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I will not see death coming.
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I did not see death coming.
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Do you ever get bored playing chess
against yourself?
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No, I don't. But I sometimes do.
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The gods are coming back!
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Why did you do that?
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Ray gets mad whenever people do smart
stuff in front of him.
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Hey, give me the chessboard.
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But I got myself right where I want me.
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You'll get yourself next time.
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Where were they anyway?
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They went to throw melons at that
abandoned house that people throw melons
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Without me? But I've been saving them
once for a month.
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They should be back soon. I just asked
them to swing by my house and pick up my
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phone charger on the way back. You sent
Ray, Henry, and Jesper to your house
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with no adult supervision.
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Yeah? What's the problem?
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Yeah. You don't have one old Disney
movie that isn't. Oh, you're right. Oh,
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wait. Time's changing. You're right.
Much more inclusive now. Whoa, whoa,
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whoa, whoa.
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Hey. What's up? Hey.
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Hey. Hey.
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Hey. Hi.
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Hey. Did you go to my house?
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Sure did. Oh, yeah. Walked right in.
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So? What happened?
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We got your phone charger.
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Why is it hot?
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Because we pulled out of the fire.
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You are welcome.
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It's at the shower.
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I told you she'd be like that. Yeah, I
know. I owe you ten bucks, right?
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Did you guys light my house on fire?
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No, no, no.
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I mean...
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Yeah. Just the kitchen. The kitchen is
gone. I guess, yes. It's gone. The rest
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of the house. Totally fine. Yeah.
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How did you guys light my kitchen on
fire?
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Oh, this is going to be good. Let me get
some popcorn.
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What happened?
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Okay, first of all, we've been trying to
light switch anyway. It was very dark.
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And kind of cold. I happen to have a
flare on me. Which would solve both
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problems. Oh, my God.
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Show her. Okay.
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No.
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I had a flare in your kitchen. And then
we started exploring.
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First thing we found were the curtains.
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Well, the flare found them.
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Those things went up fast.
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Did you guys try to put it out?
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Yes, of course we did.
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But, um, you know that saying, fight
fire with fire?
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Yeah, that does not work. No.
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Let's hit the showers. Woo!
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What's your problem with showers,
Charlotte?
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Yeah, right?
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I said showers.
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You guys, what about my kitchen?
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I'll take care of it. You'll have a new
kitchen in six to eight weeks.
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Take a look at these cabinet samples.
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We could do oak or maybe mahogany.
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I don't need a new kitchen in six to
eight weeks. I need a kitchen today.
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Why? Yeah, what's your deal?
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My deal is that I have a date tonight.
with Jack Swagger, and I was gonna make
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him dinner at my house!
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Wait, you know Jack Swagger?
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International music superstar Jack
Swagger?
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Youngest person to win a Grammy, Jack
Swagger?
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Do you have a date?
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Yes, with Jack Swagger.
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How do you know Jack Swagger?
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We went to camp together like ten years
ago, back when he was Jack Swagger with.
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Okay, how did we not know each other
until now?
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I've told you guys like a million times.
You guys just never listen to me. I
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don't believe you. I don't know that.
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Truth or flair?
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Truth.
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Who's the first person you ever
smooched?
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Jack Swagger. Summer camp. Back when he
was Jack Swagger with me. Check me out.
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Check me out. I'm Flairy Potter.
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Magic. Magic.
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Yara wins at Flairy Potter.
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Yes. Yes.
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Oh. Okay. Bye.
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You told us one time.
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Who's that from?
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Jack Swagger. We went to camp together.
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He's playing at the Swobby Bowl tonight,
so we're going to go out for dinner.
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The ice cream man!
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Oh, my gosh.
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Okay, so you mentioned it twice.
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You know, scientists say that you have
to hear something three times to be
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legally remembered.
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Hey, can you guys swing by my house and
pick up my phone charger on the way
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back? I have a date with Jack Swagger. I
know him from camp.
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Oh, and by the way, the light switch in
the kitchen's a little hard to find,
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so... Wow, was that today?
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That was an hour ago.
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An hour ago today?
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And I can think of seven more times I've
told you guys. Not enough time. Well,
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Jack was supposed to come to my house
and have dinner tonight. But now I can't
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make him dinner.
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Why not?
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We got your phone charger.
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Guys, you burned down my kitchen!
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Take him out to restaurants. Soda voce.
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Nice place.
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Romantic. Kitchen. Not burned. That you
know of. That I know of.
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We tried that.
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He's too famous. He gets mobbed wherever
he goes.
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Yeah, saw him at the dentist once.
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Tackled him.
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Turns out, different guy.
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So, you guys can only have dates at your
house?
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Or a secret restaurant. Like one time in
New York, he took me to this cool
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underground spot below a fake
laundromat. I got it!
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We need some place to turn into a fake
restaurant, eh?
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Some place nobody knows about?
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Somewhere underground?
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I say we make a fake restaurant in
Henry's house.
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Yeah. No.
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Why not?
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There's a hawk in my house. There's a
hawk in your house?
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That's what Piper said.
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What are you doing out here?
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Can't go inside.
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There's a hawk in the house.
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He hates me.
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Why is there a hawk in our house? I
heard a cricket downstairs last night.
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Go on.
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Well, the cricket kept me awake, so I
grabbed some mice and brought them in to
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get the cricket. The mice got the
cricket, but then they wouldn't leave,
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grabbed a handful of snakes to drive out
the mice.
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So there are a bunch of snakes in our
house now?
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Not since I got the hawk.
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He hates me.
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Relax, Tony.
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He's outside.
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I may need to crash here until the hawk
leaves.
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Okay, so we'll do it in the man cave. Do
what in the man cave? Make it a secret
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restaurant. Yes!
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No, we're not turning the man cave into
a secret restaurant.
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You burned down my kitchen? You never
listen to me. You get mad at me when I
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read books in the man cave.
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I knew I smelled books in here.
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You owe me.
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Fine. We'll turn the man cave into a
restaurant.
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Yes.
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Who was playing chess?
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Foise? Daddy!
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What am I doing?
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It all just kind of happened. I wanted
an after school job, but then an
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indestructible superhero hired me to be
his sidekick.
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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.
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Feels good.
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Grabbed my tie. Wouldn't give it back.
Luckily, my dad distracted it with his
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face. Is he okay?
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Uh, yeah. He's okay. He's got, like,
razor talons and, like, a knife beak,
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No, no, I meant your dad.
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Oh, no, he's in serious pain. This place
looks great. Where's Ray?
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Chef's in the kitchen.
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Where's the kitchen?
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Behind the... soundproof curtain.
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What?
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Chef sounds mad.
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Yeah, we should check on him.
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Oh, come on!
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Hey, what are you doing?
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I can't find my fifth flare.
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And if I don't have all five flares,
it's ruined.
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Put the flares away, man. They're for
emergencies only. Or for playing truth
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flare. It's fine.
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I just had the thing. Flare got it. It
was here a second ago. I found it.
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I found it. Just stop. Move. Where is
it?
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Dude, you gotta stop. blinding flares in
kitchens. Why? What's the worst that
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could happen?
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Okay, hand it over. Give it back to me,
man. Give it back. We're done.
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We're done. We're done.
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Ah, you're ruining my process.
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No, no, put him in the dump again.
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Okay,
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uh, Charlotte and Jack Swagger are
closed. I gotta go up to Juggerstuff and
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pretend like it's a fake store.
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It is a fake store.
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Exactly. This guy gets it.
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What are you wearing?
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Schwoz and I are the chefs. I am dressed
like a chef.
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From a cartoon?
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This is what chefs wear in cartoons.
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No, in real life.
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Okay.
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Boom.
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Now that's a chef.
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No, I got a can of pasta sauce right
here with a picture of a chef on it.
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what a chef wears. Here's what a chef
looks like.
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What's it today, Danny? I'm drunk like a
chef.
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Oh, from a cartoon?
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This guy gets it.
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Look at the can! The can's alive!
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This is what a chef looks like!
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I am so sorry. We are fully committed
this evening.
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There are no tables available.
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Madam President.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you there
because I was just on the phone with the
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President.
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Wow. Yeah.
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Okay.
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We would like to go to the secret
underground restaurant. We have a
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for Charlotte Page.
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One moment.
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Here it is. And I have a note here that
says it's somebody's birthday today.
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Not mine. It's not my birthday either.
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They give you free dessert if you tell
them it's your birthday.
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Then I guess it's my birthday.
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Very good, sir.
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This guy gets it.
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Right this way.
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What did I tell you about using flares
in the kitchen, dude?
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What did I tell you about playing chess?
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That was schwa, dude. Chess is for
nerds.
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Yeah, it is. We good, Henry.
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What you got there, soundproof curtain?
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Piper, how'd you get this piano down
here?
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Schwa says a thing.
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Okay, why do you have a piano down here?
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This is my baby grandbaby.
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I'm gonna play some slow jams for tasty
tips.
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There's one person coming to dinner.
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Uh, he's not a person. He's a celebrity.
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You wouldn't understand.
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do you even know how to play the piano
nobody actually knows how to play the
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piano i mean look at this thing there's
like a million buttons fortunately my
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phone just has one button
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to fix their elevator.
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You get used to it.
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I assume. If you work here, which I
don't. Hey, look, a piano.
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Nice playing.
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I love a little slow jam.
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Money speaks louder than words.
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We have your table right over here.
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Thank you.
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So what's this place called? It's called
food.
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That's dumb.
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Is it?
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What if I told you it's food spelled
with a U with two dots over it?
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You know, that's cool.
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Cool spelled with a U with two dots over
it.
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This guy gets it.
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This guy gets it.
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Or my name isn't Blaze.
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Is your name Blaze? Yes.
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Therefore, we know he's here. Yeah,
where is he? No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no. There's no Jack Swagger
here, all right? There's just a bunch of
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junk and a dashing cashier.
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We saw him walking in with a date. Yeah,
and a piano player took a selfie with
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him in some kind of restaurant.
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It's all over the Internet.
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Underground restaurant for celebrities.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's a fake
store that's a front for a super.
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Secret restaurant. Yeah, there's a
restaurant down there.
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This
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place
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is great.
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It's so private.
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I know.
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So annoying how everyone stares at you
everywhere you go.
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Yeah.
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It's so nice down here.
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Just the two of us.
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And those three guys over there.
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Uh, uh, don't you guys have to go cook
our dinner or something?
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Dinner's in the oven. All good.
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Right this way.
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Table for two.
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No, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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No. This is Henry. He'll be taking care
of you this evening.
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Oh, and what a treat. You get to meet
our chefs.
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First question, do we have any food
allergies I need to worry about?
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00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:17,790
No. Give us a sec.
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Who are those people?
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I know that girl's name is Blaze because
that's how she knew there's a secret
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restaurant down here.
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00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:30,110
What? Or her name wouldn't be Blaze.
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00:16:31,630 --> 00:16:34,330
Also, also, also, Piper posted a selfie
with Jack Swagger.
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00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:37,590
Oh. Well, that's just perfect.
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00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:41,990
The tip jar is not just for show.
288
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:49,690
So now the entire Internet knows there's
a secret restaurant under Junkenstuff.
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00:16:49,910 --> 00:16:52,730
Afraid so. I'll probably be back later
with more bad news. Bye!
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I better start prepping.
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00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:00,550
Henry, push the shrimp.
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00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:03,560
Barb, I don't think I can get another
day out of it.
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00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,339
Piper, get in here right now.
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00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,420
Soundproof curtain, dude. We'll see
about that. Piper!
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00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:14,300
My heart is just a tip -top baby.
296
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,280
So don't leave me feeling empty.
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00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,300
Piper! Dude, stop. She's never going to
hear you. Well, there's a bunch of
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00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,900
people in my man cave, Henry. You can't
expect me to just stand here and not
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00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,180
yell. Piper!
300
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:31,750
Alien won't help.
301
00:17:31,910 --> 00:17:33,210
Well, I have to do something.
302
00:17:33,410 --> 00:17:35,910
Just a matter of time before someone
sticks their stupid little head through
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00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:38,930
this curtain and figures out what this
restaurant really is. Hey, guys.
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00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:41,170
Henry,
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00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:43,690
just sat your parents down at table two.
It's both their birthdays.
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00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,230
Okay, thanks, Jasper.
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My parents?
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00:17:50,430 --> 00:17:52,330
Honey, are you still worried about the
hawk?
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00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:55,070
Yes. I think he has my scent.
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00:17:56,550 --> 00:17:59,210
Relax. He can't get to you down in this
restaurant.
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Be present.
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Sorry, we don't have any tables.
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It's okay. We just came to scare Jack
Swagger.
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00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:15,340
Ah, that's a very popular choice
tonight. May I also suggest the shrimp?
315
00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:31,140
Are your parents really here? Yes.
316
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,280
Stop that.
317
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,060
Also, Jasper keeps bringing in more
people.
318
00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:38,760
Hey, what are we going to do?
319
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:42,220
Well, there's only one thing we can do.
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00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,460
We burn this whole place to the ground.
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00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:47,760
Okay, just let me gather some precious
photos.
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00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,120
No, no, no, no, no.
323
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:55,700
We can't ruin this date for Charlotte,
okay? We gotta keep cooking and convince
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these people this is a real restaurant.
325
00:18:57,140 --> 00:18:58,860
Henry's right. We have to do this for
Charlotte.
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And then tomorrow, we'll just say it's
closed forever.
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Because of a fire.
328
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,320
A fake fire.
329
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:13,160
But tonight, we're going to give these
people the best and only dinner service
330
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,160
of our entire lives.
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Who's with me?
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00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,060
I mean, let's do this for Charlotte. And
fire.
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00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:19,520
Really, dude?
334
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,680
Oh, sorry.
335
00:19:37,669 --> 00:19:39,070
Honey.
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Secret restaurant.
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00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:59,770
We paid a fortune for the hawk sitter
and you're not paying any attention to
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00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,030
Be present.
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00:20:03,490 --> 00:20:06,290
Okay, the hawk scratched my cornea
before we left the house, so I might be
340
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:10,650
wrong. But I think that's Piper playing
the piano.
341
00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:12,690
Piper doesn't know how to play the
piano.
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00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:13,970
Nobody does.
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00:20:13,990 --> 00:20:15,250
There's like a million buttons.
344
00:20:19,650 --> 00:20:22,650
Why do I have to be present when you get
to sit there? It's the hawk sitter.
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00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,720
Tony got out.
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00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:28,160
Oh, no.
347
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,240
Let's hit the showers.
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