously wanted to kiss you...

But I've been kissing Jess...

-Is that why you didn't kiss me on the first date?

-Is it? So you do kiss on the first date?

-Basically, you screened by me.

Yeah, it is definitely fair.

-Enough about her, anyway. -It is good. She is good.

-We are all friends now. -All is well.

I want to, like, I want to put a

I want to be... [laughing] I feel like a child again.

I want to be, like, together.

Officially together.

We are together. When we walk out

I can say, me and Hannah are properly together now.

In here you feel like that...

-You wouldn't. -I would, babe.

Babe, I would babe.

I would be all yours.

Be all mine, I want to make it official.

I don't want another today, I want it official.

I want to take it slow, but I want it official.

She means the world to me already.

I'm only gonna care about her more and more.

I don't want anyone going near her.

I want her to be mine. Simple as that.

When you care for someone enough,

I want to walk out of here and say Hannah's

we are officially together. Simple as that.

-I would be your girlfriend. -We are together, then, yeah?

-If you really want to be. -Oh, babe, 100%.

-That is official, yeah? -Yeah.

-Official? -Do you want to be?

Yes, I'm asking you.

I want it to be official, I want you to be

-Do you want me to be your boyfriend?

-So we're official now? -Yeah.

I'm excited for our little future.

I am made up to be his girlfriend.

I really didn't expect it and I'm happy he

-Where have they gone? -There are no

Where the fuck are they?

Are they not in the boom boom room?

-Are you my bird? -I'm all yours.

-I've got a girlfriend. -I've got a boyfriend.

I've got a girlfriend! Oh, shit!

He's in there!

[cheering]

Johnny boy!

[knocking at door]

[laughter]

[all shrieking]

We can still see! We can still see!

[laughter and cheering]

Just to let everyone know in the house,

me and Hannah are officially together now,

[cheering]

-Congrats. -[Jon] Hannah is

she is everything I look for in

He asked you to be his girlfriend,

I can't believe I have come here and

Same, mental.

How crazy is this? You get with a

you ask her out and you ain't even have sex

It shows you how much we generally

Sex will be a bonus. She is what

It is fate and I'm so happy we're together now.

Of course, whatever.

I have found a massive, big, pot of glamorous

Sexy bitch!

-Good night, Islanders. -[all] Good night.

-Love you all. -Love you.

All I can hear is...

[yawns]

[Iain] Will you two get a room?

So happy we are together.

-Really? -Yes, so happy.

I'm the most happiest man in the Balearic Islands,

[Iain] He's brought out the Jonathan.

[moaning]

[heavy breathing]

Oh, fuck.